>mfw I'll never have a cyclops waifu to cuddle with
>you will never protect your cyclopsfu's eye
Centaur 4 life
Dr. Hitomi is better.
>protecting cyclops's eye over sewing zombie's hand
I'd give her undiluted wine until she got drunk and passed out then drive a wooden stake into her eye, if you know what I mean.
The only thing about cyclops is that, if you're scaling up a human eye, then the whole system goes so far back into the head the brain is pea-sized.
Does anyone have the page the OP image is cut from?
Cyclops aren't monsters, just mutants. Would you call a girl in a wheelchair a monster girl too? How about one with one arm?
What if I want to bully and cuddle her?
I'd prefer a more full figured woman, Manako is too much of a cry baby.
look at her abdomen
Enough to grab onto.
I want to throw a fist-full of sand into her eye. Then put her glasses on her seat so she sits on them and they break.
With one hand, yes. Although it looks ok on the panels where her breasts aren't quite as large
Do cyclops have tiny brains?
Yeah, the monster chest is a bit of a problem.
you could always cuddle with a boob.
they have nonspherical eyeballs, like owls
that looks better. sweaterpuppies make everything better
I'd pour some strong eyedrops right into her eye every day if you know what I mean.
I thought you fags LIKED monster girls.
There is always more to a girl that just her body.
Can I join you guys?
Just buy a daki.
That's not right.
So MC was being nice to Zombie Girl for once and she says he was being naive?
Maybe she doesn't deserve people being nice to her after all.
Mind is part of the body and actions are performed by the body.
So, obviously not.
They're just meat puppets
I got the impression that she was just putting on a front there. Trying not to let him affect her and all while being amused by his personality.
Maybe I'm just seeing what I want to see though.
>new sexy girl
>new girl kidnaps MC
Volumes 1-4 are printing again! We've sold 700,000 copies!
Well the guy is nice to all the girls he meets, and ignores any 'monster' appearance they have.
That and her being a patchwork of skin doubtfully helps her fit in.
>and ignores any 'monster' appearance they have.
More like he doesn't really mind them, which should be a good thing for the monstergirls.
Did I kill the thread?
Anyone here associated with the scanlators?
I noticed they accidentally erased Zombina's mouth in this page.
Zombina used to be alive and human, right?
I wonder how she died and why her body had so many stiches in the first place.
Yeah, I'll pass it on.
I would like to know too.
Actually, nothing is wrong looking at the raws.
I wonder if that face stitch is common.
Yep, there is her ass for example.
This fuggin Monster Pussy Getter right here..
So Zombina probably smells like formaldehyde and rotten meat, right?
not always a stitch
scented formaldehyde and embalmed flesh
Jeesus what would her farts smell like?
Surprisingly like earth and roses.
>We're on break next month!
But it looks like the author planned to draw a smile on Zombina but then forgot about it.
Author likes to draw smiles that fade away as seen in the left panel of that image you posted.
Wait, so they're planning on making Doppel fall for Darling too right?
I-I mean, it's unfair for Doppelfags. Doppelgangers need love too! ;_;
>Can't feel pain
>Can feel pleasure
>Owls are known for their disproportionally large eyes in comparison to their skull. An apparent consequence of the evolution of an absolutely large eye in a relatively small skull is that the eye of the owl has become tubular in shape.
Nature finds a way.
Actually, that's probably how all anime characters work, considering their large eyes.
Yeah, except that's literally Kneesocks colored green. I could color Panty's skin purple in mspaint and while she's fit right in, it wouldn't make her a daemonette.
>"I come from a family of aristocratic vampires"
Says literally every vampire ever. There's never any low-class vampires, just slightly less aristocratic ones.
>I´ll never make that booty go clap
There were plenty of low-class vampires in buffy
What a cutie
Oni and minotaur are best monsters
>You will never turn Manako into a slut
Why would you want to do that?
To make her feel like she's needed
Tender loving and whispering reassuring things in her ears when she feels inadequate can do without sluttyness
>No love for snake
Only for a short while
Don't worry, I have enough for her.
Why is Tio so perfect?
>Dullahan without armor and steed
Fucking dropped u-until the break is over of course!
For those wonder, no, Darling is not kill.
Could you love a woman who would fuck another man while you're out of the house?
>Implying the only meaning for slut is that.
Horse > Zombie > Fish > Everyone else
Dullahan incoming. My body isn't ready.
I wish Tio was a Red Oni instead of an ogre. But then, that would probably render the character of Zombina useless since she's pretty much a Red Oni in the guise of a Zombie.
So you think Miia is a slut then
Is this a trick question? Yes.
>There will never be a Miia NTR doujin
>Miia NTR Doujin
>the one doing the NTRing is Darling
>he NTRs her with human girls
>you will never come home from work early to find your monster girl waifu getting pounded by 3 dudes
What's the point in even living?
>you will never come home from goofing off early to find Darling getting pounded by 3 dudes
>You will never care for the monster daughter that isn't yours
No, this is Patrick.
Everyone talks about lewd Monster Girls
What about lewd Darling?
I forgot: how often are the chapters released? Two a month?
And by that I mean: next raws FUCKING WHEN
Darling is always lewd.
One a month. Next chapter in March because there's a break next month.
Has he shown anyone his penis yet
Who said those eggs were all unfertilized?
Isn't that against the law
>none of the girls will ever experience true happiness with darling because harem end
No but consider this.
He's sexualized every one in his harem at least once.
He even gets away with sexual harassment.
When's the chapter where he orgasms
So, how many's he got at his feet?
Miia, Papi, Cerea, Mero, Suu and Rachnee are a given. Zombina and Manako are down too. Tio appreciates him but might not be there already (dense much).
Smith and Doppel do like him but aren't yet there either. Kobold-chan probably doesn't even remember him.
What about the D girls? Lilith's probably gone to the other side, Kii's still suspicious but Draco might like him.
Also, D herself is oviously wanting the... well... D.
Did I miss something?
Sooner or later i'm going to stop winging this.
Literally who? Anyway, I'm expecting pretty much every girl that he encounters will like him or at least have some romantic scenes with him once. The main six (soon to be seven) are the only ones that have a shot though.
>Zombina and Manako are down too. Tio appreciates him but might not be there already
Anon, just because he made a few girls blush, it doesn't mean they love him to death.
Or at least I hope so, if Darling starts to drown in bitches it'll get boring.
Okayado should limit the girl wanting the D(arling) list to at least 10-12 girls.
Seven main, MON girls and Smith.
Kobold is the fur girl from the gym.
Lilith is the raped devil loli.
And I wouldn't say six, considering the arrival of D.
I'm not saying that from just the blush. They like him more than they should, that's for sure.
Also, >not wanting a zoo-harem
Harems are shite m80.
Monogamous love is best love.
Both are good, but when all girls are best girl, how do you monogamous?
Also, Darling deserves his very own harem, that's beyond questioning.
That's when you become a man and decide.
Harems are for indecisive fagtrons.
>D herself wants the D
>She's Chuuni as all fuck
SRS pls go, man isn't built for one lover.
>Not built for one lover
>Implying you wouldn't love Tio or a Wight with all your being, or even Druella. Although the latter would more or less mindbreak you and Stockholm your ass more than the former two.
>Draco might like him
>Implying she's not into women
Darling can be her waifu.
He's that good.
Now I want to see Rachnee tie Darling up and dress him as a girl.
I promise never to do anything this retarded again.
Oh, this is some fucking bullshit.
Reminder Ms. Smith is Bestgirl
Both of you brought this unto yourselves.
I love her personality.
There is a point to where we should want a woman, not just a girl. He is nice woman and then some.
Your monster waifu? She's... A very nice lady, but can't 100% any Donkey Kong Country game.
Oh yeah? Well your monster waifu can't beat the Lich King in a rap battle.
>Did nothing about Suu's existence because she was mad about not getting a pay raise
>Schlicks in bed before getting called by Kurusu
>Physically abuses an Orc out of spite
Hey checkt his out.
Not to mention
>Decides to leave more than one girl with Kurusu
>Then tells him to marry one
>Then continues to dump more girls on him
This is why zombies and robot girls are the best.
>implying those orcs didn't deserve it
they were basically niggers, abusing of their "muh minority" to commit crimes
Robot girls are not monstergirls.
I fail to see a flaw
Who cares about those orcs. All the orcs should be exterminated.
They are man-made monstergirls.
So this isn't a monster?
She's just playing with a toy she knows she can't have.
She could have him if she wanted.
Then why was this robot girl living with a witch, an invisible woman, a vampire and a werewolf?
>the magical pokan girls will never made a lewd cameo in monster musume
So wait, who was the little demon girl that MC got stalked by? I'm kinda lost with who she was.
Although, really excited that they picked up Dullahan, finally.
>she can't have
Have you seen her legs?
She could make him beg for it.
There was any doubt in your mind that the undead weren't the best?
>B-but, they're dead in the MGE universe!
Wrong, faggot. They're more or less dopplegangers with the memories of the original formed from daemonic energy.
>She could make him beg for it.
So could this one, but she'd enjoy it more.
B-but why are you insulting me anon I agree with you.
Filling the quota for a demon girl. Though I'm shocked Lilth and Kii haven't been intergrated into Darling's house hold.
It was directed at the people who would doubt.
Not everyone needs to be added in to the house. Lets us get more chapters of world building seeing other girls out in the world.
I learned something new today.
Well isn't Lillith in his attic right now? That's technically part of the house, isn't it?
Which chapter was this?
Would you be willing to spend weeks in bed poisoned due to your undead waifu's body's post-mortem secretions which are poisonous to you, just to give her a hug and a kiss?
Latest one - 22.
Oni girls always have the best asses.
Thus explaining good old Polyphemus's stupidity.
I mean, "nobody"? Seriously?
The Kenkou Cross version is different. For some reason other versions got genericized down to being just one-eyed people, rather than cursed mutant gods.
It's really rare for the MGE version to be better than the generic one instead of being a berserk rapist of some sort. But cyclops is.
I could spend weeks between those cheeks.
I'm giggling like a retard.
Cyclops pls go.
>Zombina just tells people it's formaldehyde to get them to leave her alone
I wouldn't leave her.
Oh boy, what a hot bobbita boo brains.
how do zombies blush
Through the power of love and firepower.
She's not entirely undead
It's nice, but not as fit as it could be. Asterio has a great booty.
That's not right.
Well glad to know at least one girls age.
She's not even a monster girl she's just big. You're almost as bad as people who want Smith to win!
As bollocks of a colorfag as I am, what drove you to make her hair dark blue if she's in an arctic environment? She'd stick out like a sore thumb.
Hey, hey Hound.
1984 was the year Dawn of the Dead was filmed. Zombina has a military background. Let that sink in for a moment.
I meant Day, goddamnit.
>Blood type: mix
So Zombina is a Christmas Cake?
I could get behind this.
It's not like she has a horn growing out of her forehead, that would be monstrous.
That could also be 1884, or 1994. It's honestly kind of hard to tell.
So, she could either be 129, 29, or 19.
So she's either Extreme Christmas Cake, Normal Christmas Cake, or nothing special cake.
I dont know, I just felt like trying a different hair colour from what I usually do.
Ah, looking at the raw, it's '94.
I was hoping the MON girls would be older.
I think that if she was 129 she'd be a very proper and well-mannered lady.
Oh, she's 19?
Well, that's fine too.
I like it anyway.
I like you
Well you did call me your 'junior colorfag' once, love.
She's probably made up of several sluts
That could be the date she was resurrected. So she could be much older than 19.
No she's not.
This new chapter is golden!
Never seen any of the '... of the Dead' movies.
Not a horror buff.
I like the way you think...
>>Physically abuses an Orc out of spite
That was Dopel-chan.
Doppel-chan was the one who went out of the building. Smith is the one who wrecked their shit.
>Smith is the one who wrecked their shit.
This would be illegal. also clarified in the very next pannel
That's what I'm thinking, Zombina date rather than birth date, so 19 years enlisted undead, and like 20ish before that?
>Your daughter turns into a slut
cyclops are aberrations, worst monster girl
Reminds me of Sandwich
I am literally disappointed in you Hound. At least watch the 1990s reboot of Night of the Living Dead to dip your toe in the pool.
Or be a man and start with Peter Jackson's BrainDead
Looks like darling left her in stiches
God, fuck you Carlos. Just, fuck you.
>Snake fucked a man while MC was outside
>Marry a Succubus
>Come home one day after work
>Ten men lay at her feet, all of them like dessicated skeletons
>She turns around and looks at you, full of lust
I'm just not a horror guy,
hound watches spooky movie with oni waifu, both get scared, hug each other for safety
At least watch BrainDead, it's more or less comedy in a horror setting with a hilariously over-the-top amount of gore.
Kind of curious how you remove the screen filter without going insane.
Lots of time.
I thought my heart would start beating again. Little did I know: I died again instead.
Shit, didn't mean to quote.
Is she into anal
The real question is do Miia, Papi and the Mermaid grill have a single cloaca or a seperate vagina and an anus?
w-why would she?
Now that I think about it, I'm reasonably sure you could fuck her in the pupil. pic still related
So she can't see you're looking at her during it.
Papi is pretty obvious, she has human body/torso. Miia I think separate too. My doubt is Mero.
Manako seems like the kind of girl who's a kinky little sex kitten. Reverse cowgirl, doggy style, standing penetration from behind, any way to make it so she doesn't have to know you're looking at her.
Then if you wanted to send her into overdrive and almost snap your wang off with how hard she'd clench down, penetrate her in front of mirror to show her how radiant she's become in the throes of her lust.
I think that she'd clench down the most if you looked at her eye in the missionary position while sliding in and out really fast and told her she is beautiful and kissed her.
She nearly became a waterfall when Darling looked at her in the eye.
>Papi is pretty obvious, she has human body/torso
She is also laying eggsm which makes it pretty obvious to the oppossite direction.
Take Manako in missionary, she's hiding her face and protests when you move her hands away.
She's furiously blushing and crying tears of happiness at the same time, and clenches down HARD when she notices you're making eye contact.
Unable to pull out, you dump your load right at the nape of her cervix, and the pregnancy is confirmed not long after. Rather than filing for her subordinate's deportation, she brings a marriage certificate to you.
Look at Manako, she merely smiles to you and nuzzles into your arm.
Nine months later, your first daughter is born; You name her... Hitomi.
I don't know whether I should smile or cry.
Does /a/ have drawfags, and if yes, do they do /r/equests?
dun go aroun fistn ppl lil gril
It's not like there are two threads up right now just for requests or anything.
Well, monstergirl subject is marginally /d/ and I'd guess that /a/ is a bit vanilla for the subject.
Futa centaurs are the only centaurs I approve.
Imagine working a Fitness Club Kobold, you're the first human employee of Polt and generally considered "Teacher's Pet" when it comes to her extraspecies students and their specific needs.
Be forewarned by Smith that not unlike wolves, Kobolds mate for life, and that you should be careful what body language you use around her and of the full moon.
Work late one night, taking a shower after closing up, hear a panting noise coming from the adjacent locker room.
Polt has her face buried in your undershorts, her fingers toying with her pussy as she whiffs big inhalations of your man scent.
Her ears perk up as she sees you, and her eyes are glowing an unusual red color, save for her sports bra, she's effectively naked.
Look outside, it's a full moon. Oh. Fucking. Shit.
Before you can react, she's on you with her BIG STRONG HANDS pinning you to the floor, her commentating that she can't get enough of your smell, one of her fingers reaching into your boxers and toying with your phallus.
Polt comments about how that's where the smell was coming from before going down on your dick. This peppy, upbeat Kobold who'd you liked since the first day was literally giving you head.
As you feel yourself pulsing, she grabs your meat rod and forces the release down, scolding you for not putting it inside of her first.
She straddles you and goes down, your dick feeling like it was dipped in the finest persian oil with her waterfall. She begins to buck her hips hard enough to make you almost feel like you were being raped.
To make your reason disappear and the beast emerge, she merely kneels down and whispers to you that today she was ovulating.
Taking her by surprise, you throw her to the floor, and pull her posterior into the air, its supple flesh bouncing as you spank her before jamming it in. She goes "wan wann~" as you fuck her like the beast she is and release inside of her, kissing the back of her neck as you slump over.
How I would love a lamia girl as my wife and not just as my waifu.
Make one of Zombina please.
>make you almost feel like you were being raped
>and then you get arrested and Polt gets deported
need more frog girls
Reminder that this is evidence that MON will become apart of Darling's harem and move in with him
God damn that man's swag
>mfw Darling aparently keeps his swag on at all times
I'm sure Ms. Smith will let it pass.
>your dick feeling like it was dipped in the finest persian oil with her waterfall
Fucking poetry right here.
hell, I'm going to use this shit when I ever want to shoo away a girl after fucking her.
I'd bro it up with a boy centaur or a futa one, but that's it.
Funny, I was fapping to that literally second ago.
>you will never be Darling
I remember that face
Doesn't she have a giant horse dick?
I swear you could drown a toddler in my panties.
Not that you would.
Not that I wear panties either.
Try hanging out with Zombina, watching zombie flicks like the original Romero movies and doing "guy things" like playing paintball.
She's a great companion, for technically being a walking corpse. But your love life with her is about as dead as she's supposed to be.
She's mentioned multiple times that she has a very limited synaptic response to physical stimuli, and that her bodily fluids were quite toxic.
Smile knowingly, admitting that you've seen her lab results. She's not so much a walking corpse as a woman who's body is an imitation of one.
Her bluff called, she merely sighs and offers a bet to you. For each shot of a NERF dart you land on her, she'll strip one piece of clothing.
Land six shots, and she'll have sex with you.
You both run through the MON offices, turning it into a battlefield of cubicles and foam. She's managed to land a few shots on you, forcing you into your boxers and she's in her undergarments as well.
End up in a Mexican Standoff, Zombina staring you down before she merely shakes her head and laughs, turning the NERF gun on herself.
As the last vestiges of her clothing drop away from her body, she tells you to take a good luck at her hideousness, the stitches like a roadmap on this rotting body of hers.
Tell her that it's okay, because she's not rotting, merely fermenting.
Toying with her nipples, you're surprised at her tactile sensations as she fidgets and moans softly, her face flushing slightly... as if she were still alive.
To be safe, you wear a condom so as to not get any of the "dangerous fluids" on your third leg and push in. Surprisingly, she's warm and soft on the inside, and can feel every inch of your member going in and of her with each thrust.
You notice Zombina tightening as you take her on Ms. Smith's desk, something she bashfully admits she always wanted to do.
Mikoyan's girls have a dick unless proven otherwise.
If by giant you mean the size of Papi, then yes.
But I like the vanilla stuff, girls with scars are pretty nice.
>it's okay, because she's not rotting, merely fermenting
Perhaps you dont wear any, but i might
Space Dandy line
>People expect a harem end
Since the beginning I have been saying that it's going to have a tie-end with the "living with X" series. Darling is going to get overrun with monstergirl pussy and is going to introduce all the other girls to his identical brothers while probably ending up with Miia.
Or he's going to step into his crowd of brothers and the one of the three that can figure out the real one gets to marry him.
They all 3 figure out which one he is so he has to marry the three of them.
Boxer briefs master race
I just want more monster girls in casual wear.
>She's mentioned multiple times that she has a very limited synaptic response to physical stimuli
She can still feel pleasure, that's been said and shown in the last chapter. I think it's safe to assume she just doesn't feel pain.
>as you take her on Ms. Smith's desk
I like you
As you climax into the condom, Zombina reaches up and kisses you on your neck. She grins mischievously when you freeze up, asking "What, you thought I was going to bite you~?"
After disposing of the evidence, you come back to Zombina re-dressing herself and smiling at the air.
She admits she never thought that after her "accident" that any man could love her, since her original boyfriend had fled in sheer terror at her new body.
Softly bopping her on the head with a karate-like chop, you assure Zombina that had you had any problems with her or her teammates, you'd have asked for a transfer to a different office immediately.
As Zombina smiles to you, you begin to wonder how your future will play out with her, since she effectively cannot have children.
You both agree to not sweat the small details and share a kiss before falling asleep next to each other in an empty office, wrapping a blanket around the both of you, your ears almost playing a trick on you.
As if you could hear a faint beat of Zombina's heart.
The next morning, you're both roused to full awoken status by Smith yelling about a mess on her desk. Apparently, Zombina's body still had the ability to orgasm and had left a rather... lewd puddle on her desk.
Running, acting like you're on an assignment, the laughter of you and this woman, not dead by not alive carries itself on the wind.
Perhaps, you think to yourself, for however long this will last... perhaps she deserves a little bit of the happiness she was robbed of.
Now that I think about it, maybe I should have spoilered it. Oh well, it was in the manga after all, sorry moot.
>That part 2.
This must be what happiness feels like.
Thank you anon. Fukken saved.
>Now that I think about it, maybe I should have spoilered it. Oh well, it was in the manga after all, sorry moot.
TF got a ban for posting it.
That's how TF got banned.
>You will never feel true happiness
He'll only get banned if a mod is a fag and someone reports it.
I was not aware of that. Let me pussy out and repost it, spoilered that time.
Glad I could make your night, anon.
Now, I gotta go eat before one of you asks for something like Tio or Doppel to just rustle Hound's jimmies or lose SAN
People have started reporting everything, hell I got a ban for posting a page.
Anything got something they would like coloured?
It was probably a mod that doesn't read the manga so they think it's hentai or something.
Color me aroused.
Doppel-chan getting the dart, maybe?
Oni butt, do it.
What the fuck, you can't spoiler inside a spoiler anymore? My joke about Doppel taking a d(art) has failed?! CURSE YOU, MOOT
Or I'm retarded and forgot to ctrl-s that shit. If that's so, get a Zombina page in compensation.
Isn't Hound already doing Tio's butt? God, that sounds so fucking wrong.
>Isn't Hound already doing Tio's butt?
Today, I shall remind them
Maybe if Tio's butt was big enough to take a fire extinguisher
Is this true? If he is, then I dont particularly want to do it to.
Yeah, I just got busy with redraws and cleaning pages.
What the fuck, he can barely get the head in? Is he a super-oni or something?
Think so, yeah. See >>101407561
Don't think I've seen the naked butt colored yet, though.
>TFW haven't finished this yet.
Do you know what this means?
Still a cool story bro
What the fuck is that?
Alright i'll let you have it.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/c!Miia!20140202 Oh my~
I hate mine in this one.
It looks like an oversized upside-down water-tap.
What I'm trying to say is that it's pretty bent..
Stop this shit. Even though it's correct, it's much more fitting to call him Darling.
It's a slow one, I'm being slow on removing all the bitmap, or whatever it's called.
Its like they were made for eachother
Yeah, sometimes things just get in the way and things take awhile to do. In the end all that matters is the end result.
go away Nobody
>Hound x c
>not Hound x TF
And thank fuck for that! Cyclopes are shit-tier monster girls, next to centaurs.
Slimes and Lamia are best.
Please don't sexualize TF.
>b8ers in the night
Though I agree slimes and lamia are on the highest tiers.
As much as I'd like him to end with Miia don't you think that Tori has the deepest link (because of saving her life, and raping her back, and she being deeply in crash with him even though she's not a slut species and her code of contact having him as master for life etc)?
As much as I'd like him to end with Miia don't you think that Tori has the deepest link (because of saving her life, and raping her back, and she being deeply in crash with him even though she's not a slut species and her code of contact having him as master for life etc)?
It would be hard for her to be in service of a guy so deeply devoted to while having to shettle for his brother.
How does it feel getting dominated by Hound's monsterdick?
But if the thing is all of his brothers are identical to him physically and personality wise. They're basically weaponized clones meant to hook up with monstergirls and keep them under control. She wouldn't even be able to tell the difference.
What the fuck....
why is she so perfect
So we have monster-dick, long-schlong and Dullahan scythe penis.
It's all about the smile
>THE HURRICANE EXTREME SUZAKU
>THE MELODIC HOMOSEXUAL MILK BANANA
>THE CURIOUS INNOCENT DEVIL
is honey going to ded?
Oh god those names
>called yandere dullahan when D was first introduced
>chapter ends like this
>we're on break next month!
Holy fucking ass dragons. It's hard enough waiting a month between delicious monstergirl doses but now we get a cliffhanger.
>having a johnny
>The hurricane extreme suzaku
Miia - Darling
Cerea - Master
Papi - Husband
Suu - ?
Mero - Sir
Rachnee - Honey
Smith - "Darling"
Can anyone fill this up and add the MON girls?
Zombina - "Babe".
Don't remember from the others. Draco's probably is "Asshole".
thats clearly the silhouette of a scythe wielding bunny girl
Tio - "Sweetie"
I want to protect that smile
Tio - Sweetie
Tio is "Sweetie"
Also, speculah on what D's pet-name for Darling is going to be? I hope it's Sugar.
Manako - Dear
That's because her heart belongs to someone else.
A faceless rapist?
I just looked at the series synopsis again and realised Darling actually has a proper name. What the fuck.
underboob becomes normal cleavage when standing on the ceiling
>Enter first name and Hound's name
Eat shit Hound.
Relentless rape is the only way to get a dragondyke to want the D.
Miia - Darling
Cerea - Master
Papi - Husband
Suu - Master
Mero - Sir
Rachnee - Honey
Smith - "Darling"
Zombina - Babe
Tio - Sweetie
Manako - Dear
Did I miss one?
>implying it's not "My Property"
This nigga knows what's up
Waifu for life
Proof? I don't remember her calling him anything.
You didn't know that? They've only said it once though.
What's your waifu anon
IIRC, when she tries to get Kimihito to look at her.
The full one.
She got a big booty so I call her big booty
best poetry of the century
>Schlicks in bed before getting called by Kurusu
I forget when this happened
when did Manako call him that?
>darling seducing 3/4 of mon in one day
They're just going to have to let him marry multiple women, aren't they?
oh i didn't even notice
You have shit taste then.
I love getting high numbers with my favourite monstergirls.
Then I remember it's all a lie.
This is the problem with harem shows. I don't want to see any girl losing the Darling at this point, but it is crazy if he finally marries with all of them. I don't know what's going to happen.
The "brother" thing could be a good solution if the manga started about different stories with different couples, but at this point I can't see to Papi, Cerea and the other girls marrying with other person who isn't Darling.
Why aren't there any giant cyclops monster girls? So far I've only seen human sized ones.
Because you can't bully giant cyclopes.
I do know of a comic with a cyclops giantess
probably shouldn't read it unless you are into scat and unbirthing
>bullying your cyclops waifu
Calling it now
>Massive fucking build up to who will Darling marry
>Shit goes down
>Darling is about to make the big decision
>Ms. Smith interrupts him out of nowhere, coming in at the last minute saying that polygamous marriages between humans and monsters are now legal
>Your mg waifu will never call you dick "The hurricane extreme suzaku"
>Because you can't bully giant cyclopes.
homer was able to
Fair enough, missed that word. Sorry for ever doubting you, anon.
i will kill myself if this happens
It seems very pausible, yes.
>you'll never fuck your waifu's hurricane extreme suzaku penis
>implying my monsterwaifu is a cyclops
And I never said it was okay. I just said that's why they're never giant.
Because it's hard to bully something that can beat you until you're retarded.
Suffering ending, everybody go home.
>Because it's hard to bully something that can beat you until you're retarded.
>not being able to emotionally bully someone
Are you 12?
Yeah, just like you emotionally bullied all those big ass jocks in highschool, right?
>implying consequences will ever be the same
>Laven and Rose: 100%
>Laven and Christophaclies: 98%
>Laven and Shoshanah: 100%
I have no words for you. You are terminally retarded.
>In b4 HURR U DIDNT GET MY LE EPIC REFERENCE XD
It's "My destined one"
Sounds likely. Bitches love destiny and fate, and a dullahan is more likely than any other to be in that shit.
Reminder that Doppel is the best girl for trying to make Darling man up and end the harem bullshit.
>You will never fuck Doppel as she turns from an ara ara~ onee-san to a loli
not to mention her chuuni-ness
>Darling drops his harem bullshit and picks Doppel
>Yandere Chuuni dullahan
oh god yes.
>He picks Doppel because she can be all the Monster girls in one
>He has threesomes with all the Monster girls and Doppel as she transforms into whichever girl he chooses that day
Monster girls this, monster girls that, you know what is needed. That mid 30's mid 40's cougar monster girl, you know the one. Worked towards he career all her life, she's out at the store one day, accidentally hits your cart with hers. Mild chit chat happens, she gives you her number, telling you to call her sometime.
Anyone got original artwork they want coloured with my girly Canadian fingers?
I got to catch up on your fic. Love it to death. I was at the part where the Wyvern had just swept away Laven.
I forget what chapter that was. I'll catch up.
I find it kinda strange why Doppel didn't get involved with Darling's antics.
Reminder that Doppel's bio heavily implies she's an eldritch abomination
I didnt mean to quote >>101427153 sorry.
She's too pure for that. Plus she already has Smith
She is a harem in a can so to speak
Or "Soul mate"
You'd be at 40 now I think.
>Foursome with Papi, loli Suu, and loli Doppel
>Threesome with double the snake coiling
>Double the bird butt
>Double the slime
>Double the cyclops eyes
>shes hasn't dated in a long time very nerves and rusty when it comes to sex now
>yandere in general
>Not bringing her to ecstacy 9 times
>Double the cyclops eyes
Behold! The mighting BICLOPS!
So what? Her current form that she choose represents her personality just fine and is probably compatible with humans
>An eldritch abomination
>Not the Creeper in the Dark, The Crawling Chaos,
Where is sauce of bios?
I'm clinically retarded.
>Ecstasy of Rose : 9 times
laven scares me now
She'll come around when she reveals that she's lonely because people always mistake her for somebody else because of her ability and Darling is able to see her for her true self.
It'd be a big one.
>9 fucking times
Poor Rose won't be walking a a while...
Nah. I'll be when he doesn't care about how she looks and that he likes her for her.
I'll take the Hackney. She looks fun.
Why did I fap to that?
Because you can imagine her rippled, folded, molten hot salamander pussy riding Laven's huge cock and cumming her brains out.
damn that dude's short
I'll take the Percheron for 400, Alex.
that would make her all that cuter
>she forgets how big she is as she walks to you seductively with out noticing knocks over a lamp gets embarrassed tries to turn around and run away knocks over a table that was holding the lamp gets even more embarrassed and falls to the floor crying you go to her put your hand on her right cheek and kiss after that passionate kiss you tell her we can clean that up in the morning the both of you head to the bed room hand in hand
Who's Laven again.
I need drawings. I need them now!
Height isn't everything. Some girls like short guys.
The guy in Anonymoose's series.
Hey, is that guy who was gonna do the Monster girl Sentai story still around? Or did that fall through?
I may have a bookwurm and cheshire for you later tonight/tomorrow. Watch for it.
> Some girls like short guys.
That sounds like it could be funny but I haven't heard of it before now
hound you just say that because you're short
Keep telling that to yourself, manlet.
What monster girl would be the most hindering to have as a waifu for everyday life?
I say slime because if they come in contact with too much water they can die, including the rain. And water is fucking everywhere so you gotta always keep a lookout or else it's fucking over.
That's cute but a cyclops in real life would be horrifying. I can't imagine a giant one eyed girl approaching me and not being grossed out.
Alright, predictions on what Dulla-chan's name will be.
I'm going for Dalia
>The selfish loose oasis
Bull shit, she'd be the tightest one.
Centaurs, Slimes, any of the undead.
Centaurs because they literally cannot into stairs, especially if it's a fucking stairwell which requires them to not have such big bodies.
Slime because of their inability to keep their shape in massive amounts of water.
Undead because of the massive amount of Paladinfaggots and Christians in the world.
I'd have to say a lamia or any variant thereof. So much extra space needed
>Ecstasy of Christophaclies : 5 times
It starts off slow and then ends with a bang and is pretty much awkward the whole time.
The undead because of the cadaver stench.
>The MGE undead
>Of possessing a cadaver stench
I kinda expected more, seeing how you stabbed her 20 times
fuck didnt want the image
>Undead because of the massive amount of Paladinfaggots and Christians in the world.
Let them try.
We will stack the fuckers' dead bodies.
>We will stack the fuckers' dead bodies.
And then re-animate and fuck them!
>Have Lich GF
>You're surrounded by Paladinfags who spout bullshit like "XD PURGE", "UNCLEAN"
>That feeling when she pulls this and beats them
do you do lewds?
>Schlicks in bed before getting called by Kurusu
when I need it for reasons
Paladin-kun has quite the mighty sword.
Reverse-Bullshit. Cloaca. Gross.
*tips fedora* lel fuck le christians /r/athiesm world power XB not other religions tho, thos r cool nd multicultural :)
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Franken Fran has permanently effected how I think of Lich girls.
>Not the largest and most outspoken religion in the world, as well as most obnoxious in regards to everything from what you do in bed to homosexuality
Where do you think the Paladinfaggots get their schtick from.
Whorejammer 40 billion
Christian /a/non here. Are you saying there's something wrong with my waifu, Ghoul? I'll have you know she's a great person when she's fed and it's only traitorous cheating demon scum that deserves to be smote! Although eating corpses might be considered taboo, I think that if people can donate their bodies to science, why can't they donate their corpses to hungry monster-girls like Ghoul?
Be charitable! How can anyone call themselves a good Christian when there are starving undead monster-girls out there!
>"please respond" and other guaranteed methods of getting her attention
Heroes of Might and magic.
I'm curious: if you're actively christi/a/n, which monster girls do you think are ungodly abominations?
I want to like the ghoul. I like brown girls and I like oral, but the red patches just make me think of either exposed muscle tissue or blood stains, and im pretty sure those are exposed bones on her chest. It scares me
>Not the religion with the most vocal retards of all time, where those retards are considered to be your average Christian by everyone else
I have no issues with tolerant p/a/ladins and christi/a/ns, anon.
What if after a long life of having a monster girl waifu you're on your death bed and the last thing you hear on the news before you die is that scientists have discovered how to merge people with animals in a safe way that's cheap and anybody can do?
Don't be so euphoric.
I'm atheist and there are much more obnoxious and vocal religions than Christianity.
please anon don't let her looks scare you she's quite nice once you get to know her all monster girls are
>I kinda expected more, seeing how you stabbed her 20 times
I guess you could say he sure didn't stab her 20 times there.
The only other one I can think of is Islam.
It's because they deny the love of the Giratblilus
paladin quest anon here, would anyone like to continue the story next thread?
All monster girls for paladins, crusaders, cowboys and Christians
They would all purge them
In all reality, it would have to be Angels, Fallen Angels, Dark Priests and all those. Mainly because they say that there is a 'Fallen God' in which they serve. Saying that there is another god at all is the biggest no-no you can do in Christianity
Also, I don't get what you're saying at all. Do you have a waifu like any other anon (that is, not real) and suddenly the chance to make it real, or do you have an actual MG wife and you get a chance to survive by merging with her? Get your shit together.
To be perfectly honest, if you're playing the Monster Girl Encyclopedia straight they're all pretty scary. The fact that a majority take away your free will and turn you into a constantly ejaculating incubus is pretty heretical. MGE is just plain grimdark at times , to be honest.
But the worst offenders are Lilim, Slime Carriers and Matango. Pretty much anything that leaves you a brainless, fucking husk.
But otherwise the idea of loving and being in an equal relationship with non-humans isn't bad at all. So long as they can think and make their own decisions, there isn't anything wrong with loving them.
You will die with your shit Waifu and burn in hell.
>Be in high school at time.
>Little manlet Puerto Rican in my class, only came up to my waist, spikey hair
>Girls hang around him and play with his hair all the time.
It might have just been the hair or a mixture of both. Polite sage for blog shit.
Even the goose-girls?
Looks like the faggot mod couldn't handle the banter.
Different christi/a/n here. I love Monster Girls and don't think any of them are sinful or ungodly. Except elves, fuck elves. Maybe I'm not christianing right, but I'm not really offended since I can differentiate fiction and reality. That's why I always get confused when muslims or something get pissed off at shit like Ocarina of Time's fire temple, or stuff.
Yeah, but I'm talking in a more MonMusu way, where the girls aren't known rapists most of the time.
I would have to agree with >>101430137 and >>101430182
Basically, any monster that breaks you beyond being able to have free will or essentially says that there is another god
Kill anyone not muslim humans included.
Would you think of them differently if they actually existed?
anon do not listen to what the paladins tell you all monster girls only wish to bestow happiness to the one they love and yes even the goose girls
If monstergirls actually existed they probably wouldn't be interested in me anyway
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Oh yes... almost forgot this was the only board with mods.
We actually already have a thread up, but yeah continue
that is why we must remove
In a MonMusu situation?
Well we dont really know what exists in that universe really. But if anything it'd have to be the demon (or whatever species Arachne is keeping in her attic, I dont remember), solely because they could hypnotise you out of your belief in the Holy Trinity
Dont you mean *euphoric* while shoving a banana up your ass?
Ban evading isn't good, kiddo. Go back to /v/ with your shitposting.
why is there so much crossover between monstergirls and /k/?
I never see zergface or serbia strong posted on any other /a/ threads
If they actually existed I'd probably believe in one of the less strict versions of Christianity that say "Get baptized then do whatever you want" and go and acquire me my Apophis waifu, where I will then get to be immortal with my little goddess snake waifu and have lots of yandere love for eternity..
Oh. To be honest, Ilias is the worst, then. Her rampant hatred and obvious discrimination and violence against Monster Girls makes her the biggest threat to Christianity, especially since she claims to be a goddess. She's committed crimes far worst than any mere monster girl and deserves to be burned at the stake and beheaded.
On this night, monstergirls everywhere smiled.
Even the cyclops.
hell if I know, I just happen to both like monstergirls and be from /k/. We've actually even had monstergirl threads on /k/ before, I guess it's just something a lot of us happen to like
Aren't kebab broodmares also considered as some sort of monstergirl?
Zipangu monsters like the Ryu, Inari and Crow Tengu included in that? The people there do form cults around them because of their magical powers.
If monster girls existed I wouldn't mind them. Matter of fact, I'd probably do the opposite and defend them when people who think they're abominations give them shit.
I want to liberate her from the black sabbath, and maybe take her out for a drive in the country.
You'd be surprised how many people on /k/ go on /a/
It's my dream to operate alongside my monstergirl waifu.
I give to you exhibit a
Well, we already hate each based on little differences, so I don't see how an existence with monster girls would be any different. Some would rampantly hate them, others accept them, and others still trying to be overly nice and include them in everything we do. So naw, I don't see anything people too different from now.
Although how the hell would the whole Great Chain of Being concept look like with the edition of Monster Girls?
>Humans are the greatest, above all the animals.
>What about Monster Girls?
>...Okay, so maybe it's more like a big loop.
Monstergirls are just in the right spot of uncanny valley whereas furries are on the opposite end.
>there are people in this thread who DON'T dream of operating with their monstergirl waifu
Well unless the actual monsters there were saying they were gods, the only thing heretical about would be the people worshipping them as false idols
These threads are a magnet to /k/ and /tg/.
/tg/ because of all the times they fapped to everything (and I do mean EVERYTHING) in the DM's monster manual and /k/ because a monster girl is pretty much the only type of girl who would (or you would want) to go inna woods with you.
Thank goodness. I don't think I've ever seen a goose-girl drawing, but being goose would fix everything wrong with current harpy.
I just want to spend weeks lost behind enemy lines with Zombina.
what's the matter
Cant handle the banter m8?
Makes sense, was just wondering because of how many monsters that would cross out.
>omnipotent creator of the universe being jelly of you whorshipping your waifu
How can you claim he's the ultimate kindness when he can't even be understanding towards that?
Would you die for your monster girl waifu?
I know, and I'm one of them.
I'm just curious as to why monstergirls specifically.
I have a "take the killing blow" fetish so yes. Seeing my waifu cry as life escapes my body makes me feel good
Why would you ask such a thing? I am even considering dieing for not being able to trully be with her ; _ ;
If you're married to a Ryu, she's not your god, she's your woman. That's how she wants it too.
I have a really bad hero complex. So yes, without a doubt.
Is this you?
now now anon ever monster girl has her flaw but i'm happy to hear your enthusiasm never forget monster girls are for love
Honestly, even if you included the 'rape' thing, having an MG waifu wouldn't be heretical if you were a Christian, because the religion more or less states, 'If you believe Jesus is the son of God, all your sins that you have committed will be forgiven and you will be allowed to go to Heaven and not Hell'
Not if I didn't have the time to delete, hide or encrypt all of my porn, no.
Because I have a massive martyr fetish.
Specially when it's for a girl.
And doubly so when she never finds out.
I'm basically just waiting for a reason to die anyway so that along with my martyr complex would actually make me extremely happy to die for my monstergirl waifu.
Kumigawa was the best Medaka Box.
>those tears of joy
why is ryu perfection
I wonder what kind of porn it would take for our monstergirl waifus to think that we were sick wierdos and stop loving us.
M8, considering the fact he'll basically be okay with anything but two things so that you could go to paradise is pretty generous
>with anything but two things
Have you ever read the Bible my good man?
3DPD porn? Honestly my MG waifu would probably be fine with my impregnation fetish since it's the #1 thing I look up.
>Arachne finds your doggystyle porn collection
>Ghoul finds your anal porn collection
>Dark Elf finds your slow sex in the missionary position while holding hands and kissing (now 100% whips and bondage free) porn collection
>Lamia finds your footjob porn collection
>Harpy finds your handjob porn collection
Are you me? I think it would be great if I ended up betraying the heroes and turned into the BBEG, only for the girl I love to slay me and realize I sacrificed myself to save everyone from the darkness. Frommy death she would learn to let go of her hate and be happy living her life to the fullest. I'd even give her a push in the right direction if there's a kind-hearted young man in the group who can console her after my "betrayal."
Well, assuming they aren't normalfags, not much. Fat chance, though, and you know how exagerately normalfags can react to the kind of shit that's "normal" around here.
That said, all things considered, I probably would take the bullet too. Dying happy is good.
DISGUSTING DEFAMATION OF BUBUZUKE'S ART
>Arachne finds your doggystyle porn collection
It could still happen, you just have to be creative about it. Either you start involving some fancy pulleys, or you go for her spinneret
>I'd even give her a push in the right direction if there's a kind-hearted young man in the group who can console her after my "betrayal."
I don't know. Maybe if we were married, and had children that needed saving, or if she was in mortal danger and needed saving, or if I was Bruno Mars. Context is needed. I wouldn't just job for shits & giggles. Not even if she asked nicely.
Yes, I have.
We might disagree depending on the whole Catholic/Protestant alignment though
Jesus and God will forgive all mortal sins, so as long as you
a) Believe only in God at the time of your death
b) Believe that Jesus is the son of God at the time of your death
As long as those two things have been done, God will grant you access into Heaven. Breaking the 10 Commandments and such are still wrong, but you will be forgiven for doing so
I'm well aware.
>or you go for her spinneret
It's not a hole.
>mfw I would do the same but only after we spent a heated night together where she ends up pregnant with my child and I die while my best friend gets together with my monstergirl waifu and they raise my child together in a loving environment
>>Lamia finds your footjob porn collection
Never before I was so glad that I'm wierded out by foot-fetishists.
Also isn't it kinda ironic that Miia is the best candidate for Darling's waifu while he's emphasized being a legs' man?
I know how it feels anon.
Specially the last part.
There's something almost attractive about such a form of romantic tragedy.
I feel like NTRfish.
>can't see clearly glowing eyeball through clear, fake hair
Lots of mermaids in this thread.
I imagine in most cases at the time of ones' death their mind is completely shattered though.
I always thought she just had one eye and used the hair to cover up the fact.
Eh, NTR makes me too angry. I love tragedy, but that stuff is always so ham-handed and poorly written, you know? Plus, it's really just entry-level corruption/mind-break fetish with another victim.
But why would you want your lover to go with someone else? Do you have a ntr fetish or something
you could go for her ass, that hole's back there
I meant the sort where your loved one goes with somebody else.
The sort where the love is completely one-sided in your part.
Anon, I'm bored, don't have much to live for (not suicidal though), and I've got a hero complex. If I go to the store tomorrow and someone pulled a gun on someone I'd die for them, whether it's a monster girl, 3DPD, or even a fat mouth-breathing neckbeard.
And why would you believe that? One does not rethink their religious beliefs before death, so they would still die believing
Not NTR, but rather martyr/"I'm not good enough for her" sort of thing. I'll kill spade and neuter any sick bastard who dares to approach her!
Letting the woman you love end up with villainous scum that only cares to turn her into a mindless sex-slave is just stupid. If I had to choose between dying and having her live with that kind of man or living and loving her myself, I'd choose the latter.
The point is that she deserves better, anon.
>Impregnate monstergirl waifu
>Die saving her
>She stays a single mom
>Raises our child by herself
>He looks just like me
>Her love for her child slowly becomes twisted because of her grief over me
>Has incest relations with my son who in reality is a reincarnation of my soul
>Have a happy, incest relationship
True love never dies.
Shirou, no, you are more valuable than that.
Then that's not NTR, anon, for she was never yours to begin with.
>You are more valuable than that
We're really not.
Oh, I like the situation but instead of when she defeats me she leaves to live a better life, she stays and dies with me because she still loves me deep down. I guess I'm just selfish
You are a horrible person.
At least I can cuddle with best girl knowing that the Broncos lost ;_;
You don't understand, it's at the point where my life's goal is to die doing something heroic. don't care about money as long as I've got enough to get by, don't care about love as much as I used to, just want to be a hero to someone before I die. I even got my CC permit specifically so I could use it if someone tried to rob a store while I was there or some other such situation.
You're valuable to me anon.
Jesus Christ, it's like I was reading a chapter of Gantz.
or just die screaming
you've never been in a lot of pain, have you?
never had your mind filled to the brim with nothing but agony and sorrow and terror, there's no room to hold a single thought, let alone belief or conviction.
you will eventually though. whether you die violently and young, or old and senile.
remember that we can not understand how God judges, we can only trust that He is just
This thread got really gloomy...
You're making cyclops cry.
Did they lose? I was routing for Sea hawks, but couldn't be bothered to watch the game.
>You will never wipe the giant tear from her eye while you slowly bleed to death and tell her that it's all going to be alright now
>Believing a Jew was born from a virgin
>When that was literally in every form of mythology, from Chinese to Hindu, to Egyptian
>YFW he will never have been born from an Echidna
>tfw just started reading Centaur's Worries and can now fully appreciate the pic
Good god, this is some six-legged olev.
>You will never hold her hand and feel the drops of her tears fall on your chest as you finally embrace the sweet embrace of death
Good thing you didn't.
Boring as fuck, and Broncos almost got shut out.
Manning lost his way
What if it were a situation where your monster girl waifu had to kill you?
>You and your friends (or other anons) are transported to fantasy realm with monster girls to fight a Great and Terrible Evil.
>Have horrible realization that your friends (or other anons) are horrible people and will likely do more horrible things with fantasy powers than the villains.
>Join the demon lord and assassinate him, planting a puppet in your place and steer the Great and Terrible Evil toward your friends.
>You help lead your friends along, secretly having them mess up and become THE enemies of the Demon Lord's Army.
>Along the way they realize that although this isn't the real world, the fantasy people a really suffering and they (hopefully) slowly learn to get over themselves and become better people.
>Stage your heroic death along the way, so that your friends will take the banner of Good and plow their way to the Demon Lord's Castle in your name.
>They find that it was YOU ALL ALONG! Make up speech about how darkness and evil blah blah blah.
>Your monster girl lover, who joined the good cause, is filled with conflicting emotions, but your evil speech convinces her that you must die.
>With your death and the Great and Terrible Evil gone, your friends are transported back home as better people.
>Your waifu becomes a national hero and brings about the greatest age of peace her realm has ever known, all thanks to you. ;_;
Help me /a/.
I-I think I want to bully a cyclops.
>You will never die so that you can finally feel loved
That fucking defensive play, man. Even my old man was dumbfounded.
What, do you think cyclopes Cry lube? They'd be normal tears unless cyclopes tears are abnormally viscous.
I don't see why she should.
I mean, I know why she would want to, but not why she would have to.
"It's alright..." your shaking hand wipes away a tear while your other hand grabs your chest now riddled with bullet holes, she presses her hands to your face trying to keep you awake. "Anon! Anon don't go to sleep! T-The parame-medics, Anon!" She screams and cries while your hand goes limp.
"I lo-love you... Don't... ever doubt that." You try to smile but it comes out rather forced since you're spitting up blood. She wraps her arms around you and presses her face to your chest. "Anon.. Do-Don't leave me alone!" Her sobbing turns hysterical and you try to calm her down by passing your blood covered hands through her hair. In the distance you can hear sirens but it all goes blurry.
"I... I never felt alone... When I was with you." With the last of your strength you lift up your head and whisper this into her ear. She stops crying and you take the opportunity to kiss her cheek. The world turns to darkness and the last thing you ever see is her face desperately trying to wake you up, you think you were smiling at her but you couldn't feel your face anyway. The last thing you hear is her quiet sobbing and the words she never said before "I love you too anon..." Then it's over.
Your blood needs to be spilled in order to fulfill some demonic ritual. All of your blood.
As long as you keep it sane, safe, and consensual, then it's okay. Otherwise, seek help.
>You will never die
>Manning lost his way
I love it when the big shots get their ass kicked at superbowl.
I still remember the Patriots/Giants game, when the only needed one touch down to win. IIRC Brady threw a Hail Marry, one of them catches it in the endzone but it slips out of his hands, another guy dives for it, slips out of his hands too, then the timer ran out for the last quarter.
I laughed so damn hard that day, I think I saw Brady on the verge of tears too, which made it better as edgy as that sounds.
>Suddenly your eyes open to a bright light looming overhead
>You think to yourself that you must be in heaven before a huge weight crashes on your chest and you feel an immense amount of pain flood your body
>You eyes, finally adjusted to the light, notice that you're in a hospital bed and that there's a cute girl holding you tightly and weeping
>You place your hand on her head as she looks you in the eyes with her giant, beautiful one
>She rushes in to kiss you and return her loving embrace
Stop trying to make me cry, anon. It won't work. You'll just make me feel bad because I don't.
Don't do this to me anon.
>Sad Keanu sitting on Mars with Manhattan
Okay, I felt that one.
What kind of situation? I'd need details first.