Ok /a/; i will give you another chance. I'll teach you my best technique but you have to make me, the ace of joking, the great Kaio-sama laugh.
Now /a/, tell me a joke.
The "best technique" isn't "eat cheeseburgers" you fat fuck.
>"I'll teach you my eat cheeseburgers".
Why are Jewish men circumcised?
Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off!
Frieza's pretty cool
But his brother's Cooler
What's the difference between a picnic bench and a nigger?
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
A bench can support a family
You can leave a watermelon on a picnic bench and it will be there when you come back?
"Eat Cheeseburgers" would still be a better technique than the Genki Dama, Spirit Bomb whatever. That technique was complete garbage that never lives up to its hype or the ridiculous "five minutes AKA three episode" charge time.
Wait a minute - Kai you glorious son of a bitch, I understand now. Your "best technique" was your greatest joke of all!
You don't find your waifu, your waifu finds you.
58% of geologists believe America is moving in the wrong direction.
The other day, my doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. "Why?" I ask. "Surely it can't be harmful."
He replied "No; It's distracting."
would jewish girls go wild for a guy with a stump dick then?
Do I have a shot?
Alright, I've got one that will REALLY knock yer socks off
Why do Judges hate fish?
Because, They're always "Gill"ty!
an goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Hitler."
One day Kami-sama went down to Earth and decided he'll have a nice walk.
He came upon a man sighing.
"Why are you sighing, my good man?"
"I've been blind since birth and I cannot see"
So Kami-sama cured his blindness, and the man was happy, and Kami-sama was happy too
He continued to stroll down the road, and came across a young boy looking dejected
"Why are you sad, my child?"
"Because I've been lame since birth, and I could never run around the meadows like the other kids"
So Kami-sama fixed that, and the boy was overjoyed, and so was Kami-sama
Then he kept walking, and eventually he happened upon a weeping youth
"Why do you look so sad, young man?"
"Haruhi will never get a S3"
So Kami-sama sat down and cried with him
You're the joke
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
Your sex life.
I actually laughed.
But now I feel sad again.
I do shin-chan's Super Pooper dance naked.
>Super Pooper dance
>Not ass dance
But since Haruhi is God, can't she make it happen herself?
Yep.. Guess that explains why you're a little bitch
You can tune a piano
but you can't TUNE A FISH
Well, so far it is a nice thread but i can't say i bursted in laughter because...
Chiaotzu is right next to me
Alright, here it is.
I ate pork 'cut'let yesterday with a 'cut' of the money that I extorted.
Woman like their noodles and their men the same way: hot
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fiiiiish!!!
Did you hear that, King Kai?! I said you can't tune a piano, but you can't... TUNA FIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!
I don't get it
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO, BUT YOU CAN'T TUNA FIIIIIIIIIISH!!!
Tenshin-han, i must tell you that you need a little more in your joking level but i admit you amused me and did better than Yamcha. 5/10
You know what's a joke?
>"NO PLEASE TAKE ME INSTEAD I BEG OF YOU!"
BABY FUCK BABY FUCK
Yamcha, go away.
I guess it was Krillin...
This nigga who?
Hello there oldfag
goku's ability to raise his own children