Lovely perverted monster girls.
>suddenly dead thread
why are arachne so god tier
Also, mostly everyone in the last thread were fucking idiots.
did a mod kill the last thread? we were still on page 8.
People are to immature and closeminded
Guys lets have a fucking break for once
mods probably deleted it. I WONDER WHY.
please, for the love of god people, take a fucking hint
Yes, too much futa shit. Monster Girl or not, that needs to be on /d/
A bit late there, anon.
You focus your energy at your palms and think back to what your professors would always tell you, miracles were a form of manipulating natural spirit energy with the blessing of the chief god in order to achieve different affects. You especially remembered that since he then used Wrath of the Gods to send you and the rest of the class flying. Casting Great Heal Excerpt was something that had taken you the better part of a year to master without fainting and you weren't going to fail when it mattered.
“What are you doing?!” your focus is broken once again by the lich standing behind you with a steely hand on your shoulder. “You shouldn’t heal someone who interrupted us.” Her grip turns to metal. “just a second, we’ll talk!” you cry out to her and her grip loosens, in the end you needed exactly a second since great heal excerpt worked by quickly casting. Just in time as well, the lich tears you away and drags you back toward the table. “I’ll forgive you once but you promised we’d talk."
Just as you’re thrown back into your chair you see Agatha raise her head slowly and her eyes turn to you, even though they’re fluttering and her entire body is shivering you feel some relief from seeing she isn’t dead. “Talk to me!” the lich grabs your face and frowns
You grab her hand which causes her to look at you surprised, even with their cold you could still feel the soft skin beneath you as you plead with the lich. “Let me save my friend!” she shook her head rapidly while scowling. “No, she interrupted me and that was rude. Give me one good reason to allow her to live.” She folded her arms and stared at you.
1. Agatha is a good person who will apologize if she lives.
2. You’ll do what she wants if she saves Agatha
3. If you’re not allowed to save her then she’ll be just as rude
4. Custom option
Don't start it you fool!
I was looking through Foolz and all of bobanon's posts seem to be marked as deleted. I guess he got banned?
We are taking a break from this shit
don't reply to him, in fact if you see anyone being a little bitch about anything don't reply to them. simple as that.
Just ignore those anons.
Why are tanned women so great?
Gee, I wonder why
Also it's a little funny being able to see exactly which one of his posts he posted as Anonymous.
TF got banned too.
Okay then I'll stop, sorry for ruining the thread.
Wow I think you might be right
Did nonfuta fags seriously get that pissed off that they reported him for making clare a futa? Jesus fuck you faggots are retarded
What? What happened?
>2. You’ll do what she wants if she saves Agatha
This is what you get for spamming this thread non stop and making it a general 24/7. MG threads used to be reserved to Saturday and it was just fine this way.
Someone reported her for posting a MM page.
Posted Zombina's detachable tit in the storytime thread.
Well, if Bobanon can see this: just update the pastebin.
3. Time for " If you kill him, you'll be just like him"
2. God damn it we're never gonna see our kutsune imouto again ;_;
Gosh. Seems like some anon got really prissy.
You will never give an Anubis a raspberry on her belly
It's been happening a lot recently.
give her belly a poke and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
WTF, it was a legit part of the manga.
>mg threads were reserved to saturdays
No they weren't.
Hm? Any other examples?
I didn't know that bobanon disliked Tio.
4. "You can't expect me to make good conversation when my only friend in this world lies dying at my back."
Also, is there a Pastebin for this? I missed some parts.
2, objectively 3
But the story tells me 2
Legit or not, it got reported for being nsfw.
...I mean, as crazy as it sounds.
Hound got banned for posting a page awhile back.
Well, it IS technically against board rules, but really guys? I hope no one reported that and we just caught a pissy mod.
the things i would do to this fine girl like cuddle
That's at least 3 people banned in the last week for posting zombie tits of some kind. At least that's some sort of consistency I guess?
>raspberry her stomach
>the alert noise plays rapidly like when you get caught by Marines in MGS2
Welp we're fucked, 2
Actually looking through Foolz none of TF's posts got marked as deleted like with Bobanon's.
Now if only we could get the other CYOAs banned/removed to /tg/.
That picture is really pushing it in terms of MG's, anon.
He didn't dislike tio, he was talking about how the new chapter dump thread was just as "bad" as ours since it didn't have any discussion other than, wow look at them titties and other stuff
>3 people banned.
>No [user was banned] message in posts.
i would pet her head
Continuing from last thread. I'll learn to type faster, I-I promise.
The last thing you need to do before you're free for the day is talk to the guild's fence about some goods you "procured" in the last mission.
The guild's Fence is sitting at her desk when you enter. As always, she smiles when she sees you come in.
"Welcome back Anon. Have you got something new for me?"
This is Old Lady Baba, the guild's fence. An old Danuki that's been with the guild for as long as anyone can remember. She's a sweet old lady, but you've heard stories about her once conning a foreign king out of his fortune, and another about her literally stealing the clothes off a nobleman's back on a dare when she was young.
"I wanted to check in and see if you sold that merchandise I brought you last time."
"Oh, that? As a matter of fact I have, here's your share."
She drops a sack of gold on her desk. Though she'd trick anyone outside the guild into buying something for three times it's worth, she's always generous to the guild members.
"Thanks. And by the way, Grumps says he's going to need new hammers."
"That so? I don;t know why he doesn't just come ask me himself..."
You have a good idea why. Considering that old man's a grouch to everyone except Baba, it's not hard to connect the dots there.
"Well anyways, I'll be sure to get him his hammers some time this week."
You thank Baba and leave. Now you've finished everything you need to do today, so the rest of the day is yours. There are people gathering around the guild's pub. In the crowd there's a huge man towering above the others. Yep that's definitely Tiny. You could stop by and tell him about the next job, maybe grab a beer, or you could explore the town.
[ ]Grab a mug and say hello to Tiny
[ ]Explore the town
Oh, well, that's a relief then.
It's okay, bud. What you write is good and I actually enjoyed it but when the thread itself becomes a CYOA, it have to stop for a while.
Wow. Looking through foolz, bobanon kinda...shitposts a bit under anonymous.
Don't be an ass, anon. We like all this stuff too, y'know.
No shit. Remember that post from a few threads ago where an anon said he realized how bad the samefag problem was? He wasn't kidding.
I doubt mods go sifting through every thread to single out images, considering everything around them. There would also have been a shitton of reports surrounding Monster Girl thread faggotry so I'm not surprised they went postal on Bob and TF.
Yeah, well it'll give things time to calm the fuck down. Literally no reason to talk about it, now.
Side note, the guild isn't one building, but actually a couple buildings in the back of the slums. There's the Guild master's office, which is also his personal quarters. There's Grump's workshop and Baba's store. The guild also has a pub, where a good portion of the members' gold is spent, and there's the guild quarters where everyone sleeps.
Actually, is anyone even reading this? Should I keep going or stop?
>not rubbing her belly
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP
NO MORE CYOAS
No Anon, belly rubs are to be used as a surprise after she closes her eyes because she enjoys you patting her head.
am I banned.
Consider taking a break while everyone recovers from the latest shitstorm.
Might be best. Story's not going how I'd hoped anyways.
You are simply dead, and this is your hell. Welcome back Bob.
What if I want to rub her belly and scratch her ears at the same time?
you guys should get a paste bin going
This is why God gifted you with two hands and a lap, Anon. Rejoice.
I'm sorry guys, let's continue this another time. I don't want to make anyone feel as if the quality in these threads is going down because of me.
You know they're just hounding you, right?
>Actually, is anyone even reading this? Should I keep going or stop?
I agree with the other guys that you should stop for now. But if you put what you have so far up on pastebin I would read it.
We pastebin now.
Does this imply that bobanon is lgbt?
>Monster girls general
It's just a bunch of dudes getting off to the idea of an imaginary monster girl world. It's hardly about the manga and barely belongs on /a/. Who cares what people think on muh anonymous image board. If people like ur posts post em.
I'd rub and scratch until her face is beet red and her leg moves on its own.
I thought the fence you were talking about was a fence like for your lawn. I've never seen it used like this before, say hello to tiny
Monstergirls aside, why is Darling so great?
my heart cant handel this shit
Because he is best MC.
You've been captured by your monster girl waifu, and after some vigorous fucking, in the afterglow she asks you about yourself: What are your hobbies? Who are your friends? Can she meet your family?
How fucked are you?
Because he knows how to treat a monstergirl right. He is the man we should follow.
I wouldn't mind if you moved it to pastebin, your story is my second favorite of the night
Because he is less a human person than he is a vehicle for our monster loving desires.
>You will never take Darling to the hilt
incredibly considering my step father is an increadable racist.
Dad's a fairy and Mom's crazy.
Rogue pastebin, will continue tomorrow.
A fence is someone who buys and sells stolen goods.
>Dad's a fairy
You'd think a fairy would be okay with monster girls. I wonder how a stretchy dick would work though.
I'd only be fucked in one way. If my folks ever found out she could only give birth to girls and the family name and estate would end with me, I'd be in disownment town.
I would hide that and circumvent the problem by having terrifying daughters that would force husbands to take their last name.
yfw your poor and you still worry about your line ending with you
In terms of family, not very.
Hobbies and friends, on the other hand...
might as well leave a pastebin link
The case being a Lich I probably couldn't be more content :3
>"Yes, yes, yes, if you think is truly necessary, holy fucking yes!"
Mod backlash against CYOAs? Reminds me of the shitstorm that mucked up /jp/ when GensokyoMan's touhou story was exiled back in '08. Good times.
it's nothing, this shit happens twice a week, give them two days to calm down and they'll be more than happy to have more cyoas in the thread.
I don't think it was cyoas that got banned since we still have 2 of those people unbanned here it was more people were buttmad that clare was a futa and reported him like the children they were
more like futafags getting fucking told
Lichs are qt.
I don't think it was the CYOAs that did it.
But let's not talk about it.
But they don't, they give birth to guys and girls just all the girls are monster girls.
Surprised there hasn't been a lot of "Well at least your not gay "Are you sure your not gay?" "We really thought you were gay" posts yet. But to answer the question, close friends would be cool as fuck with it, parents I can convince, rest of family ehh they'll either accept it or just deal with it
Fairies Anon, Fairies. I took your statement at face value instead of using the figurative "my dad is a homo" expression you meant. I'm not really sure where the stretchy fairy thing came from though.
Were you asking for someone to proofread that? You need to work on your tenses, you used were a lot when it should've been was. Also quite a few spelling/grammatical errors as well
I want her to jerk me off with one of those paws
I can't tell if that's a kitsune or a wolf girl.
why is that rose so sexy
Only one tail.
I feel like introducing my family to my waifu would be... interesting
they're not big fans of spiders
hopefully they'd warm up to her eventually, but things probably wouldn't go over well at first
Thanks, I didn't know there was more art about them. I need to look for more.
I also meant fairy as in "Bottle Fairy".
That and your pic are the only ones I know of. If you do find something new, remember to share with the rest of the class.
>Reading latest Monster Musume
>Cliffhanger at end
>We're on break
>not even a raw until march 19th
>MGQ NG+ has been pushed back to some nebulous time but still hopefully this month?
Life is suffering.
Some only have one tail. Take tamamo for example.
I've got a confession to make. I'm actually Cyoa-Anon
here's the pastebin link and I hope you enjoyed the story. Let's have more adventures some time.
Seriously? That is god damn hilarious. Last thread I saw had some strawpoll voting nonsense. Looks like bob went full troll. Good on him; curious what the ban message was.
Anyway, what are the chance that Okayado's recent hiatuses are actually meetings with the crew responsible for the EMG anime adaptation?
There's always DS2.
Wait, that not till March.
Because he is unbiased.
I mean who else still going to like "worst girl" eventually?
Tell her the truth.
>I'm an avid artist and writer
>I like computer systems
>My friends are all fucking un-sociable, but extremely likable when you get to know them.
>My parents would be thrilled to have grand children
>And we could all smoke pot with my bro.
Maybe I could even escape from her.
That twist, you just never stop do you. I was wondering why hadn't been posting. I was afraid another writer was gonna ntr me from you. I kind of figured out it might've been you though when you said that you were in a loss of where to go because you've said that before in a previous cyoa where you were sent to the MGE universe with only like 3 items. Also Omu and succubutt continuation when?
Just replay Dark souls until then.
you sly bastard
Check out his paste
Is MGQ NG+ fanmade or by the original creators?
Oi, oi, oi. What's this now?
>At least you're not gay
This is probably what I'd get from my parents. They were dropping incredibly unsubtle hints that they were accepting of alternative lifestyles for a while.
Oh wow, you can still browse just not post when you're banned right?
Bob if you're here are you going to move to anonkun to finish the story? You can just put a link in the pastebin for it.
Christ, are you me? I used that same picture to ask the same question not to long ago.
I missed the last thread and have yet to skim Foolz, but if anything it sounds more like the mods weren't happy with futafic on /a/.
Fair enough, since futa is usually restricted to /d/ and /b/. It'd be a bit rich to penalize threads for being riddled with smut or only tenuously on topic, but /d/ content is probably asking for it if it's posted directly here instead of just linked.
Honestly, they'd be fairly cool with it so long as they could be assured she wasn't a psycho. Grandma is the only one who might be an issue, but she'll probably be fine since she only really hates people who were "on Hitlers side in the war". She might have to check with her priest that she's not a demon, but that guy is actually pretty bro tier so that shouldn't be a problem either.
He didn't really like anonkun, which is understandable considering.
What exactly is she? If she's not a kitsune, then is she a wolf girl or something else?Also, Tamamo a cute
B-but how will we finish the story?
He does it again, am I right?
>Looks like bob went full troll.
How do you mean?
He'll post it here? Apparently, he wasn't banned.
But it gets boring when I can kill O&S and the 4kings on NG+7 in Thief armor without healing, pyromancy, miracles, or sorceries.
aww man, it's not visible in your pastebin, unless using the link provided...
hell id have more of a problem.
>yfw your waifu a yeti
>yfw you dont deal with heat well
Could be, 700K volumes in print in Japanese, selling extremely well over by Seven Seas. I will be legitimately disappointed if we don't see something about either merchandise or some sort of adaption by the fall.
What a wonderful picture, Hound.
>For those wondering, I got banned for posting NSFW... text
You do see that wolf in the background right?
Gonna have to say that >>101377095
is a wolf girl.
One anon told me before that the best way to tell the difference between the two is that Wolf generally have 1 tooth showing, and the underside of their tail is shaggier. Although the usefulness of those two tidbits tends to vary.
>For those wondering, I got banned for posting NSFW... text
Where did he even post that?
oh then I'll change the type of pastebin it is, I didn't know that unlisted would do that, sorry.
So invade people. If that's still boring, see how bad you can mess with them. Just a while ago I rused someone in Anor Londo into hitting Solaire and we teamed up to kill him.
It's a wolf girl, you ninny.
So, what? they just decided to cut the futa problem off at the head?
When we found out that clare was you know.
his paste bin under the cyoa in question
>NSFW text ban
Goddamn! Haven't read it yet, but that was a super-lewd update or the non-futa fans were exceptionally irate.
Wait, never mind. Saw it in his pastebin.
Welp, wolf girl.
Why? Just because, the look.
Yeah, I've since taken note of the shadow and learned the difference between the two.
Not lewd at all, actually. You can go read it here
So yeah, some anons really got pissed.
The funny thing is, his posts weren't any lewder that other love scenes he's done. It had to be because everyone was just frothing over from catdick.
Little of /a/, little of B, I'd say. He knew he was stirring up a hornet's nest and this is what he got. I can't imagine he's actually going to sit that ban out and not just get a new IP and post as Anonymous for a while though.
HAH. Oh wow. Some people really like to throw bitch fits.
The only thing I HAVEN'T done is pretend to be NPCs and fuck with people.
ya they over reacted i mean i wasnt happy either but jesus that just gives the reast of us a bad name
I've looked at anonkun, but every time I go there the page loads absurdly slowly for such simple content and the font sizes are fucked. I get what it's trying to do, but honestly it just feels awful to use.
It's at the top of the pastebin for the trucker fic
Seems... kind of odd, considering most threads on /a/ and the degree of fanservice in most series these days, but I guess futanari is pretty solidly /d/ territory and is just a bridge too far.
Futa is actually fine on /a/, it's just people in these threads are such little bitches about it to the point where they'd report it. Sadpandas have it just fine and nobody even bothers complaining bout it
Actually, it seems more likely that some anon just got angry at it and reported Bobanon's posts repeatedly. Since, you know. It was pretty tame.
Yeah, what this anon said. Despite what some people think, lots of things are actually tolerated here.
Considering that someone was dedicated enough to spam that one strawpoll with votes, I don't think it's all that unlikely that the same person decided to spam reports as well.
sadpanda threads usually only link to the content rather than putting it directly on the board, hence the name. So the thread is still technically sfw in that case.
Obviously it's not fine here seeing as actual mods are banning people for it. Unless you want to try your luck?
A wolf is fine too.
More like WHOREO
Lots of things are "not fine" on this board, yet they're all allowed anyway as long as they're contained. The problem lies with whoever goes and reports it all. Tell me, seeing the reactions of some anons in the previous thread and the spammed votes in that one strawpoll, that there isn't an anon here who would go as far as to spam reports because he's angry?
Listen 'ere m80, you take that back or I'll hook ya in de gabber, swear on me mum.
Alright, this picture is done
I felt that the boobs were TOO shiny, so I erased it, if you want the shinier boobs, I'll post those too...
Next up is that one picture of the lizard girl
So uh, you guys up for more Yellow Bird tonight?
Last couple of threads seemed crazy. I don't know if you guys are in the mood for more tender love and/or suffering.
Nigga, she's more used good than fucking Hatsune Miku
Wait, who exactly? From all the posts I saw everyone was positive about it?
You are the hero we deserve and the one we need right now, Anon. Please proceed.
That looks like more fun than using the Dragon bow in Blighttown.
You do know how periods work, yes?
Anyway, the reaction certainly was not entirely positive. You might want to look at those reply chains a bit more.
oh god please YES
But only if Elsa wins
I'll find you anon, and when I do you're gonna get force fed some sunshine pie if you catch my drift.
There was one or two anons who were pretty hostile about it, but the rest were polite enough to remain silent or not give out any barbed comments.
[X] FUCK YES WE ARE. Get in here and heal us, niggah.
People go human in Blighttown? I thought people go hollow just for that reason
Not all of them.
And they pay the price for it.
>Dragon bow in Blighttown.
That sounds more fun than two-handing Havel's Greatshield in Anor Londo on the archways.
M-mind I I join in?
Is that fucking Baphomet?
>Elf in a scale swimsuit
Sometimes I like to go to DRG and write stuff near cliffs. When people get close enough I hit them with the Dragon Bow.
So how does a harpy go about pleasuring itself without the use of hands?
>Last time on Travels with a Yellow Bird
>Flit admits her feelings to you in a tearful outburst
>The crew are in high spirits and your ship is taught and trim even as your supplies dwindle
>Forcing a quorum of your monstergirls, you form a plan to successfully infiltrate Squamus
>Late at night, Elsa asks you to walk with her on deck and presents her second favor.
The answer is never yes or no. It's to find truth.
>The story so far
That's clearly a dragon.
>Pushed down by "Dragon girl"
>"Ehe~, you're mine no-"
>"What are you doing?"
>"Huh? I-I'm raping you, obviously.."
>"No, not that. Why is an elf wearing a Dragon costume?"
>"E-Eh?! I-I-I-I'm not, I really am a dra-"
>"You're not fooling me, elf. Now get off me and bend over."
She captures a man and rapes him.
Unless she's too young to do that. Then she has to wait for her mother to do it for her. Kinda like how birds find and feed worms to their own children until they're old enough to do it themselves.
Story about a milf harpy capturing a man for her loli harpy daughter when?
she rubs herself against the corner of a desk.
So in some alternate universe there are monstergirls arguing about cuntboys on their version of 4chan.
>Ma'am, i'm flattered, but your daughter looks a little y-
>Literal hen pecking ensues
>Ow! Okay, okay!
>Mama, this man's worm looks delicious!
thats fucking terrifying
She's a dragon girl. A cute one at that.
“How are you so sure? What is the truth?” I press Elsa. “There’s no way for me to honor a promise like that without knowing for sure.” I barely manage to cobble the sentences together with my exhausted mind.
The lizardgirl nips my ear. “I’m telling you it doesn’t matter. You could bring back a whole army and it won’t make a difference.” She turns her head away, pointed ears brushing my shoulder.
My adrenaline ramps up, and I start to get angry. “Not this time Elsa. I need more.” I step away from her. “I can’t, nay, I won’t play games on this.” I’m almost glowering at the stunned girl.
The Lizarda looks wounded, then she gets angry. “Hope is so fragile. Do you really want me to smash it that badly?” Elsa flashes a toothy smirk. “Fine. If that is what you choose. This time, there will be no favors. I will take my payment in advance.” Before I can act, her claws grasp my arms in a grip of iron. She shoves me against the deck railing. Her knee drives the air from my gut in an involuntary grunt. Sometimes I forget the vast strength that simmers just beneath her surface. Similar feelings of helplessness in a jungle cave wash over me and I kick at her, connecting with a hard scaled shin. I’m rewarded with a low hiss.
“If you can’t stop me when I’m going easy on you now, how do you expect the worst case during a full moon to go?” She whispers in my ear as she forces me to the deck and pins me to the railing. I hear the drum of boots thumping toward us. The nightwatch comes running to check on the commotion.
>Wave off the nightwatch, stop resisting Elsa
>Wave off the nightwatch, fight back on your own
>Call for help
Jesus butt fucking christ, are they lowering the bar?
>Wave off the nightwatch, stop resisting Elsa
goddammit if you lesbos want to discuss cuntboys take it to /suc/ where the rest of the slutcubus go to talk about that shit, I come here for my fantasies where I rape a normal human boy with a normal hard dick for me to stuff myself with.
Someone make it happen.
you should've been around for the swimsuit episode.
Man you guys are such trolls, making me think alice was going to be some lovey dovey waifu when she's just some femdom lady. I should've known since verd got a daki of her and hes a huge femdomfag
>likes monster girls
Wave 'em off, fight back. We ain't taking this shit.
The point of MG's is Femdom
Look at MGQ and MGE, It's all about rape
It's not that Alice is into femdom, it's that Luka is incapable of sex that isn't rape.
She'd probably swoon if Luka took dominance.
Was it bad?
wave off nightwatch fight back and hope to god flit doesnt wake up
She has a point. Lets just hope the MC doesnt have flashbacks and flips out.
It was worse than usual. Here's the swimsuit episode...
>Not wanting to dominate your larger mg waifu and make her wait for you to return home everyday
Not him, but
>Not wrestling with your waifu for dominance
>Not pining her down under you
>Not taking the lead
>Not watching her swoon when a man finally takes dominance rather than lay there and accept it.
>dominating a fucking Ushi-oni
Good fucking luck
And here's the usual. Note that all three of these girls are supposed to be dragons.
I just want to gently cuddle with a gentle monster.
The higher the difficulty, the sweeter the victory.
When man first looked upon the world he took note of his rule. When man saw the first woman, he made her his wife. When man saw the first monster girl, he replaced the mere human woman with the one who would be his true queen.
god i wish i could handle heat better
I'm glad I didn't watch that.
I can definitely understand that. Salamanders are my favorite though, so I'd tussle with them over everything. In a good way.
I just want to be in a equal relationship
Half and half. Need a tiebreaker.
Well, in the show's defense it was never about monster girls and was always about stupid girls doing DnD things. It actually managed to be pretty entertaining, but still.
>Wave off the nightwatch, fight back on your own
For whatever reason letting them get involved seems like a bad idea.
B-but what if you look away because you're shy not because she weirds you out.
Also has someone tried to resize her eye to make two eyes so she looks like a normal person?
These men know
I'm still glad I didn't watch it.
Having a brocon of a dragon girl is sure is suffering.
would you adopt a daughteru monstergirl? You can't fuck her.
>would you adopt a daughteru monstergirl?
Does Druella like to fuck?
yes a yeti or anubis
Sure. I can still love her.
I would say fight, but the MC is still recovering. He couldn't win in the first fight fairly, I doubt he could fight back now. Give in.
For whatever reason I read this as 'sweater the victory'
If i manage to put a sweater on a rampaging ushioni does that count as dominating it?
Yeah. You never said anything about her fucking the parent though.
You really have to cover these loopholes anon.
Probably not, my greatest fear for my daughter is her being a slut and with a MG I'd just be asking for pain
her parents are dead anon, why do you think she needed to be adopted.
I'd rather make my own spider daughteru with my waifu though
>If i manage to put a sweater on a rampaging ushioni does that count as dominating it?
I dunno, depends on how you'd enjoy Christmas cooking in the kitchen with your Ushi-Oni wife.
You sayin adoptive fathers can't be called parents?
That's discrimination anon.
Couldn't help myself
>YOU'LL NEVER BE MY REAL FATHER, ANON!
>I'M OUT OF HERE!
I don't ever want to hear these words from my child, damnit....
>rub her ears and belly until her leg is moving on its own
>enjoy a nice breakfast of Pancakes, Bacon, Hashbrowns, and Sausages together
>enjoy a nice trip to the local lakes and enjoy a swim together
>whore her out to pay for my bills
Nothing but suffering
Just reading that hurt.
Good thing I've got her addicted to hot chocolate.
>Whoring out the elf
>implying it wouldn't be you trying to teach her that sharing with others can be nice while she tries to drag you into her toybox because "daddy is my treasure!" as well as the rest of her toys which she refuses to show to the other children.
Oh, what a coincidence. I make a special brew for my own monster girl daughteru too. I use a special creamer. The secret to the taste? Love.
>>whore her out to pay for my bills
great now im imaganing dancing to clacical music with my waifu/daughteru
it hurts to live
>she tries to drag you into her toybox because "daddy is my treasure!"
My heart, anon.....
Ah, noticed a spot I missed.
>If i manage to put a sweater on a rampaging ushioni does that count as dominating it?
I'd certainty call it a victory at least.
god damn it hound we where having a nice HNNNNGG moment and you had to ruin it with cow tits
This is why I'd never want to be a adopted parent, they almost always try to look for their real parents even though you've given them a good life. What a thankless job
We're daydreaming about being responsible and loving parents. There's a time and place for these things, Hound.
Your loss. It was a fun ride.
>>whore her out to pay for my bills
Well excuse me.
Saw a MG thread up didn't read all the way down.
>make pillow forts together
>wrestle eachother in Luchador outfits, and beat her using the ultimate move all fathers know
>kill her to make food for the Dragon daughter
It's okay hound, we still love you
>daddy is my treasure!"
You'll never be anyone's treasure...
its all good man
>I read this as 'sweater the victory'
I almost typed that.
>If i manage to put a sweater on a rampaging ushioni does that count as dominating it?
Does the sweater turn into sweater puppies?
You tell me
>Lizard girl daughter
>pretend sword fight with her
>let her sleep in my bed when she has a nightmare
>let her sit on my shoulders and pretend she's a plane
>steal candy together on Halloween
I'd make a terrible father and I know it. The only way I'd be interested in kids would be with a monstergirl that I loved, even then I probably wouldn't want any.
Stealing candy on halloween seems more like a Tanuki daughteru thing.
>trying and failing at keeping your sanity when chesire hit teen years
Wouldn't that be conning candy instead?
The crewman is literally shaking in his boots when he sees the look Elsa gives him by his lanterlight. I wave him away as best I can with my wrist and tell him to keep anyone else away that might wander by.
He nods once and backs away slowly. I watch as he leaves, his lantern finally disappearing back down to the foredeck. Elsa never slackens her grip as I try to wriggle out from under her. It's like fighting a rock.
She leans in close and I see my chance, smashing my head forward with all my might. Blood smears across my forehead and I hear the crack of bone followed by a curse. Her grip on my arms tightens to a vice, my bones protest in screaming pain. I feel her slacken a little immediately, her reaction seemingly instinct to the hit. She coughs and spits some blood on my face, eyes burning with fire while more blood runs down her slightly crooked nose.
With her focus upward, I try again to wrest out from under her. She has me pinned too tightly, and I only manage to wiggle a boot brushing the underside of her tail where it meets her back. Her grip slackens slightly and I see her eyelids twitch.
I try it again, and this time I see her breath quicken as she loosens further. The third time she falls on top of me, pinning my torso and freeing my limbs. Her eyes are heavily lidded as she's pants heavily.
Never one to give up an advantage I press the attack with my hands. My calloused hands attack her soft underscales far more effectively than boot leather ever could. The Lizarda tries to suppress a moan.
Elsa tries to speak and has to swallow a mouthfull of blood first. "Stop." She begs. "I yield. I yield."
I stroke her underside one last time with a flourish and let up. Elsa gasps and falls limp on top of me. After a minute the lizardgirl sits up and I hand her a strip of my torn shirt to staunch the bleeding.
"You never fight fair." She smiles, wiping dried ichor off her chin. "I'd be lying if I said I didn't love you more for it."
Chesire would probably just fuck with peoples minds.
Stealing candy is something any kid can do.
Conning the candy and then stealing it back later
It was pretty lame. Although the episode where they are walking inside a full size normal dragon (to help him remove something he ate) and start getting hungry and think about eating his insides made me laugh for a bit.
>steal candy from houses then sell it back to them before the trick-or-treaters show up
There is never enough monster girls in sweaters.
Or work out clothes, sun dresses, suits, cock tail dresses...
Man, how can people want lizard/salamander waifus, don't you feel bad hurting her and making her bleed like that? Seems like they'd be the perfect wives for drunk bastards who love domestic abuse
Pretty mad right now
Or Naked Hoodies
>"I'd be lying if I said I didn't love you more for it."
We be gettin all the bitches wet.
gave that bitch a head but bitches love head buts
She'll be able to heal from that no problem. Plus if you don't beat them they just end up hurting you too.
What's the problem?
I had an idea.
Remember those stories about a knight girl that was turned into a succubi?
What about a story where a knight gets turned into a dullahan and tries to hide it until she gets discovered by the guy she likes when her head falls off?
That would be pretty kawaii nigga.
>play tag together
>really likes to hug and kiss you, but as her father you try your best to keep it platonic
>All of your daughters reach their teens
>All but one start to hate you, abuse drugs, and sleep with black people and wiggers to spite you
>The Ryu daughter is the only one thankful for all that you have done
>Her warm smile and love for you is the only thing that prevented you from shooting yourself
Somewhat true story
Go full 'Nam flashback and beat her with a combination of rage and PTSD.
Obviously wave off the guard and fight.
>Tfw Rachnee was in a sweater but we barely got to see her in it
Then it's a shame that I'm not a writefag.
W-Who dances to Handel?
Seems like a growing faction of people all agree that all the stories going on should cool down for a bit and keep them to pastebin and whatever else. Have you not read the thread?
But I'm a gentle soul who doesn't want to harm my lover.
How would a pacifist and a salamander couple work? Would she eventually feel bad when her hubby never fights back and just gets beat up or is he still gonna get his ass kicked?
I think the only ones who haven't been in one is Papi, Mero, and Suu.
Uh uh, you sure that's a girl?
write fags make it happen
i would learn to ballroom dance for this sole purpose
They'd never hit it off in the first place.
P-Please hermit crab... I don't think my heart can take anymore Tio....
Are you samefaggjng or something. We've all reached the conclusion that bob was banned because of buttmad not because of cyoa. He even posted a picture of why he was banned
Normally I don't like overly girly girls, but when that girl is also 7 feet+ tall it's quite different
But why? It's a chorus anon, who dances to a Handel choral arrangement?
I-I just don't understand.
>not wanting to be filled up with delicious monster girl seed
oh not this music specificly but ballroom music in generial
>here we go again.
Wouldn't the worst thing for the male population whom dig monstergirls be self sufficient monstergirls?
That hurts anon. Are you trying to insult you imouto?
>daughters slepping with black people and wiggers
That is something every father has to worry about.
Oh that's an entirely different kettle of fish. Learn away anon.
My parents met ball rooming dancing and then got married on valentines day; I make fun of my parents for how disgusting that is.
It's not really a growing faction. It's just an anon who said stories should be cooled down. And maybe one who agreed with him? Two anons.
Hey, at least there's no Tumblr nose.
The following posts are mine.
And that would be it.
>Saved from MGE wiki
There's not a lot of Baphomet art out there. Beggars can't be choosers.
There's just no outside content. Plus the content created here just incites shitposting and drama.
I prefer stories to CYOAs, the pacing, quality and update speed is generally better above board.
Saying that Bobanon does alright as does YBanon.
The Lizarda picks mournfully at the red splashed on her dress as she sits next to me. "I'm sorry, truly." She apologizes as she leans against my shoulder, those sinewy muscles calm and scales cool. "I had to know in my heart that first fight wasn't a fluke, that I wasn't going crazy over nothing." She flashes her fangs. "I had to be absolutely sure you are worth everything." She brushes a soft kiss against my cheek. "Consider it a final confirmation."
I apologize profusely to her as well. I got too much into the fight and hurt her. She laughs at me and says she should have taken me as a more serious threat.
Elsa snuggles next to me, her three claws intertwining into my three remaining fingers on my right hand. "You sail east do you not? To the continent?"
I tell her our destination.
"This is what I know." Elsa begins. "All of the continent is Dragoon. It has been since I was a little girl. The crusade started from the far sea and ended on this one." There's fading pride in her voice as she continues. "It united all scales under the same banner and displaced, enslaved or extirpated everyone else." Red eyes search into mine. "That's how I know there is no longer a place called Jiro." She pauses, lets the despair sink into me. "Do you want to hear about the golden harpies? It will cost you a new favor." She rubs my hand over the skirt on her thigh. "I need a new dress."
>Comfort her instead
>Hear her out
>Wait until you hear from Flit
It'd be nice.
Find out whatever she's going to volunteer, but it's free, those who lose don't get to make demands.
>Hear her out
wait until you hear it from flit but get her a new dress anyway
>touch scaly tail
Hear her out. I think it will be possible to get her a new dress.
>>Hear her out
>years go by, and they're now adults with their own families
>all but the Ryu and Succubut forget you even exist
>you decide to adopt again
>you adopt a Kraken, Mermaid, Sphinx, Girtablilu, Harpy, and Manticore
>one day, you receive two letters
>one from the Ryu, the other from the Succubus
>inside each letter is a card and a picture of them, their husbands, and their children
>a tear slowly works its way down your cheek as you read what's on each card
stop it its not fair
Well its 4am so im off to bed see you later gents.
Have a box of fluffy tail as a parting gift.
And on that note:
>You package with A Centaur's Life Vol. 2 has been shipped. Expected delivery: Tuesday 04-Feb by 08:00PM
Hey, I totally forgot about that. Thanks, Amazon!
>months go by
>the Kraken is ultra clingly and wants to to pay attention to her constantly
>the Sphinx is asleep 90% of the time
>the Harpy loves to sit on your shoulder as you play with the others
>the Mermaid sings beautiful, albiet ear raping, songs for you
>the Girtablilu acts like a loner, but sneaks into your room at night and snuggles against your back as you sleep
>the Manticore acts snotty towards you
I want a harpy daughter to sit on my shoulder.
What was on the letter, anon....
i know that feel
Too bad she couldn't do some forbidden love with us
>"Even though we aren't related by blood, I'm glad we became a family."
oh god my heart
My poor heart
It's too late in the night to make me have these feelings, those two are good girls
I'd prefer it if the sphinx was short, temperamental, from a Corsican family and was obsessed with period costume
"Tell me about Jiro and the harpies." My leaden heart demands I push forward.
The lizardgirl fidgets in her stained dress as she tries to figure out how to begin. "Even in Auk you heard stories of harpies didn't you? Are they anything like your bird?"
I admit that I'd always heard they were freespirited and kind but often dim.
"They are. Even in ancient times they were in Jiro. By chance, long ago, a brilliant harpy was born. They made her their queen, and she instituted a set of reforms that would be carried down to the death of her kingdom. Only intelligent men were chosen for husbands, picked carefully through tests and quests. The competition for husbands was even more aggressive than the Dragoon. They bred themselves smarter. You see these cannon? That was pioneered by Jiro, and even greater wonders." The Lizarda sighs. "But their numbers were small compared to the scale nations, and stayed that way."
She refuses to look at me as she works up the courage for the next part. "Around sixty years ago, the last King of the old Dragoon order went to war with them. We called it the Harpy War. Remember my great grandfather was the last true husband in my lineage? My grandfather was one of the rare captures there."
"Men are no match for scales and harpies are no match for real dragon and wyvern. We had almost won. Then our King fell in battle to harpy guns."
Elsa lowers her head in shame. "Queen Olivia Ironscale, was inconsolable. Her mind cracked and her heart dove into a deep darkness. She bent her whole fury on them. 'Leave no home untorched. Leave no clutch uncrushed. Leave no bird alive but the queen.'" Elsa shudders. "It's said she ate golden harpy every day from then on, eggs, chicks, mothers, with a smile on her face until there were none left."
>literally worse than Hitler
>Monster girls are mixed into human schools as an experiment
>you find yourself in one of them
>you're the only human male in a class of 28
How do you survive?
Change nothing from how I acted when I actually was I highschool, that's sure to make the girls stay away.
A belt with a lock on it, a cup and harem MC density.
Just accept your fate.
Find best girl of class. Become husbando. She protects me.
>so boring they don't even bother to rape you
I would probably kill myself from how much it'd hurt my self esteem, no surviving here
>you're the only human male in a class of 28
That sounds like fun.
As for how I survive, well...I get really good at running and escape tactics
>"He's here! I saw him lock himself into the science room"
>Oni rips the door off it's hinges
>I'm now bolting home, running through crowded areas.
>Live to run another day.
aka bear traps and other shit used in an unintended manner.
If there is one thing we're good at its keeping shit away from us.
"too bad" this would only incite some species to try harder. Thus insuring one of the stronger species claims me. Then she can protect me.
The only way to do it is to go the trap route.
>Three different bikes at different racks around school
>Paracord and a grappling hook on your person at all times
>Catnip and other various distractions as well
Congratulations, you are now the Batman.
Friend zone them? That probably won't stop the rape.
Ah well. As long as I can have a fairy, a chinese dragon and a rabbit as my closest bros I'll be set.
Immediately go for the resident Ryu.
>Teacher walks in
>notices you being watched by all the girls
>She says "You seem to have met a terrible fate"
>It's fucking Ms. Smith
>Paladin-kun tries to protect his chastity
>every single morning goes through all of his distractions, traps, and improvised weapons
>uses these tools to defeat all comers, except that nice and completely innocent Succubus who is his childhood friend
>she often has to help him plant traps or make preparations, sometimes resulting in her spending the night
>both of them insist that it's completely platonic
I see her as a narcoleptic, but if you want to see her in a different way then you're free to.
>you're on your deathbed many years later
>the cause is cancer
>for once in so many years your daughters are all in one room
>Ryu, Succubus, Kraken, Mermaid, and Girtablilu are torn up over what's happening
>the rest don't even care, some are even hoping you die quicker, so that they can see what you left them in your will
>Sphinx-chan is somewhere in Russia, advancing towards Moscow before winter sets in.
>Have six different escape routes planned out along with two backups
>Know exactly when pedestrian traffic is thickest so you can hide in the crowd
>Alternate change of clothes and disguises scattered around the school
>both of them insist that it's completely platonic
Tough shit for them then, the only ones getting anything from my will are the ones who actually gave a damn about me.
My will would read something like this:
>"Succubus and Ryu each get half. The rest of you get fucked."
“When they captured the last royal harpy, they brought her to our queen. She kept her in a cage in her throne room to remind her every day of her victory. Even when her daughter overthrew her, the harpy was kept as a curiosity in the royal aviary.” Elsa buries her face in her arms. “There is naught left of Jiro but a wasteland in the Scarred Mountains near the capital. You will find nothing there that can change the fate of your own home.” I can tell it hurts Elsa to tell me this. If it’s a lie, it’s one she honestly believes. “I don’t know where your bird is from, but she may be the last of her kind. She alone can’t save you.”
The air suddenly feels chill around me. My hopes hang only by thread.
>Call it a night, think things over un the morning
>Wake Flit and demand an explanation
Alright I'll bite what anime is this?
With the power of the BETA MC, hand holding will be the only farthest point reached at the end of the series.
>Random bag search
>There's a bomb in your backpack
>It's actually a homemade flashbang
>Get tackled by security
>They demand to know why you have sand in all of your pockets
>You drop spaghetti everywhere-- literally, that was to distract the growing number ofd werewolves around
>Incubus science teacher explains everything and bails you out
>"We got him this time, he's in the nurse's office on the second floor."
>Waiting outside the door
>Thinking "nowhere to run now"
>Bell rings and still doesn't come out
>Tied bed sheets together and climbed out the window.
Why are you making the others such dicks? ;_;
I would think adopted kids would be more appreciative of their parents altering living without one for awhile
Dante Must Die: You're the only guy in the school
Sorry, quote should be this.
Plan doesn't change, We just go from Highschool Batman to Batman and Houdini's love child.
Man I could make a fortune off selling bear traps to all you anons...
>Arachne leads the chase down the wall and out into the courtyard below
>It was all a ruse, you were suspended from the ceiling above the door
>Calmly walk out of the room after they've all charged out
>Hide in a broom closet with your trusty Gameboy until lunch is over
Jokes on you, I make my own.
I doubt you'd make anything, these guys would jump at a chance of not being lonely anymore
Only guy in an all monster girl school, he was castrated at an early age due to a freak accident
>Not making your own snares
Find blackmail on each and everyone of them, and/or threaten their family/pets.
You know the old, "You know, you've got a real cute puppy. Shame if anything were to happen to it." Or "It's dangerous sending nude photos to people over the net, don't worry, I'll keep them... Safe?"
You gottsa get into their heads and out-sociopath them anons!
I wonder about that; in a monstergirl world we'd be in a position to be choosy. The traps would be for the girls we don't want violating us.
>Gang up on you
>They rip off your pants in anticipation
>Find nothing there
>their faces when
Look into the trap, and the trap becomes you!
Wear a dress: there was a mix up on the roster, you're actually a girl.
What's castrated anon's face though?
Disappointment as bitter as theirs
Shit Eating Grin.jpg
Conveniently get mistaken for one of the more human looking monster girls, get sent to an all monster girl school. 3+ seasons and several OVAs
A chunk of /a/ would not let anything stand between it and its waifu.
>you say goodbye to your daughters and grandchildren
>Ryu and her daughter are in tears, her husband is also showing signs of crying
>you always did like that boy
>Succubus and her three daughters begin to cry softly, while her husband begins to cry very loudly
>even at this moment, you can't help but chuckle, that kid grew on you
>Kraken and Mermaid sit together, and try their best not to cry
>Girtablilu tries to hide her emotions, but you can read her like a book
>Sphinx is dead asleep
>the rest show signs of indifference
>finally, you kick the bucket after saying one last thing
>"You're a fucking pussy, Tom."
>Girls had enough
>Knock on door after school
>"Who is i-"
>Whole class outside your front door
>Slam door, lock three deadbolts and two chainlocks
>"Friends of yours anon?"
>Shit, your parents saw
>"That's rude. You shouldn't slam the door in their faces."
>Asks if they'd like to join you for dinner
>Shooting you a look that says "No where to run now."
What do anons?
Fine. I'll take my bear traps and sell em to the monsters if I don't make profit.
Curse you and your ability to make me think on my choice.
You mean 2 seasons of a manga, and two seasons of an anime that shits all over the manga, right anon?
>[X] Shit Eating Grin
Fuck them all.
Something like this, most likely.
Spike the drinks and make tracks while all of the girls are too drunk to properly chase me, of course. This might not be a good idea if there are oni in the group though.
>Aiding the enemy
I'll get you back for this betrayal!
Even your parents?
Show all the girls your massive collection of guns and ammo, your gun collection and your hand picked trenchcoats.
Play "I don't like Mondays" on repeat, put bowling for columbine on for their viewing pleasure.
>waiting for them to come to you
You anons sometimes
I want a monster girl to dismember and eviscerate me
This little fucking faggot!
Cheshire-Chan appreciates Castrated-kun's ruse and shit-eating-grin.
>Don't worry Castrated-kun, I still like you, and you know... You've still got a prostate, right?
Well, that's how women do it now, so...
What happened to all my friends? Oh...oh right....
>You're a pussy anon! Fuck them!!!
All the same shit
Rosario + Vampire's manga is several orders of magnitude better than the anime, whilst just as stupidly fun.
Until it becomes suffering.
That we can agree on
is wanting to be brutally murdered by a cute monster girl so wrong?
Yangire is worse than shit
You're not gunna care when you're dead.
After this whole fiasco I'm sure she needs it, and stressing Flit out even more than she already is can't be a good idea. Especially with how high the stakes are in the upcoming operation.
I had an idea for a short story involving a monstergirl.
Adventurer in generic fantasy setting is recruited by a local farmer to kill the wolves that prey on his livestock. Adventurer accepts the quest goes off to wander around the nearby forest until he finds the pack of wolves. He attacks them with his sword and kills them one by one. Our noble adventurer turns back to tell the farmer the good news, that his cattle and sheep are safe. Except as he's leaving he notices movement in the underbrush by the wolves bodies, and he approaches and readies his sword, expecting one of them to come leaping out at any moment. But he hears what sounds like crying coming from the bushes. He looks over and sees an anthropoid dog girl (think Mikan) clinging to the bodies of one of the female adult wolves and sobbing. Somehow, a dog-girl was abandoned or separated from her parents and raised by the pack of wolves. She probably hid while the adventurer was slashing apart her 'family' and they saw her as their young and were protecting her. Our protagonist would be stunned of course, as the realization he just slaughtered this nude, young dog-girl hits him like a ton of bricks. The feral child would be too grief-stricken to notice he approached her since she came out the moment she saw him leave, desperate to come to the body of what was probably her surrogate mother.
It goes on for a while from there but that's the premise. The name the protag would give her would be a play on Romulus/Remus
Thank her for telling you and say you'll definitely get that dress for her and head to sleep.
It's a bit slimy but i think it's best to start slowly asking around the subject to flit and see her reactions, when time is good of course.
>after your funeral, your daughters attend the reading of your will
>your jewish lawyer reads out your will to them
>your savings are divided among them
>Ryu gets your house
>Succubus gets a few items you hold dear to you
>Kraken, Mermaid, Sphinx, and Girtablilu also get some items
>the rest don't get anything
I can one up it.
Cheshire-chan appreciates Castrated-kun's ruse and shit-eating-grin.
>Don't worry I've dick enough for two.
>Bobanon wishes he wasn't castrated all those years ago.
>Escape to room
>Put on my war face, I've prepared for this
>Girls thinking they've got me right where they want me
>Walk down the hallway towards my room
>First one gets caught in a snare
>Marbles trap spills marbles all over the floor. girls tips and fall
>Greased the floor earlier so it's hard to get back up
>Get to door, reach for handle
>I hooked a car battery up to that shit
>It's okay though, they're monsters so it doesn't hurt them TOO bad.
>Kick the door down, enough of this shit.
>Center of the room there's a box fort with the words "IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS OF DOOM", complete with "No girl's allowed" sign.
>Fort shakes slightly
>Knock down the fort, now I'm in for some serious rape for all the trouble I caused...
>...Or at least I would be, if the impenetrable fortress of doom wasn't filled with vicious stray cats!
>It's over, the monster girl's are finished.
>Run out covered in claw marks
>Step out of closet
>The enemy has fled, mission accomplished!
>Now I just have to get these cats out of my room...
Wasn't going to read until I saw Romulus/Remus.
Work in Coriolanus, Julius Cesar and Antony and Cleopatra and you've got something that conforms to my literary taste; now go anon, make me proud!
Had to be that specific huh?
>Are extra Jewish guys more likely to become lawyers, or does being lawyer make a Jewish guy, extra Jewish?
Cause I've met some fucking JEWISH lawyers/barristers.
>Only other male in class is anon's best friend.
>Due to best friend effect, the monster girls have no interest in him
>Sells traps to them as a "revenge" for anon's personality.
The reason why it is told as it is were because (ehyyyy) many things happen at once around in the scene, even though only one action may be noticed as a narration.
It sparks imagination of what lurks in the background. Like farmers in a field looking at what's going on. But it would be too dull to mention bystander actions the don't even influence the story, even though the author would hint that they exist.
Or the situation, "As it were" could also mean it can have multiple choices of conclusions.
That is not how you encourage a writer by not saying whenever you enjoy it or not, it is the same thing as not even reading it.
>have a 'Nam flashback (wonder why you're having 'Nam flashbacks later when you're not in a PTSD induced haze)
>set up claymores in every book and cranny of the corridor to your room.
>You're gunna fuck those gooks up good anon.
The goyim don't know, that is where the big money is at.
>suddenly, you jolt awake
>you're in your bed again, your young daughters are around you
>they each pull out a crudely made banner and shout out something that warms your heart
>"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DAD!"
Buddy, if you want to write you're going to have to A) take constructive criticism and B) learn how to properly structure, spell and punctuate your sentences.
That entire post is a barely intelligible mess.
>That is not how you encourage a writer
It's called constructive criticism. We're not a hug box, you're to get some of that.
I can't take this, anon.
>All this batman talk
>Not even one mention of tactical pocket sand
Were you in charge of writing the good endings of Bioshock, anon? Cause you're killing me here.
Oh, wow, you really blew up.
Talk about an easy job.
Especially if i don't have to worry about anything every day.
>Not even one mention of tactical pocket sand
>They demand to know why you have sand in all of your pockets
You could've at least CTRL+F'd that.
You don't have to worry about anything but your crippling virginity, you mean.
That'd have to be REALLY damaging to a guy's self-esteem.
My heart may not make it through the night at this rate.
>you will never wake up to your ryu, mermaid, kraken, succubus, sphinx, etc. daughterus wishing you happy father's day
I retract my statement. I'm proud of you all.
>your daughters then pull out a second banner, more crude than the first
>"AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOO!"
>that's right, your birthday is on Father's day this year
>a giant smile forms on your face as you attempt to give each of your girls a giant hug
>Implying running a blackmarket for monster girls to catch batmans running around wouldn't be the shit.
>That'd have to be REALLY damaging to a guy's self-esteem.
I mean I guess yeah since I sold out friendship for shekels?
I still did not hear that you enjoyed it.
It is not like I have not been in the art world buddy. I have seen a lot of douchebags in such ways that they would sell scribbles of scenery charcoal drawing in 10x8 for $500 like it were the next hot shit.
By the way criticism is never positive.
I just know how to tung at heart strings.
>By the way criticism is never positive.
Wow, I just heard something retarded.
I know im late to the party, but de we glurp on some futacat cock and balls?
Bobanon got banned
Than go back to /ic/ where you came from. I know that some people did enjoy it without the ever so liberal art group giving others a hard time.
Mm. Yeah. For 3 days.
>I mean I guess yeah since I sold out friendship for shekels?
I was looking more at the fact that you'd be surrounded by bitches for hours a day in an environment where you're essentially the second to last man on Earth and still couldn't get laid, but yeah, there's that too.
>By the way criticism is never positive.
Even if that was true, which it's not, you still need to learn to suck it up if you're going to post here.
>they each try to hug you back with all their might
>you smile with every fibre of your being and tell them you love them
>platonically, of course
>"WE LOVE YOU TOO, DADDY!"
>and you all lived happily ever after
> What, thought I'd type something fucked up here? Too bad.
I'm not even following the argument, I'm just commenting on the comment about criticism. Everyone make mistakes when they write, good criticism is meant to point those mistakes out so you can improve. Saying criticism is never positive says "I don't like you telling me i did something wrong even if I did, whatever I do is always perfect. Stop trying to bring me down."
Grow a thicker skin and learn to accept criticism, we all receive it and getting offended by it just makes you look like a manchild who's feeling got hurt. Listen to criticism sometimes, it might help you improve.
I'm going to need surgery because of you.
>Even if that was true, which it's not, you still need to learn to suck it up if you're going to post here.
Why are you not answering in whenever you enjoyed it or not. If you truly did than why is is so hard for you to say? Because in truth you have not.
/a/ is not /ic/ Go apply yourself somewhere else. Or make your own story and tell everyone what a little bitch That Guy was just because he did not even get an answer from a question even a 5 year old can answer.
I'm going to stick with you have not enjoyed it, so goodbye to you and go back to your true home.
Eh, Shit happens. Or in this case doesn't I guess.
>Stop trying to bring me down."
Go cry more. All I ask is "Did you enjoy it?". The one that needs to grow up and not dodge the question is you. Why even get involved? Goodbye to you.
>dream was a premonition sent to you by your sphinx daughteru from the future who went to Egypt to learn magic
>when she was sleeping by your deathbed, she was actually transmitting her memories to your past self
>she wanted to give you another chance at parenthood and fix your mistakes with your first set of estranged daughters
Grade A story.
Holy shit Anon, calm the fuck down. Even if I enjoy what you write there still could be problems.
Ignoring criticism and acting like a child only stops you from improving.
IT WAS FORESHADOWING ALL ALONG!
wow, sorry this post meant for:
Um.....who did you mean to quote instead?
Hey, it's the same for me, I don't really like femdom but I like MG. Call me a romanticist, but I think that the standard would be both of the parts willing and proactive and femdom to be as a bed play.
That's one of the aspects I can't handle MGQ sex scenes that well despite absolutely loving the game and why I'm hesitating to play VH.
I would love more stuff like Desire Dungeon, which not only the protagonist is proactive but most of the reverse-rape scenes are heart boner inducing.
Yes it was.
Sphinx did all that, just so that the family wouldn't be divided. Such a caring daughter.
Also, I don't think all the monster girls are dominant, I'm pretty sure there are more who's submissive.
Has anyone some good yandere monsters greentexts/pastebins?
Please never use Baphomet again. I'd like that at least my favorite monstergirl goes as untainted by these shitposting threads as possible.
Just you wait; I'll have my revenge.
Fur or scales?
Fur to cuddle with. Scales for the visuals.
I'm biased toward the dragonkin. Scales.
Sphinxes truly do make the best daughterus.
Looks like bobanon updated truckercore, dunno when though
Must be recent, since I just checked it a few minutes ago.
So, just a suggestion in case Bob sees this; perhaps he could just link the pastebin whenever he updates it instead of directly placing the text here on this board? It seems likely that he was banned because of an anon's grudge at the addition of futa into the story, so it would be best to play things safe for a while. It wouldn't even be that much of a hassle considering since we'd all be able to access the pastebin easily enough and we'd know of the update because of his trip.
I'll be waiting.
You know....I'd have suggested anal to Bob myself if I was able to....it's nice to see that I didn't need to.
I ignore criticism because it is not the word suggestion. One is encouragement, the other does not. Is that important? Yes. It means someone actually appropriates it as it were and not to only judge upon.
Authors like Mark Twain hated critics because they only pointed out flaws of his stories without actually enjoying them. Hundreds of years later kids still literally read Huckleberry Fin, just because such flaws present in views of 1870's southern society actually made the story.
Based Bobanon never disappoints.
So just finished reading the update to Truckercore. Doesn't seem likely that Bob will see this, but if he does.
Clare likes ice skating and Savannah watches Ice Road Truckers. So who knows? Maybe it'll be a fun activity for the whole group.
Which games/VN do you know in english that contain Monster Girls?
So far I got:
MGQ, VH, Desire Dungeon, Sekien no Inganock, Dra+Koi, Saya no Uta and Fate/Extra.
There are also some that I'm not sure if they would apply for MG like Tsukihime (Vampires&Demons), Winter Shard (undead and plant type), Captive Market (elves) or any game where one of the girls is actually a ghost.
So yeah, which ones?
You should feel lucky that you get some constructive criticism!
I wish people following my stories would give me some.
It is really hard to improve when no one is helping you to do so.
That still means we could be fucking zombie, lich, wight, or ghost milfs.
Well, since this one is going down.
Trust me, it is not the same as someone saying things are wrong straight from the person that just didn't enjoy it. Only to have them say "Learn to take it".
Sengoku Rance has some monstergirls, though they are obviously not the main focus. A great game in any case.
Are you really, like, really comparing yourself to Mark Twain? Holy shit. And you know what? He wasn't some perfect writer at all, because he was a manchild like you. Act all high and mighty you arrogant fuck.
Geez I only skipped last week's threads.