>Upotte!! got dubbed
>dis gun be shit
>30 seconds in
>"Hells Yeah! Stopping Power is Cute!" - Sig
>NOPE Continue anyway.
>strangely Sig is actually less shit than the other voices so far
Thanks again Sentai.
Use this thread for whatever /ak/ I guess.
Why even watch a dub in the first place?
What the fuck, they dubbed this? Why? It was popular enough for that?
This is the most misleading cover I've seen in a long time.
It's basically saying:
>Super lewd girls with guns
>"Come and watch us shoot~"
And then there is nothing (excluding the OVA)
why is FNC so rapeable?
It's a 'just to see how bad' type of thing. I tend to do it a lot.
Passed their little intro in the first ep they aren't the same can't really tell how terrible or not. Waiting for episode two to finish.
>Ichiroku at bat
>"The Babe is in the house suckers!"
Watch up to episode 5 at least.
They dubbed Girls und Panzer and I guess that was reason enough for them.
Wait is that the final cover? Jesus christ when I first saw this on rightstuf it was them in their uniforms with pink camo as the background.
Trust me I can't wait to see that dubbed.
Dubbed? May I assume it to be as horror as it sounds?
I didn't know that was dubbed either. Damn, I'm really out of the loop.
That one you can at least KINDA watch.
Did we watch the same show?
I know its a XEBEC show but still
I mean come on
>tfw still no girl for your raifu
This series is suffering
>This is the most misleading cover I've seen in a long time.
It really isn't.
Wow, what a complete waste of space.
Speak for yourself
I'm guessing she'd look like AR10 with longer hair and a bigger rack.
The GUP dub was top tier hilarity
Then I got kinda angry
>Upotte!! got dubbed
I'm sorry you had to go through that, OP
Speaking of Sentai, when are they releasing Henneko, Crime Edge, or anything else they said would be out by December?
But didn't that sell like fractale tier?
They have no voice listed for Thompson. Assholes.
Retardedly unpopular series' get licenced sometimes
It's baffling, but some weebs just throw money at every release so I guess the shit still sells
Youtube links where?
I got 5 seconds in and they said "Tankery" and I just stopped watching.
Please tell me they got R. Lee Emery.
I was cringing for the first 10 minutes, then just started laughing at Saori's trashy teenage girl voice.
Hana's VA seemed so unenthusiastic, her attempt at trying to sound cultured was pathetic
Miho sounded too tomboyish
Anzu was just completely unfitting entirely
Then I just skipped to ep 12 to hear Saki's voice
I was disappointed of course
Why am I even critiquing it?
I knew it was going to be shitty
Will she ever be allowed to become reliable A2?
OP again trying to skip around while these files are still downloading. Ichiyon is hilariously bad. Just heard Elle's rant and it was ok.
>tfw 5 still can't be rendered
Cynthia Martinez she sounds far to young and slow.
>just got to Curly
>Sassy Gay Black man voice
>"What be got in your bonnet girlfriend."
My sides are completely gone now.
Alright, you've convinced me.
>Upotte getting dubbed
I'm honestly both highly concerned and very interested.
I wish I could forget.
Eh. I'm not doing anything tonight.
Wow she doesn't sound like she could do anything close to Thompson.
>Sako in English
I don't want to know the horrors that may lie within.
FNC sounds like she should voice a high school character.
You'd think I'd learn after watching clips of the GuP dub. I'm still angry.
Jesus that's lewd. Also that's some serious disk management there.
>9 episodes on one disk
>10 and the OVA on the other
>realize I want to hear dubbed Galil
>realize I don't
I dare you
Best girl is best no matter the voice
All the extras are on the second disc.
I know from past experience with other boxsets.
Might as well.
>He does a KanColle doujinshi
>better setting and worldbuilding than in Upotte
The h-scene was a little out of place but that's the doujinshi scene for you.
ANIMATED GUNS ARE STILL GUNS
this is not a good dub.
I am sad
Let's be honest, was it ever going to be a good dub?
Not with Sentai in charge.
I was going to compile a list of everything wrong with the GuP dub, but got too depressed.
Did they cut any bits out of series with the dub?
or will there still be all that innuendo/lewdness.
what of the OVA?
Where can I get the GuP English Dub
>Upotte!! features episodes 1-10, the series' October 2012 OVA, and Clean Opening and Closing Animations.
I thought the OVA might have even been cut
I'm seeding it right now
I'm a fucking disgrace
Oh wow. I thought it was going to be terrible.
I was unprepared for just HOW terrible.
I think I need to lie down for a while.
>Use this thread for whatever /ak/ I guess.
proxy service finally got the Melonbooka part of my doujinshi order. So Echiina 2 is now officially SOON™
Cover of the next Upotte volume.
It makes Israel almost redeemable
I played nothing but CS for a while and only used the Galil because of her
Oh hey, upotte
There was a /k/ drawfag who did a related piece
Well, the KanColle in-world background story is way more interesting what he created for Upotte.
Too bad his C85 Upotte thing didn't get translated. though.
So Upotte Nano is dead?
>funimation ruining something else
Funi whores doing there thing, full story at 11.
I approve of this patriotic boner I now have
did they sing katyusha?
I got a version that had it edited in
I haven't seen the actual scene
I heard it had a different instrumental track and was shorter
Woah woah, really?
It played the fucking tetris theme?
This didn't even occur to me before >>101375875
I dont know how to feel
What does bust size represent again?
Firepower. Not really, weight I think.
Fuck me sideways
Despite being in GUP threads I never once saw this
Looks like he's slowly incorporating all the little touches the anime did.
on the topic of gup, have all the ovas been put into a batch yet? they're kind of all over the place on nyaa.
It gets worse. Translation of German tank names and a missed Kelly's Heroes reference are the two other big issues I remember.
I guess I'll subject myself to some more later then
I also got the AKB and Haganai dub after hearing how dreadful Kokoro Connect's one was
Why do I do this to myself?
I didn't realise I was a masochist
Is that why L85 is so well endowed?
They did referenced it in the manga and anime but I've forgotten. I think it's something along the line that the front part of the gun is heavy.
God Bless America
It's incredibly good news.
Thank you fol all what you doing, Swiss.
From what I've learned through watching Dubs.
If Brittney Karbowski is somewhere in the cast, chances are it's going to be a shit dub.
See ef and Little Busters!
>If Sentai Filmworks are behind it, chances are it's going to be a shit dub.
See ef and Little Busters!
>If it's dubbed for an American audience, chances are it's going to be a shit dub.
Don't even bother seeing.
But that if it's dubbed for the UK audience?
as rare as that is
She was in Ghost Stories, Pani Poni Dash, Spicy Wolf and Baka to Test. Dubs I liked.
>BBC's Urusei Yatsura
I wonder how it would be handled today (a BBC exec chokes on fish'n'chips and in a near-death experience Monty of El Alamein tells him to dub UY in it's entirety). Jeremy Clarkson would do the sports commentator at least.
I've only ever seen English dubs done by North American studios. I will admit some of my dislike for it is my uncomfortableness with American accents, but there's more reasonable problems. They never hire decent voice actors and rely on too many words instead of the subtle noises the Japanese dialouge would contain. It just kills the characters. Sometimes, as shown in this thread, they even fuck with the soundtrack.
I honestly don't think Japanese can be translated to English in a way that works outside of text.
Woke up to find the torrent done. Skipped right to episode 5.
I don't know what I expected.
Seeing as this >>101375060
batch is a TV rip, is there a chance is one animax did or something and not Sentai's one?
Oh and episode 5
>One's the T91 from Taiwan. The other one's a Steyr AUG from Australia
Steyr-tan was always Austrian made, not some shitty F88
No this is the same type of TV rip we saw with GuP's dub as well.
Ah the GUP dub I got was from US BDs
Never saw a TV rip
I miss old ADV.
I'm just watching through for the hell of it. Just passed the Ichiroku/Ichiyon fight in two. I lost it when Ichiyon yelled "Shut your mouth and look up up dipstick!" Just the way she fucking said it was amazing. I don't know if the few gems are worth the whole thing.
I lasted about 10 minutes of voices in the background while I browsed
I'm off for the night
I might put on an episode while I go to bed
Thanks for the cringe worthy dub anons
If Eru doesn't sound like this i'm going to be mad.
I'm kinda tempted to order this, but making a 6 issue subscription via proxy service sounds like a pain
Do they at least sound like they're from their respective countries?
>no C7 waifu
It hurts to live
Ha I was hoping they'd pull an IS with GuP as well. Sadly no that's not the case.
I'm just picturing him watching it now. And enjoying himself.
Nonna's face makes me laugh in the dub. Just
>Fuck this shit. I wish I was shitposting in an /ak/ thread.
Eru's rant wasn't actually that bad.
They probably used crunchy's script...
Does any kind anon happen to have that picture of Eru-chan's rant edited with the "What the fuck did you just say..." copypasta? I appear to have lost it.
Why haven't Sentai's offices been petrol bombed yet?
Non-trolling, neither-elitist-nor-casual answer: some people have sight problems that make subs a no-go. Good quality dubs are a necessity. One that is seldom delivered in English language. I've been telling someone blind how enterteining was Girls und Panzer. I had expectations when the dub came, that w could finally enjoy GuP together. Then I hard the dub.
>enjoy GuP together
how would that be possible even with all the great parts of the show coming from tank visuals
He's missing out on the tanks man.
Actually, Saori, it wasn't "the Tetris theme". It's called "Korobeiniki" ("Peddlers"), a nineteenth-century Russian folk song that tells of a meeting between a peddler and a girl, in which they haggle over the price of goods in a veiled metaphor for courtship. (I'm sure you'll like that, Saori).
Sentai likely did choose it because it's LONG in public domain in all the world.
[spoiler}But yes, it TOTALLY was used as the Tetris theme
At least the tanks are in a nicely arranged formation. Oh, wait...
They're all them in the batch release
Why... why on fucking earth would they do this? They could have just left the original song with the original VA's there, but no, better edit the Tetris theme in there!
Fuck me sideways.
its this thing called "licensing issues" and "public domain"
Horrible, absolutely horrible. Why are they afraid of playing an old Russian war song?
Who Buki Shoujo here?
I'm glad that the dubs in my own language tend to be surprisingly good. Not bragging, just feeling empathy with those unfortunate enought to have to put up with Sentai lack of profesional pride...
Maybe when they make an Spanish or French version it will be good.
>what are licensing issues
>what is being too cheap for union workers
The russian folk song "Katyusha" is copyrighted?
This. Could someone who has already doenloaded it post a screenshot so we can make a reaction face? Albeit it almost DESERVES use the streaming version for it!
>every GuP thread ever
Because Japanese grinds my ear and I don't like reading subtitles.
Why does everyone want to listen to Chinese so badly?
Exactly as we enjoy every single movie or series we watch together
>what is description
That's what models are for, m8
And fucking Tetris is okay? God damn, fuck laws.
This. They could have easily just removed the rest of the scene after the small bit of dialogue that Katyusha has.
Vocals; they've gotta pay the singers separately for their performance. And they likely have to pay someone like the _______ philharmonic orchestra too. That's why you've got a shitty generic midi playing and not the orchestrated track with vocals.
The TL;DR version: "Peddlers" is an old-ass flk song long in public domain (that's actually why Tetris used it), Katyusha is not a folk song but a 1938 Matvei Blanter & Mikhail Isakovsky song which, due to Cold War stupidity, is in public domain everywhere in the world (that's why Actas used it) BUT for the USA (that's wht Sentai used Peddlers)
>implying that wouldn't piss off autistic manchildren too
Couple of SJWs complaining about the cover on ANT, lel.
>downloads CBM release
>laughs at the plebs that paid for this shit
I think found out I had myopia when I couldn't see the subs at the movies when I was a kid.
Also, the plot thickens...
...Here we go.
>my waifus voice actress
I guess it could be worse.
Ya done good man. Thanks for the dump.
This dub... is actually tolerable. Eru's voice is pretty cute.
Finally Eru is being useful
I think it's due to the fact that Upotte is a goofy show to begin with. With GuP where even with the ridiculous setting, you still have to take it seriously to some degree, it kinda falls apart.
>a peddler and a girl
Did you know that girl is actually called Katya? You are STILL hearing "Katyusha", in a way
where are these from?
next GuP chapter when?
Tempted, oh so very tempted, of actually making this in gif format...
>Tennouji announces Sako coming back to manga
What chapter is she coming back in for god sakes? i need my fix.
Oh shit, /ak/ thread. Reminder that I have patches. If anyone still wants patches, you can find information on the 1121st patches and Blue Steel patches at the link below:
Once I get rid of these (I still have ~50 of each), I'll be sending out the left-over patches (mostly gunslinger Girl patches) I sent out before for a "pay what you want" fee. Folks who cover shipping will get preference over those who don't pay anything, but otherwise it'll be first-come first-served. After that I'll be making more of a /k/ patch with a monolithic murdercube patch in anticipation of more /ak/ anime in the Spring and Summer seasons.
Famas' cameo seems to be over so maybe in the next arc.
Good stuff is worth waiting for. Just be patient and prepare your body.
busy with his KanColle stuff.
Rose hip zero (IIRC... I've only read the other one).
Oh shit I thought you were dead. You did good Patchbro thanks again.
Will there be new ones ever?
>WWII death moans
>Modern radio chatter in the background
But it does seem like rain works for everything.
Isn't it sad that no one cares about Upotte?
Upotte doesn't really fit together with ww2-themed shows
The state owns my sides now.
>still no release date for the GuP OVA
Actually, the narrator for the weapons facts in the dub has an awesome southern voice, and delivers all the info super well.
When we have new /ak/ anime. Interim designs, aside from the murdercube patch I'll be ordering as soon as I get rid of the rest of these patches, include the Cirno ⑨ and Sakuya Dynamics (pictured).
I usually show up when I see an /ak/ thread, which as a /tg/ lurker, admittedly isn't as often as I like. Thanks for the kind words.
why isn't she wearing a thong on that disk?
no thong no buy
It's beautiful man
>I have no mouth and I must sing
>weapons facts guy isn't R. Lee Ermey yelling insults every other sentence
>R. Lee Ermey not voicing Garand-sensei
You had one job, Sentai. ONE JOB.
at least my raifu seems to have half-way decent voice acting
Glad to see the thread is still up
albeit on page 9
See this, what do?
Oh God, that whole fucking episode.
They spent too much time getting to that short scene, and that little pig really hogged all the screen time.
Stupid hog, I wanted to see more of their barrel assemblies! If Japan weren't so prudish on the censoring thing, who knows, we might have even been able to see their bolt faces! Guess that will have to be for the doujins, all three of them. ;_;
Don't think things like that are free anon. Get on your knees
>no elf or fox tits in ova
>you will never be a fish
You are literally worse than Hitler
>not sexualising Eru
/r/ Elle seeing that thing
Erus reaction is the best.
>You will never be XM8*
She looks like she's having a whale of a time
>D-don't sexualize muh moe blob!
>no fox tits
>no fox ass
>no fox anything
S-Stop! Elle is pure!
>last chapter was the 2spooky one
>this chapter they're helping FAMAS (is that a FAMAS?) catch yakuza
It's tiny actually. If that constitutes as huge, you probably haven't seen many before
More? I'll try my hardest!
I also found this change to be unsettling.
Well a pure maiden wouldn't know any better anon-chan
Mine's small so I know you'll be able to do this job with ease
>implying that Elle's nude body is anything but pure
Son, we need to have a talk.
I wish he would have taken the 2spooky and famas arcs a bit further. Tennoji's pretty good at shooting sequences.
B-But her showing people it is lewd! not pure!
Oh god damn it, I linked the wrong post, I meant >>101423994
There will be some future touhou patches once I receive the initial EEt order comes in.
Expect forms to come out around this week
>not having seen the Master of Martial Hearts dub
Ive got it
I guess Ill watch some today
Is this legit? Please say it's legit.
Russian dubs are always like that. They're like one guy reading the lines over the standard track. I think I used to have some Russian dubbed ero anime. Shit was always entertaining and always uncensored.
Surely they're fan done
Because you get good shit like tihs
WOW....this is fucking beyond bad...how does Sentai even stay in fucking business with shit like this?!!?! When I first watched GuP and it came to this scene and they sang in Russian I was bouncing in my chair with such joy. Hearing Sentais "dub" of it...Makes me wanna blow my fucking brains out with a GAU-8... I am irate...
To be fair that scene really is overrated to begin with
Why does this youtubemultiplier shit not work
None of the meta key/buttons/thingies do anything
Its a fun scene, but yeah it's a tad overrated
I only got into it more when playing lots of company of heroes 2 with the pravda songs looping
>mfw no Katyusha
>mfw dub voices
No, they're pro jobs. They're just really low budget pro jobs. That sounds better than most American dubs, especially the American dub of Haruhi. Why WHY do these localization companies keep getting the same 5 z-list actors? Either get some new blood or hire a half-decent director. This shit is embarrassing.
>company of heroes 2
>pravda songs looping
To be honest, I can not give a fuck if its over, under or just on par. I loved it
>especially the American dub of Haruhi
I loved the US Haruhi dub
But I don't into Russian so I cant exactly judge that one's quality
It just sounds like its delivered pretty well and not some monotone half assed crap
Not a COH2 fan?
Ive played like 200h of that and countless of the first
The soundtrack is god tier so of course not every game was GUP songs
Take your shit taste and fuck off please.
Butthurt Russian detected.
What are you? Some tank sim fag or RTS elitist who can't enjoy fun?
Someone with good taste in games, what the fuck are you except a shitter?
What games then anon?
Fuck, reveal this supreme taste of yours if you think you've got the right to shit on anyone elses
or its just >>101427347
Either way, at the moment you're a faggot
>Not playing EF mod
Going to have to agree with him, you got shit taste son.
When did that even come out?
I stopped following it sometime 2009
The song was written in 1938.
The composer died in 1990.
US Copyright lasts 70 years after the death of the copyright holder.
Because subs distract me from the art and tits
DL'ing right now.
Haven't re watched since it aired originally.
>all those child bearing hips
10/10 would procreate with.
You can't procreate with a gun.
Not with that attitude.
i love how long /ak/ threads last
I'd crossdress and give JMB a blowjob and let him fuck me.
>implying he would fuck you
>last year on new years
>been seeing a girl for a few weeks
>she knows i carry a gun, she's cool with it
>take her out to dinner and then to a friends small new years party
>driving back to her place after, get some road head
>ask her to hand me my 1911 when we get back to her place from the glove compartment so i'm not leaving it in the car
>holster is, walk up to her apartment
>we don't even make it to her bed, or completely undress, just pull down pants and start fucking on her floor
>forgot to take off my gun
>with every thrust, my IWB 1911 is spanking my upper thigh
>mfw i had a threesome with the ghost of john moses browning to ring in the new year
I'm just saiyan I'd do it if someone offered to opportunity to do it.
>mfw that never once happened but is an excellent story
Oh bitch, you know you make me all dirty when you get all nickel plated like that, don't you?
That kinda sounds right to me.
It baffles me that the same company that once gave us top tier dubs like Cromartie and Ghost Stories has turned into this pile of shit that can't even do a passable dub to save their life. Except High School of the Dead, that shit was hilarious.
I'm noticing the only good dubs you're naming off were funny.
>dat mangled brass
I want that Sakura patch.
What? Since when was this show popular enough to get a dub?
Seems like a great idea to try and sell a show about guns and girls holding them to Americans.
Cheap license maybe?
So, what is this?
>The rifle isn't field stripped on the left
Goddamn it, you had one job.
Well shit, they messed up this part.
Oh, shoot... /k/omando here, is there a place where I can get Upotte to read? They only have the first three or so issues on MangaPark, and Mangafox has taken it down completely. Is there a website where I can stay up to date with the translation releases? Even if I have to download them, it's cool. I can't find my old bookmark. I think I was at the part where they had just fought at the beach.
Also, what does >>101412921 say? I don't read moon-runes.
What does cheeki breeki iv damke mean? I keep seeing it, and there never seems to be any overlapping context for it..
I want Sig to win already. Or for FNC to get gangpetted.
Even M16 got breasts in that cover.
... I have my box already with it. But I'm aiming for Shirley's birthday for the unboxing.
Kind of worried though. Last Echiina had way too much of the teacher. I kind of want to write Tennouji and complain.
New chapters get dumped here and and posted on the /ak/ wiki. Swiss announces them on Twitter too, if you can't be arsed with lurking /a/ everyday.
Thank you too!
So the 13th?
>mfw I recognize the song the second the main riff kicks in
Is the OVA censored in the dub?
...I don't have a Blu-ray player.
Is there anything really different between Blu-rays and DVDs other than the amount of discs in a set?
DVDs look like shit
I don't know what it means but I believe it's a reference to this video.
DVDs have a maximum resolution of 480p.
It's a move in checkers.
Well it could obviously be higher, you'd just need a fuck tonne of DVDs to make up a series though
k, time to buy a Blu-ray player for my PC so I can make screenshots and animated gifs that will be scaled down to fit the size restriction on 4chan.
Why not just get the BDs from nyaa or something?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HA HA HA! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT!
They usually do similar in Spain for documentarys and such, but they do with different VAs (of the same gender than the one they're dubbing). That's the right way (I think) of doing it. The Russian way is rough, primitive, cheap, just-get-the-job-done, and very amusing to watch. Oh. Wait. Didi I just decribe everything made in Russia since Ivan the Terrible's times?
>Well it could obviously be higher
Only if it's nonstandard.
Are you implying you're prepared to give money to Sentai Filmworks?
Well, I was planning to get the jap one because I want a S2 but as long as it's dual language I'm fine with it.
I should probably actually learn some shit
>Well it could obviously be higher
No, DVDs are limited to 480p.
>not Ctrl-Fing for this to check if it was already posted
Sentai BDs have worse video quality than Japanese BDs, often have massive fuckups (see Garupan ep1), and have shit typesetting.
Yep, except for a silly amusing detail. Cold War.
To sumarise: USSR © weren't recognised in the USA (nor vice-versa) until after USSR fell, so their © in the USA (only) lasts until 70 years after the year those former-USSR songs were copyrighted in USA.
Note, too, that whoever holds teh USA © of Katyusha (I've been unable to find who the fuck is) ISN'T the © holder of Katyusha in the rest of the word. Katyusha is public domain any-fucking-where in the world BUT for the USA.
>public domain any-fucking-where in the world BUT for the USA
I forgot to mention: the original composer freed the song long ago to public domain. The explanation was about WHY such was not recognised in the USA.
Does the bluray come with a booklet like the jp one?
That filename is against school regulations
but guns should be banned here like they are in britain
What the fuck is going on?
It's pretty fucking bad.
Guns shouldn't be banned, retards using guns should be banned.
That means 99% of weapon users betwen the Great Lakes and Rio Grande
>one big happy family.png
Fixed the screenshot for you
Also forgot the pic
Repairing that screenshot allowed me to make a rather unsetling discovery. Picture (posted in that thread) related. In GuP canon, the tanks ARE girls.
That means that the often-posted "tanksexuality.jpg" pic is, indeed, G/u/P
So we should expect new information about the GuP OVA next week.
>new information about the GuP OVA next week.
Is that the gist of the linked article, or should I fire up Google Translate?
There is an event next week about the OVA.
>Implying there's any ending possible except for "Sensei returns to the Rangers with FNC in hand" ending
It's about time. A teaser would be nice, I don't expect movie quality, but I hope Actas used the 6-month delay for some polishing.
Daily reminder that S2 never
Well... That's good in some ways and bad in other's...
I get a different screen right now. Can't into moon, does that mean that the domain has expired?
>supposed high schoolers sound like 20-something year old slutty secretaries
i couldnt even watch 5 mins
nyanners should have voiced them all
The site is die, season two never.
Not really surprising as the show wasn't that popular in nipponland and Xebec butchered the adaptation, the final episode being the worst offender.
Given what they did with just 3 months last time, I'm moderately optimist about it.
Does someone know with whom is Hana being mistaken with in this strip?
They're just waiting for Sako to return before making another season.
How much do i need to save if i want to buy a personal tank.
It's going to be great anon.
>I just feel my wind~
>20 minutes of Anzio preparing for the big second round match
>includes a brief 30 second clip of Maginot surrendering to Anzio
>3 minutes of greetings and driving the tanks forward
>30 seconds of explosions
>an unknown pizza falls on a tank
>ENTER ENTER MISSSSIOOOONN~
I'd be totally fine with that.
I'd be very interested to see how Anzio operates on a day-to-day basis
I'd be fine with that if it includes a 20-second clip of the Glorianna girls being caught with their pants down in a previous year as reference to the historical battle of Bir el Gubi, because it would serve as a nice "let's make Anzio seem like they could win" hope spot.
The fanservice part of a pants-down Earl Grey wouldn't hurt, too
>Bir el Gubi
Literally the only Italian victory of WWII used as a false indicator of Anzio's strength? But that would be Actas trolling us! That's absolutely unheard of!!
I can't wait for the dub of the Anzio OVA.
You, non, are trolling even harder than >>101453003
>british tanks charged the italian position using a line formation, like a cavalry charge
>upotte isn't popular enough for a S2
>Strike witches get popular
>GuP get popular
>arpeggio/kancolle get popular
they don't like guns or something ?
Well sadly I have to say though I did like the anime it's easily the weakest one of what you listed. I would love to see another shot at the show by a different studio but who knows if it will happen.
There are worse things though. Like Sora no Woto not getting anything more.
A sad fate since I tend to fall in love with a lot of /ak/.
Kancolle is /ak/?
Upotte isn't very good outside of the gun gimmick.
Warships are pretty /k/, so Warship girls seem pretty /ak/
>Like Sora no Woto not getting anything more.
>>you will never be an XM-8
Why not cute marines doing cute marines things?
I'm pretty sure that joke was already made
Like fucking goats?
It's kinda obvious how many of these Japs have never held a rifle before.
They're upgrading the site.
There are like five good artworks. Check the non Upotte stuff.
I forget the name of this show, but it has some pretty good fanart, such as pic related
Upotte wasnt even a real project, it was an ONA side project, meaning Xebec could half ass the shit out of it and still sleep at night, which they did, they didn't bother to go the full 12 episodes, they waited a year to start dvd sales, and didn't even push that hard to get decent sale because they gave up after they made their money back.
In short, thanks Xebec. Upotte!! could have been up there with all those other shows if a different studio made it.
whence cometh these two?
For some reason Ctrl+f didn't show me anything.
My god, why must every /k/omrade work on the bolt catch while having sex?
This is now the only thing I can fap to: Doing things to women which you would actually do on guns
Fuck, I LOVE Gunslinger Girl. Go out and buy the manga. It's fucking brilliant.
And that is?
I want to suck her barrel.
>tfw NO fanart of FG-42-sensei in her vacation outfit with her hair down and no eyepatch
read the thread
life is hard
Looks like Tennoji is getting better at drawing girls.
Go to the drawthread if you want it, there are like 4 draw threads on 4chan right now.
oh boy, look who's still working on translating our ass old GuP threads:
the thread is still active? I see Upotte love is still alive and well sometimes ;_;
Friendly reminder that some /k/ommandos have taken upon themselves the task of making an Upotte VN, yes really, and are apparently looking for a talented drawfag to do character art.
Just a heads up if you happen to be an artist and you want to fight the good fight since season two fucking never. Link to their shitty site: http://bukishoujo.com
You mean when she walked around nude in the OVA?
>looking for drawfags
They kicked at least two out for no reason, i hope those idiots fail at what they're doing.
this website doesn't looks upotte related
Did EM-2 make an appearance?
just the rifle itself when they talked about the bullpup race and explaing Eru was a shit rifle
>NIGGERS CODED AND DESIGNED THIS WEBSITE
Yeah, this is disgraceful.
Now where are you getting that information from? Genuinely curious.
Check the facebook page I guess? I did mention that their website was fucking shitty.
At least there are some things out there that did worse than upotte, this girl would have been better off as a hentai character.
It shouldn't be hard to find a drawfag for the Upotte VN. I mean, seriously, even furfags draw upotte
>that's right, pic related
Best goddamn girl in that entire show
Can she put three shots on paper from 30 meters while blindfolded?
Use the right weapon and you can put 30 shots on paper from 30 meters while blinfolded. In one shot. With 20 shots to spare.
Hand guard/front receiver. If it's big and bulky (l85 hand guard is a fucking green brick) then it's big and bouncy.
Anyone use this show to pick guns in game? I tried out the fnc in Raven Shield and found out it was pretty good, I never even gave the gun a chance until the show.
No, but I now curse the fact I don't live in Switzerland and get one of these babies for fucking free
Punt-Obaasan in Upotte when?
have any of these been translated?
answer is, "as soon as the author gets a BE fetish"
I live in Switzerland, and doing ~one year of mandatory military service and paying taxes to fund the military isn't exactly "free".
Does the in universe prime minister ever show up? Given the dates when the manga was published, I'm soured by the idea that the social wellfare division or whatever they were called ultimately was under Berlusconi.
>an Upotte VN
Hope Funco is the MC. Or Eru.
Why does Black Forest never seem to get any art or shit like that?
Is this going to be an anime OVA or something?
>21 hours late
>paying taxes to fund the military isn't exactly "free"
People have yet to realize this about socialized medicine.
As far as I'm concerned, we could do fine without an army (it couldn't beat the germans / french / italians nowadays, either way... never mind NATO).
But we can not do fine without doctors. Everyone is very aware we pay for both, by the way.
As far as I'm concerned, we could do fine without an army (it couldn't beat the germans / french / italians nowadays, either way... never mind NATO).
Sig-chan -as good as an AR she is- would get owned by Eurofighter-Kun, and Leopard-San, and all the other big bad bullies...
But we can not do fine without doctors. Everyone is very aware we pay for both, by the way.
My fucking sides. This, >>101384390 and pic related are now my three favorite /ak/ reaction gifs ever...
Unfortunately efficiency is not guaranteed for medical services.
google gives me shit
>it couldn't beat the germans / french / italians nowadays, either way... never mind NATO
You don't have to beat any of them; the Alps would do that for you!
Anybody who tries to take Switzerland will probably succeed, but at what cost? The cost is usually what kept people from doing it, eg Hitler.
this, plus having a civvie with a rifle behind every rock and tree helps keep away opposing forces
Name 1 country that survived without a military.
>Implying the MC won't be pic related.
>Oh dammit I dropped my Ham sandwich in my AK again!
That one doesn't count.
You're just butthurt you got told by a hippy country
Mother fucker isn't even key holing. I hope he gets his brains blown out. But +1 for physical fitness seeing as he uses that to warm himself up before the inevitable return fire.
1/10 would not operate with.
The whole Alps thing is mostly deprecated.
WW2: Hitler's tanks couldn't have driven up the mountains. So it would have been infantry & bombs/artillery that rarely hit within 100 meters and rarely destroyed fortified targets even when they hit vs. heavy bunkers.
Probable result: A fairly slow and probably costly victory for Hitler... and the Soviets were preparing.
Now: NATO can bust bunkers with helicopters and plane-dropped precision bombs in just one or a few hits. Quite a few vehicles with firepower can drive up the mountains to engage bunkers. Artillery can barrage 1/2 of the country from a neighbouring country, with the other half is in convenient range of a ridiculous number of missiles and air-dropped bombs.
And they could even land infantry and tanks in large numbers *behind* the mountains, easily keep them supplied and supported by air.
The best practical AR in existence doesn't change that these are basically impossible odds now.
Certainly, but private medicine was just all around worse - in particular, almost no one could afford anything but quacks, some herbs that worked but weakly so, and maybe an occasional midwife or amputation.
Anyhow, we're far off topic now...
Yet, today taking Switzerland would be pointless, as its greatest asset of old (cockoo clocks) has been superseded by the clock function of smartphones with the Angry Birds
Aaaaaaaaand now I can't stop picturing a dragon dildo going in and out the clock door every hour. Probably with Boom-chicka-chicka-wow music
I hope tennouji has the sense to show Sako nude when she comes back like hes done with all the other upottes, even fucking Galil got to show her pussy in canon.
When? Don't remember this in the main series.
Thanks, I'm never getting that thought out of my head. This is going to haunt me to the end on my days. I'm going to be laying there on my death bed, and I'm going to have the thoughts of the largest griffon dick flying out at high speeds and throwing long ropey bits of cum lube everywhere... seeing as that would be the lubricant. Anyways anon, fuck you and thank you
I doubt it's Berlusconi. The Padania terrorists the SWA was created to fight against are right-wing northern separatists/federalists. That sort of political sect has existed in Italy for as long as northern taxes have fed southern poverty.
I'm almost certain the in-universe Prime Minister shows up and he very forebodingly says that he'll have to "take care" of the SWA soon enough. He also doesn't seem like the kind of crook Berlusconi is either (nor does he really look like him either), but I'll have to skim through it again.
I keep throwing money at my monitor and nothing is happening
That's not even a medical system...
How long until we get a series about blades and blade-girls?
>Mk.3 Trench-chan who is a rough and tough tomboy
MK3 MOD 0 is best girl
>East German Paratrooper-chan
>Real good at what she does
>Can never get to the point of anything
Damn, AUG is surprisingly stacked. I thought the gun was supposed to be fairly lightweight.
I thought it was less about weight and more about size?
She's got a pretty hefty sized receiver and that stock is pretty large
I was right, PM is some curly-haired southern chap. Renato Pisano if I'm reading this correctly.
>Little brown girl who can punch well above her weight
>A bit crude outwardly, but is really a refined lady.
Really good at being a choppa?
>Delinquent, not afraid to play dirty to get what she wants
>Has a soft spot for her little sister, Mk.3, and spoils her
No amount of RPMs will enable a knife to function as a rotary-wing aircraft.
it's more of a weight to size ratio thing
strange way to say... there is no rule.
Did you ever watch the video of the Upotte staff firing guns in Hawaii? They couldn't hit shit.
I guess 3.8 kg or so (8 lbs) isn't THAT light for its size. Have to remember that despite its cool polymer chassis it's still a 1970s-era design. M16 is like 3.2-3.4 kg so she's predictably flatchested.
wasn't that in Guana or something else SEA? I also liked the one special were 18 and Galils VA visited that surplus store
>wasn't that in Guana
I have no idea, I assumed Hawaii because it was fucking pouring and IIRC there was a white guy speaking English
>white people speaking English
Wait, what? The elevens are translating these threads? For what purpose?
I remember the GuP VAs riding tanks. When the Type 10 went dorifto dorifto, they got a panzer high exactly like the garupans in the first battle.
>Sociopathic elf who doesn't get shunned when things get rough
>Rapes other knives
Could have been Guam, which is a popular destination for Asian tourists who want shoot real guns. From what I've heard they have shooting ranges on Guam that specifically cater to Japanese.
>no hand guard
>Rough girl yet surprisingly versatile
>Zero fucks given
I'm throwing money at my screen but nothing is happening
Wouldn't that make highschool-level games using senshado-legal, not-penetrating ammo, be the tank equivalent of schoolgirl pillow fights?
captcha fucking related
>mfw they removed all the dialogue and replaced with tetris music
Was it a special feature in the BDs or something?
Well shit. Only watched the HS's CR rip when it aired.
full scans when?
They'll draw anything if it means money
Kay will get a figure eventually right guys?
I still don't understand why anyone in that show could feel justified in being angry at her.
NO ONE ever stopped to tell her "Hey, maybe winning isn't everything!". It was PAINFULLY obvious that she was only trying to get better to gain the love of her comrades and the more they hated her for it, the more she thought she still wasn't good enough for them.
Fuck that show, MC best girl, all other's bitches.
Because she's in High School, bro. "Winning isn't everything" is a damned Kindergarten lesson. Why the hell would they spoon feed her?
It doesn't matter, they all took her back with open arms. Sonora x Yura OTP
A furry drew that?
IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN THEM FIVE SECONDS TO JUST TELL HER
BUT NO, THEY THOUGHT IT MORE IMPORTANT TO TELL HER THEY WERE DISAPPOINTED IN HER FOR LOSING
They did a pretty good job at showcasing how they do shit for fun and doing well is secondary. See them shooting down food to eat ect. Yura got blinkers hard when she wanted to win.
Why did she get implants just for the competition?
God that episode just reminded me of how much fun the show was when it started. Too much retribution 4 me.
but most importantly
So fare, there have been a lot more innuendos and puns involving guns, i guess breaking completely away from jap translation gives them freedom to do that.
>So fare, there have been a lot more innuendos and puns involving guns,
Okay that sounds good at least.
Why isn't Katyusha sitting in Nonna's lap?
Nonna is in the tank getting fucked by Erwin.
You mean she wanted in on the action after hearing from Katyusha what the Hippo team did to her?
I own that jacket
Why are anime characters rhinos from the side
>"We're going to take you down in the final, Ichiroku"
You've just ruined her for me.
>That means 99% of weapon users betwen the Great Lakes and Rio Grande
Or we could just ban niggers and liberals and then we would have 0 gun crime.
When was this this is not released yet
>suggest genocide people you don't like, completely going against our constitution.
>calling anyone else "liberal"
These threads always end with a shitpost.
...And now we're in autosage. It's been a nice thread, guys. See you in 2015.
It's on sadpanda.
NOT ON MY WATCH.
Dumpan mah Upotte!! folder.
Or you know, Upotte #50?
I'm happy my thread lasted this long.
Hey, we could always have another one!
Wow its been a while since i checked sadpanda for Upotte i usually look with desperate hope for GuP
Xebec, you had one job.
And now for a little bit of Funco so that it doesn't turn into a total Elle/Eru picdump right off the bat. Gotta savor it, y'know?
Every time I see that gif I expect Sig to jam her thumbs into Fucko's eyesockets.