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Would you watch it?
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No. Harry Potter is terrible.
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>>101372606
>only non-beta male gryffindor with his shirt tucked in is Lupin
shoulda been a ravenclaw
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>luna looking delicious
terrible, she's supposed to be an ugly frazzled nerd
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James reminds me of that mc from the prince of tennis.
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>>101372909
Luna is delicious no matter how she looks.
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>>101372606
Of course I would
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>>101372704
/thread
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>>101372606
Not with that artstyle, 2bugeyes4me. And Severus looks too much like Waver.
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>>101372909
i thought that she looked like a qt in the movies too.

She looks like absolute shit now, but back then...
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Is it wrong that I want to NTR james?
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>>101373155
>Severus looks too much like Waver

Good thing I wasn't the only one who thought that.
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Where is Ginny's man chin?
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>weasleys with teal eyes
I call bullshit.
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>>101373275
Hiding in her puke-colored socks.
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>>101373179
God damn she did not grow up to be cute. Thanks for making me go find out, I guess it's better that I found out here rather than in the middle of some kind of heated debate about just how fucking qt Luna's actress is.
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>>101373275
None of the dudes have man-chins either, so it evens out.
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>Hermione wearing a skirt that goes down to her knees
what a prude, no wonder everyone hates her.
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>>101372606
Damn, Snape looks delicious.
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>>101373275
Back in 3d world with Hermiones buckteeth and Nevills chub.
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>Gred and Feorge
>that fucking pose
>those fucking faces
oh no here come the fujoshis
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Snape is fucking Waver.
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>Luna
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>>101373214
Of course not Severus.
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Why is James Potter such a gigantic douchebag? Jesus.
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>>101373403
Meanwhile fucking Neville turned out handsome as hell.
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>>101373214
I remember when people used to post that Snape NTR pasta with OPs James image.
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An anime with Snape as the MC so we can see he get NTRed would be hilarious. Moreso if we all forgot all about the series so /a/ would not see it coming.
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Sure, it'd make more sense than trying to cram the entire plot of the books into a series of movies like Warner Bros. did
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>>101372606
STOP AUSTRALIA

STOP POSTING THIS THREAD

I KNOW IT'S YOU AUSFAGS
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For the last time, probably.
Luna looks like a blonde Mokocchi in this pic.
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>>101373403
She's attractive enough, in the vague inoffensive Hollywood style. But yeah, she was top-tier qt in the movie days.
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>>101372606
>a SoL about Sirius, James, and Remus getting into trouble and just generally dicking around

I would watch it
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>>101372909
>intended to be freaky unattractive girl
>gets misinterpreted and sexualized
So she's British Tomoko, basically?
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>>101373317
Ron has blue eyes in the book. The twins and Ginny's should be brown though. And they should be much shorter; Ron, Percy and Bill are the only tall ones and Ginny is supposed to be especially tiny.
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>>101376218
>Snape NTR pasta
I don't remember this. How did it go?
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>>101372606
The designs would have to be less fujoshit than this. As in, you can pretty up the old men, but please make sure their age shows. Goddamn, Lucius is the only passable one.
Also Hermione is too goddamn moe for her character.
I think it would do fairly well as an anime, though. Even if it was 1 cour per book up to 3, then 2 after.
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So, what do you say to JK Rowling admitting that Hermione should've ended up with Harry?
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>>101377296
Lilly getting raped in front of him by James while Sirius holds him down.
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>>101377357
I think that's supposed to be them from when they were in school. Note the school uniforms.
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>>101377357
>As in, you can pretty up the old men, but please make sure their age shows. Goddamn, Lucius is the only passable one.

I am almost completely certain that they're of school age in the image, not their actual age in the series.

Hence the school uniforms.
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>>101372606
>Tag: NTR
nope
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>>101377451
>>101377483
Right, how did I not catch that, I'm dumb as shit.
Then I just have one question.
Why are Snape's sleeves so long?
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>>101377374
Sounds as though she was wrong and for the better.
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>>101377374
That you fanfiction writers are getting downright insane.
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>>101377374
Ha, seriously? The Ginny romance was forced as fuck, but Hermione would have been weird. Her and Ron were built up from book 3, its a lot more natural.
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>>101377637
Moe factor.
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>>101377651
I read a Harry Potter/Type Moon fanfiction once. It was weird.
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>>101377650
>>101377668
If you are this gullible, I have a locked fortune I can share with you if you can toss me a few hundred bucks.
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>>101376445
From the fourth movie and on, each one should have been a two parter. Goblet got away with it decently enough. Even though they had to leave a ton of shit out, the movie itself was still coherent. I hadn't read the books at that point, and I didn't feel like I was missing anything. Starting with (movie) Phoenix though, I walked out of that movie feeling like there was a shit load I was being told. It was the first movie that didn't really complete in its own right. Order of the Phoenix is the movie that made me start reading the books because it was the first movie that felt like an abridged telling of what was going on in the books.

That probably goes a long way into understanding why Half Blood Prince was the first Harry Potter movie I walked out of actively disliking. Because it was the first one I'd seen after having read the book beforehand.

So for an anime I think it could really work out. Granted, you'd have to pad the first 2 or 3 with some extra material since those are shorter books (but fuck, there in a wizard school with tons of different classes and whatnot, shouldn't be that hard), but then for the rest you'd have the time to actually tell the full stories of the other books.
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>>101377743
Man I do not even begin to care. I was making idle conversation, whatever Rowling does or doesn't say about the series stopped mattering when the last book came out.
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>>101377922
If I remember right, the OotP movie straight up has no plot. Pretty much the whole story lead up to the denouement in Dumbledore's Office, and since they cut that out, literally not a single goddamn thing in the movie ends up mattering.
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>>101377668
Are you basing that on the books or the movies? Because yes, in the movies it feels forced and comes out of nowhere in the sixth one. In the books however it's a much more natural progression.
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>>101377374
Ron x Hermione was ok.
Harry x Gin was complete bullshit though.
Harry should have ended up with Luna.
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>>101377922
There's also the tiny little detail of who the main character is. It's especially bad in Deathly Hallows, where you could swear the scriptwriter misread the title and thought Hermione was the protagonist. They basically rewrote every single mildly exciting scene to make her the hero and erased pretty much everything Harry did.
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Hufflepuff is far and away the best house.

Also, gimme your wands niggaz.

14 1/2 inches, Hazel, Unicorn Hair, Unyielding.
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>>101377922
Wonder how pissy people would be if they made it into a World Masterpiece series.
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>>101378295
Oh God, the shipper faggots are here.

Let's try it. Based on what? Because I guarantee that your reasons are going to be either ridiculous exaggerations of the one single kind-sorta meaningful exchange they ever have, or made up bullshit from the movies.
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What would the OP and ED be like?
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>>101378184
>In the books however it's a much more natural progression

Read all the books, I don't see it honestly. He never had any feelings for her at all until suddenly HBP starts beating you over the head with it. Compared to Ron and Hermione, who you could see progress across 5 books, having Harry go from friend to madly in love in 1 book doesn't feel right.
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>>101378404
They'd be generic anime-styled ones, with shitty upbeat rock songs spend all their time flashing through the characters smiling or standing in cool poses. Voldemort and some Death Eaters would loom over a screen with a darker colour palette, with Harry, Ron and Hermione staring defiantly up at him during the bridge.

Then there'd be great one-off EDs focused on individual characters after the episodes they die in.
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>dat fucking peter pettigrew

are anime characters incapable of being ugly? he was a fucking rodent-human in the movie
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>>101378388
Harry x Ginny came out of fucking nowhere.
Harry was still in love with Cho in book 5 and then suddenly major angst happened and he fell in love with Ginny because she looks like his mom.
Luna was cute as fuck and Harry was the only one who didn't think she was crazy.
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>>101378619
And Snape was a greasy git with a huge nose.

And hermione had buckteeth.
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>>101378318
Shit, I havent looked at Pottermore in years. Completely forgot my wand.
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>>101378619
Small helpless boys are moe now.
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>>101372606
>Okay book Terrible terrible fucking ending Butchered movie 2: The rebutchering ?
Man OP I just don't know
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>>101378318
>Hufflepuff
Must have the highest suicide rate.
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>>101378708
As I thought, retarded shipper.

>Harry was still in love with Cho in book 5

Harry was infatuated with her until he actually started spending time with her and realized that on the whole, she mostly just tired him with her weeping and he didn't enjoy any of it.

>and then suddenly major angst happened

This is so vague it means nothing.

>and he fell in love with Ginny because she looks like his mom.

Nothing, ever, in any book or supplemental material ever, EVER says this. They don't look at alike at all besides hair being roughly in the same color spectrum. Except not that close since Lily was deep read and Ginny is bright orange ginger.

Besides, Harry's only reference for what his mother looked like was a picture Hagrid gave him when he was 11. He has no living memory of her at all.

>Harry was the only one who didn't think she was crazy.

Like everyone else, Harry thought she was mostly batshit crazy. The deep connetcion your insane shipper fantasies imagined is nowhere. Harry simply tunes out most of what she says because Luna actually IS pretty crazy and everyone knows it. Her friends appreciate she has virtues beyond that, but everyone mostly ignores her crazy shit.
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>>101378708
Halfway through book 5 Harry was completely done with Cho after she tried defending her friend for ratting them out to Umbridge. He was actually getting sick of her shit after their first date when she kept neuroticly bringing up/crying about Cedric.

After their fight about what Marietta did, Harry was pretty much done with her.
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>>101377651
Implying the ridiculous number of Draco/Hermione fanfics didn't make them already insane.
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>>101378318
>Not Slytherin
What a loser.
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>>101378708
>Luna was cute as fuck

She was bug-eyed and spastic looking.

>Harry was the only one who didn't think she was crazy.

Harry totally thinks she's crazy. As does everyone else. Because she totally is. Some people just like her in spite of that. Harry has absolutely nothing special with her, it's Ginny she supposedly hangs out with.
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>>101379056
Hufflepuffs are the MC's best friend in harem anime. He's a genuinely good guy who everybody likes, but man would it suck to be him.
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>>101378708
This is so divorced from anything even resembling something in the books that you have got to be crazy.

Also, newsflash: mostly everything Luna says is genuine insane tinfoil-hat blabber. Not even her friends believe her, and rightfully so. Harry least of all, they all find her weird crap endearing at best and irritating at times.
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Don't kill me, /a/

http://www.hypable.com/2014/02/01/jk-rowling-ron-hermione-relationship-regret-interview/
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>>101379548

Hermione can win if they do an animated version.
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...honestly?
in a heartbeat
the nostalgia + it would probably actually make for a pretty cool anime adaptation
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>mfw HP shipping wars on /a/
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>adaption of the books
Eh, maybe if just for the animation. Going through the same story a third time doesn't interest me much.
>original stories of school wizards doing wizard things
Take my money.
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>>101379548
I honestly never got Harry/Hermoine vibes in any of the books. Like ever. They always came across to me as completely platonic best friends and nothing more. Like Harry said in book 7; "I love her like a sister and I reckon she feels the same way about me. It has always been like that."
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>>101380277
The movies fucked everything up. Emma Watson Hermione is always there for Harry and basically renders Ron useless.
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>>101380277
>>101380277
I think up until PoA or some of GoF it could have gone either way. After that it was full on Ron/Hermione and Harry/Consolation Prize
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>>101372606
but i already did
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Can we all just agree that Ginny a shit? Never liked her.
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>>101380525
Agreed

Her relationship with Harry was pretty lazy too
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I hated Harry hooking up with Ginny.

If anything, Ginny should have been sisterzoned and not Hermione.

If anything, Harry hooking up with Fleur's younger sister or Luna would have been far more preferable than Ginny.
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>>101380459
source?
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>>101380599
Fuck off.
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>>101380525
She was alright until Harry suddenly decided he needed to give her the D. It was like she turned into a romance sue.

None of the girls really work for Harry, but I guess JK felt that the protagonist needed a love interest before finishing things.
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>>101380634
When you've given me the source, bro.
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>>101380599
>>101380667
Tweeny Witches.
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If the majority of wizards are so clueless about guns, why hasn't the CIA already captured wizards and keep them as lab rats?

Is it because Harry Potter as a story could only work since it is set in Britain where guns are illegal and only police and farmers can own guns but not even Britain's police can use guns full time.
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>>101380277
I think the reasoning was mostly that she was the female lead and he was the male lead, so people just assumed that they'd end up together. The fact that Ron was a cunt to her helped cut that third of the trio out of a love triangle to them.
After Harry's interaction with Luna at the end of the fifth book, where she pulls him out of his funk after Sirius died, I thought they'd end up together. He was basically a muggle mentally, and she believed in things so magical that even magic society scoffed at them, which is what I've always thought "opposites attract" should really be about, not just arguing with each other constantly.
I would've been fine with anything but Ginny, and I'm still convinced she love potioned him.
>Molly admits she love potioned Arthur, regales daughter of tales of it
>she's looking at love potions in the Weasley twins store
>Romilda Vane shows it's easy to sneak them in to Hogwarts
>Harry suddenly sprouts an envious green monster in his stomach whenever she's around

why does every harry potter thread turn into shipping, I just wanna talk about an Aurors spinoff
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>>101380667
Majo-chan Gakuen. You can thank me later.
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>>101380737
>I just wanna talk about an Aurors spinoff
I could really use this, fuck the Fantastic Beasts movie.
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>>101380730
I would imagine. Imagine if there was a wizard in an inner city slum here in the U.S.

>Nigga I know you just didn't point your wand at me
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>>101380692
Nice try, I already watched Tweeny Witches, bro.
>>101380742
Isn't this anime, bro, google doesn't find it.
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>>101380525
they got a really shit-tier girl to play her, I think. she wasn't a very fleshed out character in the books, either (none of them were, really, in hindsight) but jesus christ if ginny wasn't boring as fuck in the movies. I'm sure she's a lovely girl in real life, but CHRIST. No emotion whatsoever. Honestly, I wanted Luna/Harry when I was reading back in middle school. I kinda dig some crazy, and they seemed to get on well.
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>>101380773
After I saw this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WhhS2maFEs
ages ago I got depressed it didn't really exist. Some Canadians tried to make their own version of it but it was shitty.
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>>101380737
Who cares about an Aurors spin-off when Harry has plot armor so think only bad guys on Voldermort level will give him any challenge?
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>>101380816
We're not your bros, fuck off to >>>/r/
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>>101380816
Fuck off and stop posting, bro. We're not going to tell you what three seconds of effort will tell you yourself, bro. Knowledge given is meaningless; knowledge earned has meaning, bro.
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>>101380855
Why ask on /r/ if you can give me the answer straight away, bro?
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>>101380525
She had no personality until Rowling decided on "cunt" in the last two books
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>>101380837
I'd put him in a supporting role, who only shows up on the big cases. I'd also think that since the prophecy is gone and he's just a normal dude now he'd just be a mediocre wizard.
Nigga was lazy as fuck. I'm still mad he just dicked around in fucking MAGIC SCHOOL.
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>>101380793
Tom Riddle would have been killed in a drive-by shooting as a young boy had Harry Potter been set in America.

No Dark Lord would have even arisen in America.
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>>101380837
Come on, Harry only survived Death Eater fights because he was either fighting invisible or had his friends covering his back. I doubt he could've taken on Dolohov by himself.
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>>101380887
Stop pretending to be high and mighty. I demand that you give me the correct answer, bro!
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That Nightmares of Future Past fanfic is pretty swell. It even makes Ginny likable.
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>>101380923
It's not like Hogwarts had any great teachers or instructors.

Reading the books, it seems the characters improved their magic far more faster through self-study of restricted magic books than normal classroom lessons with a teacher.
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>>101380923
Yeah, fuck if I woke up as a god damn wizard I'd study my ass off.
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>>101381021
That was only for Defense against Dark Arts, though. I think Snape and the House Heads were supposed to be good teachers.
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>>101381067
No, you wouldn't. You would be the same nobody you are today.
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>>101381021
It seemed to me that Harry and Ron just dicked around playing chess and barely even did their homework. The school had clubs, a giant library, teachers who (apart from Binns, Trelawney and Snape) would be glad to give you some tutoring and some amazing sounding electives.
They chose fucking Divination because it'd be a bludge.
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>>101381067
Don't worry you just gotta stay pure until you're 30 and then you can be an Archmage
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>>101378318
>Gryfindor
Cool guys who don't afraid of anything. Bros.
>Slytherin
Rich assholes.
>Ravenclaw
Smart guys, good for an interesting discussion. Some are turbonerds though.
>Hufflepuff
The rejects. Us, except less bro-y
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>>101381021
there's your lesson of the day. True knowledge comes from outside the classroom, from experiences, not from lectures and assignments. It comes when you desire to seek it, not when you're assigned to read pages of it and regurgitate it back onto a scroll of X inches.
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Funny how wizards don't really wear any enchanted armor or body protection and even powerful wizards like Dumbledore just continue to wear cloaks.

Not even the Death Eaters wore armor.

My question is why?

If I'm heading off into battle, I would at least enchant my shoes to let me jump extra high or run fast but no one in the wizarding world seems to do this.

Also, you think Harry would attempt to get perfect eye vision prior to fighting Voldermort since him needing to wear glasses to see is a pretty big weakness in combat.

Humans have laser eye surgery while wizards can already regrow back human bone by drinking a potion in like a few hours.

Why didn't Harry get some new eyeballs?
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>>101381123
Care of Magical Creatures sounded pretty fucking cool, pity it was being taught by a guy who had no idea how to teach in his first two years.

>>101381173
You're making too much sense anon, stop it
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Isn't Harry Potter a girls book?
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All Voldemort needed to do was hire a gunman to take out Harry while he was with his uncle.
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>>101379548
Rowling did a lot of shit poorly. I'm still baffled at how even at the very end all the slytherins were evil racist assholes aside from slughorn and snape. You'd think she'd take the opportunity to have some deflect as proof the house stereotype was wrong.
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>>101381121
I'm willing to bet most people here would be studying the shit out of magic purely because it's easy to quantify your learning. With maths or history or sciences it's basically just memory of different things and formula which is pretty hard to see progress with, with magic the difference between knowing how to shoot fireballs and knowing how to shoot fireballs AND lightning is pretty clear cut.
It's the videogame learning factor.
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>>101381173
Harry Potter is written by a woman anon.
They tend not to patch the most basic of plotholes like, why don't they just use guns?
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>>101381269
>all Macbeth had to do was NOT kill all those dudes
suspension of disbelief, my friend.
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>>101381159
I actually saw it as kind of gay the Gryffindor got to absorb Hufflepuff's trait by virtue of being the "hero" house. Gryffindors are apparently both brave AND loyal, as opposed to Ravenclaw's smarts, Slytherin's evilness, and Hufflepuff's had no tangible qualities to speak of.

Really, Gryfindor should be the house of the brave and Hufflepuff should be the house of the loyal.

They ought to be the house for people who value being a bro.
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>Hate spiders
>Mfw second movie
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>>101381299
Snape was one too, he just also loved his waifu more than he hated Mudbloods.
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>>101381230
fuckoff jerrid, you are more annoying than draco
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>>101381347
Slytherin was actually purebloods, wasn't it?
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>>101381343
Macbeth had real and measurable in-universe motivations for the shit he did, anon.
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>>101381269
>my wand doesn't work on his
>better hunt down a mythical super wand that may or may not exist to kill him with
>just shooting him would be silly

Fucking Riddle.
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Why didn't they just use the fucking Time Turner more often? Why didn't someone use it to kill Merope or kid Riddle?
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How come there wasn't any sex scandal in all those years of Harry attending Hogwarts?

Why didn't you ever hear of people having sex in the dorms?

I know guys can't really go to the girls dorms but a girl can go to a guys dorm.

And even then, a staircase that removes its steps when a boy walks on them is barely an obstacle for a horny boy.

Just use a magic spell to make your hands and feet extra sticky and you should be able to crawl up the girls staircase like Spiderman.

I bet wizards don't even need to use condoms so casual sex should be more frequent among wizards, right?

And speaking of that, I wonder if the concept of porn exists among wizards.

I find it bullshit how not even Ron has porn mags.

These aren't healthy males at all.

And they are also not British males.

I know British newspapers and mags like showing tits all the time.

Yet, you never hear Ron having a hot female wizard poster at all.
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>>101381347
I try to picture it from an outsiders perspective, since we only got Harry's.
Like, I'd think the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaw's would see the Gryffindor's as self righteous, pompous douchebags. They're all headstrong, stubborn and hotheaded.
Look at Cormac McLaggan. That's what I think the others stereotype Gryffindors as.
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>>101381389
Isn't Draco a dragons name?
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>>101381447
>Not understanding that the time turner creates stable loops
>Anything they would have changed had already been changed
Man seriously. The book was so obvious about how it worked.
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>>101381431
He hates everything muggle, remember?
He wouldn't use a gun, it's beneath him.
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>>101381269
Come on, all Voldermort had to do was commit arson by throwing some moltov cocktails onto Harry's uncle's house and basement.

Harry would be burned alive or inhaled enough fumes to chock to death.
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>>101381448
Man you know Dumbledore was sucking someones dick in the Room of Requirement. He acted like he didn't know what it was so he could get away with it.
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>>101381448
>I bet wizards don't even need to use condoms so casual sex should be more frequent among wizards, right?
Bewitching your semen sounds like a pain every time.
>I find it bullshit how not even Ron has porn mags.
>Yet, you never hear Ron having a hot female wizard poster at all.
Sirius had a bunch of posters in his room, and maybe Ron had a few mags hidden away. 4-poster bed would be convenient if you wanted a private fap.
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>>101381447
Why didn't Gandalf just fuckin' fly you to the god damn volcano on his fuckin' eagles you furry footed faggot?

I don't know.
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>>101381394
Well, we're told in the books that Gryffindor is for the brave, Ravenclaw is for intelligent, Slytherin is for the clever, and Hufflepuff is supposedly for those who are loyal and unafraid of toil.

The way it works out is that Gryffindors are shining paragons of all standard heroic traits, Ravenclaws are mentioned as being smart but you never actually see one, Slytherins are flat out evil, and Hufflepuffs suck really bad except for Diggory who was really good but gets killed for winning the Triwizard Tournament.

Gryffindors most obnoxiously co-opted Hufflepuffs defining trait of loyalty, and it's never really mentioned in the books. You can be super brave without giving a shit about other people. ex: Every ancient Greek hero ever.
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>>101381589
You're expecting too much for a woman writer.
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>>101381413
true, I'm not making the best example with Macbeth. Just the first thing that came to mind.
>his wife
>his drive for power ( i know there's a better word for that)
>impatience
>questionable mental stability
shitty example, my bad.
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>>101381615
Sad, isn't it?
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>>101381589
>Ravenclaw is for intelligent
>two of the smartest characters in the series are Gryffindors (Dumbledore and Hermione)
>Merlin and Snape were Slytherins
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Doujins of James NTR Snake and Harry NTR Ron when.
Voldemort x Bellatrix OTP.
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> draco eyeing neville
sick
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Reading Harry Potter only strengthened my desire to enslave wizards.

Anyone else feel the same?

These wizard folk have grown too arrogant.

Video related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw9bny88OuY
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>>101381589
>Live in Florida
>Go to islands of adventure
>Check out Harry Potter area
>Pretty cool place, nice rides
>Fucking everything is expensive as fuck though
A chocolate frog cost $30 IIRC. I also think it sucked that I got picked during the Olivander show, yet I didn't get to keep the wand (You can buy them, but they're around $30. I'm not paying that much for a stck.)
Butterbeer is fucking delicious though.
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>>101381685
>the only Ravenclaw we really see is batshit insane
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>>101373828
Doujins when.
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>>101381667
The issue is that suspension of disbelief only ever works if you're given a reason to suspend it. Macbeth is totally in line with his character through the entirety of the play, so really you don't ever suspend your disbelief.

That's what good authors do. They set up situations and in-universe laws that prevent you from ever having to use "suspension of disbelief" in the first place.

When characters act out of line with previous motivation, or you fail to fully exploit the mechanics of your own universe, you've generated a problem.

>>101381685
Well, to be fair, Ravenclaw is for the intelligent. Hermione would have almost certainly ended up there if not for her super irritating Tumblr SJW personality.

For all we know Merlin was a super shitty wizard with great PR.

And would you really call Dumbledore smart? After all the shit he pulls?
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>>101381724
>voldy X Bellatrix
remind anyone else of maybe a certain Jester of Death and his lovely assistant?
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>>101381782
I'd probably grab a Hufflepuff scarf or something.

I wonder if they have bathrobes that look like the House Robes.
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>>101381817
>And would you really call Dumbledore smart? After all the shit he pulls?
Booksmart, yeah
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>>101381817
>And would you really call Dumbledore smart? After all the shit he pulls?

For all his mistakes things still go keikaku doori in the end.
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How come ghosts don't get a chance to move on to the afterlife?

Doesn't it contradict one of the 3 laws of magic which is basically a ripoff of Newtown's laws?

Being dead means you shouldn't have the energy left to sustain a ghost's existence.
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>>101381753
Holy fucking shit I'm dying that's hilarious he's fucking killing the dude by reciting chemistry and phsyics 101 oh god the jewizard
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>>101381817
You're totally right, kinda made passionate love to the pooch on this one (didn't call the next day tho). No excusing laziness on Mrs. Rowling's part.
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>>101381589
I always thought it would have made sense that Hufflepuffs should have been the artists and craftsmans and writers. Basically huffpo's shoulda been the house for the creative and artistic types. Sorta the hippie house... at least it would have given them an identity beyond "you're in hufflepuff because you exist."
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>>101381782
Shit they'd be crazy to not overcharge for that stuff. HP merchandise is still a god damn goldmine.
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>>101372606
You know, i might, if it was animated by someone who isnt terrible
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>>101381753
Hm...We do have guns...And they do act pretty high-and-mighty...

>That video
My sides have left the plane of existence.
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>>101382036
Yeah, from a business standpoint it's fucking genius.
From a consumer standpoint though, that shit be whack yo.
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>>101381979

It might be fanon, but Ghosts are just residual images sustained by ambient magic. They're not "people" in any sense, however they may appear.

The alternatives to that seem more than a little terrifying to contemplate.

>>101381948
They go JUST AS PLANNED by author fiat, not by any logical in-universe explanation. Dumbledoor's plan required he either be literally omniscient and extremely callous or incredibly, ridiculously lucky.

>>101381899
Touche. Point taken.
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>>101381990
>>101382048
Flight of Dragons is a pretty god tier movie.

It has both dragons and hobbits.
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>>101372606
Too long
Too many plotholes
Too many shitty characters
Too much inexplicably retarded wizardry-for-the-sake-of-wizardry bullshitery
Terrible villain
Only a few redeemable side characters
Boring as fuck world
Bland as fuck protagonist
Sports arcs
Lots of other interesting places and characters only shown in passing that never got explored
My opinion > your opinion
Rowling a shit
Not Animorphs animu
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>>101372606
Yes, obsessively.
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Fuck no
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I never did watch the movies past number 4.
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Would you watch an anime based in the kingkiller chronicle?
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>>101382407
Yes, I still need to read the Wise Mans Fear, And it's been ages since I last read the Name of the Wind.
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>>101381753
Oh, fuck.
I must have seen this movie 600 times as a kid, fuck.

That OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWiZs4NsJY4
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>>101382407
Probably not.

It's pretty good to read, but Kvothe animated would be a whiny faggot and there wouldn't be enough emphasis on the cool parts of the world.

Part of the fun is discovering the world alongside Kvothe in the books, but just having to watch him be an occasionally likable Sue would get boring.

Also, the second season would be fucking terribad. 4 episodes of him fucking the fairy chick, 3 episodes of him getting assreamed by retarded muh-feelings barbarians.
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> 4 episodes of him fucking the fairy chick
and how is that bad?
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>>101382585
>4 episodes of him fucking the fairy chick
So uh...where can I read this book online?
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>>101380923
To be fair most of the time he fucked off was because he loved magic sports (one of his only connections to his dad) or because the most evil guy in their society was trying to kill him again. He mostly just sucked at potions (which I would agree was terrible because they were near infinitely useful) if you want to talk about him being lazy. He was pretty good at most of the stuff.
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>>101382735
He spent a lot of time dozing around playing chess and doing nothing in the common room because Ron kept dragging him down.
He was basically a slacker, he would've been Jason Segel from Freaks and Geeks if not for Voldemort.
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>>101382821
If my chess pieces beat each other like they'd owed it money, I play chess a lot too.
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>>101372704
this
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HERMIONE STRONK
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>>101372606
I want to see Hagrid in anime form. I just want to see how someone would try to make the big, hairy man into kawaii 2D
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>>101381448
It's an all ages series AND written by a woman.
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>>101373403
>What're you guys talking abo-
>look her up

I usually have a thing for redheads but that pic of her in 2011 on her wikipedia is unflattering as hell.
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>>101383446
I've always thought she was just ridiculously unphotogenic myself.
This will always be my mental image of her though.
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>>101381782
Oh hey, I visited Florida and I went there, too. That shit was great, man. Didn't get to try that butterbeer, though, maybe next time.
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I would watch an adaption of hpmor.

All that keikaku doori
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>>101381515
I never knew I could love another man so much before I saw this scene
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>>101383766
Holy shit
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>tfw no slytherin ojou sama to bully you and mock you for your low birth
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>>101384203
What the ever loving fuck.
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>>101384203
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Hi there.
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>>101384300
The flesh, it decays fast.
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>>101384391
Is that the one with him as a ravenclaw?
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>>101384472
Yeah.

But it's mostly a love-hate fic. So some people go mad upon seeing it.
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>>101383123
why is her name so fun to say I could just keep saying ER MOY INNY all day
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>>101384494
I liked it at first, but Quirrel rubbed me the wrong way and I lost interest.
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>>101384556
Really? I'd say Quirrel is the best character in it.
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>>101384556
the author said that because harry got an int boost so does his enemy. so everything is much more "plans within plans" instead of card-carrying villainy.

I loved the part where he apparently placed one of the horcrux on the pioneer plaque. It's so munchkin that i can vividly imagine the trollface he must have had when he came up with the plan.
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>>101384583

Its hard to explain, but when I'm reading a "what if" story, I expect the differences to be related to the original change of the what-if. With Quirrell he just seemed different just for the sake of being different, to the point it might as well have been an OC replacement.

Admittedly I have no clue if the Quirrell change is clarified later on to reasonably be linked to Harry having different foster parents, so there's that.
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>>101384770
Well, somewhat prevalent theory to what Quirrell's plan is would probably include Quirrell placing Harry to his foster parents.

And the author says he had the whole story planned from the start and will tie up everything neatly, so there's that too.
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>>101384770

It is basically clarified later on.

Rather than some douche possessed by Voldemort's wraith, he's flat-out Voldemort and he's just as or more intelligent than Harry.
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>>101382407
For sure, the wait for The Doors of Stone is killing me.
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Sugita is definitely Fred and George.
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>>101378567
>this

mein sides
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Weren't they making a movie about Luna's hubbie?
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>>101378567
>Then there'd be great one-off EDs focused on individual characters after the episodes they die in.
And I'm Home comes to mind.
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>>101378318
12.5 inches, maple, jaco's own bass string, funky
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>>101372704
Can't handle the 3DPD, faggot?
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>>101386988
>Bellatrix

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>101386988
why is pansy snape?

also dat fucking narcissa. malfoy you fucking dog.
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Only real OTP
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>>101387215
mnf dat tonks
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>>101382821
>Freaks and Geeks

finally some good taste itt
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We've had this newfaggot thread a quadrillion times already. And you people still fall for it?
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>>101386988
Hermione is too moe. She's a nerd, I can imagine her to look more like Tomoko.
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>>101387537
Hermoine is Taiga according to the japanese.
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>>101387282

To be fair a bullet wouldn't do shit to a horcrux.
Hermione explained that no amount of physical violence is actually going to harm the soul inside.
You could nuke it and it just wouldn't work. Have to use something soul-destroying, like basilisk venom.

I wonder if you could chuck it at a dementor and they'd eat it like candy.
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>>101380817
She actually turned out pretty qt unlike Luna
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>>101387592
transfigure 1kg of antimatter and see how it holds up against that
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>>101387637
Pic unrelated? Because it's disgusting.
All 3dpd tend to become less attractive during the aging process.
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>>101388067
Even if you hate 3dpd you must admit that she looks good compared to other 3dpd. Unless you're unable to see them as anything but shit.
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Even when I was a kid I couldn't get into Harry Potter.
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>>101388143
>Unless you're unable to see them as anything but shit

Welcome to /a/.
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>>101381546

Dumbledore would only suck someone off if they used that potion to turn them into his husbando.
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>>101382178

Albus was callous, remember he and his boyfriend wanted to take over the world during their days of youth for the greater good.

That'll be an awesome story to tell. Damn it.
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>>101382266
>Animorphs animu
This anon knows what's up.
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>>101381448
>How come there wasn't any sex scandal in all those years of Harry attending Hogwarts?
All ages book.

>Why didn't you ever hear of people having sex in the dorms?
All ages book.

>I know guys can't really go to the girls dorms but a girl can go to a guys dorm.
Plot needs.

>And even then, a staircase that removes its steps when a boy walks on them is barely an obstacle for a horny boy.
Prefect patrols and probably unmentioned countermeasures.

>Just use a magic spell to make your hands and feet extra sticky and you should be able to crawl up the girls staircase like Spiderman.
Magic usage alarms. Prefects would be all over that shit.

>I bet wizards don't even need to use condoms so casual sex should be more frequent among wizards, right?
Probably, but again, kids book.

>And speaking of that, I wonder if the concept of porn exists among wizards.
See above.

>I find it bullshit how not even Ron has porn mags.
KIDS, BOOK.

>These aren't healthy males at all.
Just pretend they're whacking off and boning off-page.

>And they are also not British males.
Are so. They're born in England and male.

>I know British newspapers and mags like showing tits all the time.
Yep.

>Yet, you never hear Ron having a hot female wizard poster at all.
Probably against school regs. Also, kids book.
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>>101372909
But nargles!



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