Why is Iffy the best?
Iffy is great but I can't say Pluru/Iris isn't the best.
She's like a wild beast that I obsess over the capture of, however I know her power and beauty would diminish in captivity. I will never have her.
IF makes me want to pound boypussy.
Why is blanc such a BULLY!
Wasn't IF straight in the first game?
All of the neps were always straight, and always will be.
Not much guy characters in the series anyway.
It seems you posted the incorrect character.
It's okay though.
HDN1 Iffy, or the other iterations?
One is a pure maiden, the other is filthy dyke scum.
I love every iffy
>tfw finally have enough money saved to buy a PS3
Thinking of buying the Neptunia games and join in all the threads and stuff.
I bought a PS3 just because of this anime when it aired but still haven't got around to buying the Neptunia games. Got PS Plus and have been distracted with other games whenever I fire it up.
Why is Noire so delicious?
I'm going to buy both the PS3 and the Neptunai games but I don't know if I should start with the first game or not.
Also is it dual audio? I checked some youtube videos and the dub is pretty bad.
I want Noire to sit on my face.
No idea, but I certainly hope so.
>Playing a Neptunia game without hearing KanaHana or Yui Hoire
I can't imagine it.
Don't worry, they're dual audio.
yes on dual audio.
start with MK2
This makes me so happy.
I want to abuse this smile.
whoops, forgot pic.
Nepgear is pure
Pure imouto materiel for playful abusing.
Please no bully Nepgear
resident evil and final fantasy are better
What if I made it up to her by taking her for some ice cream later?
At full force, under the covers in every position, holding hand with the lights on while twitling her clit every step of the way.
>No nep in the name
We have been over this guys...
Whose who here?
I want to bend Iffy over a table and turn her straight.
That would be nice
Iffy looks great in anything
Who is the brown catgirl supposed to be?
Sexy as fuck, that's who.
You're right about being sexy. Iffy still best though
Would you a Rei?
Pururururuurururu isn't what?
Id say she references monster hunter.
Shame I never played MH even though I heard many good things about it.
>Never played MH
I feel so sorry for you anon...MH for PS3 FUCKING WHEN!?
MH and Idol confirmed for best.
metal gear solid
>So many new flat chested girls
I want to molest them all!
I'd rather molest Snake
Think about this way. You molest "Snake", she listens to your orders and the two of you proceed to spy on Noire in bath. Then you molest Noire which opens the whole harem for you
Explains her hairstyle is based on the 2nd best girl of iM@S
I'll leave the harem to her and go for uni instead then.
There are so many things I want to say about this but...Oh God my dick...
Are they all part of Noire's harem?
Pretty much, including the 3 goddesses.
I want to be a part of Noire's harem. But I want more Noire in a suit
This game will be so much fun, helps that I like SRPGs.
I'd rather have Noire as part of my harem
where is justice ?
I would a Rei so hard.
As long as she doesn't go HDD.
Iffy in all forms is love.
In the Netherworld
Tied down to my bed, getting her perfectly flat chest licked by me.
Funny because that true
I want to do lewd things to her.
Last time someone tried that she went full chuuni. I will satisfy myself with Blanc and Noire
The way she waggles her butt in HDN1 and RB1 when she runs is too much for me.
>she went full chuuni
Goo. I can make it a game and have my way with her at the same time.
I'd fuck her ass till it wiggle no more.
That's Compa's title.
Fight me. I will protect Iffy
When will Red come back?
I want her to sit directly on my face, and suck me dry.
Uni is my UNIverse.
I would like to see Neptune playing with corpses. If you know what I mean...
She has a nice butt
I WON'T LET THIS HAPPEN
I want to fuck her so bad holy shit.
A-am I ready for these threads after I have watched the anime and played those games? I'm currently going through MK2 game and watched a few episodes.
MK2 game felt really bad at the beginning, but now after 15 hours I love it. Even that battlesystem doesn't bother anymore after getting many new skills. I really need to get Victory after this.
Well, these threads have gotten very shitty, so even if you didn't know anything about the whole damn thing and just wanted to stick it in Neptune, you'd fit right in.
>A-am I ready for these threads
These threads are like zombies. They died long ago. It's just that our love keeps us here.
And occasional manga translation, that reminds someone on nepgen said he would be scannin something later this week.
NEPTUNIA IS COMING TO PS4 GET HYPE
So, I just picked up the first HDN. Is there anything I should know about the battle system? I know the game catches a lot of flak for it.
nep break everything
You can change your potion setup if you aren't mid-combo, so you can heal better.
I love Pururut and IH.
Stop fucking making Neptunia threads without Nep somewhere in teh OP, asshole.
It's not that big an issue. Besides, varied names can do wonders for keeping out more unsavory parties.
different colored Neptunias???
you have more of that?
Corrupted or evil Goddess?
Not really. Green Heart made her wet in the first game.
Is there a list of what the girls in this image represent or a translated version of the image we can see?
MonHun, Dragon Quest, Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil and Final Fantasy are my particular favourites from this.
Fuck, I really want to place this game
Of course. Delicious body and dat Yu Kobayashi voice
Yep. This game is practically "Everybody loves Noire: The game"
I'd break her phone
That's a weird way of saying "Break her hymen"
Why not both at the same time?
But I hate Niore
I want to punch Noire
That just means you have a terminal case of shit taste.
You can actually make any of the 4 megamis kiss one another in the game.
Have you no manners? Why would you punch a girl? Especially a Goddess?
I wonder how much bullying would it take for Nowa to start shouting Nowas.
Would carry Blanc like a princess
Would make guild with Vert
Would play games with Nep
Would be friends with Noire And fuck her backstage with love
Because I hate them
>Would carry Blanc like a princess
She'd just punch you. She isnt particularly nice to people she doesnt know.
Read the intro about mechanics on gamefaqs
Don't let Neptune die or else you lose shares permanently.
>Nep can't die
I swear that sounds like some RPG VN level bullshit
I have no idea what do you mean but that's a cute(altough a bit creepy) moel
The games are RPGs.
I know, I just meant it like...Some bullshit mechanic that you would see in Visual Novel with rpg gameplay like Kamidori. I guess the joke didn't work
What you mean more Vert?
>You will never raise a large and happy family with Beru Beru
>You will never play games with Nep Nep and help her with work when she needs to grind shares
>You will never cuddle with the incredible softness that is Pururu and hear her softly snoring away, her small flat chest gently rising up and down and she snuggles closer against you for warmth
On a HEALTH scale, how HEALTHY is Beru?
Epitome of HEALTH. Aphrodite herself would upon her visage and weep.
>You will never sit down with Blanc on a cold night and read books together. She will never fall asleep on your shoulder, and you will never stay like that for the whole night just to not wake her up
We sure are hitting the suicide level quickly today
All we need is a Noirebro, and the ritual is complete.
>You will never spend weeks making costumes for the upcoming Gamindustri Anime-Con and go with Nowaru-chan as Naked Snake and Eva and after the long hot day princess carry her home to the Basilicom and convince her to shirk her goddessly duties so you can collapse in bed together.
Still waiting for that Apocalypse/End of the world/Ragnarok
...I mean that I want this world to end so that no one has to suffer because they can't be with their waifus
You should help this world BRB Gamindustri and claim that it was all for the greater good and out of love for your goddess.
Unrelated to Nepus but I want to ask anyway.
Now that Oneechan is dead, I tried Appchan X, but I'm not really digging it.
What are my fellow neppers using right now?
5pb being a lewd slut like always in return.
As if I'd let you die so easily.
Don't talk shit about 5pb., you scum.
It's just her persona on stage, she just has to act like that for her fans and to sell tickets. I'm sure she's not actually like that off-stage.
But your reaction man, take it down a notch.
Just part of the game.
>5pb isn't a lewd slut
Well, I'm convinced.s
Are you actually holding up fan art as canon?
different colored Vert. like Neptune, Noire, or Blanc-colored Vert.
5pb a cute.
>start with Mk2
Yeah, because starting with the worst game of the main franchise is a good thing.
She is, but that tattoo or whatever throws her design off and looks retarded.
Poor Iffy. Being turned into a raging lesbian at the hands of her creators.
But Victory is the worst game in the main franchise.
The worst game of the main franchise is HDN.
It's like you think this is a choice.
Can I let them pick eachother?
I'm playing it right now, it's on par with MK2.
HDN was the only "good" game of this franchise, with a decent plot and good gameplay.
your post is bad and you should feel bad
Ok so disregarding the whole 5pb thing.
Let me try again.
What are my fellow neppers using? Because vanilla seems to boring now.
In return Nepgear being rapebait like always.
>Cave, Chika and 5pb lewds
I love it. Three criminally underrated girls that deserve more fanart.
Don't talk shit about Nepgear, you scum.
I had a lot more fun with Victory in 2 hours than I did with Mk2 in 11. Then again, opinions.
Well, I'm convinced.s
I actually wasn't trying to convince anyone of anything, I just wanted to post that.
But that guy did post official Tsunako art.
That means that Neptune, Noire, Blanc and Vert are rapebait too, then.
I have no dog here.
Now you are catching on!
You can keep using oneechan, it isn't broken yet. And i'm sure someone will make a fork to keep updating it.
>Rom and Ram bullying Blanc
Fucking finally. Blanc deserves what she gets from those two.
whoa! where that comes from?!
That's fucking retarded, and so are you.
Just shut up and fap, anon.
How about no, you don't tell me what I waste my life essences on.
That's not Compa,Nisa,Blanc,Nepgear, or Vert.
Fucking fap, you faggot.
It's not going to work, unless you're trying to give me a heart attack.
I'll settle for the heart attack then.
Thats not fucking faiHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
Not him but oh god stop or you'll kill innocent bystanders
Anon uses cute Nep
It's super effective!
You are brining out the big fucking guns now, anon
I will join in then.
Damn you. I'm never going to fap, but the heart is not so easily reigned in.
Looks like Blanc's cumming.
Give in to the moe.
Only Nepu I've every fapped to is Uni.
I want to make Blanc cum.
I find both Lastation sisters highly fappable. And I also find them the most lovable, but that is just me.
I rather cum in her.
Something about the red eyes, black hair, slender bodies and lightly tsun but with a whole lot of dere qualities that makes both of them extremely attractive.
Will Red return in the first game remake?
>You will never loving fuck Blanc until she tells you she's ready and then cum inside her, overwhelming her sense and causing her to cum as well, leaving you together in a loving embrace, cumming simultaneously
Don't be selfish Anon, you need to make sure she's satisfied too.
She's in Re;birth 2 apparently.
I think you mean most bangable.
I'd pet her head afterwards, too.
Red is back from the dead
Best Nep right here.
I want to bully her and give her a hug when she starts to tear up and pat her head. Then I'll treat her and the square to ice cream or sweets.
I just notices how nice her legs are.
>you will never tickle the back of her knees with your tongue.
Would you a Uni?
as in pat her head?
Need more of this.
i would unhook her dress and her bra.
I would take her out to lunch.
you have more of that? corrupt Purple Heart/Neptune?
I would do unspeakable things to Uni.
I bet you're creative enough to speak a few.
Ḩ̸̸̜̞̩̥̺͈͔͔̫͕͙̬̥͢͢ͅẸ̯̹̖͕͕̼͙̥͚̹̀͠R̵̺͈̼̰̻̘̺̳̰̜̫͟͢͡ͅE̶̕͏͏͙̜̗͎̲̱͕̮̠͓̘̺͎ ̵̨̗͙̻̟̺͙̳͍̜͚̦̺͉̹̖̫̕͘͜W͡҉̵̦̪̺̫̣͖̦̪̣͈̮̦̘̙͕͕ͅO̷̷̙̠̤͢ ̵̛͏̸̦̱͈͉̺͕̭͚̗G̮͕͕͇͇̞̠͙̯̀Ó̸͍͚̠̣̖̞͚̼̘̳͉͕̮̹͘͟
̨̥̹͉̣̬͇̤̹͍̼͕͈̻̦̫̘̞̘̀G͉̰͚̩͈̻̬̞̼̩̣̤̳̞͍͕̰͟Ơ̷̵̛͖̫̗̳̭̩̟̼͔̠ͅÒ͎͓̖̩̤̪͔͍̤̟̼͈̹̕͜D͏̞̺̩̬̦̣͈̫͈̘̫̤̰ ̀͏̸҉͍̭̪͎͉͙̲͕͖̣̠͎͕͍̤̟͓̤̺T͏̶̹̥̬͍̫̞̭͍̹͎̱̙̮͝ͅO̶̧͎̖͖͍͎̬ ̸̷̫̠̪̪̼̣͎̠̝͓͘ͅĢ̵̲̗͇̩̤͕͚̹̖͖̠̣͜͡O̶͘͠͏̨̫̪̖̮̬̥̖ͅ
I would kiss Noire's lips.
Great taste, bro
T̶o͠ ̀i͡n̵v̢o̧k̷e ͢t͠h͝e hi͠v͢e-͏mi͘nd ̴r̨ep̴r͘ęs̛en͡t̨i͘n͝g P̵ud̸d͘i͜ng͠.͢
̛I̶n͘v͢o͟ki̢n̡g͏ ̢th͠e̵ ̷f̸e͞e̴líņg̕ ̕o̵f L̸azy̶.
W̶i͏th ̵o̕u͠t ̴care.̧
̵The҉ ̛Hy̢pérdi̷me̷n̵s̀io҉n h̛iv̴e-̷m͞ind̀ of́ lazy.͢ Ne͞pNep͜.
́Sh͏e͡ ̛who ̛Wa͞iţś ҉ON ̨the ͝Cou̕ch̶.̸
I want to bully Noire.
>́Sh͏e͡ ̛who ̛Wa͞iţś ҉ON ̨the ͝Cou̕ch̶.̸
Nope, that is the only one I have.
>́Sh͏e͡ ̛who ̛Wa͞iţś ҉ON ̨the ͝Cou̕ch̶.̸
I laughed hearily
Took me awhile to fit it in with out making it too big for 4chan.
>and the square
Can you imagine taking a nap with Histy?
She can fit under you armpit.
I'd pat her womb with my penis if you know what I mean.
I want to bully her till she locks herself in her room and refuses to come out.
All hail Tsunako, Queen of lewd
Uni can say no, but her body says yes!
What does it say?
Nep will soon experience the pleasure of being Histy'd inside.
Looks like the other way around.
I want her to be tsun towards me
I cum on you twice a day to show you how much I love you.
it's the opposite anon
IF is the one who create Compa
I want to Bully her With NepNep.
And tell her I was only joking.
Which Nepu would you bully?
My D is ready.
I want to punch Noire.
THERE WILL BE HARMING OF THE NEPUS.
Careful now, Edgemaster. You punching her would do 2 HP damage. Her punching you would likely kill you.
I would bully Noire, She deserves it more than anyone.
Something about that makes it sound funny and badass at the same time
I'd bully Vert all day and night.
I'd bully the fuck out of you for having such shit tastes.
Why? She's cute, too. Not my fav, but I would give her some love.
>tfw can't find any decent Uni doujins
Fuck you guys posting lewd Uni
Why would you bully her if you like her?
Muh nigga, I would a lovingly bully the Beru, and the go on a lengthy raid with her and shout at teammates for not buffing us properly and have a laugh.
> Not my fav,
She needs love too. I would do it in a loving way.
I rather spend all night playing shoot'em ups and such. I'm MMO'd out till TESO comes out.
I want to do her in this position.
Nepgear's outfit makes Uni look like a giant slut
I am too, but i'd be willing to play for Beru.
This tightness in my pants.
I would love to fill iffy's mouth with my own 'eggplant'
Iffy is love.
I cant believe how incredibly hard this episode made me.
I want to NTR Compa with her.
Because she represents Idea Factory. Also, dat flatness.
>all these IF bros
Where were you guys when the anime was airing?
She is the best girl to make lewd with. She may be he purest and cutest of the Nepus, so corrupting her is the most satisfying.
Uni really doesn't have any doujins
I stayed away from Nep threads when the anime was airing. Too much /v/ during those times.
I just started with the series. Iffy is truly the best. I wish I was watching the anime when it was airing.
I was here. She's not my favorite girl, but she's my favorite maker.
Save for two that she's in.
Both being violated by Nepgear.
I've always been here, and I know the bestif filename guy has too.
>She may be he purest and cutest of the Nepus
THATS A GOOD ONE, ANON
On the other board.
art style looks like one of the official manga, not sure which one though.
ur a faget
It's from Hello New World manga by Dengeki.
Fight me, faggot.
I fell in love with her when I played HDN in 2011. Shame the other games just made her look like an aggressive dyke.
One of the many reasons why I didn't like Mk so much outside of the gameplay improvement from the first.
She seemed to be more bitchy and a nagger than how chill she was in HDN1.
Someone should really recolor that red eye.
>Babies die all the time! It's survival of the fittest!
Forcing Iffy to wear girly clothes is always delicious.
Scans never ;_;
I don't even remember that part, but I liked Iffy since HDN1 but didn't like how she turned out on Mk2, if you're implying she didn't change at all.
I just had the most lewd image in my mind just now of eating Uni out and spiting into her pussy to lube it up before I stuck my dick in. It was vivid and lewd as hell. Brb, going to fap till m dick falls off.
Didn't mean to quote.
>Iffy off to the side, Buran cuddling against dem berus
I've always liked IFxCompa and BeruxBuran, but now I kinda want to see a BuranxBeruxIffy love triangle.
>not wanting the Iffy harem instead
You and I both know Beru gets joy from pursuing the target, and once's she's conquered her mark she discards them like a used condom.
Nah, she keeps them around like a trophy, only to be used again for maybe an hour before she tires of her.
I can do this all day bro
Who let this faggot in here?
Who know, just some more yuri or cute girls.
Oh holy shit, someone disagrees with you.
Is "disagreeing" your term for "acting autistic over nothing"?
The things I'd do to her.
You just exploded my penis, there's blood everywhere and it hurts.
I hope you're happy
Post the most adorable/cute picture of a Nepu, someone else tries to top you.
I'll start off.
Avoiding the threads.
Can I use 2 nepus?
Why not? He did.
I'm in love.
get back to /vg/nepgen.
Not the sa-
What the fuck is on her left ass check?
Need more Iffy
I would a Iffy, hard.
I see perflation.
Question: When do I get to fuck them?
In your dreams or hang yourself to get there faster.
Who's your favorite maker, /a/?
Never. They're lesbian.
Bi at least. I will say there are few who are hard core carpet lickers.
Can't possibly see why people would by that game then.
It's a non-ero jrpg. Cute girls doing cute quests.
>Cute girls doing cute quests.
Oh just kill me now.
/nepgen/ pls go
I want to bully this smile.
I want to demolish it.
Preferably with my penis.
Thread's deader than JUSTICE!
I miss her everyday.
No, she lives on in our hearts.
She lives on Disgaea games.
Gust on the other hand...
Have you not been coming to the threads?
It's the whole reason why we call Nepgear a monster.
But Nepgear didn't kill her.
>Nobody left in the thread
Umm, thanks anon, but that isn't really necessary.
Why is that cute boy not wearing shorts?
Appreciating neps is always necessary
>clearly visible lumps in the chest
Because he's about to /ss/ with that christmas cake
Well, I'm here for the next 16 minutes if that means anything.
The art isn't even that great, but the image itself is so adorable that I can forgive it.
souls = shares
Well, in Demon's Souls the angle is that the more souls from humans and demons you use to strengthen yourself, the less human you become, eventually becoming a Demon yourself.
So you pretty much become Conquest Route Nepgear
There are raws up of all three volumes somewhere.
The Gods are just dudes with lots of souls anyway.
What if we gather enough souls, so many souls in fact that we are transformed into a goddess?
And then we get to spend the rest of our days schlicking?
The beginning of your quest is just one step away.
so does she ever get her nursing certificate or what
>She barely heals your team.
>Other characters become better healers.
What do you think?
I wish she at least appeared in the anime.
i shall never forgive her for killing my one and only waifu!
What do anons do when their waifu dies in their series?
Sorry anon. ;__;
Anyone here actually played the games?
I think a large majority of us have.
I've plat'd all 3.
played every Neptune game out there besides PP.
Even though I have the LE for it.
I couldn't bring myself to play more than half of the first one, what with it being absolutely filled with some of the worst game design I've seen in a long time, but I plat mk2 and got the true end in Victory.
Platinumed all of them and did figuratively literally everything in V. 160 hours played in that.
I dropped the first one after a few hours, gameplay was complete and utter shit.
Finished both Mk2 and V though.
>dropping anything Neptunia-related
I'll drop anything with shit gameplay, no matter how good the story/dialogue is.
So when is Re;birth supposed to hit the States?
Reminder what happens when you leave Noire alone with NepNep.
Good night, I hope you all dream of your waifus.
The dead island parody? SCANS FUCKING WHEN!?
I want to lick 5pb's armpits.
Why is blanc such a BULLY
I'm going to bully Blanc with my penis.
Because she wants to be bullied
What on earth would possess you to think like that?
I want to punch Noire.
Don't you love sisterly bonding?
And this is?
Mugen Souls and PP.
Damn, those beru berus man.
I swear they're oversized in that picture.
Yeah I noticed that.
Casual as fuck. It isn't even that bad.
Oh shit! Volume 4 is out?
Saturday next week.
Or read it before famitsu webpage takes it down.
Probably just a cover image from Amazon.
Oh crap. Is her outfit a one-piece? Damn.
But I love you.
How soft is Pururut?
Cotton candy soft
>posting cropped version
I want to thigh fuck Puru so bad.
Ah~ I bet her puffy vagoo lips feel so good.
I just grabbed whatever the nips posted.
I want to wash and grope NepNep's shoulders while bathing with her.
Over the line, fucker. Prepare to have your dick snipped off.
>Can only get comfortable and relaxed when sleeping with the nep side of my daki.
I seriously feel bad that I prefer her more than her HDD. Like, I -tried- flipping the daki over and sleeping with the PH side. But I just couldn't relax at all ;_;
not as soft as Plururu
I have the same issue but other way around, so we even it out
sage for blogshit
Would you get cancer already?
Long haired Nep is the best. All Nep is best Nep.
Would you eat her out?
I want to drink her milk.
This is so fucking lewd my dick can't take it
>you will never greedily suck the milk out of Purple Heart's Purple Hearts.
The art seems fucking familiar is this the same guy who made the rec manga?
>Not wanting to gently suck the milk out of Purple Heart's Purple Hearts.
>Being a creep
>Implying I wouldn't ask for permission and not doing it when we are having sex.
>Implying I won't get castrated right after it.
>not being a creep
Your reply is so retarded you could get out as well.
How about you fuck off, anon?
No can do.
Then you'll just need to deal with the fact that people enjoy thinking dirty thoughts on Nep-Nep.
Don't like it? cry me a river.
Now now don't go posting these dangerous things.
That is worse than revolting.
Let me make it up to you guys.
>Hey kid wanna get high together?
Why is she sitting on lemonade?
I see what you did there
Anon, you took so long in the toilet that she couldn't hold it in any longer.
It even happened to poor innocent puru. Now I'm gonna have to clean her up and comfort her ;_;
I wish this artist didn't draw piss all the time
>Because she represents Idea Factory.
In that case, shouldn't she be an absolute retard instead of straight-man of the group?
Same, anon. I don't like my adorable delicate puru being in such a situation. It just breaks my poor heart to see her piss herself that I just want to hold her close to me.
I prefer her when shes all happy and innocent. Not when she has an accident and cannot control her bladder ;_;
Your posts make me sick.
Not going to lie. She looks pretty cute there, piss and all.
>lily rank intensifies
Implying you'd get that far in the first place and that she wouldn't just ignore you.
I'd increase their Lily ranks if you know what I mean.
>Being a killjoy.
It's what I do. Every time you think you'll finally be able to escape into your fantasies, I'll be there to drag you back into this cold and harsh reality.
Why fantasize when you can live out your dreams?
Well that's great, anon. I don't even like Purple Heart to begin with even if her human form gives me a guilty boner every second.
I need my fantasies to stop being emotionally depressed.
If it makes you feel even marginally better, it makes me feel like shit too.
Good. I'm glad it makes you suffer as well, anon.
Just like how I feel like shit that I prefer Nep more than puru.
Stay up all night with Bert.
I don't want to miss out on meals thanks.
What activities will entail in staying up all night with Bert?
Why, video games.
What kind of video games?
>Vert ERPing as a gay butler in an MMO
MMO's. Of course you would have to do stupid shit for her like grinding dungeon keys in Wakfu, giving her all good stuff, farm SM's in Mabinogi so that she can buy a fucking Merlin Knuckle, farm dungeons in LaTale so that she can comple the Vintor set etc.
I'm doing all of the above but without Vert ;_;
Dear god, would I?
Nep on the other hand...
Faggot. No.. liar.
What are you talking about?
Would I what?
Eat chocolates with her
Beru Beru is on the prowl again.
UNTIL NEXT TIME
Kill yourself so I don't have to do it for you.