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Hello, my name is Jason Yoo. The other day, my faggot friend said that Madoka is the best shit in the world and that he’ll buy every Madoka products there is. I said Madoka is shit and then, the fanboy he is, wrote a 2 page essay about wow Madoka is not shit, but a masterpiece. He expected me to turn a counter-argument so I said why not because I have nothing to do other than pointless homework.

First reason why Madoka is shit, it wasn’t that funny when it was supposed to be a comedy. There was some few funny scenes such as that golden drilled girl getting chomped on a pixelated caterpillar, and the blue hair fuck face annoying brat shit getting killed by turning into the which because clearly, she suffers the most out of everyone. Well, she’s fucking autistic with down syndrome and I hope she burns in hell with tumor growing out of her eyes. Basically, this was a shit comedy. Madoka takes it too seriously and it’s disgusting. They tried to make some scenes serious but it turned out to be pure utter shit that came out of a mentally retarded person, such as you.

Second reason why Madoka is shit is because it has an 8.67 out of 10 in Mal. That’s a pretty shit rank. At least get an 8.80, but Madoka was so shit, it coudnt even reach there. Basically it’s shit.

This is why Madoka is shit. Now stop being a fucking jew and go get a proper life instead of doing Algebra 1 and getting expelled for bringing to school. What, are you going to stab someone that says Madoka is shit? I hope you burn in hell like that autistic blue hair girl(Shitako)
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Hee hee hee

Sage.
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>it wasn’t that funny when it was supposed to be a comedy.
7/10 you made me read up to that point.
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>>101370145
>wrote a 2 page essay about wow Madoka is not shit, but a masterpiece

Mind to post it?
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Sugoi monogatari onii-chan.
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...

Go on...
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>>101370345
http://pastebin.com/xgFWkWPW
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>>101370145
I genuinely feel bad for you, son. You put all that time and effort into that troll post, but to be perfectly honest, it's just not rage inducing.

Try again later, I guess. Maybe with some better content. Kill la Kill is pretty good to troll.
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I agree conpletely with you Jason
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>>101370145
More.
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Friendly reminder to people that 'sage' still works. Just put it in the email field and your post won't bump the thread.
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>>101370456
tbh this looks like a pissing contest between two weeaboos with /a/ in the middle

why don't you try 12chan next time you want to shitpost like this, huh bun
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>>101370537
What if I don't want to sage?
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What the fuck kind of name is Jason Yoo? Was your mom so desperate that she had to fuck some korean gook or something?
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Fuck off Jason.
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>>101370644
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my mother, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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There are people taking this seriously? This is so blatantly satiric that I had to check twice to make sure it wasn't old pasta.
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trolls in this day don't even try...
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>Now stop being a fucking jew and go get a proper life instead of doing Algebra 1 and getting expelled for bringing to school.
this whole sentence
i don't even
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>>101370145
tl;dr
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>>101370861
Ok, but your name will still be fucking Jason Yoo, the half-gook boo.



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