Take that one anime you hate with all your heart and soul, and change a single thing to make it better or at least, tolerable
Make the grail kill Kiritsugu after telling him he's a retard
The story focuses entirely on Klein and his guild's attempts to level up, gear up, acquire funding for guild management and clearing dungeons instead of Kirito and his love life.
don't use rotoscope
Does it even exist anymore?
Add my waifu into it.
Remove the inner shonen monologues from Shingeki no Kyojin.
Start moving the plot forward earlier than episode 40, and don't make the entire endeavor seem pointless at the end by having MC "realize" something he already realized in the first 10 episodes.
Fucking remove the narrator's voice in Ookami-san to Shichinin no Nakamatachi
I'd have made it not air on tv to give me a misguided view of anime for my entire youth. And I'm not referring to Pokemon, I didn't even know that was an anime.
I would go back and stop DN Angel from even being made.
ash should have died in the 1st movie like the original script intended. if the series should continue, it wuold be about misty and brock battling for pokemon rights.
>Hidan no Aria
>MC is a girl
Gundam SEED Destiny
Kira is actually dead, Shin gains the ability to have a thought other than MY PARENTS ARE DEAD and rebels against pretty boy and his brainwash machine. Lunamaria dies.
>citation fucking needed
Please tell me this is true.
what exactly are you referring to?
Not even removing this from existence would make me tolerate it. The fact it's even in my memory banks is torture.
I like Elizabeth, but that's it. I haven't even watched or read it, I just think she's cute.
make light win
But he did, remember when he killed L in the last episode?
turn everyone into animals, make naruto an 13 tailed fox and make them write strongly worded letters to each other instead of fight
I cannot agree with this strongly enough.
I understand why it ended the way it did but it would have been so satisfying to see him win. All he would have had to do is make it VERY CLEAR to Mikami NOT to touch the Note for ANY REASON until the meeting at the warehouse, and he would have won.
make gohan the MC after the frieza arc, and kill off goku at some point.
Good point. Make the show about Elizabeth instead, she was a total qt3.14
Though the fact she exists makes me hate the show more because the MC is too busy buttfucking his butler.
They did kill him off, at least three times if I recall.
>basically any adaptation ever
follow source material closer
SnK did that and people didn't like it because of that exact reason. It's faithful to a fault, because so much of the dialogue is internalized, something that takes 1 panel in the manga can last five whole minutes in the anime.
not really, when you think about it. he was still around.
Death is cheap in shounen, DBZ being a particularly extreme example where even being dead doesn't actually mean you're "dead", and you can be brought back to life at least twice.
>turn the MC into a cute girl
Suddenly every single shitty harem is a god tier yuri masterpiece
>show is exactly the same
>except araragi is a perverted loli and all the girls are lesbians
My kuroneko can't be this cute
Mai is removed from the series, all scenes have to have Yuko or Mio in it, or be directly related to them. No standalone inane professors or gunderes to put up with.
>Kanbaru is now a super lesbian
I am more than okay with this.
They already made that, it was called Oreimo S2, just stop right before the end of the fireworks scene and there's your show.
Cancel the entire project so 4.0 is not released.
End Evangelion at episode 24. The last shot in the series is Shinji being forced to kill the only person who's ever unconditionally loved him.
i liked kirino but i'm ok with this too
Remove Ichika, replace with Izayoi.
Pretty fucking good harem.
>not loving the trolldere archetype
Instead of trying to be an action shonen it's a comedy slice of life where they try to live peacefully with the titans.
Oh man, that would be bleak. I'd be okay with that.
Needs more examples of good parenting. In fact that's all the show should've been.
It all ends at episode 12. Jin and Yunoha defeat Mykage with the power of love. In the background it can be heard the sounds of Zessica fucking the living shit out of Amata, and Kagura gets his smelly bitch. Everyone happy.
That's why I wanted it. I don't actually hate Eva, but I do find it inconsistent and scattershot, helped in no small part by the last two episodes and EOE. I'd have a much better opinion of the show if those didn't exist.
Sasuke and Naruto killed each other when they did the Jesus fight.
>Attack on Friendship, starring Albert, Aaron and Melissa! Only these three friends can convince the Titans to get along. What kind of fun adventures await our lovable trio of heroes?
What a fag.
Shinji just gets in the fucking robot holy shit.
Kill Eren when he got eaten with no shifting bullshit so they have to overcome improbably challenges with their brains and might.
Kitamura has to be there, he's part of the dynamic. They're originally chasing after a friend of the other, which is what brings them closer together.
Damn, beat me to it.
Remove Asuna or whatever her name was in SAO
Jesus christ worst heroine ever
Give every beta MC a beard
Just make everyone talk about their feelings honestly with each other instead of these over-the-top dramatic scenes
>Nagi no Asukara
>Kill la Kill
>The World God Only Knows
>Nagi no Asukara
> not removing everyone but the sea god
Show Amy and Saaya naked, or show more of the MC's life prior to the series.
....I can't think of anything
Sure is a lot of new in this thread.
Sorry, let me correct myself, fucking kill Tsumugu a thousand times, stake his body Vlad the Impaler style and set on the fisherman's dock for all the citizens of the land and Shioshishio to watch his body fucking rot and be eaten away at by the seagulls and scavengers.
Give Touma a beard
Make it instead about Hei and Yin's runaway life, and give an actual ending
Dump Suou in the trash
>Hidan no Aria
The whole anime is translated in the spirit of gg's episodes 9 and 11.
>Oreimo, IS, Highschool DxD, Date A Live, etc
>remove Kyousuke, Ichika, Issei, Shidou, etc
>make Kuroneko, Charlotte or Laura, Rias, Tohka, etc the MCs
Give Index and biri biri a beard.
I've been here for years, nobody can actual tell this about someone when they say it.
Shikamaru becomes the main character.
Make exciting things happen.
Why are you so mad?
Well most of the retards who say shit like "Sure is new in here" are just newfag faggots trying too hard to fit in because I'm almost certain that most oldfags don't go around spouting "FUCK OFF NEWFAG" to every post they disagree with.
If they fucked off with the titan shifting in general, made only a few colossal titans, not as prevalent presence of the Church of the Wall, not bullshitingly fast regeneration, and focused on the inner strife with moving such a large population to a much smaller area it would've been on the track to being good. It would be more about how the titans came to be and why they're only fucking the people.
lel. i'm aware you're trolling but proving my superiority is fun. i've been on /a/ for what... 6 years now? sorry i don't do my all to fit in and speak my mind
and this is what i get for going on /a/ high
Not curious enough for you?
Fucking pseudo cool guy NTRing faggot trying to play himself like the suave smooth cocksucker of the show just ruins friendships and relationships. It's all his fault.
I'd watch it and participate in /a/ threads about it.
That other guy sure was a faggot but you still managed to prove him right. Congratulations.
Make Lain's art actually good.
>he didn't read FSN
>Give everyone personalities
Wow, get a load of this jealous cunt.
Underlying romantic plot that made me curious but ultimately goes nowhere...
>implying the lel wasn't sarcastic because I'm high out of my gourd
Fuck off. He is literally the sole cause of all unhappiness and negative energy in the Nagi world.
i've been here 6 years go away new faggot
The only way to fix it is to delete Kyubey
Then you should know that shitposters like you aren't wanted. Go away. Moot even made a board just so you little shits could spam your "lels" and "keks" all day long, go there.
Remove Azusa, the fifth wheel, and teacher. I would have stomached season one to the end instead of dropping it.
No. No. That's wrong. Completely wrong.
Make something happen. Like, anything, really. Just have something fucking happen at least once in the whole damn thing, something interesting if that's not asking too much. Like, Tomoko's cute and all but she might as well be talking to fucking walls and the plot wouldn't suffer much. Hell, it'd be improved!
I gave up four episodes in. 2uguu4me
I fap to it constantly though, Mugi doujin are lewd as fuck
>nobody can actual tell this about someone when they say it.
Are you trying to say, "there is no way of knowing if someone is new or not"? I hope that's not what you are trying to say, because that is blatantly retarded.
>Sure is new in here
>FUCK OFF NEWFAG
Two very different things. There is a reason people don't like 'newfags' though, and it's because they don't provide any quality posts. For example, all the people here who listed Naruto. If you require me to explain any farther than that, you probably shouldn't be posting.
>been on /a/ for 6 years
>going on /a/ high
I can see you learned a lot in your time spent here.
deal with it faget your wrong
Jesus Christ, I need to hurry up and watch K-ON!. I can already imagine how much of a turn on the doujins are.
Remove all filler and make it a 52-episode long series.
i honestly don't normally shitpost and don't know what's come over me
anyways to contribute to the thread, make .hack//sign go at a faster pace, it's the only anime that's bored me to sleep
>There is a reason people don't like 'newfags' though,
The retards who just come in and say "Sure is new here" are most likely the ones who spam "FUCK OFF NEWFAG" and even despite that, they are not providing quality posts either by posting "Sure is new in here" though they're often the new ones posting.
Give Shinji a beard
Sabaku no Guardian.
Gets more than two episodes.
>The retards who come in and say "Sure is new here" are most likely the ones who spam "FUCK OFF NEWFAG"
I can assure you, those are two completely different types of people. I merely want people to understand that others recognize they are new, and that they should be watching anime and/or lurking instead of posting.
>are not providing quality posts either
My quality posts do exist though.
Gets a reverse trap for main girl.
Go back to episode 1 and make it about Maou and Ahiya trying to adapt to society instead of the waifu bullshit.
>Natsuru fucks Shizuru when she starts coming onto him
That wasn't so hard, was it?
Turn the magane club into cute girls.
literally anyone else wins
erase current season 3
extend season 2
Remove endless eight or atleast keep it at 1-2 episodes.
Ok, Bleach. The main character is now Kenpachi and that pink haired chick on his shoulder with supporting cast of those crazy puppet people and the chick who turns into a cat.
C3-bu: Remove the edgy bitch
Toradora: Ami wins
Oreimo s2 specials: Don't exist
Geijutsu Art Class: FIX THE FUCKING GLASSES ON THAT GOD DAMN MEGANE
Seitokai Yukuindomo: MC gets tired of all the slutty jokes from Aria and Kaichou, calls them out on them and tells them he can't be friends with sluts
Sakurasou no Pet: Remove Mari Okada from script, Mashiro gets friendzoned
Godannar: Tone down the fan service.
Giant Robo and Saint Seiya: All I want is for a good group to fansub these
Giant Robo, Cutie Honey: Remove the child characters
Cutie Honey: Not everyone trying to rape Cutie honey
THIS THIS THIS. Maybe keep Chi-chan and Emi's cuteness, but overall Maou and Alsiel antics and pseudo-wife and husband conversations were the best part of the show. First 3 episodes are 9/10, rest of the series is like a 5/10
change club to "sexual pleasure club"
Most harems: Remove the MC
They were struggling to fill up 20 minutes, cutting each episode in half would help a lot.
Also make it a comedy, remove the bad traits from the girls' personalities and exaggerate the rest.
Of course, if the girls don't have any personality beyond "lust after MC", remove that and give them another. Holy shit.
Remove annoying slut, FLCL
Remove Goku from Buu saga.
Every Harem or Romance, give the Main characters best friend a short little romance arc
Make Roberta more like her intro episode appearance (on par with Revy) instead of "I CANT BE DEFEATED BY HUMAN MEANS!! In fact, fuck Roberta. Good thing she ended up crippled and useless, they did a good call on that.
And for the love of Christ why bother with Pinocchio if he's going to be your average "I'm dark and edgy" and have him die in a "cool" way instead of realistically having his skull bashed like a watermelon by Triela?
To make it less faggy have the Vampires more reclusive instead of all HURR WE LIKE ROYALTY.
>Hidan no Aria
NONE OF THAT ANCESTORS BULLSHIT
Wwhich Shinji? Matou or woman?
B-but muh metaphors.
>No supernatural bullshit.
I only have to choose one, but that magic > guns bullshit ruined Hidan no Aria first. The stupid romance developments destroyed whatever's left.
>Grave of the Fireflies
Change the personality of MC so he's not such an entitled little shit.
Roberta is the best thing that happened to Black Lagoon like, Ever.
Pinocchio vs Triela was the best thing that happened in GSG like, Ever.
Give Rex the Mami treatment.
Didn't Galaxy Angel do this and ended up being shit
Give Yagyuu a proper powerlevel, and get rid of the Toumaism.
>Darker than Black: Gemini of the Meteor
>Yugo the Negotiator
Remake. Animation is shit, premise is amazing though.
No beard, but here's a musketeer hat and a Van Dyke
DTB All the contractors aren't the edgiest people on this side of the galaxy
Tessa wins the army otaku
Either the last 5-10 minutes never happen, or it ends during the Kuroneko arc.
school days- no psycho ending
mirai nikki- make akise aru the main character
cage of eden- zaji doesn't die
onihime vs- the ending
bakteryia- give it a plot
fairy tail- no asspull victories
Change to pic related
mamimi or haruko, mamimi is questionable, haruko is unacceptable
>remove absolutely every harem MC
Fuck off /u/.
Give the characters a little more development and change the art style to better differentiate the faces.
No invisible hands, just pure psychic energy. Like Alma.
Dibs on Yui and Mio's feet.
Yes to both.
I like the file name. Why remove him though? He sort of had to be there to pass the torch onto Gohan.
No stupid High School Episode.
Make the dialogue tolerable, or at least not so retarded.
I think you mean remove Ghost Banri
First anime was good, then they did a straight up adaptation and it was shit
make all the girls 18+ with great bods. Good T&A, all that good stuff.
Tighten down the pacing and episodes, make it only 26 eps, no time skip
Keep Riku alive
More vampire and vampire/monster stuff, less shitty Chevalier boss fights except maybe one at the end
Bring another director who isn't a retarded dramafag with a character bias
>make "Endless Eight" less than eight episodes long
I like the time skip, though yes slim it down and no Chevalier boss shit till the end. Take or leave Diva. I really really REALLY want a sequel to this series.
Lelouch dies at the end of season one
Why did i even watch that crap. The mouths were shit. Animations were shit. God I barely made it through the Twenty-five episodes.
Please reanimate and fix the storyline
>I really really REALLY want a sequel to this series.
I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.
Make all the girls 18+
Add a male lead
Remove Yuis retardation
Make the show about music.
I haven't actually seen any of the anime I "hate". To be honest, I don't know if I can hate a shower after watching it. I've even seen all of Naruto + Naruto Shippuuden (up to release) and didn't hate it. I'm trying to be less nice with my ratings on MAL, but 6/10 is still the lowest I've rated a show and I felt bad for it.
>Make all the girls 18+
You make me sick
the ending of k-on wouldn't have made sense if you hadnt watched the movie. The movie should be an after story
Jesus christ those english actors sounded like they were using a $3 headset
jesus christ please never post again
Any harem: give the MC the personality of Tomoki
>Kill la Kill
Kill Mako off immediately.
>Panty and Stocking
Make jokes for people who aren't still mentally 13
>feeling bad about rating a show poorly
Yeah. I know.
stop the stupid Index is a useless sack of shit that bites people gag, make her use magic because it was proven that she actually can
Railgun season 2 showed me that Index could've been done better. I have high hopes for an Index season 3.
>"If you don't do this, the whole universe will die!"
Change it to "The world will end!" to make it not completely laughable from a metaphysical perspective. Seriously, 'the universe will end' as the prime motivation for a main character is completely idiotic.
>make Kuroneko the MC
get out fag
>Looped animation vid
Am I supposed to be aroused by this, good sir?
>Blazblue: Alter Memory
Erase the plot, instead make it a series entirely focusing on the Gag Reels. Each episode is a new Gag Reel.
ookami-san and her seven companions
make more episodes and develop the characters. 4 years man ;~;
He's got his time under the spotlight. I don't think there's much you can do with his character compared to Naruto.
Sakura Trick. Crucify the fanbase. The anime is now perfect.
>Kill Mako off immediately.
ryuuko dies. great work dipshit. sasuga tripfag. filtered.
>Remove all filler
if you don't like filler, you don't like anime
This seriously needs to fucking stop. "filler" is OC made just for the fans of the anime. Why the fuck would you literally want to just see a moving version of the manga with nothing else? I've seen a ton of good "filler" in my time, especially in Naruto.
>literally anyone else wins
You realize what Oreimo is short for, right? If you thought anyone but Kirino would win, or went in the show wanting someone else to win, you're a fag.
>Panty and Stocking
>Make jokes for people who aren't still mentally 13
That's the whole point of the show.
AH! Oh no! Something actually CHANGES!
I'm actually a very clean person. That was a stupid typo on my part.
>>feeling bad about rating a show poorly
I think I have just achieved a deeper level of love for anime than a lot of people, and I can't bring myself to say bad things about it.
Actually follow the Manga.
there was no soul society
>Attack on Titan
Remove all the shitty attempt at a plot, add titan battles and titan massacre non-stop. Eren finds out at the end that this was all preplanned and a huge hoard of titan bunnies gathers everyone and blends them
I also hate rating shows low. I still do, though, when they're especially bad.
I don't care how much you like or hate a series. Killing off the protagonist without a very, very good reason and without a suitable alternative is an incredibly stupid thing to do, has never worked well, and will never work well in any medium whatsoever.
Kurogehime would be better if the otaku girls were in their late teens/ early 20s instead of being 30 year old shitbags.
Yes, but keep the twincest
Someone tell Japan. No more Peach Fuzz Patty's.
Highschool dxd, where everyone's a guy.
also if the show had an actual plot
They don't have to write Ryuko into death just because Mako dies. It's a written story, not a math problem, there's no absolute truth.
I disagree, that was one of the things that made me like it more. It wasn't ""ugly"" anime and videogame otaku in their 20s because that's pretty desirable among lonely boys. The author actually made them pretty unappealing like they're supposed to be. Besides, Tsukimi is only 18.
Change the fucking title. It's this shit's fault that so many series get synopsis-long titles.
I will destroy you.
Change MC to chuuni tsundere girl.
>Change the fucking title
You obviously wanted a different show, not sure why you even watched Oreimo. I thought it was great, because I knew what it would be like and that I would like it. I didn't download a show about little sister incest and hope some creepy goth loli with hardcore chuunibyou would somehow win the harem war.
New JIOR isn't suffering from a need to visit other countries and get sponsors, they have food, oxygen, and water generators on board, they can supply themselves, and the story instead tackles student council presidency and politics with the VVV's standing as the module's guardian angels against occasional space pirates and causing political chaos as there are people who deathly fear the Valvrave units for their potential destructiveness and ability to destroy any weapon thrown against them in such a limited environment.
No Space Vampire Nazi Illuminati that is resolved goddamn horribly, just chaotic space academy politics which are influenced by the Valvraves.
To this day I am still so fucking mad the Aura/Zeffie plot didn't make it to the anime
>I didn't download a show about little sister incest and hope some creepy goth loli with hardcore chuunibyou would somehow win the harem war.
I would, though. All the more better is nobody wins.
>Add a male lead
I'm going to kill you
HERP LET'S MAKE IT BETTER BY MAKING IT A HAREM
I'd probably just remove any girl that isn't Saori and then change the plot from incest to a super otaku by day, rich fine woman by night getting into hijinks with Kyosuke and helping him form a normal bond with his sister while he helps her through... whatever it is she lacking?
Then they get married, fuck and have like 3 kids the end, not necessarily in that order.
Is there even a reason why? Because there was no goddamn reason for them to cut it out completely.
Zeffie was the best character in the series by merit of her shenanigans and how she managed to elevate the plot quickly as both a living plot device and a source of cute.
Change the harem genre by having an MC that isn't as dense and interesting as a brick.
Actually decide on the winning girl when it is nearing the ending and let best girl win instead of having the MC be the biggest faggot the entire time and have him choose the mediocre/worst girl.
Have a balanced cast instead of the only guy with a penis in a 30 km radius (which might defeat the purpose of harem) and let best bro end with a girl.
Cut the over dramatizing indirect kissu thing or have only one person care (not the entire fucking cast). Seriously, no one gives a shit whether or not someone else touched their lips on it.
Don't spend fucking forever with a harem. Even if the MC is a beta he should have choosen someone after the 100th boobgrab/pantyshot. And even then the girl could be ntr'ed.
And lastly, give all characters some depth instead of them just being a generic archtype with a different hairstyle. It gets tiring seeing a different coloured brick redone after generic harem #7382649
Futari wa Milky Holmes
Do what this edit did
Typical case of overtaking the manga, there were too few chapters at the time and they had to make up all that Morti bullshit instead. Should have waited a bit longer to start producing it.
I don't hate KLK but this fucking needs to happen, she's so fucking boring also the last episode made her look like a retard.
>m-muh senketsu feelings!!!
>senketsu never gave a shit about other life fibers
Change the name of the show to Rock Lee, make him the new protagonist
Kill the girls.
Kill La Kill
everyone wears rick owens, raf simons
Trunks pls go.
Nia is about to die but Rossiu gives his spiral energy to her and instead dies himself. Simon and Nia become the king and queen of the universe afterwards
Show becomes SoL comedy, all wahhbaby forced drama removed, shitty character gone. Only shenanigans and Yui becoming a rockstar remain.
>killing best character in favour of bland no personality moeblob
He said "Rossiu", AKA: The worst thing to happen to TTGL, not Kittan.
> The worst thing to happen to TTGL
> not yoko's existence
Not him, but why can't a show with a couple of girls and 1 guy EVER fucking be just about their daily lives?
Do the girls HAVE to fall for him?
Any other male lead.
ANY OTHER MALE LEAD AT ALL. ANY of them. I'll take fucking Natsuru.
With anybody else, Kuro would win, wouldn't go through infinite suffering, and I wouldn't have to even fucking know about that faglord's existence. Worst character in all anime, ever made, ever.
Would have been a big asspull, seriously.
Part of Gurren Lagann was that you can't stop some things to happen. You can't take the bullet for someone else. That's why Kamina dies against one of the weakest enemies.
Gurren was nothing but asspulls though. I mean, the Rossiu thing yeah but Simon was able to change probability and outcome through sheer willpower. If he's able to change fate, why couldn't he do it again to save Nia?
Do you even know what an asspull means?
a beta MC actually looks like one instead of being fucking bishonen, this is Accel World's strongest point
but Rock Lee has his own spin off with 52 episodes
try another option instead of killing off any characters in any show trying so hard to fit in here faggot
Let Eren get eaten in the Shingekis.
>trying so hard to fit in here faggot
Except most of /a/ loves Mako, but fine.
>Replace Mako with Maiko
>Make Mako less like JarJar binks
>Keep Mako away from the plot
What the fuck is your problem, kid? M-muh mako manakanshokku best kawaii character hurr durr. You're arguing about a fucking middle schoolers' shounenshit teevee show on one of the most degenerate forums on the internet. Do you even go to college? Stupid fucker. Jar Jar binks haha cuz everyone hates that chrachter mabby i will also fit in if i h8 jarjar banks. Fuck off from /a/ and never come back.
At episode one have a team of commandos in mecha suits kill the girls and have the rest of the show be about this band of brothers fighting an evil demon lord.
drop your tripcode
You sure told him, /a/non. You really are showing your uber leejun toughness. ^_^
fucking 5 star post /a/migo
sadly this is pretty true
Remove it from existence.
>Change the name of the show to Rock Lee, make him the new protagonist
topkek, that's one of the most original ideas I've ever heard
I wouldn't mind a spin off, but Naruto in its current form is alright. I'm getting a bit tired of the war, but I felt the same about the third Hunger Games book and the third season of Shakugan no Shana. The build up of power and character development is just usually cooler than "everyone is at war now" shit.
Remove all ass and tit shots from Kill la Kill