Try to talk your way out of this one.
their faces confuse me and so does this thread
Hey babes, where's reoberta?
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Try to talk your way into this one.
Drinks on me.
that's not a glock 17L
this is in fact a dream
>"L-l-let's have a party there's a f-f-full moon in the sky"
>"I-It's the hour of the w-wolf and..."
>I don't wanna die
>Here's 5 bucks
Sucks to be you buddy, but nothing bad ever happens to me
Fucking Danny, I love him.
Too bad he's not crazy anymore.
I-If you let me g-go, I'll give you a ride in my c-corvette.
Which subgroup does Black Lagoon best? I really need to pick this fucking series up.
Best sub group is the dub
Does it really have a good dub?
"Now who the bloody hell brings a knife to a gunfight?!"
yeah actually since its supposed to be in English anyway
it's decent, relative to most dubs it's great.
Give them chocolate
Bitches love chocolate
It's watchable. Not perfect, but better than about 90% of dubs I've heard.
When did i turn white? who are you people? why am i wearing tighty whiteys
I admit it, you all look very intimidating aiming your stuff at my junk. However you are all failures in this respect. Yes, truly, the one in the back who is tickling my feet is terror incarnate.
You ladies will never amount to anything compared to that.
what are the two on the left aiming at?
"Hm. You harpies take me for trapped, but..."
*reappears behind them garbed in my trusty trench coat and wielding an unsheathed katana*
"...Don't get so cocky!"
*unleash my jutsu*
*proceed to slice them into thousands of pieces*
*vanish from the room, leaving only a bloody mess in my wake*
You're missing the part where you tip your trench coat and you forgot the detail that your katana was sheathed in a scabbard in your cape.
Please don't smoke around others. Secondhand smoke kills, you know. It’s far worse than the fumes you inhale directly. Take diethylene, one of those nasty carcinogens your doctor might have warned you about on your last visit. Firsthand smoke has between 5.3 and 43 nanograms of diethylene, whereas, secondhand smoke has 680 and 823 nanograms.Then we’ve got quinoline, another effective one, secondhand smoke has 18,000 nanograms; 11 times more than the amount you’re sucking down firsthand. You can make the choice to blacken your lungs, but don’t expect to enforce that on me.
>11 times more than the amount you’re sucking down firsthand
How is that supposed to work?
Is your body adding that shit?
Two Chinamen, a Nun, a Russian and a mute girl all walk into a bar.
>Revy is American
>Shenhua is Taiwanese
they're both chinks
Neither has even set foot in China.
Revy only speaks English.
Here in the western world, everyone in the eastern world (with the exception of Russia) is considered Chinese. So he isn't particularly wrong.
what's with this boingo nonsense
Take out my own gun and point it at my dick.
"Alright. Let's do this."
>that gun not being your dick