Would you lick your waifu's butthole, /a/?
>having sex with your waifu before marriage
What the fuck are you doing, OP?
Yes, while she farts in my face.
I want my waifu to lick MY butthole.
I'd eat her poop.
You better you're fucking dick I would. Hell, I'd do things for her that I didn't actually find personally sexually stimulating, give us all a harder question next time.
Waifu implies being married, silly anon.
Licking buttholes is not a sexual intercourse according to Wikipedia.
Nothing wrong with that as long as you're certain 100% that you'll marry the waifu.
What kind of man would say no?
Only to prepare for ass-fucking.
Are you kidding? What kind of faggot says no to this?
Shit I was just going through all of Hairu's stuff on Gelbooru.
And as a Fagimus Prime you better lick my ass Fagimus Beta.
Nigger if you wouldn't toss your waifu's Salad I feel bad for her. You don't deserve her if you think any part of her is dirty or if you would deny her any pleasure the world has to offer.
It's my fetish, along with incest, loli, threesomes, butthole licking incest, butthole licking loli, butthole licking threesomes, incest loli, incest threesomes, loli threesomes, butthole licking incest loli, butthole licking incest threesomes, butthole licking loli threesomes, butthole licking incest loli threesomes, and tomboys.
So of course.
I don't think she has one.
please tell me those are real tags
>all these butthole fetishes
>no straight up anal
Tomboy is a real tag.
>using your dick
No, that would make her uncomfortable.
Anal's pretty common and easy to obtain now. You might as well say missionary position too
My tongue is primarily for her asshole. Anything else I use my tongue for is just adjunct.
enjoy your kitty litter bits
>bringing a shitty dick anywhere near your waifu's holy butthole
Depends, do captured soldiers get sodomized and butthole-licked?
That sounds incredibly lewd.
You have a shit waifu.
Only if she was comfortable with it.
Yeah that way I can finally find out what that butt smells like.
No. No /a/, I wouldn't
I wouldn't lick her buttole
I wouldn't eat her poop
I wouldn't smell pants after she went jogging for an hour
I wouldn't smell her feet unless they were clean
I wouldn't want her pee anywhere near me
Now fuck off
hair and old semen
Are you retarded?
I'm all in for anal but this farting thing is something I'll never understand.
Anilingus is the ultimate bond between man and woman. It shows that you accept ALL of their being.
My answer? Yes, gladly. I'd stick my tongue deep inside!
In that doujin, she farts directly on his dick.
No the correct answer was her butt smells Godly.
Thanks for playing though!
I hope you're waifu pees in your mouth and farts in your face while you sleep, then places her spats and pantsu she hasn't changed in a month right on your fucking nose
It's incredibly fucking humiliating, but MAN is it hot. especially if it stinks.
I could cope with that, hell I might even like it, but on my face? No thanks.
>perfectly good vagina
>wish to shove tongue and dick in a shit-filled rectum
I will never understand this, ever.
It's all about options and using every hole to their full advantage.
it's tight as fuck and you can cum inside without impregnating her
>not trusting your waifu to clean herself
You don't deserve her.
only if she's good at giving head
You've never stuck your tongue in a vagina have you
Some of us fetishize almost everything relating to the ass. I draw my line with scat, but I'm down with everything else. Asslicking, sniffing, farting, you name it.
As long as it's 2D
Which means I will remain a virgin
I'm not sure if she even has one.
Yes that's my fetish.
Considering I can't stick my tongue out of my mouth, no.
do you have a really big mouth, or a really small tongue
What anime is this from?
That's not even a question.
Quality discussion at last. Thanks OP.
>Not just giving where it's from which is Boku no Pico
No. Pure waifus require of equal pure sex.
Another one of these? It would take a lot of work to get my waifu in the mood, and I doubt it would be worth it. Are buttholes even that lickable?
why yes,yes I would.
>Are buttholes even that lickable?
There is someone who drew this.
Haruhi's farts are weapons grade.
>Ui making such a face