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Is your nose ever un-greasy enough to touch on a girl's?
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how the hell do you get grease on your nose?
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>>101338227
By, you know, being alive.
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>>101338227
Noses secrete more moisturising agents than the rest of your face.
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>>101338227
I don't know, I think it's some fat neckbeard thing or something.
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>>101338165
Would she be able to tell? What if both of our noses are greasy? What if they slip through each other and we kiss?
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My nose isn't greasy.
It's slightly hairy ;_;
And too big
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>>101338165
Either us asians are naturally less greasy than you westerners or OP needs to see a doctor about his sweating issues.
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>>101338227
>implying there's any part of your skin that doesn't produce grease
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>>101339116
Jew.
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>>101338227
it's not grease, it's sebum

sebum is secreted to moisturize the face and protect it from infection
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>>101339444
Actually no, i don't even have that excuse.
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>>101340124
Is it like a potato nose or something? Also, the post number looks annoyingly big.
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>>101339116
>hairy

what the fuck
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>not showering every day before bed

I can't even masturbate anymore unless it's in the shower.
After spending years without having a shower at all it's the most relaxing shit I've ever felt. I almost blow my load all over the bathroom the second that refreshing cold water hits me.

If god forbid I ever do lose my pure virgin soul I will lose it in the shower and nowhere else. Maybe even, to the shower.
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>>101340377
Fucking in the shower's ok.
Nothing special honestly.
My ex was very into it for some reason, blew my load all over his back and he blew his downward while he was leaning with his hands against the shower wall.
Afterwards i felt too cold because of all the water and heat from having sex, it didn't feel that good compared to just being in a bed.
On the plus side you can wash both of you off in the shower itself but it's not such a huge perk i'd recommend shower fucking just for that.
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>>101340654

Stop dreaming faggot
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I regret making this thread so badly.
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>>101340377
>After spending years without having a shower

what
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>>101340769
You should feel regret.
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>>101340723
I wish i was dreaming, dreaming is much better because you don't have to deal with all the little details and nuisances.
You try removing cumstains from sheets while you're running out of time and you need to get them clean in less than an hour.
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>>101340769
Did you honestly expect this not to go terribly?
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>>101340773
You had a shower before the age of 21? I mean, in your own house?
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>>101340773
My apartment only came with a bath and I couldn't afford to move out until I got a better job so I decided to go into the military until I found out that the military is about war and since I'm Christian I didn't think Jesus would be too happy knowing I was killing other potential Christians so instead I became a banker and I found out that radical Judaism was the way to go, so while I had no qualms with joining the military i already had a nice financial seat in the banking market and decided just to do that.
After 19 years I finally remembered to buy a shower.
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>>101340939
What in the everloving fuck did i just read.
Are you insane?
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>>101340920
Yes.
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>blew my load all over his back
>his back
>his
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>>101341002
How could I be a banker if I was insane?
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>>101340939
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>>101341078
You'd have to be insane to be a banker.
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>>101341078
You have to be SUPER INSANE to be a banker, it actually HELPS.
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>>101341139
>>101341173
Well it's a good thing I converted then.
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>>101341078
No sane person would come to this thread.
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>>101340939
>this entire post
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After a hard days of watching anime, I glance at a mirror for half a second and notice that my nose is the moon, reflecting the light of the sun.
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>>101340654
>my load
>his
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>>101340377
>After spending years without having a shower
Wow, that's digusting.
>>101339116
Mine is too big (not even in the jew way, or I would use it to make money), hairy AND greasy. Don't be sad, anon.
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It's like I'm really in /cgl/.
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>>101341419
I'd like to believe the average /cgl/ thread is less atrocious.
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>>101341376
I'm not too sad because i just shave the small amount of hair periodically.
Same about the hair between my eyebrows and growing too much on the side of them.
Honestly a lot of men have to do this kind of grooming, but they don't admit it.
Well that, or people that have a baby face and grow a beard every 3 years.
Those guys are pretty lucky.
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>>101341606
I don't know, I also have to shave between my eyebrows or I'll get a unibrow, but I like that better than having no hair on my face like a baby until my 30s.Anyway, we should stop that blogshit.



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