How is brushing someone else's teeth considered sexy/erotic in anime? This doesn't translate to IRL, does it?
I did it once with my sister. It was more awkward than anything.
Pretty sure I've seen this thread before.
Why would entrusting one of the most intimate part of your body to the care of someone else not be intimate and possibly erotic?
Seriously, does a harem exist where the MC is alpha and totally not dense?
I had a tooth extraction two days ago, it was definitively not erotic at all.
It's usually awkward the first time.
clearly you havn't seen nisenmonogatari
Arararagi please go.
meant to quote >>101328312
>I did it once with my sister.
Reading that made my dick hard.
Well that's a whole different thing. Context is important.
I think he made this thread because of Nisemonogatari.
You make it sound like this is a super common thing in anime.
You make it sound like it's not.
>This doesn't translate to IRL, does it?
It can, but it has to be delicate, not like Koyomi did.
/r/ing that glorious story of that /a/non that brushed his sisters teeth and ended up living together and such.
Half-imouto bro: http://pastebin.com/fR6Gs6h1
I'm waiting for my friend to come from Europe to propose her to brush her teeths.
I've done it as a nurse. No, it's not erotic.
Ragyo will brush satsuki's teeth
Are you the guy who married your sister?
Again, context is important. Caring for the cold of someone within your professional duties is not the same as caring for the cold of your little sister.
I want to read the end of the first story ;-;
I have no words. This was moving, what a lucky guy and gal. I hope for happiness for the both of them.
try it IRL and say it to my face again faggot
What about brushing other parts? Not the teeths only...
You obviously haven't been around for hygiene-kun posts.
>have mouth fetish
>my sister's name is karen
jesus It was hard to watch that one scene..
“Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!”
Not brushing but my little sister got a palatal expander which meant that she need to turn it once every two days which I did, it was something odd really not really erotic more like a sensual maybe?
Now she have a retainer that needs the both halves strapped by a latex band, which I do it as well.
Ask your sister if you can brush her teeth.
How is inserting a rod into a woman not erotic?
Your literally poking around INSIDE of someone.
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What the fuck is that and why does she need it? sound painful.
And it was painful for her, imagine some metal crank try to widen your skull how does it feel?
But the best part wasn't when I turned the expander. It was after it.
She'd put her head in my lap and wait for the pain to go away.
OH. OH. OH.
>sister comes into room with a toothbrush talking to me
>browsing this thread
>I ask her why she has a toothbrush hanging out of her mouth
>She doesn't know why
>"Do you want me to brush them for you or something?"
>Get up off the bed
>"If it's you..."
That's really cute,How old was she?
You know what to do.
12 she's 14 now.
I'd expand her palate in my own way if I were you, if you catch my drift.
I had one of those. Shit was terrible.
I envy people that can actually feel some kind of affection for their imoutos; I know I barely do, if any.
And then you refused and went back to posting on /a/. I'm still waiting for you in my room if you have the balls.
Yeah, my first few little siblings were brothers, so when the sisters started popping out I was already a rough and indifferent onii-chan.
Can't be helped.
While it's true my sister is attractive like her older sister but I don't look at her this way, and she looks at me as an older sister more than an older brother.
Maybe she's a lesbian
It's a bit weird irl.
She's into one direction, so probably not.
But thanks anyway.
No updates for Half-imouto bro yet? OBH never updates anymore too?
It doesn't matter if it's fake, it's a nice way to kill time.
It really is a very touching story, I got all warm reading it the first time myself.
He came back afterwards and told us about his kid that they got together aswell.
What? Why isn't that in the pastebin? They got a child too, did he win the genetic Russian roulette? I keep hearing people saying he married his sister, where did they do it?
>she looks at me as an older sister more than an older brother.
How do you know that, maybe she's just trying to get intimate with you.
It's kind of like they're at your mercy, you know? It shows trust.
Jesus. I'm sorry, dude.
You, sir, are absolutely correct *tips hat*
I think by "got a child" he means they adopted one.
Or did he actually stop posting after people started to find out where he lived? Fucking faggots, this is why we can't have nice things.
Have your sister ever came to you crying thinking she's gonna die, because she had her first period?
That was the most awkward conversion I had with my mother.
Nope, not adopted.
They had one together.
It came out fine.
There are pretty low chances for deformities
in first generation incest.
Who is Kimihito?
Too bad the show bombed.
Well, they should just make sure they won't give their daughter a brother.
I think I've heard there's shit they do in hospitals to prevent abnormalities in inbred fetuses.
I brushed my imouto's teeth once and my heart wouldn't stop racing through the whole ordeal.
That anon fwubbed.
He definetely did it on purpose!
See you gotta wonder if they told the doctor though?
I mean incest is illegal in their state.
So maybe they didn't tell the doctor?
Unfortunately OHB is long due for an update.
So we will not know unless he comes back.
Nice quads, anoninonimous-san.
It was in the pastebin when I've read it I'm not the touched anon btw. It seems you have to look in the archives. He has a new trip, so some think he isn't the real one. If you don't care and want to read it either way for the plot, here are some posts he responded to:
Any update to this story? The guy seemed intelligent enough and I'm wondering what happened to this relationship.
Even if incest is rather taboo.
>mfw he and his sister got locked up for fucking each other
Such is life.
Kami wa ita
Yo that would suck.
He was around for the whole OreImo shitstorm.
So I dunno.
All the anons with imoutos.
All my onii-san did to me was beat me off the computer and take away my LEGO blocks ;_;
You should brush her teeth if you know what I mean
Shoot, I remembered that incest novel (probably the best one out there about the subject) by Tabitha Suzuma, it didn't end well. I was actually surprised that consensual incest can get you to jail.
Oh hi, is this the incest thread?
If it makes you feel better, you will never have to deal with seeing your beloved, pure and perfect imouto grow into a woman, with everything it entails.
You'd probably win on appeal assuming both parties were over 18.
Well if you think you're about to die, talking to anyone would be normal. She probably wasn't as conscious of her female body at that point.
Why nobody posted it?
It's a thread obligatory.
I only have a neechan but it isn't anywhere as great as in anime.
Well maybe, She's conscious of her body at least when she's outside, when she's inside she don't much like her sister.
Where the other day I catch her getting out of the bathroom with only godvia hair and a towel around her waist she looked at me and and said "what?" in which I responded "go wear something before you catch a cold".
They either know that I'm asexual or gay or most likely don't see me as a man.
>This doesn't translate to IRL, does it?
I can't go to the dentist anymore without having lewd thoughts.
I remember looking it up in the archive, they moved to a new city, and the kid was apparently healthy and happy.
My sister walks around in her underwear all the time and I'm not gay at all. Some people are just comfortable around their family like that.
I thought every family was like that.
When I'm at home I only wear underwear.
My imouto would never do something like that. I think she knows I'm a pervert, and my mom has always been telling her to be careful around men, even her big brother.
I guess it's for the best.
I fucking hate my big sister.
Good for you. My mother is already questioning my sexuality.
I'm a dentist and I can't stop brushing people's teeth without having lewd thoughts.
It's alright at first. They are always slightly nervous, but I go in slowly, gently, while they look deeply into my eyes, putting all their trust into me... their anxiety sets until I go further in and when I reach the dentes molares, they usually let out a little yelp and that's my sign to THRUST it in and brush, brush, brush away, rocking their teeth whilst they tremble and my eyes sparkle at the dental extacy.
i never understood how one can be attracted sexually to a sibling or childhood friend.
I'm 24 and sometimes i still shower/bathe with sister
Your case is different because apparently there were no boundaries so it doesn't matter, they're still your sibling you just see them naked and it's a regular thing.
Many people don't have that.
People come to dentists to have their teeth brushed?
Dentists don't "brush" teeth and they don't tell their patients to look them in the eyes but at the ceiling
2/10, dumb story, would not reread
>family looking after friend 4 years ago after she broke both her arms in car accident
>my turn to help out today
>needs to brush her teeth
>figured it'd be awkward so I just slapped all that paste all over the brush and got stuck it
>scrubbing thoroughly and getting round every crevice
>7 mins later she gargles and spits out
>"wow you're better at brushing than me"
>mfw I could have been a dentist
That is until you get the waft of garlic from the meal they ate last night and the illusion comes crashing down around you.
>Brushing for 7 min.
You're an idiot. Dentist usually give you a thorough cleaning if you're doing an annual check up and yes the look into the ceiling technique is just a way to avoid any awkward eye contact.
Who gives a shit if she's not your sister? You were just a glorified home nurse
>broke her arms 4 years ago
>still not healed
>harmed her teeth with that 7min of brushing
Don't worry anon you can come round and brush my teeth any day
Yes. Ever went to an annual checkup? Ever had a root treatment?
He never said anything about telling them to look into his eyes. Interprete it as them just doing it. In fact, that's what I do.
>doesn't use punctuation
>blames it on reading comprehension
I'm still not sure what the fuck you're trying to say.
>while they look deeply into my eyes
You dun goof.
I had a dentist who would always wiggle his eyebrows every time I looked at him.
I miss that guy.
But /a/ what if your waifu can't brush her own teeth? Would you do it for her?
Can she brush her teeth with her feet?
Siblings suck. My little sisters were never cute. They saved that for dad... cause he's spoil them rotten.
Girls learn to be gold diggers from an early age
At least they're not a vampire.
I mean she probably could, but frankly I think it'd be awkward as fuck even for her.
How long has it been since the last update from OBH?
What happened to him?
R.I.P. in peace.