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I'm late for school and running with toast in my mouth. How will you stop me from completing my goal?
I will bump into you at a corner.
I will be your soulmate, and we'll crash into each other in an intersection. That will probably end up with me seeing your pantsu, touching your breast, or some other lewd incident like that.
Had you not taken the time to make toast you wouldn't be late.

Or you know, get up earlier.
>Implying it wasn't made by mom or onii-chan/onee-chan.
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You sure about that?
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Why would you fucking do that? By the time you get to school the toast will be harder than your daddy's dick and the bitten area will be soggy thanks to your tard drool. Not to mention the dusty jam.

God it's just a slice of toast why couldn't you have just eat it at home.

And why are Japanese people eating toast again? Should they be eating natto with rice or some crap like that?

I won't. Matter of fact I will run along side you while eating unconventional food.
>How will you stop me from completing my goal?
I already have
Your clock's running late
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I too, will run along side you
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She still has hands right? So why couldn't she have opened the door with one hand while holding the toast in the other? By holding the toast in her mouth she risks dropping it or getting jam on her face.
This bothers me every waking moment.
I remember a movie that started off with the toast thing, but then the girl got hit by a truck and went to hell.
I think it was called "hells angel" or something. It started off promising but got really odd about halfway through.
I will switch your toast with a toaster.
I will be an adorable cat lounging on the side of the road. You cannot help but stop and pet me.

Bitches love kitties.
They need the free hand to either prance or grope the large titty friend on sight.

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