Hourly Kyonko thread time.
/c/ DO YOU USE IT?
/a/ is the new /y/
I'll just state for the record that I am well and truly gay for Haruhi-kun. Just like I do in every gs Haruhi thread.
By the way, did anyone save that copypasta from this morning?
Kyonko x Haruki cocktease, I think. I didn't have the time to save it.
Did somebody save the character descriptions of the genderbended versions of the main cast?
Hopefully artists start transforming some of the better walls of the series sometime soon...
Someone did but I thought he put it on the sos-dan.com wiki.
Apparently not though.
OH GOD THE MOE
this thread needs more FABULOUS!
I always thought this was a tad gay.
But some of these are nice.
That was me. Actually, I said that people should save it and post it in the wiki. I don't have any account on it.
I didn't save it myself because somebody else said he was saving them.
What the fuck is Kyonko's brother doing with a vibrator.
What wouldn't Kyonko's little brother be doing with a vibrator?
Oh god... There is a god
I am reminded of Not Another Teen Movie
Seriously, it's probably Kyonko's and he found it.
That's why she's so flustered.
Is this seriously a fucking spinoff? If so, I want to fucking watch it.
Haruki's Hare Hare Yukai. That voice is neutral enough to be his.
God knows - Haruki. Goddamn it.
Hare Hare Yukai by Kyonko. My nutbladder ;_;
Would be great if it was an official spinoff. However... ;_;
Holy shit. The "My way" just sounded fucking epic. Now I wonder if Haruki would still be wearing a bunny suit or just a NAVY officer suit.
From one am last night till now, this is the fifth Kyonko thread. Who ever's posting this keep up the good work.
God fucking damnit.
Anyone got the genderbended descriptions? Now I feel kinda guilty for not saving them. They were great.
Someone needs to make it so.
I think though the key elements of the show remain, the reason why each character acts like they do is different.
Let's take Haruhi. In the original show she's basically a perv grabbing girls chests and having no decency, changing clothes in front of guys. Alsp, she is actually insecure because she soon realised that she alone is insignificant. That's why she wants to meet aliens, espers and other such creatures so badly. Her insecure nature and not wanting to be ignored by society is what moves her.
Male version however isn't really a perv but rather still a boy in heart. He doesn't really know that grabbing dicks, molesting the computer club or making somebody dress up in maids outfits or bunny suits is perverted, but rather he looks at it as some innocent fun (a bit oblivious to all of this just like Luffy from One Piece). When he noticed at young age he was insignificant in society he decided he would persue his dream of meeting aliens and other stange creatures someday no matter what. A determination of iron which can't be shaken off no matter what logic and society says. He KNOWS he'll meet them (and he actually has although he doesn't know).
I could make them again from zero but it's 0:20 here in euroland and I'm about to go to sleep. Just ask for them in the next threads. If nobody saved them in any timespan I guess I'll redo them and make sure I save them.
Kyon in the original decided to face reality and is dragged into Haruhi's crazy world. He doesn't really want to but it's not like he doesn't enjoy it. It's more like "hey, I've got nothing better to do anyway". Also, he just considers Haruhi a wacko and further approaches confirm that vibe he gets from her. He's approach to the whole is "sorta want" because he doesn't really dislike the whole thing.
Kyonko actually is surprised to see that Haruki still is a boy at heart when presenting himself even though he looks so mature. When she sees him stripping naked in front of everybody that picture of Haruki is confirmed as he seems oblivious to what happens around him. Same goes with the grabbing Mikuru's duck and the harrassing the school club because he makes use of Mikuru in a way it looks the club actually is trying to femdom their way into his pants rather than threatening them with rape.
She kinda likes him because he reminds her of herself when she was a little kid before she threw away all her dreams facing reality wasn't the fairy tale she thought. However, because of her image towards the rest of the high school, she can't admit that and can't confess such a thing to Haruki and has to act tough in front of him.
Nagato in the original developed some actual feelings towards Kyon, but she didn't know how to actually show it to him without it being too obvious (she doesn't know about proper etiquette when approaching a male she likes because that information isn't in her databank and she's not good at improvising).
Male Nagato would have similar issues. He is interested in Kyonko, initially just as an additional strange element which can change Haruki's whims but then he notices strange feelings appearing within him. He thinks his program is faulty or just blames his human body but notices he is geniunely interested in her. But his approaches are either too shy and indirect (like leaving his jacket so Kyon doesn't get a cold or giving her a book about passionate love between high school students) or too obvious ("Hey, could you show me how your female body works?").
Also, especially at the beginning of the series, as he is used mostly to be with men he doesn't notice it is rude to stay in the room while Kyonko and Itsuko are changing clothes (with Kyonko wondering if she should throw him out or just let him be as it seems he is still reading the book) or just says unappropiate things about his body "Huh? My penis just grew suddenly? Strange, isn't it?"
After getting rid of his glasses, he also becomes extremely popular between the girls, something Kyonko doesn't seem too happy about.
As for Mikuru. Originally she was just an insecure moeblob does whatever she's told because she has not enough security and selfwill to stop Haruhi from making her do everything she wants. She ends up just giving in though she doesn't really want to.
Male Mikuru is the same only, its both worse and better for him. He does have some will to tell Haruki to stop and oppose him but his resistance makes Haruki's determination even stronger. He is still treated like a boy by all students (including the ones in lower grades). He is forced to put on costumes like butler, NAVY plain soldier (when he has to clean up the room), hard gay imitation, etc. He is even forced to crossdress and even though he doesn't want to Haruki is too strong (leading to some really nasty scenes taken out of context as all he can do is moan and ask help for Kyonko who develops a shotacomplex). This, however, has backlash. He becomes extremely popular between the ladies (something which makes Haruki mad and makes him dress up Mikuru in even more humilliating clothes).
When his timeskip version comes he has become an extremely handsome man who would probably just look silly in those clothes. Kyon actually blushes heavily when meeting him as his attitude and looks have radically changed.
So, last of the main cast. Itsuki.
His attitude was pretty much "let's ride along the fun train" and "a hole is a hole" in the original. He's just sly enough to fit into the scheme while still managing to live a somewhat normal life.
Itsuko pretty much follows the "foxeye" stereotype in anime (like Kitsune from Love Hina). She likes to tease and flirt around with both guys and girls for fun and wouldn't mind doing it with someone she likes (it doesn't have to be "the special one"). Her advances towards Kyonko are even more obvious and Kyonko doesn't know how to handle her. Itsuko also coerces her into cosplaying for the school festival even though Kyonko doesn't really want to.
Yeah. Thank you for the descriptions Anon.
"Male Mikuru is the same only, its both worse and better for him. He does have some will to tell Haruki to stop and oppose him but his resistance makes Haruki's determination even stronger."
Your resistance only makes my penis harder?
WHY IS HARUHI GRABBING MY KYONKO'S TITS?
Yes, that was supposed to be the joke behind it.
Does anyone else think that the best pairing is Kyon and Kyonko? The OP made me realize how much they're a perfect match for each other. It'd be basically like The Man Who Folded Himself.
The main character in the book (or so it seems), Daniel Eakins, inherits a belt that allows him to travel in time. This results in a series of time paradoxes, which are only resolved by the existence of multiple universes and multiple histories. Eakins, who repeatedly encounters alternate versions of himself, finds himself in progressively more bizarre situations, and ends up in an even more complex situation than the protagonist of Robert A. Heinlein's 1959 story "All You Zombies—". Much of the book deals with the psychological, physical, and personal challenges that manifest where individual time travel is possible at the touch of a button. The extraordinarily narcissistic Eakins repeatedly meets himself; has sex with himself; and ultimately cohabitation with an opposite-sex version of himself. He spends much of his own contorted lifetime at an extended party with dozens of versions of himself at different ages, before understanding the true nature of the gathering, and his true identity.
>and ultimately cohabitation with an opposite-sex version of himself
I'm going to read that book now, as I realized I haven't.
I can't blame the guy. Most anons would fuck the female version of themselves.
Oh, he also gets into an orgy with himself.
It's not 'kyonko mai waifu' image, but i love to see how well made it was..
There's a theory that most people are attracted phisically by the female version of themselves. We're basically narcissistic by nature, so the person who looks the most like us would be our perfect match esthetically speaking (then there's the whole thing about matching soul mates and finer aspects of social life).
I know I certainly wouldn't fuck my physical female version. It'd be just fugly.
Well, that theory was probably created by narcissistic pics, which also claimed the Mona Lisa is a female version of Da Vinci.
There goes that theory.
Same here though, a general female anon is enough for me.
I think every Anon thinks the same.
OH GOD KYONKO
Who would have thought that just changing the pitch would make Kyon sound so...sweet.
where the hell is mah male ENOZ?
I think god knows should be more like this
btw, Girl Computer club
I would watch this shit.
And I didn't even watch the original Haruhi.
Seriously, a harem of girl geeks is...like a dream of mine.
Fuck, the genderbended songs are fucking awesome.
Pointless characters are even better
Suddenly, I like Taniguchi more...
WA WA WA
Taniguchi would be a huge slut right? The Yuki of that world if you will.
>Taniguchi would be a really decent and respectable lady right? The complete opposite of Yuki from that world.
When are we gonna get some hot Kyonko/Kyonko's little brother straight shota action?
FUCK YES TANIGUCHI! ALL YOUR REACTIONS SEEM COMPLETELY NORMAL NOW!
The Computer Society president is hot.
Girls can't work computers, let alone run a club for them. She needs an alternate club to suit her gender. Like the shoes club.
The Home Economics club. Haruki barges in and steals there brand new, top of the range, oven after blackmailing the president.
Kyonko should have stayed in the Kitche club...
"Kyon, we need to advertise. Make a website using this oven"
I want to see that.
I remember this one...
Fuck your sexism, I want a club full of fujoshis.
1. Computers are needed for the whole website/Giant roach encounter.
2. Geeky computer girls are far superior to shoe/kitchen whores.
>Geeky computer girls are far superior to shoe/kitchen whores
They have her make cakes with the SOS Dan logo on and pass them out at the front gate, whilst in bunny suits of course.
The delicious smell of these cakes awakens a sleeping giant alien Cicada thingy that attacks everybody who took one of the cakes.
The cakes are a lie.
>>10135510 The cakes are a lie.
>> The delicious smell of Kyonko's unwashed twat awakens a sleeping giant alien Cicada thingy that attacks everybody who took a sniff at her cooter.
Its funny 'cause its true.