Hypothetical scenario: If someone were to organize a Battle Royal like in the movie Highlander where the winner get to spend eternity with his waifu, would you participate? If you accept, you gain immortality, and only other players can kill you. The battles are to the death and fought with a realistic melee weapon of your choice. You only compete against the people who have the same waifu as yours. They are the only one who can kill you. Upon defeat, you can choose to live your waifu in another dimension for a minimum of 5 years, plus 1 year per foe defeated. When your time is up, you will vanish into oblivion. You can ally yourself with people who have a different waifu for training and sparring. For a waifu to qualify, she must have at least 30 people fighting for her. There will be sacred ground where fighting is forbidden.
If you have multiple waifus, you will have to fight in more than one division. If you win a division, you will be granted eternal life with the girl. You will be unable to compete any further. No harem. Don't be greedy, guys. If you are defeated, you spend the number of years gained with girl you just fought for.
Would you fight for the Prize?
In the end, there can be only one!
Waifus are not MacGuffins or prizes to be claimed.
I would be content knowing I automatically win because no one shares my waifu.
Part of this is also eternal life with your waifu.
Less than 30 people means she does not qualify.
I didn't see that movie.
I would do that even without a prize, a lifetime of thrill and battle is way more interesting than the usual daily grind.
>Less than 30 people means she does not qualify.
That's a stupid fucking rule that I'm negating because it makes no sense.
It's fucking awesome. You should watch it.
On a related note, I'll invite you to post your waifu(s), so you know how your rivals would be.
But if you don't battle for her, how will know if you're worthy?
I'm worthy because she's my waifu.
Hell, I even have 2 daughteru's with her as the parent.
Besides, killing a bunch of japs and nerds would be easy because I'm a faggot who knows how to abuse reach.
how are you going to stop somebody from shooting you in the face with a gun?
>There will be sacred ground where fighting is forbidden.
So stupid. Precisely why some immortals were able to live centuries, because they kept retreating to churches and the likes. That goes against the very idea of Battle Royale which is a blood bath where hiding for too long or trying to escape will do you no good. You didn't think this thoroughly, did you?
OP specifies melee weapon.
Without that restriction I would just choose pic related.
Anyways, unless you made up your waifu, chances are she has 29 other people fighting for her. This rule was made to prevent made waifu.
Only rivals with melee weapon, or man powered throwable, such as knives and shurikens can hurt you.
When there is 10 people left, the sacred ground rule is lifted.
>The battles are to the death and fought with a realistic melee weapon of your choice.
>Only rivals with melee weapon, or man powered throwable, such as knives and shurikens can hurt you.
Is this guy for real
We're not living in the Narutoverse you know
I said without restriction in response to that dumb nigga talking about guns.
>made up waifu
Waifu's don't work that way.
So, How many of you am i going to have to get rid of?
Are vectors melee weapons?
Shuriken and throwable knives exists. Guns will still slow you down, but won't kill you.
Which is why they are banned. As for the restriction thing, forgive my inattention. It's 3h31am.
If you mean the Elfen Lied thing, then yes. Technically, they are. However, they are not realistic.
I would do it for no prize
But if you get a 2D chick made real, it's even better, no?
How about I give up the prize for the ability to be in everyone's of attack-able/can-be-attacked-by "pool".
That's a fair trade right?
Ok. But would woulnd't last very long unless you're a skilled warrior and/or ninja.
Also, everyone who chose to forfeit their waifu to be able to kill/be killed by everyone gives 5 bonus years instead of one. So you will be a more attractive target.
Make that 6. One for the standard kill, plus the 5 you didn't claimed.
Only If we get recorded and play Princess of the Universe as the opening, as it should be.
For the record I will be that fabulous fit Anon with a Giant Axe and a Blessed Tower Shield, so I will be able to tank anything, but also move like a leopard thanks to my fit as fuck body and feline instinct.
Nearly forgot, I will also carry a second Giant Axe hidden in case of needing an "extra cool Kirito dual wield factor" because my waifu started watching.
I would fight just to destroy all of your dreams with my power only to gain even more.
I would take no lover.
I love queen as much as the next hot blooded man, but really? How is this not the theme song of our epic battle?
Fighting /a/ssholes for the glory of one's waifu would be pretty cool
on the other hand I don't think I could kill any of my friends just because they have good taste
Let the games begin.
Ill watch over the Holy Grounds
Because Princes of the Universe was the theme song for the movie Highlander.
Fight me, motherfuckers.
Only for training and/or sparring purposes.
It would be an honor, brother. Let the experience we gain fuel our burning spirits that we may win our destined eternity with our waifus.
There is no life worth living knowing I gave up a chance to live with my waifu. I would rather die going for her.
Stopped reading there.
I would go to Chechnya and get myself some training would try to kill everyone with Gorilla Warfare