I HATE NEAR. I HATE HIM. HE'S SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT. HE'S REALLY FUCKING FAT. I HATE HIM SO MUCH. NEAR SUCKS.
omg i h8 im 2. hez such a fagot
Everybody hates near... In b4 massive Near pics
Mello is just a psychotic evil fuck, seriously.
I HATE OP. I HATE HIM. HE'S SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT. HE'S REALLY FUCKING FAT. I HATE HIM SO MUCH. OP SUCKS.
That's why we like him.
it's sad because it's true ;_;
Nobody said he wasn't. We hate him too, just not as much as Near.
I lol'd. So damn hard.
Don't get me wrong..he's cool but he needs to either grow his hair out or cut it...I HATE HIS FUCKING HAIR!
I can't believe someone saved this. I lol'd.
NEAR IS A FUCKING FAGGOT WHY DID MIKAMI FUCK UP WHY DIDN'T HE KILL HIM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUCK YOU FATTY
L WAS THE FATTY, HE WAS ALWAYS EATING SHIT! FUCK L I WOULDN'T FUCK L WITH MY ASS..NEAR IS A LITTLE CROW BOY WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH PUZZLES AND TOYS..MELLO IS JUST AN EVIL BASTARD WHO LIKES TO KILL PEOPLE'S SISTERS!
i leik near.
You know it's true.
Here's a good question:
If L and Mello are the ones always eating then why aren't they the fatasses instead of Near?
you all FAIL.
HARUHI IS GOD
Haruhi is a faggot.
OP is also a faggot.
The answer is 5.
Oh Yami, you aren't king anymore.
Put your shirt back down faggot, nobody wants to see your fat.
I honestly don't know why this guy is outright saying this in this attention-getting way. I suspect trolling, but it's just too obvious, therefore I think the OP wants me to fill this thread with Near pictures. All right, OP. I'll bite.
Near is divine.
What have we done? Now his fatness will consume the whole board.
I think the OP actually does hate Near.
I think everyone hates Near.
I don't and that's all that matters.
Why do people say Near is fat? He doesn't really look that fat to me.
In fact, he's my favorite character ever. And it's not exclusively because I think he's attractive.
He's sexy just the way he is.
Lies! I love him!
LIGHT WAS HERE
NEAR IS A LOSER
Because he's a little kid.
There's a lot of people that like Near. However, I know a character that literally nobody gives a shit about. Pic very related.
According to his profile, he's actually underweight.
It's fucking baby fat, people need to let it go.
At least he's not a homosexual like Mello.
He's the fattest person in the series, all the other characters are really skinny. L and Lighto both have fucking anorexia and needs to be brutally force-fed.
>>10131576 Lies! I love him!
Than that makes two of us. ヽ(´ｰ｀ )ﾉ
Fuck your shit, Ryuk is fucking awesome.
Try posting Matsuda. There might be a few furries that like Ryuk.
Mello is FABULOUS!
>not a homosexual
This is Death Note we're talking about you know.
Mello is canon gay.
L wasn't gay, he had the hots for Misa..Light got laid all the fucking time..Matsuda isn't gay..just Mello's gay ass.
He's a stupid faggot that shows up, makes a lot of gay subtext, and dies.
sauce/moar on these
>Light got laid all the fucking time
A friend of mine had Ryuk and Papa Yagami as his favourite characters. He couldn't understand why I liked L, Mello and Near so much. In fact he didn't care at all when L died. So yeah, people like that exists.
Do I really need to?
I think he's bi, I'm pretty sure he fucked Hal.
Mello looks like a fucking female.
And he is GAY for FATFUCK-Near.
The subtext is dripping if you read the manga.
Looking at breasts is gay? Wow, I must be a faggot.
The gay subtext or the fucking Hal subtext?
He's gay for that stripey faggot that died really fast.
ITT Death Note fangirls
I was like "Well, shit." when L died, I didn't miss him either. I was pretty indifferent to L anyway.
Plus the only people who hate Near is Lightfags who are butthurt that he lost.
fucking Hal subtext
It's so obvious and blatant. Why would the author put it there in the first place?
Post straight fanart, it'll piss them off.
Light's ambition for becoming a god is too great for him to be tied down to a woman, He's pretty much like "he who will not be named"
I would blame Mikami before Near for that fuck up.
Yeah, just because you don't show that you like women..doesn't mean you like men either.
asexual =/= gay..just evil.
Fucking author. Why create a gay-looking character in a manga for yaoi fangirls and then make it straight?
>didn't care at all when L died
what a faggot.
and I don't think you have friends. enjoy your ronery.
I like straight couples too.
Sadly too many anons are busying fapping to Mikami's hair and his "sakujo" chanting to notice it was Mikami who fucked up everything.
Because Yaoi fangirls can fucking rot, we should go to their houses and smash their fingers so they can't destroy anything else.
They didn't, it was just a fangirl who managed to find some subtext. I mean, there's a shitload of obvious stuff between Misa and Light, but nobody thinks they fucked.
... To have a way for Mello to meet Near personally. He didn't even look turned on when he abducted Hal from the showers. He only went after her because she was a chick who was less threaten than the major guy and Gevanni.
Mello and Hal is one of the few straight couples I can stand, and that's because Hal is badass and not a fucking moeblob.
You mean she's like a 90s anime woman?
Death Note gay shit is actually close to canon, let the fangirls have there fun fucking up this series instead of something that isn't shit.
When was it ever shown that Lighto gave a shit about Misa on a romantical level?
asexual =/= gay
You don't have to prove your heterosexuality and crave pussy all the time to not be considered gay...Anon has a really fucked up view of the world.
He didn't, but he probably fucked her.
What do you want him to be doing? Panting and fapping? Halle acts way too flirtatious and Mello, all of sudden (Especially after that explosion), starts to trust her. What's up with that? And she's naked too asking him if he wants to live in her bathroom.
If they had a different kind of relationship, then surely the writer and artist would have portrayed their meeting differently.
I know one of those fangirls. I regret showing her deathnote, now all she does is talk about Mello getting it in the ass. Completely ruined any chance I had of liking Near or Mello.
Hal is a woman.
There were moeblobs in the 90s you know.
There's fujoshi everywhere, especially in series where there's a significant majority of males in the cast.
No. Light thought of Misa nothing more than a tool. I'm pretty sure they fucked, they WERE living together alone in an apartment in the second arc, but Light pretty much asexual.
I had a dream I had to dress up as Near. . . it was a nightmare
Yeah, that's what he means. He's a huge faggot, but given the chance he'll fuck a chick too.
When did he ever show interest in guys tho?
Don't be like that, I'd totally fuck you if you did. Then you'd finally lose your virginity!
To show some awareness at least. Mello prolly trusted her but he didn't look like he was interested in her beyond camaraderie.
That pairing as just as much plausibility as some of the gay pairings.
I think it's pretty damn obvious he wants Near's sweet shota-ass.
Yes, there's yaoi fangirls in everything, but in DN the characters actually are gay.
It is more plausible than Light x L, no matter what the amount of fan shit says.
It doesn't matter, have you seen his pants?
Really? To me, it seemed they all were out to kill each other. Unless I'm a wierd part of the male population that doesn't consider that a way of showing affection?
he hated near
FUCK YOU ZAC
Rivals are always secret lovers. Fact.
Near fucking sucks.
He didn't show interest in anything, I think he was just a fucking psycho.
Actually, I think this idea was invented by fangirls since rivals usually look pretty together.
No, he cared for Matt. He apologized for his death when, earlier, he snubbed the deaths of the mafia members.
I honestly think he and Matt are, at the most, best buddies.
I just cringed because I share birthday with Near.
I don't think so. I volume 13 I think it said something about Mello bullying the people he likes to get their attention. He doesn't hate Near, he's a fucking tsundere!
Nah, even the fujoshi would admit that they're more asexual than anything.
You're a weird one. I remember you saying a thread, that you were well aware of this fact. Also, I thought you liked fatty?
I think OP was secretly asking for Near pictures, but that wasn't really necessary because for some strange reason all Death Note threads become Near image dump.
I meant the birthday rape and the picture scared me, haha. Happy birthday Near, have a rape as present! (I kinda imagined myself in that situation, wut)
I'm kinda tsundere for Near.
Also, my favorite Near picture.
Let's make this thread a Matsuda image dump.
Being a Near-fag makes up for being a name-fag. I think I like you better now.
It did. Near liked Mello too. He spent the most time on Mello's finger puppet and has thing practically glued to his hand in the oneshot.
M and N grew up in an orphanage together, I'm pretty sure that even though they have a rivalry between each other that they also have this platonic bond as well.
Oh I see, my mistake than.
I only have few pictures of Matsuda
Why is every Death Note thread a fucking Near image dump?
Because everybody hates him. Oh, wait..
True. Anon is a masochist.
Anon is tsundere for Near.
If I got a cpoin for every time I was called a masochist, I could build a house mad entirely out of coins in the forest to secretly masturbate while hitting my head into the wall.
Holy crap, it's like typo city.
God dammit Near! Stop trying to turn me into a pedo!
Don't fight it.
/r/ manga panel of fat face near.
NO ANONYMOUS, YOU ARE THE FAT
AND THEN ANONYMOUS WAS NEAR.
and then there was R