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>hear knocking
>open door
>see this
>slam the door
>put on all the locks
>turn around
>see it again
wat do
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Just give her Ryuuko and she will never come back.
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>>101309551
Act like Monkey in hopes of her stripping me and foul-mouthing me.

>tfw no Monkey x Nui doujins
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Be glad that Nui payed me a visit.
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Unzip my dick
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Unzip dick
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>" If you rape me first then you can do whatever the fuck you want afterwards."
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I'm just a boring background No-Star, why did she come here?
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>>101309551
>not holding and cherishing the nui
fucking pleb hour
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>>101309551
Wanna fuck?
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>>101309963
How does she fit her giant hair in there?
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Ask for her autograph, tell her I'm hype as fuck for her fight against Mako
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pray
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Why would I need to lock up.
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>>101310501
Ooohhh that is the WRONG answer. She'll play with you a toy, and when she gets bored she'll break you. She'll turn your skin into a masterpiece, the envy of the fashion world, and it'll be years before they find the oil drum the rest of you inhabits.
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>>101311127
She will cut your abs
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>>101311250
>Implying
The weakness of every 2D girl is my superior 3D dick.
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>>101311260
She couldn't, because she's already dead.
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[x] genuflect
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>>101311667
10/10
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Well hey, how's it going, little gi--Krillin, why are you closing the door and locking it?
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>>101309551
Take a picture with her and hand shake.
And congratulate her for bringing chaos in the whole show.
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I book the next flight to Russia. Not like she can fly.
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Let her do what she wants because Nui does whatever she wants.
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>>101311999
>implying
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>>101311999
She can do anything she wants.
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>>101312221
>Implying she can see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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put on the animaniacs
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>>101311999
Pay attention anon.
>>101309963
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>>101312345
>Didn't see the episode
>Apparently Nui can pilot shit now

Well fuck, what's next? Is she going to show up in a pink admiral's uniform?
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I will never have that opportunity again on my lifespan so the answer is obviusly kiss her
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>>101309551
Get annoyed because Mary Sue Deus Ex characters are the worst.
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I don't know if there exists a better way to die than to be killed by her.
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>>101312547
>try to kissu
>mannequin falls apart
>real nui slowly drives and twists the scissor blade behind you
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>>101312474
Pink spacesuit.
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I want to fuck Nui
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>>101309551
smoke a blunt and offer her some.
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>>101312703
>Nui killing me with her scissor

uh that would be a huge plot twist
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How old is Nui?
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>>101312899
2 years old
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>>101312899
as old as the big alien cloth hivemind
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>>101312547
>'her'
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>>101311355
but its the other way around tho
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>>101313003
it's an "it"
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>>101312899
Depends, where do you live?
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>>101310525
Her hair goes where it wants to go.
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>>101312248
She sees EXACTLY why.
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>>101312474
She doesn't actually know what shes doing, shes just dicking with the controls and hoping for the best.
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>>101309551
i want this bitch dead. like i want accelerator to rape her so hard and make sure she feels every single nanosecond of pain and suffering feel like a years worth of being raped by 20 niggers.
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>>101314250
I don't understand why there are people that hate Nui
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Destroy all her animation cells. Nui doesn't exist anymore. Such is the glory of 3D reality. We are gods to our creations, we do what we will with their lives, for they are what we make them.

Nui can do no more to me, than a mote of dust to the Earth.
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>>101314371

Overpowered annoying mary-sue kawaii bullshit. Break the doll.
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>>101314456
You'd use the dip? Cruel bastard.
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>>101314371
she is a level of baddie that can be easily despised. like garrosh. their presence anywhere just screams "oh hi, im here now, whos ready for a cup of fuck you?"
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>>101314561

Yes, I would.
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>>101309551

Ask her if she wants to have fun.
I need to buy time.
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Unzip my pants
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>>101314235
But the other pilot is a puppet that helicopter is 100% Nui. It seems she really can fly
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>>101314371
Moralfags, and people who hates chaos.
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>>101314371
I fucking love her VA, shit's crazy.
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>>101314371
Satsuki fags need someone to hate and now that monkey failed to job its entirely on Nui's shoulders.
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>>101314800
I'll be shocked if someone hates Tamura Yukari.
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>>101314371
>I don't understand...

Of course you don't.
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>>101314800
>That part where she imitated Satsuki
Shit was to hilarious.
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>>101309551
Well I'm clearly fucked, but why?
Meh, if I'm gonna go I might as well not worry about the consequences and make a pass at her, whats' the worst that happens, I die?
That was probably going to be the outcome anyway.
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>>101315156
And hearing someone tell satsuki to cut her shit out without getting super pissed about it like ryuko was great
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>>101309963
>Don't get all "what do you want?" with me
Fuck, i got so hard when she said that.
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>>101315716
Nui's voice is a miracle
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>>101309551
Scream at the top of my lungs like an Alvin and the chipmunks and then bow down begging for her to have mercy on me
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>>101316108
Just like her everything.



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