Best JoJo, prove me wrong.
beauty isn't everything
Gappy is shaping up to be best JoJo.
Part 8 is shaping up to be a really good part.
I want Giorno to hit me with his Gold Experience
Does anyone else think Jojo's went down hill after part 4? I'm reading SBR and I can't even get through it because everything is unnecessarily complicated and I don't care for the characters.
> Best JoJo
He isn't even a proper one.
Only half of him belongs to the Joestar family, and both his first and last names that can be interpreted as "JoJo" have only been given to him recently.
Steel Ball Run was the oddball of the series, after that it returns to normal
The characters were the best part of SBR though
anyone got any good places to download the japanese version of the OVA? I checked the piratebay but could only get english version
shitty scans since part 4 ;_;
Don't you insult glorious Duwang
>not posting the glorious part 5 duwang
>I had a boner
I loved SBR but I'm a sucker for anything wild west.
Also I think Gyro was my favorite character design Araki has ever done.
That being said I'm liking JoJolion a lot as well.
Is Kira actually OP in ASB?
that image is made from Kira's perspective
new chapter when
2 weeks right?
hiatus until july
well i have a lot of time to catch up, i'm on part 4 now so it will take me a while to get to part 8
Please be kidding.
holy shit Araki has taken so many fucking breaks during the little bit he's been writing Jojolion
What's the reason?
>tfw part 4 is the best part
He's busy fighting other stand users.
please tell me you're joking
he's been playing dragon quest with togashi
Jolyne is one of the best JoJo, she is hardcore as shit
>implying not Part 7
he ran out of people to suck blood from so he needs to find more.
He's getting old, maybe bored of JoJo, wouldn't surprise me if JoJolion or the next part were the final part
what subber should I watch for jojo guys
yeah, and that's because he's not taking the story seriously, jojolion it's a fucking joke.
To bad her character design got ruined when she got that belly piercing.
What was Araki smoking when he decided that?
Don't worry, he's making it up. There has been no such announcement.
Jojolion is mentioned among the rest in the announcement of the next UJ issue. http://ultra.shueisha.co.jp/backnumber/2014/2/
but part 5 translation is legitimately bad. you can't even laugh at it.
Guys, when will I see the Josuke and Okuyasu again?
why would you want to see shithair again
>you will never see josuke and okuyasu climb through a window uninvited again.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY GRANDSON'S HAIR
>you will never eat in an italian restaurant with Okuyasu
JoJos, what's the best this season?
Oh shit I fucked up
He's just so old though, man. Ain't the Ripple supposed to keep him young and fresh?
nigga why you pushing this poll on everyone. I seen it in at least two other threads. It already has a bunch of votes
If he practiced it.
He quit the ripple.
>he used against dio
>no against darby in that water thingy contest
He was 67 in Stardust Crusaders, and he did surprisingly well for such age.
As for Part 4... Apparently, getting severely beaten up, having all the blood sucked from your body and then being clinically dead for about 5 minutes doesn't do wonders to an old man's health.
> Ain't the Ripple supposed to keep him young and fresh?
>Apparently, getting severely beaten up, having all the blood sucked from your body and then being clinically dead for about 5 minutes doesn't do wonders to an old man's health.
Although, he was cracking jokes the minute he came back.
What a trooper.
but that would be too obvious for darby not to see
> not being attacked by Alessi as seemingly the weakest stand user of the team
best page in jojo
Compliments the best hair quite nice.
He got into Idolmaster
Anything but that.
It wonder if there will be a Rohan-like character in Jojolion.
Maybe it'll even be a psychotic idol girl!
It'll either just be Rohan again. Or Araki himself.
Guys, guys I'm confused. I just finished part 6 and I'm not sure, whether i completely understand what happened.
"So the universe reset, Emporio beat Pucci with Weather reports hidden ability to make 100% oxygen or something.Then he appeared on the gas station. So this is the alternate universe right? So...like is there anything I'm missing? Is Weather Report stronger than Made in Heaven? Wasn't Made in Heaven the strongest stand or something? Or the fact than WR killed MiH doesn't necessarily make him stronger."
I dunno I just feel like I missed something, someone care to explain?
> Rohan again. Or Araki himself.
It's the same thing.
> Weather reports hidden ability to make 100% oxygen or something
Not really hidden. It's the same power, it just hadn't been used in such way before.
> So this is the alternate universe right?
Yes. Though it's still not clear if SBR and Jojolion take place in the same universe that was in the end of Part 6.
> Wasn't Made in Heaven the strongest stand or something?
> Or the fact than WR killed MiH doesn't necessarily make him stronger
Made in Heaven was the fastest and had the most disastrous global effect, but it' wasn't the strongest in combat.
Also there are no power levels in JoJo.
Wait, I'm not far into Jojolion.
But I thought they made a direct link between SBR and Jojolion?
yeah, Gappy is Johnny's great-great-half-grandson
Doesn't that mean Emporio and Irene are just chillin' around somewhere while Jojolion is taking place?
Thanks! Also I know this isn't dbz or something powerlvl-related, but I was just wondering because I saw an image with a ranking of anime characters or something and Made in Heaven was above GER, so yeah. Oh and I don't really care what images like that say.
Another question:"Did Made in Heavens fast forwarding affect the past? Or just the past of the new universe?"
That's what I was talking about. SBR and Jojolion take place in the same universe, but we don't know if it's the same universe as the one shown at the end of Part 6(with Irene and others).
Oh shit. My reading comprehension completely failed me.
I have found my waifu
Yeah, Johnny's a qt.
Hot Pants is shit
best page pic related
No JoJo comes even close to Joseph.
Hey guys, maybe it has been discussed on /a/ before, but how would Dio react if he heard of Cars, Whaam or ACDC?
He obviously couldn't have met them, he was at the bottom of the ocean when they were around, but what if Joseph had actually told him about their existence, that vampires like Dio were nothing but a source of food for them?
Dio's only desire is to stand at the top of the world. At that point he wouldn't give a shit since Cars' bunch is dead. But if they'd be alive at the same time then he'd do everything to overcome them.
actually, that brings up a good question.
Who is more superior, Cars after he attained the ultimate form or Dio with his "The World"?
>Dio with his "The World"
If anything, Dio with his 「Heaven」.
Cars I think, he's basically immortal, no matter what Dio does to him in time-stop he'll regenerate the moment time resumes and Dio isn't smart enough like Joseph to set up elaborate trap for blasting Cars into space. Then again Dio did predict that given time for training he could stop time for very long period.
Cars is immortal, Anon
Who's excited for Stardust Crusaders?
Though Dio with Vanilla Ice have a chance of eliminating Cars.
I just want an animated part 4 and 5 soo we get new hetero porn and not something gay
> Ain't the Ripple supposed to keep him young and fresh?
It can do but it would not be something that Joseph would want. He'd rather grow old with dignity. His major enemies, Dio, Straits and Kars, both wanted immortality. Dio didn't want to die so became a vampire, Straits never wanted to grow old, Kars never wanted to overcome his weaknesses to the ripple and sun and volcanoes. Joseph wouldn't want to be like them. Also, he's too lazy to practice.
> Ain't the Ripple supposed to keep him young and fresh?
It wasn't when he climbed the pillar.
I can't wait to see that chase animated. It could be the best thing ever if they saved enough of the budget for it.
He's just as beautiful as this piece of art.
dont worry, he'll have to redraw her soon and forget all about the piercing
>Defeated the Ultimate Being
>Has been in like 3 plane crashes and lived
>Smoking hot wife
>Womanizing motherfucker got babies children everywhere
>He's inside your fucking mind, knows what you're going to do before you do
>Master of the ripple AND has Spiderman stand for ULTIMATE STRING TRICKS
>Was actually dead for a little bit before coming back right as rain
>Only Jojo to live a full life, confirmed for being alive during part 6 universe reset by Araki
Can you even give me a single reason why Joseph isn't the best Jojo?
he cheated on his wife
Let's see... What kind of doujins are most likely to emerge after Part 4?
> Jotaro x Jusuke
> Josuke x Okuyasu
> Josuke x Koichi
> Rohan x Koichi
> Josuke x Rohan
> Kira x Hayato
> Arnold x Reimi
> Koichi x Yukako
By the way, there is a hetero doujin with Josuke and Mikitaka, very cute. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=32015873
What about the fact that he had his forearm cut off so he had it replaced with a nazi robot arm?
He got engaged with two men at the same time even before he got married.
>>Only Jojo to live a full life, confirmed for being alive during part 6 universe reset by Araki
And? He knows (on average) how long Joestars live for so he was just being prepared.
Every time he touches himself, hitler wins
Araki said once that he thinks Joseph is "a little dumber but still alive" when Part 6 takes place.
Source: Shoukan Shounen Kagikakko; April 5, 2003
not if he's a righty.
Well yeah, he was alive during part 6, but not the reset. The reset 'killed' almost everyone.
How is that a con? His sheer charisma and love for people overcame hate barriers that would be prevalent in western society for the rest of his life.
He befriended the Stroheim and was moved by that one Nazi officer's death. Joseph Joestar is not constrained to your prejudices.
>not using a numb hand to masturbate
Obviously. "During the reset" means that he was still kicking up until the point of it happening. I didn't say he was alive after the reset.
When will Araki answer what jappened to Josuke, Giorno and Joseph anyways?
>but what if Joseph had actually told him about their existence, that vampires like Dio were nothing but a source of food for them?
I don't think he'd care really since they're gone
If only Cars had eaten Dio
> Has been in like 3 plane crashes and lived
At least 4. One when he was a child(Speedwagon's flashback), one during the fight with Cars, one right after their departure in Part 3, one caused by Death 13.
And he had at least one flight without crashing - when he arrived to Japan in the beginning of Part 3.
>And he had at least one flight without crashing - when he arrived to Japan in the beginning of Part 3.
and when he got back from Egypt too.
Why all JoJo shit guys are so ugly? The one in the OP looks like a disgusting nigger and nothin more.
Go back to your moe.
it's an unique artstyle, with more features on the faces than most other manga/anime
it just takes some time to get used to, is all
> unique artstyle, with more features on the faces
the faces of the various characters?
But it's mostly the same face.
that doesn't make my statement any less true
guys what if
they just dont use any of the tons of dosh they are getting from part 3 on part 4?
japan hates it after all
who mahvel here
Parts 3, 4 and 5 are the most popular in Japan.
fuck off back to
>3, 4 and 5
no, japan hates 4, 6 and 7
>Japan hates 4,6, and 7
are you retarded?
Japan doesn't "hate" any of them. 6 and 7 are just the least popular ones.
As for Part 4 - just look at the amount of merch and related stuff they release. It also has the second largest cast in ASB - only Part 3 has more.
Seeing The World in Part 7 was fucking awesome.
Part 8 is so fucking shit, the story, the characters, the art, everything
Japan doesn't like Parts 6 and 7?
Oh, Japan just hates the US being a setting.
Is Emporio the only one alive after the reset?
Why do scanlators have to be such fags
>Johnny molests an unconscious woman
Why is he a good guy again?
>spreading glorious Joestar genes
It's a crime to give it to only one woman.
Also he adopts that invisible baby.
He keeps acting like one.
I often think about Part 6's edning.
The whole universe is reset, Emporio still alive but everyone else looks the same with different names.
but then we go back in time to SBR. So is that scene we see in part six the future or just something else?
I meant he keeps acting like he's the good guy and people keep saying he's cute and what not. I just don't get it.
Either it's the future, and Irene is Kira's daughter and Gappy will be split up again, or SBR is another alternate universe.
I understood it as creating two universes: SBR universe and the incomplete loop universe where emporio is.
There is no sure answer. There aren't any clues pointing yes or no, so the only way to find out is to keep reading.
>there are people who don't like Giorno
Ok I only like his visual design and Gold Experience is a fun stand
>not recognizing him as a great character despite the shit translation
gold experience is a fucking weird stand
I think akari forgot halfway through about the whole "you hurt it, it hurts you" bit. That could have been SO useful
that was for the animals it creates?
also the tree branch he made
It would be over powered as fuck
>Giorno covers himself in ivy or other flexible plant
Should I blow all of my dosh in my bank account to pre-order ASB? I do want a physical copy instead of a digital one but yet I wanna keep some money just in case.
just wait until an actual release date is confirmed
> acting like he's the good guy
> got a bullet to his spine for being an arrogant dick
> has no problem killing his enemies(and doesn't understand why he shouldn't)
> wants the most important holy relic in Christian history only for his own benefit
> considered destroying said relic if it was to fall into the hands of his enemies
> actually considered letting his best friend die to keep parts of said relic
But he's cute, I admit it.
>actually considered letting his best friend die to keep parts of said relic
but he didn't
Be careful she doesn't get you killed
>newfag from /co/ who just got into sword art online talks shit
I didn't express myself properly.
Well, he's just self righteous I guess. Originally I liked him as a likeable asshole type but the more I think about him the more I hate him.
When Gyro was turning into a tree.
/co/ likes Jojo though.
>wants the most important holy relic in Christian history only for his own benefit
>When Gyro was turning into a tree
What I meant was, that he didn't go through with it. He gave up the parts to save Gyro.
He gets involved with Gyro in the first place because of muh legs, and he stays that way for a good while. It's selfish no matter how justifiable it may be.
But he did consider it.
find me one nigga who dont like jojo
What does that have to do with the corpse parts though?
this faggot right here
look at that smug cunt, thinking he's superior.
Fuck you, guy in the picture.
he did ciocollatta shoots a tree he made in their fight. hell probably could have beaten b.i.g. with it.
he thought they would make him walk he didn't have break throughs with spin until he got them
forgot about tree helicopt i can rip myself apart with no blood and no problem and all o dat bullshit
he didn't defeat kars, it was just fucking luck!
he had it all planned out while he was climbing the oil pillar. He predicted everything and the world was like putty in his hands
No, he didn't
Since Jojolion when he stole it to save his wife.
Plus he wanted it for his legs.
>valentine wanted the corpse for his country
>johnny wanted it for himself
>funny killed people to get it
>johnny killed people for it
i don't understand why valentine didn't just drop the gun johnny would have given him the corpse
I didn't completely understand why he was able to walk again. What was the cause?
Was it the power of the complete corpse(as a reference to the miracles of Jesus) or the result of his Spin trainings?
He started by chasing after Gyro's balls, but halfway through the race switched to collecting corpse parts.
why is this so good?
>I didn't completely understand why he was able to walk again.
I think it was Jesus. It just sort of happened at the end.
I wish he had stayed a cripple.
Couldn't Dio freeze time, rip cars to pieces, and basically do whatever he pleased with the chunks?
Even without time freeze The World and Star Platinum are ridiculously strong and fast. Things like vampires are a complete joke to stand users.
It's a bit close to a powerlevel discussion. Both The World and Ultimate Kars are at peak in abilities. I think Kars simply because like it says, he's the Ultimate Being. You can't kill him. The World can stop time and do whatever it wants, but Kars is beyond a genius as the Ultimate Being, and even if he couldn't think his way around stopped time, he can recover from what is done to him.
Plus there's the obvious fact of Dio would die as soon as he touched Kars.
On a similar note, why would he swear on his father's watc- handkerchief if he was lying anyway?
who knows he kept his promise to lucy
It was his resolve, I guess? Personally I always thought the end with the shoot out, and just about everything afterwards was a bit off. He had shown before that he was a man of his word, but he would just stick to the letter of his promise, and not so much the spirit. Like planning on torturing Stephen Steel, but not killing him because he promised he wouldn't.
But really he could have just grabbed an AU Johnny rather than an AU Diego, I think, if he was so resolved to kill Johnny. It also doesn't seem very likely that he just forgot he had a gun on him when he switched bodies and came back.
But if Dio could just pause time, run off, grab a steam roller and throw it on top of Jotaro then what would stop him from pausing time, and flinging Kars up into space again?
Strength, maybe? There are limits to what a vampire can do, and The World isn't the strongest stand in physical terms either. I think it's also worth accounting for the fact that Kars lost to Joseph because he wasn't focused as much as he would normally be, he just wanted Joseph dead and was zoned in on that.
If you wanted to have a 'what if?' match up between DIO and Ultimate Kars, I think that should be taken into account. Kars is technically both the strongest living creature, and the most intelligent.
>sticking to an ambition for 10,000 years
>all the powers of evolution
could kars develop a stand and if he did what would its powers be
Yeah I admit it's a bit power level(ly), but The World and Star Platinum can catch bullets, grab microscopic stands without harming them, and tear through steel. Even without the ability to freeze time it seems that Kars is going to be having difficulty, WITH the ability to freeze time Kars is going to be having some major issues.
Then again this may just be a false pretense, namely that it's a stand up one on one fight. But if both were using all of the resources available to them, then Dio also has other stand users such as Vanilla Ice available.
I cant find any good quality part 3 translations to download.
Is the OVA an okay substitute?
That's a good point about one on one fights too. Unless you're specific like say, put Kars and DIO into an arena, who would win?, then you're considering a whole different way things can turn out.
Kars is smart enough to know when he's out of his element, and when he's losing. So I could definitely see him retreating or throwing minions at DIO or DIO's minions. In the end like a lot of JoJo hypothetical fights, it's highly situational. Just because The World and Star Platinum are super-humanly fast and powerful, doesn't necessarily mean they're faster or stronger than Kars was as the Ultimate Being.
Kars has basically every organic function that exists on Earth at his disposal, and we saw that he was creative and fast in using them. Plus he has super powered hamon. Both Kars and DIO have a lot of things going for them to support their victory, so it's just really hard to tell
Deal with the yellow ones
captcha: constand adiogod
no i'm mad you even made the suggestion
No, the OVA is a terrible substitute. I only recommend watching it once you'ved read all of SDC. A lot of it doesn't have good translations or scans. I think it's just up to volume 17 that have been redone, plus volumes 27 and 28.
Just tough it out like the rest of us did. The scans are the worst in JoJo, but the translation isn't as bad as early Duwang or part 5
He wouldn't have been able to grab Johnny due to infinite rotation; the only reason he was able to get Diego was because he convinced him to follow him. I don't think he forgot about the gun, he just didn't have an opportunity to take it out prior to his ruse
Really if Valentine planned on really going through with his peace offer, he would have left the gun since it's not something you just forget about.
But didn't he say in High Voltage to Diego that he only planned on killing Johnny? He didn't mention making a truce with him
Would it be dumb to read the parts out of order? Some parts seem more interesting to me than others.
It would be really fucking stupid Anon
Would you watch LOTR or Star Wars out of order?
>implying you should watch the prequels before IV-VI
Yes, yes I would.
I liked to read Gyro with an absurd Texan-cowboy accent for most of SBR. Was I alone?
star wars is a bad example, considering it is out of order
>Star Wars out of order
What does that mean exactly?
No, you read them all in order. Even if some don't look interesting on the surface, they'll grow on you when you read them.
But he's Italian
>watching prequels in the first place
I just wanted to skip to Jolyne because I like badass girls.
I started reading part 3 but decided to wait and watch the anime adaptation instead so I can enjoy it more without constantly comparing it to the source material.
Regardless of whatever any tells you:
1. Don't skip parts
2. Don't read parts out of order
For the primary reason that you'll appreciate it more, and for the secondary reason that you'll come here and ask why is this guy important/where did these people come from/etc. and then when someone explains it you'll tell them you didn't read one of the parts and then you will be called a faggot.
So I'll shorten that, read all the parts in order, faggot.
Exactly. He's a Spaghetti Westerner.
Part 6 is my favorite next to Steel Ball Run, but c'mon. You don't just do that. I also dont' see the point in waiting on the anime, because it doens't start for two more months, and it'll run for the rest of the year most likely.
Within two months you could have read all of them if you rush it. Or even not if you did my pace of a volume a day
I understand your joke
Well it's not like I'll just be staring at the walls until it's done airing, there's plenty of other manga I need to get through. I was introduced to Jojo through the anime and want to get the same enjoyment out of part 3 as I did out of parts 1 and 2. If that means holding off on Jojo for a year or so, I'm fine with that.
Thank you anon.
If you haven't read Part 1 and 2 then do that, adaptation was faithful and excellent but the manga is still a little better.
If you really think that's more enjoyable than getting excited over seeing which part you loved in the manga being animated, and talking with others about what they want to see, then do that. I personally don't think anything can beat the source material, and i watched the anime first then read the manga last yaer.
You have to hunger! You have to hunger in a noble fashion!
>I personally don't think anything can beat the source material
That's why I want to read it afterwards, so the anime doesn't disappoint me.
At the end of the day, one of them was giving the dick to Suzie Q and one of them was floating through space, doomed to cease thinking as he longed for death.
Guess which one of those was Joseph.
why are there so few jojo characters that get beheaded?
i cant even make a PLOP video about it
Decapitation is too vanilla for Araki, he likes brutal shit
Apart from Bruford, Tarkus and possibly some no name guys in SBR (I forget the exact specifics of how the Zeppeli family executed using Spin in it) no one comes to mind.
They just used the Spin to calm the prisoners down and send them into a trance or euphoric state, something like that. Then it was regular beheading.
Dio to himself
That seems wholly pointless but I'll go with it.
While that may have happened (haven't read SC in a while), you sure you don't mean Vanilla Ice.
>That seems wholly pointless but I'll go with it.
When does the next JJL chapter come out? I've nearly caught up and after a year of reading a new (to me) JoJo chapter every day, I'm afraid of getting withdraws once I do catch up
>not waiting for jojolion to finish so you can read it all with no pauses
holy shit that was cool
I've watched it before. I love Weather. But seriously, new JJL this month?
am....am i wrong to feel a bit let down about SDC Dio? I think the whole series was set up to just build him up, just everyone talking him up that by the time he actually appears and does his thing, he couldn't measure up to the hype. Or maybe I was too attached with PB Dio where he taunts Jojo in person from time to time and you see him do his fucked up Dracula shit while waiting for Jojo to arrive
No, I felt that way too. I've always preferred PB Dio to SDC DIO. Dio was much more active as a villain in part 3, and while Dio's World was a great arc, Dio himself was more flat than he was in PB.
But I've always felt like the villians that only show up at the end were the weakest in terms of characterization and filling like a antagonist. DIO just hung out in his mansion and groped Jonathan's body for a few months until they show up.
>DIO just hung out in his mansion and groped Pucci's body for a few months until they show up.
It's because he had such a large and well fleshed out role in Part 1, you saw his beginning and the roots of his ambition all the way through to how he tried to implement his plans for world domination. And he had a constant adversary in Jonathan throughout the whole thing.
In Part 3, once he knew what his stand could do it increased his already arrogant thoughts to the point where he thought there's no point getting worked up over anything because who could possibly stop him now. This meant that he spent most of the story looking mirrors (odd that a vampire could do this at all) and reading books in his mansion until the final fight.
The final fight however was fucking beautiful.
i never understood why if that is his hat or his hair
in the flashback he had the same hair with no horns
>he started by chasing after Gyro's balls
>"I must know the secret of the steel balls!"
Like you wouldn't chase after Gyro's balls
i must know the secret of gappy's four balls!
i wonder if pat finished part 4 yet
Does it serve gyros?
Fuck I'm blind and retarded.
People actually care about those guys?
>entire video is wacky and bizarre
>except that one part
Fuck you, video maker
Where did they get that from? A Steel Ball Run anime I don't know about?
> drama part finishes
> trying to hold back tears
> wacky esidisi crying
I blame dai
ASB game voices.
Yes, it's from a secret JoJo anime
nobody jokes about the gyro scene
COME ON, JOHNNY! ROAST BEEFY O'WEEFY IS WAITING FOR US!
>not watching the asb ovas in blu ray
what the fuck
will Shizuka ever have a role in the series
>WAMMU WAMMU WAMMU WAMMU
why am i aroused
Nope. No Joseph's kids one shot for you
damn shame, it'd be interesting to see a stand that deals with invisibility in the hands of someone that's not a child
D-did you just reference DRWP?
That's delicious. Who made these?
some pixiv artist named akaneko
>ahah, uncle josuke has really weird hair, doesnt he daddy
I never expected Tusk would become such a creepy stand
>oi squirt what did you just say about my hair
>cars gets a stand that allows him to return to earth
>his mind is still mush
>his abilities, body, and motives are a mystery
zombie cars would be pretty cool
I would never guess such a high pitched cry would go with something so horrifying
I really hope we see loli Jolyne at the end of SDC. She's a miracle
It's the times. That was probably a really accurate way to translate that.
Did part 5 get completely retranslated yet?
Not even close
only up to the zucherrio (i think thats his name) fight
then diavalo killed the translation team for figuring out his identity and gave shizuka the Japaneses cold
I also felt that way. I think he went down too fast for the lenght of SDC, given that he'd been the clear goal of the whole thing.
Not to mention that already knowing about both Za Warudo AND Ore ga Toki o Tometa (Thanks to ASB's trailer) before going in had almost killed all surprises for me.
The batman stunts that Jotaro pulled were awesome though, I wish it'd gone for longer.
How do you abbreviate every part?
4. DIU? DINC?
5. VA? GW?
How do the Japanese do it?
Japanese usually use full names or just call them "part x", like ３部 etc.
>herd u talkin shit like I wouldn't notice
Can we all agreed that Parts 7,4 and 2 are the best?
Who is Josuke's other half?
I bet it's Diego
I like the (comparatively) simplistic and straightforward way 1 was. Hell, remove the vampire part it's a story about a sociopath who hates his father and is too self absorbed to accept his new family as anything else than a stepping stone to greatness and a son who lost almost everything and still stood strong without compromising his morality.
How does everyone in Part 4 know that Jotaro can stop time?
Shouldn't Dio be the only one to find out? Why would Joseph, Jotaro or Polnareff go around divulging it?
That would be great.
why wouldn't they
Part 1 is just Kenshiro meets Dracula.
he doesn't go for the kill like Dio used to so time stopping and letting people live probably gives them enough chance to piece together why shit keeps instantly changing when he's fighting. It's also an easier conclusion to jump to with all the stands being a lot more diverse and unusual compared to most of 3's
But he says he hasn't used it since Dio, yet a lot of people know about it before even meeting Jotaro.
Why would you go out of your way reveal your ace?
It came from the rumour mill
also, so to not make jotaro completely unstoppable, like seriously some of the Part 4 antognists try to get into his hotel room wouldn't have been so cautious if they thought jotaro only had a punchfast stand, so they'd get ZAWARUDO'd pretty fast
although it would be funny if araki had pulled a reverse "dio's mansion" vibe with jotaro's hotel stay, like jotaro pulling dio's "put someone at the bottom of the stairs after they go up the stairs" trick.
That's kind of what I was expecting when Jotaro showed up as a supporting character.
I thought he'd be around town as a relief character (not comic relief, as in "we can always call Jotaro to clean things up") until things got dangerous and his Za Warudo got countered easily.
Kira does fuck up Jotaro to show the audience that he means business, but Za Warudo is barely used and always guarded against.
kinda embarrassing that the move you use to end the terror that plagued your family for over a century gets punked by a brown rat
Gappy is totally Kira/Jesus
But Jesus is already back in USA whe he belongs.
do you think female funny valentine would leave the corpse behind. besides what about the dog
Sorry, meant to say *doge
>tfw Iggy won't be in the new universe ;_;
the one giving everbody stands
fuck you you're not me
>YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW! YOU SUPER RETARD!
why is that not a banner yet?
>the one giving everbody stands
>implying it's not Giorno
best fan art
>the one giving everbody stands
I'm sorry but what.. A dog is giving people stands?
yashou and joshuu had bite marks before they got there stands. this dog was skulking by the higashika household
The bit marks.
Part 4 has been completely re-translated, yeah? I might give it a non-duwang re-read.
New teeth made out of stand arrows
How about teeth made of Jesus?
no but mostly retranslated
>She will never punish you
It's still missing 2 volumes, isn't it?
I just reached the last retranslated volume, I guess I'll have to finish it in Japanese.
2 volumes left is a fair effort, I'll just start it and slowly trudge through.
Doesn't look like dog's teeth to me.
probably wasn't the dog
araki did a close up on norisuke then had sandman gut him
I'd rather by punished by fem-Kakyoin, baby.
Are you a father?
If not you are out of luck
Is it gay to want to take a bath with Kira?
bowie, kosaku, bubble bombs, or gappy
Well, I just reached the Kosaku and son's bath quality time, so...
Yes, it's gay.
The best kind of gay.
>Yare yare dawa~
>femJotaro and femDio "fighting"
Is this the highest resolution?
The fact that Jotaro, Josuke, and Giorno's regular clothes are school uniforms always kind of bugged me. They're all pretty modified, but Jotaro and Kakyoin, who go to the same school, don't even match. At least Josuke, Okuyasu, and co. had similar uniforms.
Yes and no.
Those are human teeth. So unless it's a dog with doggy dentures, then it's not a dog.
Hmm the joestars have nice genes
So Narancia's a man in this one?
Also why is Trish so unloved?
it weirded me out at first the massive height differences of Koichi and some of the others when they're all suppose to be about the same age. Made me read the Yukako arcs like she was a relentless /ss/ fiend
>So Narancia's a man in this one?
He's a reverse trap.
Well, Jotaro and Josuke are supposed to be about 2m tall each, so pure-Japanese Koichi always looked fucking short. It's hilarious that he looks somewhat normal around Hazamada and Lock-guy, but Rohan makes him look like a toddler.
It's just Esidesi with tits
Now we're talking
I wonder if we'll ever get much fanart for that pillar woman who appeared briefly in the anime. I heard her name was Abba or something.
Wamuko best girl.
Does femGappy have four nipples?
>My Ultimate Being Can't Be This Cute
I wonder how different part 2 would have been between Josephine and Caesar
>What if JJBA was magical girl shenanigans instead
is hamon completely extinct or could anyone from the joestar/kujo/brando bloodline use it? this is a hypothetical question, because iirc only 1 in 1000 or 10000 people could be a hamon warrior
Two sets of ovaries. It's much more subtle.
Would male-Yasuho just be Koichi?
Pillar Girls SoL when?
>they are a band of delinquents
>ACDC is ill-tempered and sadistic
>Cars is a manipulative bitch
>Wham is proud and honorable
>Santana is a retard
Is there anyone left to even teach it?
Josuke is a teen, I think it makes sense.
it's become a redundant skill; there's no more vampires, which was the main reason to learn hamon at the turn of the 20th century, stands can perform abilities far outside even the most bullshit of hamon tricks and I don't know if there's anyone left who can actually teach; Joesph is too far gone by part 4 and Lisa Lisa fucked off and probably died of old age or at the least never cared to teach again
even if there's no more vampires, hamon can really fuck you up, think of combining your stand power with it like joseph did
It would have been 2cute.
>there's no more vampires, which was the main reason to learn hamon at the turn of the 20th century
Wait. Why did the ancient Eurasians even develop Hamon in the first place if all the vampires were in America?
Assuming that they developed it over time after Cars and company started killing people, Cars would have no trouble getting to the Aja stone the first time.
Also, couldn't Hamon do neat tricks aside from killing vampires, like healing people and stuff?
>All these people ruing JoJos with disgusting women parts
I'm surrounded by fucking fags.
So I'm reading Jojolion, and Daiya wants Gappy to sing Bicycle race by Queen, does that mean Freddy can transcend universes?
Freddy is a universal constant
well again, we run into the problem of lack of instructors; Straights went cuckoo, Lisa Lisa remarried and probably lived peacefully, really doubt Joesph felt like teaching squat. Basically that left not-Loggins whose home planet needed him for all we know what happened to him. Araki just wants to keep playing with his stands so hamon stays buried in the closet
Everyone is the same but different. Some more the same than others.
Stand Arrows are really the reshaped bones of our reality's Freddie
>Truly, truly, cut that shit out, Gyro.
>There's no other way I can say it...
If part 7 ever has an animation, I'd want this to the ED,
also i know JoJo's doesn't cover up the plot holes very well but in part 3 they went to fight dio because they thought killing him would get rid of jotaro's mom stand, what happened with that?
Holly was fixed and Ghost Kakyoin went back and rero rero'd her all night long.
Why doesn't every Joestar lose his stand? Alternatively, why are Holly and Josuke okay after Dio dies?
well that actually was shown, she was fine once Dio got dusted
now if you're asking why her stand fucked off while everyone else who was affected got to keep theirs well that's a fucking mystery
Also, why didn't Josuke restore that guy who became a monster because of Dio's magic wearing off?
Shit. Now I need to reread that chapter. There had to be a reason why he didn't try using his power on Okuyasu's dad.
I assumed her stand ability calmed down she was just never aware and never used it.
It was her stand going Berserk because she wasn't cut out to be a stand user right?
I mean it is shown that getting pierced by the arrow if you aren't suitable will straight up kill you so I guess forcing a stand out of a person can't be very healthy for them.
Why do they even think killing Dio will help her anyways?
Okuyasu's brother just said it wasn't something his stand could heal or something.
No further explanation is given.
Araki magic I don't gotta explain shit
Probably one of the better ED picks I've seen in a while
well even if it didn't, killing an immortal vampire using your ancestor's body and building an evil army should probably be something you get around to eventually
I love how /v/ is afraid of Araki because of that image
I disagree. Led Zeppelin is a cover band that never gives credit to the original artist. Why not get the real version of the song instead? It's probably some baller ass blues singer too.
What is the story behind this?
I only choose Led Zeppelin because Zeppeli.
I just reread it. Okuyasu's brother doesn't even mention shit after Josuke offers to heal his father. Then Josuke fixes the picture and next scene is Okuyasu watching his brother get his shit fried by Chili Pepper.
/v/ nicknamed him Donutman. I haven't been on /v/ in a while but it's pretty funny.
The image used to have a small resolution, but was 3mb or something. A lot of people thought it was a virus.
The ultimate loli.
Then why put a plot-holey excuse to do it?
>cars as a gothic lolita ojou-sama
>wham as a badass patient father
ticking clock, artificial suspense, etc
>the more time we take, the more people Dio will kill
It worked on Part 1, why not on Part 3?
Doesn't it heal all wounds inflicted? What if Josuke's Crazy Diamon healing is seen as a wound and therefore is cancelled.
Why was it that Polnareff was the non-Joestar Crusader who got the most spotlight, chapters based around him or sharing most of it with another character, the only one who had a good reason to follow them (To kill J. Geil for killing and raping his sister rather then "We need to help Joseph and Jotaro kill Dio), the only non-Joestar to survive, and the only ally in the series, besides Speedwagon if you count SWF, to have a large role in another part?
Because he was a pretty cool guy.
I didn't mind it because I main him in heritage for the future.
polnareff is love
Stardust Crusaders is actually the story of Polnareff's international journey to avenge his sister and conquer his semi-rational fear of bathrooms. The stuff with Dio was just a sub-plot.
What do you think the Wall Eyes are?
I think they are the SBR equivalent of the Pillar Men
pretty soon they're gonna pop out and star posing and shit
And all the shit in part 5 was just build up for when you saw Polnareff.
>implying this wouldn't be perfect
>yfw Polnareff is still alive because he is a turtle and animals cross universes instead of being replaced by Made in Heaven like humans
You mean the part where he fucks over Narencia
Only dead ones get replaced.
Anyway god knows what happened to the rest of the JoJo cast. It's best to think that they probably made it through okay at worst being reincarnated as similar but different copies.
I just don't want GioGio's trials to be all for not.
He probably doesn't exist anymore due to Dio never boinking any women with Jonathans body in this universe.
How hyped are you?
Why would they be afraid of Araki eating a donut
Araki is cute, and has been for the past 7000 years.
>He probably doesn't exist anymore due to Dio never boinking any women with Jonathans body in this universe.
But Jonathan's body still exists. I mean he could just be another one of Joseph's bastard children.
God knows he loves his Italian women.
I think the story is that sometime in the past year, /v/ had a kind of urban legends type thread. Discussing stuff like lostboy.exe, and other shit that would be urban legends for the board. Some JoJo fan posted the image of Araki eating a donut during a conversation in there about viruses being put inside images and then uploaded to the site, so if you saved them or even enlarged them you'd get a virus.
I guess /v/ doesn't know Araki, even though they have JoJo threads sometimes, so they called him Donutman. Some of them thought it was real to, so they freak out if you post that picture of Araki eating the donut when it's about 3MB
While you got a point about the covers, I think you're overlooking the fact that Zeppelin popularized the songs they covered. No one would know about When The Levee Breaks aside from blues fans, if not for them. At this point Zeppelin's version is just as authentic in the public eye as the orginal.
Isn't GER supposed to be immune to STH?
Somebody spread a rumor that somebody embedded a virus in that picture that causes a screamer to pop up at random times
I think the better side of /v/ most likely knows Araki. It's probably the shitposters that don't know him.
Man I remember lostboy
One guy was trying to send it to PewDiePie for him to play it but some fag with a pony avatar ruined it
I just can't think of how GER would prevent GioGio from being sucked into a looping universe without you know stopping the looping universe.
I mean STH doesn't exactly kill anyone it just speeds up time without affecting living things.
Would you buy a JoJo dakimakura?
>Only dead ones get replaced
But Made in Heaven creates a new version of each person every time it recreates the universe.
>better side of /v/
You better have a damned good reason for that shit.
Ponies ruin everything, including JoJo.
Before /v/ got completely shit you could have a decent thread about JoJo.
I think they all moved to the ASB thread on /vg/ though.
Yeah the dead ones get replaced by similar copies but everyone else is the same but is just slightly aware of future events.
We read the same thing right?
That probably means the outside.
Does that mean the Pillar Men are somewhere in this Universe?
The other side to that was a severed hand, right?
It exists. It comes out only when they have either a /co/, /a/ (that's about JoJo or Berserk) or RARELY have a mediocre video game thread.
You can still have really awesome JoJo threads.
Yeah, pretty much. There's a lot to explore with this new universe.
Honestly I think the JoJo threads that pop up on /v/ are better than on /vg/ now. /vg/ is where topics go to die, and it shows. The JoJo thread is slow as mollasses, and even when they do talk it's not very on-topic. Like every other general
like what if,
like what if,
A Pillar man had a stand?
Too bad Araki said JoJo was only gonna be a trilogy of trilogies
>everyone else is the same but is just slightly aware of future events
You're thinking of his ideal universe, which was never attained. And if I'm not mistaken, it was never stated that they would be the same people (as in, their personalities and memories from the original universe).
Mind if I got a source on that?
And so what would the trilogies be?
Even if he did say that, it's not like Araki always sticks to his plans
Whammu's would be called Wake me Up
Esidisi's would be called Thunderstruck
Kars's would be called Good Times Roll
If we're talking Ireneverse then yeah I guess GioGio could have attempted staving off reincarnation.
I'm pretty sure that Pucci mentioned that everyone who was alive in the previous universe would be in the looping universe and that Made in Heaven would create similar people to fill in the dead
Stone Mask Trilogy
Stand Arrow Trilogy
Jesus Christ Trilogy
>Wham - I Talk To The Wind
>ACDisi - Hot Blooded
>Cars - Blinded By The Light
>Wake me Up
>not Careless Whisper
In all seriousness, I'm surprised Araki never thought of Pillar Stands.
unless that's how JoJolion is gonna end
Everything Araki does is keikaku doori.
As the same people? I don't remember him saying that.
Was the stand arrow even in part 6?
I mean apart from the stone in the locket that gave Jolyne and Hermes there stand abilities to begin with
Weren't they able to keep Emporio and Weather Report alive enough so Emporio could use Weather Report's Stand disk to prevent Pucci from creating Dio's personal universe?
Anybody notice that Soft and Wet looks similar to Stone Free?
Did the part 5 retranslation ever get finished?
Sure DUWANG is funny at first, but it's legitimately hard to read part 5's translation and know whats going on.
are you blind
Nope. They have similar features.
What if Jesus Christ is actually Cars?
4, and it's nearly complete. 3 or so volumes left I believe. 5's translations are pretty shitty and take away pretty much any emotion whatsoever.
Shoulderpads and ear-poles are all I got.
Reminder that we are going to see the prototype for SAS Stone Free at Wonfes in just less than a week now.
S&W has really feminine legs and arms like Stone Free.
It kinda looks like a combo between it and Killer Queen
It's classic-world Dio.
Educate yourself: http://j-books.shueisha.co.jp/pickup/vsjojo/maijo/01/
The gold and green, with the separations at the joints also reminds me of The World.
>Gappy and friends find all the corpse parts
>take them to the Wall Eyes to see what happens
>Two figures walk out of them
>AWAKEN MY MASTER
>The parts reform into a human
>Commence hardcore posing and homoeroticism
The ability to steal and inject things is much more like Whitesnake, though.
What am I supposed to be looking at?
He makes bubbles too. Maybe he's also Caesar
Valentine > Kira > Pucci > Diavolo = DIO > Dio Brando > Part 8 antagonist > Kars
I also just noticed, does S&W have ball joints?
Why did they include the Megaman 2 theme
Official light novel.
Long story short, Cars survived each universal reset and eventually there's like thirty of him and they all live on Mars and they're really cool and one of them gets a stand which has the power to control other stands and then he uses that to control Killer Queen and Made in Heaven so a bunch of Dios try to take him down and fail and suddenly Valentine comes in and sets everything right.
There's a lot of really golden moments, like alt-Naranica having a submarine stand or alt-Josuke's stand being a fat businessman with a gun. It's supposed to be the story of how Jorge Joestar met LisaLisa, and there's a fantastic scene where he's flying a plane fighting flying zombies and LisaLisa is acting as his tailgunner but she really just jumps out of the plane and punches the zombies in the face.
That doesn't sound canon
Isn't that the same novel where Morioh grows legs?
The only similarity they have are the shoulder pads and pointy ears.
You're gasping at straws anon.
This is JoJo speculation, you have to grasp.
Arguably it's incredibly canon.
It's too bizarre for JoJo
Sounds too randumb for JoJo
Well isn't that a bizarre adventure.
I won't take it as canon
Rohan and Giorno are from the prime universe, and Rohan hid the arrow in Reimi's panties or something. They then use it to get Gold Experience Requiem back but it turns out that killing Diavolo forever made it so that he couldn't die and then Diavolo splits from Doppio to come back. Narancia's new stand is called U-Boat, Bruno's is called Stepmom, Mista's is called Iron Ladies, and Abbachio's is called Videodrome.
This sounds like bad JoJo fanfiction
Yeah and if it wasnt written by Araki that's all I'll consider it
I mean Araki is weird but his shit is at least coherent
Okuyasu's new stand is called "Grand Bleu" and the three dolphins are Jacques, Enzo, and Johanna. Josuke's new stand is called "NYPD Blue". Koichi's new stand is called "Blue Thunder". Seems like all his stands are named after television and movies.
It's GREAT JoJo fanfiction that got published and everything.
nah it sounds totally retarded, and not in the good way
I really want Jorge to get translated. Then we can get a clearer view of it rather than getting summaries and the weird pictures
>mfw Dio could probably easily beat the majority if DBZ characters
Since all I really have access to is the illustration gallery, there's not much I can do.
Part 4 apparently happens similar to the way it normally did, but Valentines interfere. There's three Valentines (aptly named Funny, Funnier, and Funniest). Fatty's new stand is "Stray Dog", Aya's new stand is "Face/Off", and the new Cheap Trick is "Singing in the Rain".
you are looking for a discussion that will get us nowhere my stating this.
>all this hate for Jorge Joestar
It's official, whether it knots your panties or not. Araki okayed it and even drew the cover art. It got official support and advertisements back when the anime was airing.
it still sucks
Good thing it is an alternate universe and not written by Araki so nobody has to give a shit.
That is like caring about the Star Wars novels.
Officially released fanfiction that is, the same with all the other novels. Of course it would get advertised in Shueisha's Jojo add when it got released.
He did. It's called Earth Wind & Fire
It does answer a lot of questions that get asked frequently in JoJo threads like "why was Dio found in the casket if Erina saved herself with it?" or "what happened to Giorno and Rohan after Made in Heaven?".
But yeah, nah, let's just call it shit without even reading it.
>Let's just ca;; it shit without even reading it.
Purple Haze Feedback was a fun read, just because it's non-canon doesn't make it not worth reading. Jorge is my most anticipated to get translated. Too bad Over Heaven got done first, but now maybe Jorge can get some attention
>screwing up a direct quote
I'd love to get a hold of a copy of Jorge Joestar to translate it, but I haven't a clue where to find it now and I'm a cheap bastard. Purple Haze Feedback was great, but Jorge Joestar is a whole other level of crazy.
Also the inclusion of Purple Haze Distortion in All Star Battle was pretty sweet.
Who arw you quoting?
I'm indirectly quoting his entire post through paraphrasing.
> I forget the exact specifics of how the Zeppeli family executed using Spin in it
They mostly used it for torture.
Ultra Jump comes out on 19th in Japan, but we usually get raws a bit earlier.
I'm not sure, but I think we see him once without the hat and he has a simple short haircut.
The Spin was used for medicine, kind of like the Ripple was. They used it to sedate prisoners before executing them kind of like how the Ripple could be used to soothe pain or hypnotise people.
Also Jayro used it to make a chick's tits extra-perky, so it's about at MAGIC as the Ripple was.
One day man. One day. Those commercials were great, I hope the Part 4 anime looks just like 'em.
Does Jorge even have a stand? Oddly enough I never really hear much about him and Lisa Lisa in peoples summaries
>Zeppeli's using the Spin for torture
It's like you didn't pay attention the several times their family history is brought up
Do you think we'll get more part 4 commercials during SDC? Or will it be part 5?
I think they will stick with the part 4 guys because they are reading a manga magazine.
Jorge doesn't have a stand, and instead manages to survive through sheer trickery and being a badass pilot. The novel's pretty gigantic, and Jorge and LisaLisa kind of take the background when the other characters show up. Jorge and alt-Narancia team up and become pretty good friends.
Purple Haze Feedback was shockingly enjoyable. I ended up liking the narcotics team way more than the assassin squad from the manga.
If/when p5 gets animated a Purple Haze Feedback OVA would be a really great addition.
that is awesome
It's a hat
Speaking of Black People why was Smokey a thing?
because Civil Rights
Can you elaborate a bit on Jonathan's part? From what I know PB Dio is different from SDC DIO, who is the same DIO that made Over Heaven, and he's a fake. PB DIO is actually the Corpse from SBR, and when Jonathan's head merges with the Corpse he becomes Ultimate Jonathan.
I liked it more than I did most of part 5. I really didn't see the part with the Stone Mask coming. I thought it was a fantastic nod to the older parts. Honestly an idea I felt Araki should have used
>why was Smokey a thing
> female funny valentine
At first I thought she was Lucy. I still hope she was.
What chapter is this from?
I do too, man. I highly doubt it will, though. Which is a shame, because it looks great.
It does look like an older Lucy. But I do have to acknowledge that there is kinda a sameface problem in part 8
> Josephine trying to dress up as a man to get into a secret base underneath a male monastery
Nvm, found it. It's ch. 22 from JoJolion.
I remember a video being on youtube where it would show all the chibi version of the main villains stands showing off their powers in order.
It was playing with music and I think it was removed. Anyone know what I'm talking about or have a link to it? It was pretty cool.
The mastered their stands and could control them.
Holly never had the willpower to awaken a stand, but because of Jonathan's body a stand was awakened in her by force, so after Dio died, it just stopped manifesting itself.
Crazy Diamond restores things according to Josuke's memory. He had never seen Okuyasu's father before and had no idea of what exactly had happened to him.
He fixed the photograph without knowing what it even was. That photograph had an image of Okuyasu's father on it.
sounds pretty cool
i want to see a chibi king crimson screaming it just works and flipping his arms around
>Crazy Diamond restores things according to Josuke's memory
I don't think that's how it worked
it says it restores things to their original state or what josuke thinks it's their original state.
Well, it's understandable that people will be scared to open a strange .exe file, since it really can contain a virus.
But getting a virus from opening a .png in your browser? Seriously?
It's only got B precision, though, which is why Yuuya's nose doesn't come back just right.
Can you explain something to a person who has never visited /v/?
Why are they so often mentioned as discussing /a/-related things?
because most /a/ posters shitpost on /v/ and most /v/ posters shitpost on /a/
It could be the work of an enemy stand
What I never got is why his pistol would merge anyway, he had been with several of his alternates and none or their clothes or shoes merged
Somebody said it only gave you the virus if you used that 4chan soundplayer thing
Because outside of the durr hurr weeaboo shit posting people on /v/ do like anime to some extent.
It's just that most of them have mediocre taste and end up circle jerking over how awesome "manly" shows are. Think like Gurren Lagann threads.
That and they like to think of themselves as better than /a/ because "muh moeshit" and "muh nostalgia". Except in rare cases like JoJo where people from /a/ usually are able to sit down and have an adult discussion.
Simply put they happen to be terrified of /a/ and want to discuss entry level and masculine stuff.
>implying there isn't a massive crossover between the boards
There probably was but it's pretty subdued now that one of the boards is absolutely terrible.
I'm pretty sure that /a/ is in every Persona and SMT thread, and the ones where people are able to offhandedly mention a few shows that they like without it turning into a Bepop or Gurren Lagann circlejerk.
Yeah, sorry, I remembered it wrong. I though the prisoner was screaming because of the steel ball.