I want to drink her piss
Huh, I just noticed the moomins and their house.
Witches of Aurora scans where?
I must have more. ;_;
So, why do the Nips love the Finns so much?
I want to impregnate
You and me both brother
7 years later... why is there still no Strike Witches video game?
Even a flash game similar to Kancolle would be nice
There are 3.
There are 4 official Strike Witches video games and a few small flash fangames.
Still find his broken english the cutest
i can remember a 360 game that went for PSP aswell, a PS2 visual novel and a DS game
I don't even know what moomins have to do with Finland.
Isn't the animation japanese and the writer Swedish?
Don't look at me like that it gets me heated
I prefer Perrine.
>and a DS game
There's 2 but only one of them is fun
I wonder what kind of things she's done to her Trude doll.
>The Moomins (Swedish: Mumintroll, Finnish: Muumi) are the central characters in a series of books and a comic strip by Swedish-Finn illustrator and writer Tove Jansson, originally published in Swedish by Schildts in Finland.
>The Moomins have since been the basis for numerous television series, films and even a theme park called Moomin World in Naantali, Finland.
Gee, I wonder!
The writer was Finnish and the animation was a Japanese-Finnish collaboration
never heard of them
heck i don't think it was even promoted here
Oh, my bad. I thought the moomins were frequently connected to Eila because there were no swedish witches, kinda like surstromming.
Here, have some salmiakki.
I don't think they ever left nippon.
We use them all the time for reactions
Which Witch's butt smells the most fragrant?
>i don't think it was even promoted here
Except all the time?
PSP game is Hakugin no Tsubasa, PS2 VN is Anata no Dekiru Koto and 360 game is Shirogane no Tsubasa, i don't know the DS games because i don't have a DS
W-why are her pants down?
the only answer
Do you really have to ask that question?
My my, Sanya, you've...changed.
Do you even know how salmiakki tastes, anon? It's terrific.
Best witch can carry the most weapons.
There are people in the thread who haven't played the fan made SW touhou like game
Have you people no shame?
It's okay to change rolls if you're in love
But she changed more than roles, /a/non.
All in the name of perfection
Daily reminder that Sanya is the nickname for the male name Aleksandr.
Goddammit you people say the thread is dead all the time so much it doesn't even matter.
You gotta represent better than that, stop having no faith in the love.
>that erica profile and pantsu picture
GODDAMMIT I CAN"T UNSEE FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK
...unsee what? Now I'm mordibly curious.
It looks like she's a head on a waist.
at least you're using shift and not capslock
Oh, you meant the PORTRAIT and pantsu picture, not the PROFILE and pantsu picture.
So you are wrong
Check your russian
The computers at work run on Linux which doesn't support capslock so I got used to holding shift to angry post.
Wait, then what are you talking about?
I was simply wondering what there is to unsee with the pantsu and profile picture.
Your image doesn't prove anything. Sanya IS a nickname for Aleksandr.
Additional information: Сания is a female name, but the way it's pronounced in the anime is Саня, the male nickname.
That's just a made up name like they did for Yoshika and Mio
It's like Alexandra for english
What about Sasha
Also a nickname for Aleksandr.
Dude whatever you say stay in denial all you want
What? I'm simply stating a curious and fun fact.
You are misleading which is different
It's just an alteration they do since they make witches based off one pilot
Then where do you Yoshika Miyafuji from Kaneyoshi Mutou?
You're over-complicating this and I'm not here to argue. Again, I simply stated a curious fact, I'm not trying to imply anything about how the characters are named.
>all this name talk
You guys are forgetting the fact that japs are REALLY clueless about any language outside their own.
Going to use our latest suomus witch, Eini Luukkanen (Based on Eino Antero Luukkanen), as an example.
The katakana for Eini's second name is "Antia", which makes absolutely no sense.
Now, Anita on the other hand is a common finnish female name.
tl;dr: japs cannot into names
I'm just following the theory Humikane had in mind when designing the cast
Which witch had only one pilot to be based off
Sanya was the only that had a female pilot, but making her based off 2 pilots would be weird since Humikane's chart didn't mention it
But I never said she was based off 2 pilots. Her name really is a random name as you said, I didn't deny that.
Yes. Thus pronouncing Сания as Саня, which is a male nickname. I don't blame them, because not everyone can into Cyrillic.
>Her name really is a random name as you said, I didn't deny that
Oh... Then I most have misunderstood you at some point
I apologize then
I love you too.
But it's far too late for me
I'll catch the thread again tomorrow
Good night, sleep tight.
rpop is super lewd.
Keeping the love alive with some more rpop.
There's a "new" 504th manga, right? Who's going to be the main character?
>Basically no /ss/ doujins with Charlotte
God dammit. Why did Kancolle have to get all the /ss/ people? I just wanna see Charlotte molest a young mechanic on base ;_;
All the witches need one /ss/ doujin at least and yet there are none. So sad.
There are so many worthy girls in Strike Witches it almost seems unfair to make one a main character. I wish they would just give everyone equal screentime
>implying there's no shirley /ss/
There is also that shitty dress up social game on smartphones.
Oh yeah. Had forgotten the new one.
It could have been so much better too.
Yeah, the first DS game is fun because it's a strategy combat game with enough difficulty where you actually have to play to the witches' strengths and abilities in order to succeed. Unfortunately, it had a few bugs, but I enjoyed the first game a lot more than the second one.
The gameplay of the second DS game was nothing more than a series of Rock-Paper-Scissors matches. Cute graphics, but not fun.
Both games had very very interesting stories though. There's pretty much routes for all characters, and most of them were entertaining.
rpop saving the love again
stop that ;_;
>all Perrine doujin is shit except that one with Lucchini, Lynne and the Neuroi
Well, naturally. Though I don't even know the one you're talking about.
Don't be rude, she's an angel.
what the fuck is this?
Perrine's meaty thighs.
>open embeded link
>close embeded link
Please never post that again.
I wish there was a full blown Strike Witches MMO in the style of Cosmic Break.
Stop advertising your shit.
>not making 4chanX displaying the title of the video directly
How would cuddling with Minna be like?
Sexual. No way around that.
guys, wats a Rilezu cel?
I saw a cel of this on ebay. Is it legit from the show?
Just searching for good AMVs on youtube, but posting the worst ones is more fun anyway.
You people wouldn't appreciate good ones anyway because you hate AMVs by default.
So you're admitting to shitposting and even trying to justify it. Why not try posting something good instead of shitposting?
MADs are always welcome, I don't know where you got the idea that people hate AMVs. Niconico links are also welcome, doesn't have to be youtube.
This prompted me to take a look through some of my old unsorted SW folders, and sure enough it was there.
Now I just need to remember the name of the one that had Perrine as the main protagonist. I'm sure there was something like that.
Eilanya MAD time? Eilanya MAD time.
Fan products like this remind you how Japan's doujinshi culture is just amazing.
Imagine doing something like that ANYWHERE else.
Best gourmet race MAD.
I want to drink with Trude and listen to her sad story.
I would hold her when she cries.
No, THIS is true love.
You guys shouldn't be so obscene.
Either that plane is really big or the witches are just really small.
Why so prude?
Eh. The plane is a bit oversized, Trude is like 5'4" or so.
Fighter aircraft (and comparable roles) tend to be a lot bigger than one would think if they've never been around them though. The reverse is true with bombers; trying to squeeze through Nine-O-Nine or Aluminum Overcast with 20 other people sure is a lot of fun.
Sanya wants a pure thread.
I couldn't help but laugh. I wonder where Sanya went.
Haha, oh god what is that?
4chan bug, images got switched. I guess Sanya ended up somewhere in /pol/
Poor Sanya ;_;
I want to be Heidi's Teddy.
Wouldn't you rather be Heidi's friend?
I'd molest Heidi!
I thought Trude liked them younger.
Well developed girls are fine too.
Seeing Trude being happy makes me happy too.
Hey. Do you know pop-cake gifs?
Stumbled upon this in jun nijiura
Left boob shadow. Cannot unsee.
Which witch as best boobs? I am gonna have to say Shirley, because her fun bags make everyone happy in times of need.
>witch as boobs
uh yeah i guess?
So Luchinni would be a board
I realized I made an error then the site decided to go down. It's supposed to be "Which Witch has best boobs?"
Well...too often people just jump at you because they see "AMV" without further giving it a chance....sorry for shitposting.
I think this AMV is pretty well done
Why is Minna so lovely?
I can hear Trude saying, "Oi! Harutoman!" in my head.
Seeing Trude blush makes me blush too.
I don't know what's going on here but I want to be directly in the middle of that.
My heart seems to melt every time I listen to her singing Lili Marleen.
She'll never be the same after that.
Would Sanya like Putin as President of Orussia?
I found where the pic was posted on /int/, but no trace of Sanya...he probably deleted his post and reposted.
Well, she's gay, but kids are easily influenced so there's a possibility she would be cured and become a Putinist.
That's not as bad as /pol/, but 4chan's /int/ isn't the best of /int/ boards.
Maybe Putin gets influenced by the magic of Eilanya.
He likes anime, so it's possible.
Who can be cold hearted enough to delete her?
Putin likes anime?
I suddenly like him more after hearing this and him convicting Pussy Riot along with how he handled the stupid Green Peace hippies.
If crossboarding wasn't a bad thing I'd call him out on it!
What? Are you telling me the President of Russia is a weabo?
Oh god you guys came a long way
looks completely legit.
Eila. Cute and petite.
Would sleep with in a non sexual way
i'm normally not into younger witches but I would make an exception for Sanya.
What's next on his tsun harem, Perrine?
Would care for as if she were my imouto.
In the Big Boobs category it's Lynne. Her boobs are soft and well shaped. Also she smells nice and isn't into sports a lot so she's not straining them and making them sag early.
In the Medium Boobs category I vote for Barkhorn. Firm and round mounds on a well-trained strong body.
In the Small Boobs/DFC category I vote for Lucchini. Beautiful flat soft round pillows making it easy to get as close to her heart as you can get, and as she grows she might win the other categories too in the end.
>i'm normally not into younger witches
Eila, pls. stop being so lewd. We already know that you'd you're waifu.
I respectfully disagree about the best category. Perrine is waaay better.
Putin has good taste. I wonder what other Eastern European presidents like?
Big boobs category for me is Marsielle, nicely rounded and they would probably feel really soft and would be pleasant to use as a pillow.
Medium Boobs category, I agree about Barkhorn being the winner here, I like how she doesn't expose them as much and it's always a surprise whenever she gets them out.
Small boobs, Sanya because the design of dfc on her is just perfect and I don't imagine her looking too good with medium boobs or big boobs.
>You'll never use Barkhorn's chest as a pillow
>I wonder what other Eastern European presidents like?
Doesn't Putin have a twitter or a public mail or somethig? I remember hearing that in the news a few years back. We could write to him and ask him who's his favorite witch.
Sorry, but non-lolis with DFC are bestest.
look at how indifferent the official boob expert Lucchini is towards her breasts...
Well, depending on where you draw the border you could view Perrine as a loli too....but I don't want to start that discussion again because I agree with your point. DFC on on older girls is great.
That's true, but for me she's just a teen, whatever is the Chinese animation term for that...
You know what I want
To pat Helma on the head lovingly and told her she did a good job?
Peeing your pants is not doing a good job.
>she did a good job
I'd only say that if she hit my mouth or a cup for me to drink
10/10 filename. I was hoping for it.
Would you cuddle her when she cries after sex?
>cries after sex
Why would I stop when it starts getting good?
Why would she cry after sex, anon?
Why wouldn't you just continue
She seems like the type who would cry while talking about her old dreams before going into the Karlsland army.
Post sex with witches.
Gertrude-Would cry as already stated, lots of comforting, possible more sex.
Shirley-She would just fall asleep, you get to use her breasts as pillows if you want.
Lynette-Would let you sleep in for a moment before she brings you breakfast in bed.
Mio-LOTS of cuddling.
Naw...she'd dominate you, push you down, mount you...she's rather impulsive.
She might cry if you get closer to her emotionally though, but not necessarily during or after sex.
>Mio-LOTS of cuddling.
More like lots of HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
You put it in
"HA HA HA"
>Naw...she'd dominate you, push you down, mount you...she's rather impulsive.
I want this.
>not led by eila
Fucking moonaliens, don't they know Santa comes from from Suomus.
Of course they do.
>that yellow, nearly black, shade
Has this doujin ever been made?
It's not just the filename, the sound is also embedded in.
Could be because most AMVs are shit. MADs are usually better though, even though they're technically the same thing. Just different connotations.
*Casual, meaningless sex. Mostly with her on top just having her way with me: Erica
*No sex, just gentle cuddling: Sanya
*No sex, just a nice full body massage, followed by gentle cuddling: Lynne
*Rough, kinky sex where we take turns blindfolding each other and acting out rape fantasies, followed by gentle cuddling: Eila
*69, followed by gentle cuddling: Lucchini
*Blowjob, gazing up at me, with eyepatch off: Mio
*Doggie style, with her tail caressing my balls while she yiffs loudly: Yoshika
*The most loving, caring, passionate sex imaginable. Mostly in the missionary position, deeply embracing and gazing intently into each others eyes: Trude
*Brutal S&M shit where I tie her up and torture her with her growling the whole time. Climaxing with me blowing a load all over her face and glasses. Then I make her clean up the room and make me pancakes while insulting her the whole time until she breaks down and cries. Then I rebuild her by apologizing and telling her how beautiful she is. Followed by gentle cuddling. Followed by surprise buttsex while she is asleep. Followed by more growling: Perrine
I would hold her tight, kiss her on the forehead and whisper "Ich liebe dich." in her ear.
>Brutal S&M shit where I tie her up and torture her with her growling the whole time. Climaxing with me blowing a load all over her face and glasses. Then I make her clean up the room and make me pancakes while insulting her the whole time until she breaks down and cries. Then I rebuild her by apologizing and telling her how beautiful she is. Followed by gentle cuddling. Followed by surprise buttsex while she is asleep. Followed by more growling: Perrine
fuck whoever wrote this shit
is this nigga serious?
Who wouldn't buttfuck Minna? I bet the experience is amazing, you'd just be dickless afterwards...
Your penis would cease to exist as it would be grinded to dust as soon as you so much as touched her butt.
At least I could touch Minna somehow.
Why can't she be real? ;_;
I wonder which would be more deadly? Anal with Minna or a hand job from Gertrude?
i'm off to sleep to ponder about these questions anyway.
I want to kiss Erica's belly.
Would you blow on her tummy while during?
I bet she'd start laughing and squirming around if you did that. It would be adorable.
I know this board has an unhealthy fixation with Erica, but what about Ursula? It doesn't seem like she gets enough love.
>hand job from Gertrude
Would you even be able to walk right after sex with her?
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
Would you take responsibility though?
Thanks. I won't fap I swear!
You DON'T want that.
I want to cuddle with Erica. It bet it feels like heaven.
I-I shouldn't ponder such things.
Ursula really needs more of an appearance, really wish her World Witches article was translated.
What if there's like a 5 minute anime set in the Strike Witches universe which is a comedy about Gertrude babysitting Ursula and Erica?
Oh Gertrude, why are you so pretty?
>fapping to the lovely Trude
I would kill myself before doing such a thing.
Would give a kidney for
Is Gertrude sexier miserable or happy?
That sounds amazing. Anime can just be over after that.
Trude is propaganda material.
What are you gay?
I fap to her every night.
It would obviously be when they are younger, how far back do Trude and Erica go anyway?
I want to rub Trude's droopy ears.
Is Gertrude purest witch in 501?
Her imouto fantasies taint her somewhat.
You're the worst type of human being
But she's close to being purest of the bunch? I don't think there's a witch who could rival her besides Sanya who just wants to be reunited with her family.
I think they just met in JG52 early war, not friends since childhood or anything. Really hope i'm not forgetting anything.
If there's ever a witch who needs a man in her life this has got to be it.
>not the most desperate
Witches in 501 who are non virgins.
Karlsland, Karlsland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt –
Karlsland, Karlsland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt!
Karlsche Frauen, karlsche Treue,
karlscher Wein und karlscher Sang
Sollen in der Welt behalten
Ihren alten schönen Klang,
Uns zu edler Tat begeistern
Unser ganzes Leben lang –
Karlsche Frauen, karlsche Treue,
Karlscher Wein und karlscher Sang!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das karlsche Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand –
Blüh im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, karlsches Vaterland!
I want to be that man, would tenderly love her if Gertrude motivates me to do something with my life in a loving way.
Shirley seems like she would've slept with someone back in Liberion or one of her mechanics who knows his shit that impressed her.
Mio has definitely had dick.
Minna would be better off with Mio or the other girls. Trude, on the other hand, would be better off with me.
Who needs a man when you have Erica?
If you could be any witch who would you be?
>Mio has definitely had dick
Why would I be a witch when I could just be a male in the SW universe and hope to procreate.
Maybe you wanted to fly
How about being a fighter pilot?
Then Perrine kills you.
Be a pilot and hardly talk to any of the witches because Minna won't allow it
Or be a witch and sleep and fuddle with anyone whenever you want
That's a hard decision man
my waifu wouldn't kill me
She might be your waifu, but you might not be her husbando.
Yaaay, it's here finally. That only took for-fucking-ever.
"Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein"
"Und das heisst:"
I told you it'd get there today
Be sure to get the nendo add on set with the wings.
It's a super good figure. Really wish they would release Minna so the Karlslanders could be together.
>sleep and fuddle with anyone whenever you want
I'm not a girl but I highly doubt that's how it works.
Nice. Welcome to the plastic witches club.
That's kinda Yoshika's whole plot
It was technically due today I was just really hoping I'd get it yesterday. Although if I would have had to wait til Monday I would have shot a nigga.
I think you're joking, but I hope you're not.
Also, when the hell did the instructions get so detailed? I'm used to them being like three pictures and that's it.
WHAT THE FUG GOOD SMILE, THERE'S LIKE 12 FUCKING TABS HOLDING THE PLASTIC TOGETHER. I CAN'T GET THE GODDAMN THING OPEN.
I have a almost complete set of the 501st in the other room that isn't Alter because I'm poor.
You need to have Yoshika's curious newcomer personality too. You can't be an autistic and socially retarded witch and expect that everyone would let you sleep/cuddle with.
I'm being serious. Erica is an angel after all.
I should get a Lucchini too and dress her like a devil.
What is Heidi and Prinzessin
I've been highly considering that but I don't think the halo is compatible with the hat, and the set not compatible with the 501st JFW logo base (though the wings may be).
Wish her nendoroid had more accessories. Feels like the newer ones have gotten much more attention in that respect.
And Hug Bunny.
>having Perrine as a waifu
You're already dead.
I added the wings which came with Miku 2.0 to my Erica AGP. They work well.
You kids these days... Spoiled rotten, I tell you. This is the first Nendo I've owned above release 200 and I can't believe how many parts this thing has. You practically have extras! Honestly if I have three faces I'm ecstatic.
I don't even have one and I'm happy enough just seeing the ones you guys have
Finally decided on a pose. Time to let her meet the others.
Seriously, my Konata came with just enough parts to make her stand, and even then one of them broke. It was like brain surgery to glue it back together.
CAPTCHA: ergearci collector
is her arm in properly?
So much shit under the keys
Have you no shame?
Also her arm pop it in better
Aw shit, it wasn't wanting to go in right but I though I got it.
The Kancolle guys are the real spoiled ones. Those nendos are ridiculous.
By the way, have fun getting the tail on if you ever equip her for strikers. And don't be surprised if it loses balance three months from now and executes a surprise Sturm maneuver.
Half of mine fall over every other day. Marissa is probably the worst. Then again I have her leaning back, so that's probably the problem. Also I'm scared to look up the Kancolle nendos now.
She comes with complete battle damage.
So yesterday all the Hanna fags got too drunk to post
We missed you guys
I drank too much and slept in while watching chinese cartoons.
That is the cutest fucking turret I've ever seen. It makes me want to watch it. But the Kancolle-fags that shit up these threads make me not want to. I am conflicted.
It was very odd that no one seemed to care about the new Afrika LN.
It's a game thou
I don't care much about the tanks
It's not a fucking anime? WHY THE FUCK WAS IT ON /a/ THEN?
Because this is /v/ now
It gets more shitposting than these threads thou
You're shitting me
"Keizou Kusokawa to Direct "Kan Colle" Anime"
So, what can we expect from it? Strike Witches with ships, or a harem?
It would be like "Strike Witches with ships" if instead of "Charlotte Yeager" you had the character "P-51D Mustang" and Ms. P-51 constantly made remarks about her giant drop tanks.
Goddammit EMT, you made me want to see this now.
Why don't people think that Kancolle character design is weird as fuck? I mean they've got gun battery here and there on the body and a goddamn chimney and ship mast on the back. How is that good design? If they can't come up with a good design they should just go the Garupan route and make it girls who command battleships. They could make a girl in a normal samurai commanding the Yamato but not put retarded as fuck turrets and masts on the girls.
Really not trying to. Kancolle seems kind of boring from what i've seen of it. Plus those bastards have been stealing all our artists lately.
True mecha musume doesn't really seem like it'd work for regular characters. It's a lot more interesting when the characters are their own people with a notable profession or what have you. Otherwise there always seems to be a lot of "Oh Ausf E-chan, your barrel is so short~".
Cute vehicle girls doing cute vehicle girl things has its merits but Strike Witches wouldn't have been half as good or memorable if the original straight mecha musume concepts stuck.
I don't like it either but when the anime comes I might watch it merely because I want to hear more Kongou desu
I want to cum in her asshole
I want to test my luck against this ass
Of course I would missclick on the one Minna image that isn't showing her ass
I wouldn't take the risk
That makes me think of catgirl Skeletor.
brb killing myself
Goddamn I forgot about this. I used to spam it everywhere. I think I actually made it popular.
>I think I actually made it popular.
I spammed it everywhere. And so did my friends.
My friends did too, actually. What kind of places did you spam it?
All of them.
Anywhere that didn't have it needed it.
Strike witches x Kancolle collaboration when?
But shimakaze is not the MC of kancolle
And that's upsetting.
>you will never drink a Coke with Shirley
The real MC of the show
And I will never drink vodka with Sanya
God it hurts to live
Tell me about it.
Why am I not playing that?
Vodka is not supposed to be that color.
Vodka has no color
>>The Moomins have since been the basis for numerous television series
I remeber (despite my best efforts not to) one bit from a live action series I saw as a kid. The king(?!?) suffered from hay fever, and believing the moomin's noses to be stuffed with hay he ordered them to be removed. So they were torn off, along with the entire heads, leaving the moomins to get accustomed to the human heads (actors in suits you know) they apparently had always had within, waiting to break free.
The combloc animation was usually quite cheerful by comparison.
Exactly. The stuff in that bottle has one.
Specially considering that bottle is empty.
Was Wilma's "ending" retconned somehow, or it's still awful?
How high are you people?
It's just steam from the sauna
Would like it better if she replaced Yoshika
All this eroge just came out we need to play it
What I need
What would you do if you wake up next to Erica?
What I can get
Thank you for reminding me
Everybody likes Perrine.
Wait for the signal to break through her Siegfried line.
Is short haired Perrine a thing now?
Not in the past.
Not in the future.
Only now, for the short, fleeting moment that one anon keeps spamming that picture.
Why do I love the Suomus witches so much
Please help me
I can't even sleep anymore, I just think about Nipa and Aurora
Oh he made it this year
Good for him I find it cute thou
Ask for a refund
I wanted the one who smelled like piss
Why would you need help? Try to enjoy it.
You maybe have a thing for sweaters
Aww, Eila too praise from her oneechan.
The problem is, I enjoy it a bit too much. I think.
>too much love
That is nonsense
Loving them is a wonderful thing, but there is a point where it starts getting in the way of other things in your life and you start thinking about trying to cut down on the love a little bit.
I like it too.
>cut down on the love a little bit
nigga you wut
It's a pee bottle, don't you have one as well?
It is starting to interfere with the other parts of my life. I have begun to speculate that there can be too much love.
Some times I think that way but than remember that since I have nothing better to focus on might as well spend it here
Well this is akward
Thread is too sleppy
Nah. It's only too sleepy when I'm alone here bumping it from page 9.
I'm trying to hold back from posting too much Nipa and Aurora.
Never hold back
Thread is now Nipa!
Nipa the thread all you want I'm going to bed
Keep the love alive
It has always been Nipa. We all Nipa here.
It's Nipa time!?
It's never not Nipa time.
Whoever drew that should not draw faces.
Well, it's a fun idea though. I want a Nipa dating sim.
It's done in the game style. I think it works in this case.
A witches dating sim game would be great.
Would play Minna or Gertrude's route endlessly.
Would play Nipa's route endlessly.
Would want it to end with marrying Nipa.
We need to work on a story or something for the dating sim. Let's say it takes place after Minna lifts her tight no male-female relationships restriction on the base.
There's a boss battle with Nao before you have a right to marry Nipa.
Why Nao? Sasha would make more sense, seeing as Nipa is her (secret) waifu.
Boss battle against the entire 502nd JFW. And Aurora.
Just make the game based on having whole 502nd being bosses and Nipa being the reward in the end. Fighting game/SHMUP, you name it.
Stop that. Helma smells like whatever a young prepubescent girl smells like. Hell if I know.
The secret final boss is Nipa. You win by losing to her.
Wherever I am, I must also rape.
No! Bad anon! That's completely wrong kind of nipa.
Anyone have trude in the bath with a beer an the hat? I need it
"Illu..." I half muttered in the dark. She sent another letter, with several pictures this time of her and 501st. Heh... lots of pictures of Sanya too. And a picture of the cake they made for me... I don't know when they had time to stage all this, or how the letter got here exactly on my birthday, but bless her heart she tries.
I took another look at the picture, the 501st gathered around the little cake with Suomus blue frosting and "Happy Birthday Nipa" spelled in Suomish... well, miss-spelled. "Illu, how can you forget your own mother tongue."
Judging by how embarrassed she looks, I don't think she had anything to do with the cake...not her style. Unless it's packed with pepper something.... I giggle at the thought and flip through the photos.
Here's one of Sanya trying to feed a piece of cake to her... I don't think I've ever seen her so red in the face. And yet, she's looks so happy there... her and Sanya.
"Well, good for you, Illu... I'm glad for you," I whisper in the dark. "I'm glad you're happy... so... these tears are happy ones, ok," I say, my voice cracking. "Just some... happy tears.. so don't mess up, Illu... don't mess up..."
Oh god, we're back to posting this pasta now? I haven't seen it regularly posted in years. It always makes me feel a bit bad.
Unrequired love is such a sad thing. ;_;
I hope Nipa follows Eila's example to the east and finds happiness with Sasha.
I hadnt posted it in ages, just felt like going with it cause of all the Nipa.
I usually stick to writting comedic fap fluff cause if I end up doing "serious" writing it goes all melodramatic like that one.
/u/ plz go
This is just something I do when my unfortunate circadian rhythm keeps me awake at the weirdest times.
How would you convince Minna to let you stay on the 501st base?
By transforming into a little girl with magical powers.
"i'm from an alternative future, i know some stuff that could help"
"By the way, I love you."
With my dosh. Bitches love money.
Just watched the movie, there wasn't much of a story and the plot armor was a little too thick. How did Yoshika get her magic back?
Also, S3 when?
Yeah, S3, and more importantly, OVA when?
Hidamari is better.
2014. More details soon
Because the plot needed her to get her magic back.
Well, now you know why many anons aren't too fond of Yoshika.
The same way Mio will.
triple crossover when?
Because she's too much of a mary sue.
They are all pretty mary sue.
Yes she has like the strongest magical power ever which is expected for the main heroine of a fucking magical girls show.
But apart from that she's rather ordinary and is often outshone by other witches.
It's kind of funny talking about mary sues in a franchise where witches are all pretty invincible.
>Yes she has like the strongest magical power ever
Yeah, she's that when her archetype is barely average, as far as aces go. And in that screenshot, she just killed hundreds of neuroi at once.
Only that they aren't.
The main heroine must be japanese even if the greatest aces were german.
>Only that they aren't.
A flesh wound is like the only thing that can happen to a witch.
Honestly, if a witch dies, it would break my heart.
What if she's an unnamed and faceless witch?
Noone wants to see witches die on the screen.
That wouldn't fit the tone of the show.
Only males are allowed to die off-screen.
If one witch had to die to end the Neuroi war, which would you want it to be?
Then I don't give a damn about her, sorry but that's how it is.
Takei, only witch I don't care about at all.
Any witch? Or does it have to be one of the 501st?
One of the 11.
the fucking mary sue, god damn it just write her out of the fucking story already, they almost did it twice as she retired and went back to japan and still somehow found a fucking way to bring her back into the god damn frontlines on the other side of the world
Hugging, groping and kissing... but docking? Now that's lewd.
Come on, some of them aren't likeable.
Everyone else has someone special who would be broken when she dies.
Perrine just seems to be...expendable.
>posting my beloved Lucchini getting killed
Fuck off with your hate towards witches.
What's that? Why is Takei there?
It's okay, it all still works out because you just can't count as "somebody"
MC of the new anime.
A season about the christmas cakes of the franchise.
I don't feel like believing you...
You don't have to actively fuck someone to miss them.
You forgot Perrine/Lynne.
Is it already clear how many episodes the OVA will have?
Anyone here been to Akiba recently?
I'm going there in three weeks. Is it easy to find a decent store for SW figures?
Not been to Akiba or Japan but I managed to find the first Africa light novel at Kinokuniya when I visited America.
They need to invent hotpants in the witch world already, they are so incredibly sexy.
But witches already have something better.
short shorts > spats
How would you rank Strike Witches, Vivired and Sky Girls?
She's more handsome than Eila and no one is more handsome than Eila.
She's a girl, stupid.
But girls can be handsome too.
Girls can be handsome.
OH GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER HAND
Those long fingers....
You will never feel them massaging your prostate.
Would drink and do lewd with.
Krupii would be the man in the bedroom, yes?
Yuno truly is.
Isn't Krupi only into girls?
probably...but she's engaged to Edytha anyway.
Lucky girl, well that's my dreams crushed.
Krupi needs to stay away.
Is Marseille engaged to anyone? Raisa or Keiko?
Or could it be me?
>tfw Krupi is your favourite witch and you're a man
Truly, God must hate us.
Doesn't look like it.
Who are witches that are actually engaged or married? We know there's Krupi and Lynette's sister.
Raisa of course.
I want stuff like this to be in the OVA.
wrong pairing, sorry.
They're just fuck buddies.
Forgot about them.
Yes, she is too.
>We know there's Krupi and Lynette's sister.
Wait, is Krupi seriously engaged?
I want to ruffle Raisa's hair.
Erica and Trude are just best friends, war comrades, but I can't see them as a couple.
Shirley and Trude on the other hand have that certain tension.
Raisa likes writing?
That made her all the more cuter.
I think she's just handling some duties like writing reports because she's such a good girl
Would you rather enter into a threesome with Marseille and Keiko or Marseille and Rasa?
W-what about Trude and Helma? This could work r-right?
Imouto-blocked by Erica and Ursula.
>SW FISHING GUIDE
Fresh off the pixiv presses comes this gem.
Marseille and Raisa. I dunno why lol.
Marsielle looks lovely in a school uniform.
>eila with finnish rapala lures
Now that's the kind of doujinshi you don't see every day.
What am I supposed to do with it?
There's also a bunch of other SW food guides by the same circle.
http://www.doujinshi.org/book/678362/ fishing guide
http://www.doujinshi.org/book/646556/ food & fishing guide
http://www.doujinshi.org/book/573113/ another food guide
http://www.doujinshi.org/book/566845/ food guide rosso
http://www.doujinshi.org/book/533044/ sweets guide
Asking such questions is beyond our place, anon.
We're not even at bumplimit yet? Well, that's now taken care of.
She was on S2 you know
You get a Sanya daki, an Eila, Gertrude and Hartmann? Damn, son. But yeah, Eila will be lonely without Sanya.