You can only choose one /a/.
ryoko of course
Didn't even need to think about it.
No contest. Top.
I'll ignore them both and go for Washu.
Hah! Suck on that, Anon!
bottom of course
Bottom's got better animation.
so... both would try to kill me at first, but only top would be tsundere after, but only bottom has sexy eyebrows
so, asakura, no doubt
plus, ryoko is 5000 years old or so, and knife-tan is like 3. what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Bottom, seriously is there even any real question about it?
I would thaw her permafrost five times a day.
Obvious choice is obvious
Bottom, also I wouldn't have to move out of Canada har har
Top. The mother-in-law might be a bit of a problem, though.
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She's not a day over 900.
It's her mother that's 25,000 years old.
The big difference between the two is that Asakura would kill you BEFORE you get a chance to do it with her, but Ryoko MIGHT kill you DURING sex, in which case you'd at least die happy.
And can Asakura give you mid-air sex?
But... those eyebrows....
I never liked Ryoko.
Asakura can give you anything you want with her hax.
She can make you the woman and her the man. And then rape you violently, all the while you struggle and cry, tears streaming down your face. Yet you know deep inside you're loving every minute of it.
bottom of course.
and yes, I'd abuse her rear serial port if you know what I mean... extensively.