did I just watch?
Watch End of Evangelion and pretend 25+26 never happened.
The master at work.
I don't know anon, that's a lot to ask, hopefully one of us is up for the task.
Yeah I looked around a bit searching for SOME FUCKING UNDERSTANDING and that seems to be my path
omedeto anon, as per tradition
I'm going to assume it was Neon Genesis Evangelion
But you should know better than I do.
Everyday these threads.
Watch the movie OP.
a young teenager piloting his mom in armor to impress an autistic girl and confused whether he should actually go for an angsty german bitch to also impress his Daddy so he doesn't abandon him again against the angles who are only trying to reclaim rightful clay.
An anime about cute girls (and boys) doing cute things.
these threads are less of "I finished NGE and I don't get it" than an excuse to make an eva thread that isn't about the rebuilds. And if they don't talk about it, still, posting "what the fuck did I just watch" guarantees replies
That's Chief Ding to you.
the congratz! just seemed to weird, like it wasnt really the end. i was expecting a ' but are you really happy?' after the scene.
Some show that great for blingees.
>these threads are less of "I finished NGE and I don't get it" than an excuse to make an eva thread that isn't about the rebuilds. And if they don't talk about it, still, posting "what the fuck did I just watch" guarantees replies
Falling for bait.
It's just a way to start the threads.
But we already have a Kaworu thread up and running.
Too gay for me.
It's not gay if it's Kaworu.
I prefer the two girls.
As do I.
You just posted the two guys.
Having a dick does not make you guy.
That thread was shit from the beginning though.
I'll wait for it to thin out into actual discussion.
Actually this is NGE ending.
You just watch a piece of shit concluding great series.
Well it doesn't make you a girl.
This ass tells me otherwise.
>I am stupid
They seem to be discussing a lot more than this thread is.
Check your privelage CIS scum
I wonder, Kaworu only had a single episode with himself in it, so why is he so popular?
Kaworu's fanbase is actually 70% male.
We're all little girls on the inside.
Why are Eva threads always horrible on Fridays?
I swear, I've noticed a pattern of supposed Kaworufags always shitting up things on Friday more than any other day.
They're also really active during breaks too.
Only on /a/.
I don't believe half of you are even male though.
EVA's fanbase is over 50% girls from what I hear now.
>pattern of supposed Kaworufags always shitting up things on Friday more than any other day.
So have I.
And occasionally on the weekends.
Kaworufags confirmed for schoolchildren?
Omedetou anon-kun, now fuck off.
I'm inside a little girl
Maybe by weight.
Try about 80%
Wait so uh, Evas good? Fuck man I watched that shit a while back. WORST PILE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER WASTED MY LIFE ON.
Beta main char, no best girl, shitty plot, no real reason why any of the angel/robot things were attacking. I watched rahxephon at the same time, better ending. When rahxephon is a better show than your POS, you have problems. Rahxephon was the kind of dues ex machina.
>no best girl
Since when were Waifufags such insecure fucks?
At least we actually discuss things in our own threads, unlike you faggots that only care about shitty waifu wars.
Well, main char was best girl. Also when your main characters worse than the chars from Accel world and Guilty Crown, you're fucked.
So you guys are shitposters pretending to like him.
As I suspected.
Calm down Anon, waifufags are just mad that they can't lead a balanced life where they can be both successful AND browse on /a/ at the same time.
I don't think trolls can blow through two threads circlejerking over how much they want to lick Kaworu's bulge though.
You know OP it has been almost 17 years ago since it originally broadcasted and there's still people talking about it.
Why won't you tell us what did you watch for a change?
But after watching End of Evangelion.
Are you sure?
Almost fell for it.
You just watched the most overrated piece of shit in the history of anime. Don't let a bunch of pretentious otaku tell you otherwise.
I don't get it.
Sanrio confirmed for KawoShinfags.
There's nothing to get. The picture is unrelated.
>gee I'm bored
>oh I know I'll start another Eva thread like I do every Friday night
>Guys what the fuck did I just watch #6338495
Fine, OP. You've got your Eva thread
They most certainly can.
We had a couple of guys a few weeks ago spam with Kawoshin in a thread until it reached the image limit, then basically admitted he was just fucking around.
I doubt any of them who aren't trolls would throw around the words "waifufag" and "neckbeard" here either.
>overrated piece of shit in the history of anime
That would actually be SnK.
This is now an official art KawoShin pandering thread.
But.. why? They might as well be Kaworufags at this point talking about gay shit like Kawoshin doujins and crap even if they are shitposting.
Kawoshin is a hetero pairing though.
>Not shipping best girl with best boy
Who's the true faggot here?
>being a faggot
They sure know how to please
They're just trying to get a rise out of everyone. I doubt they're even Evafags at this point. Like >>101298165 said, they pretty much have an agenda. I barely see them any other day either.
I don't think anyone on /a/ genuinely likes Kaworu/Kawoshin that much in the first place, since they're only mentioned constantly when these guys seem to strike.
Even Karl disagrees with you.
They've have acknowledge the superior Mariasu ship.
Cna any of you ever go in an eva threads without talking about your waifu fanbase wars and battles? Nobody cares.
That's cute as fuck.
Kaworufags are also Asukafags.
They talk about Kaworu when he comes up in discussion, like the earlier Kaworu thread.
Other times we're talking about Asuka.
What else is there to talk about? As cancerous as the place is, evageeks has already taken care of all lore discussions of the main series years ago, and the rebuilds are shit.
Of corse, this is KawoShin after all.
>Kaworufags are also Asukafags
Yeah, no. Just because one or two of them ship LAK on /a/ doesn't make them Asukafags.
Mari/Asuka has 14 years of sexual frustration behind it. Not 14 minutes of pianos and stargazing.
Just don't talk about it at all, then. It's shitposting.
>any thread that talks about a series that I don't like is shitposting
Please don't lump all of us in with those idiots.
I've had plenty of intensive discussions about Asuka's character on /a/ though, another happening just recently.
Any girl who has experienced puberty can relate exactly to Asuka, so of course it's expected female Kaworufags will be Asukafags as well.
They're not talking about the series. They never talk about the series. They just talk about the character fanbases they hate with trolling and shitposting and avatarfaggotry.
But it isn't shitposting, it's funposting!
>MariAsu superior to KawoShin.
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.
i want to play asuka's video games
Okay, that just means that they like discussing about Asuka. I can talk about the importance of Kaworu to Shinji's development in NGE, but does that make me a Kaworufag?
She probably would get mad if she loses but also if you let her win.
To the majority of waifufags, yes it does.
They called the earlier Kaworu thread fujo shit even though plenty of discussion was going on in there. They've been paranoid and insecure as fuck ever since last year for whatever reason.
This is what he listens to for hours at a time?
Man, Shinji's such a fucking pleb
Not all the time. Usually there's separate threads for that and then there are serious threads where we discuss shit.
The two Eva threads up is just the community at its worst tonight. Though I suspect both really are just shitposting.
post more asuka, anon
He has really feminine music taste.
When do we actually see that this is what he's listening to?
Also I get why he had a walkman in the original series. But it just looked stupid showing up in rebuild. Would it really have been a problem to give him an MP3 player?
>All of those "i want to fuck Kaworu" and Kawoshin posts
Yeah, that's totally not fujoshit. And these posts outweigh the actual discussion posts in that thread by a large margin.
Besides, the only discussion happening were in the recent posts.
Here are your options:
1. Post Asuka or moot bans you
Man, where are yurifags when you need them?
I hate this shitty ass character, Asuka was better as a strong, independent woman.
Thank god, do the thing you do best you lovely faggots.
We're always ready.
>strong, independent woman
You mean emotionally fragile teenage girl looking for affection right?
Asuka only became a strong, independent woman after her mother became awake.
..And how is this any different from your typical waifufag thread? Actually, it's better.
Asuka vs. Rei threads usually produce belligerent shitflinging, whereas Kaworu threads have everyone politely contributing.
To gay pianos maybe.
Shut the fuck up, both of you.
Just shut the fuck up.
It's better than insulting anyone who disagrees with your opinion like an underage faggot.
Mari is a disgusting slut.
Shhhh we mariasu now.
I'm going to be very pissed at Anno if he does absolutely nothing at all with Mari's character in 4.0.
She is faithful to her princess.
I'm posting girl Kaworu and there's nothing you dickwads can do to stop me.
I remember that thread
I was the guy who said "make it gayer"
Don't hate me man, I didn't invent homolust or the piano.
But red vs blue wars are more banter than anything.
Of course it wouldn't happen in Kaworu because you're fangirling over one character that doesn't have competition. You guys just have problems staying in your own containment thread.
Red vs blue has been going on for years anyways.
Good god. All of Wunder must quake every time they scissor.
Let that be a lesson of being careful what you ask for.
EoE first half
Skip the rest
Can we all agree this is the best way to watch the series?
>implying Mari can even carry Asuka
>are more banter than anything
My point exactly. Nothing of value is produced.
Now stop getting so pathetically anal over me liking Kaworu more than you're waifu.
>before 25 and 26
What's wrong with episode 25?
It's a tender hatefuck.
I wouldn't mind finding myself in the middle of that.
Mari is going to save Asuka from mindbreak and harpies, then she is going to get NTR'ed, later Asuka will finally notice how Mari was the better choice, but it will be too late because the girl decided to hang around with Kyoko after the NTR.
But Kaworu threads never produce anything of value either.
>Now stop getting so pathetically anal over me liking Kaworu more than you're waifu.
It doesn't have clapping.
25+26 is much much better than EoE second half, which was awful.
It's chronologically consistent.
I think he's just joking.
Well it wasn't very funny.
Mari is going to ride into the sunset with Asuka leaving no ambiguity as to whether or not Shinji will spend the rest of his days alone. Then the master's work will be complete.
Am I the only one that finds it very odd that Mari arrived in the town right before Asuka was attacked by the angel on the test?
She's gonna get mauled by MP evas.
Good riddance. The fangirls can have their Kawoshin for all I care, Asuka deserves someone who actually has a spine.
>never produce anything of value either.
Except they do. Take a peek into the earlier thread for reference.
Only proving my point all the more.
What I don't understand/like about Waifufags is they only watch Eva for one character.
Understanding and appreciating the role of every character in Eva is like a foreign concept to them.
Stop feeding it numbnuts.
But muh perfect totally out of character married life.
>Mari not welcoming the challenge
Asuka deserves someone that don't strangles or mindbreaks her , Mari seems to fit the criteria so I'm ok with her, for now.
>implying Mari can be brought down that easily
fufufu.. just wait until tonight, princess~
Yeah, until she forgets to destroy the cores and her Eva's on its last seconds.
Hasn't stopped her before.
>implying Asuka isn't the dominant
>implying she don't put a leash on Mari and call her bad names like Shinji
That's only because everyone is dominant compared to Shinji.
>call her bad names like Shinji
That's going too far
Really wish this scene had been in Rebuild. Even though we've seen it once before.
I wished for a lot of things out of Rebuild. Fleshing out Mari's character for instance.
Remember when people thought that Mari was going to be yet another girl lusting for Shinji?
Thank god that fell through.
They had that scene storyboarded. All they had to do was not change their minds for the millionth time.
What? 25+26 are essential. EoE doesn't even make full sense without them.
Hmm yeah so I've heard. Though I really wonder what made Anno decide to go with the one that we got seeing how lukewarm the reception was. Maybe the timeskip sounded a lot better in his head?
Timeskip is one of those things that only sounds good in your head. He must have felt the thing it was missing was awkward male on male romance set to classic music because that's what he delivered.
I think Mari wouldn't have even a fourth of her popularity right now if it was not for the whole "princess" business.
Q was really a mess, even if Final does it all well and fixes the setting it will not justify Q.
The worst part is that it don't even gives us clues to speculate about what the hell is going on.
Well at least we got some laughs out of it.
All too true. Her playful demeanor matches Asuka's tsuntsun so well.
That's what she gets for being willing to push Asuka's buttons.
Who would have thought that the Walls of Jericho could have been brought down by some light teasing and tender jabbing.
She doesn't let Asuka get away with her shit like everyone else does.
The walkman is from Gendo
Yup. Mari isn't scared off by Asuka's antics or she really does understand that she wants her company. Either way, everyone finds happiness in the end.
At the same time she does it in a way that don't break her, you can see that Asuka trusts her in 3.0, hell, in the last battle she even gave an order and Asuka just listened to what she said.
She just let Asuka takes the lead but keep a certain control of the situation herself, emotionally speaking she is the right person for Asuka to work with.
I don't know about everyone finding happiness. I have a feeling Rebuild is gonna end on a bad note for Shinji, and not just strangling the only other person alive on a beach bad.
That fucking beard oh god why stop please just stop it looks ass hair.
14 years of passionate, tender rage-sex also helps
Oh yeah, I forgot about the whole Japan wanting Shinji dead thing. It doesn't have to necessarily be a bad thing though. The way the Rebuilds are set up until now all point to him making some sort of heroic sacrifice. Or hell, Anno could just end the Rebuilds with a reset end like the Manga.
Asuka is really a one trick pony when it comes to keeping people at a distance. If you don't get angry at her she can't really do anything and Mari just doesn't get angry.
I did and what does the ending mean?
The whole world is now tang, earth is fucked, there's a giant eerie corpse of Lilith and the only people that survived are Asuka and Shinji, who's still having strangle problems.
Is this like some bad end to the highest level?
The song when the credits roll was pretty good though.
I have a fair grasp of this series but not really into it, only till recently my local anime club had a Marathon and I only saw The End of Evangelion.
>Gendo is the king of Lillin, making Shinji the prince
>That's why Asuka is the "princess"
As long as Asuka and Rei finds happiness I'm fine.
Shinji never gets happy, he just keeps realising how he was happy before he made everything tumble down again.
Haha pretty much. It's really good trick though, it worked on everyone except for Mari.
A reset after an implied reset would be such a disappointment and I don't think heroic self sacrifice is in Anno's playbook. I'm seeing EoE final scene except it's just Shinji. That'd be some soul crushing shit.
>at least save the princess
>because Shinji is the prince
There have been a lot of these threads recently. What the fuck is up with so many people discovering how ridiculous this series is within only a week of when I myself discovered how ridiculous this series is?
>soul crushing shit
Not unexpected of the master, but I can see what you mean by having Shinji being the sole survivor/only person to reject instrumentality.
Which eva girl stinks the most and why?
Well, everyone is expecting a bad end, so wouldn't Anno's troll be a heart-warming end?
Ritstank. How is this even a quesiton?
I don't know if it'll even be instrumentality or sole survivor. It would be all the more crushing if everyone was alive and well without him. Any other series I'd say the obvious end is his suicide but I don't think that'll happen.
>a happy ending for all the characters ever
Jesus that pic instantly reminded me of the smell when you enter a catperson's house
It'll be heart warming for everyone but Shinji as a final "fuck you I tried to help but you can't be saved and everyone is better off without you" to all his fans.
I don't know about you, but a lot of people over in Japan would be exhilarated at the prospect of having Shinji removed from the franchise forever.
Cigarettes, coffee, and cat stank
no thank you
New Series about the timeskip with Asuka and Misato as the MC, yes or yes?
Is that the reason why every pilot but him has a Rebuild PVC figure and not him? Even fucking Misato has one.
What if, in a fit of frustration towards the people around him, he induces the 5th impact (we're on 5 now, right?) and komm susser todd starts, etc, but then Wille stops him, but he is forever trapped in unit 01 with his mom, rei II and lilith, they leave the planet forever, and everyone's happy shinji's gone forever
I think even Fuyutsuki got one too.
It says a lot about the priorities of the otaku market, doesn't it.
Is there really someone this new everyday?
There's more than just one but that's usually not who makes these threads. It's just a long running meme, like the /a/ is dead threads.
It's not a matter of desire, it's a matter of writing it so it doesn't feel forced and overly dark for no reason. Maybe it'll be one of those slow walk into the ocean suicides.
That I could definitely see happening.
I think Anno gave up on the writing a long time ago Anon. The whole time-skip feels forced onto us in the first place, so I can't say I'm expecting much in the way of groundbreaking story-telling from the next Rebuild.
>you will never meet your daughter when she skydives into you when you're 14
I'd agree if it didn't fly in the face of everything about the character he's built up over all these years. You could be right though and he might just not care.
All I know is that I want to see Mari's reaction to instrumentality/real third impact.
On the "fourth impact" she was drinking tea while shit was getting dark down there, I fully expect she to be eating some chips while humming komm susser todd as the giant naked rei rises.
Yeah, Mari just doesn't get fazed by anything.
Say that to Zeruel
That's just Mari becoming aroused before going into beast modo
>all that tea
>sealed inside a giant robot
At least she brought it in bottles.
She gets fazed by birds flying.
This will not end well ;-;
Drawfags, please get on this. Now
>Asuka is now Misato
>Shinji is now Shinji
>Mari is now Asuka
>Karl is now dead
I want to get off hideakis wild spin cycle
Just use your imagination.
4.0 ends with Fuyutsuki strangling Gendo on the shore
>no reason angels were attacking
>no best girl
Not him but okay, I realize that it doesn't matter whether or not there's purpose or reason behind the attacks because that wasn't the point or message of the anime, which is why I've never complained about it, but there really were no explanations for everything happening. No one mentioned shit or gave reasons. It was just there. It happened. Just like that. Nothing said about the first impact but I think they implied that it was the supposed creation of humanity, they never mentioned where the angels came from, why they do what they do, why they're called angels yet wreaking havoc and a bunch of shit
Is TV+EoE capable of looking better on BD? I just want to know if I should stop hoping so much for a BD release.
Daily reminder that literally none of this will be in 4.0
Probably. Just likely not for awhile after the rebuilds are done.
I can't wait until 4.0 is split into two movies
Good. Unit 2+8 looks disgusting and army green is way too 1968.
I'm fine with that. That Eva is fucking hideous.
Who cares. The preview was shit, just like 3.0
That CG is fucking gross.
This is why I love her. I get dominated no matter how I try to please
This is my fetish
She won't respect you if you can't show some resolve.
why wouldn't it look better with clearer detail?
So we can all agree that 3.0 was the biggest disappointment ever?
I don't even give a shit about getting spoiler spammed on 4.0 premiere night anymore. Nothing can save this trash.
Was going to say something like "you clearly missed something" but now that I think about it, you're right. The only information about it I have is from one of the wikis.
From what I remember, and my memory is atrocious, the Angels were trying to get to Lilith because mixing Lilith's DNA with Adam's would destroy mankind or something.
When the angel attacked the boat in the episode where Asuka was introduced, they were trying to get to Adam which Kaji had stolen from Seele at the time.
I could be, and are likely talking completely out of my ass, but that's the version of events I know
Some depressed neckbeard that hates himself and otaku culture self-insterting
It's a masterpiss