ITT: dense MCs
>ITT scum that don't deserve happiness
>Shirou only think of heroism, sharp pointy things and cooking
>Ichika has brain problems due to constantly beaten up by bitches
>Akihasa is an idiot
>Natsuru is Natsuru
>implying Natsuru isn't the densest material in existence
thanks for providing evidence for why each of them is dense
Shirou's made out of swords, of course he's gonna be dense.
you rang OP?
He's not really that dense. he's just a faggot.
he pretends to be dense because he thinks it's cool
He wasn't being dense, though, he knew exactly what was happening, which is why he was trying to pretend he didn't hear anything.
Next time, read the filename too.
Not dense, just pretending to be to maintain his circle of friends. >>101291371 is right though, he is a fag for not immediately making an honest woman out of Yozora.
Never! I will never read the filename even if you send the entire US Army to my home and have them eat all my tea and drink all my biscuits!
Is he dense?
Nah, he had more important things to worry about.
Not really. He woke up naked in the same room with an x-mas cake, and assumed they had sex. He is stupid, but not in the same way the average MC is.
I really respect this guy. He is willing to put up with all that bullshit, while staying calm and generally playing "nice guy", even though girls who surround him are just selfish sluts who lust for his D just to satisfy their puberty sexual fantasies.
Really, between batshit crazy imouto, an autistic "lel, so random, sarcasm is so funny xD" pampered princess, girly reverse trap with mild tsundere tendencies, and pervert chuuni slob who does absolutely fucking nothing, I would've just kicked them all out (except for third one, maybe, because she's the only one who is somewhat sensible enough and who is actually useful - cooks, does laundry and is a lot less obtrusive compared to other girls) and be done with it.
And he even writes goddamn incest LNs, yet he still maintains his celibacy, even while his editor tries to seduce him, because she thinks he is gay for his sister, and he still puts up with this bullshit while doing his best to put up a facade of looking completely clueless and oblivious so as not to embarrass her?! And this fucking pot twist at the end, holy fucking shit, when it was announced by him, I just stood up and applauded. Jesus fucking Christ, this guy definitely deserves some respect.
>inb4 he's not dense - I just have no better place to post my thoughts.
>"hey what are you doing in this classroom all alone? talking to yourself? actually nevermind that i don't really mind, just lift up your skirt."
I don't see Rito there.
Rito isn't dense, he's just scared for his life, and rightfully so. He's been shown a multitude of times to actually care for the other girls and reciprocate their feelings, which confuses him. That means he is taking all that very seriously and is aware of what's going on.
He's just a beta unable to do anything about it, that's all.
Someone have the beta->alpha graph?
Rito isn't really as dense as those three though. He knows that some of the girls in his harem actually love him and has thought about using the harem plan to make everyone happy on a few occasions.
Oooh I got one pick me pick me
He's not dense, he just wants to fuck all of them.
I love how stupid he is.
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Could you elaborate?
so the only dense MCs are the ones posted in the OP?
He's not dense.
He loves Louise and yeah he shows no interest in any of the other girls.
He's not dense, he's just a tsundere, the worst i've even seen.
It's a staple in most harem shows to have a dense MC. It's just that the one's posted in the OP are pretty damn famous for being dense.
Here you go
he is dense in the sense that he chooses a total bitch over much better women
also she is ugly and disgusting flat chest
how is he dense? he's surrounded by beautiful, willing virgin pussy but if he enjoys any of it he will wind up DEAD because dem bitches stroooong. he fully knows this too so he stays away.
smartest harem protag in a while now.
>Tactical motherfucker who can think up plans to beat smarter enemies
>Knows better than getting Alien Pussy because Crazy Alien Mom would kick his ass
>>101293393 For got that btw
>Figures out things faster than most harem protags, who would need some of the shit he figured out on his own explained to them
Dude is practically a genius compared to most Harem Protags
No, Rito is extremely dense.
If you want Dense from Sekirei look at Musubi
Overall Shirou is fairly intelligent. After all, he comes up with the plan that Rider uses to defeat Saber in HF. Due to his trauma however Shirou has zero sense of self-worth and as a result doesn't think that any girl would ever be romantically interested in him (and he wants to focus on being a hero). Not to mention that he doesn't believe he deserves to have fun or enjoy life due to an extreme case of survivor's guilt. Once he realizes that a girl likes him, he has no problems pursuing a relationship. That stuff about Shirou not knowing what sex is comes from a doujinshi.
>"I can't beat a normal magician."
--Kamijou Touma, New Testament: A Certain Magical Index Vol.9
Poor Touma, he believes his life is absolute shit sobhe can't process the idea of someone liking him.
Also the person he got closest to realize it ended up in jail.
He wasn't actually that close to Itsuwa, sadly. I think he probably understands her less than he does most other girls in the series.
I think he's not dense so much as not interested. Homie has bigger things to worry about.
Like those normal magicians he can never beat.
Rito still doesn't realize that e.g. Haruna is deeply in love with him, despite the numerous indications of that fact (including Haruna throwing herself at him when she got drunk).
She was the closest to breaking the dense barrier though. Touma practically treats Index like a pet, he sees Misaka like a child, has a trauma with the fallen angel ero maid, and the rest of his harem is made of nuns or lolis.
Aisa isn't a loli or a nun.
He's the girl Touma thinks about the least. He never really seems to remember she exists until she's right in front of him.
Does fujoshi find any of them attractive?
The exposition character.
Man that guy has a bitchin' haircut.
>She is the main character of a short story called "Deep Blood" in the Volume 2 of the manga, where she has to fight against "zombies" using her "Miko Powers". In a very Aisa like fashion, the story end ups with the Editor of the manga calling Kogino Chuuya, ordering him to cut Himegami Aisa's Deep Blood arc, in order to start right away with the Mikoto centric Sisters arc.
Fuck no, he actively goes for Ice Witch, leaving Shaga for me.
Yoshii's not dense, he's a baka onii-chan.
>wanting sloppy 632nds
i mean if that's your thing, whatever man.
He really isn't dense, just hates himself.
Why don't Index wizards use their brains and just shoot him?
He's not dense, he's just the flag crusher.
All according to keikaku.
I couldn't fap when I was reading F/SN because I couldn't self insert as Shirou.
Shirou has quite a bit of yaoi. The Fate franchise is very popular with fujoshi.
But how do you know they aren't made by gays?
Because Toranoana explicitly lists them as being aimed at women.
Women read F/SN? I'm pretty shocked.
I can understand F/Z but F/SN? Come on.
Not dense. Just doesn't want any of those bitches.
Out of 8093 Fate doujinshi listed on Toranoana, 4179 (i.e. 52%) are aimed specifically at women. That includes both FSN and FZ. Almost all FZ doujinshi are yaoi, but there are quite a lot of FSN yaoi doujinshi too.
He is not dense, he is just a Lovecraft fan.
>implying nuns and lolis are a bad thing
Index is a loli nun too
Index is just shit.
He's just not interested because he thinks that getting a girlfriend would just bring him more misfortune.
He's been shot before. And Birdway tried to but Mikoto saved his ass.
And most magicians are afraid of using shit like that because the completely arbitrary and poorly defined code thing will screw them over.
>still thinks Touma hasn't survived getting shot at multiple times
Touma's plot armor >>> guns
If Archer and Shirou fuck, is it masturbation or gay sex?
>he shows no interest in any of the other girls.
Straight fucking bullshit.
Saito is a fucking faggot because of instead of fucking settling down with Louse he's a manwhore who keeps lusting for every other damn girls when he already has his lemon-chan. For all the shit Louise is given I can't really blame her because 90% of all the crap that happens wouldn't happen if not for Saito's horrible attitude.
>He's just not interested because he thinks that getting a girlfriend would just bring him more misfortune.
Mikoto was on the floor with her face all red and then closes her eyes for a kiss. Touma puts his hand over her forehead and ask if she was sick.
He is dense.
Touma is actually into mature women. Lolis and DFCs just don't interest him.
Its an advanced form of masturbation
>Touma is actually into mature women. Lolis and DFCs just don't interest him
Doesn't really matter. Dense has nothing to do with having interest in women or not. It's if he is aware that women have interest in him.
He doesn't even realize Mikoto's has feelings for him.
Flag crusher doesn't count
Didn't they kiss this past chapter or whatever?
he's not dense, he just don't want to put his D inside the most frightening and disgusting thing in the universe even if if took the form of a cute silver haired semi-loli
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why wont he just die
Shirou makes it work, though.
3rd page after that page.
Looks like Shirou gets paired up with Gilgamesh, Kotomine, Archer or Lancer. No Berserker.