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The hospital called, it's your waifu. She's been involved in a horrible car accident.
It's unlikely that she'll survive the night, and even if she does, she will never walk again.

How do you react?
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She is already dead though.
>I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number. My waifu is an immortal vampire loli.
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What is a car ?
>She's been involved in a horrible car accident.

At least she didn't catch a cold.
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We can rebuild her
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This couldn't happen for my waifu.
Grab my waifu's sister and track down their mother. When we find her I would beg her to save her daughter's life. When she gets angry at me for having the hubris to ask her to do something for someone other than her self she would order my waifu's sister to kill me. The sister would beat me half to death but wouldn't be able to finish the job because she lives me too. When the sister begs the mother not to make her kill me, in a fit of rage the mother would blow the sister up. While I lay there covered in the blood and guts of the sister, my waifu's mother would talk some shit to me before walking off.

Later when I am fighting in a war and completely forgot that I spent THREE FUCKING VOLUMES LOOKING FOR MY BITCH MOTHER IN LAW my waifu would show up out of nowhere hale and happy.
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n-not again ;_;
Raishin stop whining plz
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My waifu is a normal human, so I will stand by her side until the end.
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>forgetting her plot armor
>forgetting how much of a badass she is
>implying she didn't get more than a slight concussion
I will become furniture.
i bet the car is in a much worse state than your waifu tho.
Well, time to get a new waifu.
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Yup, pretty much
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The correct solution is to get a new waifu before the old one expires. That way you don't have a gap in waifu coverage.
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It already happened years ago.
Is that Asuka?
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Angels can't die.
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She was ok though and is now mitarashi's character.
I'll stand by her.

Just as I did when she was gangraped.
tfw my waifu has been kidnapped, gangraped, and been involved in two life-threatening automobile accidents now >>101285749


key pls
I'll NTR her, then pull the coveted "Reverse NTR Maneuver"
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Not my Raifu!!
Mine was captured, and gangraped, multiple times. By orcs. She's an elf.

I fucking hate love.
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>The hospital called, it's your waifu.
>She has the flu.
>It's unlikely that she'll survive the night.
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She would just heal herself. She's fine.
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Ah, well shit.
She could always hop to another kakera and meet me again. No real issue.

I mean, she was already hit once by a car and lost her head, so shit like this just happens.
Bad things really need to stop happening to her.
No, it's Ayase from Guilty Crown.
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Dis nigga gonna party like he never did
>Being married
>Implying I'll commit the same mistake twice
>car crashes into her
>the entire car flips over
>not a scratch on her
>I'm just that badass
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But this is the Steins;Gate world line and I know that she's still alive in 2019.
I hope you enjoy these last five years with her then, anon.
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Always remember to wear your seatbelts, kiddos.
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>My waifu (pic related)
>Getting #rekt by a car
Dude, if she dies, it goes all Final Destination and she's going to keep getting killed. There's no way to stop that.
He obviously just misspelled 'cart' you slutty wolf
To be honest, your waifu doesn't live in that mecha.
It's all about location dude.
Who's to say she couldn't get hit while going to school after talking to her mom?
Or that a car randomly goes out of control and crashes into her house?
M80, did i post a picture of Kallen?
That's fucking right
Did he died?
Shit, you got me there.
That anon's status.

[ ] not told
[x] told
unfortunatley no.
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I... uh... I'm not entirely sure what "survive" means in this context. That is not dead which can eternal lie.
Well, his dad has more than enough experience with transferring souls, so maybe I can get him to arrange a new body? There'd be such a disgustingly hefty price though...

That, or
>implying Nirvana didn't guard him and take most of the damage

Are you implying that my waifu ISN'T the mech itself?
pack all my shit and leave the house never to return..move onto younger and greener pastures. I dont have time for that kinda shit and if the bitch really loved me than she would understand that
Get your own knightmare frame faggot

>implying she isn't a demon
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>my waifu
>not surviving the night
>not walking again
Top lel
God bless Key magic.

And Ayu-chan.
chirin~ chirin~
Obviously I would start running to the hospital
While I was putting on shoes I would ask how I can see her when I get there and if they can put her on the phone so I can at least talk to her for what might be the last time. Once I got there I would let the doctors do what they can
If she is going to die I would kneel by her side, hold her hand, and talk to her for as long as possible. Say heartfelt death kind of things, etc.
If she ends up living I would hug her with tears and a huge smile, happy she is alive. Then we would continue our lives while she is in a wheelchair
I have twelve waifus so losing one isn't a big deal.
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"Sorry Mr. Anon, but your waifu didn't make it.
This is the hardest part of my job, every single time.
Take this loli, this hospital's policy is that if we don't save the patient, you get a loli and a KFC coupon, worth 50,75$"

"Please enjoy your meal and your loli, and by all means come back."
She went to heaven tho
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>chirin~ chirin~

That'a Makoto. auuuu.

This is Ayu, uguu!

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