Why aren't you spending your Friday night with a girl or something?
i am a girl
Im spending it with you, Kagami-san
what? i enjoy my night listen a weeaboo stream and posting on 4chan, i dont need a stupid girlfriend like my money. 2d world is perfect.
But my tulpa is sucking me off right now.
Because my elf waifu isn't real and will never be real.
btw im a grill
Ughh, girls are ugly.
You cut me deep waifu.
Because I have to go to work and kill myself.
Fuck of Sonic
>Not having a wife to cosplay as your waifu
Because I need to balance my checkbook. I've been putting it off for too long.
I hung out with her yesterday and we have plans to this weekend. Friday is drinking and video game night.
Because I'm pathetic, duh.
But, I'm spending Friday night with my waifu.
what weeaboo stream
Nah, going to cinema with a gril tomorrow tho, they're finally airing grave of the fireflies in Poland
I'm actually serious
I have no friends in this city and I'm a NEET.
Defending my waifu from shitposters requires all of my time.
oppai ro GTFO !
But I'm with /a/ tonight, everyone here other than me is a little girl. I just happen to be a 20 something year old girl.
my life is dedicated to my waifu
Because every 3DPD grill I even consider asking out I find out already has a BF or is a lesbian.
Don't care too much, more time for my waifu.
I wish I could say I wasn't autistic enough to do this.
But I am.
I hate spending money
Because she is in the hospital.
But I AM a little girl
Man, finally there are janitors in here.
This is really it for me.
I already spend more money than I should on buyfag shit and video games. I would go broke if I had to spend a good chunk of money on another human being.
Because I got off of class at four, and I go into work at 8. I'm spending my precious free time listening to music and on here.
No, you aren't, unless you're Konata.