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You have to explain JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to a normalfag in once sentence.

What do you say?

Also JoJo thread.
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it's about these guys who go on adventures that are bizarre
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SONO CHI NO SADAME
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>101275453
>explaining jojo

How?
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It's about JoJo's Bizarre Adventures
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Classic rock.
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>>101275552
There's no other answer than this.
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One word

FABULOUS
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yes it is suppose to be gay as fuck
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Get a feeling so complicated.
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>>101275453

It's flamingly gay anime which contains every embarrassingly cheesy 80's shonenshit cliche imaginable.
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Was wondering if this would fit the anime. Opinions?
http://youtu.be/zPaFeE2dCOE
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>>101276075
not sure if it would fit.. but anyway the song is awesome, u seem to have good taste, pls share more of your taste
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>>101275453
>What do you say?
It's a load of shit.
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>>101276749
Oh, ok. I really feel this would fit Vanilla Ice.
http://youtu.be/rGR7O4_4-n4
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>>101277448
thanks! and yes it's weird but it fits Vanilla Ice
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This reminded me of when I was showing a friend of mine some pages from JJBA and when I got to Part 5 and was explaining who the characters were he stopped me and went:

>Wait, those are guys?

To which I showed him some shit from Steel Ball Run and he now thinks I read some gay shit. He liked the look of Parts 1-3 though. I don't know how to feel about that.
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>>101278445
Going to sleep. I hope Araki refences Pekka one day.
http://youtu.be/bWsmIQ-GnDA
http://youtu.be/hW7wpYEOjZM
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>>101275453
It's an ass pull supernatural battle manga about striking poses with manly but beautiful faces.
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>>101275453
It's gay shit.
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Immortal repressed homosexual constantly writes himself into a corner and then pulls shit out of his ass.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5G8AJf4Xzw

>implying this wouldn't be the most fitting ed to vento aureo
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Imagine if every rock band you ever knew was a gay superhero.
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It's about a faggot who lives in liverpool, the shittiest team in the League
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Manly men doing manly things while being really fabulous
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>>101275654
I'm still so happy that there was an enemy named Tarkus. So fucking happy about that.
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>>101279583
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozftPJiRdQE
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>>101279974
Too bad he was an evil brute. I expected more.
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Every time I had t explain part 1, I had to spend 5 minutes telling the story from Dio's adoption to the meeting with Zeppeli. For every other part you can sum shit up pretty easily in a couple sentences in an interesting way, but to make part 1 interesting (and it's not a shit part, but the story takes off somewhat late) you have to struggle.
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A saga spanning decades, both in-story and out, centered around a family whose names all abbreviate to "JoJo" and get themselves into bizarre situations.
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>>101278891
You simply should have explained that Araki based part 5 on fashion models and everybody knows that that shit's gay or androgynous looking.
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IMMORTAL MAYAN VAMPIRES
NAZIS
PUNCHING WITH THE POWER OF THE SUN/BREATHING
PUNCH GHOSTS
TIME STOP
DOG DEATH
CRAZY HAIRDO
OSAMA BIN LADEN DEXTER
GHOST PUNCHING
THE GAYDFATHER
21 CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN(sorta)
LESBIANS
BEST PLANKTONFU
SLUTTY CHUN LI

DINOSAURS
JESUS
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
COWBOYS
and moe
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>>101280927
wait a minute, who's the slutty chun-li?
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>>101280927
>OSAMA BIN LADEN DEXTER
What?
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>>101281084
>first line is about her masturbating
>a being that can have sex with anything it touches? i am jealous
>she and emporio turn into snails
>she carries him which means /ss/

jolyne
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>>101281156
i think its 600$ tie
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>>101281084
Jolyne Kujo , i think
still ,calling her slutty is just so false
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>>101281286
>
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Which jojo has the tightest boypussy
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>>101281368
still no
that level isn't even "slutty", duh
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>Part 7
>A crippled Cowboy using his fingernails on horseback fighting dinosaurs lead by the president of the United States of America in a battle of who can collect more body parts of Jesus Christ in 1800s America
>With lesbian facesitting
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>>101281368
I always wondered, but why does the translation try to be so pure? She clearly says "masturbation" in nip.
Still, I won't agree she's slutty.
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>>101281617
>Part 8
>a man with four testicles and a pair of buck teeth wanders around innsmouth if it were in japan
>with dragon balls
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>>101281451
jhonny.
jonhatan likes his stake medium red, he probably shits a lot.
joseph is too manly for this shit
jotaro is too FUCKING DOLPHINS for this shit
josuke is pretty loose(not from having sex or anything)
giorno is also loose(from having gay sex)

so jhonny.
except you cant fuck him without triggering his bowel reflexes
gappy is 2moe and pure for sex you slut
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>>101281842
as i wrote this post i realized that it went past from being a funny joke and became REALLY gay
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>>101281879
Which pillar has the most magnificent butt?
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>>101282167
Kars. He is the ultimate being.
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>>101282295
Well that was easy
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Requesting the immortal Araki image
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>>101282167
>>101282295
>>101282356
>inb4 that fanfic about kars raping joseph in the volcano
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>>101282492
I was just about to post it, too.
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>>101282687
Do it faggot
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>>101282448
This one?
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>>101282734
You asked for it.
"Cars merely chuckled. “Oh, I am sure. I've never done this with a human, so this may be a learning experiment for the both of us.” He untied the sides of the cloth, letting it flutter off careless to the ground; aside from his jewelry and the pads of armour upon his arms and lower legs, there was now not a single trace of clothing on the pillarman's muscled body.
Underneath a thick patch of pubic hair, the same dark plum tint as his silky locks, stood his erect cock.

Joseph bit against his lip, stumbling back when it was revealed to him. Cars's erection was easily one of the biggest things he'd ever seen.

The tip oozed out thick, creamy prerelease, and with a waggle of his hips, Cars tugged his fingers through it, slicking it down his shaft, so wide his hand wouldn't fully wrap around it. It was just as thick as Joseph's hefty forearm, and equal in length as well. The root was crowned in a thick, fleshy bulb even wider than the rest, and Cars shuddered over his entire body whenever his fingers encountered it. Wriggling out from under the shaft, above where it met his balls, several dark reddish tentacles lashed around, seeming to search for something to put themselves into.

Joseph was terrified."


More here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/400304?view_adult=true
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>>101282848
The power of the plastic surgery ripple
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>>101281842
>jhonny
Why do you do this? Being named John, it's fucking suffering seeing you spell it like that.
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>>101283416
Sup joni
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>>101282890
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MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
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>>101275453
A guy's foster brother becomes a vampire and he learns kung fu to fight him.
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>>101275453

David Bowie becomes a vampire and it's up to Arnold Schwarzeneggar to learn ancient Chinese kung-fu to defeat him.
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>>101275453
It's a Shounen manga that tries to have a plot but usually just consists of asspulls and plotholes.
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>>101279517
Dude I would read/watch that.
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>>101281617

wow i'm at part 4 now but i can't wait to get to part 7.
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>>101275453

I prefer this verison
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>>101287752
Whats the dif?
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>>101289240
Look at the godfather.
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>>101289240
Bottom left.
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>>101289240
Bottom left.
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just a bunch of hunks
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>>101289345

Would Diavolo be Assassin? Assume that they always come with their stand
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>>101290223
Man Gappy has such a sexy face
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its about a bunch of guys that have a lot of swag and make cool poses while fighting and shit
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Lots of large men posing and being surprised.
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Even Speedwagon is afraid
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I was listening to this and just really wanted to post it, but since it's been a long while sine I read Jojo I cannot link it with any stand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP3olbBFeq4
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>mfw the Ball Breaker chapters
i cant do this
why araki?
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JoJolion should bring in Jonathan Joestar from world 1 in because lolaraki, and he gets a Stand. Then he goes back to Universe 1, wrecks Dio's shit with his new Stand, then part 9 will take place in the new, new timeline.

>George not only doesn't die, but he also gets a Stand from his dad
>Joseph is different now due to George never boinking Lisa Lisa
>Jonathan still alive because Hamon life increase

3 generations of JoJo, fightan to save the future.
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>>101275453
Gyro's gags confuse me. I get the shitsurei-hand thing. I'm talking about the 7 days one. Why does Gyro go crazy on Wednesday, makes an expresso on Thursday, puts sugar in it on Friday, and drinks on Saturday? Resting on Sunday is self-explanatory, but the rest had me confused.
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>>101275453
>It's like Blood Sport crossed with Zoolander.
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>>101294628
no
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>>101294628

Didn't you say this in a JoJo thread the other day? No one liked that idea then either.
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>>101294628
That's a bad idea and you should feel bad
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An Italian with a lesbian haircut is so close to solving this mystery, he can almost taste it.

LLLLLLLUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHH
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>>101295209
Oh Araki, managing to throw Lesbian Pedophilia into his manga
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Who has the best pose?
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Could someone dump some jojo wallpaper?
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>>101297617

does this count?
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>>101297719
>850x478
Maybe
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>>101297865
My current, I will dump a bunch
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>>101300409
I have this one as my ipod background
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>>101300715
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Beautiful wallpaper anon, do you have any in 1680x1050?
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>>101300769
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>>101275453
David Bowie and Arnold Schwarzenegger team up to write a superhero road trip movie set to the sounds of the 80s, except instead of a movie they made a comic book.
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>>101300848
>>101300868
I don't think any of the rest are that size, I just save them when I come across them.

I'll continue to dump though
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>>101301227
Last one
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>>101301332
Just kidding I had one more
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>Phantom Blood
You read Dracula? Replace being Vlad the Impaler with he was Van Helsing's adopted brother and when he was caught trying to poison his dad, he became Dracula
>Battle Tendencies
the Mayan apocalypse turns out to be a naked supermodel mega vampire
>Stardust Crusaders
It's Simon's Quest with a better end boss
>Diamond is Unbreakable
Persona 4 but no one needs to jump into T.V.s
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