You have to explain JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to a normalfag in once sentence.
What do you say?
Also JoJo thread.
it's about these guys who go on adventures that are bizarre
SONO CHI NO SADAME
It's about JoJo's Bizarre Adventures
There's no other answer than this.
yes it is suppose to be gay as fuck
Get a feeling so complicated.
It's flamingly gay anime which contains every embarrassingly cheesy 80's shonenshit cliche imaginable.
Was wondering if this would fit the anime. Opinions?
not sure if it would fit.. but anyway the song is awesome, u seem to have good taste, pls share more of your taste
>What do you say?
It's a load of shit.
Oh, ok. I really feel this would fit Vanilla Ice.
thanks! and yes it's weird but it fits Vanilla Ice
This reminded me of when I was showing a friend of mine some pages from JJBA and when I got to Part 5 and was explaining who the characters were he stopped me and went:
>Wait, those are guys?
To which I showed him some shit from Steel Ball Run and he now thinks I read some gay shit. He liked the look of Parts 1-3 though. I don't know how to feel about that.
Going to sleep. I hope Araki refences Pekka one day.
It's an ass pull supernatural battle manga about striking poses with manly but beautiful faces.
It's gay shit.
Immortal repressed homosexual constantly writes himself into a corner and then pulls shit out of his ass.
>implying this wouldn't be the most fitting ed to vento aureo
Imagine if every rock band you ever knew was a gay superhero.
It's about a faggot who lives in liverpool, the shittiest team in the League
Manly men doing manly things while being really fabulous
I'm still so happy that there was an enemy named Tarkus. So fucking happy about that.
Too bad he was an evil brute. I expected more.
Every time I had t explain part 1, I had to spend 5 minutes telling the story from Dio's adoption to the meeting with Zeppeli. For every other part you can sum shit up pretty easily in a couple sentences in an interesting way, but to make part 1 interesting (and it's not a shit part, but the story takes off somewhat late) you have to struggle.
A saga spanning decades, both in-story and out, centered around a family whose names all abbreviate to "JoJo" and get themselves into bizarre situations.
You simply should have explained that Araki based part 5 on fashion models and everybody knows that that shit's gay or androgynous looking.
IMMORTAL MAYAN VAMPIRES
PUNCHING WITH THE POWER OF THE SUN/BREATHING
OSAMA BIN LADEN DEXTER
21 CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN(sorta)
SLUTTY CHUN LI
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
wait a minute, who's the slutty chun-li?
>OSAMA BIN LADEN DEXTER
>first line is about her masturbating
>a being that can have sex with anything it touches? i am jealous
>she and emporio turn into snails
>she carries him which means /ss/
i think its 600$ tie
Jolyne Kujo , i think
still ,calling her slutty is just so false
Which jojo has the tightest boypussy
that level isn't even "slutty", duh
>A crippled Cowboy using his fingernails on horseback fighting dinosaurs lead by the president of the United States of America in a battle of who can collect more body parts of Jesus Christ in 1800s America
>With lesbian facesitting
I always wondered, but why does the translation try to be so pure? She clearly says "masturbation" in nip.
Still, I won't agree she's slutty.
>a man with four testicles and a pair of buck teeth wanders around innsmouth if it were in japan
>with dragon balls
jonhatan likes his stake medium red, he probably shits a lot.
joseph is too manly for this shit
jotaro is too FUCKING DOLPHINS for this shit
josuke is pretty loose(not from having sex or anything)
giorno is also loose(from having gay sex)
except you cant fuck him without triggering his bowel reflexes
gappy is 2moe and pure for sex you slut
as i wrote this post i realized that it went past from being a funny joke and became REALLY gay
Which pillar has the most magnificent butt?
Kars. He is the ultimate being.
Well that was easy
Requesting the immortal Araki image
>inb4 that fanfic about kars raping joseph in the volcano
I was just about to post it, too.
Do it faggot
You asked for it.
"Cars merely chuckled. “Oh, I am sure. I've never done this with a human, so this may be a learning experiment for the both of us.” He untied the sides of the cloth, letting it flutter off careless to the ground; aside from his jewelry and the pads of armour upon his arms and lower legs, there was now not a single trace of clothing on the pillarman's muscled body.
Underneath a thick patch of pubic hair, the same dark plum tint as his silky locks, stood his erect cock.
Joseph bit against his lip, stumbling back when it was revealed to him. Cars's erection was easily one of the biggest things he'd ever seen.
The tip oozed out thick, creamy prerelease, and with a waggle of his hips, Cars tugged his fingers through it, slicking it down his shaft, so wide his hand wouldn't fully wrap around it. It was just as thick as Joseph's hefty forearm, and equal in length as well. The root was crowned in a thick, fleshy bulb even wider than the rest, and Cars shuddered over his entire body whenever his fingers encountered it. Wriggling out from under the shaft, above where it met his balls, several dark reddish tentacles lashed around, seeming to search for something to put themselves into.
Joseph was terrified."
More here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/400304?view_adult=true
The power of the plastic surgery ripple
Why do you do this? Being named John, it's fucking suffering seeing you spell it like that.
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
A guy's foster brother becomes a vampire and he learns kung fu to fight him.
David Bowie becomes a vampire and it's up to Arnold Schwarzeneggar to learn ancient Chinese kung-fu to defeat him.
It's a Shounen manga that tries to have a plot but usually just consists of asspulls and plotholes.
Dude I would read/watch that.
wow i'm at part 4 now but i can't wait to get to part 7.
I prefer this verison
Whats the dif?
Look at the godfather.
just a bunch of hunks
Would Diavolo be Assassin? Assume that they always come with their stand
Man Gappy has such a sexy face
its about a bunch of guys that have a lot of swag and make cool poses while fighting and shit
Lots of large men posing and being surprised.
Even Speedwagon is afraid
I was listening to this and just really wanted to post it, but since it's been a long while sine I read Jojo I cannot link it with any stand.
>mfw the Ball Breaker chapters
i cant do this
JoJolion should bring in Jonathan Joestar from world 1 in because lolaraki, and he gets a Stand. Then he goes back to Universe 1, wrecks Dio's shit with his new Stand, then part 9 will take place in the new, new timeline.
>George not only doesn't die, but he also gets a Stand from his dad
>Joseph is different now due to George never boinking Lisa Lisa
>Jonathan still alive because Hamon life increase
3 generations of JoJo, fightan to save the future.
Gyro's gags confuse me. I get the shitsurei-hand thing. I'm talking about the 7 days one. Why does Gyro go crazy on Wednesday, makes an expresso on Thursday, puts sugar in it on Friday, and drinks on Saturday? Resting on Sunday is self-explanatory, but the rest had me confused.
>It's like Blood Sport crossed with Zoolander.
Didn't you say this in a JoJo thread the other day? No one liked that idea then either.
That's a bad idea and you should feel bad
An Italian with a lesbian haircut is so close to solving this mystery, he can almost taste it.
Oh Araki, managing to throw Lesbian Pedophilia into his manga
Who has the best pose?
Could someone dump some jojo wallpaper?
does this count?
My current, I will dump a bunch
I have this one as my ipod background
Beautiful wallpaper anon, do you have any in 1680x1050?
David Bowie and Arnold Schwarzenegger team up to write a superhero road trip movie set to the sounds of the 80s, except instead of a movie they made a comic book.
I don't think any of the rest are that size, I just save them when I come across them.
I'll continue to dump though
Just kidding I had one more
You read Dracula? Replace being Vlad the Impaler with he was Van Helsing's adopted brother and when he was caught trying to poison his dad, he became Dracula
the Mayan apocalypse turns out to be a naked supermodel mega vampire
It's Simon's Quest with a better end boss
>Diamond is Unbreakable
Persona 4 but no one needs to jump into T.V.s