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Where are his parents? Someone should notice if their kid comes home bleeding from the head with a gun stuffed down his pants. And if their child goes out all night only to come back with 2 million. What the hell?
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Anime.
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Akagi was the fruit of the Red Tree of Immortality. He was borne when he fell off a branch and landed on the shores of Tokyo, where he found a car and decided to play chicken off cliffs.
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> Where are his parents?
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He's too GAR to have parents.
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They gambled Akagi when he was a baby. Their opponent cheated and won.
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His father died gambling and his mother killed himself in front of his eyes.
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His parents died in WW2
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I like to think that his parents died in the war and he's living with relatives who don't give a shit about him.
Or his mother died giving birth from the sheer GAR.
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He grew straight from the soil. His father is the moon and his mother is the sun.
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>>10127604

>his mother killed himself

Doesn't make sense till I remembered...
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>>10127567
OH SHIT
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>>10127542
In Akagi's case, it seems pretty fucking obvious that he's an orphan. Remember Akagi takes place 13 years after the war.
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>>10127631
He probably called his mother a "retard" when he came out of her vagina.
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>>10127631
I think the fist is the most likely answer.
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Either his parents dont give a shit about him or they are dead
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>>10127656
>fist
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what war?
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>>10127674
whoops
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>>10127687

... DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YEAR THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN?
I mean, all it takes is simple maths and basic history.
Here's a tip: HITLER.
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>>10127687
Something called World War 2, never heard of it before.
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as soon as akagi's head came out of his mom and he opened his eyes, he laughed quietly and called everybody in the room stupid goddamn suckers. then he blasted out of the womb into space, where he orbited the earth and threw space rocks at passing cars on the earth below for the first thirteen years of his life. on his thirteenth birthday, akagi hopped onto a falling meteor, landed on earth, and joined a gang.
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>>10127716
That's just silly. Akagi can't breathe in space.
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>>10127716
Fuck YES
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>>10127716
holy shit, somebody needs to draw this!

>>10127741
How would you know?
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>>10127716
oh wow
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Akagi's dad is Kaiji
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>>10127782
That makes no sense.
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It's most likely he's an orphan, but did they ever drop any hints in the manga?
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>>10127741
There's nothing Akagi can't do. Yes, he could even bring back Ed's mom to life, but he won't because that wouldn't be any fun.
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>>10127782
Kaiji is Akagi's illegitimate son
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>>10127790
akagi fucked his mom and made himself using a time machine
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just passing by
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>>10127687
"Thirteen years had passed since the end of the Pacific war."

Akagi is thirteen.
WAIT A MINUTE
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>>10127805
No he would challenge ED to a gamble where if Ed could beat Akagi he would bring his mom back, Akagi would lose a few rounds to give him hope but quickly crush it and call him a retard.
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>>10127793
They should of I always wanted to know his past oh well
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>>10127825
>should of
ಠ_ಠ
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>>10127822
More accurate, Akagi would be sitting out of the alchemy. Ed would fail. Akagi would say "If only I had alchemised...". Ed would respond "No, I did it myself". Then Akagi would be taken aback slightly and challenge the door monsters to a game played with the mother's mutilated, homonculus corpse.
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>>10127782
Kaiji's a virgin.
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>>10127822
>he would challenge ED

HELL YEAH
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The birth of Akagi caused an explosion that wiped out Hiroshima. They just blamed it on the Americans because it's easier to explain.
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>>10127816
The war ended when Akagi was born, both sides knew they could never be as GAR as he was.
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Akagi is a radioactive atomic mutant. It's obvious, when you think about the timing.
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>>10127741
He's Batman.

And he can BREATH IN SPACE.
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>>10127864
It all makes sense now.
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>>10127848
I'd gladly help him with that.
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>>10127875
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>>10127864
I would believe it.
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>>10127905
I'm guessing this actually had place somewhere?
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Akagi is the son of evil. He crawls up from hell each day, pockets filled with sand.
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>>10128180
Kitaro?
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>>10127811
Oh boy. You asked for this.

Akagia was born 13 years after the Pacific war and raised in an orphanage. As a fairly ugly teenager, she was seduced and impregnated by an older man who then left her. During childbirth doctors discovered that she had an intersex condition: internally, she had both male and female sex organs. Complications in the birth forced them to give her a sex change; and the baby was later kidnapped and never seen again. The former girl was sent out to make his way as a man, despite being uneducated for any job. As a girl he/she had preferred etiquette lessons, hoping to join an organization dedicated to providing "comfort and companionship" to astronauts. Handicapped by this and the physical after-effects of the birth, he used his secretarial skills to type manuscripts, and eventually began mahjonging for himself.
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Goddamnit /a/.

You've turned Akagi into Chuck Norris.
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>>10128223
wat
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Isn't this thread the kind of epic that should appear in night shift /a/?
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>>10128223
Professing sympathy, the friendly old man with stylish clothes offers to top his story. He guides him into a back room, and casts a net over the two of them. This is part of a time-machine. The young man is set loose in 1963 where he dates, falls for, seduces, impregnates, and leaves a young girl; at the same time the friendly old man with stylish clothes goes forward nine months, kidnaps a baby and takes it to an orphanage 13 years after the Pacific war. He then returns to 1963, and picks up the Unmarried Mother, who is just beginning to realize what has happened. As the friendly old man with stylish clothes tells him, "Now you know who he is—and after you think it over you'll know who you are . . . and if you think hard enough, you'll figure out who the baby is . . . and who I am."
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>>10128285
...You win. Oh God damn it.
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>>10128285
The friendly old man with stylish clothes then drops the Unmarried Mother, actually his younger self, at an outpost of the Washizu Bureau, a time-traveling secret police force that fixes events in history, such as making sure that a mahjong is so bungled that it does not destroy humanity. He has just recruited himself.

Finally the friendly old man with stylish clothes returns to 1970, arriving a short time after he left the mahjong parlor. He yells at a customer playing "I'm My Own Grandpa" on the jukebox. Closing the mahjong parlor he time-travels again to his home base. As he beds down for a much-deserved rest, he contemplates the scar left over from the Caesarean section performed when he gave birth to his daughter, father, mother and entire history. He thinks "I know where I came from—but where did all you 1-Pins come from?", possibly referring to his other selves, whose actions he observed and directed, or to his audience - the readers.

-FIN-
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>>10128285
BRICKS FUCKING SHAT.
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>>10128285
Mindfuck.
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>>10128285
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I lol'd so fucking hard at this thread.
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>>10128223
>>10128285
>>10128336

What the fuck?
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>>10128336
FUCK YES, THIS IS THE BEST TIME PARADOX EVER.

This must be the source material of all delicious selfcest fanart out there.
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a GI raped his mother, after he was born both didn't care about him.
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>>10128223
>>10128285
>>10128336

Delicious changed copypasta is delicious.
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His mom must've cared, raising a suckling in post-war Japan is not fun.
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Akagi raises Akagi with Akagi acting as his grandfather.
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Also, I have to mention I like the idea of female Akagi.
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>>10128336
I see what you did there.

Robert A. Heinlein's "All you zombies" never looked so good.
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>>10128492
Fuck yes.
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>>10128516
>>10128492
YOU'RE RUINING IT.
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>>10128492
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>>10128492
Too cool for tampons, fuck yeah.
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>>10128534
what?
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>>10128539
Now, female Gai is something I can completely agree with.
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How has no one posted this yet?
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>>10128492
>>10128516
>>10128539

NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
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>>10128516
>>10128492

I like the idea, but Akagirl would have to be futa.
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>>10128603
Akagi girl can use strap ons.
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Girl Akagi would be one funny looking chick.
On another note, if we're deciding Akagi's past, then how well did he do in school? Obviously he's a genius, but did he mess around with the teachers for the lulz?
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>>10128676
He probably skipped class to point pistols at people and play chicken.
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>>10128676
He cared more about gang rivalries than school. It's normal for geniuses to do badly in academia.
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>>10128676
No idea what he would do.
I believe they mention him being a college graduate when he is working at the moneky toy factory, so he must not have traumatized the teachers too much.
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>>10128676

Most likely.
Also, relevant comic.
1/3
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>>10128711
he was in middle school when the series starts, so obviously. Messing around with the yakuza and all that.
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>>10128676
Suppressed his power levels.

But he was popular with the girls.
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akagi probably killed his parents as a prepubescent then lived off the streets
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>>10128758
>In modern times, that too equates 19

I lol'd. And that reminds me of how awesome the narrator in Akagi is.
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2/3
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3/3
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>>10128767
I think he would be too creepy. He would probably be the quiet, mysterious guy in class who is alone during breaks.
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>>10128803
>The genius who failed his exam

Akagi needs a high school spinoff series, now.
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>>10128767
Akagi lost his virginity the moment his voice finished changing
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>>10128817
So, he has attributes of an Anon?
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>>10128817
IE: Anonymous
But with the brassest balls of all time
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>>10128883
>>10128884
Anon is mysterious and creepy?
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>>10128803
oh god lol. Awesome comic.
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>>10128767
WHAT IS A GIRL
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>>10128953
Akagi x gun is mai OTP
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THE GUN WAS DOWN HIS PANTS
THEN THE GUN WAS THRUST INTO HIS MOUTH
OH, GOD-
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>>10128919
NO NO NO!!
You ruined one of my favorite pictures by implanting thought of those candies coming from guys!
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>>10128978
Don't worry.
They are from the depths of hell.
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>>10128978
The brown-bagged one came from Urabe, since he can't afford much with his 32-million yen debt.

Purple one came from Ichikawa

Pink one from Fake Akagi

The big one in his locker probably came from Washizu.

And the other various boxes in his lock probably came from Nangou, Osamu, etc.
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>>10128965
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>>10129036
This is some serious love drama.
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>>10129036
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>>10128978
"Will you accept these chocolates?"
"You're a retard, Yukio-san."
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>>10129036

I wouldn't mind getting one from Osamu.
I mean, c'mon, he's adorable, just listen to his voice as he tries to sound confident, calling "Pons" and whatnot.
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>>10129112
I lol'd.

Anyway, Akagi is a virgin because nothing is good enough to satisfy him. Also, no women except the cigarette seller lady LOLOL.
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>>10129130
I don't think Akagi minds getting candy from Osamu either.
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>>10128758
The "in modern times" part killed me.
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>>10129130
He was totally cute.
He reminds me of myself when I was trying to learn mahjong for the first time. ;_;
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>>10129130
Who wouldn't want candy from Osamu? He's like a little puppy.
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>>10129147
You forgot the little girl at begging of episode 1.

Also, people think that only person good for Akagi is himself.
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>>10129213
She looks like Nekomusume.
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It's Osamu!
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>>10129253
that manga is awesome
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>>10129276
Especially the "How to draw mahjong manga" part.
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>>10129253
anybody knows where is this manga available for download?
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>>10128361
NO SHINJI NOOOO
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>>10129324
/rs/
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>>10129324
http://rapidshare.com/files/43053559/Even_a_Monkey_Can_Draw_Manga_-_Volume_01__MangaReactor_.rar.htm
l

It's actually pretty old, but so much still applies to modern anime/manga it's almost depressing.
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>>10129352
thank you!
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>>10129190
I actually thought Hiro was Osamu for a while. Then I realized that he still wouldn't be young.
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"How to draw Mahjong Manga" really does fit Akagi perfectly.

"The opening scene has to be more exciting than the opening scene of Star Wars! A cloud of dust along a row of tiles!" Like how Akagi opens with an ominous thunderstorm and the narrator saying cool shit.

Also, "Woo hoo! Looks good to me and I don't know what the heck's going on!"
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Seriously? I bet I could.
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>>10129370
Hiro doesn't have the freckles.
-10 cute points.
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BFF
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could you post the art where some sluts are trying to tease akagi that remains still and bored playing mahjong ? (he has a yakuman in his hand)
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>>10129390
Speaking about cute, what do you guys think, who's the most moe character in Akagi? I vote for Yukio.
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>>10129594
3 promotional dragon girls
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>>10129594
I have that picture, give me a minute to find it.
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>>10129599
Washizu, by far.
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>>10129599
Washizu.
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>>10129612
daisangen!
fanart is based on 3d girls.
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>>10129599
THE ANSWER IS CLEAR
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>>10129599
Washizu
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awww, no moe for nangou? :'(
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overusing the word moe is the cancer killing everything, moot agreed
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>>10129827
Maybe a little.
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>>10129827

I love him, the big lug.
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>>10129883
But it actually applies in this case.
Moeblobs are not moe, but Washizu is.
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>>10129884

MASSIVE NANGOU

MN
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It's sad to see this thread die, but such is the way of things
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>>10129943
I know, this is an awesome thread for daytime /a/.
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>>10129704
Oh Jesus so moe I died.



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