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Hey /a/, my waifu is a lazy slob who only plays video games and watches lewd anime. She's supposed to be a part of alien law enforcement, but I don't really believe it.

Does you're waifu have a job and steady income or some other purpose than just being cute?
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You bet.
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She kills other Servants and could get a job in the arts if she wanted too. Singing or fashion design or painting.
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She's a star.
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>>101275064
>implying your waifu doesn't work in a brothel along with mine

My waifu knows how to please a man, better than that cheap imitation.
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I don't think they pay psyker tube clones in the Soviet Army.
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>>101275370
No, more like my waifu visited brothels.

>>101275230
Can she sing too?
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>>101275546
Whore of Babylon pls
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She's a toothbrush inspector.
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>>101275746
Just allow me to say that your waifu is one of my favorite female characters in existence.
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>>101275597
Shitpos- I mean Gawain pls
She's not a whore. And she changed quite a bit by the end of the game. I doubt she'd do that stuff anymore. She's too lovey dovey for it.
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A travel guide.
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She doesn't have a job as she's a student. As for a purpose, what give humans a purpose?
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>>101275812
Amazing taste, anon.
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No,she does absolutely nothing and isn't a fucking courier
Pic absolutely related
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Gynecologist.
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The conscience of a pervert.
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>Does you're waifu have a job
She's a monster lord or some sort

>and steady income
My semen
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My husband supposedly also works for some organization, but I've never seen them before. He's always talking about things I don't understand. All he does is play piano all day and he seems to be obsessed with some other boy around his age.

Help.
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She's a princess, so marrying her would make me rich and powerful.
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>shoots lasers, heals, cooks and sings
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>>101276294
you're waifu is a pedophile
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>>101276315
>husbando
>kaworu
Get out.
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>>101276360
Luka is of age, anon.
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I'd hate to say it but she's a mobile suit pilot for remnants of loser space Nazis and doesn't make much money.
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>>101276451
so is tamamo
your point being?
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>>101276641
>Implying anyone would refuse the fluffy tail.
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she works at a lemonade stand
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>>101276641
I don't know, what's your point?
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N-Not yet.
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JUSTICE is a full-time job

Alternatively, being dead
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The other one runs an inn and the other one runs a shop.
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Kind of
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>>101276729
JUST INVADE ALREADY
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She's a Rider.
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>>101276965
An Easy Rider?
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i think my waifu is a pretty cool girl, eh tribute monster and doesnt afraid of anything

in the world of card games she's probably one of the hardcore ones so she probably earning a rare card or some shit
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She's a child soldier.
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>>101274927
>or some other purpose than just being cute?
Becoming most perfect girl counts?
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I have multiple waifus to fill multiple roles.
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>>101276776
our waifu will do great things, anon. just you watch, i believe in her.
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>>101277038
My money's on a Midnight Rider.
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>>101275887
She has to be a whore to even consider touching you
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>>101277959
Whoa, rude dude. Don't be so jelly of me and my emperor.
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>>101278254
How can I be envious of a relationship you chose to end?
You're the worst kind of human and I will never let you live it down.
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>>101278314
Oh it's you. Nevermind.
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>>101277815
>our waifu
I like you, but I must fight you, anon. It's nothing personal, I swear.
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>>101278370
And stay out, you piece of shit
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>tfw had a crush on a few 2D girls during all the years but no waifu
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>>101277692
>multiple waifus
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>>101274927
You may have posted the wrong picture there, lad. Fire bitch is the lewd slob. Nyaruko may be easily distracted, and a bit ditzy, but she gets her job done. I'll let that mistake pass due to your Elder Godly taste.

You take care of my waifu, fag.
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She is a hermit without the religious discipline part.



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