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I'm getting a feeling i've seen this before
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mah table
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>>101257973
It reminded my of Police Academy.
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You mean that hentai where she has a vibrator in her while she's in front of the class?

or the one where she has invisible tentacles in her
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>>101258114
both of those sound awesome
what are they called?
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>>101258108
What?
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>>101258227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rZCofcCbc0
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>>101258278
I'm sorry, I'm not a mericunt, so I'm not familiar with the crap Hollywood churns out.
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>>101258301
Get off your high horse you autistic fuck.
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>>101258323
Butthurted merilard, how cute.
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>>101258278
I am sure this wasn't what OP had in mind.
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>>101258323
>being an amerifat
>defending amerifat culture
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>>101258341
I'm in Japan and I've heard of Police Academy.
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>>101258227
There's a scene where the head of the academy is giving a speech while a prostitute is giving him a blowjob.
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>>101257973
stop it
mori summer a pure
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>>101258364
>merica
>culture
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>>101258367
English teacher pls.
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>>101258341
>>101258363
>>101258364
>>101258398
>Typical 'murican response.
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Reminds me of that scene in Tentacle and Witches, episode 3, I believe.
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>>101258367
Everybody has heard of it. This shit has been around for ages. That other guy is either delusional or born like after 1996.
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>>101258431
What's wrong with being an English teacher?
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>>101257973
>>101258389
Something I was thinking: Now that her secret is exposed, isn't her highschool life over now? People already were suspicious, but now everyone knows she's chu2.
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>>101258456
Nah, 1992. Never watched any movies though, especially Hollywood. So I have no idea about that Police Academy you speak of.
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>>101258462
Being an English teachers means you're too stupid to get into Engineering and hence you're a failure at life, no wonder you're here now, puttering away your life. Have you already considered suicide?
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>>101258487
You must've had fun childhood being cut of civilisation. Makes me wonder how did you even hook up on anime without any connection to the outside world for those few years untill internet got popular.
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>>101258389
A pure lesbo, you mean. In an abusive relationship with an autistic dwarf. Where one is a physical masochist and the other an emotional masochist.
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>>101258487
Haven't seen a post to stupid in a while, and I browse this goddamned website everyday.
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>>101258544
Is watching movies now a prerequisite for anime? I got on 4chan and got into it. That's it.
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>>101258554
Your point being?
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OP's image reminds me of the kid in school who gets pelted with backpacks. Post it.
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>>101258532
You are implying quite a bit there.
I will tell you that the implications are inaccurate. I got bored of my old job and wanted to leave the country. Here if you can speak it and have a college education it's good enough.
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>>101258621
What degree do you have? Liberal arts?
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>a shit
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>>101258674
>streaming
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>>101258694
>small screenshots are automatically streaming
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>>101258736
>quality
>23KB
>not streaming
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>>101258487
>Never watched any movies
How is that even possible?
Were you raised in a dirt hut?
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>>10125864
PhD in Mathematics.
You know the people who like math? Yea, I really like math, to an unhealthy degree.
However, being good at math doesn't offer much in terms of travels opportunities.
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>>101258532
Look, an /a/utistic neckbeard is talking values. Have you considered moving away from outdated fashion like wearing fedora and a trenchcoat?
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>>101258760
Why would I watch them?
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>>101258782
>le funny fedora maymay
You're not even using it correctly. Pls go.
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>>101258877
Confirmed for living in Nigeria.
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>>101258903
What?
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>>101258877
It's entertainment just like anime or manga. And don't come with some shit about they ain't entertaining you, because if you never saw a movie you wouldn't know now whould you?
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>>101258114
What is it called?
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>>101258206
> she has a vibrator in her while she's in front of the class
Every blackmail/school hentai ever.

Second one is Tentacle and Witches.
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>>101259326
What is the vibrator one specifically?
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>>101257973
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>>101259047
No, movies are repetitive, retarded and they're cancer just like its fanbase, which is fraught with dumb underage b&'s retards or just downright mentally-challenged people who cocksuck all over another vapid movie and they can't wait to spend $100 on that shit and in 3D! HOLY SHIT! I can't wait to watch some another vacuous flick about some serial killer or superheros hollywood pumps out every fucking quarter.

Movies is shit for dumbasses and mentally-challenged, i.e. average mericunt.
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>>101259523
Wow. You are genuinely a giant fucking smug douchebag. You'll fit right in here. Good on ya.
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>>101259523
That's so much bait I won't bother arguing why you are fucking wrong in everything you say. You would fit right in over at /b/
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>>101259343
It's a recurring plot point in H manga/anime. I can only name, off the top of my head, Rinkan Club (only because it's pretty recent). A show with this trope will usually be horrible and full of cliches.
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>>101259611
>hurr durr someone doesn't like muh movies
Shouldn't you be over on /tv/?
>>101259652
Of course there's no point in arguing with me over this, because you know I'm right.
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fucking /a/
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>>101259756
>>>/out/
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>>101259523
I... I actually agree with this guy.

I might sound like a fedora-wearing neckbeard while saying this, but most Hollywood aside from comedies doesn't immerse or entertain me. My favorite movie is V for Vendetta, which I watched for obvious reasons, being here and all.

Call me a Hipster, but I'm not watching Lord of the Rings or Star Wars only because everyone watched them and calls them a masterpiece.

You know what else such people call masterpieces? Naruto and Bleach. Those people comment on Youtube. Those people make Tumblrs and have Reddits.

"General Taste" - which most Hollywoods pander to - includes all retards, mentally challenged, and hurr-durr-murricans (as in feminists, war supporters, you get it). It's shit taste, and they don't care. Those people also can watch TV all day without killing themselves already. They live according to the TV Station's schedule. They think watching an UPSCALED movie in a big room in comfy chairs with blasting sound and hundrets of other retards for ~15€ is fun.

I don't. Now call me crazy. Maybe I'm just a minority of one.
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>>101258754
>You can't resize screenshots
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>>101260059
>My favorite movie is V for Vendetta, which I watched for obvious reasons, being here and all.

I'm sorry, you seem to confusing this place with the shithole that is /b/. Please go there and never come back.
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>>101260059
Could always just... watch one so you can judge whether you actually like it or not rather than judging based on how many people like it
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>>101260059
Hi, end your life
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>>101260859
Name one good movie out of Hollywood.
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>>101260059
>I don't watch things just because they're popular

Did you just recently learn how to make up your own mind? Congratulations.
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>>101260059
Oh come on V for Vendetta is your favorite movie? It wasn't even good. Watch Memento or Schindlers list or something. Anything but that.
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>>101260964
It's pretty obvious that he's an edgy /b/tard, probably underage, that believes in the whole ANONYMOOSE IZ LEJUUN XD idiocy.
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>>101260964
>schindlers
good goy
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>>101257973
>horriblesubs

why?

FTW came out first this time so HS loses its only appeal
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>>101260949
shawshank redemption
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>>101260949
Fast and Furious 2
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>>101260964
You realize you're talking to a faggot who's all of 12 years old and has "we don't not forgive, we do not forget, expect us" somewhere on his Facebook, right?
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>>101260949
Problem Child 2
The Dark Knight Rises
Avatar (the #1 movie of all time that changed cinema forever)
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>>101260949
Terminator 1 & 2.
This isn't a damn /tv/ rec thread though, go there for that.
>>101261930
Yeah I know, he probably owns a Guy Fawks mask too.
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>>101261966
>Yeah I know, he probably owns a Guy Fawks mask too.

Exactly.

As long as you know what kind of a total fucking newfag you're dealing with, proceed to engage him.

>My favorite movie is V for Vendetta, which I watched for obvious reasons, being here and all.

I screencapped this. My fucking sides.

[inb4 "it was all a ruse!" and damage control]
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Can we go back to talk about Shinka and how perfect she is?
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>>101261966
>> Terminator 1 & 2.

Add Aliens to it. When Cameron was good, was good.
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>>101262440
No, but we can discuss her turbodyke adventures with Deko.
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>>101257973
Tentacle and witch?
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>>101262458
Pre-Titanic.
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>>101257973
Sensei-kun knows what he's going to be fapping to tonight
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>>101260059
The Lord of the Rings is a great series, nowhere near as good as the books though, which single-handedly changed the face of Fantasy forever. Let me guess, you don't read books either? Books are too old and popular for you? Books are for nerds, unlike yourself? Go fuck yourself. Also, I hate to break it to you, but film is superior to anime - it is not just the "popular opinion", it is the objective truth.
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I wanted Shinka to level with Deko while they were at Shinka's house. They'd get into a serious shouting match, Deko would cry about Shinka being a fake, but then, embarrassed as hell, Shinka would open her box of Mori Summer gear, put the veil over Deko-chan and say something like "Oh, DekoMori Summer!" and then they would laugh and be cute together.

That's it. That's what I wanted.
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>>101263888
>Also, I hate to break it to you, but film is superior to anime - it is not just the "popular opinion", it is the objective truth
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>101263888
I just can't read books. Everything seems so unnatural in books. Like the author tries too hard to be deep or something else.



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