Monster Girls are putting us to sleep, that's why there's no MG thread right?
We aint got anything to discuss.
It will be all cancer now.
It's been noticeably cancer for the past few days.
Are you new here or something?
>Two threads within two minutes of each other
God fucking dammit, we really are becoming the cancer.
Good thing we're not allowed to delete threads
It's mostly the 40kids and paladin fags that shit everything up.
>It's mostly the CYOAs and emos that shit everything up.
That's what you get when you have nothing new to discuss about on the threads.
Now we're talking about the ''monster girl of the week'', argue with inquisitors and partake in endless cyoas.
There's nothing wrong with cyoa if we get it once in a while but if we get those in every thread, it's just sad how it becomes the only ''new'' content.
If we keep this up, we should just make a quest thread on /tg/ to dump all the cyoa's.
Pardon my bad english.
Also, fuck you, Hound. You made me want to listen to someone's heartbeat.
>been without internet for a month or so
>come back looking for monster girl updates (did they find D yet?)
We did it again? Jesus christ you guys
And not just one either.
We are turning into fanfiction.net
I wouldn't call it fanfiction. All the stories have unique settings.
I want to believe some of them think making ironic shitpost CYOAs and gibberish is actually funny, but that's the faster way to go downhill, yay.
Still, it's been worse.
am i the only one who ignore the cyoas is not bothered at all?
>All the stories have unique settings.
I was thinking about this earlier. The fact that we're working with a setting instead of a well defined cast is probably the only thing saving this from turning into straight fanfiction, and that's terrifying.
>implying its not MGE fanfiction
The great bestiality debates. Damn that shit was retardation.
CYOAs are unnecessary, the only time to make a thread is if a VN is getting translated, or if a monstergirl themed manga/anime gets a release
That used to be said way back when but the general consensus was it would impossible to truly follow through.
Still sucks royal.
As a constant reader of fanfiction I can assure you that these treads are not as shit-filled as fanfiction.net. "Fanfiction.net: Oh, you want to read a humorous Harry Potter fanfic? Out of over 100000 fanfics with the tag humor, 50000 have the romance tag. Me: B-but most (As in 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999%) have shitty writing! Fanfiction.net: TOO BAD."
Welp looks like this thread won out
Also I guess I couldn't catch the Lightning in the Bottle of my last night CYOA, still gotta see this through
You take your shirt off an use a makeshift rope to wrap around your fattened bitches, swearing to get that lamp and fix this, and maybe to come back and fucking murder the Minotaur.
While the fairy is light enough the Centaur and Dragon are extra heavy now, so carrying them is harder then you dick when fucking them.
Made even worse is once you reach the desert and it gets hot as fuck.
You grit your teeth and sing "Hearts on Fire" and Shout 'Drago' everytime you're on the top of a sand hill.
Eventually you make it to the temple where the Genie's lamp lies. Leaving the girls in the doorway to not die in the sun you take a deep breath before relizing, HOLY SHIT you are Swole as FUCK. You're straight mirin' your body after carrying your bitches so far. You feel confident in this mission.
As you walk deep into the temple you see Orcs, dead inside traps because they're seriously retarded. You realize this is the right place as you use their corpses to track the Orc Shaman from the Generic Evil Empire Castle, he stands in the middle of a series of steps with his men surrounded the perimeter overlooking a pit of giant scorpions, sadly they were just normal giant scorpions and not Scorpions girls so you couldn't use your swole body to fuck them.
He orders his Orcs to attack while he goes to grab the lamp. They attack but you're fucking ripped as shit now, you just tank axes and swords like sticks and slaps those bitches into the pit, the occasional 'wot du fook!' being shouted as they fell, seeing you now at the steps the Orc Shaman tries running up the rest of the steps before you just appear there arms folded in front of him
Murder his ass, we got bitches that need fixing
have him explain his evil goals THEN murder him
None of the settings are the same either. Nothing is taking place in whatever the fuck the MGE world is called.
Most of the writers have adopted names to let you folks filter them out. Why not just leave it be?
Know what's worse? You will never get to baby your monster girl when she gets a cold.
The big things that drag these threads down is the lack of content, sure the good writings are nice but this is /a/, where having a manga or anime to discuss should be the main focus.
Fan fiction is shit no matter what.
Yeah, they're not strictly MGE, but they're based on the same idea with tweaked rules and a few different interpretations. That's what I was getting at.
>Most of the writers have adopted names to let you folks filter them out.
Actually, I don't think even half of them have consistently. That makes them harder to find and harder to filter.
Doesn't help that maybe half of the related content is also against the rules.
I'd love to have a thread about the current z-ton arc but its all porn.
More of Fallen Brides for the interested.
Half of the responses would probably just be "horse pussy" because these guys are really immature
Well, you can count on me to put on a name when I post my shit.
Thats what lowered standards are for, my friend.
>you will never purge heretics with your fellow guardsmen and bring the light of the emperor to daemonic heretics and filthy xenos
Fuck them. Fuck'em in the ear. Those girls are cute as a holy fuck no matter what body they have. Z-ton's art is god tier.
Wish he didan actual manga.
Yeah, the poor kid, but ends up being pretty lucky. You know, if you like centaurs.
Sometimes you have to realise that fucking a horse IS bestiality.
why dont cyoa people do it at anonkun?
If that were true, drawthreads would also not be allowed here. There's really nothing wrong with 'content creation' threads.
Because then they cant sperglord for attention.
>Is there any sex scenes? And are they written from the perspective of the female, since they seem to be the main characters
All of Fallen Brides is from the perspective of the girls, both before and after they become monsters (including a final chapter about Deruella). Every section has a sex scene in it, accompanied by an illustration done by KC, but they can take a while to get to that point.
>imageboard allowing imagecreation
This isnt a fucking bookclub.
That's like asking why everyone over at /lit/ don't just abandon their board and go to fanfiction.net (extreme example)
Some people may like anonkun well enough. But some don't. Reasons have been posted in the past, guys, geez.
I put this as my phone wallpaper last night. I fucking hate you people.
>I fucking hate you people.
Because anonkun is garbage. The chat is the biggest offender. Second is that people there tend to get asshurt if you don't follow whatever option they chose to the letter.
Third, I prefer to write specifically for the folks in these threads.
Well, if you thought making that your phone's wallpaper was a good idea, you probably don't have any friends who would see it anyway.
Bras don't work like that
b/c they are fagets
They do if you're blue
More like coworkers, but they don't get near my phone. Might be weird if I check my emails and someone looks over my shoulder, though.
>cancer being cancer
So you bring the cancer here.
You fucking retard.
And here I was about to make a comment about having something like that as a phone wallpaper.
I asked /w/ to make a Dakini pic into a wallpaper, heres the result if you like.
I'm sure one day, if you say 'cancer' enough, it'll become true. Reach for the stars and all.
i don't see the problem here
you sound like that faget verdelet
W-w-what's supposed to be between her legs?
You bitch slap the Orc shaman asking for answers. He refuses, and you keep slapping him.Evnetually he talks. He says his ultimate goal was to summon Cthulhu Fhtagn. You say to yourself, sure Cthulhu, why the fuck not. And he needed multiple 'abominations' in order to do so.
You hear enough and slap his head clean off and toss him to the scorpions, dusting your hands and forgetting that whole Old One nonsense. You walk up to the lamp and rub it, hard. From a purple smoke comes a brown skinned Genie girl, swaying her delicious hips and ass as she is summoned, she greets you as Master
Fuck that Quarter Bouncing Ass
Not enough hair on the feet.
i would smaug her
Do you not know what Hobbits are?
Dakini in moonscript, the original pic has MC's retarded head sticking out.
yup thats my screen's resolution.
i would need one wider
Surely you can change the size and fill the space? It's a single colour.
Bang her, the other bitches can wait.
Anyone else having HUGE loading issues here?
That's the inevitable fate of 'General' threads
24/7 threads mean you're reduced to shitposting and name/avatar/tripfagging when you run out of on-topic things to talk about
just look at sc2 general
I've had problems like that before. Just press the update button yourself or reload.
Yeah, the partially my fault with that shitty Paladin CYOA i did
forgot my pic
Everyone's to blame.
These threads are up because we keep posting in them. Let's stop.
>last chapters was released around the 10th
>feels like two months already
But even images are fucking up, and browsing around is slow as molasses. Auto-reload is the ONLY thing that doesn't seem slow.
These threads are one of the reasons I get up in the mornings anon.
Might be a problem on your side
Yeah, same problem too. Just refresh. Either the problem is with your connection or it's with the site, I guess.
>being an argie
And of course it just cleared up. Th-thanks for caring enough to respond, anonymouses.
>being an argie
>you will never hold back hordes of demons with your Salamander/Lizarman comrade
Fuck you, faggot.
Well it's not like there's anything else to do since nobody is even talking about monster girls
Make the wish, then bang her. Or better yet, do both at the same time.
This is becoming the new lamia cloaca versus horse pussy argument, isn't it?
Modern military versus fantasy creatures are my fetish
So dead. I take full blame for not being as fucking nuts as last night
Before she even starts talking about wishes you rip the thin clothing on the Genie girl's bottom and look at the sweet, rounded brown ass, placing your thumbs on you start pounding it hard as FUCK. She moans with each thrust as you bend her over the pedestal her lamp rested on and just fuck her like mad, you stop and think maybe fucking her senseless wouldn't be beneficial right now, and take her to the girls. You take the lamp and for your first wish, wish the girls return to their old figures.
With a wave of her fingers the genie girl pulls a before/after shot on you and makes the girls their old figures. Now that you had 2 wishes left you pondered what to do
Make your second wish now
Let your bitches get some wishes
kill yourself and end the story
Because the novelty of it wore out
No wishes right now, fuck her ass again, and get the others involved.
Now I want a Genie anal doujin to fap to and I don't know of any. Fuck you.
Are there even any? About genies, that is?
You know what Im fucking bored. But there's not really anything that Im good at besides writing, so I'll do a story. Its not going to be a CYOA, because I do admit they are a problem.
I don't know,but I'd really like one.
Fucking everytime with teh spoilers
How about daughteru story.
Doting oni okaa-san?
Ah, would anyone mind if I continued Truckercore? Seems like there's a lot of drama going on. And other... stories.
Werebat bride story please.
Like the cum stained sock you used for 3 months. I think we wore this out...
I'm okay with this, as long as her bangs cover her eyes like that pic. Got anymore?
You're not Bobanon, so quit rusing
Yandere story with a happy end
Do Succubutt Onee-sama, since people apparently love her.
A physically strong monster girl who sometimes hurts her lover when they mate and feels really bad about it but the husband is understanding and tries to work with her to be more gentle.
Monster girl could be something like a ushi oni, wurm, lamia, arachnee
Sure. Also could you link the pastebin? I think I missed out on the last update.
>would anyone mind if I continued Truckercore?
Have we ever said no to Truckercore?
I'm not going to ever tripfag, if that's what you're getting at
I flew to close to the sun
You forgo wishing anything else and move back to anally destroying the soft bouncy ass pf the genie who only shouts 'master', evtually you rotate between her, the centaur, the dragon, the fair, their tits in that order, the mouths and then the vags.
Night falls as the girls are covered in semen. You lay against the wall wondering what to do
Make another wish
give the girls wishes
take a fucking nap
Let our bitches wish. Ignore the fag telling you to end, I'm enjoying the ridiculousness at least. It's filling the void in my heart left by Bromont.
Wait, wasn't Bonanon the one doing the story
Yeah, go ahead (although I thought you'd be at work at this time?). Really, if people are allowed to argue, they just get worse and make a lot of noise. I've seen it happen enough times on other boards and sites to know that this isn't anything unusual.
Gotta start early to get more content
write a story about a yandere owl girl please
>Anything but a rapist in a story
It's Truckercore, they can deal with it.
The only time I use the name is when I post the story segments so they can be filtered out by those who would rather not read it.
>Take a fucking nap
Save the wishes for later, when we need them. If we have some left after this is said and done, wish for a harem of women to fuck.
This, but kuudere.
I usually get home around 6pm CST. Then I make dinner and stuff.
>wish for a harem of women to fuck.
We already have TWO of those.
Oh, I guess I didn't miss anything after all.
So is this the part where we get to tease Clare via orgasm control?
Not as many as before, the the other ones in another dimension. I'm talking about a village full of women who all want the Descartes. Actually, maybe we could wish for our old harem back too, so the Vampire can help us use our special attacks and the oni bitch can carry our shit.
>Search image md5 in archive
>Bobanon with the same filename
I could have sworn you had a different filename for that image, okay. Also you can probably use the name when asking about CYOA too for the same result.
Time to go trucking
Funny thing is, a lot of people were leaning towards staying in a relationship with just the manticore last.
we forgot them
Don't worry, it's me.
More like she'll be fucking your ass, leaving you begging for a reach-around
You don't even have to ask. Yes!
Unless we can wish for more wishes there's no point in wishing for a harem since we can just run around punching shit to make a new one. If anything it'd make more sense to wish for a bottomless flask or some shit. You can't ever have enough booze.
Alright... werebat story
I have no fucking idea where to go with his. How do you want her personality to be?
Oh, in that case, I stick with saving it for later.
Wait...can we just wish all the orks were dead?
If anything, I'd prefer the cat over the manti, but since i like both of them as characters either way works.
as far as you're concerned their leader is dead
More like Savannah has us booked for the night. I'm still aiming for whynotboth.exe end.
Quiet and shy. Domineering in bed though
Have you read Z-ton or Toumasu's batgirl doujins?
Think Honoka or any bookworm from a manga/anime, shy and timid in light.
Absolute sex tiger in the dark
Alright then, just save wishes for later. If we still have two at the end, wish for immortality, then an immortal harem (including the ones already in your harem).
I don't think anyone was talking about that at all? I think the idea going around was that it seemed like Savannah just wanted to keep the MC to herself for a bit longer?
quiet would be ok but make it so she's blind and us her looks to trick the anon to baby her even tho she's more then capable of using her echo locating
Go for it. Truckercore has been one of the more (if not most) enjoyable stories this last week or so.
I demand the triangle of unity.
>TFW trying to write a story
>Can't fucking think of a name for a Lilim
>Can't think of a name
Oh god I know that feel.
Okay so a quiet, shy batgirl that's a monster in bed that we take care of b/c you think its blind even though she functions normally through echo location?
I can do that. Will work on it
I'm waiting for it to end, I hate reading cyoas in these threads. I'll be waiting in the pastebin.
It's probably not going to end for a long while yet. Sorry.
I just finished a story with a lilim
If your going for a Lilim make it sound medieval and regal. I just made a name up off the top of my head that sounded fancy and something you'd name a daughter of a demon lord
Is that an indirect way of asking for suggestions?
Lucille if so.
That said thinking of names for anything is a god damn chore.
Non-cancer discussion question:
If EMG got an anime, what studio should do it, who should direct, VAs, etc?
Duma, heca, diala, etc
EMG is harem cancer.
look forward to it its nice for a less known monster girl to get some love
The thing is, she's not a major character. She's more the catalyst for what happens in the story, but I want her to have a name that's at least something that you wouldn't want as a foot note.
Ha well I know you're doing a good job because everyone is eating it up, continue the good work, cant wait to read it from beginning to end.
I'll sometimes just leave a #N or something for things I don't want to stop and worry about that much, but also http://www.behindthename.com/random/ has been decent.
Whoever did Highschool DxD. Research tells me TNK.
I hear Yoko Hikasa when I think of how Cerea would sound.
Discontinuing tale from reconstructed tale, a tale with revving discrepancies. Does Margie stir batter thoroughly through cross-examination? "Reach a consistent boiling excommunication through this body's temperature valve or else bifocal lense will rupture ~@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@(&*!^^^^^^^^^^^^***************P"
A) Prior to, your excellency
B) Germinate large wine lagoon through boiling excommunication point
based XEBEC for healthy monster girls
I kind of want Ryoka Yuzuki as Miia, now.
In her Cuune voice
Xebec is too healthy, whoever did Qwaser might be a good studio
Just ignore it. It's a bot.
You decide that doing each orifice and a tit job from 3 an 1/10th of a girl was enough and decide to sleep it off.
The next morning you wake you bitches up to get the fuck out of the desert and head back to Generic Evil Empire to rest. You cross on the Centaur, making it back to the castle to rest, you tell the handmaidens to get some beers for everyone as you chill in the throne, the former leaders scowling at you so you tell them to fuck off.
As you sit on the throne you wonder what the fuck to do.
You take out the lamp and think of using a wish. But the question would be for what?
You think long and hard about it before you get some ideas
Wish for the ability to impregnate any woman with a thought
that every woman lactates beer
that you had the cursed milk container and can 'experiment' with chubby sex
you wish for the genie girl's freedom from the lamp
>not getting Ai Orikasa
That actually helped, alot.
>MFW almost took a cue from Shishi Senshou and wrote her line(s) as:
>"Sacrificier, with me do treat, the Lilim <> I have been named, I am come."
>"Your mind and mine flesh shalt become one, forever more."
Milk followed by freedom.
Pregnancy with a thought takes the fun out of it
>Wish for the ability to impregnate any woman with a thought
>Previously on Trucking Manticore Adventures http://pastebin.com/AnaWRuje
Looking up at Clare, only the top of her face is visible, giving her a kind of playful charm. But, you shake your head no while looking at her. You expected she’d just shrug or simply go back to whatever she was doing. Instead, she looks remarkably crestfallen. She slowly slinks back without saying another word.
You’re not really sure how to respond to that as you lay down next to Savannah.
“What was that about?” She asks, cocking an eyebrow.
You tell her what Clare whispered to you, then what her response was when you shook your head.
“I see…” Savannah says with a sigh.
She looks up at the bunk, as if peering through it at the cat on the other side.
You ask her if there’s something wrong or that she knows about, but Savannah just shakes her head.
“Don’t worry ‘bout it,” is all she says.
Before you can protest further, she places a fuzzy finger against your lips to silence you.
Shutting off the light, she then motions for you to come closer. Obliging her, she then wraps you up in her arms and paws, hugging you close. As your eyes adjust to the dark, you can make out her vermillion eyes staring intently into yours. Giving a soft smile, she closes her eyes and nuzzles her face against your shoulder and neck.
Softly stroking her ears, more to relax than bring her pleasure, you soon drift off to sleep yourself.
The following morning Clare appears to be the same as usual. Perhaps last night was just some kind of odd fluke. During breakfast Savannah mentions that they’ll reach their unload point in the early afternoon, then after that you’re all free until tomorrow.
“If ya want, I can start teachin’ ya some about how to drive a rig. Otherwise we could just spend the rest of the day relaxin’ or what not.”
>What do you say/do
Looking through the foolz archive, it seems like it's a guy with a trip who's decided to roleplay here?
learn to drive a rig.
Channel our inner man and discover our trucker spirit animal.
Let's try to learn the basics first at least.
just leave already
go be edgy somewhere else
but what about the bitches' wishes?
Relax, maybe get around to having some personal(not sexual) time with clare
>Impregnate Druella with a thought
>She knows it was you, because it's Druella
>She makes you master your ability to literally fuck her, with your mind
>Druella, Master of making things fuck
After Milk we only have one more wish. Unless we can wish for more wishes for the girls THEN free the genie we really won't get anything out of it.
Truckin'. At some point KISS SAVANNAH.[/spoiiler]
Germinate large wine lagoon through boiling excommunication point, Margie with Serpentes reaches critical mass. Through extenuating controlled substances, Margie germinates exponentially through osmosisly orgasmic. Excellent ecstasy.
A) Increase hydrocodone 10/325
B) Decrease acetaminophen
go check on clare for a bit and relax with her
but it's clear the girls have their own 3 wishes because the option wouldn't be given to us otherwise
In that case Milk, Bitches wishes, free genie
Ask about Clare while we learn to drive
Stop responding to his shitty story
is that your final answer?
Nah his is my favorite cyoa
Clare needs some attention
It's probably the same guy responding to himself without his trip.
Just wishing for freedom
I second this notion.
Nah it's a different anon
I'm ok with this
HYDROCODONE 10/500 IS UNAVAILABLE, VENTURE INTO EVENT HORIZON THROUGHOUT FISSION.
Increasing hydrocodone 10/325 alerts Big Brother. Escaping excellently through wind pipe chewable pills. "Boy, do not escape excellently through wind pipe chewable pills!" ejaculates Margie. But wind pipe went excellently chewable pills, did he.
A) Create purge
B) Ejaculate toxic tylenol
b, i love ejaculating
Thinking about that cursed milk you realized you could have had a different experience with the girls when they were bigger
Thinking it counterproductive to use a wish to undo another wish you rub the lamp and ask the second wish of the genie. She nods and with a simple nod the canister containing the cursed milk appeared before you. You opened it up and looked at it, still look as good as the first time, making sure it's the real deal you pour some into your hand and pour it down the Genie's throat, within seconds her thin frame goes up 3 sizes, her soft ass and curvy hips become more prominient as her flat stomach becomes a bit of softness. It's the real shit all right.
You ask you harem to come in and tell them what you intend to do, they are angry with this change of heart, but slap them, using your pinky for the fairy, to get their obedience.
Having them drink smaller doses than their first time led to similiar but smaller gains for the previous encounter.
Now softer than before you could feel the firm taught ass on the centaur become soft like a real woman's ass, the dragon's muscly tail became like a foam noodle of love, the fairy, well she again became a ball, but less so this time.
Looking over the women you decide to
Fuck them hardcore
have them drink more
give them the lamp to make their own wishes
free the genie
>free the genie
let t hem wish, i want to see what they do
You shits are not helping
>give them the lamp to make their own wishes
While fucking them
KC should do a phoenix girl
Just ignore and report, anon.
Lets let them have a go.
We can have them drink more (for science) after their wishes
Much as I would like them to drink more, I don't want to force a tie with their own wishes, so
They get their own wishes
I'm surprised he hasn't done a troll or kobold girl yet.
Oh, hell there /a/. I come bearing gifts. Namely chapter 50 as I promised last night.
Exactly, we can make them drink more afterwards.
The thing does refill right?
Still no windigo girl yet.
Cool. Now the wait begins anew.
there are a lot of creatures that he should have done already
Good news guys, I finally learned how to correctly masturbate! What should be the first Monster Girl I correctly masturbate to? I was thinking a Hroz one.
>Latest chapter of Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa
Im so fucking confused. Is the childhood friend a girl or a boy?
>I finally learned how to correctly masturbate
How had you been doing it before?
>futa on male in truckercore
I've got nothing against anybody who likes it but it's not like they won't enjoy just giving her a regular dicking too.
Ill need two hands for this.
Just how old are you?
He's 53 years old
Just let that sink in for a second
I more or less fucked the bed, which I just learned can destroy penis nerves and rapidly decrease sensitivity if done over a long period of time. I started this when i was 12.
Cormac McCarthy's Suttree, creates long term primordial suspects and oozy tentacles.
Stagnancy frees the gouda cheese, as a 00101111101010100001 once surreptitiously stated. How can this occur? You would suspiciously gaze.
Sheltered life? I hope so...
Something by toumasu or z-ton.
>I more or less fucked the bed
Bourbon.... Is that you?
Good Job anon, have you never seen a movie before?
Deciding that forcibly fattening the girls on the fly might have been a tad harsh you decide that maybe they deserved some wishes, besides they were probably going to undo it anyway.
You pass it off to the fairy first who struggles just to move to the lamp giving her now current figure. She slowly rubs the lamp, wishing to be tall. The genie nods her chubby head and instantly the Fairy's clothes are shredded as she becomes a 6 foot tall girl with bug wings and pixie dust coming off her, with that she leaps onto you and takes your dick, not being contorted by it this time, locking her fingers between yours
She then passes it onto the Centaur who looks at the lamp, she stares at it intently and figures out her wish. She wishes to be the Queen of the Centaurs! Holy shit she had an ambitious side. With a snap of the fingers the genie donned the Centaur girl in a crown and cloak befitting a Queen of her current, proportions. You congratulated her on such an ambitious wish by fucking her soft ass saying she better give you a fuckton of beer for this
Next was the Dragon girl who rubbed quickly, already having her wish in mind. Her wish, was the most shocking one of all. She wished to birth 5 children, all belonging to you. With that the Genie nodded and the Dragon bent over and cried as 5 eggs passed one by one out her soft cooch. After the ordeal she took the eggs in hand and walked over, a smirk on her face hoping you better have a good time raising those kids
With that out of the way you
Let the Girls wish some more
Give them more milk
Free the Genie now that they got some wishes
well I've never fapped before
and I'm 5 years older than you.
Milk but give them a choice (full dose like the first time or half dose like last time) then we can free genie
Also, is this kept on a paste bin somewhere? Along with the last one?
>putting a slut as you wall paper
>I more or less fucked the bed, which I just learned can destroy penis nerves and rapidly decrease sensitivity if done over a long period of time. I started this when i was 12.
I... did the same but started at 6 years old and changed it at 11-12 as much.
Maybe is for this that my dick is slighty turned to the left?
How have your balls not exploded yet?
Nope. I write them all here on the fly
>Let the Girls wish some more
> turned to the left?
Ah... are you me?
you live an empty life
anon, for your own good, you should probably do that at some point
It's annoying but doesn't happen too often.
I would think I'm pretty well-adjusted.
I like to fuck my cat
just a little warning
Ok, was just curious if there was a place to re-read.
They are pretty funny
Guys. We've found the real life equivalent of a male unicorn here.
Go away Shiki.
why don't you masturbate
Time to learn a trade. When do we start training?
I could go on and on. just be patient
I don't give a fuck! She better have balls!
I lived with my single mother and abusive older brother. mix that in with strong christian values and Pokemon and I was as beta and sheltered as they came. And I still am.
I knew some people masturbated right side up, but I thought it was just a preference, I didn't know it was actually unhealthy to not do so.
Last 4 more years and the world will have never seen a wizard as mighty as you.
My dick is bent to the left too, maybe that's a symptom that happens from it?
>My dick is bent to the left too, maybe that's a symptom that happens from it?
That's, uh....that's alright, anon.
simply put, my brain doesn't work that way. I grew up in a strict catholic household and didn't fap cause I thought it was wrong. by the time I was out of the house and started thinking for myself, I'd passed the hormone-intensive teenage part of my life and pretty much conditioned myself not to think 'fap' when I became aroused.
I've considered doing it several times but I just don't feel like it. I came very close once, but once I grabbed my dick it felt awkward as fuck and I stopped. Maybe one day.
>strict catholic household
If you wrote with your left hand, would they beat it with a fish?
It's not a symptom a lot of dicks point to the left, its like hwne people say "how's it hanging? and you say stubby and to the left" or something like that. Jesus people go read a book or watch a movie. Who fucks beds...jeez
you should try it
too much info
I sure do love blogging
yananon made me link this here
Wonder if KC is going to do eldritch horrors. He hints at them in the Poseidon piece.
>The first time I got an erection I thought it was a disease and cried all day.
Also you seen the OP image? I haven't felt the same about getting into bed after some of the things said surrounding it. Too lewd.
The thought of goofing off most of the day is appealing, but you ought to start learning as soon as you can. You tell Savannah that you’ll learn whatever she has to teach you.
“Sounds good darlin,” she responds.
“Guess you’ll finally start learning the ropes kiddo~”
Now that you think about, they both have been calling you by kind of a pet name since you met them. Though you prefer ‘darlin’ to ‘kiddo,’ the later being almost annoying. Still, Clare seems to use it in an endearing way.
The day proceeds in a fairly routine way, though you no longer have the desire to jerk off in the shower. Savannah did a fine job of scratching that itch, though remembering it causes a slight raise.
Clare drives first this morning, ostensibly so Savannah is still legally allowed to be driving when she’s going to show you a few things.
Once the cargo has been delivered and the trailer unhitched, Savannah drives around until she finds a large, unused parking lot. Stopping in the middle of it, she turns to you.
“All right darlin’, tell me, what do ya know about manual transmissions?”
You explain that you know how to drive stick, and have a reasonable understanding of how the whole system works. Savannah raises an eyebrow; perhaps she wasn’t expecting you to know anything.
“Do ya know how to double clutch?”
Well, you say, you know what it is, but you’ve never bothered with it.
“Right. Cars can be shifted without rev matchin’ due to synchronizers in the transmission. Trucks like this one don’t have ‘em though, so you gotta double clutch. Here, watch,” she says.
Using slow, exaggerated movements, she demonstrates how she has to go to neutral between every shift, matching the engine speed to the road speed. You think you can handle it, though the ten-speed transmission is certainly a new experience.
>continued next post
The first time I masturbated, I held my dick with both hands, half the shaft in each hand, and massaged with my fingers until I came.It wasn't until I was 16 that I learned how to do it properly. I also didn't use tissues, I thought they got in the way and just came into my underwear.
You let them get their second wishes off, same turns as last.
The fairy scratches her head only really wanting to be tall so she could make love to you properly, she eventually get an idea and makes her wish. She wishes for all the buildings in the Generic Evil Empire to become Pubs and all the human women become barmaids, holy shit this girl is fucking amazing and you fuck her in the ass to let her know that.
The Centaur girl is also puzzled by her wish, she is already Queen of a her kind, what more could she want. Oh well, you, but she can't wish for direct love. So she got an idea she smiles as she looks at you. She wishes to have the biggest breasts and ass in the world. With that The tig ol bittie become even larger, needing both her hands and yours to support them, and her flank becomes a big soft pile of flesh, More and more they grew until holy shit you can't even see her because her tits block your view. Crawling out you see her two rounded ends as she smiles. She hopes that this pleases you as the wall of tits start to leak a bit.
The dragon takes the lamp with a scowl, knowing she couldn't be one up'd by the horse she thought how she could win your love better than the last two, but without simply undoing the wishes out of petty spite. She then got an idea. Rubbing the Lamp the Dragon girl wishes that she could become a Wish Granting Dragon. With that in mind the Genie girl blasted the Dragon girl who surged with power, she laughed with all her might like she had won and....nothing. Nothing happened.
She blinked and asked if her wish was granted.
She looks at you, hoping you could test this out
Accept the Dragon girl's offer and make a wish
Free the Genie already and forget wishes already
“Ah, I fergot, the shiftin’ pattern on this is dog-leg, so it’s backwards from what you think it is. Oh, and first gear is really only a crawler, so you can skip it when startin’ out.”
She taps a finger against her chin, thinking.
“Aaand when you get to sixth gear, ya gotta hit this switch to get through the upper gears,” she says, pointing to a button on the shifter.
This is already more complex than you thought it could possibly be.
As you practice, Savannah is beside you the entire time. Clare is in the back; you can hear the TV. You figure you might as well ask Savannah again about Clare since she probably won’t hear you.
“What’re you so concerned ‘bout anywho?”
You say that well, you think of her as a friend. Why wouldn’t you be concerned with how she acted, especially since it was rather unlike her.
Running a paw through her hair, she gives a little groan.
“Ya really think of her as a friend?”
“All right, listen. She’s a dear friend to me an’ I love her. I think yer trustworthy enough, so I’m countin’ on you to not repeat a word of this.”
Again you nod, saying that you really are worried.
“That wild act o’ hers is just kind of a front. Truth is it’s the only way she knows how to get people to like her.”
That’s… strange. So what’s she normally like? And that means then, that Clare wants you to like her? Why the front?
“She’s usually more… calm. Still a big tease, but she ain’t usually that crazy at least. I’m kinda used to it, so it don’t bother me much. But…”
She pauses, clearly not wanting to say the next part.
“Ya, she wants ya to like her. I’m ‘bout the only friend she has. As fer why she’s like that… well…”
Looking up at the ceiling, Savannah sighs.
“I can’t tell ya that much. Ya’ll have to find it out from her personally. I’ve said all I can. Let’s get back to it.”
>continued next post
>I more or less fucked the bed
Oh hey, me too...
>which I just learned can destroy penis nerves and rapidly decrease sensitivity if done over a long period of time
Well fuck me.
Anon please teach me how to into masturbation properly (or at least direct me to some cheap sex toys).
accept the dragons offer
You agree to drop the subject, resuming your training session with Savannah.
As evening comes, you’ve more or less got shifting down. Though, according to Savannah, it becomes much, much more difficult to start with a full load.Or when you’re on a hill. Clare hasn’t really spoken to you much throughout the day. You wonder if she’s mad at you or something? Or, based on what Savannah has told you, perhaps she thinks you don’t like her?
You’re parked for the night, so Savannah and Clare are just kind of idling about. Clare's up in the top bunk, Savannah the bottom. Business as usual.
>What do you do/say
Jesus I did not intend that to be a three post section. I feel kind of bad for making so many posts at once.
>Accept the Dragon girl's offer and make a wish
We DBZ now. Wish for a barrel of centaur liquor.
Wish the genie was free.
Then milk for them
you grab your goddamned dick and go up and down until it feels good. It's not fucking rocket science. Go on /jp and go the sextoy thread
The method that I believe is the correct one that I'm using is to wrap your dick in toilet paper and shake your arm up and down rapidly, sometimes going slow to take in the sensation. 8 minutes later and you should be done.
I was gonna stick around to hear any comments or answer any questions about #50 or any in general, but this thread is getting a little fucked.
Welp. Let's see what we can do about the Clare situation.
>See if Clare still wants to bunk with us tonight
It's a long read, moose.
Never though I would learn anything about trucks in a MG thread.
It's kinda been there. I'm only here for novelty anon's story now.
When are we going to fucking suck some futacat dick and balls!?
Check up on Clare. Ask/see if she wants to hang out.
maybe post is on firday again and get more feed back i'm still in the middle of reading it but i wouldn't blame you for leaving these thraeds have gotten more and more odd
Grab a back massager. Turn it on low. Put it against the underside of your dick until you cum. It won't take long.
It's the norm for these threads. Only going to get worse since there will be no EMG for February
I actually had to stop myself once I realized just how much I was writing.
I deleted an entire section about air brakes.
If you think I don't like you cat you are wrong, even if you may or may not have a kitty dong.
Haven't read it yet boss. On the to do list after.
Quiet you, go watch porn or something.
Engage theme music. "You don't have to call me darlin, darlin."
Tell savannah that you want to work things out with clare and if she'd be okay with you being with clare tonight and then peek your head up at the top bunk and ask her if there is room for 2.
Although we don't have to meet up with her today, we could always just talk to her tomorrow to cut out any night time hijinks.
Glad to see you weren't completely driven off by the state of things.
I love you
You decide to test to Dragon out and wish for some more Centaur booze.
The Dragon girl glows and with a single thought a large barrel of Centaur Booze, fucking sweet, you down the barrel as the Dragon laughs again now feeling almighty.
She then mounts you and wraps her chubby tail around you.
She says she'll grant any wish you want
You nod saying you know that
Yes, you heard her.
You Wish for her to not be Yandere.
Suddenly she gets a blank expression before giving a cute smile and cuddling with you.
You wish for her to get off so you can continue your job of....fucking stuff. She blinks off you as you stand up.
Dusting yourself off you realize that without needing the lamp anymore it's time to finally free the Genie.
Then again you realize you have one last wish with the lamp, so you feel you could just have the Dragon free her, you get a devlish smile as you look at the genie girl and raise the lamp
For the Final wish you
Have her drink the whole canister of milk
Knock her up
Have you tell you where to find a top tier bitch for your harem
just wish her free.
>ore or less got shifting down. Though, according to Savannah, it becomes much, much more difficult to start with a full load.Or when you’re on a hill. Clare hasn’t really spoken to you much throughout the day. You wonder if she’s mad at you or some
Dropped faster lightning striking the ground. Not gay, sorry.
But I need the D!
Freedom, we use the dragons own wish against her and have her drink the milk
wish her free, stop being a spaz, also should have kept her yandere
Dropped. You ruined a perfectly good story, thanks.
I'll have to veto that 'telling Savannah' thing. She'll get what we're trying to do without us having to say it and, really, that's just kind of an awkward thing to do. MC isn't even in a relationship with her; we just decided to stay with her last time since the two had just finished having sex and it seemed like Savannah wanted to spend a little more personal time with him.
Makes sense to me, lets chat with her.
Freedom, then wish for dragon to tell us where we can find another top tier bitch for the harem. Kraken come first though, gotta thwart those Orcs after allc.
It's good to have you back anon
>Grab a back massager. Turn it on low. Put it against the underside of your dick until you cum. It won't take long.
I have never gotten any significant pleasure from vibration, personally. It just makes my dick numb. Doesn't even really enhance orgasms. Not really sure how I could possibly be doing it wrong either.
Finish up with training, then go talk to clare.
These >>101237516 >>101237690
HA HA TIME FOR PUSSY TALK
Quit being a fucking baby.
I know you're trying to cover all the bases to make sure we don't inadvertently hurt Savannah's feelings, but I really don't think we need to worry about that from just choosing to bunk with Clare tonight. I just don't think there's any need to check in with Savannah for a decision like this; it's just awkward to do considering the context of MC's relationship with the girls.
We're done. It's already night.
yeah, im multitasking and didnt read the last post through. im dumb like that sometimes.
Fuck you and the centaur you rode in on, mate.
We don't even know if it's for sure; either way Bob's drawing it out for just that reason, to make it more interesting/tense (way I see it).
Chill your balls.
There's a board for you faggots, it's called >>>/d/ .
You can go there with the other faggots that keep wanting to create monster boys and revel in your love for dicks together.
Is is an erect a. Just have fun man, fuck. I didn't know this was a "no fun allowed" Jeez.
>Reacting this strongly before anything's been officially written.
>Still feeling a need to react at all.
>Being that easy to bait
Really, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh god, please not the futa derailment again.
>Futa on female
>Futa on Futa
>Futa on male
Gay as a sailor, sticking a pussy beside the dick doesn't make it pounding a guys ass any less gay.
>this kills the MC
You wish....for her Freedom Genie! Shaking like Michale J Fox the Genie girl's shackles dissapear for her wrists and ankles. Upon doing so she leaps onto you calling you Husband. You say you're not ready for that kind of commitment yet. The Dragon girl says she can still grant more wishes.
You think about it, and decide for your next wish, is the have her drink the entire canister of the cursed milk
Against her will the Dragon girl reached out and the canister appeared in her hands, and she tilted it back and let the white creamy liquid flow on in. Her stomach soon became a massive object that forced her down. Her Wings went from skinny membranes to fat with skin draped off it. her tail became thick like a jungle anaconda proper her super fat ass up.
Eventually the Dragon became immobile, unable to move. She dropped the empty canister and made your next wish, to find a top tier bitch for your harem, and the location of the qt kraken girl she nods very slowly having a beam of light show them the way
You ready yourself to leave but then realize, with the Centaur stacked to the point her breasts are bigger than her and an immobile Dragon, you have zero means of transport!
Wish for the 6 foot tall fairy to become even bigger
the Genie girl is given a magic carpet
If that idiot and the others didn't pay them any mind there wouldn't be this problem.
>the Genie girl is given a magic carpe
A WHOLE NEEEEEW WORLD!
Fix Centaur. She is only girl for me.
Naw man. Its just an edit. Here is the real one.
but she made herself even more stacked so we can love her bestest. We can't just undo that
12 ft tall giantess who is dom
Magic carpet nigga. Also, should propably fix the others, but leave the fairy six feet tall.
your going to need a large car tarp for that poor dragon
What if, instead of giving her the BIGGEST chesticles we wish she had the BEST instead? So like they'd be smaller more shapely and feel better or some shit.
inb4 nothing happens
Unless it's with a strap on. But futa on male is 100% gay.
Cool. And you're a bigger idiot along with the closet faggots for making a big deal that I dropped the story. Stay mad.
Well it's magic, so maybe it has no weight capacity
>Carpet of carrying
Im down with that.
Get back to work.
I should too.
Well excluding the text in it. Thanks for the correct version.
Fix wveryone except fairy then get carpet.
>start a game
>spend hours making the perfect name
>never play it again
;___; I'm a monster
> industrial strength carpet of carrying
fixed that for you.
>We're on break next month
If that's what the bottom actually means, 10/fucking 10.
Hey everything's already TS'd. I did my job.
But the inverse, Male on Futa, is fucking great though.
>That domination as you whisper in her ear that even if she has a dick, it's smaller than the one you're going to break her with.
But... 3 days less of a wait.
Monster Musume, Hitomi's Clinic and Centaur's Worries all release March 13th.
Have fun waiting for them to be finished.
>The first time I got an erection I shouted "I'M A TRICYCLE!!!"
I'm not joking.
You wish for the Dragon girl to make a magic carpet to carry to the locations. In a second a large carpet is formed beneath the Genie girl's feet, it raises her up and flies under you and the fairy. You then roll the Dragon on and part by part life the Centaur onto it. As the thing somehow stays stable you fly off towards the light for the Qt Kraken, since she was one of the orc targets they still might be after her.
As you go on this ride you look over your bitches, you realize you haven't really shown any olev yet, you monster!
With half a day left you decide to
Tenderly love the Fairy
Tenderly spank the Genie
Tenderly fatten the Centaur
Tenderly fuck the Dragon Ball
To the people wanting me to do the batgirl story.
I'll be done with it either today or tomorrow, though judging by the time, probably be done tomorrow
Fuck them all.
>Tenderly love the Fairy
Let's show her how the big people fuck.
> but once I grabbed my dick it felt awkward
Did...you just friendzone your dick?
Still waiting for order pages to pop up.
take your time drmyth no rush just do your best
Bbw is gross. Fix dragon by wishing she had a perfect body then fuck mercilessly.
how far is Hitomi's raws?
We'll fix them all, but what's the point of having them drink them milk if we don't do anything?
Either way, I vote to fix them after we finish fucking them. Leave fairy tall though.
Realizing the Fairy has been getting gipped mostly by beening 12 inches before you scoot over and take her hand. She blushes and looks at you. You kiss her and push her down, feeling her soft body, you never had the chance to feel her like this but her body was like silk. You kiss her slipping your piece into her, hiding in the Centaur's cleavage to avoid prying eyes
You pick the tempo up feeling up her back and soft thin wings. Holy shit this is fucking heaven. You just can't stop fucking her.
Fuck her until cumflation
Everyone gets the D.
We have a disturbing lack of non magically generated youngins
I want a couple of yandere futa monstergirls to love me tenderly...
5's done, 6 is halfway.
oh so all these characters are yet to appear
Keep on trucking.
Cuddling is for post adventure
Fuck, then cuddle.
>Hiding in massive tits to avoid prying eyes.
Why do I find that as funny as I do.
Both. Cumflate, then cuddle. We've got time, though the inflation will take longer now.
maximum cum and then cuddle. she'll be as big as the centuar when we're done with her.
All those there have appeared. We get more Hitomi healing hearts and then see some Hitomi home life, and her heart go dunka dunka
cuddle. Give Centaur a kiss too.
the four armed guys looks interesting i know a invisible girl showing up next ch will he be in it as well
You keep going at full speed, blasting load after load like a revolver slowly filling the Fairy girl's stomach with cum, her belly slowly expanding as she grabs the soft walls of breasts surrounded her. As the last hour drew near you decided to cuddle with the Fairy in the last moments, patting her cumflated stomach that was like a multiples pregnant woman
As you reached the destination you see a bunch of orcs standing around a pier, looking confused at how to get in, most of them saying they never learn to swim, some say they never even took showers, one even asked 'Da Fook is wutur?'
Kill the Orcs in case they grow a pair
Jump right in and fuck the Kraken the second you find her
she is going doki doki!
Two chapters this time, first one is invisible girl, second is multi arms.
Kill the orcs
Well, maybe now is a good time to talk to Clare? As you enter the back, Savannah looks in your direction. The two of you briefly make eye contact, but she doesn’t say anything and turns back to her show.
As you approach the bunks, you rap lightly on the side of Clare’s bunk. She looks down at you curiously. You ask her if there’s room for two up there.
“Oh, sure,” she says. She seems to be a bit nonplussed by your sudden question.
As you hop up, she quickly throws a sheet over herself. Naked again, it seems.
Though her back, ass, and some sideboob are still visible. Easy now, you think to yourself. Now that you’re up here, you find yourself at a loss for words. The best you can come up with is ‘hey.’
“Hey…” she responds.
Awkward. It was never like this before.
You ask her what she’s up to. She motions towards her TV up here; looks like she’s been watching a hockey game. Interesting. Clare seems to be impossible to pin down.
While not an expert on the sport, you throw out some knowledge to strike up a conversation. Talking about the two teams playing, various players on each one, and so on.
“Oh, I didn’t know you watched hockey. Who’s your favorite team?”
You mention the Monstergirl City Wolves. She thinks for a moment, then smiles.
“Funny they’re called that when they don’t have any wolves on the team.”
Well it’s a start to some kind of conversation, so you nod along. Maybe Savannah was actually telling the truth. The Clare you’re talking with now seems to be rather calm.
“So,” Clare begins as the game enters an intermission, “What did you think of driving the truck today?”
>continued next post
I want to use this, but I just couldn't fit it in due to the atmosphere and tone right now
cool i look forward to it
Slay orks. Acquire bitches
Eh, you shrug. It was challenging, but you think you’ll get the hang of it soon enough.
“Good,” she says with a smile, “It would be nice to have you around for a while.”
Ah, you can sense the Clare you know starting to surface some, though she’s still being rather reserved. Unlike Savannah, she’s actually keeping a bit of distance. How strange considering she offered you a pawjob just the other day.
Yeah, you say, you’d like to stay around. Clare just nods in response. You attempt to keep up small talk, but the atmosphere is starting to chill again, but you’re having a hard time thinking of something to talk about.
>What do you do/say
Mind if I bunk with you for the night?
The only good orc is a dead orc.
Why not just lay back and enjoy her company as the two of you enjoy the game.
Not everything needs to be talking or action.
Show that you're just fine chilling next to her without any need for sexual pretext.
Let the cat come to you.
Suck her dick and balls , after you talk about the trukkin
Stay with her tonight. She's clearly emotionally sensitive when not doped up on manticore poison so be gentle with her.
Ask her if she has a penis. What could possibly go wrong?
"Could I maybe comb your hair?"
>>101240925 My thoughts exactly. Heh, cat come.
realizing your kill count has been lack you jump off above the orcs,
As they debate about who goes first culminating in rock-paper scissors, you land on the winner, crushing his body and taking his arms and beating his friends to death with them
As the seas begin to run red you swan dive into the ocean to find some kraken puss. You find a light red mound of tentacles sleeping.
Attached to it is a cute girl who looks 16, but a bit small chest wise even compared to the fairy's chest
She looks so cute do you
wake her tenderly, introduce yourself politely and offer her to join your harem
Fuck her in the ass until mindbroken
I was gonna say I second >>101240925
but now I'm definitely seconding >>101240994
Give her the B
Spread your anus for her, and tease her.
Time to be a gentleman. As in fuck her tenderly as an invitation.
>wake her tenderly, introduce yourself politely and offer her to join your harem
Should probably have dragon fix everyone first though. A bunch of bitches forced to grow fat for our amusement is probably not the best first impression...
You know how this works.
Ask her when she started being a nudist.
she's probably going t be mindbroken so she won't care
>So badass he gets reborn in another dimension
>Gets bitches and defeats and evil empire in a day
>Fucks more bitches
>Gets swole carrying fatass bitches across the desert
>Beats orcs to death with their own arms
If I had any drawfag skills, I'd draw him.
The obvious question.
Politely ask to love her tenderly.
Don't forget he punched a Female Frankenstein monster to the moon.
Inquire about how she got into the trucking business to keep the conversation going, then ask HER to teach you next shift should she have the means.
Take her outside so that it's just you and her talking. Get her to open up like she was before. If that's not an option, just spend the night up there with her. Show her we care about her.
i picture him as leonidas mixed with Conan. surrounded by bitches
The story will be done tomorrow
you'd be dead.
It's night. It's time to sleep.
Well, if she genuinely likes being an exhibitionist, this seems like an interesting personal question to ask her.
very well good luck
You slowly touch her and she falls over onto the ground after being suddenly wake up. She asks who you are, you introduce yourself, and explain pretty much your entire story, how the fuck you're doing this underwater you ain't go a fucking clue. She thinks you're pretty cool and accept membership into the harem and wraps herself around you before you leap out and greet the other girls.
Now do you
Get to fucking the Kraken girl and break her in
Have Dragon wish to improve her
Get to finding the High tier girl
I need this. For science.
>>101241030 here, actually, this >>101241433 seems like a good conversification point. Otherwise, just enjoy the game with her.
It's bangin' time.
Why so greedy, it'd be fine if it was something other than yandere but more than 1? You're asking for trouble boy
Get analy raped by Kraken. DO IT
Improve then mind break.
Can the kraken actually survive outside water for extended periods of time?
Get to fucking, no mindbreak.
Also, get dragon to fix everyone already.
Break her in; her ass and her mind.
Well don't sit on the other side of the bunk. Get a little closer to show that he isn't distant with her.
Why fix. You know we will break out the milk again just to mess with them.
let the kraken tickle your prostrate and have everyone revert back, centaur's tits and ass were perfect before
Have we ever asked clare about her hobbies and likes? It'd be nice if we could find something common
Putting her on the Carpet the Kraken looks up to you. You find you're not in the mood for waterboarding though, today is more motorboating. You ask for the Dragon to give her some Double Ds and she complies, stackin the kraken giving you something to put your head between as gets rammed. She gives a little scream as you pop her cherry. She wraps her tentacles around you saying you're so strong. You assert dominance by flexing her tentacles off and ramming faster. She gives a 'kyaaaa!' and inks all over the carpet. She feels her stomach become a bit bloated from Cum as you begin round two. After 30 or so minutes her tentacles have all gone limp and her stomach a ball of cum.
Washing the ink off you make off for the next girl.
As you do so you
Keep fucking the Kraken girl
Go back to tenderly loving Fairy
Tenderly make the Genie girl pregnant
Tenderly massage Centaur's enlarged tits and ass
Tenderly warm the Dragon's eggs
I don't think so, we already had our fun. Besides, we need them to be able to move so they don't get in our way in a fight, and so they're more fuckable (I'm not into chubby sex.)
warm eggs or centaur, if tie breaker needed
Centaur. Might as well get some mileage out of those large assets before we get rid of them.
We can get em all preggo at the end
You decided to address the Centaur's tits that are bigger than her.
You begin to massage them asking if it hurts. She says it doesn't matter if it hurts, as long as you like her new breasts and ass. You stroke the long and round breasts with both hands on a single mammary
You think you're feeling some fancy mattress as you go back and forth on them. You ask if she really wants this
She says as long as you like her she'll do anything to appease you
You move out from the sea of skin and move behind her, to the ass that's fat. You can feel soft skin cover even the top of your fingers as your hand sinks into what was once firm flank.
Your dick grows rock fucking solid, something inside you is screaming as you rub each butt cheek
'I want to spank this ass!'
'I want to fatten her more!'
'I want to impregnant this Centaur!'
Spank that ass.
>'I want to spank this ass!'
>'I want to impregnant this Centaur!'
It must be.
All of the above.
Impregnate centaur, get dragon girl to work her magic on popping out the kid fast and having it develop at an amazing rate, then give it the dick too.
Bang dat ass WHILE spanking it.
Give it to her!
tfw I can't finish this thread and I don't want to make another thread just for a CYOA.
You realized you want to make your centaur fat and pregnant. You call out to the dragon for the cursed milk container to appear, she frightfully did so thinking it was her that would drink it. Thankfully for her it wasn't.
You begin pouring the milk past her cheeks, slowly but surely your Centaur begins growing fatter and fatter, once again her bottom half's stomach pushed her off her hooves, her human half followed suit, and her already expanded assests become even more obscene.
As the Centaur continued to grow you ask for the Dragon to give you the ability to instantly impregnate her, she nods as your dick glows with power
You climb her slowly expanding Horse stomach to reach her pussy and jam it in like a spear, ramming her over and over, finally climaxing with her whinnying.
After she stopped you slid down, feeling kicks inside the massive horse gut.
Now with that done you
Resume stroking the horse
Move onto another girl
spank, impregnate and optional >>101242965
Keep stroking, gotta let them babbies i her know we care despite their mother being fucking huge through our poor care
Yeah this is dead. Maybe I'll continue tomorrow night, since night time seems best for this.
Which one are you?
I'm still lurking. It's up to you.
We've put dragon through the ringer lets go for her
I'm lurking, do whichever you think is best.
Alpha MC CYOA
Nah. It's midnight, thread is almost autosage.
Might as well call it quits.
Thinking about it, you decide to ask a question that’s been on your mind for a while. Perhaps it’ll help break the ice here.
You ask her why she likes to be nude all the time.
“Because it’s more relaxing that way, and it’s kind of… fun and naughty,” she says, her voice dropping an octave as she said the last three words.
There’s the Clare you know and maybe love. You ask her to maybe explain a bit since you don’t ‘get.’ it. Plus, when did she start, and why is she covering herself up now?
Smirking, she rests her cheek on a paw.
“Since I was younger, I guess. I felt like I had to show off to get any attention. Eventually I started getting a thrill from it, so hey, why not right? As for your second question, maybe because I don’t want you to see…”
Why not, you ask. She seems to have had no problems before when you could have seen everything.
She seems to suddenly get shy, fidgeting a bit. She taps the ends of her paws together while looking down.
You move in a little closer to her, though you don’t say anything.
“Well, you never got to see me down there, right? I know how to hide myself. And I don’t want you to see… because, well…”
She nervously starts to tap the ends of her paws together. As she looks away, you rip your shirt off and work your pants off, much to her surprise.
“W-what are you doing?”
Well, maybe you’ll try this nudist thing. Clare is still in shock, but suddenly starts to laugh. She pushes you down, then throws a pillow at you. Before you can remove it, she lays down on it. You’re tempted at first to roll her off, but you decide to instead drop a hand on her shoulder. It’s kind of awkward since she’s laying on you at an angle that allows her to continue watching the television, but all you can do is look at the ceiling and walls.
>continued next post
Ok, when you plan on starting tomorrow
Okay, after a few minutes you can’t deal with this anymore. You pull yourself up, dragging the cat along with you.
“Took you long enough,” she says with a giggle.
You shrug, and prop yourself against the wall to watch the remainder of the game. The pillow is now in your lap, and she’s still laying on it. For better or worse the sheets have slipped, revealing her shapely hips and ass. You try not to think too much about it. Instead, you scratch her behind the ears.
It’s not quite as strong of a reaction as with Savannah, but she seems to be enjoying it nonetheless.
“Thanks,” she says after a while, her voice quiet.
Things continue on wordlessly until the game ends. As you begin to get up, you hear a voice almost like a whisper.
“Could… we please stay like this a while longer?”
Sure, you say. You figure she means through the night, so you flick off the light that’s up here. With the light off, she still doesn’t say anything, but does turn the TV off. Sitting in the dark, stroking her ears, you eventually fade into sleep.
You’re awoken sometime to discover Clare sitting in your lap, legs hooked around your back and her arms around your neck. Her golden eyes are almost glowing in the darkness. The pillow is still separating the two of you, so that gives you a measure of relief. Seeing you attempting to speak, Clare moves in to kiss you. It’s not a deep kiss, but she does hold it for a while.
Pulling away, she bites her lip and looks down, but raises her eyes. She attempts to speak, but the words catch in her throat. After several tries, she finally manages to ask her question.
“Do.. you like me?”
This is one hell of a dangerous question. Considering your answer, she adds in a burst,
“And… could I show you my everything?”
>What do you say/do
And yes, this is basically *the* question. I'll let you anons decide.
probably after I eat dinner, which at latest should be 6:30 EST.
Earliest is 5:30
>naughty,” she says, her voice dropping an octave as she said the last three words
> Savannah throws a condom up at us and says "Have fun kids."
Seriously though, don't even go for a verbal response. Kiss her back.
>take comforter waifu out to air dry
>go to jail
nice creepy barber reference
I'm wondering if "I like you just the way you are" would reveal too much knowledge. She can totally show us her everything, but I don't know what to SAY.
"...you do know I saw you running rampant through the drive in, right? Didn't stop me from coming up here."
>She likes it
>It was actually just SM play
>>No marks, judge throws it out
with all shes been hiding it should be kinda obvious if not a guess.
I say just kiss her already!
You do know the 'everything' is her catdick.
...Hm. Fuck. I kinda like >>101244728's response, but just kissing her seems like a good idea too. Say nothing, kiss her back. Now I REALLY feel bad that we didn't kiss Savannah.
Tell her you like her a lot. Her and Savannah both the best thing that's happened to you in awhile.
If she tries to steal you all for herself, friendzone her hard for Truckercore.
>comforter falls on floor
>dog lays on comforter
Through actions not words!
Look her right in the eyes and move in for dat slow romantic kiss
Caress her cheek, smile and follow up with>>101244728
Ask her for the dick, no beg her for it
gotta find out for sure one or another. Could be she just thinks her cooch looks weird or something.
Cuddle with petto on taop of waifu, obviously.
Come on you nigger, no sword fighting.
FutaXGuy really isn't my bag but Hroz looking anything really is, you'd be ripping my dick apart.
That said, dig the fuck in, we need to get into lewd territory and out of cuteland before I have heart attack.
>>101244728 is best.
Or maybe a really big clit, like someone was saying yesterday. That would be pretty nice since it'd be easier to pleasure her
>Or maybe a really big clit
Oh holy shit please this. We can still make the "Mine is bigger" jokes and teasing when she's comfortable.
Might, might not.
Difference between waving your tits about, and flashing your twat.
The first part of this >>101244935 has to go in there.
But I veto the second part. We've gotta make this threesome happen.
Not futa, Not futa, Not futa.
Smile, kiss her, and do this: >>101244728
The government gives you the respective monster girl of your dreams to live with for their new integration program. The monster girl has an initial attraction to you (but attempts to hide it). The catch? The whole time your every move is being secretly video taped for a reality television that is released once you either get married or fuck things up with said monster girl. Do you accept? Do you really want your family to see you have inexperienced intercourse with someone not of your species?
Kiss her already!
Trust me on this one, it's a vote for the D. Look at the way he worded the spoiler.
yes it would be fun
I still say go for optional futa. She can make herself disappear for crying out loud, why can't she have a dick that can appear and disappear as she pleases?
I'm confused on our relationship with savannah, do we have no love going on between the two of us?
You shall not take away my hope for not-futa!
It's all I have left.
At this point, my family just wants me to find a girl. They've never hinted at caring about race, religion, or shit like that, so yeah I'd go for it.
If it's the MG of my dreams that likes me, I'd be a fool to pass that up for fear of shitty parental responses.
Hell, who am I kidding? They'd never watch a SOL show about monstergirls.
I sense a harem route in the making.
Savannah and MC-kun 'like' each other, but it's not really a romance yet.
Kind of maybe in 'friends with benefits' territory still.
>basically human anyway
>Create unobservable space for dickings
>Everyone I knows high-fives me
NO WHY FUCK EVERYTHING
What happens if the ratings are shit?
Suck her cock, just get it over with, then they'll stop.
as long as its not a demon they are fine with it. my family is a bunch of /tg/ nerds.
Basically the girls are testing the waters as they like to do. I've dated girls with twins more than once dude and this is the standard dance. They're pretending to be nonchalant but what they really want is for you to whisper in their ear that they are better than their sister/best friend and have you all to themselves. They're used to acting/beaing treated as a team. While that gets you sex, the burning love comes with picking one and only one.
If they're especially competitive, then they love lording you over the other one as well.
I wouldn't care about the rest of the world once I had my waifu so sure. The TV viewers would laugh more at how much of a bitch I seem for crying tears of joy so much after getting a waifu instead of the awkward first time sex.
Is it really all that hard to follow? Friends. Friends with benefits. We've had MC act the way he did with Savannah before since it was the 'first time' they've had sex and Savannah has had loyalty issues in the past (her husband left her for a harpy). She hasn't sent any signals that she's looking for a committed relationship with the MC, but we do see that she can be slightly jealous/possessive and it would have been a jerk move to leave her to go have sex with her friend right after doing it with her.
I think a lot of people would watch it for the likely beta spaghetti dropping/ adorable shy romance. That or the wacky antics. Just imagine it, 3 weeks in you sit down to watch a movie with monster girl and you timidly place your hand on hers. She smiles and slowly embraces you in a caring hug as your face turns bright red. She then mounts you and dominates you for the whole world to see as you scream out in pleasure and horror
The Anons will choose, now aint that silly, either way girl I aint wrapping my willy.
If you have a dick girl, that's ok too, I still want to have snusnu with you.
Or it could mean that yes, sex is imminent, but the anons can vote if she has the D or not.
I'm glad you're still with us
I'm not seeing the downside.
Yes this, 10/10
Chance of public embarrassment, no privacy, everything about your life laid out before everyone you know. I mean if youre on /a/ you likely care about none of that
Kiss her back. No futa please. Futa on guy sucks and would ruin the story, imo.
nsa already knows I spite it with weird porn. may as well give a few million people a new fetish.
Are we gonna get the next part today or tomorrow bob?
>Monster girls busts down door as you're getting off to monster girl porn
>"Anon why are you masturbating to that?"
>Frantically try to explain
>"When the real thing is right here?"
I hope she has a big cat dick.
No pls I just want Cat love not futa shit just have him kiss her
>YOU'RE LOOKING AT PORN WHEN YOU COULD BE USING YOUR WIFE'S TAIL-PUSSY INSTEAD!
Am I allowed to demand part of the revenue and sue If I'm rejected?
Regardless, yeah why not.
It's pretty much what >>101245796
said. At this point most of us don't give two shits what the masses would think of us.
Not tonight, unfortunately.
And yes, the question is for if she'll have the D or not.
Even if she has a D, we don't have to be the ones to take it do we..?
What time are you going to start posting tomorrow?
Plz no futacat.
>Claire reveals her futa-dick
>MC at a loss for words
>Savannah starts belting out the song on the radio completely oblivious to the situation.
It's polite to at least stroke it.
Throw me some names for a Dragon and Ryu respectively
>Grab and stroke it while looking her directly in the eyes.
>Clare reveals she's embarrassed about her big clit
>Savannah bumps the radio volume up by accident
I wouldn't mind stroking it, if the situation ends like that holistaurus and futa lamia story I wouldn't mind.
that broke my ribs you jackass. bonus points if mc gets raped
You little tease You better give her a dick I've benn following this since the start. With balls too
Whats the point then. I'll tell you what, you'll take it. And you will love it.
I don't know. I really don't. Given the nature of samefagging, I'm having a hard time determining the level of want/do not want.
I don't know. Normally I'd say around 7:30CST, but I may wind up getting pissed drunk and passing out under my desk by then.
Flip a coin, Bob. Flip a coin.
Well you can take the sorta mild ground and have her not be a futa but stick her tail up our ass and smash that prostate. We'd still be having something up our butt and she'd still be a nonfuta. The dragon x ryu x wurm x wyvern story did a okay-good job on tail in ass tomfoolery
No we need the D. I don't even think anyone is samefagging
>I've benn following this since the start.
Well so have I.
Two dicks between two people is a massive turn off.
Setting up a DP on Savannah, mayhap?
but two dicks between 3 people is awesome.
especially when you can bone the tailpussy & realpussy at the same time
I'm willing to accept that.
Though a fur tail is bit different that a scaly one.
Eh, I'm not really into that myself. The only reason I'd be interested in her being a futa is for DOUBLE the fun with Savannah and for there to be something to stroke.
I know its asking a lot Bob, but why don't make two versions where she has a D and only a V? That way both parties don't throw a riot.
Im sure the majority wasn't samefagging.
I just want the opportunity for double teaming Savannah
You are the beacon in the dark, the hope for a tomorrow, as we await the arrival of the true hero's with baited breath you give us the first brimming lights of dawn on the dark night that has fallen over these threads.
Ears. Two of them. And a tail! Look, you already have three things to stroke!
>Oh you have a dick, well shit better get Savannah back here so we can double team her because I'm not into fencing
Well, think of it like this. If you wanna double-team Savannah, you're going to have to bite the bullet here.
I suggested that before; he said he preferred having one continuous storyline.
Well if there was still some confusion if you were gay or not...
It's just not the same, man. It's just not the same.
Not necessarily, no. Either we want it done or not.
Nope. She's got a double-ender, remember? We've got all the equipment we need without involving futa. And if that's not enough we can just blow the last of our money on a strapon.
>Manticore and futacat double team MC
Bit of a neutral standing myself on if the legendary futacat exist or not, any real reason for me to support it would be like what >>101246880
said and gang up on Savannah. Completing a triangle of unity and ascending to the next level of bonding as a trucking trio.
Fine, I'll vote for her having a D. I've already read enough smut about getting your prostate prodded to ready myself for this.
No D man, the D is for giving, not having.
This. The equipment is already there, don't need any fleshy extras.
She needs to have a D in order for proper trinity end. But that's just, like, my opinion, man.
I don't want the cat being a Futa I just want to tenderly rubbed her ears and tail
>I don't know. I really don't. Given the nature of samefagging, I'm having a hard time determining the level of want/do not want.
If you're really worried about the whole 'samefagging' thing then do a quick strawpoll or something.
needs some lewd venom and a empty lonely road. hopefully those barbs strike the cat and mc.
That's the same issue but with the power in the hands of a smaller, more dedicated group of people. That might actually be less transparent.
>tfw Shenji actually pulls it off.
>D solidly in the lead
eat me tattoo
Bob you fuckin' tease just do it.
bunch of faggots ruining this story
Hm. So how many votes until it becomes unrealistic?
>That's like asking why everyone over at /lit/ don't just abandon their board and go to fanfiction.net (extreme example)
That's exactly what they do, nobody posts their writing on lit it's all discussion because 4chan is a terrible format for long form writing.
50/50, YOU'RE AT HALF MAST NOW, FUCKER!
Yeah, 42 votes. Someone's definitely spammed it.
Well if we pass 30, it'd seem a bit suspicious since when bob was on anonkun, the peak users we had was either 20 or 30
why not write both?
Its going down, or shoul I say going in? Dohohohoho.
52 votes. So, guys, at what point do you think the strawpoll was actually correct?
We definitely have over 50 people lurking in this thread.
This is why we cant have nice things
Right after V pulled lead
When D was in the lead.
Probably when we were closer to an even vote, which was somewhere around thirty and in line with the numbers on Anonkun.
I told you guys this would happen. You could have prevented it.
I'd prefer no D. I'd prefer to read about the pussy's pussy being made love to passionately, contrasting the wild side of her we've seen until now. She likes the MC enough, and I like my vanilla, so for their first time I'd like to read gentle but firm, need-driven lovemaking. The second round can be fierce.
What about. she can have the D but she can also turn the D invisible.
Well, just from observing the rate at which votes came in, D was the winner before someone started using their proxy.
No D, I find the idea of her having a super embarrassing tattoo too good to pass up.
V seems more likely
What's your reasoning?
>I told you guys this would happen. You could have prevented it.
Eh, it was wroth a shot. But of course a few very sad and lonely people have ruin the fun for everyone.
So what's the decision?
Verdelet proxied again
Im having having proxy problems that isn't rad, My strawpoll failed, there is no reason to be glad.
Now wait just a cotton picking minute. You just described everyone in this thread, motherfucker.
I'm actually down for this Idea.
The decision is Bob doesn't write anymore.
This. The numbers are probably more even but Vfags have more to lose. Vanilla is less of a turn off for futa guys then futa would be for vanilla guys.
It's a "one group gets to enjoy it less or another group doesn't get to at all" kind of deal.
>That one guy who spammed Shinji right before the voting stopped
Cause Mist v-votes I saw were in clusters rather than ticks
When they were in clusters, they still lost. It was when they came in ticks that they pulled to the lead.