Would you actually marry your waifu? Or you're all just talk?
I'm gonna die single and there's nothing you fuckers can do about it.
Well, yes OP, I would.
But she's not real and she'll never be.
Yes. Even if she'd come back home drunk sometimes and hit me when i burned the dinner.
I shop Anon with Anon, and there's nothing you can do to stop me, Anon.
But she's real in your heart. That's enough, isn't it?
marriage is an establishment for the ignorant masses, it's only purpose is the creation of jobs. unless you believe in fictional gods, in which case your opinion is null anyways.
so no, i wouldn't marry my waifu. don't need to, there's no greater sign of devotion, than to simply be devoted.
so... technically we're already married?
I'd love to be so pure of heart and strong of mind to say yes, anon.
I'd love to, but I'm not, it's not enough.
It hurts to go to sleep and pretend she's my pillow.
Or to dream about her and wake up, it hurts.
But we are married. She's my waifu, not my girlfriendu.
Dammit, yes I would, also thanks for posting my waifu.
Love can always find a way.
There's a high chance that mai waifu is actually a bitch and hopelessly materialistic so marriage is probably not an option.
Waifu means you're already devoted. I'm sure if 2D was real a lot of normalfags would be jumping the train, but those with waifu's have been devoted from the start, when devotion was all there was.
I'd love to say I'd love to marry her, but I have to admit the notion of being with her is scary as hell. In a perfect world where I could trust her emotions it'd be bliss, but she would be a huge handful. I don't think I could control her.
I would if I could
What do you mean "would I actually marry my waifu"?
If I was to marry her, she would have to be real so that we can get state wedding, papers and all that shit.
That would make her fucking 3DPD.
If there was a ring or item that rightfully represented my admiration and love for her, then yeah. I'd wear it as my marriage proposal...
Unfortunately though no such item exists.
your faith seems weak.
I don't have a waifu, but I'd sure as fuck marry Ilya.
Isn't that why we're here?
Why would you not?
Nope, she's my waifu.
My faith is strongest and purest as long as she stays 2D perfection. If I wanted to marry a real woman I would marry a real woman if only i could actually get one
Just think of other possibilities then, a bit.
Yes. Though marriage isn't my thing since it doesn't make any difference in a long term relationship with the goal of being permanent. But if it would make her happy then why the hell not?
Would you induce schizophrenia and hallucinations about your waifu just to be with her /a/?
If there was a way to do it without me knowing I did it myself, and knowing she's not real, I might.
>I would marry a real woman if only i could actually get one
You need to kill yourself. Now.
So you only like her for her 2D.
>I would marry a real woman if only i could actually get one
This ones beyond saving
>changing sentence order to make other look stupid
Some great abilities you have there. You might wanna try /pol/ with these kind of skills.
But I already am married to her, hence why I call her my waifu
>If I wanted to marry a real woman I would marry a real woman if only i could actually get one
The sentence remains the same whether or not you include the first part.
this is bait.
I'm all talk.
If she was real, I wouldn't subject her to the living hell of being with me.
This way it actually means that he doesn't want to marry a real woman at all. The sub-clause additionaly states he can't get one even if he tried.
How did you get past junior high with this piss poor grammar analysis skills?
of course i would
I don't deserve her.
That explains how you already divorced her
Of course I wouldn't. I want her to be happy.
>If I wanted to marry a real woman I would marry a real woman
Here is the original sentence. If he wanted to marry a real woman he'd marry one. I can understand your confusion where you think he wouldn't, considering the sentence proceeding it.
> if only i could actually get one
How ever, considering the language he uses here, and the fact that it was in spoilers, this sub-clause clearly states that his desires to get a 3DPD wife. If he had used words like "I wouldn't even if I could get one" then it'd be more understandable, that isn't the case here though.
You are the one with poor analysis skills.
i-if shes okay with me...
Well, she means a lot to me, even if it doesn't seem overtly so. I offer her love and expect nothing in return. It doesn't matter if she hates me or whatever, because the love I have for her is unconditional. I don't care if she returns my love or not, just that I would keep on loving her. I don't need to benefit from love, because the best love is through giving selflessly and never expecting anything in return. Do I have to care if I marry her? Does it matter if I marry her? No. Love doesn't have to be proven, but simply given without conditions and exceptions.
Really the spoiled part it just pathetic on its own regardless.
so, you'll dump your waifu if you get a 3dpd?
shame on you
Just because no one will care about you enough to ever swear to love you until death, doesn't mean it's something wrong with marriage. Perhaps if you stopped being so euphoric and simple-minded that could change, Anon.
Of course, once I have my Masters in Education, a steady career, and moved out of my father's house.
Hopefully she wouldn't die before that, in the mean time I would do nearly anything I can to make her happy. Probably wouldn't go into witch barriers to watch her fight, I mean do soldiers in the US army ask their wives to come with them to Afghanistan to watch them in a firefight?
Well she isn't real, so he can't actually be in a relationship with her, so he can't actually dump her.
I wouldn't marry her.
She'll just say "Zettai Ni Mamoru!" and I'll blush and hide behind my sleeves and say, "Hai. Please take responsibility onegaishimasu." And our love will be violently consumated that evening.
I think he's just saying you don't need marriage to swear love until death.
>If I wanted to marry a real woman I would marry a real woman if only i could actually get one
translates to either
>If I actually wanted a real woman, I would marry a real woman, but it doesn't matter because I can't get one, nor do I want one.
>If I wanted a real woman, I would marry a real woman, but I can't get one anyway
It could be taken either way on whether he wants one or not. He needs to use fucking commas though.
Of course not, but it's simply a romantic and fun way of doing so. To bond with a person through marriage takes way more devotion that simply saying it.
My point wasn't that marriage is completely needed, but that he is wrong about it only existing to trick masses and create jobs.
Here's a question for you, /a/
If you're waifu dumped you for another man, would you accept it and leave her be because she found true happiness with another man or would you pursue you are waifu back because you believe you can offer her more happiness than any other fuckin' guy?
she is already deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
True but you don't need marriage to bond with a person like that either.
What if I care more about my own happiness?
And why would it suddenly become true happiness if she was with another guy?
What is DPH.
Definitely. Our days as a couple would mostly consist of arguing and discussing on the various merits and faults of different fetishes and costumes.
Maybe not "true" happiness but certainly more happy than she was with you because she left you.
Of course I would. That's an idiotic question.
I don't believe I ever said that either. It's just a way of showing that you love someone, like a kiss, except that it's way more serious and requires a fair amount of devotion to each other.
I'd try to get her back, for no one would love her like I would, I swore off 3D for a girl who doesn't even share the same dimensions as me and I'd do my damned best to make her happy every day.
>considering the language he uses here, and the fact that it was in spoilers, this sub-clause clearly states that his desires to get a 3DPD wife. If he had used words like "I wouldn't even if I could get one" then it'd be more understandable, that isn't the case here though.
And you don't need marriage for any of that.
You can still be as devoted as you could possibly be and never get married. There are plenty of other things you could do besides marriage as well to show it.
Just had a strange thought and wanted to share it. We'd probably never even get to the actual sex, since we'd just get stuck talking about it.
Like, I'd ask her to turn into her adult form, she'd comment that her breasts won't change, I'd note that that's the point since the flatness is perfection and then we'd start arguing about breast size. At some point the bunny would be forcibly drawn in as evidence.
I'd do it in a heartbeat.
in a heart beat.
just like i'd give up my waifu for a real 3dqt.
sorry faggots there's more to life than cartoons, i've just been made to wait longer than others.
Then you're just a loser beta who doesn't belong here.
No because that's fucking stupid. Love isn't all about her. I'd keep trying and trying until I get her back. All of that stupid bullshit about how all that matters is how your partner feels is fucking stupid. A couple is not one. If there is a problem with the relationship you attempt to fix it, not leave it.
I would keep trying, but if she's truly happy I won't get in the way of her life.
me not belonging here was made apparent long ago, unless one of you can actually fill me in on the latest shippo.
but wtf am i saying.
original poster here.
it also costs, on average in the US, ~$25,000. where do you think this money goes? that's right, it goes (in part) to all the jobs that wouldn't exist if not for marriage.
excluding all the religious stuff (which as i said, is invalid in the first place), marriage is a stimulant for the economy. nothing more, nothing less.
also, as other anon has been saying, you don't need marriage to show your pure devotion.
Just fuck off back to reddit.
Are we not all beyond saving somehow, anon?
Step it up senpais.
The answer is obvious. Yes
You step it up.
He went to jail for his waifu.
Pretty surehe went to jail because police found a CP folder in his computer with 3dpd children.
I wonder how many times I have said that it isn't needed by now. 2? 3? What's hard to understand? Of course it isn't needed, just like a kiss isn't needed. It's just a way to show that you love someone, get it? Not THE way to show it, just ONE way to show it. One way that requires much devotion for both partners involved.
Should I repeat it again or do you two get it this time?
Also, the ones providing food, the priests, the church owners and all that would still exist without marriage. The only thing that wouldn't would be specific things like marriage advisors and such.
I would if I could
If that's what she wanted, then yes.
Mmmm no because eventually we would part anyway. That would just make it sadder.
Eventually we mature, realize there is a world out there that is waiting. I'd move on; but she would be stuck there in that one moment of time forever.
I think the more important question is not whether it's just talk, because we all would in a heartbeat.
But would she be proud of us and love us for that choice we made.
I'd like to think she would.
>not accompaying her in every battle, cheering her at all times and helping in whatever you possibly can
>not serving her a cup of the hot tea you always bring with yourself after the fight is over, sharing a laugh and talking about how she can improve and fight safer from a spectator viewpoint
You can do better than that, anon.
Witch's barriers are too dangerous?
Madoka and Sayaka went to one while they still were normal humans. If a pair of small girls can do it, I can as well... I hope I actually could ;_;
STOP BEING tsundere
>Implying anyone can break the viscous cycle of Mami's crippling loneliness
You'd be killed by a witch and leave her even more sad than she started.
A symbolic wedding maybe, nothing that would be legally acceptable.
I like Mami.
But I want to be my waifu
>implying that an actual male character ever died from a witch in Madoka
Till I don't see it, I won't believe it.
For now, I would have a space-marine-thickness level of plot armor.
I legitimately would, why wouldn't I?
I'd challenge him to a duel and let God decide
Boy, we would do all kinds of stuff together, build scale models, setting up out own miniature battle recreations, a few videogames here and there, watching all kinds of war flicks and series, go out camping all the time, pilgrimages to battle sites on their respective dates, the opportunities would be endless and holy shit, I would be the happiest man alive if only she was alive, too.
Y-Yukari isn't dead.
Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you.
Wow only 10GB, it's like she doesn't even love me.
I doubt it
I'm a horrible person, they're probably giving me the same treatment we give Rossiu if not worse
In some world, an inconceivable distance away there is a girl exactly like her, sitting at a computer, typing this exact sentence about her beloved husband, a male from an anime series who thinks, acts and resembles me in every way. She stays awake at night thinking of me, she commissions art of me, she defends me and my series because she is truly in love with me. Everyone's is out there somewhere.
Then she'd take up drinking to become closer to me somehow
Without hesitation. I'd propose as soon as was socially acceptable.
I'd never be able to give up on her, but I don't know what I would even do to try and win her back. I'd be miserable every second of the pursuit though, for having my dream and losing it.
Somehow I doubt most of this can be true with her. I could be in an LN though.
Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu was kidnapped by faceless men in a godless world and she is raped every night and day through every hole in her body (and sometimes new holes are created) and through all the duress and pain she's experiencing constantly the only thing that goes through her mind is how she wishes she was home with you and her only regret in her life is not being able to expand her picture collection of you over 10GB.
Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu was kidnapped by alien overlords and is fighting her way through a simulated reality of an old gang-infested town to access their technology and build you into the real world after overthrowing the alien empire and forcing at laser-point their engineers to code your 10 GB genetic sequence into their machines.
Sorry, I meant she wasn't real, but I got lost in the moment and all. I just hope I am able to meet her or at least summon her to Valhalla when this has all ended.
Somewhere out there in an alternate universe you are with your waifu but you actually fucking hate her and despise her with every living fiber of your fucking body and you constantly beat her and strangle her to near death everyday because she couldn't expand her 10GB picture folder of you back in your high school days and now you spend every night with some other anon's waifu while your own waifu is locked up deep down in a basement isolated from any form of happiness or salvation from your tyranny.
Just talk it with her. If she is truly happy then let her go.
If, years later, I can't get over her and grow resentful towards life itself, I would do it but make it look like an accident.
After he is gone, support her everytime and wait. She would fall for me eventually. This time forever.
Fuck you, it was bad enough back then. Fucking faggot.
>In December 2002, a 60-year-old mechanic named Leon Humphreys was fined £25 for failing to notify the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency that he had removed his Suzuki motorcycle from road usage. He refused to pay and claimed that he had the right, under medieval law, to choose a trial by combat with a "champion" nominated by the DVLA. This claim was denied by a court of magistrates in Bury St Edmunds, and he was further fined.
Somewhere out there in an alternate universe you and your waifu are ruled over by the tyrannical 10GB flash drives that constantly multiply and take pictures of you two to the point of torture. They tie you to the basement with ethernet cables and the two of you seem isolated from salvation but are secretly plotting the Analog Rebellion to liberate mankind from technotyranny.
Somewhere out there in an alternate universe your waifu is the tyrannical empress of the galactic civilization of 2D humanity and her righteous majesty and all of her followers are on their way RIGHT NOW in their super advanced universe-traversing spaceships to assimilate your universe into their imperium.
Yes, pretty sure that's why I call her my waifu.
I have no waifu. While there are a few girls who I'd love say are her, I have no such right while I consider anyone else her equal.
Christ, I'm so broken I can't even love right.
No, no, this is worst. Not only I must be unhappy but now she must be as well, fuck this.
But I already have
So, with how many neckbeards do you share her?
Just one dirty son of a bitch
I just can feel all of his hate when he finds out that he isn't the only one anymore.
In a heartbeat
I doubt it I event sent him a pm asking him to divorce my waifu, he's some fag with like 50 different marriages. There is only one true tsubakifag.