Because the other Kyonko thread is full...
It never ends ever!
Also congrats on starting with a pic I don't have.
continuing the discussion, all realize this is like some kind of twisted arms race. The Japanese, Chinese, and Korean/Americans are all racing to some sort of all out fan war.
This idea fails. Following around a retarded thrill-seeking girl is something a man would do, and can make an average-level plot. The opposite is just shit.
Whoever loses, we win.
Perhaps, Kyon-ko is hawt regardless.
Haruki and Itsuko in Disapperance
Haruhi might be shit in male form, but everyone else is 100-fold hotter.
I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!
Sorry but they're right.
There's a video out there I now desperately want to see...
4/10, you're not even trying.
This is why original genders are superior.
Needs more doujins of Kyonko getting raped by Itsuko.
Needs more morning Kyonko.
not until august
Man-haruhi raping shota-mikuru is way better.
I like Haruhi in male form. Girl Haruhi is an asshole, but we vaguely tolerate it because she's cute. As a guy, Haruhi wouldn't have the double standard to protect him and he'd just be a pure unbridled dick.
I'll need to think about this. I know I like male Nagato, female Kyon and female Itsuko.
And this would be interesting why?
This is fucking amazing. You must experience it now.
You all know full well that /a/ would be gay for Mikuru.
You have no argument because there is none.
Male Haruhi would be as manly as Hosaka but have all the domestic abuse of Neuro.
wait in second thought don't help
Who cares about male Haruhi? It's all about female Kyon and Itsuki.
if you look at it, he could be kinda like makochan, with manruhi forcing him to dress like a woman to bring more people to the SOS brigade
why would we be gay for Mitsuru-beam and oh wait...
Exactly! Role reversal is a great idea here, animu needs abusive male tsunderes. Why is it always the women who get to do the beating?
It make me hot just thinking about it
The artists have focused on Haruki putting Mikuru into butler outfits and stuff, but it seems entirely logical that from time to time Mikuru would be forced to crossdress.
Mikuru's a bit more shota-ish than I feel he should be drawn in this one, but it's an example.
OH GOD THE FEET
Haruki raping Mikuru and Itsuko raping Kyonko. How can you not love that?
how bout some masturbation?
You know, in the whole time I never considered that...hmmm, it would give a great doujin
The world needs an H doujin revolving around this concept. Lives would be completed, seed would be spilled.
and WTF. Kyon and Kyou?
There would be about three people left on /a/.
The others would have become an heroes because they wouldn't have had anything to achieve in their lives anymore.
I'm fine with this
Needs h-doujins nao.
I seriously think we have been witnessing the birth of something awesome.
KY for KY jelly?
GUYS DON'T HAVE HIPS LIKE THAT
shotas have straight hips
Maybe Mikuru is really an undeclared reverse trap. OH THE FUCKING POSSIBILITIES!
Eww, what's with their mouths.
Some do actually.
One to the left lost the game, and one to the right is Kyon... so there.
I'm kinda curious how the whole hair style scene would go for male Haruhi
lol is that yugi on the last panel?
whats with the hairband?
The obvious male counterpart would be a bandanna
not only that. I think we could even have a little issue with Male haruhi's character design. The whole concept of a guy with a yellow headband, it makes no sense. also, imagine kyonko saying that ponytails turns her on?? what the fuck?
THE HAIRBAND IS JUST BETTER.
And by better, I do mean moer.
Why not earphones? Like Yoh.
hey, since we're at the subject, does anyone have the link to that kyonko version of hare hare yukai on moontube?
WELCOME TO THE MANLY HAIRBAND BRIGADE
Don't fucking care
Kyon and Itsuki caramelldansen
You mean Kyonko and Itsuko right?
How do I nicovideo account?
Asakura vs. Nagato, version 2.
No. The consensus is that Itsuki is is still Itsuki. It's split on Kyon, and I prefer Kyon.
I'd wake her up
subtract an 'is'
Kyon, that som RH?
.... what kind of male wear a fucking headband.
Logic with Suzumiya does not compute.
That's fucking brilliant.
Haruki, that's fucking who.
Kyonko zettai ryouki. Do want.
Needs more fanvideos and comics. Something like the evangelion videos.
What exactly is supposed to happen in this stuff. Just genderbending or did Haruhi divide by zero and restart the universe with changed genders?
Mirror universe. It wasn't created by Haruhi, it's been there all the time.
We need the other two parallel universes. The all male and all female ones.
Has anyone the link to the guy who translates the genderbending 4Komas?
where are the beards?
Goatees? I thought those only applied to "evil" mirror universes.
I lol'd till it fucking hurt.
Elevens. We need more.
If I'm gay for a trap that isn't canon, it doesn't count, right?
Not a trap. It's safe to tap it. Same as female Ranma.
No, I was thinking more of
So, you're fapping to male Mikuru instead of female Kyon?
You are gay alright.
someone link me to the old/other kyonko thread?
If anyone missed the first thread (of the day) it was here:
Kyon x Kyonko action
the world would explode
No, it would be like masterbation.
No, it'd be like twincest.
Remember, there's no win in twincest. Oh, wait.
Even safer than female Ranma. Kyonko isn't a Kyon-changed-into-Kyonko who will change back into Kyon sooner or later. Kyonko is excellently safe.
I don't know who did this but my nutbladder exploded.
11s, you are the ones who normally come up with this. Why are you taking that much?
Forgot my pic.
MY OWN ALTERNATE GENDER CLONE
And then Otome Road was flooded with /y/ Mikuru-kun porn.
Kyonko would be surprisingly similar to Fujioka Haruhi.
in terms of what, character? no fucking way.
this reminds me, what is kyonko's interests and taste? kyon himself was an enigma with me with all his self-narrating ways and hardly seem to have any hobbies and talents. since we know kyon likes ponytails, what would kyonko's preference for a guy be anyway?
Guys have long hair too you know. I do.
Well, it seems some of the roles between Haruhi and Kyon are exchanged (like Kyon being tsundere towards Haruhi, allthough he also likes Yuuki and Mikuru for other reasons).
Maybe he just likes passionate guys but just wouldn't admit it to Haruhi?
I need to make a subfoler of genderbent haruhi characters soon.
looking over at the genderbended casts, she sure have a few ponytail guys to choose from, namely tsuruya and asakura...
The scene where Yuuki and Kyonko meet and Yuuki explains who he really is.
Why can't this be real ;_;
Those sounds... That... sounds different out of context.
That sounds fucking professional.
Now it's time to synch it up with the anime.
Someone needs to commission animators first, unless you want QUALITY.
How does I download that video?
i'm becoming SO GAY for asakura kun
o god season 2 is gonna be genderswap isnt it...
I suppose she would be as sarcastic if not more so than the original. Likely to be more confrontational towards Haruhi, but less likely to do the physical dirty work (hauling the heater), tsundere by popular opinion.
With tsundere comes hidden self-insecurity about being washboard and short. Really, she's like a midget compared to Kyon.
Incredibly well-read and huge breadth of knowledge but lazy, like original. Thinking is grounded in reality, but contained within an active imagination and a wish for some excitment. Average student but slightly better in terms of grades than the guy version.
Doesn't necessarily need to like ponytails in guys. That hairstyle is a representation of youth anyway.
However, if Haruhi were to have a genderswap, would it not end with Kyon as the only girl being chased? Three guys and one potential face-is-too-close lesbian all after her isn't a good sign for female Kyon.
THIS IS NOW MY FAVOURITE PAIRING/caps
Oh, the computer club. So much possibilities for great doujins.
There is always the possibility of Itsuki being mildly abused by Haruhi.
Or just leave Haruhi as a girl and give me Kyonko, Mitsuru and female Itsuki.
What about Yuki?
A trap is fine too...
long haired kyonko is the sexiest thing since quite a fucking while...so want ;_;
those poor nerd bitches. Haruhi is gonna fuck the shit outa them.
Why does reverse trap Yuki sounds so moe~?
No, it's too late to change that now.
Fuck elevens should get started on a genderbent haruhi series.
Toki wo Kakeru Kyonko carries her brother through time!
I think though the key elements of the show remain, the reason why each character acts like they do is different.
Let's take Haruhi. In the original show she's basically a perv grabbing girls chests and having no decency, changing clothes in front of guys. Alsp, she is actually insecure because she soon realised that she alone is insignificant. That's why she wants to meet aliens, espers and other such creatures so badly. Her insecure nature and not wanting to be ignored by society is what moves her.
Male version however isn't really a perv but rather still a boy in heart. He doesn't really know that grabbing dicks, molesting the computer club or making somebody dress up in maids outfits or bunny suits is perverted, but rather he looks at it as some innocent fun (a bit oblivious to all of this just like Luffy from One Piece). When he noticed at young age he was insignificant in society he decided he would persue his dream of meeting aliens and other stange creatures someday no matter what. A determination of iron which can't be shaken off no matter what logic and society says. He KNOWS he'll meet them (and he actually has although he doesn't know).
Why do people think that Haruhi-kun would be annoying? He would give GAR speeches. All of female Haruhi's energy went to waste, but his would be converted into HOTBLOOD. And, like an earlier anon said, he'd have all the manliness of Hosaka and all the abuse of Neuro.
Also, God Knows episode is now epic
>And, like an earlier anon said, he'd have all the manliness of Hosaka and all the abuse of Neuro.
I approve. Make it so.
Left is superior.
you best be joking, sir
Obviously, there will always be minority opinions.
Stop being so silly.
HAH I can see that. Kyonko says something about how she prefers wearing ponytails so haruki cuts it off.
DO NOT WANT, also: no, can't happen
Kyon in the original decided to face reality and is dragged into Haruhi's crazy world. He doesn't really want to but it's not like he doesn't enjoy it. It's more like "hey, I've got nothing better to do anyway". Also, he just considers Haruhi a wacko and further approaches confirm that vibe he gets from her. He's approach to the whole is "sorta want" because he doesn't really dislike the whole thing.
Kyonko actually is surprised to see that Haruki still is a boy at heart when presenting himself even though he looks so mature. When she sees him stripping naked in front of everybody that picture of Haruki is confirmed as he seems oblivious to what happens around him. Same goes with the grabbing Mikuru's duck and the harrassing the school club because he makes use of Mikuru in a way it looks the club actually is trying to femdom their way into his pants rather than threatening them with rape.
She kinda likes him because he reminds her of herself when she was a little kid before she threw away all her dreams facing reality wasn't the fairy tale she thought. However, because of her image towards the rest of the high school, she can't admit that and can't confess such a thing to Haruki and has to act tough in front of him.
I am eagerly awaiting Season 3 of Haruhi.
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HOT
I disapprove of stupid sexy Izumi.
we all have a ponytail moe...a fucking hard on(e) at that
YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER AT EXPLAINING THIS THAN ME. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY
anyway, superior series would be superior
tl;dr: She has sex with Itsuko istead.
Nagato in the original developed some actual feelings towards Kyon, but she didn't know how to actually show it to him without it being too obvious (she doesn't know about proper etiquette when approaching a male she likes because that information isn't in her databank and she's not good at improvising).
Male Nagato would have similar issues. He is interested in Kyonko, initially just as an additional strange element which can change Haruki's whims but then he notices strange feelings appearing within him. He thinks his program is faulty or just blames his human body but notices he is geniunely interested in her. But his approaches are either too shy and indirect (like leaving his jacket so Kyon doesn't get a cold or giving her a book about passionate love between high school students) or too obvious ("Hey, could you show me how your female body works?").
Also, especially at the beginning of the series, as he is used mostly to be with men he doesn't notice it is rude to stay in the room while Kyonko and Itsuko are changing clothes (with Kyonko wondering if she should throw him out or just let him be as it seems he is still reading the book) or just says unappropiate things about his body "Huh? My penis just grew suddenly? Strange, isn't it?"
After getting rid of his glasses, he also becomes extremely popular between the girls, something Kyonko doesn't seem too happy about.
Looking kinda Nanaya, there.
you, sir, are a genius...i just think the blatant advances wouldn't work for yuki. the subtlety is where it's at and which should be used
That's why I say they would be too obvious. He would be forced to try to evolve from his shy advances and observe other subjects or even directly ask them (for example the computer club girls once he joins them).
ah, sorry. misread that. got any more? or are you writing them up as is?
Hmm, looks like at least several new pictures have debuted in this thread. Or, at least, ones I've not seen here yet. Saving away!
In before sage.
Looking forward to the writeups on Mikuru and Itsuki's genderswap versions.
>After getting rid of his glasses, he also becomes extremely popular between the girls, something Kyonko doesn't seem too happy about.
I disagree, Nagato Yuki (female) wasn't like popular with men after that, maybe with the geeks from computer club. And even if she were that popular, Kyon didn't seem to bother with that. He was made for Haruhi anyways.
I prefer Yuki, but he seems to like Haruhi more.. *sigh*
We need a genderswap wiki.
Can't let elevens do all this shit themselves.
I like the idea of Kyonko liking spiked hair. It fits with hotblood like twintails fit with tsundere. Just don't have Haruki going super saiyan and it should look alright.
As for Mikuru. Originally she was just an insecure moeblob does whatever she's told because she has not enough security and selfwill to stop Haruhi from making her do everything she wants. She ends up just giving in though she doesn't really want to.
Male Mikuru is the same only, its both worse and better for him. He does have some will to tell Haruki to stop and oppose him but his resistance makes Haruki's determination even stronger. He is still treated like a boy by all students (including the ones in lower grades). He is forced to put on costumes like butler, NAVY plain soldier (when he has to clean up the room), hard gay imitation, etc. He is even forced to crossdress and even though he doesn't want to Haruki is too strong (leading to some really nasty scenes taken out of context as all he can do is moan and ask help for Kyonko who develops a shotacomplex). This, however, has backlash. He becomes extremely popular between the ladies (something which makes Haruki mad and makes him dress up Mikuru in even more humilliating clothes).
When his timeskip version comes he has become an extremely handsome man who would probably just look silly in those clothes. Kyon actually blushes heavily when meeting him as his attitude and looks have radically changed.
The elevens are working on it. Now we just need subs for those scenes. I could do it but I don't know how to download the video.
Jesus christ, it's like looking into madness.
>I'M A CAT!
Original content. Save them up as I'm creating them right now.
Also, there already was a wiki about this but I'm actually making (in my opinion) more accurate descriptions of the personalities of the genderbended characters.
>hard gay imitation
So, last of the main cast. Itsuki.
His attitude was pretty much "let's ride along the fun train" and "a hole is a hole" in the original. He's just sly enough to fit into the scheme while still managing to live a somewhat normal life.
Itsuko pretty much follows the "foxeye" stereotype in anime (like Kitsune from Love Hina). She likes to tease and flirt around with both guys and girls for fun and wouldn't mind doing it with someone she likes (it doesn't have to be "the special one"). Her advances towards Kyonko are even more obvious and Kyonko doesn't know how to handle her. Itsuko also coerces her into cosplaying for the school festival even though Kyonko doesn't really want to.
Saving them all. These are just too good.
By the way, the wiki is over here:
If anyone wants to upload the descriptions, you are free to do so.
Slideshow + Istuki's (?) Hare Hare Yukai
Why do I picture Haruki imitating Persona 3 in one of the episodes and actually summoning one of his depression monsters?
I guess it's gotta be the earphones.
Today was not a good day for her.
Sure, Suzumiya’s antics were fun once in a while– alright, she enjoyed herself a lot in the company of the SOS Dan. But when that damned Haruki was deliberately keeping her after school, and for no apparent reason...that was something she wouldn’t stand for. She did have schoolwork to do, after all.
And today, Haruki was acting in a manner that she found strangely unsettling. He was almost nervous. She was sitting in front of him in the (stolen) club room, her hands on her knees, and he was bending over and looking at her; as usual, he was far too close for comfort. He had been weird, recently. Every day he did something different to his appearance- for example, today his shirt was missing three of its buttons. She didn’t know why he did this, but it merely struck her as Suzumiya acting a little stranger than he usually did. But today he seemed...less confident than usual. He looked at her like she was a specimen under a microscope, seeming intrigued and then amused, raising an eyebrow...blushing. What on earth did he want? She hadn’t known that he was even capable of a blush.
“Well, Kyonko!” He straightened up, grinned his usual, ridiculous grin, and slapped his hands together with a certain finality to his tone. She cringed, both at the volume of his voice and at the use of that terrible nickname. He’d never bothered to ask for her real name. Nobody did. Even her little brother used it- and how she would have liked to hear ‘nee-san’ once in a while... “Why don’t we get started?”
“What?” She narrowed her eyes in her usual lukewarm manner, but something about the way he looked at her was bothering her. She crossed her arms across her chest, suddenly self-conscious, but still trying to appear disinterested. Oh, the things she did just to keep up appearances!
“Kyonko! I’m a healthy boy!” A little too healthy, if you ask me. His hands were on either side of her, gripping the sides of the chair. Why did he look so excited? She could almost hear his fluttering heartbeat. She tilted her head to avoid his gaze, fixing her eyes on something over Haruki’s shoulder. Wait, what was that costume? There were fishnets, and...god, how did Suzumiya expect to fit Asahina-kun into that thing?
“Yeah, you’re not fat or anything.” She shifted uncomfortably in her chair. If this lasted any longer- if he didn’t pull away right now- she might be unable to keep up her monotone.
“Pay attention to me!” He had grabbed her ponytail and pulled so that she was forced to look in his direction. That was not fair play. She raised an eyebrow as he raised his voice. “I’m sixteen years old! I’m already long overdue for this!”
“I have to say that I’m not following you he- uhhh...” Her sentence trailed off as he touched her. She understood now, ever-so-vaguely, and just at the notion of it she felt as though she were going to have a heart attack. Yet, she stayed absolutely still as his fingers brushed over her collarbone, then ran down the front of her shirt. She held her breath as his hand hovered over her breast. His touch was gentle, like he thought he might break her (interesting, she thought, because he was a lot rougher when he was telling her what to do every day) and he was curious- boyish in his advances. A quality that she admired, though she would never admit it.
“I’m talking about the bond between men and women,” he said, suddenly terribly serious. And then, looking into her eyes, he suddenly appeared flustered, and he turned away. With his back to her, he pulled something out of his pocket. It was a book that he was thumbing through. Kyonko’s eyes widened, and she tried, from where she was sitting, to crane her neck and peek at the cover. It wasn’t like Haruki to read much of anything at all, and...
How to Lose Your Virginity in Eight Easy Steps...she should have known.
[Sorry if it reads a little weirdly. There are supposed to be italics in some places.]
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Anonymous, enjoy your Kyon-Kyonko Hare Hare Yukai duet.
Oh yeah; Kyon on the right channel, Kyonko on the left.
QUALITY loli hips.
Seen wider on official-like pictures of Haruhi.
How do I download video from nicovideo.
Somehow it doesn't let me do it:
Jesus fucking christ, Kyonko gives me the hardest boner any animu character has ever induced. Is something wrong with me, or is this...natural?
By the boners of thousands of other users, that is normal.
The elevens seem to be working on it. Slowly, but steadily.
Fits to that.
I know what you mean..
I believe Kyonko will lead to a new age where anime makers will have to give some more attention to having male casts, just so the audience can gender bend them.
I am the boner of my "sword".
Erection is my body, semen is my blood.
I have created over a thousand babies.
Is Kyonko/Haruhi gender swapping a meme now?
how does anon know what memes is?
Could somebody rapidshare this video? I just can't seem to get access to it.
yes. maybe. no.
pick your definition of meme.
>I have created over a thousand babies.
You lost me.
Ask yourself this: Can Kyonko be potentially spammed in numerous different threads and still make sense?
lol, head-body proportions and manly build.
Meh, who cares? The video itself is awesome.
Rin will teach you, just ask.
Could you rapidshare it?
Why is Itsuki such a slut?
She wouldn't be awesome otherwise.
Holy shiet! more of this!
Anyone can share this?
Somehow, nicovideo just hates me and doesn't let me download.
MORE OF THIS