your waifu finds out that she's pregnant.
what's her reaction?
It was inevitable.
you got a pretty ... uhh ... "good looking" waifu sir...
Don't judge me.
>anger mixed with fear and disgust.
that's quite interesting expression i must say.
I haven't even held hands with mai wiafu yet.
no one said that she's pregnant with you.
Machines cant get pregnant.
I'd be extremely happy.
It would also mean I'd need to find a job.
I'm not sure, but I don't think she'd be too pleased about it.
I hate my phone.
What about your other waifu's reaction?
shoulda used protection...
Kurisu ain't no bitch.
Condoms ruin sex though.
Maybe she should have used the pill.
Or you should have gotten a vasectomy.
>Not marrying you
Oh please, I bet you haven't even read Retake
Vasectomies are the pussy way out of fatherhood.
Oh I forgot about abortion. Yeah that works too.
She probably wouldn't be that mad.
I'd be pissed as fuck though.
You wouldn't want your waifu to bear your child?
I don't need no annoying little faggot drooling all over my shit.
Don't worry anon, the idea will feel great when you get older.
Not him, but get off that high ground, anon.
I think that idea is retarded too, anon.
It just felt good to say it.
If you know the show, you know endless murder is about to happen
And I'd be happy too because this sweet girl deserves nothing but happiness and good things.
>happiness and good things
>knocked up by fat neckbeard NEET
I wonder how mommy-Revy would act.
Wonder why my hand is growing a tumor
>Have good job
>fairly average body
>all of the above=fat neckbeard NEET
>robots getting pregnant
what in the fuck is happening
It doesn't matter how you look, you'll always be a fat neckbeard
So you don't have to be a fat neckbeard to be a fat neckbeard?
>fat neckbeard logic
What are you, gay?
>fat neckbeard logic
I didn't make the rules, don't blame me nigga.
Anon, I don't know what board you think you're on, but we're all cute lolis here.
She'd be a horrid parent anon.
or her poor childhood might make her a much better mother
>Being knocked up by some loser NEET
She would kill herself
I can imagine tough but loving towards the child and ready to fucking murder anyone who goes near the kid.
I dont think she actually has the organs to get pregnant.
Not that I would do something as unpure has having sex with her
I'd imagine she'd either suffer a mental guilt-driven breakdown over what the fuck to do with the kid or go full Mother Bear.
>He can't tell samefag
>not knowing samefag is easy to cover up
stay pleb retard
I personally expect the latter.
I'd probably be the goofy father, telling shitty dad jokes and she'd be like scaring the shit out of anyone who'd try to date our kid.
such a wacky dynamic, could make a great sitcom
What a fucking bitch
>He still thinks it's the same person
Looks like I die.
>Still arguing about this shit
you are the reason /a/ and 4chan as a whole has gone to shit
>He still can't tell samefag
Wait, so is your waifu Kiss-shot, or Shinobu?
God, I fucking hate Chihaya.
more like chihuahua
She already have 2 kids, and I don't really sexualize her either.
before the shitstorm strikes again.
>not liking Dorothy
Are YOU gay?
Iori the lewdest idol
chihuahua? sorry, i bit my tongue
>you'll be staying with me, right?
>I don't know if I'm ready for children, you have to help me!11
I liked her better earlier
But that's wrong.
>i don't understand the anime i watch
Why does her tears flow so fast?
that isn't even possible
No, it was on purpose.
Elaborate Mako, anon, and Snail
Why does her tears flow so fast?
Why are animu tears so unrealistic?
did you heard that there's a pretty high chance of dying while giving a birth~
i blit my tongue!
>goes from Yan/Kuudere
>implying she hasn't been abducted
Gee thanks, as if it wasn't hard to calm her down already.
Was it, Arararagi?
science or magic?
She wouldn't be ready.
I want to tease a pregnant Mio!
Except she doesn't. She was never any "dere" you dumbfuck, and the only thing that changes in later -gataris is that she's more at ease with other people.
she have to deal with it.
wonder if the child will get her powers.
it can also get your powers.
great, so from her it's insane magical powers and being the cutestest, and from my side it's the lowest recorded self-esteem and slapping the bass.
The cup and fetus trick will never be the same again.
Why are her tits so big?
>no one said that she's pregnant with you.
>she's pregnant with you.
Uh, unless your waifu is from some freaky-ass monstergirl doujin, I think you're safe from that.
All you have to do is wish for her to get pregnant, also nymph is better
I was sure girls can't get other girls pregnant, too...
Pretty sure someone got lost in translation.
I imagine her face would be like this, multiplied by 10.
Her life's goal is to become a mother afterall
Damn son look at dem hooters
The prophecy has been fulfilled
you was wrong.
Then I'll take responsibility and enjoy raising our daughter.
My god Lelouch, I know you had shit taste but I didn't know that was your waifu.
I'd actually be glad, I always wanted to be a father.
What, this is your first time in a waifu thread?
who said you were the father?
She wouldn't cheat on me.
severe punishment incoming
More like reward.
She's not old enough to get pregnated
Really, wouldn't you want to see her flustered and slightly ecstatic face after she's done whipping you?
there were recorded cases of girls age 9 getting pregnant.
I think she would be happy, but I worry about the child. I love her, but she's not a good person, and I don't think her philosophies would be good for raising a child.
>implying motherhood wouldn't turn Esdesu into a calmer and more caring person
There is only so much it can do. Besides I figure she would raise a kid the same way, or close to the way she was raised, which was not good.
Time to start a family.
Time to become the proper husband.
No other choice.
There is a case of a 5 year old girl getting pregnant, though she holds the record.
Iori actually would become a nice mother.
I wouldn't mind it.
so they both get pregnant?
She'd be so happy to carry my child.
Don't know if I could handle it.
She'd die on child birth
Well, there goes the planet.
ask the animators (the ones who later flattened her and shrunk her hips;_;)
>I told you to pull out dammit.
Not after that random kiss that traditionally means she's forced to love you
Can vampires even get pregnant?
Depends on the vampire.
In some works they are basicly undead and in others they are own species.
oh /a/non so silly
It's not your baby /a/non
Only works for the first person.
God I hope so
Not when she can afford all the top quality medical care to save her life.
Shit Waifu taste, Anons.
Don't worry, she is our new Messiah.
better hope she doesn't "trip" or something
I will name pictures of my waifu whatever I want. Besides I can't think of anything more appropriate to call Esdese.
Every waifu besides Mokyuun is shit
>I will name pictures of my waifu whatever I want
all of them?
sometimes even the best medical care is not enough.
Yokkyun...it's really you right ? you've finally reached it...the other side of the ending!
>liking a girl who forces love on MC for accidentally kissing him
Most waifus here would die during childbirth or commit sudoku because filthy gaijin sperm made them pregnant.
Why not both?
No, Anon, that's not how it works
she has wide enough hips.
i never thought that i'd HNNGGG for Luka...
Better question: You're waifu finds out you're pregnant. What's her reaction?
Such beauty in them both.
Been trying to do some writing seeing as it's her birthday and all. It's been a while since I last did something like that...
The question: Why do males always have week genetics in anime/manga/VNs/LNs?
The kids always look like carbon copies of the mother.
because obligatory moe kids
its her fetish
Because they multiply by division.
Because nip genes are shit.
>what's her reaction?
Where are my Yokkyun niggas?
You know, there are times where the pillow under the sweater trick is glaringly obvious.
Couldn't find a better pic
I always imagine Rin being her daughter
We are 3 Luka fags now?
>implying robots can't get pregnant
you know nothing.
Chihaya fucking sucks.
She's excited to expose our hobbies to our baby.
Half the posts are lolis.
They are not even developed and they'd die during childbirth, filthy degenerates.
>applying 3d rules to 2d girls
God fucking damn it anon
Doesn't really matter.
Anyone who likes loli is a degenerate regardless.
Do you even know what degenerate means?
>a-anon-kun, I'm pregnant..
Your waifus had a great time in Mexico it seems...
What? I didn't fuck her. I wasn't even alive at the time, and I have never been to Peru.
having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.
Do YOU know what degenerate means?
Liking lolis is the hallmark of a reactionary who is sick of the modern world filled with its degenerate sluts.
>Did you know that
Use the noun you idiot.
> a person who has sunk below the normal moral standard <a degenerate who is uninterested in anything but his own gratification>
Not only are you a degenerate, you're delusional too.
>i'm not a pedophile your honor, i am a rennaissance man, a visionary who shuns modern degenerate women!
I wonder if that would work.
But anon, spirits cannot into pregnancy.
Still applies, retard.
B-But I love you Motoko!
>showing evidence of decline.
Liking lolis isn't decline.
I don't give a shit how she feels, I'm gonna tell her to march her pregnant ass down to family planning to sign herself up for welfare, WIC, and food stamps.
I'd be rich.
>It's nice to hear that. I was just about to burn your place to shit.
Why is shit so perfect? I'd take responsibility.
Your right, it's plummetting.
Just kidding. I was using you from the start.
>Ho ho ho, you're a dead man.
It's the rebirth of traditional values.
Why is she so perfect? I'd take responsibility.
And that is a decline in moral standards.
Did i make tenderly love to her?
Did i rape her?
Did someone else rape her?
Did she NTR me?
Did she use a used condom?
>Thanks for coming here anon-kun. I have some great news! I'm pregnant with your child. I love you!
I feel like we're just going through the motions, anon.
Where's the passion
Gone along with her innocence
Probably something like this
Can one breed with aliens?
10/10 would yukkuri
she's a hybrid herself... so yeah
I hope jaden is a good father ;_;
As long the genome is reletively the same. Breeding amongst different species is possible. Plus she is from a higher level of technological race so she may have the tools to make it even more so possible.
I like that one arc in level e with the insect queen that picks a race on a different planet to breed with to further enhance her species survival.
Unless she's an infetile hybrid like a mule.
Triple dubs has spoken.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. All of the fun, none of the drawbacks.
Lovecraft would be horrified and jelly at the same time.
id want her to keep it, she would abort cause she isn't ready. i would then secretly loath her for killing my child or something
It's a byproduct of love. She is happy.
I think she would be quite happy.
Well that's a tad extreme.
Not even once.
The implications of that picture in this context are creepy.
Too soon, too soon, too soon!
what in the fuck
Your ass she would. You'd die.
Very good taste anon. I didn't know Eufags like you still exist.
thad pls go, you aren't supposed to use the internet in prison
You are the worst kind of anon....Shinobu deserves better
>would become 3rd minion
>would take responsibility
She would be scared, I don't think she is ready for that.
I don't know where you live but in first world country almost no one die from childbirth.
But I'm also asian...
I'm sorry I impregnated an underage girl
Forgive me God
But anon, she'd never be into you.
No God here tonight. Just me, this chair, some brownies, and the sexually explicit chat log from your IM conversation.
Why does she say that in the game? I love ryou so I am interested to know the context
The person whose existence I refuse to acknowledge has bone cancer and refuses to get treatment.
So she threatens to rape him.
Some say he'd run you down in an Alfa Romeo just for a sweet trickle of your man juice...
My nigga. You too share in my anger towards aids-kun. You sir have excellent taste.
It's all a myth anyway
Should have spoiler that filth of a picture
What are ya gonna do?