Not even being a 4 dimensional eldritch abomination will save you from the consequences of bullying her child.
I know I'm late to Eva party but what the fuck am I watching
Quick OP, red or blue?
Blue of course
Something is definitely off about red. I'd say red but I want to know more.
Stop impersonating me
Leave the party
I've heard enough shit about the Rebuild to stay away from those. Is the pilot in your pic fanservice girl or something?
Shinji best grill
Hey bro that merch doesn't sell itself.
She's asuka from another time, just as kowaru is shinji from another cycle
There still a chance she will be relevant to the plot in 4.0 But so far she's just here for fanservice.
OP here. She's 10/10 cute but I'm autistic enough on my own plus I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that she's a robot or some fucked up guinea pig or something. 2creepy4me
Why do so many people hate on Rei when she is clearly the best girl.
What indication at all is there that what you say is true?
>time/dimension warping shenanigans
Please tell me this is bullshit. Sounds retarded as fuck
What is wrong with Shinji's mom, guys. I assume she is dissolved in the Unit 01. She's fucking scary
Enjoy the tang
100% pure, uncut, all natural speculation.
I watched 2.22 yesterday and I couldn't understand the point of her existing other than to activate my glasses fetish
Hunh, that's actually a board now.
>There still a chance she will be relevant to the plot in 4.0
Isn't that the same thing people said about 3.0?
She's a clone of Shinji's mother.
Best girl is pic related
I like where this is going, actually.
Sachiel was a cool guy. Shinji's been too mean to him
But anon that is the point.
She really only exists to sell merchandise and to create an excuse for Touji not being relevant anymore.
It is, he's just bullshitting you.
OP, the best thing you could do is watch the original series+end of evangelion. Pretend rebuild doesn't exist, it's shit.
But she didn't make a sound
Well, from the teasers she seemed to have a role in the story, with the rei's or something.
That's because she did it geometrically.
Will I be able to enjoy the Rebuild differently if I don't expect NGE 2.0, without letting it shit on the NGE+EoE experience?
3.0 originally was going to have a plot and they were like half way done with it when Anno decided it didn't have enough gay pianos.
>Not wanting to watch Rebuild
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots? You're all going to end up watching 4.0 when it's out, stop playing pretend.
I've seen the trailer. Is this really a thing or just advertising?
3.33 is the best Rebuild so far.
>what the fuck am I watching
You are watching something that was outstanding when it was created but has since aged and doesn't fare well against modern titles. You should watch Rebuild instead.
What, Eva is isn't allowed to be merchandised?
Oh it's a thing.
If all you care about is how pretty your anime looks than by all means.
>what the fuck am I watching
You are watching something that was outstanding when it was created but has since aged
EoE is hailed as the greatest animated film of all time.
>doesn't fare well against modern titles
>Attack on Titus
>Kill la Shonen
I'm still at Ep 16, but for what I've seen it pretty much blows them out of the water
How is that even a question? The obvious answer is Red. Red>Blue.
I thought she is Asuka's daughter, concieved when Shinji masturbated to her comatose body.
Watch Rebuild if you want, but I expected Evas in HD but all I found in it was blatant nonsense and disappointment. At least watch the originals and EoE first, though.
It also has the best OST is the entire series.
No, she's asuka from EoE.
Kowaru isn't shinji though, the Shinji from the old cycle will be revealed in 4.44
She was better in Rebuild
Oh jesus, that's even better than the first one. A+++ 10/10 would chuckle again
>Lance of longitude
Almost died there.. holy fuck I'm crying my fucking sides
A proper trap needs a penis, anon, not bait.
>EoE is hailed as the greatest animated film of all time.
I'm also told that it relies on heavy anal ravaging, and all kinds and tastes of rape. how should I prepare myself for it? Gay sex with top hats?
Lost my shit
Does this mean I can discredit Dante's Inferno by bringing up that video game?
That looks cool and lewd. What a slut
Can we all just stop and appreciate how fucking amazing this shit sounds?
You can almost feel the dark and evil intentions behind each and every apocalypse the planet and humanity suffers.
>sundowner in the gif
u dun goof'd
>file name is not sharkdowner
What's the source of this?
Google and iqdb gives me nothing.
That's a convincing arguement.
Evafags are also Triggerniggers.
The exact moment Satsuki got fingered by her mommy this thread died
Dragon Pink ep. 2
But the strip before this one was pretty poor taste, (it was basically "but piloting a giant robot and meeting cute grils is awesome, why isn't shinji a happy shonen-shit protaganist" IIRC). The comic had done an Eva strip a long time before, which was actually funny and made some sense, and didn't get flamed for it.