ITT: Characters that you want to fart on your face
Why would anyone want that? It would stink.
It would stink of pure moe. I'm okay with that.
How would you know? You've never smell moe.
>implying cute little girls don't eat the same food the nips do
>implying rice, fish, tofu and candy farts don't stink like hell
She'd get so flustered
Now I remember why I prefer /a/ over other anime-related resources.