You're walking through the park with you're waifu, when suddenly an ancient evil appears. You need to use your strongest finishing move or the monster will tickle your waifu.
What do you use?
I cut it in half with my katana.
I tenfold flurry that fucker's eyes and get my sorcerer to stun him as I climb on his face and thousand kiss his nigger bitch ass.
>surviving the power of music, friendship and love
I got this.
walk away and avoid confrontation
Throw my masterball.
I don't have any powers but my love for her and the desire to protect her smile so I just charge it with bear fists.
I don't understand the question.
>Not spamming balls as a mystic knight and getting your warrior to use Arc of Obliteration
bitch pls go
I tear off my pants and pierce the monster with my drill
Bust my special moves.
>implying my waifu isn't the ancient evil
GET AWAY FROM US NORMALFAG GIRL, YOUR DISGUSTING MORTAL FLESH WILL TAINT HER OTHERWORLDLY PURITY.
Who needs weapons or training when I can just use the power of friendship?
>it's super effective
>You will never befriend an eldritch horror who slowly develops feelings for you, gets incredibly jealous of your mortal waifu, and plots to steal her away from you
>But she knows as a human, you dislike otherwordly methods
>It's a story of a monster with reality-warping powers trying to win you over using normalfag means instead of dragging you to the bottom of the ocean to star in homo porn
>This will never happen
>This will never be an anime
Who cares? It's not like you can breed with a cartoon character.
>Listen to "I like Big Butts"
>Defeat the Chosen Elder God
>THATS A LOT OF NUTS
Eldritch horrors could probably drive you mad so that you think otherworldy methods aren't really otherwordly and thus drag your ass to the obttom of the ocean and fuck you until she ceases to be.
And she will never cease to be.
she will save me
Grab a stick and stab it in the eyes.
It's a good thing that mai waifu can fight against monsters. And somewhat heal my excessive wounds.
do i have a stand? if not i'm pretty fucked
>Kars returning in the form of an Elder God from his time in space
FUND IT, JJBA PART 9 : SPACE ODDITY
Jokes on you, Shub-Niggurath is my waifu.
What if my waifu is an Eldritch horror?
Huh? Now what, fucker?
im going to use 'that'
>you will never go on an adventure to save mankind with your waifu
each day i see less point in life
Seeing as I have no waifu. I try to seduce the eldrich horror or see if I can't contract with it and become a tager and go on wacky adventures
Mai waifu's an unbelievable slut so imokaywiththis.
What if my waifu is the ancient evil?
Target in center, flip the switch. Target in center, flip the switch. Target in center, flip the switch. Target in center, flip the switch. Target in center, flip the switch. Target in center, flip the switch....
Can you? Do you even have friends?
Initiating Exterminatus protocol.
May all unholy abominations be purged as one.
The Emperor protects.
The Emperor a shit.
Tell him that he looks like a vagina and watch his self-esteem slowly corrode before my eyes.
You will die for your sacriledge.
Eldar = Imps > Sisters of Battle > Space Zombies > Iron Warriors > Shit > Chaos > shitty shit shit > Tau > shit dumped in a radioactive waste dump > Space Marines
I came here to see this.
Shut the fuck up. The Emperor is a galactic vegetable who sits down in a giant toilet.
I will lul it back to it's very descriptive prefix heavy space slumber with some music
Whiteknight them as much as you like, none of them will ever want you inferior dick.
>implying I wouldn't stand idle just to fap to that glorious sight
forgot mah face
You know what you must do now.
try to break its leg. Looks pretty flimsy.
> with bear fists
Is it living its life correctly?
Not even whiteknighting.
They're the only race that know what the fuck is going on.
Imperium and Space Marines just "HURR MUH HERESIES", their only good point is the Imperial Guard. Tau is too young to be smart plus
>what's a chaos?
And Chaos is just edgy spiky assholes.
Draw whatever weapon I have on me and make a long pointless monologue about protecting the ones I love and the power of friendship. Have this song play in the background as I fight in meaningless slow motion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSkb0kDacjs
Get on my knees and beg him/her/it to forgive my waifu's purity at exchange of mine.
It's the only way!
You just want to be molested like a little girl, admit it.
I'd say hi, then watch the lesbian tickling
I wish I was a little girl and got loved tenderly by her boyfriend.
Can't it be as a little boy at least?
>talking shit about the Ultramarines
Complete and utter scum only fit to be termianted.
If the Space Marines are already bad, the Ultramarines are the worst, next to the Grey Knights.
We both grasp the vibrating hilt of the chainsword. My faith combines with her purity, and with our combined hatred we drive the flaming, buzzing blade deep into the abominations flesh, and suffer it not to live
I hope your waifu dies in a fire while being gangraped by ten faceless fat old guys as her mind breaks down and she finds herself loving them with each thrust.
With the power of spinzaku, I banish his ass!
That still won't make the Space Marines better.
Space Marines are the apex of humanity.
You heretics who stubbornly try to deny it to hide your own weakness and worthlessness is not worth the effort save to put you out of your pathetic misery.
>most chapters have just 1000 because a faggot in a blue tincan said so
>genetically engineered for everything, even not dying
>have the best possible engineering in the Imperium but decide not to push it forward because muh heresy
>muh honour over reason/efficiency
>billions of them because fuck all y'all
>normal men and women against massive murdering beasts powered by four gods
>and hold them off on the first and only world-line of defence, Cadia, as the space marines fuck with orks or Tau
>Few, a dying race
>fucked so much they made a god
>know everything, even the future
>fighting style is like Quake multiplayer
>cute slender pointy-eared girls who can kill you with their mind if you so much as think of raping them (because they know you are thinking of raping them)
Space marines a shit
>muh honour over reason/efficiency
As if you needed to confirm that you are biased against them because upholding any sort of honor would make your life collapse in on itself, you spineless cockroach.
They're just so fucking overused.
Fridge-looking-men with impenetrable armour and a unhealthy sense of honour as the main characters and poster boys gets old.
I whip out my crucifix and holy water and send that sucker back to hell.
>implying doing something like that actually worked. Ever