You have ten seconds to be yandere.
What if I refuse?
I get to kill you out of love.
>You know what anon-kun, I don't think this is going to work out, we should stop seeing each other
Did I do well?
Ehehehe, why only ten seconds, sweetie? Are you in a hurry? aRe yOU GoINg sOmeWheRE? Maybe... meeting someonWHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANON WHO IS SHE ANONHASDUFHUIEGHWFADSHFVUIHWGAF47G
I'LL FIND THOSE OTHER WHORES
I rather not be the yandere, I rather be obsessively loved by one
I-its not like I wanted to post in this thread b-baka!
Get out you filthy swine
I love you
>tfw no yandere imouto
You seem surprised that I found your room Anon. Well, you see, I asked around, and found some guy coming out of his car. Of course, he didn't want to talk, but you'd be surprised what information you can get when you hold a knife up to someone. But don't worry, I didn't hurt him...too badly...
But you cant have someone interfere with our love. Don't you agree anon?
Is that yandere?
Well, you could add my email if you want.
I can give my love for you or email me your adress, I can go to your house.
It doesn't matter if you are a stranger because you are annon here, so I love you.
Hi, I'm yandere.
No, you don't get to reject a yandere.
Cut my life into pizzas. This is my last resort.
I wrote down all the days that never happened, shared all the joys that we never had, and cherished the love that you never gave.
I love you anon. No one else can understand you more than I do
Being yandere is not healthy I tell you hwat.
In order to escape a yandere what do you do?
Put her down like Old Yeller? Hope you lose her in a city riot? Move to a new country and change your legal name?
I hope you like my repeating intengers onichan.
>hear a faint knock on your door one say
>look around, nobody there
>go back inside to sit down at the computer
Is she a qt like Koharu? If so I accept my fate.
If you look at anyone else I will cut you up
You filthy pig
People here seem to hate her because of her yan overwhelming her dere, but I like it.
I think it's sexy.
>Implying you can rape the willing
If anything I would be raping her after she's done with me.
No, it's because of her overrated popularity
>In order to escape a yandere what do you do?
You can't. Just accept her love.
Hello my love, I made breakfast, sorry about breaking the window but we can get it fixed later. Oh, that, yeah that's an explosive vest I strapped to you while you were asleep, it will explode if any of those whores try to get close to you and get between us! Now eat up honey, we'll be very happy together, forever.
Why is Akiha's mouth sideways?
i'll kill the crazy bitch before she finds out i am seeing the girl i'm in love with, which is not her, and then engage into a meaningful long-term relationship, with much hand holding will be had.
Reminder: There has never been a proper Yandere that was true to her character. Yuno was close but no cigar.
Ayase always uses onii-san to address guys.
Other yandere use -chan. It's just a case of individual preference.
Everyone tries too hard to be different. I like me the standard package.
Wasn't Kurumi yangire though?
Has there ever been a male yandere in anime, like a proper one not just a stalker or a rapist?
There probably is in some fujoshit manga
This should really be more of a thing - imoutos cracking as they wonder why their oniichan doesn't love them anymore.
I more meant a male yandere towards a female character, it's not really the same if it's a gay yandere (though I would still like to see that). For that matter are there any examples of a male character being tsun towards a female character?
Several. Lurk moar.
>In bad series
"i love you" repeated 999 times, the writhing feel more and more rushed as it goes, arround the 800 or so you can't read it anymore
you can't rape the willing
I like that Yandere girl from Monogatari-kun.
the shittiest one ever
snake is not yandere, since she doesn't really love anyone
She's not yandere, she's just insane.
I misspelled Minamoto-kun monogatari
What if i told her I'm only attracted to traps?
She'd get a sex-change
I guess I should have refreshed the thread before positing >>101205968
Why are you posting here, !MaiOlev09c? Am I becoming too boring for you?
I've noticed you've been posting about a lot of other girls here.... Riko? Saten? Sakura? Rin? MAI-CHAN? You called Mai-chan perfect, !MaiOlev09c.... Your tripcode is even devoted to her.... You didn't mean that, did you?
Of course you didn't.... You always knew, deep inside, that we were meant to be. We never had to to speak- destiny would bring us together.
SOME 2D WHORE COULD NEVER BE YOUR WIFE
!MaiOlev09c, I hope you know this is for your own good. All that eroge... it's rotted your mind.... You've been tainted by cheap imitations and led to believe in worthless whores....
Don't worry though, I won't let a silly thing like this get between us. We just need to pull you out of fantasy.
No, you're too far gone for me to take your word. I have to make sure you can never look at these whores again.
Just hold still, !MaiOlev09c, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
That made me cringe
I remember locking admiral in this closet yesterday, but it seems like he escaped.
Medaka Box has some really nice girls but I can't bring myself to read it because it's so shit.
Medaka a shit
>I feel the sudden urge to sleep
i fucking loved rothands-chan, but everything else is so shitty i could not bear with it
Sleep. Or pretend to do it, at least.
>long string of chinese lah
The original, yes. Some of her clones were arguably dere, though.
They also got rekt.
I still hate her. I want to punch her face, the bitch.
>They also got rekt.
convince them that you're better off without them so to protect you they kill selves/leave you alone
"Am I doing this right, Onii-chan?"
You are cute.
Would you bully your yandere?
Of course not. Only a monster could do that.
Are you saying that you would let her bully you instead? And fill you to the brim with her love?
Yes. I prefer that. I can't bully girls, I'm a gentleman.
you know you will probably die right?
Will you be a gentleman as she ravages your body and makes you her possession?
It can't be helped.
I don't see any bad thing there.
I really like the idea of yandere gf, its not like I'd have business with any grl ever.
I love you so much /a/non-kun--I can't stand to see you talking with anyone else, they just want to harm you. But not me. I'll protect you from them, feed you and make you happier then you'd ever be in that cold world
>Download the VN simply named "Yandere"
I guess it's been a while since i read Koharu no Hibi...
was this ever animated?
Thad was 5'09? Hahahahahahahhahha
Hi diddly-ho yanderino!
You're a fucking filthy pig /a/non-san.
But you're MY filthy pig and mine alone. <3
Probably because it's a nose.
You mean the one with the purple haired or grey haired bitch?
Why do I only have ten seconds, anon? Is that all I'm worth to you?
Stupid MC-tan... He can't do anything right on his own, so I guess I need to do it for him. That's why I bugged his room and duplicated his house keys... T-to watch over him baka! N-Not because watching him makes my heart race or anything like that! He needs me... He's so silly - I-I mean stupid! Baka! Baka! He's stupid! He's useless without me! Does he need me there all the time?! W-Well... if... that's what it takes I suppose I can do it - b-b-but only because I don't trust him on his own! Ahahaha he's so needy I want to keEp hIM oN a LEAsh SoMEtImeS... Ahahahahaha....
H-h-here! Take it dummy! Y-yeah... a bento... I made your favorite so you'd b-b-better l-like it... D-Don't ask how I knew! It's not like I was watching you or anything b-baka! ...So...? Tell me! Do... you like it? Ahhh... I'm so glad - I mean yeah! Of course you like it! How could you not like something I made for you?! Ahahaha... Hm? It tastes a little different? Oh... I added an extra ingredient or two... J-just something to bring us closer together... N-N-Not that I really want that or anything of course!
is there any good yandere anime out there
. . .
Onii-chan, you're home late. I've been camping out on the couch, just 'cause I wanted to see you right as you walked through the door! Ha~ha!
So, so, where were you. . .? You were out for an awfully long time! Five hours, twenty minutes, and ten seconds, to be exact! That's soooo long, did you forget we were going to play games tonight. . .?
. . .
You know, I can smell her stench on you. Her horrid, vomit-inducing whore-stench.
What? You thought I couldn't tell! Silly oniichan. Ah, I bet you're head over heels for her, that stupid wench.
I bet she's your standard whore! Fake looks! Fake personality! Disgusting! You're disgusting! I can't believe you'd let her touch you, stain your flesh with her dirty hands.
You don't want anything to happen to this girl, right? Aaa~h~ than you better never even look at her again!
I'll kill her, you know. If I ever even SEE her looking your way, I'll feed her own acrylic nails to her and stomp on her ugly face until she's nothing but a bloody pulp! Then nobody will want her! Haaa~ha!
. . . You're mine, oniichan -- Mine and nobody else's, don't forget that, okay?
>It can't be helped.
You'll probably end up having to use 'that"
I love/hate that phrase so much, i'm sorry.
Choose a yandere for your live action harem show. I'd totally go with Alison Brie