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Alive and nearly well
Info: http://altbdoor.heliohost.org/etc/swMediaInfo.html
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Wide Trude edition
Why not handsome witch?
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Fuck yes it's time for Barkhorn to shine.
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>>101202420
Fucking Stalin. Delete that shit. No boys allowed.
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>>101202472
You will never be 7 layers Stalin cool
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>>101202472
Jelly of Stalin-chan ?
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>>101202559
Zun please go we don't like 2hou
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I think Reisen would make a good witch.
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>Nipa and Heidi
Humikane approved! Superior Karlsland-Suomus engineering!
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Flustered Trude is best Trude.
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>>101202778
They already fly and shot shit everywhere
Maybe would be a better Neuroi
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>>101202825
They're both soft and lonely
I don't see why it won't work
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Keep the Trude coming.
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>>101202902
If only Nipa would let go of Eila she'd have plenty of takers. SashaNipa OTP
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Junko confirmed for having a role in one of the two SW projects?
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>>101203039
Well she was on S2
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>>101203039

Awesome.
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>>101203304
When will she lose it and start kidnapping little sisters?
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Didn't know that Gertrud is playing KanColle.
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>>101203472
>sistah
That just makes me imagine Trude talking like a sassy black woman who don't need no man. I kind of like it.
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>>101203528
What? No get the fuck out
She is shy maiden at heart
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Friday night is upon us.
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>>101203668
Like friday nights aren't to get drunk while talking and crying about witches
And ruining the mic on the sing threads
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>>101203668
>>101203823
Do SW anons go to r/a/dio?
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>>101204036
Nope just go to the /a/ sings
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why is this show so full of love
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>>101204312
No show has done more to inspire love and camaraderie in the hearts of men.
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>>101202922
I want Trude to cum on my face
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>>101202975
ONLY needs Eila (Best Girl!!)
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>>101204467
people who were enemies once know come together to masturbate in unity to their heroes
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>>101202998
That devastating feeling of uselessness when youre waifu can do pull-ups with one left arm, and you can't pull yourself up even once using both.
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>>101204467
Fuck you man
That scene was the best
>>101204630
>fapping to witches
But you're wrong pal
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>>101204700
She could dominate and rape you with one arm
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>>101204802
I can do the same to me with one arm
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>>101204036
God no, I hate both the threads and the djs.
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>>101204865
>not using both
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>>101204036
I just listen to the SW soundtrackalone on my PC
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>>101204935
I'm not a machine
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>>101204479
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>>101205056
>the first time I want to be Yoshika
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>>101205002
You have us silly
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>>101205056
I want to walk around all day with Trude's cum on my face.
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>>101205084
>not wanting to be Yoshika every time
What a faggot
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>>101205124
I love you
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>>101205210
Why would anyone want to be the worst witch
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>>101205355
Oh I don't know maybe cause she has a full harem of witches to fuddle
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>>101205258
Still don't see why everyone says it's a penis
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lol
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>>101205002
Are those Prinzessins' pants
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>>101205355
>these haters still exist
Heh.
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>>101205818
Like you could recognize them anywhere
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>>101205818
no they are mine
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>>101205861
Always have, always will. Yoshika is the worst thing in SW
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>>101206340
You just jelly.
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>>101206340
should have been a trap
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>>101206380
Wait it's not?
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>>101206380
It's never too late to have a trap witch
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Love is kill you guys
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>>101208349
ded
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>>101208903
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>>101209125
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>>101209189
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>>101209125
>>101209189
>>101209239
Omedetou
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>>101209125
>>101209189
>>101209239
>>101209315
Why are trudefags so annoying?
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>>101209392
Was hoping wp guy would kill it
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>>101209392
Are we?
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>>101209315
Post the gif.
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>>101209483
I'm being a faggot and playing WoW.
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Har.
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>>101209645
An offering to Trude.
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>>101206380
>>101206854
>Other trapfags in my strike witches threads

I thought I was the only one.

Trap witch would be amazing, but it'll never happen since most of SW's fans are never gonna want a dude 200 feet within range of their waifu. That and canon never agree on whether or not witches exist. I've seen both "they do, but are extremely rare" and "they don't, ever".

Also I don't think I've ever seen Fumikane draw an important, named male character for ANYTHING, not just Strike Witches.
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>>101209645
Thanks bro.
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>>101210211
>>101209732
Oops.
Wanted to thank this bro.
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Do you think his way of dying was better than falling in battle?
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>>101210301
No, fuck no.
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>>101211159
Really? But he was never defeated and wasn't taken as a prisoner in a shitty country like other pilots.
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so i just watched the movie.

jeez, talk about some serious 'power of friendship' handwaving.
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>>101211708
She should've stayed as a muggle.

Normal Yoshika was actually pretty cool and badass.
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>>101212028
I agree
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>>101211533
Well you could say his own plane defeated him.
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>>101212028
Why? Why didn't she just became a medic like she wanted?
It would have been much better
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>>101213646

A bit of a tangent thought, but more squad/weapon specialization in the series would be nice. One of the coolest things in the movie is when Trude and Erica are all loaded down with so much extra equipment and secondary weapons. Witches always seem to be going too light, or everyone in the squadron fills the same role.

Yoshika being a medic, Trude having an autocannon sometimes, everyone having visible combat webbing and ammunition pouches, etc.
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sweet duet
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>>101214255
>muh tacticool anime

The movie is cool precisely because they didn't do it in the anime.
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>>101214458

I fail to see how a little bit of load bearing equipment is "tacticool". They don't have to have full assault packs or anything. Some of the uniforms are kind of far from being military (Lynette) and if it weren't for the big airplane legs and Boys AT rifle you wouldn't much be able to tell they're "air infantry".

Would just feel a lot better than the witches going up with a 75 round patronentrommel and having it seemingly last the whole battle.

You're right, it was a cool new thing in the movie, but it would be just as great spread out across an entire season.
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>>101204700
Then start doing push ups and pull ups for you're waifu.
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would you a 3D witch?
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>>101215328
why is Trude so strong
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>>101215485

Strength is key to absconding with little sisters.
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>>101215424
Y-yes
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>>101216070
....Bischu?
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I want to impregnate Nipa.
It'd be so nice to cuddle up to a warm and soft Nipa...
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>>101216556
Fuck off and stop being so annyoing.
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>>101216451
The master voice behind this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfnRsQ6LrVA
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>>101216590
>fuck off
Nah
Nipa is eternal
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>>101217106
Lewd.
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>>101217106
This Nipa will last for thousand years!!
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>>101215328
Don't assume that everyone wants to see them as "air infantry". I think most want them as cute girls who happen to be holding big guns.
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>>101209732
Your gif seems incomplete.
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Which witch makes the best waifu?
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>>101218821
Waifus don't work that way.

Love doesn't work that way.
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No one is talking about how Humikane is tricking dumb otako into joining the military with cute little girls and how hilarious it is
http://otanews.livedoor.biz/archives/51954760.html
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>>101219258
Because it's old news.
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>>101218821
WPguy
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>>101219303
Than I'm late for the party
Anyone know if it actually got more candidates?
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>>101219482
She looks like she doesn't even care about being impaled
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>>101219482
Eh, probably nothing special.

They do all kinds of animu-related cutesy stuff, Humikane's illustrations are far from unique.
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>>101209125
>>101209189
>>101209239
Noice.
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>>101219570
>Humikane's illustrations are far from unique
That's true but I guessed his name is what would have made a bigger impression since his main anime are war related
>>101219564
No one ever does
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>>101204700
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>>101214255
The only reason they had so many weapons and ammo was because imoutos were in danger so Barkhorn flipper her lid and grabbed every weapon on the base. What's really funny is if the base had been attacked they would have been defenseless.
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I'm assuming you guys know exactly what you are talking about, what are the best sub groups for strike witches?
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>>101221397
Underwater or Coalgirls. They're really the only two but either's fine.

Or if you want to go hard more read the moonrunes.
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>>101221397
Coalgirls for the anime and underwater for the movie
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>>101221620
>>101221625
cool, I like those guys anyway
I was using like joseole99 and Daman or some shit for the series
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Which witch is best to stay at home with on raining days and why is it pic related?
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>>101202364
I visited my onee-san today and she had her hair tied up on twintails just like Trude's, pretty much same hair color too. (Only bit shorter though.)
I couldn't help but smile every time I thought of this.
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>>101222140
>mexican subs
You can't sick any lower
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>>101227454
pixel art time?
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>>101227733
Only dot is good
I forgot who made them
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>>101227454
>>101227733
>>101227888
All of these make me want to replay Sonic 2.
Pls. post more of the best pairing.
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>>101227888
>Only dot is good
Strong disagree.
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>>101228036
>black blond Trude
Oh god my eyes
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>>101228129
Looks like Triela from GSG.
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>>101228294
I still don't like it
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>>101228129
Cutest SW pairing.
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>>101230045
But that's not Jane and Dominica.
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>>101230045
Tired as shit
Keep the love alive you guys
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>>101230045
true.dat
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>>101221397
>>101221620
>>101221625
>>101222140
The only problem with Underwater is they mistranslated Nipa's nickname as "useless" isntead of "jinxed".. which is a pretty big difference all things considered.
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>>101230976
That's cause Underwater's movie has more seeds
I'm seeding it myself maybe for that reason
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>>101231324
Am I misunderstanding something, or are you seeding them because they mistranslated something? Pretty weird.
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>>101231456
Because he is correct on how useless she is
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>>101231456
I think he was referring to human error known as group mentality?

It has more seeds in the first place, so he also seeds it.
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>>101231595
I don't want to hear that from someone who likes professional whores. Nipa is a very talented witch, she is just unlucky.. which makes her very moe indeed.
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>>101231758
This coming from a long rat?
It's okay Anon you can still redeem yourself and start loving the right nobles
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>>101231975
I just don't like the thought of loving a witch that has already been physically loved by hundreds of men.
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Would you rather serve under Perrine or Prinzessin?
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>>101232060
That seems a fair argument but remember that I'm just poking fun with you Anon and I love both you an Nipa
I can sympathize with her suffering and that's a big reason why I also like her

>>101232276
Obvious answer
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>>101232276
Tough choice, both are pretty shit. But I guess Perrine if only because she's unpopular enough to be fairly unused.
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>>101232276

Prinzessin, if by serve under you mean get stepped on by.
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>>101232610
>>101232456

Let's say you're a refugee of the war and you come to a split in the road while looking for a new place to stay, one road leads you to Karlsland where you will end up serving under Prinzessin while the other leads you to Perrine's orphanage.
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>>101233091
Nothing good will come out of there
I would get a compass and go north
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>>101233363

North is occupied by nueroi.
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>>101233482
>no marvelous snow witches
Fuck me
Then Perrine since I know more french than german
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>>101233091

Isn't Prinzessin's unit based in Gallia?
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Getting sleep since love is slow tonight
Maybe I'll catch tomorrow
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>>101234253

Post witches sleeping.
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>>101233091
Those options are pretty bad. What if I just go back to the neuroi?
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>>101236200

I want to dangle a tiny bit of string in front of Sanya just to see if she bats at it.
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Sleeping witches are a miracle of the universe.
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>>101237816

I wonder what Nao would read before bed?
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>>101236975

That sounds fun.

I want to try and get Perrine to chase around a laser pointer.
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>>101238119

What happens if we expose her to cat nip.

Yeah, yeah, I know catnip didn't exist in WW2 but let's imagine it did.
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>>101239074
I always imagine stuffy girls like Perrine get frisky when 'under the influence' of one thing or another.
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>>101239463

>Frisky Perrine.

Do want.
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>>101239578
She'd probably start off acting like she wasn't doing anything peculiar, or maybe not even realize it.
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Thread is slow.

Posting best couple.
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>>101237816

I know a witch who knows sleeping.
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>>101240241

Erica knows sleeping like...
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>>101240339
Someone who sleeps a lot.
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>>101240339

Yoshika knows breasts?
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>>101240771
Valid comparison.
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>>101240819

I want to get drunk and rank the 501s breasts with Yoshiak.

>>101240771
>>101240339

Barkhorn knows imoutos.
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>>101240908
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>>101240960

Did she take Heidi's innocence? That monster.
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>>101241046
Yoshika's words two seconds after encountering Heidi and only three before their first contact.
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>>101240960
Boobymarie.
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>Truth
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>>101241280
Teacher Minna would like to point out that this is a factually incorrect statement.

While there is a possibility of many liking Perrine it is statistically impossible for everyone to like her.
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>>101241280
I don't.

Your "truth" has been proven wrong.
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>>101241350

I want Minna to teach me German.
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>>101241280
Only with short hair.
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>>101241280

Perrine looks better with long hair, this is absolute truth.
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>>101243294
Are you gay or a girl?
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>>101243358
Did you quote the wrong post?
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>>101243468
No, I quoted the correct post, which said "Perrine looks better with long hair, this is absolute truth.".
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>>101243358

I am just a man who thinks long hair is best hair.

Never really been into short hair on women.
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>>101243907
And how would that make anyone gay or a girl?

Quite the contrary, short hair is commonly considered more masculine.
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>>101244145
>And how would that make anyone gay or a girl?
Because both of these variations of people like long hair. Enlightened straight males prefer it short.
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>>101244346
Oh alright, you're some kind of extreme faggot pathetically trying to force your opinions on others. Sorry, I assumed better.

PS. I like short hair better
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>>101244446
Sorry, I just like trying to force my opinion on others ;_;.
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Don't mind me, I'm just being best witch.
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Short hair is the best, but that doesn't mean it's the best for every girl.
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>>101245835
Strange, I haven't seen a "do it for her" image for prinzessin.
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>>101245835

Would happily serve under.

How would she punish me if Prinzessin caught me in a compromising position with Heidi?
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I want to serve under Marseille in Africa. During the day, she would force me to training until I collapse, in the night, I can cuddle with her as a reward.
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>>101243996
I used to be put off by short hair when I was tasteless.

Since then my tastes have broadened and refined, and not only do I now find myself significantly more attracted to girls with shorter hair, I also find myself fetishizing girls sporting conventionally ugly hairdo's, or in some rare cases no hair at all.
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>>101248111
Glad to hear that you have discovered the superiority of short hair.

Have you yet understood the way of perfect hair; fluffiness?
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Let's settle this once and for all, which witch has best short hair?
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>>101249258
Yuno and Raisa and Nipa and Laura and Sanya and Keiko and Nao and Takeko and ...

You get the idea, yes? Everyone except OVA Yoshika
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>>101249258
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>>101249258

Raisa or Nipa.
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Best short hair? Keiko
Best boobs? Keiko
Best witch? Keiko
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>>101249258
No contest. Embrace the perfection of the fluffiest!
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Why is Trude's voice so arousing?
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>>101250574
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>>101250710
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>>101250615

It just is.

Trude is also a fantastic singer.
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You walk into a club and find Trude and Shirley having a sing off. You're vote is the one last vote which would determined the outcome.

Who do you vote for?
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>>101252220

Now that's difficult, but I'd go for Trude. You don't see her happy very much so I'd do anything to make her smile.

I'd buy both of them a drink of course.
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>>101253365

Who would get drunk faster, Shirley or Trude?>>101253365
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>>101252220
>You're vote
>would determined

Please stop, I'm getting a headache.
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>>101253491

Trude I guess. She might be used to true german beer, but Shirley seems to have way more experience with alcohol in general.

I want to get drunk and cuddle with them.
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>>101253822
You're telling me Shirley is a drunkard?
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>>101253822

Drunk cuddling is best cuddling.

Trude's smile is a miracle of the universe.

>>101253572

I had just woken up and was still sleepy when I wrote that. Please forgive me.
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>>101253881

She's american.

Her only characteristics are:

1) She is loud
2) She eats hamburgers
3) She dresses like a slut
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How can you possibly say you love your witch waifu when you can;t even speak her native language?
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>>101254186

Ich Liebe Dich.

There you go and now Gertrude is mine.
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>>101254186
Я тебя люблю is all i need to know.
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>>101254186

Fluent in german, never studied it. thanks to german tv channels and late night anime on mtv.
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>>101254186
But I love all the witches. I'm going to start learning every single language they speak.

and my waifu isn't a witch
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Anyone else want to hear Gertrude read Faust?
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>>101254186
But I already do
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>>101254186

Your favourite witch will never teach you her native language while you bond closely over it.
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>>101254630
>>101254396
How can you possibly say you love your witch waifu when you can't even fluently speak her native language?
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>>101254841
>start learning every single language they speak
aniki please teach me how to do so
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>>101255557
>>101254186

but theyre all speaking japanese.

even when they are alone, they still speak japanese... even though they are based in england
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>>101255665
I always make it so that they're speaking English in my head, because it makes almost no sense otherwise seeing as how there are 3 Germans, a Finn, a Russian, an Italian, 2 English speakers, a French girl and 2 Japanese speakers.

If you go by most spoken they should all probably speak German or English since Perrine probably speaks decent English due to the French-English connection.

Japanese makes about the least sense out of all of them.

Pic is not really related to anything, I just like Lynne.
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>>101256162

Damn, cuddling with Lynette looks like it would be great.
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Shirley wins the bagfight.
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>>101256225
Yup, that's one of the big reasons I like her, I'm naturally tactile and cuddly by nature so we'd get along great I feel.
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>>101256281
I can pretend to be Lynette just for you anon
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>>101256264

Why where they in a bag in the first place?
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>>101256351
To fight.
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>>101256342
Hmm, tempting.

But can you do this?
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I feel like a male Lynne sometimes.

>English.
>Good at house work.
>Zero confidence.
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>>101256666
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>>101256711
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

you're even making yoshika confused
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>>101256666
citation needed
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>>101256740
Here, have emergency boobs.
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>>101256904
Sakamoto can be a guy, no problem. Nothing changes. (S)he's so asexual either way.
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>>101257096
Not when she gets drunk.
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>>101257096
Yes yes?
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>>101257241
Considering her lack of chest that still looks like regular Hartmann.

Well, I mean regular-witch Hartmann.
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>>101257289
Back to square one.
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Actually, would the warlock-version of the witches just be their archtypes?

Except Sanya.

....

Find this now WPG.
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>>101257316
wut
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I want WP guy to stop killing the love.
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>>101257345
I'm not seeing it.
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>>101257405
Hiding behind a thin veil of lies.
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>>101257422
The face is too masculine. Sanya is probably the most effeminate witch. I'd expect a wiz to be small and delicate.
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>>101257516
>The face is too masculine.
dot dot dot
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>>101257516
>small and delicate
And so is my dick whenever these homo pics gets posted
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>>101257536
Let me put it this way, I have an effeminate face so I could pull off a better Sanya than that pic. It just doesn't look like her if she was a male.
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>>101257611
So you're telling me that a girl is supposed to look like a girl when changed to a man.
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>>101257516
>Sanya is probably the most effeminate witch.
Of course; she's the only one whose archetype doesn't have a dick.

based soviets.
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>>101257658
a girl that's changed to girl should look like a girl when she's changed to boy, right? right
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>>101257756
What
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>>101257756
Anon uses Confuse on WP guy!

>>101257785
It's super effective!
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Marseille is really pretty and all but I can't fap to her because I'm not sexually attracted to her somehow.
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>>101258476

How can you not be sexually attracted to Marseille? She's got the perfect body.
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>>101258476
Why must you fap
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>>101258531
I know that, I even agree that her body is perfect. Her hair too but I just don't get aroused.
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>>101258568
It's my duty.
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>>101258612
Please teach me your ways, sensei
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>>101254186

They speak English!
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How would you go about catching your favourite witches attention? Best i've got is to be seen reading a translated book from her country then we can get talking about original version and English version hopefully.

That MIGHT work with Minna i'm guessing.
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>>101259410
"Hey Erica you want to go eat chocolate?"
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>>101259525

Would you pay? I wonder how much chococlate was during war time.
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>>101259598
Like a nickle unless you wanted super rich stuff.
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>>101259598
If it's anywhere other than the US I'd say expensive.
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>>101259598
>>101259627

I'll go back with all my future money and buy a house made of candy.
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>>101259775

Future currency is useless to use as past currency. Do you know anything about time travel?
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>>101259775
Your future money would be worth nothing since they used different money back then.
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Actually if you bought gold then it would probably work, EMT.
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>>101259775

I get the feeling if you showed Erica Charlie and the Chocolate Factory she would love it.
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>>101259847

They won't take Visa? What a bunch of cheapskates.

>>101259954

That's the best idea i've heard all day.
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>>101260199
>Visa
Of course not. It's not a Mastercard.

You're solution would be this >>101259868
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>>101260199

Just make sure it's the correct version and not the Depp version. I think she would love that film.
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>>101260276
I'd love to see someone walk in a shop with a bag of gold and say "Give me all your chocolate".

>>101260315
Everyone loves Gene Wilder.
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Where would you take your ideal witch on a date?
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>>101260591
There's actually a candy factory in my town and I know some people that work there. I might be able to pull a few strings and get a tour for Erica.
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Well it's about time to dream of witches. Hopefully when I wake up this will be here. Night bros.
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>>101260591

There's not a whole lot around here. Going down to Yellowstone for a few days and being lazy and leisurely touring the park could be a lot of fun, but that's a bit more than a 'date'.
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>>101260591

Take Barkhorn to the RAF museum which wouldn't be that hard of a challenge considering it's not a long flight where I live and show her around the local military museum.
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I love girls wearing white shirts
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>>101202438

I always see that text with an SD Nipa in these threads. Not sure why.
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>>101262558

That's specific, but I see what you mean.
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best witch
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>>101262776

You trying to imply something m8?
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Why are Strike Dykes so cute?
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What would you do to see Trude smiling?

I would do anything
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>>101254186
Yo hablo un poquito espanol.
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>>101263103

Free Karlsland? Cure Chris? Give her a slap?
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>>101263103
Show her my dick.
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>>101262558

I find it arousing as hell for some reason.

Especially DAT Gertrude.
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>Haven't been on /a/ for several years
>Come here a monthly basis to see some friends I made on strike witches threads to see if I could reestablish my connections with them
>No sign of anyone

I know they have moved on but I can't, so I keep on coming here.

irc bros where are you god dammit.
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>>101262627

shi-ne can mean die in Fusoland.

Nipa is unlucky.
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>>101262776
FUCK YEAH
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>>101263343
Around.
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>>101263349
Goddammit Trude stop being so perfect.
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>>101263216
That's the face she makes because she thinks it's cute.
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>>101263630

The drive for little sisters is a perfect character flaw.
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http://www.kadokawa.co.jp/lnovel/bk_detail.php?pcd=321209000040
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I just watched the first two episodes.

Does it ever get explained why only little girls get to be witches?
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>>101267647
They'll lose their powers when they're 20
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>>101267706
but that's wrong
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>>101267647
Because no one wants to watch old hags that wear no pants fly around
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>>101268890
I do
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>>101267706
they don't lose their powers when they're 20, their powers just weaken to the point where they lose combat efffectiveness.
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Why exactly don't we use helma.org ?
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>>101270334

These kind of threads can't really exist on a dedicated forum.
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>>101270486

where do they find these baby sized mg42s?
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>latest Witch of Aurora is out
>It adapts the backstory where Hasse gets shot down and Nipa gets her shit together and saves the whole unit

Man fuck Nyantype.
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>>101270752
We'll get the scans eventually, give it time.
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>>101270807
Tank scans maybe. But god knows how many months before the first one comes out and if it will even get scanned in the first place.
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>>101270951
>Nipa gets her shit together

Nipa, shown in a rare instance where she isn't sucking or crashing.
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>>101271138
>Nipa, shown in a rare instance where she isn't sucking
Lewd.
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>>101271201
You made Hasse proud you Jinxed slut of a ferret
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>>101263343
I guess most stopped namefagging
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>>101270717

I want to know where they find the six foot long ones all the figures have.
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>>101272012

I want to get drunk with Marseille, sing old german songs with her and fall asleep on her soft breasts.
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>>101272910
>soft breasts.
Do you think they sag already?
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>>101273225

They weren't, aren't and will never by saggy!
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>>101272910
But she's not soft
S2 showed that she's the sharpest
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>>101274316
Shapeliest, not sharpest.
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>>101274753
Nigga what?
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Retire and start a family together when?
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>>101259410
I'd just drag her to my room (possibly against her will) and fuck her without any sort of foreplay because I'm not пидор.
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Love is dead.
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>>101278481
DEAD
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>>101278508
Embarrassed Eila is a miracle of the universe
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>possibly against her will
I don't think so pal
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>>101279418
She's Russian. She likes being beaten up and fucked and it's part of her culture.
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>>101279964
But I don't like it
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>>101279964
I'll beat the shit out of you, if you speak about Sanya that way. Гандон.
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>>101280251
You don't have to.

>>101280830
Come at me, you will regret it.
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>>101270032
Thank you

I watched a few more episodes.
I am not supposed to like this show for the plot, right?
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>>101281106
*Unsheats katana*
You will regret this, hmph
One swift strike nad u got gowned

nothign personell, kid
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>>101281106
>you don't have to
Anon either take my boypussy or stop talking shit about pure maidens
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>>101281106
>you will regret it.
I will slap you so silly, that you're mum won't be able to recognize you're waifu anymore, Thad.

>>101281204
>I am not supposed to like this show for the plot, right?
Not the anon you were talking to, but you can enjoy it for everything.
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Are you drunk yet?
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>>101281361
Yes, I am.
Are the witches drunk yet?
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>>101279964
You think I won't slap you?
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How come witches don't have boyfriends? 501st has Minna but what about the others?
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>>101282857
Magic runs on lesbianism.
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>>101282857
Wilma is married to an older guy.
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>>101282857
Because Minna wants all the men for herself
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>>101283017
So Lynne's going to be an aunt so?
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>>101283017
Would you rather be 50 and with Wilma or young and with no witch but with the possibility?
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>>101282857
They aren't sluts.
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>>101283887
Each has a single boyfriend so not slut.
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>>101283772
Would take that shot in the dark since it's better than the chance we have now
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>>101270334
>helma.org

I looked this up and all I saw I was a javascript environment? What does that have to do with SW?

Oh, do you mean helma.us? Woah, didn't know there was a SW imageboard. It's even named after best witch, glad to see the creator has taste.

>>101257241
>>101256711

Holy shit, 10/10, would go homo for but I'm already a bifag so it would be redundant

Best SW genderswap is this one of Heinrike, however. Which I can't post, unfortunately, unless I wanna get permabanned for breaking the NFSW and the no loli/shota rule. Also, it's actually a photoshop of a Null picture and I dunno 4chan's rules on that.
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>>101284441
I know that image.

I know the penis you're referring to.
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>>101284500
You're saying you recognize that bulge?
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>>101283772
Shota and Rudel.
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>>101282857
When you're that high up and important in the world, few people are going to be able to satisfy you. It's even worse in Strike Witches because almost no men are witches meaning that any boyfriend would be a pathetic mundane in comparison to the Strike Witch in question.

Life must be good if you're one of the very few male witches, a Strike Witch would probably want to get with you WAY more than she would a mundane man.
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>>101284441
Don't post. Don't even link.
Actually, don't talk anymore of this genderswapped bullshit. Witches are too pure for that.
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>>101284528
It ain't a bulge, son. Full on shota penis.
>>101284616
Stop liking what I don't like.
Stop not liking what I like.
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>>101283772
I don't like Wilma so the latter option please.
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>>101284528
There is no bulge.

It's just shota!Heinrike (and I mean it is literally just her with a dick and no boobs, "he" looks completely like a chick") with an erection, coquettishly pawing at you. Hot as fuck if you're a trapfag/shotacon like me. The editing is really good, it looks practically like Null drew it himself.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1867712

>that useless bandage
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>>101284684
You sound like Ronery.
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>>101284616
>Sperging this much over one little post in a thread of nearly 400

Having autism must be hard for you.
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>>101284834
You're making a big deal about a penis on 4chan. It's not like I've never seen one or a thousand.
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>>101284441
>helma.us
They don't like me when I talk about Helma's delicious piss
>>101284834
You're disgusting
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>>101285071
>Helma's delicious piss

Well, at least we can see eye-to-eye on one thing, /a/non.
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>>101285071
>>101285140
Jesus titty-fucking Christ I thought there was only one of you.
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>>101285140
It's one thing to have her sweet hot piss all over my body but having a tiny dick close to me is where I draw the line
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>>101284026
They are sluts if they have a boyfriend before they're 20.
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>>101285730
wat
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Ugh, I'm having a heartburn from all the Rum.
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>>101285071
I prefer Eila's. I bet it tastes semi-dry unlike Erica's which would be extra-dry. The witch with sweetest pee after Helma is probably Perrine.
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>>101285071
>They don't like me when I talk about Helma's delicious piss
What do they even talk about then?
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>>101285860
>semi-dry
dude what?
I don't think that's how urine works
>>101286054
Not quite sure but half of it is Nipa
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>>101286201
I works just like wine.
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>>101286201
>Not quite sure but half of it is Nipa
I can confirm this.
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>>101286319
So you drink your witch's urine from a glass wanting to be classy
I was imagining laying on the floor while she tries to piss on my mouth while making eye contact and see how embarrassed and unconfortable she gets
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Christ on a cracker, can we please go back to posting bishie witches?
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>>101286898
Exactly. I'll take Perrine for lunch and Eila for supper.
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>>101287008
How can you love your witch if you won't even drink her piss?
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>>101287174
By buying her shit and fucking her, that's how.
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>>101287196
That's it
Step out side Anon I'm on my way to your house
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>>101286898
>>101286319
>>101286201
>>101286054
>>101285860
>>101285298
>>101285140
>>101285071
Please stop this.
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>>101287322
get at me dawg
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>>101286844
>helma.us
>Talk about Nipa
I MUST GO
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>>101287342
But it was you that showed me how delicious she is
You made me what I am today
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>>101287445
Nigga do you really think I won't fight a manchild like you?
I once punched a baby in the face so you best not test me
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>>101287770
>I'm going to fight
>Naw jk, I'm a bitch
ur a shit and so is you're waifu
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>>101287597
Not a day has gone by that I don't regret it.

But I'll take responsibility. I'll be Helma's protector from now on.
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>>101287904
>and so is you're waifu
woah

WOAH.
Calm your horses, son. We don't go there, here.
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>>101288110
bitch I do lift. Get your ass out here and let's go.
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>>101287904
I usually don't wish harm to people but I want you to die in a fire and you're waifu to drown in /a/non's semen
Also polite go fuck yourself
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>>101288170
Imagine drowning in /a/non's semen.
What a terrible way to drown.
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>>101288047
You won't be able to protect her forever and I want y-you~ to piss on me
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>>101288170
you're waifu looks like a man.
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>>101288346
You best get glasses boy
At least mine doesn't look like a shit unlike you'res
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>>101288346
>>101288170
Stop insulting eachothers waifus. That's like insulting eachothers mothers.
You don't do that. How petty.
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>>101288508
WPG a shit
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>>101288574
Well yeah.
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>>101288508
I didn't start this war but I'm in too deep for my autism to back down now
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>>101288489
>>101288508
Sorry
Can we be friends again?
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>>101288342
I'm not pissing on anyone. Don't want to set a bad example for Helma.
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>>101288711
Only if you promise not to talk shit about others waifu
Also fuck WPguy he doesn't even keep the same waifu for more than a week
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>>101284441
>helma.us
>named after best witch
You're wrong. It's named after a dead meme.
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>>101288862
What? Holo has been my waifu for like 6 years.
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>>101288956
>Korbo
WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THESE THREADS??
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>>101289024
I enjoy these threads. I've been in the spice and wolf threads since forever too.
They are the only two threads I go to.
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>>101288862
I do it but it's just for fun. They're all perfect.
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>>101289024
Sorry to break it to you, but many of us actually have waifus outside SW.
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>>101289063
Admittedly I never watched it. Looked too furry for me.
inb4 "SW is furry"
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>>101288832
I'd do anything to devour that little yellow piece of german candy
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>>101289130
Then leave.
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>>101289130
My witchfu gets a lot more attention unfortunately.
My girl isn't popular these days and doesn't have any good merchandise for sale.
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>>101289130
W-what? What is happening to my SW threads?
Am I alone here?
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>>101289197
Because I've had a waifu for longer than SW has existed? Nah, I don't think so.
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>>101289275
>not having a witch waifu
What are you even doing with your life?
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>>101289267
Your waifu is a commie.
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>>101289325
>>101289081
I know samefagging when I see it
You're hating cause you love
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>>101289318
>not having the same waifu for over a decade
No, what are YOU doing with your life?
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>>101289418
Not having shit tastes, that's what.
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>>101289382
S-shut up, faggot.
That was obvious and you're right.
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Can't anyone see the master plan to kill the love?
>Striking now that the Marseillefags are all drunk and can't post
>Linking helma.us and say there's Nipa so the clueless Nipafags all go there
>Reveal that WPguy doesn't have a witchfu and convince the rest of the thread that nearly one does
Guys we are stronger than this and we can't let the love die like this
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>>101289794
Don't be silly. The only thing that can kill love is inactivity, and it's very much active right now.
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>>101289794
The hate is alive and well. I'm really jacked up on caffiene and I want to argue, bitch, and fight. You're waifu a shit. Fuck everything.
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>>101289894
You're just being tsundere~
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>>101289894
You're a nice person and your waifu a good girl!
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>>101289955
I'd be less tsun if my fucking figure had come in today. But since there's a lack of love in my body I am going to have outbursts and be pissed off at everyone.

I'll have my mail order Erica tomorrow, r-right guys? ;_;
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>>101289888
Somehow you're right but I still find it weird that this guy summoned a wide Trude
>>101209125
>>101209189
>>101209239
And that it's still somehow WPguys fault
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>>101290098
>tomorrow, r-right guys?
Pic related
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>>101290278
I hope so.
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>>101290433
I still hate your guts thou
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>>101290433
I hate yours too, /a/non. That's why I come back here everyday.
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>>101290679
Almost feels like an abusive relationship we can't walk out on cause we have nowhere else to go
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>>101290118
I take the blame for everything and I'm fine with it.
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>>101291103
>taking the fall for everything
>willingly
It's not the first time you died for our sins
Wallpaper guy confirmed for loving the thread the most
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>>101290979
I just like being angry. Let's never stop fighting~
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>>101291493
Deal you fag d-double nazi
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>>101291833
>deal you
wat
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>>101291967
"Deal, you fag d-double nazi", I would assume.

Zero punctuation is bad influence.
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>>101291967
>deal, you
As in "it's a deal"
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>>101291833
>pinko calls someone a nazi
You both lack FREEDOM.
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>>101292079
Fair enough
CAPTCHA: warultu punctation

>>101292095
Karlsland Über Alles Mutter Ficher
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>>101292095
What's that?
Can't fit anymore burgers in your boobs?
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>>101292504
What's that?
Uncle Joe died?
How Tragic.
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>>101292817
Well ugh you... Shit I know nothing about Freedom
Not even Russian so that's hardly anything on me
I'm sorry thou
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>Not partly enjoying the Strike Witches for the fact that the nations of the world are united to stop the threat of the Neuroi

Cut this arguing out guys.
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>>101293138
You know right after the Neuroi were defeated they went right back to fighting, right?
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>>10129319
Well yes. But the witches don't.
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>>101293138
But what happens when they do beat the Neuroi? Back to fighting, for war is in our blood.
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What are they listening to?
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>>101293561
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo

I'm sorry.
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>>101293730
I fucking knew it.
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>>101293561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcxRmXGniek

Good music.
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>>101293561
Well not listening to the Hime Uta 3 and 4 that's for sure So have 5 playing
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>>101293810
I can't help it. The constant links to that "song" have left me broken. Now I'm but a soulless husk spreading the suffering.
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What about Sanya when she's alone?
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>>101294038
She uses her antennas and catches a classical radio station or maybe some smooth jazz
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>>101294328
>12 year old girl
>good music
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>>101294472
>14 thou
Like they had bad music at the time
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>>101294646
Why is she carrying around a Panzerfaust?
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>>101294742
Because her Fliegerhammer got turned into a ghettoblaster?
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>>101294646
She looks 12 though, how would I know?

>Like they had bad music at the time
Maybe not, but she would listen to Orussian bard music and war songs, not complex music for adults.
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>>101294834
>not having a kickin' sound system insider her Fleigerhammer
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
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>>101294961
>not complex music for adults
She played Lili Marleen on the piano while Minna sang
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>>101294472
>no peer pressure to listen to teenager pop music unless eila listens to shit like that
Why wouldn't she listen to good music?
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>>101295208
Doesn't mean she likes it, just that someone enrolled her in a piano school when she was young.
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>>101295368
She said how much she loved listening to her dad play. I'd say she loves it.
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>>101295451
People say stupid shit they don't really mean all the time.
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>>101295518
Your position is getting really weak now, anon.
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>>101295518
You are stupid ass mother fucker, you know that?
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>>101295368
>says and shows that she loves the music her dad made and that she wants to play her dad's songs again
Did you even watched the show?
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>>101295518
You think this is funny? Some kind of game?
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>>101295599
My point is children usually don't like good music.
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Why are you guys fighting about the only canon angel?
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>>101296340
She's nude, what a whore.
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>>101296406
How could she be, when she clearly doesn't even have a vag〇〇?
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>>101296406
You shut your whore mouth
Angels don't need clothes
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>>101296544
So if I believe myself to be an angel I can just walk around naked without any respect to morals? She looks so much better with clothes on anyway.
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>>101296694
Yeah, you do that. Go ahead and do it right now.
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>>101296340
>only canon angel
What about Perrine?
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>>101296694
You're not a canon angel Anon so you'll go to jail
And agreed she does look better
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What a thread.
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>>101296968
Not canon
>>101296985
You're late for the party
Also whos new thread?
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>>101297094
But she helped so many children!
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>>101297140
"Help" is a strong word
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>>101296985
We've gone over Sanya's taste in music, oddly homoerotic genderswaps of SW characters, and the piss of witches.

This is honestly a highly entertaining thread in my opinion. More so than most /a/ threads.
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>>101297245
And not having witch waifus and talking shit about those who have witch waifus
It was indeed fun
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>>101297094

Can't miss that mid-afternooon nap.

I think it's about time for the late-afternoon one now.
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>>101297245
>>101297342
Average love thread.

We're just missing some anti-yuri posters and a bit of /k/ discussion about ww2 era planes&weapons.
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>>101297437
And too bad we missed the want to impregnate Nipa and Hanna spams near the end
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>>101297531
Wait, "near the end"? Oh shit, we're over bump limit again!

New thread:
>>101297654
>>101297654
>>101297654
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>>101297531
I lready posted I wanted to impregnate Nipa earlier in the thread



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