Alive and nearly well
Wide Trude edition
Why not handsome witch?
Fuck yes it's time for Barkhorn to shine.
Fucking Stalin. Delete that shit. No boys allowed.
You will never be 7 layers Stalin cool
Jelly of Stalin-chan ?
Zun please go we don't like 2hou
I think Reisen would make a good witch.
>Nipa and Heidi
Humikane approved! Superior Karlsland-Suomus engineering!
Flustered Trude is best Trude.
They already fly and shot shit everywhere
Maybe would be a better Neuroi
They're both soft and lonely
I don't see why it won't work
Keep the Trude coming.
If only Nipa would let go of Eila she'd have plenty of takers. SashaNipa OTP
Junko confirmed for having a role in one of the two SW projects?
Well she was on S2
When will she lose it and start kidnapping little sisters?
Didn't know that Gertrud is playing KanColle.
That just makes me imagine Trude talking like a sassy black woman who don't need no man. I kind of like it.
What? No get the fuck out
She is shy maiden at heart
Friday night is upon us.
Like friday nights aren't to get drunk while talking and crying about witches
And ruining the mic on the sing threads
Do SW anons go to r/a/dio?
Nope just go to the /a/ sings
why is this show so full of love
No show has done more to inspire love and camaraderie in the hearts of men.
I want Trude to cum on my face
ONLY needs Eila (Best Girl!!)
people who were enemies once know come together to masturbate in unity to their heroes
That devastating feeling of uselessness when youre waifu can do pull-ups with one left arm, and you can't pull yourself up even once using both.
Fuck you man
That scene was the best
>fapping to witches
But you're wrong pal
She could dominate and rape you with one arm
I can do the same to me with one arm
God no, I hate both the threads and the djs.
>not using both
I just listen to the SW soundtrackalone on my PC
I'm not a machine
>the first time I want to be Yoshika
You have us silly
I want to walk around all day with Trude's cum on my face.
>not wanting to be Yoshika every time
What a faggot
I love you
Why would anyone want to be the worst witch
Oh I don't know maybe cause she has a full harem of witches to fuddle
Still don't see why everyone says it's a penis
Are those Prinzessins' pants
>these haters still exist
Like you could recognize them anywhere
no they are mine
Always have, always will. Yoshika is the worst thing in SW
You just jelly.
should have been a trap
Wait it's not?
It's never too late to have a trap witch
Love is kill you guys
Why are trudefags so annoying?
Was hoping wp guy would kill it
Post the gif.
I'm being a faggot and playing WoW.
An offering to Trude.
>Other trapfags in my strike witches threads
I thought I was the only one.
Trap witch would be amazing, but it'll never happen since most of SW's fans are never gonna want a dude 200 feet within range of their waifu. That and canon never agree on whether or not witches exist. I've seen both "they do, but are extremely rare" and "they don't, ever".
Also I don't think I've ever seen Fumikane draw an important, named male character for ANYTHING, not just Strike Witches.
Wanted to thank this bro.
Do you think his way of dying was better than falling in battle?
No, fuck no.
Really? But he was never defeated and wasn't taken as a prisoner in a shitty country like other pilots.
so i just watched the movie.
jeez, talk about some serious 'power of friendship' handwaving.
She should've stayed as a muggle.
Normal Yoshika was actually pretty cool and badass.
Well you could say his own plane defeated him.
Why? Why didn't she just became a medic like she wanted?
It would have been much better
A bit of a tangent thought, but more squad/weapon specialization in the series would be nice. One of the coolest things in the movie is when Trude and Erica are all loaded down with so much extra equipment and secondary weapons. Witches always seem to be going too light, or everyone in the squadron fills the same role.
Yoshika being a medic, Trude having an autocannon sometimes, everyone having visible combat webbing and ammunition pouches, etc.
>muh tacticool anime
The movie is cool precisely because they didn't do it in the anime.
I fail to see how a little bit of load bearing equipment is "tacticool". They don't have to have full assault packs or anything. Some of the uniforms are kind of far from being military (Lynette) and if it weren't for the big airplane legs and Boys AT rifle you wouldn't much be able to tell they're "air infantry".
Would just feel a lot better than the witches going up with a 75 round patronentrommel and having it seemingly last the whole battle.
You're right, it was a cool new thing in the movie, but it would be just as great spread out across an entire season.
Then start doing push ups and pull ups for you're waifu.
would you a 3D witch?
why is Trude so strong
Strength is key to absconding with little sisters.
I want to impregnate Nipa.
It'd be so nice to cuddle up to a warm and soft Nipa...
Fuck off and stop being so annyoing.
The master voice behind this
Nipa is eternal
This Nipa will last for thousand years!!
Don't assume that everyone wants to see them as "air infantry". I think most want them as cute girls who happen to be holding big guns.
Your gif seems incomplete.
Which witch makes the best waifu?
Waifus don't work that way.
Love doesn't work that way.
No one is talking about how Humikane is tricking dumb otako into joining the military with cute little girls and how hilarious it is
Because it's old news.
Than I'm late for the party
Anyone know if it actually got more candidates?
She looks like she doesn't even care about being impaled
Eh, probably nothing special.
They do all kinds of animu-related cutesy stuff, Humikane's illustrations are far from unique.
>Humikane's illustrations are far from unique
That's true but I guessed his name is what would have made a bigger impression since his main anime are war related
No one ever does
The only reason they had so many weapons and ammo was because imoutos were in danger so Barkhorn flipper her lid and grabbed every weapon on the base. What's really funny is if the base had been attacked they would have been defenseless.
I'm assuming you guys know exactly what you are talking about, what are the best sub groups for strike witches?
Underwater or Coalgirls. They're really the only two but either's fine.
Or if you want to go hard more read the moonrunes.
Coalgirls for the anime and underwater for the movie
cool, I like those guys anyway
I was using like joseole99 and Daman or some shit for the series
Which witch is best to stay at home with on raining days and why is it pic related?
I visited my onee-san today and she had her hair tied up on twintails just like Trude's, pretty much same hair color too. (Only bit shorter though.)
I couldn't help but smile every time I thought of this.
You can't sick any lower
pixel art time?
Only dot is good
I forgot who made them
All of these make me want to replay Sonic 2.
Pls. post more of the best pairing.
>Only dot is good
>black blond Trude
Oh god my eyes
Looks like Triela from GSG.
I still don't like it
Cutest SW pairing.
But that's not Jane and Dominica.
Tired as shit
Keep the love alive you guys
The only problem with Underwater is they mistranslated Nipa's nickname as "useless" isntead of "jinxed".. which is a pretty big difference all things considered.
That's cause Underwater's movie has more seeds
I'm seeding it myself maybe for that reason
Am I misunderstanding something, or are you seeding them because they mistranslated something? Pretty weird.
Because he is correct on how useless she is
I think he was referring to human error known as group mentality?
It has more seeds in the first place, so he also seeds it.
I don't want to hear that from someone who likes professional whores. Nipa is a very talented witch, she is just unlucky.. which makes her very moe indeed.
This coming from a long rat?
It's okay Anon you can still redeem yourself and start loving the right nobles
I just don't like the thought of loving a witch that has already been physically loved by hundreds of men.
Would you rather serve under Perrine or Prinzessin?
That seems a fair argument but remember that I'm just poking fun with you Anon and I love both you an Nipa
I can sympathize with her suffering and that's a big reason why I also like her
Tough choice, both are pretty shit. But I guess Perrine if only because she's unpopular enough to be fairly unused.
Prinzessin, if by serve under you mean get stepped on by.
Let's say you're a refugee of the war and you come to a split in the road while looking for a new place to stay, one road leads you to Karlsland where you will end up serving under Prinzessin while the other leads you to Perrine's orphanage.
Nothing good will come out of there
I would get a compass and go north
North is occupied by nueroi.
>no marvelous snow witches
Then Perrine since I know more french than german
Isn't Prinzessin's unit based in Gallia?
Getting sleep since love is slow tonight
Maybe I'll catch tomorrow
Post witches sleeping.
Those options are pretty bad. What if I just go back to the neuroi?
I want to dangle a tiny bit of string in front of Sanya just to see if she bats at it.
Sleeping witches are a miracle of the universe.
I wonder what Nao would read before bed?
That sounds fun.
I want to try and get Perrine to chase around a laser pointer.
What happens if we expose her to cat nip.
Yeah, yeah, I know catnip didn't exist in WW2 but let's imagine it did.
I always imagine stuffy girls like Perrine get frisky when 'under the influence' of one thing or another.
She'd probably start off acting like she wasn't doing anything peculiar, or maybe not even realize it.
Thread is slow.
Posting best couple.
I know a witch who knows sleeping.
Erica knows sleeping like...
Someone who sleeps a lot.
Yoshika knows breasts?
I want to get drunk and rank the 501s breasts with Yoshiak.
Barkhorn knows imoutos.
Did she take Heidi's innocence? That monster.
Yoshika's words two seconds after encountering Heidi and only three before their first contact.
Teacher Minna would like to point out that this is a factually incorrect statement.
While there is a possibility of many liking Perrine it is statistically impossible for everyone to like her.
Your "truth" has been proven wrong.
I want Minna to teach me German.
Only with short hair.
Perrine looks better with long hair, this is absolute truth.
Are you gay or a girl?
Did you quote the wrong post?
No, I quoted the correct post, which said "Perrine looks better with long hair, this is absolute truth.".
I am just a man who thinks long hair is best hair.
Never really been into short hair on women.
And how would that make anyone gay or a girl?
Quite the contrary, short hair is commonly considered more masculine.
>And how would that make anyone gay or a girl?
Because both of these variations of people like long hair. Enlightened straight males prefer it short.
Oh alright, you're some kind of extreme faggot pathetically trying to force your opinions on others. Sorry, I assumed better.
PS. I like short hair better
Sorry, I just like trying to force my opinion on others ;_;.
Don't mind me, I'm just being best witch.
Short hair is the best, but that doesn't mean it's the best for every girl.
Strange, I haven't seen a "do it for her" image for prinzessin.
Would happily serve under.
How would she punish me if Prinzessin caught me in a compromising position with Heidi?
I want to serve under Marseille in Africa. During the day, she would force me to training until I collapse, in the night, I can cuddle with her as a reward.
I used to be put off by short hair when I was tasteless.
Since then my tastes have broadened and refined, and not only do I now find myself significantly more attracted to girls with shorter hair, I also find myself fetishizing girls sporting conventionally ugly hairdo's, or in some rare cases no hair at all.
Glad to hear that you have discovered the superiority of short hair.
Have you yet understood the way of perfect hair; fluffiness?
Let's settle this once and for all, which witch has best short hair?
Yuno and Raisa and Nipa and Laura and Sanya and Keiko and Nao and Takeko and ...
You get the idea, yes? Everyone except OVA Yoshika
Raisa or Nipa.
Best short hair? Keiko
Best boobs? Keiko
Best witch? Keiko
No contest. Embrace the perfection of the fluffiest!
Why is Trude's voice so arousing?
It just is.
Trude is also a fantastic singer.
You walk into a club and find Trude and Shirley having a sing off. You're vote is the one last vote which would determined the outcome.
Who do you vote for?
Now that's difficult, but I'd go for Trude. You don't see her happy very much so I'd do anything to make her smile.
I'd buy both of them a drink of course.
Who would get drunk faster, Shirley or Trude?>>101253365
Please stop, I'm getting a headache.
Trude I guess. She might be used to true german beer, but Shirley seems to have way more experience with alcohol in general.
I want to get drunk and cuddle with them.
You're telling me Shirley is a drunkard?
Drunk cuddling is best cuddling.
Trude's smile is a miracle of the universe.
I had just woken up and was still sleepy when I wrote that. Please forgive me.
Her only characteristics are:
1) She is loud
2) She eats hamburgers
3) She dresses like a slut
How can you possibly say you love your witch waifu when you can;t even speak her native language?
Ich Liebe Dich.
There you go and now Gertrude is mine.
Я тебя люблю is all i need to know.
Fluent in german, never studied it. thanks to german tv channels and late night anime on mtv.
But I love all the witches. I'm going to start learning every single language they speak.
and my waifu isn't a witch
Anyone else want to hear Gertrude read Faust?
But I already do
Your favourite witch will never teach you her native language while you bond closely over it.
How can you possibly say you love your witch waifu when you can't even fluently speak her native language?
>start learning every single language they speak
aniki please teach me how to do so
but theyre all speaking japanese.
even when they are alone, they still speak japanese... even though they are based in england
I always make it so that they're speaking English in my head, because it makes almost no sense otherwise seeing as how there are 3 Germans, a Finn, a Russian, an Italian, 2 English speakers, a French girl and 2 Japanese speakers.
If you go by most spoken they should all probably speak German or English since Perrine probably speaks decent English due to the French-English connection.
Japanese makes about the least sense out of all of them.
Pic is not really related to anything, I just like Lynne.
Damn, cuddling with Lynette looks like it would be great.
Shirley wins the bagfight.
Yup, that's one of the big reasons I like her, I'm naturally tactile and cuddly by nature so we'd get along great I feel.
I can pretend to be Lynette just for you anon
Why where they in a bag in the first place?
But can you do this?
I feel like a male Lynne sometimes.
>Good at house work.
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
you're even making yoshika confused
Here, have emergency boobs.
Sakamoto can be a guy, no problem. Nothing changes. (S)he's so asexual either way.
Not when she gets drunk.
Considering her lack of chest that still looks like regular Hartmann.
Well, I mean regular-witch Hartmann.
Back to square one.
Actually, would the warlock-version of the witches just be their archtypes?
Find this now WPG.
I want WP guy to stop killing the love.
I'm not seeing it.
Hiding behind a thin veil of lies.
The face is too masculine. Sanya is probably the most effeminate witch. I'd expect a wiz to be small and delicate.
>The face is too masculine.
dot dot dot
>small and delicate
And so is my dick whenever these homo pics gets posted
Let me put it this way, I have an effeminate face so I could pull off a better Sanya than that pic. It just doesn't look like her if she was a male.
So you're telling me that a girl is supposed to look like a girl when changed to a man.
>Sanya is probably the most effeminate witch.
Of course; she's the only one whose archetype doesn't have a dick.
a girl that's changed to girl should look like a girl when she's changed to boy, right? right
Anon uses Confuse on WP guy!
It's super effective!
Marseille is really pretty and all but I can't fap to her because I'm not sexually attracted to her somehow.
How can you not be sexually attracted to Marseille? She's got the perfect body.
Why must you fap
I know that, I even agree that her body is perfect. Her hair too but I just don't get aroused.
It's my duty.
Please teach me your ways, sensei
They speak English!
How would you go about catching your favourite witches attention? Best i've got is to be seen reading a translated book from her country then we can get talking about original version and English version hopefully.
That MIGHT work with Minna i'm guessing.
"Hey Erica you want to go eat chocolate?"
Would you pay? I wonder how much chococlate was during war time.
Like a nickle unless you wanted super rich stuff.
If it's anywhere other than the US I'd say expensive.
I'll go back with all my future money and buy a house made of candy.
Future currency is useless to use as past currency. Do you know anything about time travel?
Your future money would be worth nothing since they used different money back then.
Actually if you bought gold then it would probably work, EMT.
I get the feeling if you showed Erica Charlie and the Chocolate Factory she would love it.
They won't take Visa? What a bunch of cheapskates.
That's the best idea i've heard all day.
Of course not. It's not a Mastercard.
You're solution would be this >>101259868
Just make sure it's the correct version and not the Depp version. I think she would love that film.
I'd love to see someone walk in a shop with a bag of gold and say "Give me all your chocolate".
Everyone loves Gene Wilder.
Where would you take your ideal witch on a date?
wud u a bubi?
There's actually a candy factory in my town and I know some people that work there. I might be able to pull a few strings and get a tour for Erica.
Well it's about time to dream of witches. Hopefully when I wake up this will be here. Night bros.
There's not a whole lot around here. Going down to Yellowstone for a few days and being lazy and leisurely touring the park could be a lot of fun, but that's a bit more than a 'date'.
Take Barkhorn to the RAF museum which wouldn't be that hard of a challenge considering it's not a long flight where I live and show her around the local military museum.
I love girls wearing white shirts
I always see that text with an SD Nipa in these threads. Not sure why.
That's specific, but I see what you mean.
You trying to imply something m8?
Why are Strike Dykes so cute?
What would you do to see Trude smiling?
I would do anything
Yo hablo un poquito espanol.
Free Karlsland? Cure Chris? Give her a slap?
Show her my dick.
I find it arousing as hell for some reason.
Especially DAT Gertrude.
>Haven't been on /a/ for several years
>Come here a monthly basis to see some friends I made on strike witches threads to see if I could reestablish my connections with them
>No sign of anyone
I know they have moved on but I can't, so I keep on coming here.
irc bros where are you god dammit.
shi-ne can mean die in Fusoland.
Nipa is unlucky.
Goddammit Trude stop being so perfect.
That's the face she makes because she thinks it's cute.
The drive for little sisters is a perfect character flaw.
I just watched the first two episodes.
Does it ever get explained why only little girls get to be witches?
They'll lose their powers when they're 20
but that's wrong
Because no one wants to watch old hags that wear no pants fly around
they don't lose their powers when they're 20, their powers just weaken to the point where they lose combat efffectiveness.
Why exactly don't we use helma.org ?
These kind of threads can't really exist on a dedicated forum.
where do they find these baby sized mg42s?
>latest Witch of Aurora is out
>It adapts the backstory where Hasse gets shot down and Nipa gets her shit together and saves the whole unit
Man fuck Nyantype.
We'll get the scans eventually, give it time.
Tank scans maybe. But god knows how many months before the first one comes out and if it will even get scanned in the first place.
>Nipa gets her shit together
Nipa, shown in a rare instance where she isn't sucking or crashing.
>Nipa, shown in a rare instance where she isn't sucking
You made Hasse proud you Jinxed slut of a ferret
I guess most stopped namefagging
I want to know where they find the six foot long ones all the figures have.
I want to get drunk with Marseille, sing old german songs with her and fall asleep on her soft breasts.
Do you think they sag already?
They weren't, aren't and will never by saggy!
But she's not soft
S2 showed that she's the sharpest
Shapeliest, not sharpest.
Retire and start a family together when?
I'd just drag her to my room (possibly against her will) and fuck her without any sort of foreplay because I'm not пидор.
Love is dead.
Embarrassed Eila is a miracle of the universe
>possibly against her will
I don't think so pal
She's Russian. She likes being beaten up and fucked and it's part of her culture.
But I don't like it
I'll beat the shit out of you, if you speak about Sanya that way. Гандон.
You don't have to.
Come at me, you will regret it.
I watched a few more episodes.
I am not supposed to like this show for the plot, right?
You will regret this, hmph
One swift strike nad u got gowned
nothign personell, kid
>you don't have to
Anon either take my boypussy or stop talking shit about pure maidens
>you will regret it.
I will slap you so silly, that you're mum won't be able to recognize you're waifu anymore, Thad.
>I am not supposed to like this show for the plot, right?
Not the anon you were talking to, but you can enjoy it for everything.
Are you drunk yet?
Yes, I am.
Are the witches drunk yet?
You think I won't slap you?
How come witches don't have boyfriends? 501st has Minna but what about the others?
Magic runs on lesbianism.
Wilma is married to an older guy.
Because Minna wants all the men for herself
So Lynne's going to be an aunt so?
Would you rather be 50 and with Wilma or young and with no witch but with the possibility?
They aren't sluts.
Each has a single boyfriend so not slut.
Would take that shot in the dark since it's better than the chance we have now
Oh, do you mean helma.us? Woah, didn't know there was a SW imageboard. It's even named after best witch, glad to see the creator has taste.
Holy shit, 10/10, would go homo for but I'm already a bifag so it would be redundant
Best SW genderswap is this one of Heinrike, however. Which I can't post, unfortunately, unless I wanna get permabanned for breaking the NFSW and the no loli/shota rule. Also, it's actually a photoshop of a Null picture and I dunno 4chan's rules on that.
I know that image.
I know the penis you're referring to.
You're saying you recognize that bulge?
Shota and Rudel.
When you're that high up and important in the world, few people are going to be able to satisfy you. It's even worse in Strike Witches because almost no men are witches meaning that any boyfriend would be a pathetic mundane in comparison to the Strike Witch in question.
Life must be good if you're one of the very few male witches, a Strike Witch would probably want to get with you WAY more than she would a mundane man.
Don't post. Don't even link.
Actually, don't talk anymore of this genderswapped bullshit. Witches are too pure for that.
It ain't a bulge, son. Full on shota penis.
Stop liking what I don't like.
Stop not liking what I like.
I don't like Wilma so the latter option please.
There is no bulge.
It's just shota!Heinrike (and I mean it is literally just her with a dick and no boobs, "he" looks completely like a chick") with an erection, coquettishly pawing at you. Hot as fuck if you're a trapfag/shotacon like me. The editing is really good, it looks practically like Null drew it himself.
>that useless bandage
You sound like Ronery.
>Sperging this much over one little post in a thread of nearly 400
Having autism must be hard for you.
You're making a big deal about a penis on 4chan. It's not like I've never seen one or a thousand.
They don't like me when I talk about Helma's delicious piss
>Helma's delicious piss
Well, at least we can see eye-to-eye on one thing, /a/non.
Jesus titty-fucking Christ I thought there was only one of you.
It's one thing to have her sweet hot piss all over my body but having a tiny dick close to me is where I draw the line
They are sluts if they have a boyfriend before they're 20.
Ugh, I'm having a heartburn from all the Rum.
I prefer Eila's. I bet it tastes semi-dry unlike Erica's which would be extra-dry. The witch with sweetest pee after Helma is probably Perrine.
>They don't like me when I talk about Helma's delicious piss
What do they even talk about then?
I don't think that's how urine works
Not quite sure but half of it is Nipa
I works just like wine.
>Not quite sure but half of it is Nipa
I can confirm this.
So you drink your witch's urine from a glass wanting to be classy
I was imagining laying on the floor while she tries to piss on my mouth while making eye contact and see how embarrassed and unconfortable she gets
Christ on a cracker, can we please go back to posting bishie witches?
Exactly. I'll take Perrine for lunch and Eila for supper.
How can you love your witch if you won't even drink her piss?
By buying her shit and fucking her, that's how.
Step out side Anon I'm on my way to your house
Please stop this.
get at me dawg
>Talk about Nipa
I MUST GO
But it was you that showed me how delicious she is
You made me what I am today
Nigga do you really think I won't fight a manchild like you?
I once punched a baby in the face so you best not test me
>I'm going to fight
>Naw jk, I'm a bitch
ur a shit and so is you're waifu
Not a day has gone by that I don't regret it.
But I'll take responsibility. I'll be Helma's protector from now on.
>and so is you're waifu
Calm your horses, son. We don't go there, here.
bitch I do lift. Get your ass out here and let's go.
I usually don't wish harm to people but I want you to die in a fire and you're waifu to drown in /a/non's semen
Also polite go fuck yourself
Imagine drowning in /a/non's semen.
What a terrible way to drown.
You won't be able to protect her forever and I want y-you~ to piss on me
you're waifu looks like a man.
You best get glasses boy
At least mine doesn't look like a shit unlike you'res
Stop insulting eachothers waifus. That's like insulting eachothers mothers.
You don't do that. How petty.
WPG a shit
I didn't start this war but I'm in too deep for my autism to back down now
Can we be friends again?
I'm not pissing on anyone. Don't want to set a bad example for Helma.
Only if you promise not to talk shit about others waifu
Also fuck WPguy he doesn't even keep the same waifu for more than a week
>named after best witch
You're wrong. It's named after a dead meme.
What? Holo has been my waifu for like 6 years.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THESE THREADS??
I enjoy these threads. I've been in the spice and wolf threads since forever too.
They are the only two threads I go to.
I do it but it's just for fun. They're all perfect.
Sorry to break it to you, but many of us actually have waifus outside SW.
Admittedly I never watched it. Looked too furry for me.
inb4 "SW is furry"
I'd do anything to devour that little yellow piece of german candy
My witchfu gets a lot more attention unfortunately.
My girl isn't popular these days and doesn't have any good merchandise for sale.
W-what? What is happening to my SW threads?
Am I alone here?
Because I've had a waifu for longer than SW has existed? Nah, I don't think so.
>not having a witch waifu
What are you even doing with your life?
Your waifu is a commie.
I know samefagging when I see it
You're hating cause you love
>not having the same waifu for over a decade
No, what are YOU doing with your life?
Not having shit tastes, that's what.
S-shut up, faggot.
That was obvious and you're right.
Can't anyone see the master plan to kill the love?
>Striking now that the Marseillefags are all drunk and can't post
>Linking helma.us and say there's Nipa so the clueless Nipafags all go there
>Reveal that WPguy doesn't have a witchfu and convince the rest of the thread that nearly one does
Guys we are stronger than this and we can't let the love die like this
Don't be silly. The only thing that can kill love is inactivity, and it's very much active right now.
The hate is alive and well. I'm really jacked up on caffiene and I want to argue, bitch, and fight. You're waifu a shit. Fuck everything.
You're just being tsundere~
You're a nice person and your waifu a good girl!
I'd be less tsun if my fucking figure had come in today. But since there's a lack of love in my body I am going to have outbursts and be pissed off at everyone.
I'll have my mail order Erica tomorrow, r-right guys? ;_;
Somehow you're right but I still find it weird that this guy summoned a wide Trude
And that it's still somehow WPguys fault
>tomorrow, r-right guys?
I hope so.
I still hate your guts thou
I hate yours too, /a/non. That's why I come back here everyday.
Almost feels like an abusive relationship we can't walk out on cause we have nowhere else to go
I take the blame for everything and I'm fine with it.
>taking the fall for everything
It's not the first time you died for our sins
Wallpaper guy confirmed for loving the thread the most
I just like being angry. Let's never stop fighting~
Deal you fag d-double nazi
"Deal, you fag d-double nazi", I would assume.
Zero punctuation is bad influence.
As in "it's a deal"
>pinko calls someone a nazi
You both lack FREEDOM.
CAPTCHA: warultu punctation
Karlsland Über Alles Mutter Ficher
Can't fit anymore burgers in your boobs?
Uncle Joe died?
Well ugh you... Shit I know nothing about Freedom
Not even Russian so that's hardly anything on me
I'm sorry thou
>Not partly enjoying the Strike Witches for the fact that the nations of the world are united to stop the threat of the Neuroi
Cut this arguing out guys.
You know right after the Neuroi were defeated they went right back to fighting, right?
Well yes. But the witches don't.
But what happens when they do beat the Neuroi? Back to fighting, for war is in our blood.
What are they listening to?
I fucking knew it.
Well not listening to the Hime Uta 3 and 4 that's for sure So have 5 playing
I can't help it. The constant links to that "song" have left me broken. Now I'm but a soulless husk spreading the suffering.
What about Sanya when she's alone?
She uses her antennas and catches a classical radio station or maybe some smooth jazz
>12 year old girl
Like they had bad music at the time
Why is she carrying around a Panzerfaust?
Because her Fliegerhammer got turned into a ghettoblaster?
She looks 12 though, how would I know?
>Like they had bad music at the time
Maybe not, but she would listen to Orussian bard music and war songs, not complex music for adults.
>not having a kickin' sound system insider her Fleigerhammer
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
>not complex music for adults
She played Lili Marleen on the piano while Minna sang
>no peer pressure to listen to teenager pop music unless eila listens to shit like that
Why wouldn't she listen to good music?
Doesn't mean she likes it, just that someone enrolled her in a piano school when she was young.
She said how much she loved listening to her dad play. I'd say she loves it.
People say stupid shit they don't really mean all the time.
Your position is getting really weak now, anon.
You are stupid ass mother fucker, you know that?
>says and shows that she loves the music her dad made and that she wants to play her dad's songs again
Did you even watched the show?
You think this is funny? Some kind of game?
My point is children usually don't like good music.
Why are you guys fighting about the only canon angel?
She's nude, what a whore.
How could she be, when she clearly doesn't even have a vag〇〇?
You shut your whore mouth
Angels don't need clothes
So if I believe myself to be an angel I can just walk around naked without any respect to morals? She looks so much better with clothes on anyway.
Yeah, you do that. Go ahead and do it right now.
>only canon angel
What about Perrine?
You're not a canon angel Anon so you'll go to jail
And agreed she does look better
What a thread.
You're late for the party
Also whos new thread?
But she helped so many children!
"Help" is a strong word
We've gone over Sanya's taste in music, oddly homoerotic genderswaps of SW characters, and the piss of witches.
This is honestly a highly entertaining thread in my opinion. More so than most /a/ threads.
And not having witch waifus and talking shit about those who have witch waifus
It was indeed fun
Can't miss that mid-afternooon nap.
I think it's about time for the late-afternoon one now.
Average love thread.
We're just missing some anti-yuri posters and a bit of /k/ discussion about ww2 era planes&weapons.
And too bad we missed the want to impregnate Nipa and Hanna spams near the end
Wait, "near the end"? Oh shit, we're over bump limit again!
I lready posted I wanted to impregnate Nipa earlier in the thread