Dosh King Status: Whereabouts Unknown.
>Not linking the video in the OP
Oh man I forgot. Lord of Zeni forgive me.
Daily reminder that Takarada has the biggest dick in Kill La Kill
He's dead, Jim.
All the better to steer the Doutonbori Robo with.
Why is this guy so popular again?
I cleaned up the lines a bit.
If you haven't been paying attention, he has the biggest wad_
Is that why his pants look so roomy?
>tfw we will never see Dotonbori Mark II until the final battle
>Calls Satsuki and her thugs out on their hypocrisy
>Arguably has the best philosophy in the show
>Doesn't rat out his allies even after being defeated and shittalks his enemy with a weapon at his throat
That boy certainly knows how to do up the house, - and he's taking home a pretty tidy paypacket too!
It's funny, this is the first time I can say that the tumblr style makes a character look good.
Because /a/ identify with is physical appearance and his capitalist pig ways.
>tfw you will never make Nonon cum 10 times just by having her ride your dick for two minutes
>Ryuuko helps Nudist Beach rescue Takarada
>He stays out of the picture for the most part as a support
>Later, Ryuuko is fighting Nui and losing when she turns serious
>All hope seems lost, Nui's about to finish her
>Suddenly Takarada comes out of nowhere in the Mk.II and claw-punches Nui through a wall
>He tag-teams with Ryuuko to smash Nui for good
Our king will do what is necessary to win his people back.
>Implying his physical appearance is in any way bad
>Implying capitalism isn't the best form of government
Go back to bed, Marx.
Oh shit it looks so good when colored
Oh man, where'd that copypasta about the yen-shaped nuclear explosion go
You know the one
I love all of these comics
>the Takarada Conglomerate accumulated wealth from a series of male porn careers
>Implying capitalism is a form of government
>Saving a thumbnail
You got me.
I will save you from your poorfag ways, anon.
With everybodies "philosophy" in KlK being so 2 dimentional and hypocritical its nice to see someone point it out. And wop a wad or two while he is at it.
Sure love forced meme time
He is America - The Anime Character.
THIS IS NOW YOUNG TAKARADA THREAD
POST YOUR THEORIES:
- awkward nerd?
- raddest kid on the block?
- golden braces? or regular shark teeth
- crushing on satsuki? nonon?
- childhood adventures go
It's odd. I myself am far left leaning but i love Takarada.
Maybe its because he represents capitalism done right.
Unlike it's realworld application.
Yeah, I don't know why you posted it, though.
fight fire with fire
garden party OVA when
>6yo with golden grill
why is dosh king so radical?
Should have seen this coming.
Did you draw this anon?
Lil' Takarada was one of those kids who had everything thanks to his money, but he'd get hung up on the little things he couldn't have. Like Satsuki's affection. He seems eccentric enough to blow his entire million yen allowance on elaborate gifts and schemes to try and win Satsuki's heart.
Maybe on one of their garden party visits when he was a kid, his family somehow ran into Mako's family and it kindled her love for money at a young age.
Nah, just reposting. I wish.
Should have included some green light.
Headed by a master economist who, instead of hoarding money, freely gives it out in large quantities to anyone willing to follow him; knowing it all flows back up to the top for him to give out again?
Takarada is the king of capitalism; Osaka looked like a free utopia before Satsuki came and shit everywhere.
>- awkward nerd?
Probably, but with an air of cocky confidence
>- raddest kid on the block?
Without a doubt
>- golden braces? or regular shark teeth
Who would give a kid in Kindergarten braces? For what purpose?
>- crushing on satsuki? nonon?
These threads are making me find Takarada x Nonon adorable. Terribly unrealistic, but adorable.
- childhood adventures go
I can imagine little Takarada getting into all sorts of Ed, Edd, n Eddy style money-making misadventures to make a quarter.
We /lit/ now.
>spends millions of zeni on a gift for Tzatziki
>she's more grateful for Nonon's drawing of the two of them playing
>Nerdy looking, but full of confidence and well-liked
>Not even his golden braces could hold back those shark teeth
Something had to make him become so infatuated with money. Maybe his family was poor and worked their way up or he saw what happened to corrupt cities with the money hoarded and made it his job to spread the wealth around and make EVERYONE rich in Osaka.
life is hard when you are takarada
What's zeni anyway?
That would be because he doesn't seem to have the same greed that most people in capitalist societies (especially those at the top) have. He's more than willing to share his wealth and use it to stimulate the economy and improve his community. Simply put he realizes that the people are the true value of any system because they are where all the money comes from and if they are happy and able to live in comfort (and consequently buy his conglomerate's stuff) then he will always be rich.
>Nonon and Satsuki are on the playground
>Takarada shows up with his butler-guardian driving a drunk carrying a solid-gold tree house with a mini fridge, snacks, and the newest TV and game stations
>Everyone on the playground except Satsuki and Nonon is gathered around wanting to be let in
>They ignore Takarada's calling and leave to get ice cream
>Takarada's little heart breaks again and he just donates the tree house to the park because he didn't even want it anyway
>Spend entire life building up a massive economic empire
>Work to imporve the lives of citizens in your own hometown
>In doing so, conquer inflation and poverty all at once; money back by your own visage being so powerful that it can be printed into oblivion and still hold massive value
>Making money in Osaka is probably as easy as waving at your school; where your bodyguards will literally shoot it at vagrants
>A bastion of personal and economic freedom, your city is now a utopia
>Stalin in a skirt comes in with a legion of technicolor goons with superpowers and fucks everything up, jam a pole up your ass, and kidnap you while your city burns
Being Takarada is suffering.
I'm guessing his parents were these uptight and serious people, believing only in the heartless and cold way of running business and this is why Takarada is DOSHDOSHDOSH LOADS E ZENI now.
>Be a hobo in Tokyo
>Get beat up by bums for not trying hard enough and praying toward the Academy five times a day
>Be a hobo in Osaka
>Get shot with money by Takarada's police, use it to pay for training classes that get a better job and allow a steady comfortable life
Ecstasy of Kaneo Takarada : 0 times
Ecstasy of Nonon : 10 times
my fucking sides
Economic stimulation and punishment at the same time? BRILLIANT
>Ecstasy of Nonon : 10 times
>Takarada slit his parents' throats with Zeni bills
Eventually it becomes diminishing returns. You wouldn't get pelted by riot police voluntarily unless you were poor, in which case doing so nets you like $20 dollars. Rubber bullets cost money anyways; but this way, instead of being wasted, that money gets to be recirculated by the homeless guy you just shot. And Takarada's police get tons of training by being able to shoot vagrants all day.
Win-fucking-win, as long as you don't mind the dozens and dozens of paper cuts.
He keeps on givin'
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you still don't get the women
Japanese for coin, often used like cash/dosh.
I'm thinking he swindled them off the rights to the company and sent them to permanent vacations somewhere. He's not a cruel man.
Would you stand by Takarada against Satsuki and Monkey, even when your heart is cut?
I fight for the God Empress Tzatziki.
People of Osaka were a doshless bunch of losers, if only they trusted Takarada more...
>Fighting for Slutsuki
I hope you have literal superpowers and/or have been her friend since she was a baby, or else you aren't going to get shit.
I'm seeing an "I AHEGAO FOR ZENI" bumper sticker.
Absolutely no Americans dislike Takarada.
>pixiv still has no new content
>nips and their boner for feudalism
takarada nearly inspired me to go buy some great big golden $500 watch
but then the common sense kicked in
Well let's see
>Would I fight to protect my home from conquerors who had more power than me?
>Would I fight for lods of emone?
>Would I fight by the side of someone I respected, who was a pillar of the community and the main reason my home was an economic paradise?
I would fight fearlessly no matter how many of my hearts got cut! I would shoot my dosh gun and when I ran out of ammo I would throw it at my enemy and even after I lost my weapon I would run right up and kick monkey in his tiny ass violating dick!
>not saving it up until you can afford the grills
My life for the Frown Queen.
Apparently, Fuedal Japan thought Merchants and Artisans were below the Peasantry. You literally had to lower yourself to be a merchant.
No wonder their economy was weak as shit even when they were an empire.
>The people who make your food are more important than the people who craft shit and trade shit
When do the raws come out?
Now that's weird
Fuck that man.
Get yourself a big fuck off gold watch
Get yourself enough sovereign rings to fill one hand
Get youself a completely over the top tailor made suit, complete with fur.
Get any other accessories you fancy.
Show the world your swag and get bitches
Seriously, I love it when people dress completely over the top, they wear all their wealth and it's beautiful.
fucking /pol/ kingdom
Daimyo is such a bad ass title to have.
Hes just as bad as Nui
Jesus hoe can people like those characters at all
Can't say I agree. It's just Daim, yo. And I don't like the taste of Daim.
But Takarada was right
How can you not like Daim? It's just sugar and chocolate.
>creepy cultist clothes bitch who kills people on a whim
>friendly, outgoing merchant-king who fights bravely in defense of the liberty of minds and markets
I imagine him sounding like Ron Stoppable for some reason.
I just don't, alright? It's an entirely subjective and completely arational opinion. And yes, arational is a word.
haha you know I might actually go through with it
Please post pics when you actually do with a timesign
While considered the lowest class, merchants could still be incredibly wealthy. Most were probably poor as shit, though.
Why is Takarada so based?
Go nuts, wear your wealth and act like you're unbelievably rich.
It's good fun and when done right comes across magnificently.
Oh, makes sense, thanks.
its all this dosh
I want someone to make a version of this with Takarada offering /a/ money.
I watched this yesterday, it was amazing.
So sorry for poor nipponese but where were you when Takarada fall?
I was in Honnuji slum being beaten by 1stars when word come
"Kaneo is rape"
>yfw all the Devas take turns raping him one after the other
Pretend its for you
Did DiCaprio go balls out insane like the trailers indicated?
I'm so glad Takarada's got so much art of him. You wouldn't expect something like this for a guy who amounted to being a sub-boss/meat shield for Nudist Beach.
Ecstasy of Nonon: 10
>implying Nonon didn't fly down and spirit him away from monkey before he could rape Kaneo again
>implying she didn't have a secret crush on him throughout elementary school because he was the only boy who ignored her in favor of DOSH
>implying his gallant last stand did not bestir again in her heart a love long-buried
>implying she doesn't rape him
Next time a drawfag visits the Takarada thread, we should ask from some Nonon x Dosh stuff
>implying she didn't gently apply soothing cream to his anus while angrily insisting it isn't because she l-likes him bakaaaa
Crack Pairing of the Year
they never even interact why do I like this so much
We like it because we idtentify with Takarada, and everyone wants to fuck Nonon. Thus, we want Takarada to fuck her for us.
He was balls insane throughout the whole movie, but he had a full on breakdown towards the end. Watch it, it's an excellent movie.
A halfway legit argument to make me rethink it. Hes not as bad as nui, just slightly annoying
She better be back this episode Trigger, I've already gone two episodes without her.
I hate Nui
Then focus on your love for the dosh king
Money is such a wonderful thing.
it's been two lovely episodes.
Shut the fuck up Lelouch.
Linda a shit,
And you're a huge douche.
It got so fun after she left.
OFFICIAL KILL POWER RANKINGS:
7) General Butt Naked
>General Butt Naked
05 as usual?
Welp, fellas, just a few more minutes.
Cannibal Warlords of Liberia
Give me some more nicknames.
You could just start calling yourself a Daimyo you know, its just something you call yourself because you are so awesome you deserve a title. Of course you are supposed to back it up with having land, money, and a personal army.
Not sure whether I should go for Underwater's subs, or just stay off of /a/ until tommorow rolls around.
I don't mind shitty terminology, to be honest.
If I ever get rich and create a 'company' for tax purposes I'll make myself either führer or daimyo of it.
>"You are already woped!"
Damn, that was the best, wish I saved it.
>Final battle with Nui
>Ryuko,Monkey teamed up on her after she interrupted their rematch
>The battle is intense, with everyone doing their best; but Nui is too strong. She has too much toon force agility working for her
>Monkey and Ryuko each finally land on good hit on her-- so she goes into serious mode
>She pulls Monkey's Banshi again, and while he tries to resist, eventually he's disabled
>Ryuko starts having flashbacks as a glaring Nui approaches
>Suddenly, an explosion knocks her off her feet--
>She dodges, but is tackled at incredible speed by an eight-foot tall, yellow-plated samurai
>She angrily tries to rip it apart, but is horrified
>"WHY DOESN'T THIS UNIFORM HAVE A BANSHI!?" She screams. "WHAT IS THIS?"
>Her scissor blade destroys his own sword, but her hand is quickly trapped by a claw affixed to the armor's wrist and she's trapped with him
>He waves away Ryuko, who thanks the figure as she carries a wounded Monkey with her with his arm hanging on her shoulder
>Nui and the figure get into a grappling battle, with Nui unable to figure out how to deal with a purely mechanical foe
>In rage, Nui pierces the figure straight through the chest, causing and eruption of blood and coolant
>She gives and evil chuckle as the figure slumps to the ground, before trying to walk away
>Another claw clamps on her ankle to her anger as the suit starts going critical
>"Who said you could grab a courtier like that, you filthy ape!?" She demands to know, stomping on the faceplate of the defeated warrior desperately as its inner reactor begins to go critical, her expression getting more and more panicked
>"...Bitch, your words aren't worth the air in your lungs." The suit begins glowing white hot as Nui gives a primal scream, stomping futily on the claw holding her
>"You are already whopped."
>Suit explodes in a massive yen-shaped fireball, leveling three city blocks
w-will he come back? ;_;
Hes nowhere in sight as of now
>I don't like the taste of daim
what the fuck is wrong with your mouth, daim bars the highlight of my week
Nope, not even mentioned in the newest ep
Probably playing cards with the devas or something
WHEN ARE THE SOONEST ONES
Diaz said in about 6-8 hours.
Give it a day or so, man
>no takarada mention
w-we should probably get used to that
Let me give you some spoilers though
>satsuki is raped
>Ragyo wants to start instrumentality
>life fibers are lilith
>Sensei is immortal
Watch as Trigger completely forget about the "Save Kaneo" thing. I guess Nudist Beach don't need him after they wasted his money and were completely useless to him. Takarada got fucked in every sense of the word.
He was the hero we deserved. Godspeed, Takarada.
Show fucking dropped
>Apparently no Takarada
>Slutsuki got raped
Well, at least we got one good thing out of it.
M-maybe next episode, Anon. Did the Devas get shown at all?
Maybe next episode? Notice that the Devas were absent as well, he's most likely to be with the Monkey, after all.
We must be strong.
even fucking nui pops up goddamn this couldnt get any worse
>implying he isn't with Nonon getting his wad wet
>gama undid takarada's clamp
>they are still guarding him, but just playing poker in the truck
>monkey refuses to play because higher moral ground, but actually he can't see the cards, so he just sits there and grumbles
>Nonon insists on turning it into strip poker
cant wait for ryuuko to die and takada to become the mc
>Nonon making naked ape jokes to try and get Monkey to join
>monkey getting flustered because Kaneo keeps mocking his tiny dick
>Ed, Edd, n Eddy style money-making misadventures
How could any American dislike him? He's a walking capitalist wet dream.
>Ed not Gamagoori
>Double D not Inu
>implying it wouldn't be because Nonon keeps comparing his shortstack to Takarada's
Because he isn't the embodiment of free market and redistributes his wealth.
Ryuko - Sarah
Nonon - Naz
Inumuta - Jimmy
Satsuki - Kevin
Uzu - Rolf
Switch Ryuko and Nonon around and we have a winner, I think. Nonon makes a much better Sarah.
>THAT'S MY DATA
But that's how capitalism ideally functions, you don't hoard your wealth, you spend it to expand your empire and generate more wealth, distributing it to the wider economy in a mutually beneficial and self-sustaining cycle
Takarada is a master fucking economist, as demonstrated by the fact that Takarada Bucks retain extremely high value despite their enormous supply
He manages to beat inflation too somehow.
You can now add two new things to the list.
>Defended the Earth and humanity from the threat of extraterrestrial subjugation
>Sold out her own species to make humanity a bunch of alien slaves
Truly he is Dosh Jesus
Wait, was it actually confirmed that Takarada knew what was up and was working against it?
He was supporting Nudist Beach. He probably at least had a basic idea of what was happening.
He sponsored Sensei and Sensei's in the plot firsthand.
If anything, Takarada was right all along.
Those Osakan grannies, man
>News of the instrumentality project pass down the granny grape vine
>Nudist Beach confirms it
>Takarada invests all of his fortunes into Osaka to try and fight the Kiryuins and save humanity from their inbred madness
Never has a more rightful king sat upon the throne of /a/.
N-next episode guys!
The last hero of man can't go out with a whimper, Anon.
we are now aliens and dosh
What if Takarada was secretly putting together an XCOM project in Osaka when Satsuki invaded?
If life fibers are the remains of alien lifeforms, then does that mean that the first clothes human wore were alien skins?
What do you think Nudisto Beach was
Someone needs to make a Takarada version of this since he was the only one who tried to stop it.
Damn, we hardcore as fuck.
Nudist Beach and his best men were the operatives.
Doutonbori Robo was the first prototype MEC.
The mechs Nudist Beach used were their failed SHIVs.
>You will never play an XCOM knock-off where you defend Osaka and all of Japan from the life fiber menace
>TAKARADA WAS RIGHT
>Convinces the Devas of what the fuck's going on
>They turn on Satsuki and Revocs
>That's why we see One Stars attacking Satsuki in the intro
>Ryuko has to go through the final phase of her hero arc while Satsuki, now merged with Junketsu, has to slaughter her way through her former academy
I wanna see some Metal Slug themed Nudist Beach art
Are you writing the fucking story der mythboy?
You're assuming all Americans are MURICA FUCK YEAR conservative types. There's a reason we're elected Obama twice. We're tired of bootstrapping republican free marketeers.
Everyone help download and seed this.
This could actually happen.
Holy shit, it would be the best use of his character imaginable.
Just imagine it. Satsuki gets back to her school and it's eerily silent. When she tries to demand an audience, Takarada's theme starts blasting.
>AOI NA, AOI AOI.
>The Devas are arranged behind him
>Even Gamagoori tells her she has some explaining to do
>All the lower stars surround her
He tried to stop it, guys...... He tried to stop the invasion.....
Well now I need a proper resolution of that bottom picture.
Taka is the best kill.
May your faith in the dosh remain strong, anon.
>tfw Osakan troops are greeted as liberators in the Honnouji slums
>gold-plated tanks pulling down statues of Satsuki
>doshbombers dropping wads all over the city
Operation Kanto Freedom soon fellow Osakans
>literally 3 gigs
The more people in the swarm the faster it'll go.
I'm not familiar with them, is it a sub or a raw?
He'll free the shit out of them with 20 tons of gold-plated explosive.
It's raw. The rawest kind of raw you can get. it's literally the TV stream.
This episode looks like a episode with alot of talking, fuck
The new theme of KlK
Take the fight to the aliens in Takarada's improved mechs
POST HOW DOSH YOU ARE
I'm making a laser-cut card to send to TRIGGER as a thank you
Inferno Cop is gonna be on the right
Someone needs to draw Takarada punching out a grey alien in a kamui.
is it just a meme to like this guy? he's just some random character to me. nothing special or interesting about him.
He was the last man willing and able to defend humanity from alien invasion supported by the Kiryuins. Do you hate humans or something?
Popularity is not a "meme."
Yes, it's a meme, after all, it's impossible to like a a fictional character. After we conquer /a/, we will hit the 9gag and reddit, soon everyone will be tweeting about Takarada.
I want to fuck Takarada
His popularity is spawning memes, but liking him isn't le funny meme in and of itself
He's popular because he alone defied Satsuki when all others had fled, and spat in her face even in defeat. Literally the only other character to even try that is the protagonist herself, and she mostly as a personal vendetta rather than a patriotic duty.
>I don't like something and it's popular among a small group
His popularity is now also re surging because he tried to stop an alien invasion. Takarada was always right all along.
So this image is now extremely relevant, yes?
No, because that faggot was going to doom humanity.
post zeni maymes
I love Satsuki, but this chart is 100% accurate. What a bitch. Hopefully she'll fall from grace and learn the error of her ways to be redeemed.
At least we know who Satsuki's father is
wait a second guys,
why DO we like him?
Confidence, it's the key characteristic of an alpha male.
He's cute, and we're all secretly gold-diggers.
likes zeni, doesnt afraid of anything, not even aliens
He admits he's just a greedy bastard, but has the intelligence to understand that in order to create a prosperous society you have to invest in the community.
He needs to run the Federal Reserve.
The power of money.
Because he's the only character that makes sense in the entire show.
This. I can take only so much of Trigger's "Throw away your logic and kick reason to the curb" attitude. At one point everything feels way too nonsensical and inconsistent.
How many of you Kaneofriends were Satsukifags before our king's revelation?
>tfw assumed Honnouji was an outpost of order in an anarchic wasteland
>tfw Osaka turns out to be a normal, prosperous city
;_; thank you for showing me the way, Takarada-sama
>tfw humanity becomes food for its alien masters
>tfw still a Satsukifag
>tfw Satsuki's value is plummeting the last two episodes after what was done to Kaneo
This is now a battle for all of the mankind... it's no longer only about the dosh......
The free city of Osaka will never bow to space gaijin
Takarada is the rightful heir of amaterasu, the sword and shield of blessed Nippon.
I was supporting Ryuuko simply because she was against Shitsuki.
Kaneofriend the moment he was introduced.
It would have been interesting if outside the school it was a wasteland. They sure painted it that way with the opening episodes. There were a lot of Big O vibes with her city being like the domes and etc.
sauce on the comics
is Harry still alive?
Yes, he is
is his voice still the same though?
To your slug, soldier! We're fighting for all of humanity now.
>dotonbori robo mk2 never
embrace the cute, anon
>young Satsuki desperately craves comfort from her mother molesting her
>too confused and self-loathing to honestly display affection
>latches onto young, socially awkward Kaneo for angry cuddling, while insisting she hates him
>forbidden to see him anymore because of family feud
>pretends to barely recognize him years later
It makes sense now
>She also is angry at him because he assumed their relationship was 'just friends'
>Told her he had an eye on Nonon in private
>She cuts off contact to keep him from Nonon
Sorry had to shove the Crack Pairing in somehow
>Now imagining the ending of Independence Day with Takarada
oh no, this actually hurts
This is somebody's fetish, I'm sure of it
Ohayo. Ohayo. In less than an hour, combat citizens from here will be joining combat citizens from around Kansai in the most expensive battle in the history of capitalism. "Capitalism"... that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty altruism anymore, but united by our common self-interest.
perhaps it is fate that today is the 7th of December, and you will once again be fighting for Nipponese freedom from the Gaijin devils. Not against Americans or howaito piggus, but against xeno annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To earn dosh.
And should we win the day, December 7th will be remembered not only as a day of infamy, but the day Osaka declared with one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not give up without a fight! We're going to wop on! To make loadsa munny! Today we celebrate our independence day!
So all I got from this episode untranslated is that
Satsuki gets super molested all the time and Senketsu is an alien.
>Takarada doesn't know what's going on, but knows Satsuki and Ragyo are "close"
>Decides to get her a present one day to warm her up
>It's a solid gold statue of her mother
>They don't speak for weeks
It also means Takarada was not only right, he was a hero of humanity.
Check back around midnight for subs.
Being Takarada is suffering
Takarada, the last hero left in man.
Dosh rides alone.
xenophilia in some way is my fetish
>Satsuki eating dinner at the Takarada house
>silently watching Kaneo across the table as he shares a happy, innocent moment of bonding with his well-adjusted and caring mom & dad
>unconsciously driving her fork into the table
Being Satsuki is also suffering
zeni is a common currency in video games, like Ragnarok Online
>Satsuki's only other friend is a ditz totally oblivious to her suffering only capable of being smug and cute
>Lets her hang around because at least she won't backstab her for Takarada
Being Nonon is okay
that's all that matters, /a/non
Do you think Takarada knew about the aliens? And was building some countermeasures but then Satsuki interrupted him?
Remember; there's an entire Takarada Conglomerate we haven't seen yet; we just saw Osaka. It's possible there is more.
Nudist Beach knew so they could have told him. Probably also why he had no interest in wearing a life fiber uniform.
>anti-alien dosh nukes
>Their weakness is dosh
Fuck this shit, I'm watching the raw, when the subs get here they'll tell me who phone was.
That's why Takarada had to go, but they are keeping him close, in case the aliens turn against them
The only way to be logical and sensible is to be a money grubbing jew?
Fuck off m8.
It's not worth it. Trust me.
I'd say he's pretty smart.
m8 he's litterally woping it everywhere
Knows a bullshitter when he sees one
>you will never see a this smooth nerd woo chibi satsuki/nonon/both of them
Looks like Steven Merchant here
So is Osaka the only city that didn't support Revocs?
I'm sure the other cities in Kansai had some Revocs merchandise being sold around, but Takarada wasn't down for that shit in his town despite his previous support for them.
>Full Definition of MONEY-GRUBBER:
>a person bent on accumulating money
Unless he's just living on the mother of all trust funds
His poorfaggotry is showing. Anyone rich is a jew to him.
>Unless he's just living on the mother of all trust funds
Yep, that's pretty much it.
And what happens when said fund runs out if he isn't accumulating more money?
Don't you know he's got too much money?
WE WINCEST NOW
WE ALIEN MAKO NOW
But he spreads his wealth; he doesn't hoard it. He just likes to flaunt it a lot.
He literally shoots it at poorfags to make them go away.
DOING UP OSAKA IS ME BREAD AND BUTTER
ME TEETH ARE PAGE THREE AND ME CRAB'S A NUTTA!
L-L-LODSEMONE IS THE SHOUT I UTTER
TO WAVE MY WAD AT THE KANSAIS IN THE GUTTA
ON UR BIKE.
Should i cosplay as the Lord of Dosh? I mean i have same kind of glasses and shit like that. Only problem is where the hell do i find a jacket like his?
THI-THIS-THISIS AN-THI-THIS-THIS IS AN INSULT TO SATSUKI-SAMA
You'd probably have to sow that yourself.
You have to buy a legitimate tiger skin to wear around your neck. No substitutes.
Remember to print out a lot of these
God damnit. That could end up being a total disaster or something "good", since i cant do jack shit when it comes down to that.
Is there such as The fresh prince of Osaka?
>Takarada gets a five-foot pole shoved up his ass
>Played off as comedy; he takes it like a champ anyways
>Shitsuki gets fingered by her mom
>Takes it little a little slut
>abloo abloo poor satsuki-sama ;_;
As if we needed more proof who was the superior leader, right?
You're absolutely right
>implying there was ever any debate as to who is superior
Dont make me come over there and wop you with my wad, son.
>Final episode has Takarade nuking lifefiber origin planet
And here I thought KlK threads couldn't get any more cancerous.
The only thing he has left to give us
And yet here you are.
Glad you don't deny it.
Glad you dont deny it either.
What forced you to come over and shitpost? Clearly you had no choice but to blog about it.
Kaneo is openminded but secure in his sexuality
His willingness to experiment in the bedroom is why Nonon just can't stop wopping dat wad
He's the only man who couldn't be controlled by fear. Even Ryuko fell into fear in the past. King Dosh, even bloody and broken on the ground, sneered at Satsuki.
Didn't realize it before, but Kaneo's crab is basically just a ramped up version of the Nudist Beach mechs.
>discussing which aspects of certain character we enjoy the most
>posting new OC
>reposting old OC
>discussing what we would like to see in the future
>one neat thread
Yeap, that is so cancer. God forbid somebody dares to enjoy something that you don't.
In all things we must seek to be as Kaneo
Was the video tweeted to Trigger? If so, what did they say?
Assmad Satsuki fans.
Daily reminder that the majority of the KLK fanbase thinks Takarada is fucking awesome:
Tattun said he liked Harry Enfield's voice played over Takarada's flapping lips, so there's that.
>one neat thread
The more I think about it, the more I love this pairing. Its rivaling MakoxGama in my mind, which is pretty hard to top.
Also I'm desperate for some Ryuko and Monkey, but sadly it doesn't seem like Ryuko will ever have any lighthearted interaction with anyone except Mako
He actually thinks it's only dosh bros calling his waifu a shit in the other threads so he came to tell us how assmad he is about it
They bet who is the better kisser, best lover and try to top the other.
>couldn't be controlled by fear
Did you somehow miss how he was retarded enough to think he could beat both Monkey and Satsuki? He's so dumb that instead of being subdued by fear he got his shit kicked in and anally penetrated.
episode 16 sub where?
But he was scared, he admitted that
Hope you catch a big one with that
>loliSatsuki at recess disgustedly describing how Kaneo kissed her right on the mouth at the garden party
>Oblivious to how Nonon is getting more and more flustered listening to her
caught you bud
>Implying Takarada doesn't deserve better than self-righteous used-goods Stalin-inna-skirt
He was scared, but he fought anyway because his people needed him
That is the definition of bravery. Takarada is true samurai.
>because his people needed him
Rewatch the episode and pay attention this time.
Here, have a loli for your effort
>People were unwilling to take down Shitsuki and her goons because their hearts were cut
>Undaunted, Takarada decides now is the time to be the hero Osaka needs.
Keep your fanfiction to yourself.
What did he say that contradicted me
They were being invaded by foreign fascists, so he paid to raise an army of volunteers to bolster his standing forces. When the undisciplined citizen-soldiers routed, Takarada fought on at great risk to his own life in a last stand against impossible odds.
When beaten he continued to declaim the honor and virtue of Osaka and refused to yield, maintaining the courage of his convictions.
Slutsuki damage control pls
What does that have to do for the "people"? He fought because he wanted to maintain his position as ruling over people using his jew golds.
If he cared about his people, he wouldn't have paid them to fight. They would have fought for a good leader.
takarada defense force pls
nonon images doesn't add anything to your post either
So you're saying we shouldn't pay our armed forces then huh
Osaka was invaded by Nazis, so Takarada organized and led the defense. He is the Winston Churchill of Japan.
"...but if it were real life and not an animes, that is the part it would be best to have acted"
-C.S. Lewis on Kaneo Takarada
>comparing Takarada to Winston Churchill
Nonon images add to everything. Your point is invalid.
Really, the only reason the people of Osaka ran away was because they HAD to go away for the plot to function; but they didn't want Satsuki to cross a moral boundry by slaughtering them for some reason. So she 'scared them off' with an asspull.
SIDF pls go and open a history book
How was that an asspull?
>How is being able to demoralize a militia by making a bunch of flashy sword moves an asspull
I dunno, Satsukifag. If you don't think it is, I obviously can't convince you so. But if I had a gun in my hand and I was beside other people with guns, I wouldn't feel too scared of a five-foot tall girl waving a samurai sword around.
Some of these guys even had a chainsaw.
>Waves sword around
>"I cut their hearts."
You didn't cut shit. I ain't going to be afraid of some girl with a sword when I have one of the richest guys around and his money/power/mechs on my side.
Didn't some guy have a rocket-launcher too?
What if he shot down Satsuki's helicopter as she was descending from it and it fell ontop of her and Monkey?
Holy fuck, are you niggers really this stupid? She instilled fear in them by almost cutting them all down. They realized they stood no chance and fucked off.
No shit she didn't actually cut their hearts, do you grasp everything this literally?
If you had someone who was in a tank and they threatened to kill you, you would have felt threatened.
Satsuki could have literally killed everyone around her, and it was that confidence that scared everybody.
what to draw today
may or may not finish that comic, it was getting too long and by the time it would be finished we'd prob be moved on/ ded
>By almost cutting them down
That's a fancy way of saying she waved her sword around in the air and hit nothing.
>Implying any normal human being with a weapon would be scared of Satsuki
Now, if she, say, transformed and cut a building in half or some shit; that would make sense. But as far as they knew, she was just talking shit and making bizzare ass cutting motions. It's an asspull.
>That's a fancy way of saying she waved her sword around in the air and hit nothing.
>what is anime art styles
You ever see those scenes where it's a flash of light and they sheathe their sword, killing the enemy? You know, the really fucking overdone shit in anime?
WOW LOOK AT THAT THEY DID THE SAME THING IN KLK
Can you draw Takarada wopping Satsuki with his wad? Perferably in her face.
>being this desperate
Is there an uncensored version? Google gives nothing.
>being this retarded
If you can't understand basic visual cues, especially with how often they're used in anime, this might not be the right media for you. Try reading picture books instead.
Nonon lusting after Takarada
Takarada as Winston Churchill
Takarada in a Doom Paul-style image with the life-fiber blob... thing in the background with WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN, but that doesn't seem your style
Takarada in a fancy car with a license plate reading NUTTER
Any of the above in combination.
>That's a fancy way of saying she waved her sword around in the air and hit nothing.
You idiot, the point was that she COULD have killed all of them if she had wanted to. If someone walked up to you and put a knife up to your throat, you wouldn't want to fight with them. Satsuki was proving that she could kill them all so fast that not a single one of them would be able to harm her before she had slain all of them.
She still didn't FUCKING HIT ANYTHING.
She literally waved it in the air really fast like a spasming retard and was all like 'Your Hearts Are Cut' and everyone ran away despite not having suffered a single scratch, and having no reason to believe they couldn't, say, shoot her in the face. It's an asspull. Nobody would ever be scared of someone with a sword if they had a gun and people with guns standing next to them; no matter how flashy they could get. Satsuki demonstrated nothing except that she is a skilled swordsman, which means fuck all.
Fuck, even TAKARADA calls her out on this and asks, dumbfoundedly, if she's bluffing. Because she didn't do shit.
By slashing rapidly in the air around her, she proved she could kill everyone standing around her?
How the fuck does that work?
Takarada propaganda poster in the Soviet WW2 style
Like related only with Takarada flourishing a wad of dosh
>She still didn't FUCKING HIT ANYTHING.
Way to miss the fucking point, you retard. She's not going to kill them.
>HURR SHE WAVED HER SWORD AROUND
If you're standing around with a gun and thinking you're hot shit against someone with a sword when they appear right the fuck in front of you about to cut you down, you would get scared to.
Which is literally what happened. I'd ask you to try using your brain but that seems like a tall order.
I do not think so
If she wanted to scare them it would have been better to actually cut their hearts. Waving your glorious japanese folded katanah around like an autist isn't going to instill fear.
>"O shi- I better not fuck with that crazy lady faffing around with that large letter opener, better runaway instead."
>Appeared infront of them
She was standing still. She didn't move once from her spot. She's never even implied to have moved anywhere; all she did was move her sword around IN SUCH A SKILLED WAY that everyone was demoralized. So that she wouldn't have to kill them.
Stop trying to defend something so fucking stupid it's even acknowledged by an onlooker as such.
Why would she kill them?
You mean the same bumbling retards that couldn't manage to nail any of the Devas?
>trying this hard
They already showed a guy cutting metal with wood
They can stoop to any level of asspulling
If you look carefully she had cut all of the weapons in the first line of people. Her sword could reach them with minimal effort. They decided it was not worth risking their lives over.
She WOULD have killed them because, well, they were the fucking enemy. Also they gunned down a shitload of her soldiers, so there's that. It, at the very least, would not have been a Mary Sue asspull.
But no, Satsuki is not allowed to get blood on her hands so that we feel sympathetic when she gets molested, abloo abloo.
Satsuki Internet Defense Force pls go.
>She didn't once move from her spot
Because she clearly didn't need to. Did you somehow miss the FLASHES OF LIGHT? She's demonstrating she can cut them all down. Which instills fear. She doesn't need to physically walk up to them and say "beat it or I'll stab you".
>people in this thread actually trying to defend the 'I cut their hearts' thing
>But no, Satsuki is not allowed to get blood on her hands so that we feel sympathetic when she gets molested, abloo abloo.
And that totally makes it an asspull, right?
>greentexting with a reaction image
Thanks for sharing.
>Girl can cause flashes of light with her sword
>WOW SHE CAN KILL ME PRETTY GOOD EH
>implying this wouldn't just make you shoot her in the face from five paces back
I don't think so, man. They are "staring at their hearts"
If she doesn't move from the spot then provided her sword doesn't get longer why would anyone out it's range be afraid of it regardless of how skilled she is with it.
I get trying to be intimidating but there's better ways to do it. Like if she styled on someone then fair enough.
I shouldn't browse this thread while listening to such a sad playlist.
She styled on all of them.
No because she always had the ability to do that. Satsuki was powerful enough to never need a goku uniform until Ryuuko came along. Satsuki could have easily killed everyone there and she demonstrated it in a way that the mob could understand. I don't see how this is hard to understand.
Are you fucking retarded. I'm agreeing with you.
We must not despise the citizens who failed in their duty to Kaneo and blessed Osaka, for they are but men, and flawed.
Instead pity the Satsukifags, whose queen is both a whore and a traitress to all mankind, for they know not the love and boundless generosity of Takarada-sama.
There's a billion ways she could of made a show of force to intimidate the people of Osaka.
The way she was actually shown to DO IT, however, was fucking stupid beyond belief. Swinging your sword REALLY FAST is not something that's going to dispel a highly motivated angry mob, because, unlike, say, turning into full Junketsu mode, it gives the Osakan's no reason to suspect this is actually a good indicator of how strong she is. Again, even Takarada is dumbfounded by it.
I kind of feel bad for satsuki after today's ep.
maybe i'll draw>>101219172
Ahahaha fucking saved. Thanks bro
Oh, I thought the spatulas were a weapon. If that is actually what they were doing than that is pretty fucking retarded, but I think they were just scared shitless by Satsuki, and were expecting a wound to appear or something.
If there's anyone to pity, it's Takarada because he got his shit pushed in, literally.
>Played off as comedy
Because he's irrelevant.
I'm guessing it was a ki attack, similar to what she did in the flashback with monkey to wipe out his "army".
Because he can take it. It doesn't bother him. Being molested bothers Satsuki, and a point is made of it.
Because it's a focus of the plot between Ragyo and Satsuki. Takarada is gone, they played his shit up for laughs.
What will be Takarada's next sexual endeavour in the series?
second-last panel with Satsuki refusing to pretend that mommy didn't fuck her
Ragyo, Nui and HouHoumaru as her family
Nothing, because he won't return.
It proves that Satsuki is of weaker character than Takarada. She is physically stronger and more able; but her mind is weak.
>Takarada explains the truth about the inbred Kiryuin plan to feed humanity to a bunch of aliens
>Gamagoori doesn't want to believe it
>Mako shows up and tells him it's the truth and asks him if it's better to be alien food or to be a free student with dosh
>Gamagoori realizes what must be done
>He, Inu, and Nonon join with Kaneo to form the Takaradical Squad
>Monkey fucks off to suck up to Satsuki some more
Your quote and sarcasm could have been interpreted as agreement with the guy you replied too. Not enough context.
Shiiit, nigga, i'm sorry.
>implying this is what a vagina looks like
I can wop to this.
That's pretty fucking funny.
Reminder that was from a poll with a biased demographic
I don't see the Slutsuki fags rallying to prove it wrong, do you?
mfw Monkey refuses to see the truth
>later Takarada helps Nonon and Inu coach Gamagoori to express his true feelings for Mako
>in the process he and Nonon inadvertently let slip their attraction to one another but are too tsundere to acknowledge it
>rallying to prove it wrong
>being posted in Takarada threads
gee i wonder why
Ain't you cute
Satsuki's pedestal broke fucking hard last couple of eps
thank fuck for this based new king
I could say the same for you. You have to be delusional to think he'll return for anything more than a line or two at most, most likely a background character during a Nudist Beach operation or not at all.
>Inu tries to show them concrete data on why they're a perfect match
>Neither of them really get it
>Nonon tries to teach them to express it through song and music
>Gamagoori makes a poorly-rhyming attempt at a love song with a triangle
>Takarada decides to lead by example and flirt with Nonon
>It goes too far and they take five to find the nearest empty room
>Inu watches on the security camera while Mako and Gamagoori just start making origami animals with each other
This idea sounds better by the minute.
>you would get scared to.
Yeah, it would perturb me. But the swordsman still has to close the distance and get the attack in, and in that time I can shoot him at any point and he's dead
But he will.
I myself agree that, given Satsuki's power level, her being able to intimidate Osaka through show of force is certainly a possibility.
It's just that it's PRESENTED very fucking poorly, and really toots Satsuki's horn too much for me to stomach.
Trips of Truth
Aoi na, aoi aoi!
>yfw Satsuki is literally THAT KID who makes up rules at the sandbox
>Having a playfight with a classmate
>He jumps back from her stick "Ha, you missed!"
>"No, I cut your heart. Now you're too scared to fight me."
No wonder she only had one friend.
>THAT KID who makes up rules at the sandbox
I fucking hated that kid.
>His face when this data
I wouldn't know, I was in my room playing with lego. ;_;
>Satsuki wants to play Samurai and Daimyo
>Insists on being the Daimyo even though she always gets it
>Bosses the other kids around the entire time
>When they ask her about taking turns, she gets angry and tells them to commit seppuku/jab themselves over and over in the stomach with a stick
>Satuski always roleplays Nobunaga and refuses to ever be wrong or beaten
>All the kids eventually leave except Nonon and go play in the solid gold play fortress in Takarada's playground across the street
I want this so badly ;-;
>One day, a kid yells out 'Girls can't be the Daimyo anyways!' from the back of the group
>He doesn't show up to the school the next day
>Or ever again
>Every kid that crosses paths with Satsuki on the playground is mysteriously dealt with
>Takarada is the only one who never seems to be affected
>Wake up in Tokyo
>Get beaten up by one stars
>Fed to aliens
>Wake up in Osaka
>Use the ammunition to make a down payment on a new home
>abandoned by your friends and followers
>the entire work of your short life in flames all around you
>left all alone to fight an entire army of nazi fanatics
would you be able to conduct yourself as bravely as Kaneo, /a/?
No, he truly is the doshest of them all.
Would I have to take a shinai up the ass? This is the important part.
Most men would not, no.
Takarada is human enough to admit he was scared and fight anyways, hot-bloodedly at that, against impossible odds. That ALONE makes him my favorite character, regardless of all the 'dosh' stuff. He's braver than say, Satsuki, who never so much as raises a hand against her mother. Anyone can make cool poses and look down on people like a badass when you're at your height.
We've seen Takarada AND Satsuki at their lows now in Episode 16, and Takarada conducts himself in a fashion more fitting of a leader. And all the superpowers and kamuis in the world won't make Satsuki any more worthy.
Won't back down even after getting fucked in the ass.
What would you do if it turns out the aliens are MEGACOMMUNISTS and the ruins of Osaka are the last bastion of free humanity?
I think it'll be even funnier if it turns out Takarada came from a close and loving family, albeit an incredibly wealthy one. He actually has good standings with his parents who are both proud of him and on foreign vacation in some rich tax haven while letting him run the business.
Meanwhile, Satsuki goes home to a rape party every night and half the Kiryuins are probably inbred because of their incest and superiority complexes.
What do you mean, "if"
>meanwhile, the kids in Takarada's fortress are swinging around and having the time of their lives
Even in childhood he was the better king.
>Not realizing that Kill la Kill is a prequel to the real magnum opus of Trigger: Zeni la Zeni
>KLK will end with Ryuuko, Satsuki, and Ragyo dead and a swarm of alien scum descending upon the Earth
>Takarada Kaneo, with the support of the former Kiryuin Devas, Mako Makanshoku, and Nudist Beach must stage a global defense against the alien incursion
>Gamagoori and Mako back-to-back in Nudist Beach mechs fighting the life fiber overmind
>Takarada using Doutonbori Robo Mk2 as a platform for Tsumugu to snipe xenos with
You had me at Zeni la Zeni
Good character choices, would watch
In all honesty, I hope Trigger does something nice for Takarada after they see how popular he is among the fans.
Isn't Ragyo immortal though?
literally the best character next to harime nui
the only cure to the cancer that is kill la kill
Satsuki and Ryuuko will find some way to take her down in the end of Kill la Kill. Otherwise they'd get in the way of the life fiber invasion.
>All the cast goes to 'someone's' beach house
>It's actually Takarada private beach
I just don't get anime any more
Why does Takarada's tower thing break when people jump off of it? Wouldn't having less people on it make it more stabe?
That brings up the most important question of all: What does Takarada wear to the beach?
A speedo made of pure dosh
It's a metaphor for his faith in people of Osaka crumbling
I want a Bleach episode
Hey we might get more of those shorts like what happened with Gurren Lagann and see some sort of prolouge/epilouge with Takarada, some light hearted goofing off with the Devas and Ryuko, an alternate reality short, and anything else they can think of, all in a varied artstyle.
At least, I hope they will, I fucking love those shorts about Gurren Lagann
You want to kill kill la kill?
No man, I think he wants to kill what kills kill la kill, and by killing it it won't kill kill la kill.
takadrawfag here, I've made no fucking progress on that satsuki thing, probably not gonna do it. a bit depressing you kno
BUT I did whip up these prototypes of his parents. hope that's cool
see you space crabcakes
>implying Takadad wouldn't have a punch perm
Otherwise I love it.
Kill the kill Kill la Kill, k
Takadara visits the rural countryside:
Just kidding, I know dosh king has more class than that.
>Takarada sees the students of Honnouji
Why was there no episode today?
What if Takarada is the sidekick in Inferno Cop S2?
What the fuck ? There was.
I don't think so.
I really want to hear him make animal noises now.
why don't you go watch on nyaa if the episode is out ? faggot.
Thanks for trying but its just not the same. Closest we'll get is that cute noise he makes whilst looking through the mud for uzu.
get a life troll
BEHOLD, THE SMALLEST OF VAGINAS
Oh god, Takarada's parents look freaking adorable. I had to draw out his mother.
Hello yes, I am also the artist who drew the Satsuki/Takarada comics as well as any picture that has my signature in it afsdjg.
Keep on keeping on.
Can I just say that I fucking love you and please keep feeding my new found shipof TakradaxSatsuki
I wasn't hype for he idea of a second season until right now.
I still need convincing
Quick question, where is the idea of Aliens suddenly coming into play? Is it revealed in the newest episode? I didn't really see any signs of it until this thread.
Also I swear to god if we don't get some sort of reveal about Mako's immortality and Honnouji being a giant robot I'm gonna flip.
Screw Aliens. I want Predators!
>Born in the Takarada family
>You're wealthy and have good values
>Born in the Kiryuin family
>You get raped by your parents
From the looks of her, I bet his mom was the type of person to follow everything he did and give clingy support and encouragement to the point of embarrassing him.
Watch the newest episode. Life fibers and kamuis are aliens. Takarada was right all along and he was the last one leading the defense against the Kiryuins, who want to feed the planet to aliens.
I love you.
Hard to watch the newest episode without them being subbed and my University's bandwith being so bad that downloading Gin no Saiji has taken the better part of 3 hours. But someday soon.
Alien Mako vs. Predator when?
He was helping Nudist Beach to build an army to defend the human race.
This picture has never been more relevant.
Hopefully, during the time Satsuki was fucking around with her mom, he will be able to sway the Devas to his side.
Oh my fucking god finally, FINALLY we'll be able to see some character interaction with the Devas and Ryuko that doesn't consist of them trying to kill each other. At least, I hope they'll have some.
Should've made a whole collection of those. Takarada's warnings will only continue to fall on deaf ears in the coming weeks.
>during the time Satsuki was fucked by her mom
takadrawfag here for one last thing before i go to sleep
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A DOSH WAD
BECHNOKID DREW ART OF MY ART
HOLY BALLS MAN I AM GOING TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW
Do you think Satsuki's mom ever makes her work?
Like you know
Use her mouth?
>crystal head vodka
the vodka of the dosh
Nah, I think she would see it as a way of purifying herself, which she doesn't need to do because if she's purifying people then she's probably as pure as she thinks.
Holy SHIT, I was literally just writing a message for you in your askbox right now. I was transformed into a hardcore Takarada/Satsuki shipper practically overnight and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.
To me your Takarada art is always one of the most enjoyable parts of not only these threads, but of all the KlK fanwork that exists in the whole of the internet, and I say that as a big Gamako fan. We love your art and can't wait to see what you come up with next - it would be awesome to see your interpretation of what happened at the infamous garden party. Please keep doing what you do for as long as the inspiration keeps visiting you.
>introduce a good character
>only lasts 1 episode
>back to boring shonen archetypes
This style looks like someone but I can't tell whose. Like, someone famous.
He was in 2 episodes, Anon. We didn't see the Devas in the last episode at all and Takarada was with them when we last saw him. Odds are, we'll see him in the next episode that the Devas appear in. Either with Monkey or with someone else keeping him prisoner.
>no zeni bill used as adhesive on the knee
You're an amazing person and I hope you keep on drawing wonderful things for years to come.
Is his theme on the OST?
At what points during episodes 14 or 15 does his theme play? I wanna go back and look for it.
When is the next OST out?