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Towels can cure fucking anything, can't they?
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>>10118801
They can't bring Ed's mom back though.
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>>10118815
Did they even try it? Seriously, I bet it would have worked if they tried to transmute their mother with a couple hundred towels.
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>>10118801
Thanks asshole, you used all the good towels. Now I have to use Kleenex.
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>>10118844
Towels cannot cure marijuana addiction.
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;_;
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They can keep a man from bleeding out after about an 15-25 minutes of playing card games, so yeah.

Then again, this IS a show where people who just nearly fell to their deaths can be up, walking, and of coherent thought within that same 30 minutes, so those towels are just ordinary towels.
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mullet animu
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Hey Kaiji! They had some towels at the bottom of the tower so I'm fine! Can I have my 10 million yen now?
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>>10118854
I think they were working on DBZ time. 10 seconds for Tonegawa was more like 4 hours.
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>>10118801
>>Towels can cure fucking anything, can't they?

Did you notice the piles of bloody, black towels on the ground? If anything he's just going to get serious medical treatment.
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>>10118850
Silly Anonymous, marijuana isn't addictive.
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>>10119453
ANDOUUUU!
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>>10119445

ANDOOOUUU!
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>>10119521
As a daily user, I can confirm that it is not addictive, it's just so good that you want to do it all the time. I'm more dependent to /a/, manga and Yoko than I am to pot.

I can't fucking wait until Tissue Box Raffle.
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>>10118857
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

ಥ_ಥ
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ur a towel
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>>10118870
I actually counted out 10 seconds. That was a little before they remarked that it had been 4 seconds.
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>>10118870
Don't forget, Tonegawa took 2 5-min. smoke break to ice Kaiji. 10 minutes at the very least took place.
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Hey, if Mentos can make everything better, why not towels?
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>>10119957
Kaiji's mutant ability? Because we KNOW it's not gambling...
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>>10118854
Supporters in the room are the ones who didn't fall during the first beams.
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>>10118948

They were, actually. Why the fuck would the chairman keep them around if they weren't? Or better yet, why did they crawl into the room at first rather than simply walk in?
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in before douglas adams
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>>10118948
They are the same ones who were moaning and groaning in pain in the hallway before the E-Card game. Even during the last scenes of 22, you can see a couple carrying each other out of the room. Still, fucking remarkable seeing broken bones naturally heal so quickly that all but 1 or 2 are walking at the end of it.

And yes, I get that some had broken arms rather legs.
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The actual rule is, "bandages can cure anything" but towels are close enough.
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towels can even cure loneliness.

what happens to tonegawa now? having regained his honor by being the first to complete the 10 seconds without the machine(12 seconds on the first try, too), does he go back to his old position?
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>>10119072
Oh, silly Anon. Haven't you realized that Kaiji spits at and redefines your damn rules!
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Why did they put his ear in a bunch of ice? It obviously grew back already after using so many towels during the match.
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>>10119061
>They are the same ones who were moaning and groaning in pain in the hallway before the E-Card game. Even during the last scenes of 22, you can see a couple carrying each other out of the room. Still, fucking remarkable seeing broken bones naturally heal so quickly that all but 1 or 2 are walking at the end of it.

Kaiji is Jesus. His presence healed them.
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>>10119341
Wait, no, that guy in the bathroom who cut off Kaiji's ear is saint Peter - someone else in the room is Jesus.
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>>10119426
The question is, which of them is Judas?
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>>10119445
And actually, I do predict there being a Judas.
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>>10118801
hot towels can, IDK but normal towels
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>>10119479
Should have said dependency. There are occasional cases in which people become overly dependent on pot. But it is not addictive itself, at least not to the degree which other drugs are.
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>>10119505
I mean another one.
Anyone else wonder where the bag of money went?
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>>10119341
It seems more likely that they used towels to heal themselves.
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>>10119630
>>10119341
Kaiji's presence made the towels have healing properties.
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