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>this is an american joke

Amerifats pls explain
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>math
Looks more like a german joke to me.
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The joke is that Miu is extremely cute, but stupid.
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"American joke" in japanese doesn't actually mean it's an American joke.
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>>101187330

Then what does it mean?
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maybe 53/12 sounds like cow or something
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>>101187375
It means it wasn't funny and she didn't know the answer so she played it off as "no Americans make this joke all the time, cool cultured people like myself totally understand it"
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>>101187375
It's an excuse for bad/obscure humor. If the other person doesn't get it, you call it an American joke.
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>>101187452
so what's the bad obscure joke she's making? what do the characters say and is that supposed to be some sort of cow?
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American here. It's a pretty common example of humor here. You see when somebody tries to show us math, we just take his fancy teaching dusts and scribble around with them at random to show that the only numbers we need are thirteen stripes and fifty stars. Then we go kill a cow and roast it over a fire.
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>>101187538
Haha you guys did that too? I remember doing that shit in the 10th grade, at first the teacher was mad but then she just went along with it. Good times
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>>101187538
As a American, I love hamburgers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk
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>>101187538

>So I stood up and told that teachin' lady that the only letters I needed to know are U S and A
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>>101187538
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
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>>101187538
why is america so based?
>tfw no patriots where i live
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>>101187597
>As a American, I love hamburgers.
>a American
Foreigner-san, get out
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>>101187591
Oh yeah, whenever the teacher asked me to come write an answer on the board I'd just say "Miss, the only time I stand up in skool is to say the pledge of elegance."

Then she'd smile and toss me a pack of airheads as we playfully bumped scooters.
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>>101187708
Yeah, that fucked up. Time to get a new keyboard.
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>>101187708
>implying this isn't how Americans speak English
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>>101187538
Being an American is rad as hell.
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>>101187708
It's just american education
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>>101187755

See, we know you're not American now since you admitted you were wrong. A true American would have declared his version to be the grammatically correct version and disbarred any un-free bastards who tried to impose their voodoo laws of grammar on him.
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>>101187708
I ain't never heard of a forner sandwich

It good?
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>>101187860
If you paid attention to my sentence, you would realize that I didn't actually blame myself, but my faulty equipment. I was only wrong because of outside forces. I'm actually quite perfect.
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>>101187951

Your keyboard obviously wasn't made in America.

Shoot it.
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>>101187538
Fellow patriot here.
It's funny how you have to explain the joke to nations with little sense of humor.

I thought this joke was common elsewhere
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>>101187936
da fuq bro?
dis niggah ain't from 'round here
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>>101188051

If we're shit here we joke that we're big in Japan.
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why do other countries hate freedom?
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>>101188329
People tend to hate what they don't understand. That's why it our duty to spread Freedom throughout the world so everyone can be an American.
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>>101188508
We have 50 states.
Hell, let's aim for 500
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>>101188581
I thought you guys had 51?
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why would you delete that?
go aim for 500 if you want ;)
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JOSE, CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DON'S EARLY LIGHT



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