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>>101185375
fuck you
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What a two years it was.
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Must have felt awesome.
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>Two years worth of 『ZAAMEN』 made a グラーップ noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna-chan
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That's at least ten semen.
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i never understood whether this was real or not. and i have no way to verify
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>>101186315

It's real. That's why it's so horrifying/hilarious.

Google "Sword Art Online chapter 16.5"
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>どくん、どくん、と二年分の精液が際限なくアスナの中に流れ込んでいく。

The sound is "dokun, dokun"
No idea why I just bothered to track down the raw for this shit.

Anyways, this is actually just a sort of side-story the author created, and put in the 18+ section of his site. (long before the book was published.)
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>>101186482
Cuz he's a manchild
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>>101186482
Just checked. He apparently wrote this back in 2003. (or before that. this archive seems to be from around there, though)

So yeah, the author REALLY wants to forget this story, even though his latest side-stories are called "16.6" and "16.7"....
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>>101186482

It's a fair translation still, since doku is the onomatopoeia for a liquid being pumped (or anything pumping, really).
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Just realized that I downloaded the whole archive of Reki's 18+ section.

I can't tell if these are written by him or not (mostly cause I don't understand moonrunes), but I'm curious about the Kirito x Sakuya x Alica Rue one. comes with a fun picture...
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>>101185966
The best years of our lives
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>>101185375
>endlessly
So it didn't stop?
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>>101187387
>際限なく
>ad infinitum; endlessly
That's what it says.
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>>101186675
>16.7
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

>>101186482
The worst part is that it's pretty much one of the last sentences in the story, so the line reads like a punchline. I find it amazing that some people actually find that story fappable when I think most of us were laughing too hard at the end.
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>>101185375
>Two years worth of thick frustrating semen
>Asuna did not get pregnant

Granted it was a game, but still that is some shit coding. It means her character is infertile or Kirito was sterile.
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>>101187074
Post the picture. I need it for scientific research.
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>>101187805
Material Edition 11. He posted about it on twitter. Says it's called "16.7"

>>101187891
Pic Related is for scientific research of Alica Rue, and Sakuya, only.
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>>101187983
When should we expect that? Summer Comiket? Can I expect it to be about them decorating their house, buying groceries, and grinding fishing and sewing?
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>>101188066
Going by the cover photo he posted for it, I think it's about Asuna learning her place, in the kitchen.
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>>101188066
>>101188127
Also, I believe it's at "COMITIA107" according to his twitter. (Says February 2nd,)
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>>101188127
>learning her place in the kitchen
You forget that her introduction in the LN is Kirito grabbing her and going "Yo, bitch, make me dinner."

>>101188186
Oh good.
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>>101188208
>You forget that her introduction in the LN is Kirito grabbing her and going "Yo, bitch, make me dinner."
That's a fair point.

Makes me wonder how things would have gone if the anime aired in publication order, as opposed to chronological order.
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>>101188378
>Climax in 6 episodes
Nevermind...
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>>101188469
You know who else climaxed in six episodes?
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>>101188525
A man that gets turned on by heart attacks?



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