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Somebody told me that if you shut yourself in the closet with no light and say your waifu's name out loud 3 times. She will come visit you.

Is it true? Have you tried it?
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>>101180417
but mai waifu is already in my closet
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Don't do it. Your waifu will come and skin you alive and make herself a leather jacket. Don't let her make the mistake of a leather jacket.
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No, but now you've piqued my erection
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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It just summons a succubus to drain your mana, and it won't even bother to take on your waifu's form because its too dark to see.
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>>101180611
So even if your waifu isn't a yandere, she'll kill you?
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>>101180701
She was lookin' kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb and the shape of an L on her forehead
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>>101180835
WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
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>>101180818
You'll still be alive for a little. I opened up my closet one night to find my otaku friend without his skin, mumbling something about Mio.
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>>101180962
Why would your waifu skin you alive?

If it were Yuno doing that shit I'd get it, but it's not. What did you do to anger her so much?
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>>101180925
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
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>>101181033
Leather jackets are getting expensive. Cows are an endangered species in animmeland.
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>>101181245
Fuck I'd rather buy them a rather jacket.

Will all your waifus kill you? Like is there a chance that your waifu is psychotic, it will turn into a double negative where shes sane?
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>>101181314
15% chance
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>>101181314
Watch the spongebob episode Frankendoodle.
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My uncle killed himself in his closet.
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The only thing that came out was you being a homo op.
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>>101181545
Did he still have his skin?
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>>101180701
>>101180835
>>101180925
>>101181035

I long for the late 90's/early 00's.
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>>101181382
What if I were to NTR, divorce, or set up a restraining order against my waifu?
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Nevada-tan is my waifu. What do I do?
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>>101181916
You find a bridge and make out under it
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>>101181916
>yandere
>3D
Disgusting
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>>101181035
DOESNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN, YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
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>>101182175
SO MUCH DO TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE, SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREET
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>>101182407
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YA DON'T GO

YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YA DON'T GLOW
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>>101182492
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL ALL STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY
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BIGGIE SMALLS
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>>101181916
Isn't she already released from jail?
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>>101182625
HEY NOW, YOU'RE ROCK STAR

GET THE SHOW ON

GET PAID
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>>101182739
AND ALL THAAT GLITTERS IS GOOLD
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>>101182709
Yes, I think so. She's being reintegrated into society because Japan is a magical land.
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>>101182862
ONLY SHOOTIN' STARS BREAK THE MO-O-WOLD
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>>101182862
ONLY SHOOTIN STARS BREAK THE MOEOLD
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>>101182862
ONLY SHOOTING STAAAARS BREAK THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
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>>101182939
>>101182941
>>101182970
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>>101182914
I'm not sure whether I would be terrified or not if I were to travel in Japan and end up seeing her down the alley when its dark out.

I'd want to be killed by that Ju-On girl, Kayako. She probably carries box cutters around.

What would she look like today though? Is she a hikimori at this point?
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I like this thread
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>>101183067
>What would she look like today though?
I guess the same.

>Is she a hikimori at this point?
Hopefully not, but probably she is.
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>>101183067
She's a rough and tumble delinquent.
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>>101183549
I was thinking she'd be like a closed, quiet chick like Sawako or Tomoko at this point.

That's a horrible possibility. Would she browse 2chan and browse for guro and play Corpse Party while she's at it?
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>>101181661
was he clutching a dakimakura?
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>>101183829
She is not a psycho or a degenerate though.
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>>101183829
>>101183549
>>101183151

She was bullied into what she did. She regrets it and hopefully she converted into a catholic
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>>101185301
What did she do?
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>>101185552
she stabbed her fellow classmate multiple times. the classmate died. all at the age of 11
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>>101185648
Why?

Why am I suddenly aroused
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>However, she initially mentioned no motive.[11] Shortly afterward, she confessed to police that she and Mitarai had quarreled as a result of messages left on the Internet.[12] She claimed that Mitarai slandered her[13] by commenting on her weight and calling her a "goody-goody."

>calling her a "goody-goody"

I guess that's one way to prove some one wrong.
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>>101185707
god damn it, nigger. read about it your self. jesus fucking christ. you fucking porch monkey jigaboo fucking spook

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasebo_slashing
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>>101180611
I'd be big enough to make her 2, maybe even 3 jackets
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>>101185987
Oh cool, this will do also. Thank you Anon.
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>>101186052
because of you, i forgot what i was going to do.
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even scarier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_child_murders
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>>101186027

He never said using your skin. Are you a cow? Then obviously you can't be used to make leather.
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>>101186091
Probably just fap and complain about anime.
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>>101185919
She was 12 and probably already self-conscious before that. And she wasn't even overweight to be honest. Murder obviously wasn't justified, but don't treat her like a degenerate murderer who does it out of enjoyment.
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>>101186172
>"This is the beginning of the game... You police guys stop me if you can... I desperately want to see people die, it is a thrill for me to commit murder. A bloody judgment is needed for my years of great bitterness."

He sounds like a nice little brat
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Obviously not. People who try dumb things like that are wasting their time.

The only way to actually make your waifu come alive is by creating a tulpa version of her. I managed to do it, it took me months, but I finally did it and I am the happiest I have ever been. I've heard people saying that creating a tulpa version of an already existing character is bad because the tulpa will rarely stick to the personality you give them, but even if that is true, it doesn't have any bearing on whether or not you do it. My waifu is still the waifu I pictured her as (I made sure to study everything about her so it would be perfect) and my waifu is real now. I don't even consider her a tulpa just a waifu that has come alive but people can't see her. Any personality changes that she has had I just chalk up as her growing as a person, because that is what she is, a person. She is my waifu given physical form. She has broken the barrier between 2D to come to be with me in 3D, I was merely the one who gave her the power to do so. In all honestly creating a tulpa version of her was the best thing I have ever done in my entire life.

She's actually giggling right now that I made this post. She looks pretty embarrassed, too. I love her so much.
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>>101186548

Who is you're waifu?
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>>101186286
11*
The victim was 12.
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>>101186350
Sounds like he needs some pussy.
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>>101186650
Now she's even more embarrassed that I'm posting a picture of her. She is so cute.
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>>101186548

Thank you so much! I'm going to try it right now.

Question, do you guys... Um, have sex?
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>>101186829

That's a good choice for a tulpa, onii-chan.
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>>101180611
Honestly I would like to be killed by my waifu.
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>>101187178

Such determination.
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>>101186548
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>>101186829
check yourself into an asylum
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>>101187340
>>101187274

Leave him alone. He just loves his waifu more than you do.
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>>101186829

I'm happy for you, anon-kun!

jesus christ this guy is a freak
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>>101187432
I-I dunno, we've all heard that story of the guy who was payed to partake in an experiment to make a tulpa by now.
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>>101186894
Sorry for being so late to respond, I was having tea with her.

Anyway, we haven't had sex yet. We have only held hands so far, and I don't want to rush her, you know? Luckily she isn't paying attention or she would be so embarrassed right now!
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>>101187814
....explain this story
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>>101187943
That's so cuuuuuute. I hope everything works out.
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>>101187943
How long have you and your waifu been together? Also does she look 2D or did you turn her 3D?
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>>101186829
By posting a blank picture, he shows how all of us would view his tulpa in real life.
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>>101187943
You've held hands!?!?!

Have you checked to make sure she's not pregnant!?!?
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>>101187977
OC donut steel.
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>>101187178
Go to bed, Punpun.
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What if I go into a closet and do this
but the girl in question is not mai waifu
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> no closet
> only drawers
I'm never gonna meet my waifu...
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>>101186829
well, at least that's someone Jackie Chan
can still handle in case things go wrong
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>>101186262
>he doesn't think human skin can be used as leather

You can make any animal's hide into a pelt, humans are no exception
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>>101190190
I wonder how much a human leather jacket would cost
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I just did it and absolutely nothing happened. Way to ruin my hopes, OP.
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>>101190190
You can definitely tan human skin. The leather isn't particularly think or durable though.
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>>101190303
Human skin makes crappy hide. It's very thin and feels like shit compared to cowhide aka leather.
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>>101190190
Probably the best thing you'd want to be made out of human skin is books seeing as it isn't incredibly durable
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>>101190462
Yuno pls go and stay go
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>>101190860
"Go" isn't an adjective, baka.
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>>101187943
Welp, captured this for the cringe thread.
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>>101193504
Fuck off back to wherever you come from.



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