Somebody told me that if you shut yourself in the closet with no light and say your waifu's name out loud 3 times. She will come visit you.
Is it true? Have you tried it?
but mai waifu is already in my closet
Don't do it. Your waifu will come and skin you alive and make herself a leather jacket. Don't let her make the mistake of a leather jacket.
No, but now you've piqued my erection
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
It just summons a succubus to drain your mana, and it won't even bother to take on your waifu's form because its too dark to see.
So even if your waifu isn't a yandere, she'll kill you?
She was lookin' kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb and the shape of an L on her forehead
WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
You'll still be alive for a little. I opened up my closet one night to find my otaku friend without his skin, mumbling something about Mio.
Why would your waifu skin you alive?
If it were Yuno doing that shit I'd get it, but it's not. What did you do to anger her so much?
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
Leather jackets are getting expensive. Cows are an endangered species in animmeland.
Fuck I'd rather buy them a rather jacket.
Will all your waifus kill you? Like is there a chance that your waifu is psychotic, it will turn into a double negative where shes sane?
Watch the spongebob episode Frankendoodle.
My uncle killed himself in his closet.
The only thing that came out was you being a homo op.
Did he still have his skin?
I long for the late 90's/early 00's.
What if I were to NTR, divorce, or set up a restraining order against my waifu?
Nevada-tan is my waifu. What do I do?
You find a bridge and make out under it
DOESNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN, YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH DO TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE, SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREET
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YA DON'T GO
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YA DON'T GLOW
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL ALL STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY
Isn't she already released from jail?
HEY NOW, YOU'RE ROCK STAR
GET THE SHOW ON
AND ALL THAAT GLITTERS IS GOOLD
Yes, I think so. She's being reintegrated into society because Japan is a magical land.
ONLY SHOOTIN' STARS BREAK THE MO-O-WOLD
ONLY SHOOTIN STARS BREAK THE MOEOLD
ONLY SHOOTING STAAAARS BREAK THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
I'm not sure whether I would be terrified or not if I were to travel in Japan and end up seeing her down the alley when its dark out.
I'd want to be killed by that Ju-On girl, Kayako. She probably carries box cutters around.
What would she look like today though? Is she a hikimori at this point?
I like this thread
>What would she look like today though?
I guess the same.
>Is she a hikimori at this point?
Hopefully not, but probably she is.
She's a rough and tumble delinquent.
I was thinking she'd be like a closed, quiet chick like Sawako or Tomoko at this point.
That's a horrible possibility. Would she browse 2chan and browse for guro and play Corpse Party while she's at it?
was he clutching a dakimakura?
She is not a psycho or a degenerate though.
She was bullied into what she did. She regrets it and hopefully she converted into a catholic
What did she do?
she stabbed her fellow classmate multiple times. the classmate died. all at the age of 11
Why am I suddenly aroused
>However, she initially mentioned no motive. Shortly afterward, she confessed to police that she and Mitarai had quarreled as a result of messages left on the Internet. She claimed that Mitarai slandered her by commenting on her weight and calling her a "goody-goody."
>calling her a "goody-goody"
I guess that's one way to prove some one wrong.
god damn it, nigger. read about it your self. jesus fucking christ. you fucking porch monkey jigaboo fucking spook
I'd be big enough to make her 2, maybe even 3 jackets
Oh cool, this will do also. Thank you Anon.
because of you, i forgot what i was going to do.
He never said using your skin. Are you a cow? Then obviously you can't be used to make leather.
Probably just fap and complain about anime.
She was 12 and probably already self-conscious before that. And she wasn't even overweight to be honest. Murder obviously wasn't justified, but don't treat her like a degenerate murderer who does it out of enjoyment.
>"This is the beginning of the game... You police guys stop me if you can... I desperately want to see people die, it is a thrill for me to commit murder. A bloody judgment is needed for my years of great bitterness."
He sounds like a nice little brat
Obviously not. People who try dumb things like that are wasting their time.
The only way to actually make your waifu come alive is by creating a tulpa version of her. I managed to do it, it took me months, but I finally did it and I am the happiest I have ever been. I've heard people saying that creating a tulpa version of an already existing character is bad because the tulpa will rarely stick to the personality you give them, but even if that is true, it doesn't have any bearing on whether or not you do it. My waifu is still the waifu I pictured her as (I made sure to study everything about her so it would be perfect) and my waifu is real now. I don't even consider her a tulpa just a waifu that has come alive but people can't see her. Any personality changes that she has had I just chalk up as her growing as a person, because that is what she is, a person. She is my waifu given physical form. She has broken the barrier between 2D to come to be with me in 3D, I was merely the one who gave her the power to do so. In all honestly creating a tulpa version of her was the best thing I have ever done in my entire life.
She's actually giggling right now that I made this post. She looks pretty embarrassed, too. I love her so much.
Who is you're waifu?
The victim was 12.
Sounds like he needs some pussy.
Now she's even more embarrassed that I'm posting a picture of her. She is so cute.
Thank you so much! I'm going to try it right now.
Question, do you guys... Um, have sex?
That's a good choice for a tulpa, onii-chan.
Honestly I would like to be killed by my waifu.
check yourself into an asylum
Leave him alone. He just loves his waifu more than you do.
I'm happy for you, anon-kun!
jesus christ this guy is a freak
I-I dunno, we've all heard that story of the guy who was payed to partake in an experiment to make a tulpa by now.
Sorry for being so late to respond, I was having tea with her.
Anyway, we haven't had sex yet. We have only held hands so far, and I don't want to rush her, you know? Luckily she isn't paying attention or she would be so embarrassed right now!
....explain this story
That's so cuuuuuute. I hope everything works out.
How long have you and your waifu been together? Also does she look 2D or did you turn her 3D?
By posting a blank picture, he shows how all of us would view his tulpa in real life.
You've held hands!?!?!
Have you checked to make sure she's not pregnant!?!?
OC donut steel.
Go to bed, Punpun.
What if I go into a closet and do this
but the girl in question is not mai waifu
> no closet
> only drawers
I'm never gonna meet my waifu...
well, at least that's someone Jackie Chan
can still handle in case things go wrong
>he doesn't think human skin can be used as leather
You can make any animal's hide into a pelt, humans are no exception
I wonder how much a human leather jacket would cost
I just did it and absolutely nothing happened. Way to ruin my hopes, OP.
You can definitely tan human skin. The leather isn't particularly think or durable though.
Human skin makes crappy hide. It's very thin and feels like shit compared to cowhide aka leather.
Probably the best thing you'd want to be made out of human skin is books seeing as it isn't incredibly durable
Yuno pls go and stay go
"Go" isn't an adjective, baka.
Welp, captured this for the cringe thread.
Fuck off back to wherever you come from.