What anime is this scrotum sorcerer from?
boku no fellatio fairy
Tantei Opera Milky Holmes
You can read more about it here http://myanimelist.net/anime/7768/Tantei_Opera_Milky_Holmes
Sage because this should go on >>>/r/
What a semen swilling smegma sequesterer.
I too am curious as to the origins of this schlong sheikh
These anons aren't being serious... right?
That stiffy sultan is from milky homos.
These threads make me lose more hope for the board than 'Why do you still watch x' because of retards like this
Milky Holmes, I think.
I guess /a/ really is at the end of it's lifespan
Their'are ironically being ironic
The joke's on you! >>101180013 ironically was ironically being double ironic
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
Who is this penis machinist?
So why do we refer to Sheryl as a semen demon? Did I miss a meme, do people like Milky Holmes now?
Oh right, I have to make that milky holmes music collection for that anon from last thread.
I'm gonna do it now.
You missed the point perhaps this isn't the board for you. This board is for recommendation fags.
Away with you trash of the earth.
There are levels of irony operating here you just don't understand, fyccboi
Boku no Dame - The Cleanest Asshole of the Universe
In the old days, she was the penis receptacle. Later, /a/ decided that the term had to either rhyme or be alliterative.
And yeah, people seem to like the Milk, now.
Like demon semon?
Anyone else confused?
The scariest part is that they're two different people.
Must penis kokoro
what the hell happened to this place
Yea, first thing i checked was the time of both posts. I, i dont think i want to learn anymore about them.
I can't like Sherlock. She's too scary for me. Imagine her knocking on your door and wanting to investigate you.
I would run away right there.
Can we report them for advertising and that one guy announcing his sage? They are incredibly new and denser than Sheryl
Report to the authorities if found
That's not even Tyrone, is it?
I don't really know actually.
It's clearly Mike Tyson.
Tsugiko is the best cop
I believe it's Sherlock Soy.
Sheryl is pure you jerks, just look at her face.
Haven't seen that one.
Added to the filter.
>implying there actually are people who sexualizes sheryl
You stupid fucking cunts. You do realize that if you keep this up, half of the threads on /a/ will simply be requests for sources or recommendation threads?!
/a/ may seem like a dickhead with it's posts, but there is a method in the cuntyness
It was 9 hours ago
Let it go
But I'm not sure what's worse, the attempted spoonfeeding or the ignorance to these threads. Fuck, it's not even an old trend
This isn't even a rec thread.
I thought you're dead german nazi bro.
Oh wait, me too
Somebody on Futari wa Not Milky Holmes's Original Smooth Piano
>I listen this 3 times yet and must say that there is quite mature and pleasant music for this girly show and what is great no slapstick or crazy comedy music there + everything is live(no samples) - strings, woodwinds, brass and in few tracks is also choir.
What? Can't accept someone liking stuff you don't like?
More like I don't understand most of what that person's trying to say.
Japan is quite funny. Funnier than futanari wa
That person likes that BGM/soundtrack of Futari wa and finds it fitting to the show. As in
>no slapstick or crazy comedy music
Damn nips and their shit taste
>everything is live(no samples) - strings, woodwinds, brass and in few tracks is also choir.
Really? I swear everything was fucking smooth piano when I suffered
She looks like a cum antichrist to me
Yes. That means you too
That's not Tyrone!
Seriously why are this dudes videos spread out all over the interweb. Does he have a channel?
Different people uploading them. If you check his fiverr page there's a number of video's hes done there for people. Real ones mixed in with the stuff he's been getting from /a/ and such.
What's the name of this Manmeat Monster?
What is the name of that jizz jeremiah?
Best magical girl
I have no idea what's this thread about, but i always come anyway because of that stupid face in OP's pic.
This thread is pathetic.
>tfw milky holmes is dead
...like your shirt?
Who are you quoting, oniisan?
someone does every time there is a milky holmes thread now. I am pretty sure they are just good at knowing what /a/ doesn't like but you never know
We Eurobeat now
1 day im going to pick this up purely because of these threads.
and i like loli's
Do you like floors too?
do it now
Thats what I did about 8 months ago, now I am dead.
Nah, and i dont like sinks that much either.
Maybe someday , give me some reasons why this should be placed higher up on my backlog.
because it will melt your brains with fun and make you become literally autistic.
Because this screenshot isn't edited.
I marathoned it in preparation because I saw that Futari was going to be airing the next season. Nobody warned me that it would come to this.
>give me some reasons why this should be placed higher up on my backlog.
Let me put it this way. When Milky Holmes began I was one year away from getting a MBA from a college I attended on a football scholarship. I had a girlfriend who wanted us to get "at least" engaged after we had graduated. I had a relatively large circle of friends. Milky Holmes was something I was going to watch for relaxation when taking a break from work.
I have long since dropped out from college. I still don't have that degree. I wear satin panties and a genuine sailor fuku when pleasuring myself with my tenga. I haven't spoken to anyone who wasn't on /a/, /jp/ or in my head for the last six months. I edit Wikipedia articles about mystery writers. I collect children's shoes.
Milky Holmes will change your life.
Damn man, nearly the same thing happened to me. I have no regrets.
anime is like heroin
Im scared knowing this.
you won't be after you watch it, your brain may forever past repair after but you will enjoy it. Join us
A-after finishing the second season I dropped out of university and moved back in with my mom. I have changed all of my computer backgrounds to Sheryl and am saving up for a pink wig. Soon we will be one.
I remember there is an anon that had to go to rehab because he wanted to put his penis in kokoro chan so bad. He got out and said he learned nothing, neither have I
>I collect children's shoes
That sounds very interesting.
Kokoro a best.
What anime is this muse of carnal abuse from?
OH EM GEE DIS THRED IS SO POST-POST-IRONIC POMO AS FUCK EPIN~ :^3
God, stop talking as if you hold some moral high ground. You're on enemy territory, so just shut the fuck up and don't tell others what THEY should do when it's you who's obviously in the wrong.
I bet you report people for posting :< in Onee-chan threads.
Dame (dame) dame (dame) damedame (damedame)
To be fair the :< spam is actually cancerous in those threads last I checked.
I know I would if I knew how to report someone
:> != :<
And Gatchaman threads derailed to shit pretty often because of people spamming :> instead of discussing the show. Then they'd raid other threads, too.
I said IN Onee-chan threads. There's no excuse for not flipping that layer though.
Onee-chan threads also turned to shit once people started spamming :<. Do I need to spell everything out for you?
Not enough zeros.
You are spelling everything. We're communicating through text. I would prefer it if you would record all subsequent responses on Vocaroo though.
Onee-chan threads are fine. They almost never happen outside of the air day and there's never much to discuss anyway. I've been in all of them and they've never been shit. Why do you hate fun?
Why don't you hate shitposting?
Is the equivalent question I could respond with.
The moment 'fun' is mentioned, discussion always goes to shit
My absolute nigga
It's not shitposting. It's not ill-intentioned and it's on topic in Onee-chan threads because it's the characters face. Shitposting doesn't just mean things that don't meet my personal standards. It's a term that defined in the FAQ and :< doesn't fit the definition.
What are you talking about? When has an Onee-chan thread ever been derailed by someone posting :<? it hasn't happened and it never will. If people are spamming that in some other threads, that's something completely different.
>If people are spamming that in some other threads, that's something completely different.
Guess who fucking brought it up in an unrelated thread.
I'm not spamming the face, you baka. I'm arguing with someone who's hating on this thread by offering another example of something else that they probably think is shit because they don't actually participate in those threads. :<
It wasn't even a relevant example. It's a shit-awful comparison.
It's a perfectly relevant example. Both things look like shitposting to an outside observer but both are actually treasured aspects of culture of their respective threads posters.
You're retarded, I'm not continuing this argument.
If you want to get the last word feel free to reply.
So I've been watching this but Moriarty just came in and where did he come from?
fuck you moot
I miss S1 & 2. Although no subs 5ever during season 2 did suck.
I did not expect the thread to survive the night.
Good job mikans, I should probably continue working on that milky holmes music request
>I did not expect the thread to survive the night.
Wow, I'm crying here. Is that how little you think of me?
Wow I was late to this thread, here's that thing I keep posting for reasons
>Marathon the 1st and second seasons
>Pretty fun 7/10 shows just lighthearted and silly
>Watch 3rd season
>It was shit
I should have listened
>there are still people voting for ダメ
My main concern is if this is an accurate reading. There's that one anon that keeps saying he's voted around 4 times or more.
I'd like to see just how many of us there are.
>There's that one anon that keeps saying he's voted around 4 times or more.
Uh, that's me. Dynamic IPs change every couple of days and this poll is already a month old.
I'm also the one who made the poll in the first place. Thanks for posting the link in every thread. Makes me warm and fuzzy
I can feel the draining of my semen
>just lighthearted and silly
Please, anon, you're understating its stupidness.
I say that with reverence of course.
Solve this Japanese name riddle and win a MilkyCoin™
She will evolve nicely.
>from semen demon to loyal wife
except it would just be level 0 level 0 level 0 and always Sheryl
Here /a/ just for you
But everyone knows that liking Milky Holmes is a clear indicator of good taste
Type it out so i can actually read it with rikaikun please~
Here, you lazy damedame
Was about to say that.
It doesn't mean anything!
What part of 'riddle' don't you understand?
There's a hidden meaning to it
What is it?
Hey guys I'm going to pay Tyrone to say something with pic related.
What should I make him say about the Milkys?
I suggest you wait until tomorrow. I have no ideas right now
did someone pay Tyrone to laugh?
I have been wanting to know this since it was made
Can you change the pic and make it an advertisement for MilkyCoin?
Of course. No one can laugh that long naturally
is milkycoin actually a cyber currency?
>Of course. No one can laugh that long naturally
So surely you haven't watched Milky Holmes Season 2, no?
Right, except that
That is not my gif
Yeah of course, I'm willing to submit any ideas you guys have!
i thought they were semen shekels
Does he accept videos as the background?
Nope, only images and gifs. The gifs run at a good 3 FPS, however.
I think I have an idea. I'll get back to you when I get home
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
To the anon who's going to make a Tyrone:
What's your opinion of Futari wa Milky Holmes
>What's your opinion of Futari wa Milky Holmes
It never happened.
Great. I was thinking of making him rage about being tricked into watching the worst thing off. And then finish off by calmly asking the eternal question of 'What anime is this semen demon from?'
But that's just escapism!
>And then finish ever by calmly asking the eternal question of
Do you know who the simon diamond is?
No, do you?
Why would I ask if I know who it is myself?
Don't ask me!
What are they watching? The semon demon investigation?
Calm your panties down mikan, we're still in page 9
The progress is going well, they've nearly discovered this demon's identity
Who is it?
So what's the current status of the music comp?
Nero is a bitch
In the process of renaming tag cause I'm that autistic.
I should at least give you the spreadsheet I made
There are exactly 150 unique songs in 24 albums.
I'm afraid to say that we're unable to reveal those details to the general public as this current time, for fear of our suspect's well being.
We plan on bring him or her in alive
Not that anon but holy shit
How can I make Tsugiko suck my dick?
Sexiest character design ever
Well Im actually a futa anon
We can't all be perfect
can I be a lesbian
If you desire so suck on the vagina of your fellow /a/non
I'll start learning moon properly this month I swear
I'm even going to study it at university
Im drunk at the moment
I'll continue the music comp tomorrow
If anybody's going to take care of the thread for me, you're be making a mikan very grateful.
What anime is that cock compactor from?
Futari wa Pretty Cure
>all these people falling for it
inb4 >pretending to be retarded
I wish to take Zenigata Tsugiko out for a nice romantic dinner.
The responses were because there were 2 within 20 seconds of eachother that said the same thing. It was merely mind boggling that two people said the same absurd thing at virtually the same time.
Also, you are responding to a 14 hour old post. Fuck off
It's a day and 14 hours post. Remember, this is a milky holmes thread
Oh yea! Today is friday!
Creepy. nice job though
That gives me a idea. This may take some time though, but if I were you I'd have a clean pair of pants handy for the next few threads.
This thread still had some life in it. Don't be too pessimistic
Actually I wasn't, well if anything maybe towards myself. What I meant is Its going to take me a some time to make it.I'm doing something I've never done myself. plus I have a lot of other shit I should be doing.
J-Just pretend I was never here.
Sorry, I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm getting a little silly.
its friday but im not even excited
because you're here
im just kidding im sorry. Its because..
Can I sleep now guys? I promise I'll be back in 4 hours
Sure, I'll keep the thread alive.
hey you aren't me, imposter. But you are right
Tyrone isn't even Tyrone. That's not him, though.
Looks like this place is FULL of imosters.
How can I be sure I've been watching the real semen demon this whole time?
>mfw there actually are people who enjoy this trash
>mfw there are people who don't enjoy this trash
Here's some remixed trash!
>mfw you're a meanie pants
Why is Kokoro so cute?
But she's not
I don't see enough evidence to support that claim.
Suck on my evidence
OH HAI YOH minna-san! I'm back.
>mfw nobody solved the riddle
This one: >>101238466
And you damedames call yourself detectives.
Which character would you have sex with?
No sexualizing, you sexualizing fiend
I'm still learning how to moon, so please don't laugh. Is this how you wright it out? 分車ッ步゛者金走
I want to put my penis in Kokoro chan
But Twenty already sexualizes himself.
How can you screw up that badly: >>101241411
The real challenge is deciphering the meaning
I didn't get it. Was the pronunciation supposed to sound like English?
oh god, how did I miss that. I need to get some sleep.
No. Hint: try remembering the full name of that demon
I don't understand
what is his fiver
Saw this thread this morning. Glad it's still here
I feel like I may be thinking about it to hard, or not hard enough. I just don't know anymore.
It's okay anon.
Here's a consolation prize
What touhou is this?
Guy who's going to pay Tyrone here again.
Any ideas on what to make him say yet?
Stop doing that shit, it stopped being funny after the third video
and what the fuck does this have to do with this thread?
Why is Nero such a bitch?
As long as the exact phrase: "what anime is this semen demon from" is there, I'll enjoy it.
>no fun allowed
Don't be such a bitch neero
Can we make him rage about futari
>not made fully out of kokoro-chans or even G4s
Pathetic. Will not save.
FUCK THIS SHITE
FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHITE
WHY DID YOU DO THIS JAPAN?
(Change pic to 'semen demon')
What anime is this semen demon from?
(Needs some expanding in the rage part and find a better pic)
I'm taking a shot at it. something about sharing sherlock?
You're close! The riddle is about her full name though
since they sound similar in nihongo
Where did you get that?
From the image.
It was just one of the rough translations I found then combined.
分 share 輪 ring
But I get it now. yeah, I was thinking to hard.
2/5. You got the idea. Post the full answer and win the prize!
Is it Sherlock Sheryl Shellingford?
It's from Magi.
It's Sherlock Shellingford but in Japanese order
>Share Ring Ford Shore Lock
A winner is you!
Trade this limited edition MilkyCoin™ in for a free season 3!
Sequel to Futari wa Milky Holmes Alternative.
Does Milky have internet connection?
Of course! They sometimes hang out in the threads. Probly by borrowing / stealing Henriette's computer
Any one have a .gif of Sher falling down the stairs here?
She's too fucking cute.
I wonder what's the original music from
She's regular cute. Don't sexualise.
They make it hard to resist.
I want an Austin Powers-esque spin off with the Geniuses
What the hell kind of superpower is "austin" supposed to be?
Not that anon, but it's a movie series
You're messing with me, aren't ya
This one here makes me wanna rewatch the series again
This is now the oldest thread on /a/
It feels so good
Ah I misread that as 10
that's strange considering that after viewing this anime, I landed a job a Konami.
that's strange considering that after viewing this anime, I became the little girl
I am the little girl before viewing this anime. Suck it
I want to put penis in Kokoro-chan's sweet and squishy asshole. Is that normal?
Who the HELL are you supposed to be?
I still like Hercule a lot.
She's strong and pure
What was the point of saying it?
Don't be giving me those puppydog eyes
MILKY HOLMES WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER WITHOUT YOU
I hate Nero so FUCKING much
What awful tastes you have there anon
>hating on Nero when these 'things' exist
Also, Nero second best milky
Aw, come on guys don't fight.
First is Sheryl, right?
Umm this is an ENGLISH board
How can a Sheryl hate another Sheryl
This makes me magomago suru
damn, i see that pink girl everytime i browse /a/. Time to watch this shit.
You won't regret it
you know what the show's about, right?
I was like that before Milky Holmes, so I didn't notice any changes.
Nero is love.
Mein afroamerikaner bruder
but she's not best
A shitty one that failed horribly and anon needs to get over already?
Suck what? I don't understand.
Put on this perfectly reasonable outfit and I'll show you.
Wouldn't you like to know?
What the hell? This thread is still alive?
Oh I think she knows. Kokoro-chan too.
How many times have you masturbated to Sheryl?
Marry - Fuck - Kill - Exorcise
You know the drill.
Choose Your Next Milky Holmes Episode!
Play the game of Milky Roulette:
>Every Futari wa Milky Holmes episode
Fuck your rules, I'm going to watch the beach/prison episode.
Check your privilege
Choose Your Next Milky Holmes Episode!
I got Lard
Check your privilege
I'm going to bed, but can you keep this thread up again?
I may be damedame, but I'm not THAT damedame.
I'm going to bed myself in 3 hours. Any volunteers?
>34% of dying a horrible death
I'll try, but I'm a だめだめ.
Just remember to bump every hour or so.
Even a 駄目駄目 can do that!
There are usually other milkyfriends here so you won't be alone
Exorcise the semon demon
About to start Milky Holmes. What can I expect?
It's good stuff.
SHERYL A SHIT NERO MASTER RACE
I defended your bitch all the time and this is the thanks I get? Mai haato ;_;
You fucking damedames