Alright mister, what do you think you're doing?
You call this a room?
This is a pigsty!
I want you to straighten up this area now!
You are a disgusting slob!
Stand up straight! Tuck in that shirt!
Shave that neckbeard, throw away those cheetos!
What is that?
Wipe that smile off your face!
Do you understand!?
What is that?
An anime pin?
On your uniform?
What kind of a man are you?
You're worthless and weak!
You do nothing, You are nothing, You sit in here all day and mastrurbate to that sick, repulsive, anime!
I carried an M-16 and you, You carry that, that, that, penis!
Who are you?
Where do you come from?
Are you listening to me?
What do you want to do with your life?
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
Dee Snyder is best girl, would cum inside
b-but I clean my room everyday
>missing turning twanger into a dick joke
I carried an M-16 and you, You carry that, that, that, electric wanker
He was only in two TS music videos. Why didn't he go on to be a big hollywood superstar?
HOLY FUCK OFF BY ONE
You're right. I'm sorry, guy who OP is making a reference to, this is indeed a pigsty. I can't believe I have allowed myself to live in this trainwreck of a room for this long. I can't walk literally one foot after getting out of bed without tripping over or running into something. Everything is stacked upon each other in a disorderly fashion. Pencils around the room are strewn with no regard for order. The closet is stuffed to the point where it's comedic. The trash bucket has been filled for three weeks. It is overflowing. Kleenex spill over the brim and fall onto the floor. One lone tissue falls down by my side. I pop a pimple, reach for the used tissue, and wipe away the pus. I start to feel congested and reach for the same tissue to blow my nose. I start to feel congested in my pelvic region and blow my load, once again cleaning up my bodily fluids with the same Kleenex. This is not out of a regard for conservation of tissue resources, but out of lethargy. Personal hygiene has been tossed by the wayside in favor of a slight convenience. I live in filth. Nay - I am filth.