>you will never have a cute daughter and dress her like Illya
Life is hard.
It's still not too late, probably
>your daughter will never have her own route
You're making me want to kill myself.
Oh god, if I ever get married/have a daughter, I'll dress her like Illya.
Fuck you OP
Illya is my daughteru so that does hurt a lot.
>Dad, I don't want to wear this
>Don't touch my hair! I don't like it this way!
>Why do I have to keep holding this staff?
>Daddy, people are looking at me weird
Just a couple of photos honey, then all the chocolate you want.
Don't worry I'll bash those weirdos later, you're only supposed to be my Illya.
Why would I ever let anyone else in my loli rape dungeon?
>Shut up and do as you're told!
>God no wonder your mom left
>implying my unborn daughter will dislike being Illya
Humbert Humbert pls
>you still have custody of your kid
>wanting your daughter to get deflowered
You mean you're waifu? you had one job /a/non
It's easy. All you do is plant the dildos you use to molest your daughter in her hotel room.
Like hell that bitch is going to take my only accomplishment in life
>Not wanting the best daughterfu.
>you have a son
>not dressing Yotsuba as Illya
I still don't see what's stopping you
You can still dress him up as a girl anon. Just tell him its a game of pretend.
>he starts playing basketball with the kids who are a year or two older
trapfags pls go
>is a beta fag
Why is google giving me nothing? ;_;
I'm not your Dad, I'm a little girl too.
Like father like son
If I can't make him a dick loving cross dressing freak than I failed as a father
Yup, I can see it already.
He can do that, as long as he still dresses like a girl. Hell, it'd be healthy for them to develop an attraction to him.
>he starts having sex with girls and talks with the newest generation of jock slang
That's when you take matters into your own hands, tie him down, and dress him up as a magical girl.
Lolis or old hags? This is important.
Hey, maybe the girls are lesbians and into tom'boys'. Though if it comes down to it, I'm willing to trick him into thinking he turned into a real girl.
Girls the same age as him
>not having your son make tender love to cute lolis, living your dreams through him
How will you do that?
And how old is he?
>Yfw your own son calls anime dumb and hates you for being a social retard.
>Your son starts bullying you at home.
>Haha, what the fuck are you watching, faggot? Is that some gay shit?
>N-no, it's the latest m-monogatari season-
>I don't give a fuck, nerd. It's gay as fuck. Shut up.
Stealth dick tucking
I already only buy him girl's clothes so that's no problem.
>You will never give your son a cybernetic eye with a hidden camera so you can pretend to be him when he plows lolis.
Hags then, if he's old enough for sex.
>Several years into the future
>All the stuff we're waiting for hasn't been released, but still getting more bakemono series.
Go outside and chop fire wood.
Are you sure it matters? 3DPD is still 3DPD. I'd really like a way to get a daughter without getting involved in 3DPD too.
>blessed with male heir
>bitches about it
I feel bad for the boy, having a fag for a father
Welp, someone's up for adoption.
>you will never have a cute daughter period
Fuck you /a/. Just when I was beginning to grow comfortable I suddenly get these unwanted desires for fatherhood and get all depressed.
But 3D lolis are not PD. They are still cute, just nowhere near as cute as the 2D ones
>he turns down all your offers to bond with him and goes to friends parties instead
>he starts having sex young because kids are having sex younger and younger
>but still no kizu
Thank you, sir.
>1. don't be sterile
>2. fuck a woman
>4. profit(repeat if the first child isn't a girl)
It is the curse of /a/. We make you scorn 3DPD but then make you realize they are the only way to the cute daughter you never knew you wanted.
If I had a cute loli daughter, I'd definitely have her cosplay various loli from anime and manga.
If he's fucking lolis then I'll set up a hidden camera in his room.
Not sure which of your 3 is most despair inducing.
Sometimes I get that too. Then I realize I am an engineer, so I just need make a cute robot daughteru.
But accepting the burden of that contract means... Being poor for the rest of my life and probably fighting for the rest of my life just to see her.
>Haruhi S3 was teased, but Kyoani stopped production because fujoshis raided the building for another Free! trilogy
>FMP has been erased from history books
>GuP never gets a S2
>Kill la Kill goes to shit after its second season that should've never happened, currently on season 7.
3D lolis are cute, but I honestly only find 2D ones sexually attractive.
Something about their faces.
GuP s2 is a matter of time. It prints money.
Laughed at KnK though.
You should get a surrogate mom. basically just pay some chick to be a womb for your daughter and then she leaves.
Genetically engineered loli catgirls are still not available for purchase.
What the fuck are we doing as a species? Why are we even on earth? What are we working towards if this is not the ultimate goal?
>marrying means getting poor and divorced eventually
Only if you have a shitty unemployed wife.
That's it. I'm going out to find a girl.
Maybe not a pure girl, maybe not a perfect girl, definitely not a needy type but a good girl. A nice girl even.
I'm closing this thread and not coming back.
Anon, enjoying secretly watching your own child fuck 3D 10 year olds, is really fucking crossing the line
>not a shitty wife
Get a load of this retard.
Where do you think you ar--
Wait no, you are totally right.
>You will never have a cute daughter
>She will never smile this brightly for you or anything
>She won't be a light of innocence in this shitty world filled only with suffering
>Instead only suffering and death awaits us
I need a drink but I don't have one.
What happens when your "loli" grows up?
>3D over 2D
>Not dying alone while holding onto your perfect 2D waifus with dick in hand
I seriously hope my fellow /a/nons don't do this.
>my opinion is a fact
I don't care what you do /a/non as long as it makes you happy and does not hurt anyone else. Good luck
Be thankful you don't find real little girls attractive.
She won't. That's definitely something I can control.
Robots can be that and much more. Better than limited biological creatures.
Wait 20 years, I'll make a companycalled daughteru. You just fucking wait. You can start thinking abut what modular parts you want to purchase.
They all come with this setting.
Don't give in.
What's with the faggotry in this thread?
Waiting on blurays before I watch. How long do I have to wait? Don't sugar coat it, friends.
> I'll make a companycalled daughteru. You just fucking wait. You can start thinking abut what modular parts you want to purchase.
Only ignore the fact that won't be your daughter, just some pieces of metal assembled together and programed to call you ''daddy''.
you help her find her place in life
you wish her luck on whatever matters most to her
you try to be a good influence
you drive her to prom
you be there for her
you scold her for drinking
she gets mad at you
you show her you trust her
she thanks you
she moves on in life
she finds her own place
she gets engaged
you enjoy her wedding
you realize it's all about her
she loves you
And she can be my baseball team's manager, next door neighbor's daughter, school council president, childhood friend, etc.
Technology is beautiful.
Blood-tier are only relevant on bro-sis incest. For fatherly bonds, it's not as important.
2D > 3DPD is an objective fact.
Again, YOUR opinion.
Who will the daughteru be based off of?
You really don't know what that word means apparently. This is like saying water being wet is an opinion.
Yo what the fu
Totally the same context.
Ok, think what you want, if it helps you sleep at night.
Nobody in particular. I'd obviously make pre-made Daughterus, maybe 10~15 types with different ethnicities and skin colors, in case looks are not important. However, I imagine custom built daughterus would be more popular for obvious reasons.
Collect data from you and 2~3 generations past, simulate possible genetic characteristics, and randomize possibilities.
A third method would be a The Sims approach, where you can choose all the parts yourself.
Why not have it like Mr. Potato head?
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOO
Hope I've raised her well
Hope she's gotten over me and wants to break up.
>I want to hide this thread because it's making me suicidal
>But then I'd be hiding a pure and happy face just to ease my own suffering
That's child abuse, motherfucker.
>not staying with your waifu until the very end
0/10 shitty husbando
>dressing a child in a costume for fun
Are you retarded?
The problem with this sort of new product is presentation. Although people are conscious that it's a machine, it's a tool meant to replace a non-existant human. If you added that sort of heavy modification, you'd have a mental barrier with the product.
Remember the Artifical Intelligence movie? The MC boy was dumped because he failed to emulate a child. Worse yet, when you saw the rows of identical Davids, it makes it all too clear that those aren't "individuals". This sort of stuff needs to be marketed in a very special way.
Speaking of AI, what if the buyer doesn't want the the daughteru anymore, will it be destroyed?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
It's not about me leaving her, it's about her wanting to leave me.
Now that's a problem of ethics. Self-aware machines need legal rights in order to prevent things such as shown in the movie.
Obviously, purchasing a daughteru is ethically no different from adopting. You can't return her, and you msut care for her with the same things you'd do a child(schooling, clothes, and maintenance).
If swear to kami that if I ever happen to have a daughter, I'll be the best fucking dad on the goddamn earth.
And dress her like Illya, obviously. Winter would be the best season, with her casual purple snow attire and stuff.
So Carnival and Halloween are child abuse too? And the school events when you make the children wear silly outifts and dance in front of the parents, too?
Or is it child abuse only when it's anime themed?
Anime themed obviously
> school events when you make the children wear silly outifts and dance in front of the parents
A particular memory comes to mind. Fuck you.
>Winter would be the best season
But Ilya hates winter you monster.
> Bought 'her' the maginacl girl staff and outfit she wanted so bad. Or 'him' the sentai belt and outfit he wanted so bad.
> Child abuse
You're retarded, just admit it.
I think it just did for everyone in the thread
I hope you mean home schooling, because that just won't be fair nor reasonable to have a child in elementary limbo.
I mean she won't grow up.
I figure that daughterus won't be very affordable things within my lifetime, so if you can afford one, you can probably afford a good school, or even home schooling.
You doubt the power of science my son.
Growing up is an option.
No, it's just that sending a robot to school is pointless. I mean, it'll be too advanced for the average human student and remain at the same age.
If I buy a daughteru robot/loli catgirl android/whatever, I don't want her to become an adult. That's silly. I mean, I'm sure some people will, but many won't.
In that case, buy an Oculus Rift. The idea I am proposing is an artificial human. You don't have the right to stop her from growing up and maturing.
In fact, growing up and maturing are aspects of human life, and as a human emulator, they absolutely must have growth.
How to actualy do this would be tricky. She must weight the same as a human child of the same age. I figure every 6 months, you'd have to take her to a "clinic"(tech assist) so our company could extend her limbs.
>Not having to feed her food that her body reconfigures into her new body during an 8 hour daily rest period
Do you even little girl?
More on this:
Daughterus would have to be purchased at a determined age(maybe 7~9). Never older. At this point, she begings growing on her own, but you'd have to regularly take her to a tech assist shop, so they can update her parts onto the next "age range". At 18, she would stop growing.
Mechanically, this is difficult, but feasible. The biggest hurdles to bring this about would be:
-Making it affordable, so not only the ultra-rich can get to own a Daughteru;
-Making her light enough, to emulate the weight of a small child;
-How to power this device for extended periods of time. Her skin must be warm, as msut be her breath. She has to be able to move long distances and go long periods without recharging;
-The worst of how: How the HELL do you teach a computer to be self-aware?
I too have photos I want to burn.
Nigga please. I am trying to aim for something that can be acchieved within my lifetime.
Man this look complicated, and expensive.
Guess i'm gonna stay with the old method of Ponos goes into Vagoo
You need to dream bigger.
Makes you appreciate evolution.
You need to get a job so you can buy my Daughterus(trademark) in 20 years.
Wait a minute, what show is this from?
The archive and google give me nothing.
But I have a job. I am working right now.
Keep at it. I am writing this all down.
If within your lifetimes you see a company called Daughteru, keep in mind it started here. Good night.
>In that case, buy an Oculus Rift.
VR will be the closest thing to creating this kind of relationship within our lifetime anyway. It'll also be a lot less costly.
What doujin is thatt pic from. (It was a doujin right?) google is giving me nothing.
If I were rich I would marry, get a daughter and name her Marisa.
I only need money but I don't know how to get it without any effort.
The easiest way to get money is to have money.
Nothing comes without effort unless you were born in a golden cradle
Get that ass to work or no cute daughteru for you.
>cuteness is about dimension
O-okay. I'll become a comic artist/mangaka. I think that was my dream when I was a kid.
Those guys are dirty rich right?
I don't think even the most successful mangakas are rich.
Become an engineer or something.
but that's what it's all about
If you say so.
MY DAUGHTER WILL NOT BE ILLYA.
as for the daughter it's very likely that i will have one but i won't make her dress like IIlya.
>PEOPLE CAN ONLY LEAVE LEGALLY
Best fucking idea I've ever read in this shithole. Now I just need a girlfriend, 1-3 years of relationship and a daughter.
My son is going to fuck everyone who just posted's daughter
Last Christmas my older cousin came to visit for the first time in forever. He has three kids. Oldest is a young girl, probably somewhere between 6-9.. I don't really remember. But holy shit being around her made me realize how much I want a daughter. Then I realized how it's probably going to never happen. Shit's depressing, yo. Fuck you, /a/. She even turned onto me and at one point approached me and asked me for a slice of cheese.. s-so I cut her a little bit off ;_;
Funny, whenever relatives bring little girls around to me I realise how much 2D is superior
Either making noise or playing on their ipads
You just have to make sure that he takes the right path to wizardry.
>people always tell me that I'll be a great father because I'm nice to kids
B-But I need to be handsome and have money for that...
You got that wrong anon.
>Be santa for office christmas party
>friends say "They let YOU near their kids?"
But what happens when he realizes that, if he exists, then you defied the path of wizardry? Truly he would scorn you for his entire life for betraying the guild.
Huh. I didn't get it either.
Oh, wait. Thumbnail vs. full image. Nice recognition, Google.
>Have excellent genes
>Very handsome, very smart
>Women from all over want the D
>Really want a daughter
>Even a son would be alright but I'd raise my daughter like a boy anyway
>Would be a great father, often told so and confidently believe them
>Cannot for the life of me find a woman who would be a good mother
>Although, every woman seems to think she would be