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>you will never have a cute daughter and dress her like Illya

Life is hard.
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>>101175375
It's still not too late, probably
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>your daughter will never have her own route
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>>101175375
You're making me want to kill myself.

Good job.
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>>101175375
Oh god, if I ever get married/have a daughter, I'll dress her like Illya.

2cute4me
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Fuck you OP

Illya is my daughteru so that does hurt a lot.
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>Dad, I don't want to wear this
>It's uncomfortable
>Don't touch my hair! I don't like it this way!
>Why do I have to keep holding this staff?
>Daddy, people are looking at me weird
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>>101175834
Just a couple of photos honey, then all the chocolate you want.

Don't worry I'll bash those weirdos later, you're only supposed to be my Illya.
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>>101175834
Why would I ever let anyone else in my loli rape dungeon?
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>>101175834
>Shut up and do as you're told!
>God no wonder your mom left
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>>101175834
>implying my unborn daughter will dislike being Illya
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>>101175937
Humbert Humbert pls
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>>101175978
>mom left
>you still have custody of your kid
Funny joke
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>>101175479
>wanting your daughter to get deflowered
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>>101175978
You mean you're waifu? you had one job /a/non
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>>101176090
It's easy. All you do is plant the dildos you use to molest your daughter in her hotel room.
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>>101176090
Like hell that bitch is going to take my only accomplishment in life
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>Not wanting the best daughterfu.
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>you have a son
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>>101176247
>not dressing Yotsuba as Illya
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>>101176291
I still don't see what's stopping you
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>>101176291
You can still dress him up as a girl anon. Just tell him its a game of pretend.
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>>101176366
>>101176371
>he starts playing basketball with the kids who are a year or two older
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>>101176366
>>101176371
trapfags pls go
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>>101176291
>is a beta fag
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>>101176371
>>101176366
Yes, and?
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>>101175375
>No source

Why is google giving me nothing? ;_;
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>>101175834
I'm not your Dad, I'm a little girl too.
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>>101176520
Like father like son
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>>101176470
>>101176490
If I can't make him a dick loving cross dressing freak than I failed as a father
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>>101176520
Yup, I can see it already.
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>>101176470
He can do that, as long as he still dresses like a girl. Hell, it'd be healthy for them to develop an attraction to him.
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>he starts having sex with girls and talks with the newest generation of jock slang
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>>101176788
That's when you take matters into your own hands, tie him down, and dress him up as a magical girl.
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>>101176788
Lolis or old hags? This is important.
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>>101176788
Hey, maybe the girls are lesbians and into tom'boys'. Though if it comes down to it, I'm willing to trick him into thinking he turned into a real girl.
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>>101176961
Girls the same age as him
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>>101176788
>not having your son make tender love to cute lolis, living your dreams through him
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>>101176990
How will you do that?
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>>101177009
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>>101177009
And how old is he?
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>>101176788
>Yfw your own son calls anime dumb and hates you for being a social retard.
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>>101176788
>Your son starts bullying you at home.

>Haha, what the fuck are you watching, faggot? Is that some gay shit?
>N-no, it's the latest m-monogatari season-
>I don't give a fuck, nerd. It's gay as fuck. Shut up.
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>>101177027
Stealth dick tucking
I already only buy him girl's clothes so that's no problem.
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>>101177022
>You will never give your son a cybernetic eye with a hidden camera so you can pretend to be him when he plows lolis.
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>>101177009
Hags then, if he's old enough for sex.
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>>101177112
>Several years into the future
>All the stuff we're waiting for hasn't been released, but still getting more bakemono series.
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>>101177112
Go outside and chop fire wood.
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>>101176961
Are you sure it matters? 3DPD is still 3DPD. I'd really like a way to get a daughter without getting involved in 3DPD too.
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>>101176291
>blessed with male heir
>bitches about it

I feel bad for the boy, having a fag for a father
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>>101177112
Welp, someone's up for adoption.
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>you will never have a cute daughter period

Fuck you /a/. Just when I was beginning to grow comfortable I suddenly get these unwanted desires for fatherhood and get all depressed.
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>>101176544
Maken-ki.
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>>101177229
But 3D lolis are not PD. They are still cute, just nowhere near as cute as the 2D ones
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>>101177107
>he turns down all your offers to bond with him and goes to friends parties instead

>>101177166
>he starts having sex young because kids are having sex younger and younger

>>101177183
>but still no kizu
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>>101177280
Thank you, sir.
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>>101177275
>1. don't be sterile
>2. fuck a woman
>3.???
>4. profit(repeat if the first child isn't a girl)
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>>101177275
It is the curse of /a/. We make you scorn 3DPD but then make you realize they are the only way to the cute daughter you never knew you wanted.
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If I had a cute loli daughter, I'd definitely have her cosplay various loli from anime and manga.
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>>101177367
If he's fucking lolis then I'll set up a hidden camera in his room.
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>>101177367
Not sure which of your 3 is most despair inducing.

>>101177396
Out.

>>101177275
Sometimes I get that too. Then I realize I am an engineer, so I just need make a cute robot daughteru.
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>>101177396
But accepting the burden of that contract means... Being poor for the rest of my life and probably fighting for the rest of my life just to see her.
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>>101177183
>Haruhi S3 was teased, but Kyoani stopped production because fujoshis raided the building for another Free! trilogy
>FMP has been erased from history books
>GuP never gets a S2
>Kill la Kill goes to shit after its second season that should've never happened, currently on season 7.
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>>101177319
3D lolis are cute, but I honestly only find 2D ones sexually attractive.

Something about their faces.
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>>101177537
GuP s2 is a matter of time. It prints money.

Laughed at KnK though.
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>>101177505
You should get a surrogate mom. basically just pay some chick to be a womb for your daughter and then she leaves.
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>>101177493
Genetically engineered loli catgirls are still not available for purchase.

What the fuck are we doing as a species? Why are we even on earth? What are we working towards if this is not the ultimate goal?
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>>101177505
>marrying means getting poor and divorced eventually

Only if you have a shitty unemployed wife.
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>>101177397
That's it. I'm going out to find a girl.

Maybe not a pure girl, maybe not a perfect girl, definitely not a needy type but a good girl. A nice girl even.

I'm closing this thread and not coming back.
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>>101177464
Anon, enjoying secretly watching your own child fuck 3D 10 year olds, is really fucking crossing the line
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>>101177679
>3DPD
>not a shitty wife

Get a load of this retard.
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>>101177702
Good luck.
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>>101177749
Where do you think you ar--

Wait no, you are totally right.
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>You will never have a cute daughter
>She will never smile this brightly for you or anything
>She won't be a light of innocence in this shitty world filled only with suffering
>Instead only suffering and death awaits us

I need a drink but I don't have one.
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What happens when your "loli" grows up?
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>3D over 2D
>Not dying alone while holding onto your perfect 2D waifus with dick in hand

I seriously hope my fellow /a/nons don't do this.
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>>101177754
>my opinion is a fact
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>>101177702
I don't care what you do /a/non as long as it makes you happy and does not hurt anyone else. Good luck
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>>101177605
Be thankful you don't find real little girls attractive.
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>>101177847
She won't. That's definitely something I can control.
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>>101177677
Robots can be that and much more. Better than limited biological creatures.

Wait 20 years, I'll make a companycalled daughteru. You just fucking wait. You can start thinking abut what modular parts you want to purchase.

>>101177679
They all come with this setting.

>>101177702
Don't give in.

>>101177749
What's with the faggotry in this thread?
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Waiting on blurays before I watch. How long do I have to wait? Don't sugar coat it, friends.
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>>101177988
> I'll make a companycalled daughteru. You just fucking wait. You can start thinking abut what modular parts you want to purchase.

Only ignore the fact that won't be your daughter, just some pieces of metal assembled together and programed to call you ''daddy''.
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>>101177847
you help her find her place in life
you wish her luck on whatever matters most to her
you try to be a good influence
you drive her to prom
you be there for her
you scold her for drinking
she gets mad at you
you show her you trust her
she thanks you
she moves on in life
she finds her own place
she gets engaged
you enjoy her wedding
you realize it's all about her
she loves you
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>>101178125
And she can be my baseball team's manager, next door neighbor's daughter, school council president, childhood friend, etc.

Technology is beautiful.
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>>101178125
Blood-tier are only relevant on bro-sis incest. For fatherly bonds, it's not as important.
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-AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>101177872
>my opinion

2D > 3DPD is an objective fact.
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>>101178280
Again, YOUR opinion.
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>>101177988
Who will the daughteru be based off of?
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>>101178256
Oh shit
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>>101178318
>opinion

You really don't know what that word means apparently. This is like saying water being wet is an opinion.
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>>101178256
Yo what the fu
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>>101178418
Totally the same context.
Ok, think what you want, if it helps you sleep at night.
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>>101178384
Nobody in particular. I'd obviously make pre-made Daughterus, maybe 10~15 types with different ethnicities and skin colors, in case looks are not important. However, I imagine custom built daughterus would be more popular for obvious reasons.

Collect data from you and 2~3 generations past, simulate possible genetic characteristics, and randomize possibilities.

A third method would be a The Sims approach, where you can choose all the parts yourself.
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>>101178586
Why not have it like Mr. Potato head?
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>>101178256
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOO
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>>101177847
Daughteru:
Hope I've raised her well

Waifu:
Hope she's gotten over me and wants to break up.
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>>101178256
>>101178164
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>I want to hide this thread because it's making me suicidal
>But then I'd be hiding a pure and happy face just to ease my own suffering
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>>101175375
That's child abuse, motherfucker.
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>>101178256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1A8LX3ttjw
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>>101178765
>not staying with your waifu until the very end

0/10 shitty husbando
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>>101178849
>dressing a child in a costume for fun
>abuse
Are you retarded?
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>>101178769
DIOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>101178849
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>>101178700
The problem with this sort of new product is presentation. Although people are conscious that it's a machine, it's a tool meant to replace a non-existant human. If you added that sort of heavy modification, you'd have a mental barrier with the product.

Remember the Artifical Intelligence movie? The MC boy was dumped because he failed to emulate a child. Worse yet, when you saw the rows of identical Davids, it makes it all too clear that those aren't "individuals". This sort of stuff needs to be marketed in a very special way.
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>>101178256
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>>101179020
Speaking of AI, what if the buyer doesn't want the the daughteru anymore, will it be destroyed?
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>>101178256
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>101178910
It's not about me leaving her, it's about her wanting to leave me.
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>>101179225
Now that's a problem of ethics. Self-aware machines need legal rights in order to prevent things such as shown in the movie.

Obviously, purchasing a daughteru is ethically no different from adopting. You can't return her, and you msut care for her with the same things you'd do a child(schooling, clothes, and maintenance).
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>>101175375
If swear to kami that if I ever happen to have a daughter, I'll be the best fucking dad on the goddamn earth.

And dress her like Illya, obviously. Winter would be the best season, with her casual purple snow attire and stuff.
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>>101178849
So Carnival and Halloween are child abuse too? And the school events when you make the children wear silly outifts and dance in front of the parents, too?
Or is it child abuse only when it's anime themed?
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>>101179552
Anime themed obviously
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>>101179552
> school events when you make the children wear silly outifts and dance in front of the parents

A particular memory comes to mind. Fuck you.
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>>101179451
>Winter would be the best season
But Ilya hates winter you monster.
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>>101178849
> Bought 'her' the maginacl girl staff and outfit she wanted so bad. Or 'him' the sentai belt and outfit he wanted so bad.
> Child abuse
You're retarded, just admit it.
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>>101179628
I think it just did for everyone in the thread
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>>101179372
>schooling

I hope you mean home schooling, because that just won't be fair nor reasonable to have a child in elementary limbo.

I mean she won't grow up.
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>>101179881
I figure that daughterus won't be very affordable things within my lifetime, so if you can afford one, you can probably afford a good school, or even home schooling.
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>>101179881
You doubt the power of science my son.
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>>101179978
>>101179881
Growing up is an option.
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>>101179978
No, it's just that sending a robot to school is pointless. I mean, it'll be too advanced for the average human student and remain at the same age.

If I buy a daughteru robot/loli catgirl android/whatever, I don't want her to become an adult. That's silly. I mean, I'm sure some people will, but many won't.
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>>101180173
In that case, buy an Oculus Rift. The idea I am proposing is an artificial human. You don't have the right to stop her from growing up and maturing.

In fact, growing up and maturing are aspects of human life, and as a human emulator, they absolutely must have growth.

How to actualy do this would be tricky. She must weight the same as a human child of the same age. I figure every 6 months, you'd have to take her to a "clinic"(tech assist) so our company could extend her limbs.
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>>101180413
>Not having to feed her food that her body reconfigures into her new body during an 8 hour daily rest period

Do you even little girl?
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>>101180413
More on this:

Daughterus would have to be purchased at a determined age(maybe 7~9). Never older. At this point, she begings growing on her own, but you'd have to regularly take her to a tech assist shop, so they can update her parts onto the next "age range". At 18, she would stop growing.

Mechanically, this is difficult, but feasible. The biggest hurdles to bring this about would be:

-Making it affordable, so not only the ultra-rich can get to own a Daughteru;

-Making her light enough, to emulate the weight of a small child;

-How to power this device for extended periods of time. Her skin must be warm, as msut be her breath. She has to be able to move long distances and go long periods without recharging;

-The worst of how: How the HELL do you teach a computer to be self-aware?
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>>101179772
>>101179628
I too have photos I want to burn.
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>>101180642
Nigga please. I am trying to aim for something that can be acchieved within my lifetime.
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>>101180663
Man this look complicated, and expensive.

Guess i'm gonna stay with the old method of Ponos goes into Vagoo
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>>101180743
You need to dream bigger.
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>>101180780
Makes you appreciate evolution.

>>101180811
You need to get a job so you can buy my Daughterus(trademark) in 20 years.
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Wait a minute, what show is this from?

The archive and google give me nothing.
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>>101180889
But I have a job. I am working right now.
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>>101181046
Keep at it. I am writing this all down.

If within your lifetimes you see a company called Daughteru, keep in mind it started here. Good night.
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>>101180413
>In that case, buy an Oculus Rift.

VR will be the closest thing to creating this kind of relationship within our lifetime anyway. It'll also be a lot less costly.
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>>101176572
What doujin is thatt pic from. (It was a doujin right?) google is giving me nothing.
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If I were rich I would marry, get a daughter and name her Marisa.
I only need money but I don't know how to get it without any effort.
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>>101181899
The easiest way to get money is to have money.
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>>101181899
Nothing comes without effort unless you were born in a golden cradle
Get that ass to work or no cute daughteru for you.
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>3D
good
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>>101182124
>cuteness is about dimension

:^)
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>>101182031
O-okay. I'll become a comic artist/mangaka. I think that was my dream when I was a kid.

Those guys are dirty rich right?
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>>101182263
Anon...
I don't think even the most successful mangakas are rich.
Become an engineer or something.
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>>101182249
but that's what it's all about
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>>101182498
If you say so.
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>>101179694
MY DAUGHTER WILL NOT BE ILLYA.
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>>101180967
Maken-ki!
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>>101175375
as for the daughter it's very likely that i will have one but i won't make her dress like IIlya.
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>>101176090
>PEOPLE CAN ONLY LEAVE LEGALLY
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>>101175375
Best fucking idea I've ever read in this shithole. Now I just need a girlfriend, 1-3 years of relationship and a daughter.
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My son is going to fuck everyone who just posted's daughter
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Last Christmas my older cousin came to visit for the first time in forever. He has three kids. Oldest is a young girl, probably somewhere between 6-9.. I don't really remember. But holy shit being around her made me realize how much I want a daughter. Then I realized how it's probably going to never happen. Shit's depressing, yo. Fuck you, /a/. She even turned onto me and at one point approached me and asked me for a slice of cheese.. s-so I cut her a little bit off ;_;
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>>101183485
Funny, whenever relatives bring little girls around to me I realise how much 2D is superior
Either making noise or playing on their ipads
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>>101177112
You just have to make sure that he takes the right path to wizardry.
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>people always tell me that I'll be a great father because I'm nice to kids

B-But I need to be handsome and have money for that...
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>father requirements
>handsome
You got that wrong anon.
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>>101181647
Really? Nothing?
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>>101183885
>Be santa for office christmas party
>friends say "They let YOU near their kids?"
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>>101183844
But what happens when he realizes that, if he exists, then you defied the path of wizardry? Truly he would scorn you for his entire life for betraying the guild.
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>>101184074
Huh. I didn't get it either.
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>>101184586
Oh, wait. Thumbnail vs. full image. Nice recognition, Google.
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>Have excellent genes
>Very handsome, very smart
>Women from all over want the D
>Really want a daughter
>Even a son would be alright but I'd raise my daughter like a boy anyway
>Would be a great father, often told so and confidently believe them
>Cannot for the life of me find a woman who would be a good mother
>Although, every woman seems to think she would be



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