You're in a bar and this guy slaps you're waifu ass, what do you do?
I don't go outside with my're waifu.
>Araragi not being on the receiving end of a slap
>especially from a woman.
Compliment him for having the guts.
Don't notice him because he's a manlet.
Wow, rude, don't bully.
he's too pretty
Pick up the pieces of gore everywhere. She'll want her ass to have a proper burial
>Ararararararagi in a bar
Meanwhile she wonders why his voice is so familiar
He'd take that oddity out of you're waifu with one slap.
Yeah, Kanbaru would be grabbing his dick and swapping dirty jokes the second she saw him there, completely ignoring you.
Why is he giving me a high five?
Cry myself to sleep
Why would he slap his own ass?
Wait for her to load her full arsenal of school supplies up his ass.
You took your hand off to grab beers and he felt lonely.
unfunny trip, plz leave
Ditch girl, acquire bro
Only true answer.
>in a bar
>implying I want to hang around shitty people while drinking overpriced booze