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Would you make her go on a diet?
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If she's starting to get fat,yes.
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>>101166288
Yes.
A diet consisting entirly of meat and bacon.
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Only if it became a problem.
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Can't she always fix her fat problem with loldemonmagicks?
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Not unless it became a large problem. Soft is good to an extent
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No I'd do the reverse.
Free bed, AND pillows that I can have sex
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shes not fat so no
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>>101166288
Good job on being early fucktard.
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>>101166441

Demon energy is the panacea to all problems in the MGE universe.

Getting fat? DEMONIC ENERGY IT AWAY
Husband not satisfied with your non-duck, non-puzzlecunt? DEMONIC ENERGY WILL SOLVE THAT SHIT
Men running away from you the first chance they get once they see you? SUCCUBUTT CHARM MAGIC VIA DEMONIC ENERGY
Unable to give birth due to being an Undead? Fuck you it's Spirit Energy, given to you by your loving husband
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>>101166594
>Spirit Energy
I'll give her my kamehameha if you know what i mean.
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>>101166288
No, though she seems to not be getting out of the house, I would work out with her though.
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>>101166288

>>101166683

Search b4 you post.
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>>101166633

>You will never have a Lich/Wight wife who despite being kuudere/Trisha Addams as all hell wants to bear your children
>You can't supply her with enough spirit energy quickly enough
>Curse the pantheon of Men, and the Demon Lord
>Your fucking face when tiny particles of spiritual energy begin to flutter down from the heavens, as if by divine providence
>They all gravitate to your wife and are absorbed into her body
>She begins to look more alive than before, her skin regaining some of its luster from life
>As your tears are replaced with happiness, the worst possible thing happens
>Some faggot wearing Paladin armor purges her
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>>101166898
We had agreed to move to this one before some idiot posted in that other thread that was going to die
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>>101166898
This one came earlier. They were both posted at around the same time.
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>>101166910
thats a khornate berserker.
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>>101166910
God bless the paladin for saving me.
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>>101166976
Yeah you agreed with like one other poster, stop being a cancer, faggot.
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CYOA-anon here
>mfw
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>>101166910
I SAID I'M SORRY ABOUT THE ORK REFERENCE, OKAY?!
I know saying 'sorry' won't cut it anymore. Not by a long shot.
If we have another adventure on this thread, I'll atone for my sins.
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>>101166910
Had it coming, undead are unholy scum
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>>101166910
Based Paladin
Lich/whight a shit
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>>101167130
turn that pally into an undead revanent.
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>>101167066
Is it time to CYOA?
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>>101167106
You wasted the opportunity.
We should have looted her body too.
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>>101167130
Or better yet:
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>>101166910
You didn't think the heavens were going to give a creature who doesn't belong in this world energy did you?
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>>101167106
You will continue the story, yes?
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i dont like demonds but i would totally join a lich if she offered.

i dont consider undead to be corrupted like succubuts are.
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Rejoice /a/non!

You have been chosen as a Master of the Monster Grail War. You get to summon a Monster Girl of your choice to fight for you against other six Masters and their respective MG in a battle royale. If you win you and your MG will get to have granted one wish of your choice.
Now, which monster girl would you choose and in which class would she be in?

Hard Mode: No overpowered monsters (aka Lilims)

You may Mana Transfer
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>>101167166
>>101167173
>>101167076

>Lich/Wight a shit
>Paladins based
>Not wanting to dance under the moonlit sky with a Wight, her body pressing against yours as you two dance, taking in her perfumed scent
>Not wanting to be called "mon cherí" by her
>Not letting her use her innate spiritual energy manipulating abilities to send you to the precipice of madness and back before you lovingly have sex in your bed
>Not waking up later under the covers, her sleeping face's cuteness making you sigh softly as you let your heart be stolen by her and your world becoming all focused on her happiness
>Not having a Lich adoptive daughteru who controls the zombie servants of your manse
>Not becoming Gomez Addams and going apeshit every time she says something in French
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>>101166108

So I was writing more for Ms. Charlotte, but have some Lilim SOL instead:

> "...And later today I thought we might go for a walk around the... Ummm. Are you alright, my lady?"

> Ilassa started in her chair as she snapped out of her reverie. "My apologies. I was lost in my own thoughts," she said, glancing across the table.

>There were her oldest two followers, a married couple consisting of a centaur and her husband. The paladin and archer, respectively, had come to her so long ago and asked for both her blessing and to serve her. As always, the Lilim had offered them a choice to remain human, but they had already had their hearts set on being the most deadly combination of sentient mount and ride on the battlefield. Who was she to deny them?

> In any case, the two lovebirds simply laughed and raised their glasses of tea at her. "We can see that you're in one of those moods again. We'll leave you be, my lady," spoke the human, standing, bowing, and motioning for his wife to follow him. Moments later, Ilasaa was alone once more.

> Almost subconsciously, she wandered to the window to watch the couple descend from her castle. Unlike those realms maintained by her sisters, the Queen of Hearts and Deruella, Ilassa's realm was a subtle fusion of the demonic and the normal. As such, the small town and the lands around it that bordered her keep were abundant in strange, yet beautiful flora and fauna. A serene sort of place, but Ilassa had always felt something was missing, and it wasn't hard for her to figure out what.

> She was still very much alone in the world, with not a husband or even companion to be found.

Wrote it off the top of my head based on what I remember of Ilassa from the /a/ blurbs and the /tg/ thread. No idea if it's worth continuing
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>>101166910
See if you just fucked a beast woman you wouldn't have to deal with this shit.
Just go innawoods and have amazing sex every mating season. and raise your kids in peace.
Some Paladin tries to mess with you, your waifu, or your kid? Boom! a dozen of your friends/family just kicked that guys ass.
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>>101167410
Disgusting.
Would gladly purge/10
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>>101167408
I'll take Lancer
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why don't you like owl girls
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>>101167408
Ushi-Oni
(I hate the shit out of them, but She's basically a fucking tank) While she's out wrecking shit, I'd go and assassinate the other masters
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>>101167408
Fuck that I refuse

Nobody wins that shit
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>>101167408
Ushi-ona
Berserker
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>>101167475
I like them.
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>>101167475
Not actually based off a monster, it's just an owl girl.
Could be an owlbear I guess. That would explain the claws on the wings
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>>101167444
Race traitor cunt

I hope he burns in eternal pain
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>>101167106
Are you ever gonna finish your furniture story drmyth
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>>101167335
>>101167568
Yes
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>>101167475
10/10 would hug
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>>101167475
Librarian owl girl when?
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>>101167450
Paladins only mess with the Inherently evil, i.e: Succubi/Undead and anything else that corrupts.

Paladins aren't required to kill minotaurs (in DnD&Pathfinder) because they're neutral.

No paladins would come after you. Black knights and bounty hunters maybe, but not Paladins
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>>101167450

The only other girl from MGE I had compatability with outside of Wight/Lich was a Centaur, and we all love how people love to bring up HORSE PUSSY/Beastiality and deny that they possess the final vaginal frontier, the almighty allvagina.
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>>101167444
Should've been double archer, for moving turret. Having a paladin melee fight on your back when you're suppose to fight from afar seems a little weird
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I finally got chapter 12 of War and MG done; sorry it took longer than usual.

I hope the three people that both keeping up with my little series enjoy it.

http://pastebin.com/b9fV66eP
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>>101167475
Because they can turn their head around 180 and that's creepy.
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>>101167781

It's the reverse. The centaur is the paladin and her rider/husband is the archer.
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>>101167450
>paladin getting shrekt by numbers advantage
Does he even cleave?
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Continuation from last thread

You've heard that term before. 'Waaagghh', you never wanted to experience that ever again. Not even opening the door, you stab through the wardrobe multiple times, eliciting little girl screams from it as blood leaks out the door. After the 5th stab or so, the small child screaming stops. After the 20th or so stab, you decide to open the door. What was inside was the corpse little kitsune girl, clutching a stuffed bear. She was clutching onto it with a death grip, as if it would protect her. Her blood-soaked fluffy tails pushed up against the wardrobe as her corpse lay there. In fact, looking at her reminded you somewhat like your little sister who was killed by monsters. You shrug off this site, comforting yourself by the fact you just killed another monster, and walk away.

Congrats. You just killed a small, cute dandere kitsune girl that's slightly clumsy, that would have joined you on your adventures as your companion, and you would have bonded with her like a second sister. You heartless fucks

What do?
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>>101167850
>Paladin centaur
>Implying the order would let in a monster like her
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>>101167859
Loot the body
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>>101167408
Is the Grail corrupted?
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>>101167702
>The only other girl from MGE I had compatability with
Are you talking about just whether or not you like their defined personality or that dick to vagina analyzer?
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>>101167859
Kill yourself.
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>>101167798
Great work as always Bob.
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>>101167841
just imagine you could give her a hug from behind and she can turn her head around to see you
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>>101167859
Loot the body and cut it up as food.
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>>101167859
ALL THE MONSTERS HAD IT COMING.

They killed your sister, she'd be proud of her Onii-chan for doing this.

[X] CLEAVE AND SMITE
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>>101167859
I-I didn't mean it in a serious manner! I regret posting that now.
Well, you reap what you sow.
Make sure the paladin says the quote below to the next monster he sees.

Incoming cheese and edge.
''I know saying sorry wont cut it anymore, not by a long shot. I've gone too far to go back, the only way to go is to finish what I started.''
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>>101167859
End this shitty story.
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>>101167859
give her a grave and try to find some way to condone for your sin
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>>101167859
Loot the body.
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>>101167859
Burn the body.
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>>101167859
Cook and eat the corpse, Cut off the tail to sell later.
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>>101167587
The question is fucking when? I've had blue balls since you stopped.
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>>101167976
No that's fucking terrifying
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>>101167904

> Implying all paladins have to be in an order
> Implying she might not have left her original order because they slaughtered sentient beings simply because they were different
> Implying things that aren't human are automatically monsters

I'll let the "Best Paladin Ever" story finish instead of continuing.
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>>101168033
Save that for another quest. That is, if the paladins didn't scare off all the writers away.
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>>101166288
If by diet you mean daily dickings, then yes.
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>>101167932

Dick to vagina analyzer.

I love all MGEs except normal skin colored Succubutts because any reasonable person would realize that indigo goddesses are the superior breed.

Unless it's Druella
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>>101168083
its so cute
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>>101168066
Turn her tail into a dagger.
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>>101168073
When I feel like it
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>>101167859
We all know you are just going to choose the edgiest answer.

Any ways, I go for wake up from the nightmare (it was all just a dream)
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>>101167408
>Summon Succubus as Caster.
>Make her use her enhanced magic to seduce the other masters.
>Force the other Masters to command-spell their way out.
>Win effortlessly
Man, that would be great
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>>101167408
Ryu, Kitsune, or Pharaoh as caster or Vampire as assassin.
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>>101167855
Hard to cleave when 12 other people get the initiative on you and are aiming for your eyes
Black Harpy ability: Bandit - 10% chance to steal an item on hit
By the end of the initial attack anyone who isn't particularly lucky probably won't even have any clothes on
Always treat crows nicely and other crows will treat you nicely. Like that time a crow attacked my brother while I was feeding it because he pushed me over. Crow bros
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>>101167859
Look for the lilim and kill her. That was the original objective
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>>101168095
I'll always write for you guys. No paladins can scare me away.

You're the only bros I have ;_;
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>>101167859
fuck the corpse
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>>101167859
...
Why did we continue to stab after we heard little girl screams?

Anyway,

[X] Genuflect

or

[X] If god didn't want her dead, he wouldn't have sent you.
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>>101168146
>Black ability: Bandit - 10% chance to steal an item on hit
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>>101167444
I'd read it
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>>101168086
>>101167689
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>>101167408
Cheshire cat. Assassin
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>>101167408
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>>101168218
Thats not how to be a paladin, thats how to be a nurse.
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>>101168137
Dude, all the other masters spend their time on 4chan in monstergirl threads, the amount of spaghetti and social ineptness would be the perfect barrier to a love spell
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>>101167859
Let's wear her tail as a trophy
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>>101167859
Get rekt by lilim then end this shit story. Start a new one.
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>>101168098
They are all different people man. Vaginas are going to vary from MG to MG as much as they are from woman to woman.
And look at what it said Hound was packing. You really think that thing is an accurate way to gauge your compatability with someone?
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>>101168270
Battle Nurse it is.

I'll make a pastebin soon.
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>>101167925
Well this is a Monster Grail War so...
Maybe?
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>>101168325

You make it sound like Hound doesn't literally have a baseball bat beneath his legs when it comes to Tio.
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>>101167859
End this.
The story's shit.
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>>101167798
Hey, it's one more than mine! SUCH ENVY.I only just started it, anyway.
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>>101168335

Ignore the other anon. That IS how to be a proper paladin. Anything else is a "LAFUL GEWD" edgemaster who thinks everything he doesn't like is heresy
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>>101168212
Nigga don't make me come to your house and punch you as many times as it takes for me to steal everything you own.
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>>101167444
>Wanting to be turned into horse pussy

you are

THE WORST
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>>101168373
Unfortunate if he does. Did you see his results?
Poor bastard couldn't even get it in
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>>101168386
What do you write?
And my chapters tend to be very short, usually around 2,500 words.
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>>101168270
> not being a healer/paladin
> not repeatingly breaking and healing your victims so they stop being dick ass theives.
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>>101168425
I'll burn my EMG volumes if you try.
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>>101167859
WEAR THE BODY LIKE A HAT

IT WILL SERVE AS ABLATIVE ARMOUR IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST THE LILLIM
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>>101168114
Fuck all this talk of paladins makes me want to play some mmos
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>>101168511
Not if I punch them out of your inventory first
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>>101168595
You will have to get by my attacksnakes first.
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>>101168527
Get outta here, Space Wolves.
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These threads make me want to replay 40K: Space marines
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>>101168728
??
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>>101168728

>Space Wolves being Jomsvikings in the MGE world
>Encounter the Werewolves
>Disappear from the annals of history, becoming known as a tribe of wolf fuckers to some
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>>101168482
Dhampir story so far, though it had as much or more Manticore shining in the chapter I got out, nothing smutty yet might affect it too.
http://pastebin.com/MKte70pw

Ended up at 4k, but might end up doing shorter ones too, depends on that I'm no judge of length or time, but anywhere between is a decent chapter length.
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>>101168728
their primarch is holo masquerading as a Viking.
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eyo where my manticore at
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>>101168786
>implying some beasts could stop them
They rape the monstergirls and move on.
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>>101168568
remember how to play them
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For you nignogs.

http://pastebin.com/u/Desu_Ex

Please make for the choosings or send messages for to be finding next part of story quest. Yes?
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>>101168762
I don't remember the details, but some marines once slaughtered Sisters of Battle.
Soon afterwards some fan drew a quick image of a marine wearing a head of the Sisters on his head.

I could be wrong, though, I only remember bits and pieces.
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>>101168756
dont forget to protect the emprahs 10% state sanctioned catgirls >>101168926
while your at it.
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>>101168926
Hahaha that's brilliant.
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>>101168795
Looks pretty good. There were parts in the story where I felt there was a tad bit too much embellishment on the details (but just a tad). Otherwise, I don't see anything majorly wrong with it and it's a nice prelude to the rest of the story. Got an ETA on when you may release the next chapter?
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>>101168756
dont forget to protect the emprahs 10% state sanctioned catgirls while your at it.
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>>101168963
I move by the Emperors will.
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>>101168728
ironwarriorwithavacumncleaner.tiff
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>>101168926
Those were the grey knights, the supposed incorruptibles
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>>101168926
those are grey knigths matt wards mary sues.
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>>101166288
I'd only let her eat on the weekend.
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>>101168926
Matt fucking Ward.

It's always that bastard
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>>101168926

Matt Ward's Gary-stu Grey Knights bathed in the blood of Sisters of Battle because it gave them more "muh purity." And that's what this edgy story basically is. Shit on the level of Ward. C.S. Goto could do better.
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>>101169056

A Space Wolf taking on a Grey Knight seems pretty fucking ballsy, since those faggots are like little miniature Emperors, aren't they?

Or are those the Grey Templars/whatever the fuck they're called.
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>>101168911
>This fucking thread
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>>101168849
What Manticore?

Also, why are we talking about 40k here?
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>>101169118
cs goto. that fucking black irish leper
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>>101168911
That guys a genius
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I want to see a cute monstergirl slumbr party where a bunch of different species wear their jammies and have pillow fights, then late at night they talk about love and crushes and it slowly segues into them getting lewd and comparing each others genitals and sexual charicteristics
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>>101169056
>>101169041
Ah, right. Silly me for ccusing Space wolves of such cruelties.
Who wrote that shit, again?
>>101169105
Oh, right.
>>101169118
That's news to me. I thought they were ''corrupted'' when they were killing the Sisters.
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>>101169003
I might try pushing for a chapter on the weekend then get into a routine for having something on the weekend.

An yeah, I get that with the embellishment, It felt like I was a bit too, but I kind of want to narrate and define things so people that don't specifically know what holstaurus or monster girls at large are can get into it.

Also for little creative differences. Like tuft of fur above/between their breasts would brush and tickle the glans when breastfucking.
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>Dawn of the Age of Monster Girls
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>>101169105

>TFW the last time I paid any attention to 40k Matt Ward had a colosal raging hard-on for the Ultrasmurfs because MUH EMPRAH, MUCH PURITY, WOW.
>TFW i've always been a Tyranids kind of guy

Would the Nids even be considered monstergirls if they were humanized?
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>>101169292
Look at all that keyman we will never read.
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>>101169344

You tell me.
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>>101169344

I wouldn't say it's impossible.
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>>101169292
Call me when they start using less vanilla designs and stop using cliche haremshit plots
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>>101169292
>all dat keyman on the bottom shelf

Who the fuck is meant to be translating that again?
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>>101169344
Necrons got well and truly raped
Who did they get raped by (in their own fucking codex?)
>Matt ward
Who wrote the codex?
>MATT FUCKING WARD

I'm still platinum mad
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>>101169284
S-s-save that for the actual smut, man. I don't need any teasing at this moment.
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>>101167859
You decide to loot the corpse. These dead deserve respect. They're not even human! You look over the corpse and try to find anything valuable. The first thing you did was the rip the teddy bear from her dead hands. It must be valuable or something, because she was holding onto for dear life, like it would protect her. You couldn't find anything of value on the outside, so you ripped it open and looked inside it. There was still nothing, so you threw it into the fireplace.

You found nothing valuable on the body, and you were rather hungry, so you cut the body up into pieces and cooked it on the fire. No one would mind, of course. Its not like they're human or something. That fox meat was rather filling though. Picking your teeth clean, you exit the room.

Eventually, you manage to get a castle occupant to tell you where the throne room was. You still killed the beast of course, but it thought it could bargain. Hehe.

Arriving at the entrance to the throne, your path is blocked by a giant spider 'girl'. The disgusting thing opens its mouth and says to you, "You may have gotten past the Co-Captains of the Guard, AND all the Castle Guard, but you will not get past me. As her Royal Bodyguard, I will not under any circumstances let you into this throne room. And I will kill you for invading this castle."

It scurries up the columns and into a massive web right above the entrance. You're not really sure how to go about this.

What do?
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>>101169344

>It's not like I want your bio-matter or anything. You idiot.
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>>101169509
Kill her.
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>>101169509
Take your sword and thrust it into you stomach.
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>>101169355
manticore mg crew on manticore vehicle. someone summon a drawfag or something
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>>101169421
It's going to be a slow transition.
I would love to see more animalistic looking girls, but then you get people calling it furry territory,
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>>101169509
I'll say it again.
>>101167992
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>>101169509
PURGE WITH A HOLY FLAME
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>>101167450
>>101166910
Pretty sure an average Paladin wouldn't be able to do anything against a MGE Wight, considering they're some of the strongest undead around.
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>>101169509
Disembowel ourself
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>>101169509
Spam your fire magic
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>>101169509
By fire be purged
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>You will never reclaim your heart just to give it to your MG waifu
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>>101169445
I don't follow 40k just the games. How the fuck did the Necrons get raped? They always were a steamroller.
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>>101169445
At least we got skeletor von doom out of it.
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>>101169509
Don't listen to the moralfag apologists trying to derail the path of our glorious hero.

Spiders are for burning
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>>101169355
>Hooty Tooty Aim and Shooty
You're killing me.
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>>101169509
Cut down the supports. Proceed to smash spider face.
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>>101169509
Summon a massive can of Raid
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>>101169664
They used to be unfeeling, uncaring silent robotic slaves to the elder gods who reap souls to feed said gods. They are now Ancient Egyptians. In Space.
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>>101169606
good luck convincing paladinfags that they're not invincible
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>>101169664
>>101169666
They got raped hard by ultrasmurfs (ward's favourite army) In their own codex (also written by ward)
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>>101169763
RIP in peace nightbringer and deciever.
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>>101169581

Well you have to admit that Frosted Rapes isn't so much a monster girl as she is a chimera.

She literally combines Tiger and Human attributes to the point of having four breasts, being strong enough to kill a large cat with her bare hands, and raping the shit out of the MC with her ribbed vagina and then eating part of his neck
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>>101169509
>Spidergirl

Really, there's only one way to deal with spiders in their web.

And that's with a flamethrower.

So bust out a flamethrower that fell from a time rift.
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>>101169453
It's the best motivation!

But yeah I should be able to ease off with going into too much obvious detail, really.
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>>101169509
I said it before and i'll say it again. We are now the monsters here Burn her. BURN IT ALL.
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>>101169877
>>101168795

>TFW wanted to try hand at Wight story
>TFW can't goddamned pull it off with world building since none of it seems realistic

I hate/love you with every fiber in my being.
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>>101169292
That Kuroka. Neko Musume scans never.
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>>101169509
ask her to step aside and that she does not need to die
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>>101169843
Yeah, I'm open to more 'monster' looking girls as long as they are still girls in the end.
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>>101170217
Translations never
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>>101170289

What about Eldritch Abominations?
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>>101169292
>yfw the Golden Age of Monster Girls begins
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>>101170391
She's pretty cute

8/10 would bro it up with
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Can we have another quest soon? Preferrably without the inqusitors.
This one is not only bad for my heart, but also getting old pretty fast.
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>>101169877
You write fairly well. I hope to be able to improve myself to your level one day.

My only real complaint is that it feels a bit wordy at times.
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>you will never be a good paladin
>you will never turn someone to the light with lawful good dickings
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>>101170501
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>>101170480
This
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>>101169509
Summon fire magic to burn the web down, then proceed to burn everything but the spider as to suffocate and incapacitate her. Restrain her legs and tie her body down for "questioning"
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>>101170391
Eh... cute face, but her body is just...
I like humanoid forms, arms and legs, hips.
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>>101170315
Why am I even alive.
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>>101170480
All we have to do now is burn the Spider and smite the lilim

BAM! good end.

It'll be over soon
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>>101170641
Thats not a womans body either.
Needs some fur. Or a few legs.
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>>101170501
>Dickings doing shit other than corrupt you

Pls faggot, it's clear this isn't aimed at turning someone good, but the self Insert MC getting his dick wet in monsterpussy
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>>101169509
in before the big bad exploits this paladins fear of birds with parrots like budgies.
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>>101170501
holy fuck you have the pastebin for that, best writing I've seen on here.
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muromi best mermaid
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>>101170665
>Implying Lilim hasn't escaped while you were running around the castle while screaming bloody murder
>Implying you wouldn't chase her into another continent
>Implying you wouldn't get on a boat
Need I say more?
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>>101170676
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>>101170726
>implying all dickings corrupt you
let me guess, you think all paladins are celibate?

>>101170805
check the image reply, it has the suptg links
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>>101170826
That's not how you spell Levia
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>>101169509
Burn her!
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>>101170888
Of course not, some choose to marry a nice polite human girl.
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>>101171086

>Human girl
>Nice
>Polite
Anon...
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>>101169244
>comparing each others genitals
Lewd!
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>>101169509
Avoid the web, attack from range.
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>>101170888
Thanks anon.
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>>101170129
Haha, I think one of the important things is to just go with it and not worry too much. Though I still worry a lot, as before and >>101170490 mentions, which I think leads to overcompensating narrative to be wholly sure it's clear. So it's great to hear back from people on that, thanks.

Also have a couple quotes that I think help for both.
>A professional writer is just an amateur that didn't give up.
Keep at it with passion and you can do anything. Perseverance is big. Also the other quote.

>“One night a friend lent me a book of short stories by Franz Kafka. I went back to the pension where I was staying and began to read The Metamorphosis. The first line almost knocked me off the bed. I was so surprised. The first line reads, “As Gregor Samsa awoke that morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. . . .” When I read the line I thought to myself that I didn’t know anyone was allowed to write things like that. If I had known, I would have started writing a long time ago. So I immediately started writing short stories.”
You're allowed to write fucking whatever, because you can, and that's cool. Don't worry all too much about realism from the start.
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>>101171125
>>101171086
Paladin =/= Pol
What greater quest could there be but to redeem an evil doer, bring them to civilisation and then care for them as husband or wife?
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>>101171086
>human
disgusting
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>>101171125
I like your sister.
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>>101171007

>Levia-san
>Ageless immortal demi-god level being with the power to level continents and destroy an EVA unit
>Not having abs you would want to snort cocaine off of
>Not wanting to relax with her in the lava pools
>Not laughing when her fucking around causes major weather patterns around the world and humans flip their shit
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>>101171207

It doesn't help the most i've done on here are

Those shitty Wight greentexts, and some of the Succubutt Oneesama stories
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>>101171210
the bakers reheaded warrior daugther is the only exception.
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Today, I shall remind them
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>there will never be dwarf fanart or stories
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>>101171313

As well as this bollocks
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>>101171086
>there are people on /a/ who think paladins are murderhobo fascists
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>>101171382

From what I've seen in these threads, that's what everyone thinks.
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>>101169509
Fireball!

>>101171379
Why do you keep talking down that one, me and other people liked it
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>>101171315
You will never know the pleasure of sleeping next to your monster girl, hearing her, if you chose a larger one, chest rise and fall, feeling her heartbeat, the warmth from her body.
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>>101171448
>Inquisitors
>Calling them paladins of any kind
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>>101169509
Took off the trip because I thought it was pretensious
There is only one way to kill a spider:
Fire.
You try to summon the power of the Chief God, yet his power does not come to you. You try again, and still no avail. You got so distracted by this that you barely had time to dodge the poisoned, barbed spike flying at you. The spider laughs, "Standing there is just going to make it easier to hit you," it says pulling out another poison barb and throwing it at you faster than a javelin. You again jump out of the way. Why wasn't His power coming to you?! Nevertheless, you came prepared.

When you slaughtered a family of Liches, their 'husband', as if, was apparently an inventor of sorts. In his lab, you found a device that appeared to shoot flame out at an opponent. Luckily for you, you kept it in your bag. Of course, you left your bag at the beginning of the hall because carrying that in battle would slow you down.

You rush down to the beginning of the hall, dodging barbed spikes. You grab the device out from your pack and throw it on. The tank on your back is apparently supposed to hold the fuel, and the hose-like device shoots the fuel into the flame which ignites it. You had no idea how he managed to get it so the fuel in the tank doesn't ignite.

You run up to the spider and aim with the device, or atleast you think you were aiming with it. "Ha! What is a hose going to do to someone like me? Drown me?!" the thing taunts as you wonder if the now-dead inventor was right about it working.

It does. The flame shoots out towards the spider and engulfs the monstrosity in flame. It screams in agony as the fire slowly eats her and her web in a ball of fire. You don't let up on your flaming either. You keep going at it until the tank is empty and nothing comes out. By that point, the 'girl' was a fiery thing surrounded by ash.

You take the 'flamethrower' as you have dubbed it, and toss it aside, no longer useful.

Damn character limit
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You folks feelin' up to some more Truckercore?

>>101171497
I think it stems from feeling like it's not up your potential or ability. I look at stuff I wrote barely a month ago and I want to re-write it badly.
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>>101171382
They aren't?
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>>101171615
Yes
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>>101171615
Yupperooni.
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>>101171448
That's just these threads. What the edgy kids are RPing as are actually inquisitors who are edgy batman wannabes cranked up to 11.

>>101171626
No they're not.
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>>101171615
On a scale of 1-10
Yes
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>>101171379
Oh I remember you being all tsun about that! An the important thing is you have done it, or even considered it, and gone from there. Succubutts have passion in them too, it's a place to have started from. Should keep looking up and enjoying how others enjoy it all, too.
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>>101171217
>mermaid knees
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>>101171552
Damnit, Hound. Again with the heartbeat.
I want to hug nottellingyou and let her hear my heartbeat and I want to listen to hers.
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>>101166910
You know, it's still technically possible to harvest spirit energy from things the old fashioned way, and human males aren't actually the only things that have it.

What I'm saying is that animal sacrifice is an absolutely functional and legitimate way of boosting the amount of spirit energy you're pushing into your undead monster waifu at a given time and not just a waste of time. However, it's likely that neither of you are into killing cows or chickens or whatever it is you're sacrificing in the middle of sex.
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>>101171734
You've clearly never gamed with one. Decent paladin players are rare.
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>>101171605
And to think I used to like reading your stories, myth. Now you're nothing but lowly paladin scum.
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>>101171313
>>101171379
Those were pretty pleasant, anon.I enjoyed them.

What are you even aiming for as a writer anyway?
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>>101171209
The problem is that if you choose wrong, you get corrupted into an incubus, nothing short of the plot armour worn by Race Traitor McDaemon lord's husband will protect from the corruption of a succubus
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>>101171615
Yes.
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>>101171615
>Truckercore
YES

On a side note
>do a CYOA in a thread about fucking monstergirls
>have to pull anon outside the truck and tell him it's okay to fuck monstergirls
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>>101171615
Anything to relieve this paladin faggotry.
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>>101171828
Dont worry.
This was origanlly supposed to be a cross between the two major things happening last thread. Its just now coming to its meeting point

And besides, Dark Knight-kun is getting his retribution soon
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>>101171615
Do you even have to ask?
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>>101171497

I'm a glutton for self depreciation. Can't improve if I don't constantly remind myself it's shit and could be better.

I mean shit, yes people liked the Waterworld-style kiss. BUT WHY did I include something that I didn't even realize was a fucking reference to a movie?

Because I couldn't find a fucking way to have him not die from drowning without her siphoning oxygen to him somehow. By viscuous coupling and locking her slimy, mucous covered lips with his.

>>101171552

You will never know the pleasure of embracing your monster girl's nerdiness when you walk in on her doing embarassing things, like dressing up as a Mahou Shoujo as an Oni, LARPing as the evil Dragon Lord as a Dragonnewt, or as the final blow to your heart before cardiac arrest

Seeing your Succubutt oneesama wearing glasses and a sweater, trying to read a novel like Pride and Prejudice to seem intellectual and understand concepts of human love
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>>101171827
Just because you played with shitty paladins doesn't make real paladins shitty.
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>>101171810
You can also just eat normal food for the stuff. Far slower though.
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>>101171615
Fuck yeah. Let's git it on.
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>>101171615
What, you wrote the shark girl story bob?
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>>101169509
>introducing a spidergirl that you know is going to be brutally murdered
fuck you writefag, I like arachne
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>>101171861
It's interesting to note that there was a little argument about anons like you in the last thread.
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>>101171615
>I look at stuff I wrote barely a month ago and I want to re-write it badly.
Could be as much the mental image of it's 'reset' so you notice little things you didn't after writing it. I get that though, editing older stuff I wonder what the fuck I was thinking sometimes, but it seemed fine at the time.

An of course they want more Temptationcore.
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>>101172023
Thats the point
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>>101171954
No. I was just responding to that guy who was asking why someone would dislike their own work so much.
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>>101171615
Let's get 'er and this tail "done".
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>>101172040
I'm not saying anon was wrong to hold off, just that it's kind of funny it took so long to get to this point
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>>101171843

I don't know what the aim is, outside of feeling like less of a piece of shit.

Truly, I don't.

>>101171954

I wrote it, and will remain nameless until otherwise required or one of you faggots tries to bind me like an Oni in Japanese folklore.
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>>101171828
>waaaaaaaaaaaa! he's not writing smut
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAA he dares oppose the monotony of shitty CYOAs that devolve into badly written smut as fast as possible
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>>101171605
>the god's power doesn't come to him
>mfw the paladin's fallen
fucking deserved it
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>>101172090
Okay, I'll start writing in a little bit. Just need to finish working out.

>>101172047
You know, I have no idea why this CYOA in particular is so much more popular than my others.

>>101172040
What was the argument? I missed the last thread. It was 404'd by the time I got home.
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>>101171217
why she is so perfect?
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>>101167444
>>101168213

> Sighing, Ilassa turned away from the window and returned to her study. This wasn't the time to lament her inability to find a proper mate. It was almost laughable, really. For a being that could cause any male to instantly fall for her should she wish, Ilassa's inability to even so much as land a date was practically pathetic. But that was her mantra: true love and the option of choice were two of the most important things when it came to achieving coexistence. It simply wouldn't do to charm or trick someone into wanting to be with her.

> Finally having reached the seclusion of her study, Ilassa glared at the missives waiting in her inbox. After taking a seat, she began pouring through the pile of letters in an attempt to distract herself. Most of them were either pleas for aid from human kingdoms under siege from her sisters, or from her sisters themselves. Ilassa did not even bother reading the latter, instantly igniting the parchments containing taunts from Deruella about being weak and pathetic. As for the former, there was not much Ilassa could do other than offer the humans sanctuary within her realm. She simply was not powerful enough at the moment to prevent her sisters or her mother from their corrupting advances.

> Her outbox now a mirror of what her inbox once was, the lilim found herself slumping over the desk before her. Wings rustling and tail twitching, she closed her eyes and tried to think of something pleasant. Finding little in her mind other than sorrow, loneliness, and a small tinge of lust, Ilassa exhaled heavily as she started to drift off to sleep.
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>>101172131
Oh, that's quite alright then.

>>101172164
And on the flipside, there are opinions like this which are pretty much just as damaging.
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>>101172223
Probably because of how disliked the ryu one was.
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>>101171605
Paladin fell. Leave the castle and wonder why he has abandoned you (no chance against a lilim with no powers)
Come back later as a blackguard and kill them all in revenge.
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>>101172164
have you even seen how long Truckercore has gone without much smut at all?
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>>101172327
I blame anonkun for that fiasco.

Then again I was having issues with it from the beginning. I think it was just a bad idea.
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>>101172164
So instead we get the opposite end of the spectrum with unnecessary and gratuitous violence and that's somehow better? American detected.

It doesn't have to have smut to be be badly written. Doesn't have to have smut to be well written either. Just look at War and MG. The sex is like 2 lines, there for a believable plot purpose, and completely undetailed, yet I read it every time a new chapter is posted.
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>>101166667
GOD DAYUM! GIRL YOU THICK!
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>>101171605
Continue on and slay the demon. We must have run out of spells for the day.
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>>101171801
She'd pull you in closer during the night, later during the night she'd start nibbling your ear.
You'd roll over during the night, grazing her body, casually getting a feel of her, feeling her rustle a bit, her heart beat speeding up due to you touching her favorite places.


>>101171926
See, that's why I like modern day settings with monster girls, easier to see them as girls with that bit of strangeness that makes them perfect.
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>>101172492
>run out of spells
you go on believing that
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>>101172238
>Succubus (Lilim to boot)
>Not instantly going out and raping the fuck out of the first human she sees
>Not cheating by using charm magic at every turn
>Believing in co-existance

This shit is absolutely laughable
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>>101169292
>dat keyman
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEE!
Translation when?!
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>>101171605
>Killed loli kitsune
>Tore up her teddy
>Lost our powers
We deserved it. Come back later as a blackguard or death knight I suppose. Kill them after you get back to spite the god that "protected these abominations by abandoning you" or some such fallen paladin logic.
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>>101172223
>What was the argument? I missed the last thread. It was 404'd by the time I got home.
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/101142860/#101164569

Oh, it started here. It wasn't that long or intense, it's fine.

>You know, I have no idea why this CYOA in particular is so much more popular than my others.
Well, let's look at your other CYOAs. The wolf girl one was nice, but amateurish in its execution. The tone shifts were the problem, I believe, and the relationship with the wolf girl wasn't really all that in-depth.

The one with the salamander and sphinx, well.....being crazy and hostile at the beginning would probably have put off the anons looking for a romance. Although you managed to salvage the relationships at the end with the SMUT.

The ryuu story......eh.

You spent the most time developing a relationship between the MC and the heroines throughout the Truckercore story. Personal investment. Helps the readers feel more for the characters.
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>>101172502

Admittedly, a story I was going to do after Shark Waifu was one that attempted to blend modern and fantasy together.

Basically a group of guys done goofed and the MC pays for it when an angry sister of Druella decides to make him suffer
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>>101172238
Don't listen to >>101172590

Keep going, I'm intrigued.
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>>101171605
Rest for 24 hours, (to replenish spells) then go in and [x]CLEAVE AND SMITE
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>>101172356
> not turning to the god of abandoned.
> not turning into a lich knight and revive all those you have killed.
> end up destroying bbeg and chief god while you sacrifice yourself.

your magic leaks and restores the innocent. all who end up remembering that you killed them.

>you die as a thankless hero and heretic
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>>101172703
>>101172492
>They actually think we still have our powers
We killed a child, which is by, even if it's an abomination. We fell. We have no powers, game over, done, come back next time.
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>>101172703
>You actually think your spells just need recharging
You failed as a paladin inquisitor. You fell. Accept it.
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>>101172703
>thinking you haven't fallen
you killed and ate a child nigga
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>>101172813
>>101172844
>child
>slightly smaller demonic energy spewing abomination
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>>101172632
I see. Thanks for the comments.

What did you think about Anubis?
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>>101171605
>You try to summon the power of the Chief God, yet his power does not come to you.
Oh man
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>>101171605
Find a quit place to meditate and regain powers. Or just reach into bag a pull out spell potion.
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>>101172896
Holy shit, this.

That's the thing with MGE. They're all corrupt as fuck.

Another boring gimmick story where NO PALADIN, YOU WERE THE EVILS ALL ALONG
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>>101172844
>ate
I forgot about that, now I'm even sadder ;_____;
Wait, kitsunes look human except for the tail, right? Doesn't that count as cannibalism?
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>>101172935
*quite
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>>101171605
Why did you have to pick the more extreme responses, we didn't have to loot the body and eat her...
Well you said we were going to get our punishment, so let's just go to the lilim and get our ass kicked
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>>101172896
Keep telling yourself that; it's not gonna make your powers come back
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>>101171615
[Hunngggg Intensifies]
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>>101172997

No, because they're literally foxes in human disguise.
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>>101172997
pretty much, yeah.
>all these people who still think you have the god's blessing
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>>101172996
>Killing a child isn't a bad thing
It's Lawful Evil at best. Actually, that sound exactly like us.
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>>101171615
Meaty futacat cock! My ass is ready!
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>>101173187
>>>/d/
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>>101173125
thats chaotic evil.
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>>101172996

Anon, Paladin's don't just go around murdering innocents and children just because of a little corruption.
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>>101173227

>Chaotic Evil
>Not Chaotic Stupid
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>>101173227
It yelled WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! in a gutteral tone

we thought it was an Ork Boss or something
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>>101173246
>Little corruption
Any corruption is too much corruption
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>>101173187
>barbed cock in your ass
not the most pleasant experience
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>>101173227
Lawful evil, because he was doing what he thought his god and order would have wanted.
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>>101173296

This is why you're not a Paladin, just another Inquisitor wannabe.
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>>101173297
They're soft and flexible. They'd just enhance the experience.
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>>101173283
drmyth here
>implying it was gutteral and not just a clumsy girl being surprised by someone kicking in her door
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>>101173296
this is the attitude that caused you to fall
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>>101173297
warm sticky futacat semen, shit's cash
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>>101173335
his god abandoned him. he is pretty much evil now.
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>>101173377

Wouldn't going all the way to the intenstinal tract kill him?
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>>101172915
A good first attempt. Stories about love at first sight can be good, but I feel like it could have used a little more teasing. Personally, I think that even if two characters know that they love each other at first sight, a little courtship wouldn't hurt. Or at least some heavy petting before the actual smut. Which was pretty good, mind you. I just think the experiences people have together in a relationship really help to make it more romantic.
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>>101173409
Yeah, after this he may turn chaotic evil, but at the time he was lawful evil. Of course, evil is still evil, the difference is if he thought he was doing the right thing or not.
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>>101173435
Does your poop kill you when its inside of you? No? Nope.
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Paladin should switch gods to Tiamat

Tiamat is hate
Tiamat is death
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>>101173351
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UVw7cgv36A
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>>101173435
Not unless she just rammed it in to the base, of course depends on her length. She could do some damage, but not Mr. Hands level
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>>101173507
you get septic shock if your squishy intestinal bits rupture
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>>101173585
We're talking 2d Monstergirl dicks here.

Also, no one said her dick had to be spined. She's not 100% cat.
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>>101173622
Yes, I know that. What does that have to do with a soft futacat dick?
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>>101171605
>>101171605
>>101171605
You walk past the smoldering thing and kick down the Throne Room door. "Oh hello there, Paladin-kun~!" a playful, affectionate voice calls out, "I've been waiting for you..." You storm into the room and stare at your prize. And how you liked staring at her. Had she not been an unholy abomination of hellspawn, you would have demanded to bed her immediately. The only thing unappealing about her was the eyes, and her stare. It felt as if it was staring into your soul. It was like some peverse form of affection. You could tell she was NOT right in the head.

"What doth thou mean, unholy demon of hell?!" you say to her.

She giggles, "I've been watching you ever since you left the Great Chapel, and I've been making sure not a single thing harms a hair on your head, and that none of those sluts out there tries to claim you either. Because I want you ALL to myself~<3"

What she is saying shocks you rather well, "What doth thou mean, demon?!"

"It means," she says, staring at you with an affectionate smile, "that I want you to be my husband. Forever and ever and ever."

You ready your sword, "I will not become the plaything of an abomination for all eternity! In the name of the Chief God!"

She tilts her neck, "Oh dear, I guess I'm going to have to fix that," she says, her eyes beginning to glow, "Can't have you running away, can't I?" You ready yourself for the battle ahead.

What do?
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>>101172238
>>101172695

> Her brief slumber was quickly interrupted, however, by one of her wards alerting her to the presence of an intruder into her realm. Though she freely allowed most anyone to come and go as these pleased, Ilassa always had to be wary of those sent by the chief god and her twisted church. They were their own brand of evil, in a way, forcing their viewpoints on others through bloodshed and wanton slaughter. Though her family, save her father, did much the same except through demonic corruption, that didn't make either side right.

> Still, she had to deal with this problem before one of her few followers got hurt. With a wave of her hand, she flung the paladin into a carefully crafted facsimile of one of her sister's realms. Playing the puppetmaster, she let the man butcher his way through countless illusions as she watched through an orb that floated mere inches from the palm of her hand. Eventually, after seeing him slaughter a defenseless kitsune, Ilassa realized that her normal tactic of letting the paladin wear himself out would not be enough.

> As he came upon the "throne entrance" and the "arachnae" there, Ilassa ceased allowing the man to cast spells and call upon the power of his god. Up until this point, she had been the one fulfilling his pleas, but no more.

I'm waiting to see where >>101173848 goes before writing more.
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>>101170573
So was that all that was written? I finished what was in the links and well part 2 seemed to be the "end" of it.
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>>101173848
>yandere lilim
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>>101171615
I'll laugh if it's revealed that the reason Clare hides her front isn't because she has a cock, but because she has a tattoo with a horrible pun/joke she got during one drunken dare with Savannah.
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>>101173965
That or she has a really big clit she's embarassed of.
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>>101173848
pull out your dick and let nature take its coarse
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>>101173965
If you can think of a pun it could become reality.
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>>101173848
>Fighting Lilim when our powers are gone
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>[x]Use homebound crystal to escape
>[x]Come back later when you actually stand a chance
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>>101173848
Fuck her with your sword.
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>>101173848
Become her husband if she can defeat you in combat.
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>>101173848
With all your power, kill her.
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>>101168256
Guy said no OP monsters, all dragons are OP.
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>>101172590
Most MGE monsters believe in coexistence, actually. Succubi more so than the rest.
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>>101173848
Take cover and Avoid her gaze. Find a mirror
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>>101173965
>>101174004

> It says "Pet this Pussy"
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>>101173848
Wow we really are fucked. Ask the chief god one more time to give us his blessings as we fight this manifestation of evil and charge.
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>>101173848
Attack.
We have done so much shit, we deserve to finish this
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>>101174025
this
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>>101173573
>Not praying to Primus
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>>101173848
Kill yourself while spitting in her direction, and dying with a curse on her lips

If we're gonna go down, we do it like MEN
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>>101166288
yes, cause chubby anything is gross
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>>101173848

Impale her on our sword.
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>>101173848
Avoid eye contact while power attacking.
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>>101173848
Prepare to use THAT if she beats you
THAT involves asking the chief god for forgiveness, then overloading on holy energy to burn her along with us.
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>>101174048
>All Dragons are OP
Literally that statement hasn't been true since NES era.
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>>101174065
That said, they have a pretty twisted notion of how to go about it.
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>>101173848
drmyth here
Let me just say this. Paladin-kun will go through maximum suffering next update
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>>101174004
Pet my pussy
eat me (cheshire cat after all)
a hot piece of tail, with a picture of her tail.
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>>101174005
try defeating it anyways without a power up
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>>101174231
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>>101174231
If we're gonna be fucked why did you ask us what do? Just to see in which manner we wanted to be fucked in?
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>>101174005
WE LEARN THE GOLDEN RECTANGLE AND TOSS AN ARROW AT HER USING THE SPIN, THE ARROW MISSES BY WE PSYCHICALLY MOVE THE HOLE ONTO A VITA ORGAN AND SHE DIES.
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>>101174138
What about a little pregnancy weight?
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>>101173965
>>101174004
>>101174234

I'd vote for "Eat me".
Would still prefer dick though.
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>>101174330
Its like you dont even know me
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>>101174231
I knew GM was going to fuck us over when we killed the kitsune he didn't want us to kill. I won't say we don't deserve it, but after we killed all those people to get here, the least we can do is finish the lilim off like we intended.
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>>101173848
use the chainsword!!! you've been saving it just for this VERY OCCASION!!! DOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>101174431
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>>101174436
>I won't say we don't deserve it, but after we killed all those people to get here, the least we can do is finish the lilim off like we intended.
You became the evil you sought to destroy. You don't deserve to be a hero; you deserve every bit of the smiting you're about to receive
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>>101174330
it's what the fag does
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>>101174563
>Slutccubus
>Smiting

ha ha ha
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>>101174563
I didn't want us to become the hero after all that. I'm just saying we should kill her before we die too. Then the order shows up, sees what we did, and disavows us
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>>101173848
Take her out to dinner.
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>>101169658
It seems pretty stupid to reclaim you heart only to give it back again.
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>>101174563
There's a point where even the church is like "Shit dude that was a little much"
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>>101173848
>Take the little Kitsune
Lose blessing for sparing a monster
>Kill Kitsune
Lose blessing because ????

nigga this shit's on rails
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>>101174330
You act like you are surprised that this wouldn't come back and bite you
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>People expect good writing from CYOA fag
See if it was me writing we'd be Rider Kicking Oni girls through mountains and asking if you wanted to punch the Demon Lord in the face or crack open a bear with the village of beautiful lamias
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>>101174310
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>>101174815
do it then
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>>101174682
>implying the slutccubus is the one doing the smiting
You about to be Kord'd
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>>101174365
twice as gross..cause now its a parasite
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>>101174765
It's not that we killed her, we stole her teddy then ate her body
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>>101174815
sounds like a good time to me
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>>101174355
>Letting a bloodthirsty, psychopathic monster have domain over the spin, which Johnny and Gyro perfected together.
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>>101171615

Implying you need to ask.
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>>101174867
OKAY THEN
There is an Oni girl, she wants to fuck you
Do you Punch Her
Kick Her
Or Hatefuck her?
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>>101174765
Why would sparing a child make you fall? That's not how paladins fall, retard.
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>>101174765
You killed the kid rather than raise her as a servant of justice.
You really suck at this Paladin thing
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>>101175028
all three
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>>101175028
Hatefuck

Always hatefuck
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>>101175028
>Cuntpunt, then take her as she's down.
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>>101175043
>Sparing a child
>Sparing monster-spawn
Two different things.
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>>101175028
Punch the bitch. We have to assume dominance before we fuck her to submission.
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>>101167798
>There’s thousands of them…
You know something Bobanon your alright.
I do aperciate how you always seem to take an effort in characterization(truckers and sneaky kitsune riddles and all..
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>>101175028
hatefuck
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>>101175098
And thinking like this is why you fell
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I wonder when the other paladin quest with the loli kitsune is going to come back
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>>101174870
That was stupid.
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>>101175083
>>101175085
>>101175087
>>101175109
>>101175173
You promptly punch her with a fist burning with your passion and rage/justice and then kick her in the face and ride her like Jessie James
The Lamia women she was terrorizing all sing praises of you, lift you into a mosh pit and slither back into town and reward you with Golden Beer Cans of Legend
Do You
Take the Beer Cans
or
Lean Back
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>>101175316
Crack a can open and lean back.
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>>101175316
Lean back.

So that they can better blow us.
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>>101175316
drink beer with the lamia twins
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>>101175316
Both.
Make up a story about slaying a village of oni, and tell it to the lamia, as well.
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>>101175316
You said crack open a bear.
Where's the bear?
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>>101173377
I'm downloading this now.

What should I expect guys?

Also post frog girls.
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>>101175466
>Year of glorious tiamat 2014
>Not cracking open a bear with your anti-paladin bros after a hard day of work purging the clean and good
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>>101175557
>What should I expect?

Well, quite obviously, monstergirl dick in your ass.
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>>101175557
I suppose you should expect heroes being violated?
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>Previously, on Manticore Trucking Adventures http://pastebin.com/AnaWRuje

You nod your head and say sure, you’d enjoy spending some time with her. A warm smile is her response. You wonder how a manticore, known for their sadistic nature, could be so… amiable and pleasant. Maybe it’s because she’s older?

Sitting down next to her, she bumps against you lightly with her shoulder, then lays back facing the television. Smiling, she again pats next to her. Scooting up, you lay down next to her. She wraps one of her paws around you from behind, squeezing you tightly against her. She’s as warm and soft as ever, though her wing does poke you a bit.

She asks if there’s anything you want to watch. You shrug, saying nothing in particular. She thinks for a bit, then picks up the remote from a storage bin and turns the TV on. After flipping through some saved shows on the DVR, she settles on something.

Ice Road Truckers.

You should have known.

It’s not really your most favorite thing to watch, but Savannah seems to be into it. Though she doesn’t seem to be paying too much attention to you, she still holds you close to her. In a slight change of roles, you lay your head on her shoulder. Without taking her eyes off the screen, she follows your lead and rests her cheek on the top of your head.

Laying like this, it’s impossible to not look down her body. The great swell of her breast, the softness of her midriff peaking out from a slightly too-short shirt, and the way her pants hug her hips and thighs, accentuating their thickness.

A reaction is impossible to avoid, no matter how much you try. While sex with her would probably feel great, and you do want to, you honestly would rather just enjoy this atmosphere for a while longer. Despite your efforts, your hardon makes itself known as it pokes into the manticore’s side.

>continued next post
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>>101175386
>>101175388
>>101175407
>>101175424
You take three cans and lean on back onto the cold but delicate hands of the lamia women and toss two to a pair of twins asking them to share the beer with you
You are taken to the Mating Hut where a bear is hibernating and used for warmth by Lamias during the winter. You then promptly crack it open and toss the beer cans inside for later and continue to lean on back
Upon getting buzzed after about the 8th can the Oni woman has come for revenge
Do you
Austin 3:16 this bitch
Toss her a beer and see if it calms her tits
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>>101175661
>2014
>Not having a house-sized monkey girl gf who has a pet bear
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>>101175686
“...Took ya long enough, darlin,’ Savannah says seductively, though she’s still watching the show.

“Mind unbuttoning my pants fer me?”

You gulp, then move your hands over to her waist. Though it’s a bit different from this angle, you manage to undo the clasp. Using her free paw, Savannah then begins to wiggle her hips while pulling the pants off; said hips and ass are in the perfect position to grind against your dick as she works the leggings free.

The pants hit the floor in a heap, and now you’ve got a full view of her lower parts, save for those covered by her panties. The slightest hints of moisture are beginning to show on them. Taking your right hand in her free paw, she places it on the inside of her left thigh. You run your hand up and down her warm flesh, your fingers sinking in slightly as you caress her. Based on her now slightly shallower breathing, you figure she’s enjoying it as well.

Several minutes later, Savannah suddenly pulls away from you. You’re wondering what’s going on, but then you see the show has ended.

“Have anythin’ on the bunk above us?”

You shake your head no.

She then reaches up, and pushes hard on the low ceiling above you. To your surprise it swings up, then locks into place.

“Now we’ve got the room we need, darlin’.”

In one swift motion, she pulls off her shirt, freeing her large breasts. They sway slightly, still managing to be shapely despite their mass and her age. Truly god has worked his miracles here.

You figure the panties are next, but for some reason she’s stopped, looking at you expectantly.

>What do you say/do?
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>>101175661
>pet bear
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>>101175702
Try the second one. If it doesn't immediately succeed, drop her.
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>>101175754
10/10
would fuck
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>>101175702
GIVE THIS BITCH THE STUNNER
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>>101175754
She's too pure.

Give me the angry little music girl.
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>>101175702
stone cold stun that bitch onto your dick
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>>101175702
Toss em a beer.
Kick the shit out of them if they don't calm down.
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>>101174310
>>101174818

>Ylgu er'ouy ...gniht rehtona dnA!
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>>101175753
Oh, silly us.

>Strip for her
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>>101175661
>having a giant waifu AND a pet bear to snuggle with.
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>>101175753
Take off our clothes, duh

T-that's how sex works, right?
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>>101175753
Ask for tail first. It will make her pussy better for you.
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>>101175753
Foreplay. Abuse her erogenous zones as much as possible.
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>>101175753
rub her thighs
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>>101175753
Strip your clothes off, then ask for the tail
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>>101175753
Oh god, it's actually happening. Are we still trying to play the no smut game? Since most of the answers are for smut i'll say,
"Wait I can't do this, I'm a man with no job and no clear future. I want to be a man worthy of you before I do something like this with you."
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>>101175889
Still surprised no scans have shown up.
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>>101175790
>>101175799
>>101175839
>>101175856
You offer her a Beer thinking it will appease her
She is skeptical at first but thinks you are an honorable opponent
As she grabs the can you swifty shove your foot up her cunt to the point only half your heel is visable and then give the bitch then Stunner laying her out in the middle of the village and give her a second course.
The Lamia women are now head over heels for you beating the Oni woman not once but TWICE. They want you to be their mangod and give them all babies
Do you
Accept their off
Or
Take the now beaten Oni and make her your complete bitch
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>>101175753
This
>>101175910
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>>101176065
Have you read the rest of the CYOA? Maybe you should refresh your memory on the last few updates.
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>>101176076
So much for being "honorable".
Accept their offer, make the oni into the village's lesbian whore.
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>>101175910
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>>101176076
become the Oni's sex slave
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>>101176076
take the now beaten oni and make her your bitch
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>>101176076
>Take the now beaten Oni and make her your complete bitch
We have to show these bitches how we roll. We want nothing but complete domination.
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>>101176076
Do both. At the same time.
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>>101175910
>>101175753
The ears.
GO FOR THE EARS ANON!
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>>101175753
This >>101175910 so much.
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>>101175753
Tease her a bit first.
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Oh anon-kun... You've made me the happiest women in Hell... But there's a problem...

Monogamy is... Against the ruur's of marriage in hell... So, I was wondering... If...

You wouldn't mind sharing some of your thick, sticky, tasty love juice with my darling little sister Kneesocks as well?
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>>101176076
We make her our bitch so she'll never disturb the village again.

>>101176170
I'm not sure how bob will turn this into a nonsexual encounter
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>>101175753
I don't know exactly what you want from me, But I guess I will enter your honeypot and sting like a bee.
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>>101176076
Fuck all the lamias right there.
Fuck the oni too after you're done.
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>>101176076
Both
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>>101175753
Strip and proceed to foreplay, man. Aim for the ears.
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>>101175753

This >>101175895 AND this >>101176248. Gotta get some moar foreplay in.
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>>101176237
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>>101176261
Please, everyone knows that it's a package set with those two day one.
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>>101176261
>Dear I think it's time we see other people.

Have you met my sisters?
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>>101176266
>I'm not sure how bob will turn this into a nonsexual encounter
I'm talking about the signs Savannah has been giving off. At this point, choices like
>>101176065
stop being respectful and move on to annoying territory.
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>>101175753
Strip down to boxers.
Foreplay ho! Let's show we're no slouch in pleasing her.
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>>101176171
>>101176211
>>101176236
>>101176266
>>101176290
>>101176308
You proclaim to the Lamias that not only will you father their children but you shall show your dominance by turning the Oni into you sex slave causing swoons across the village.
Over the next three months you take care of procreation, drinking and eating, sleeping, taming the Oni through sexual frustation, sleeping, more procreation, more eating and more sleeping.
Over these months Egg production from the village has increased by 13 eggs per month.
The Oni woman has also become pregnant over this time and is slowly being turned into the villagewife, doing everything for everyone.
Life is now sweet as shit. BUT AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
The Demon Lord's Daughter, Queen of all Vampires has raised her Castle and the Lamia women all Panic
Do you
Take charge and walk right into the castle
or
Send your Oni Bitch to get her fat ass back into shape
>>
Still waiting on suffering "paladin".
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>>101176407
>>101176349
>>101176261
>Only the man is allowed to cheat
Sounds like it came straight from a KC literary work
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>>101176067
Were you on that Chinese message board too?
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>>101176626
The former, obviously.
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>>101176626
Ride our oni bitch into battle.
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>>101176626
both make her come with you
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>>101176626
make the oni "healthy" and put her on starting strengh.
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>>101176626
Why not both?
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>>101176626
Acquire new vampire concubine
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>>101176626
Train with oni bitch.
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>>101176626
Send the Oni bitch to get our old Dhampir friend to help us, maybe it'll help get her fat ass back into shape.
Then we fuck the dhampir and the demon lord's daughter.At the same time
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I could beat up your favorite monster girl.
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>>101176631
The only way it would be true suffering is if the Lilim forced him into an echidna, so he was reborn as a little Kitsune girl, sent back in time via bullshit, and ended up in a room with a stuffed bear.
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>>101173848
You kneel down, and give a quick prayer to the Chief God to give you strength. Ready yourself, you charge the demon princess. She, in turn, just smiles down on you, like you were a small puppy chasing your tail. "Charging me?" she asks, her eyes beginning to glow brightly, "Awww, thats so cute!"

Just as you were about to connect your blade to her neck, the cieling and wall suddenly exploded, knocking you back onto your ass. You stand up, looking to see what caused it, and drop your sword and fall on your knees. In front of you was the Chief God himself in all his holiness. "M-m-my Holiness, I d-d-don't know what to... O' bless ye oh Holy Fa-"

"You shut the fuck up you little shit!" the Chief God glared at you so hard it could break the universe, "I would rather drink menstrual blood than have you groveling before me!" You stand up, as ordered, rather shocked that His Greatness would say such shockingly mean things. "I've been REALLY fucking pissed at what you've been doing here lately Paladin."

"B-b-but my Holiness, I was delivering divine judgeme-"

"You shut the fuck up! This is not divine judgement! This is sociopathic murder! Divine judgement is NOT slaughtering entire families just because yours was. Divine judgement is NOT slaughtering kitsune orphans. Divine judgement is NOT FUCKING stabbing a small child, even a monster child, 20 FUCKING times then looting and eating the corpse. Not only that, but because you're trying to kill the 5th Lilim, that's destroying the equilibrium that I've spent 5 millennia trying to make! What in my name makes you think you could do this?!"

"B-b-but Father Maynard sent me on this quest to-"

"Father Maynard sent you on this 'quest' because you were ruining the name of the Church and because you're a sociopathic bastard who saw his family get killed by a monster! He expected you to die or become a rape husband!"

(cont)
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>>101176261

I can fucking see it now, the honeymoon suite, you're with Scanty and Kneesocks.

Scanty decides she's going to let her onee-chan go first, since she doesn't want her husband half cocked. She locks Kneesocks down while kissing her deeply, Kneesocks' ass lifted in the air for you to plunge right in and fill that funky female hole of hers.

As you're fucking Kneesocks, Scanty whips out the Hell Goat milk and covers both of their fronts while they massage each other, lewdness reaches maximamu.

After they get all hot and sticky with the milk, Scanty pushes you down into the sitting position, slowly straddling your still sensitive one eyed colossus.

As she goes down on you, Kneesocks decides to pay her onee-san back while she begins bucking her hips like a madwoman and grinding against you by nibbling on her ears and massaging her breasts from behind.

Getting close, you grab her rump and stand up. Scanty makes an "iyaa~n" as the only thing keeping her from falling is your throbbing cock inside of her. With a few more pumps, you spray every last vestige of seed inside of her, with her screaming stuff like "You've impregnated me~ That's against the RURUUUUUS~"

Then, after you settle down with the two sisters laying on the bed, their snatches dripping white and their wombs fertilized the door opens slowly, as if from some kind of American horror movie.

It's fucking Corset, in a disturbing parody of Frank-N-Furter's garterbelts and corset, black lipstick on and everything.

"Hooo~ Ready for round three, lover boy~ I'll show you the true pleasure of BONDAGE~"
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>>101176695
No.
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>>101176851
It looks like you'll have to kill the god too
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>>101176851
Wow fuck off God, you asshole. MAYBE IF YOU TOLD US TO COOL OUR JETS THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.

Equilibrium? what a load of shit. Human superiority or death.
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>>101176851
I get the feeling chief god is CYOAnon's self-insert.
>[x]Use homeward bone-equivalent item to escape. Return as blackguard and kill demon lord, and chief god.
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>>101176851
Wait...
YOU FUCKERS KILLED THAT LITTLE KITSUNE WE SAVED?
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>>101176851
Well then.

It looks like there's a new god in town.
Hint:It's me
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>>101176851
>You shut the fuck up! This is not divine judgement! This is sociopathic murder! Divine judgement is NOT slaughtering entire families just because yours was. Divine judgement is NOT slaughtering kitsune orphans.
daily reminder that God is good always, in spite of his craziest followers
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>>101177016
This Knigga knows
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>>101176872
>That end

Why can I not just have Scanty and Kneesocks sexy times followed by all three of us sleeping on a big bed cuddled up.
Rubbing Kneesocks toned stomach while turning over to caress Scantys ample curves.
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>>101176851
I DON'T CARE WHATS IN THIS NEXT PART. IT IS AN UNHOLY TRICK AND WE WILL SMITE THIS IMPOSTER THEN SMITE THE DEMON
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>>101177082
Different paladin story
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>>101177082
Different story
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>>101177082
different story
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>>101177082
It's a different story. Don't worry.
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>>101177082
they also ate her after killing her. Bunch of edgy cunts
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>>101177082
Probably different story. This one started just last thread. We heard a child's "Waaah" and saw a shaking cupboard or whatever. Then we decided to stab it. 20 times. then loot and eat the body.

Yeah, we are the monsters.
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>>101176851
>This is not divine judgement!
This is not our god
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>>101176851
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>>101176851
This is when our madness causes us to ascend being a man and becoming a god. Please drmyth, let this happen
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>>101176851
Escape, then become a follower of the dark god.
Come back and kill them both.
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>>101176872
Corset walking in last minute, offering to teach you the joys of BONDAGE
>somehow implying that this is a bad thing

Damn it anon. I told myself I wouldn't fap before work! Oh well *unzips dick*
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>>101176851
Keep it together you fucking kook.

If you didn't want people to do all that nasty shit you should probably visit more often you stupid fucking retard.
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>>101176851
Kill em both
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>>101177131
>>101177148
>>101177159
>>101177160
>>101177173
>>101177187
oh thank god. I though my heart was about to explode.
>>101176851
Just claim the Lilam already.
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>>101177263
>Ascend
>Become the mad god
DO WANT.
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>>101176851
It's an illusion.
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>truckeranon left us right when it was getting good
my balls are as blue as this board
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>Killing and eating an innocent loli kitsune
Fuck you all subhuman garbage. I hate you all.
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>>101176851
This
>>101177263
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>>101177293
Corset vs Rach Bondage Battle
You are the victim, er uh, judge.
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>>101177460
Hey, many of us were against it. Not our fault the inquisitors are dedicated faggots
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Changing vote here >>101177286
to this >>101177263
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>>101177459
Have you actually followed a CYOA before?
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>>101177361
become litch due to being rused and revive all of those you have killed. let everyone feast on the flesh of the old order. and prevent other paladins from making your mistakes.
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>>101176851
You drop your sword, and collapse on the floor. You don't know what to believe in anymore. Your entire life has been based around following your religion, and now the god of that religion is telling you that you're a piece of shit monster that kills orphans. You curl up into the fetal position and cry.

To say that your entire life motive has been shattered is a massive understatement. You manage to scrap together one last action...

What do?
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>>101177460
I believe the anon who suggested it said it was a joke. But this isn't very funny ;___;
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>>101175753

Strip and go for the Ears
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>>101177619
I'd book it and live my own peaceful life. No war, no monsters, just peace.
Just get away for a while, ya know? Like a vacation.
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>>101177619
It's still an illusion.
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>>101177619
Seppuku
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>>101177619
I don't believe you're the real writer.

Nice try, Ruselord.
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>>101177619
"y-you too"
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>>101176708
>>101176744
>>101176763
>>101176773
>>101176774
>>101176804
Feeling Pregnancy has turned the once powerful oni woman into a fatass blob due to her now sedentary life of being fucked by you and eating meat and drinking beer you decide she should accompany you, and by accompany you mean carry you.
As you sit atop her shoulder as she carries you up the cold icy mountains feeding her some beef jerky to keep her stamina up you reach the castle by nightfall
It is a very tall castle surrounded by Bats, Spooky Ghosts and one very angry fucking moon.
Do you
Have your Oni bitch climb you to the top
or
Bust down the front door, fucking anything with a vag and taking names
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>>101176851
Dammit, myth, I love you again.
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>>101177619
Use magic get-the-fuck-outta-here item. Swear vengence on the Lilim and the god, and become a mad god-slayer.
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>>101177619
Scream into the sky
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Mel Gibson would be proud
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>>101177459
I can't write instantly, you know
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>>101177733
now I regret taking off the trip
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>>101177619
I remember that the demon's eyes lit up before this happened. It's an illusion. Kill the demon for mocking GOD!
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>>101177619
ASCEND
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>>101177758
Gotta clean out the entire place. Do the latter.
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I know, I feel like an asshole for including that end. But you gotta remember, you lay with succubutts, you get the D as well.

Or if you really want to get lewd, have Scanty pour some of that delectable black goat milk all over Kneesocks and tell her you two are going to "clean her off"

Scanty of course takes her Nee-chan's lips, since they belong to her, and after making her swoon with the kiss, licks at the cream on Kneesocks' cheeks.

You, on the other hand, she's told to start on the stomach. Kissing her tenderly and running your stomach in circles on her belly button, you can feel Kneesocks' becoming more tense and her switch flipping.

Scanty, being ever mischievous, pours some more milk on Kneesocks' nether regions saying "Hora hora~ This place is still dirty Darling~ You know what the rurruuus are~", Kneesocks' blush blazingly red as you spread her legs up and attack her lower mouth with your tongue

After Kneesocks is brought to climax and resting on the bed, you see Scanty waving her ass at you, its plumpness undeniable as she uses her tail to guide your manhood into her

"Aahn~ Darling is such a beast~", as you lose all reason and thrust into her with all you have, almost feeling taken advantage of. Noticing the supple bounce of her posterior, you can't help but strike out and spank it, getting a delighted shriek from Scanty

"Ara... I.. came a bit from that~ More, Darling~ Make me into your woman~"

As you both get close, you can feel Scanty's walls tightening around your thing, quite ready to milk you of all you have. To up the ante on her, you kiss the back of her neck before grabbing onto her horns and putting one final thrust into it.

She screams in delight, almost waking Fastener from his little pet bed in the corner as your glans presses right at the nape of her cervix, spewing white hot liquid into her womb directly

You both collapse on the bed, clasping your hands together, this family.
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>>101177758
>Bust down the front door, fucking anything with a vag and taking names
Everything will taste our dick.
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>>101177619
Escape, then ASCEND.
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>>101177758
Bust down the door and fuck everything that moves.
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>>101177619
Ascend to godhood
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>>101177758
>and one very angry fucking moon

oni bust down those front doors
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>>101177758
Take out that bitch-ass moon with your Special Beam Cannon. Piece of shit had it coming.
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Jesus fucking christ, what the hell happened to these threads.
I come here to talk about monstergirls, not listen to people talk about brutally murdering monstergirls, I mean seriously, what the fuck
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>>101177758
full gate assault with you leading the charge. fuck the police
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>>101177758
>Bust down the front door, fucking anything with a vag and taking names
Gotta fuck em all.
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>>101177918
Blame the paladin samefags.
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casual reminder that the Chief God, Ares, Poseidon and possibly Hades are all female in the MGE
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>>101177619

You realize that the lilim is probably using an illusion and you kill everything.
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>>101177824

Third line should be tongue, not stomach from the male's perspective. Fuck me.
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>>101177824
>Writing an erotic story this lovingly lewd about the Demon Sisters

The rules anon. You broke them.
And I thank you for that
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>>101177619
Plead with the chief god to resurrect the orphan so you could raise her with the lilam.

>Penitence this man has done and penitence more he will do.
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>>101178002
Why not become a god first? Even if it is an illusion, we're better equipped to purge her. Then we can give the chief god a brohug, if he doesn't hate our guts.
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>>101177758
Bust that shit up.

>and one very angry fucking moon.
AH FUCK, NOT AGAIN
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>>101177985
>>101178059

>hades as a monster girl

you think she'd be a masochistic
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>>101178002
Like I said, in that situation I would just run away and go live a life of peace and quiet. Somewhere next to a waterfall, maybe? No monster girls, no gods, no fighting.
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>>101178110
>Implying a loli who you stabbed 20 times would like to be with you
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>>101178086
The Demon Sisters are one of the few tag teams I'd like.
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>>101178199
>not to mention, you know, you FUCKING ATE HER
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>>101177619
Ascend and become the god of insanity, like so many other anons mentioned
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>>101177619
Become the god of Chaos and smite them both.
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>>101178135
not as a monster girl, just a chick who also happens to be a god
probably
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>>101175753
Go for the ears
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>>101178178
>stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea
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>>101178157
All those lives you've wasted to get to the goal and you run away? For shame anon
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>>101177983
I wish they'd just fucking leave already. I want to talk about monstergirls again without people going on about how my waifu is an abomination who needs to be purged.
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>>101178086

I have a special place in my heart for the Demon Sisters, anon. Like you wouldn't understand.

I mean shit, if I could world build i'd do a premise about a Succubutt Oneesama and her mother torturing some guy akin to Scanty and Kneesocks, but i'm lazy as shit when i'm not letting my imagination run rampant about those two.
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>>101178436
It's never too late to drop out.
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>>101176851
Time to fuck up God and this monster scum! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIINSNSSSSSS
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>>101177619
This
>>101178510
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>>101178452
The Demon Sisters are just perfect, just need more mature versions, mid 20's.
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>>101178251
Give lilim the dick after this
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>>101178438
Maybe if you picked a slightly more wholesome monster waifu, other than shit tier succuslut, you wouldn't be told your waifu needs purging
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>Page 8
Post here or wait for the other thread?
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>>101177821
>>101177853
>>101177890
>>101177915
>>101177934
>>101178137
You take charge, and by charge have your Oni do it, and bust down the front door and run in dick flopping around.
You go on a fucking rampage of fucking. You fuck the Wolfgirl, the Dullahans of all three varieties, you fuck a Fairy they had captive, you fuck a clone of yourself, you fuck a living portrait, you fuck a possessed blanket you fuck a vase full of alrunes, you fuck everything on your way to the top, your Oni falling behind because she's complaining about her feet being sore, lazy bitch.
As you finally fuck Death-Chan daughter of Death you come the the Chamber of the Vampire Queen, drinking wine and sitting in a very nice throne.
Before you can wax philosophical with her she laughs and say you were fooled.
You and the Oni turn to see the Lamia women all tied up and being dragged in by Frankenstein Monsta Chan who attacked the village in you and your Oni woman's absence.
As well rolls in a cart containing all the eggs your Lamia women birthed since your arrival.
Vampire Queen gives you an ultimatum.
Sumbit and become her slave, or watch your women and children die as FM Chan grabs a Lamia woman by her head and neck ready to twist it 180
Do you
Agree
or
Cut Loose and Show her just how powerful you really are
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>>101178762
except my waifu isn't a succubis; I'm talking about these faggots who go on about purging ALL monstergirls.
though I have noticed that the paladins didn't show up until succubi started being included a lot more in these threads.
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>>101178826
Agree
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>>101178826
Chastise her about how cowardly she is.
Then, give in.
When they're back to safety, kick her ass. Then violate it.
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I updated the Timid Ushi (http://pastebin.com/YXfMYL8m) and will be continuing the Ilassa SOL as an actual proper story later.
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>>101178826
Agree but the power of your dick kills her. Those kegels you've been doing paid off.
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>>101178826
>Cut Loose and Show her just how powerful you really are
>Go Ken of the Fucking North Star on them
Bitch. You're all already fucked.
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>>101178826
become her slave
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>>101178826
Guess it's time TO LET 'ER RIP
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>>101178826
This
>>101178940
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>>101178826
You've made us wildly overpowered so far, so lets cut loose
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>>101178843
real paladins only hate corruption, so succusluts and other succuslut variants are not welcome, it's only natural to see an influx of paladins to counter the taint. As long as your monster waifu is alligned neutral/good there should be no problem
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>>101178826
>>101178940
A true hero has no need for such cowardly tricks.

SHINING DICK!
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For Pierre Cao, the next few days were a blur of immersing himself in the culture of the village and lovemaking with his new "wife." He wasn't quite sure what to think of his host and perhaps "wife," the canine girl Hitomi. The pace of life was not dissimilar to those in the rural marches of the State. The day began before dawn as hearths were lit for a morning meal. Then, the able-bodied villagers went out to the fields or to one of the various tasks that occupied the day. During the time, Pierre quickly noticed something: he was the only man. There were women and children, but not a man in sight. He supposed that was why Hitomi both hoarded him and showed him off. She made sure that he went with her, attached to her arm like a woman, as she went about overseeing the day's business in the village. She dressed him up in a few plain robes that must have been one of hers, altered by the local tailor. His leg was still ailing him within its splint, and he had to either hobble along with the aid of crutches or acquiesce to being carried. Pierre doubted that, especially after his little stunt, that he would be able to walk without assistance for three or four months. His injury did nothing to lessen the wolf-girl's libido as she happily pounced on him every night.

Hitomi was, in a word, unforgettable. He supposed that it was just like an infantryman's rifle. No matter how long it had been or what he had done since with those hands, his hands would never forget the curve of the buttstock or the kiss of recoil. For Pierre, it was like flying his plane; he would never forget the sensation of wrapping his hands around that joystick and tossing the multi-tonne, metal warbird through the skies. It was the same with Hitomi, from her animalistic passion to the sexy curve of her smooth legs up to her derriere to her fluffy, fluffy tail.

"Where do they make women like this?" he wondered upon many an occasion.
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drmyth here
Im going to post the end and epilogue next thread
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>>101178438
can relate, these threads are going downhill
it becomes more and more like /mlp/ with their 'xxx is best pony' shit and the fandom becoming gradually more and more retarded
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Eh I guess I'll wait. This is gonna be a long series of posts.
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>>101179053
Pierre awakes at the side of the wolf-girl. He never was able to overlseep in strange places. His gimp leg, as before, prevents him from moving. Today, however, he is determined to get back his rifle and pistol. He barely breathes as he slips from the covers. Looking back, he sighs in relief. She's only flopped over in sleep. Pierre slinks toward the closet, carefully crawling his way across the cold tatami. He checks his six once more: nothing new in the West. He slides the door open and dresses himself as silently as possible. He checks his six again; she's holding onto the blankets as though he was underneath.

He pushes himself with toes like a worm over the floor until he reaches the screen. Quickly, but with an attention to the racket, he slips out and closes the screen. Limping carefully, he makes his way to the door, where he puts on sandals and grabs his crutches. The villagers look upon him with desire and jealousy, not towards him but toward their mistress, and with curiosity -- for what purpose might he be roaming the village alone?

Pierre pushes himself through the dirt streets and out into the grassy field that cuts all the way to the woods. He hurries at a difficult pace for someone as injured as he is. The warm, clean smell of grass fills his nose and it squelches like a wet carpet in the morning dew. The sun is just peaking over the horizon. He returns to the site of their struggle. His pack is soaked and muddy, the rations might already be contaminated. He finds the familiar glint of parkerized steel, and picks up the revolver. A quick check ascertains that it is loaded and in working order. Try as he may, Pierre does not find the carbine the grass. Something approaching the village catches his eye.
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>>101179094
>This is gonna be a long series of posts.
I'm ready.
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>>101178962
I don't even care about your bookwurm story anymore, I found a ryu and dragon story that had a bit of wurm in it and now I don't need yours to fulfill my needs anymore.
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>>101179039
I'm not a fan of corruption either. I wish MGE wasn't so fucking prevalent, I really hate the world setting, way too grimdark.
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>>101176851
Like the famous phrase, Satan guide our cocks!
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>>101179094
my dick is patiently awaiting
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>>101179094

Ho'boy.
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>>101179094
>Long serises of posts
oh boy.
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>>101179165

That's kinda why I like this Ilassa idea thing. What's this /tg/ thread that anon mentioned?
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>>101179040
A real hero knows when to give in.
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>>101179139
From his vantage point, he spies a procession making it way to the village. It is colorful, preceded by banner-carriers bearing the imperial purple and gold standards. These lead the procession. There must be thirty of them and two lantern bearers at their head. A half-dozen horsemen follow in their own robes. These are individual to the rider, but they all wear a purple and gold overcoat. Behind them is a gold-adorned palanquin which resembles a small house with its pillars, screens, and tiled roof. Behind the palanquin is an ensemble of pikemen, three files of seven which protect another horseman whose robes are similar in color to Hitomi's. Pierre crouches down and starts to scan them as though they were a threat. He fumbles, crashing in the dirt, but his hand comes across the metal of his carbine. He stares down the long column through the irons of his rifle.

Pierre gets up, stuffs the pistol in his pack, and sets off to the village with the carbine slung over his shoulder. The going is tough, and the legs of his crutches sink into the dirt, but he makes it as they are entering the village. Hitomi is present in her own regalia, more formal than anything he's seen her wear over the last few days. Hitomi notices him and shoots him an angry glare before returning her focus toward the visitors. One of the riders dismounts, a veritable clone of his "wife." They begin a conversation, both occasionally glancing back toward him. They both pause an elegant flick sends the door of the palanquin open. Out steps another woman, hauntingly beautiful with hair as red as fresh blood. Her indigo robes are long and patterned with chysanthemums. Behind her swish three long, sable fluffy fox tailsDespite its length, the edges do not touch the ground with every regal step sashaying toward him.
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>>101179337
She speaks a few words and draws a burning symbol in the air. Pierre almost grabs his rifle, but thinks better.

"Hello, do you understand us? Nod," she commands.

He nods.

"We will explain," says the fox-woman, ignoring the glance of surprise from the older wolf-girl. The fox both challenges and silences her with a glance.

"We are Princess Yoko, third in the line of succession to the Imperial throne. You presence, along with that of samurai Hitomi Shirogane, is requested in the capital. We are curious about such a foreign man as yourself. What is your name?"

"Pierre," he says gruffly, "Captain Pierre Cao. What have you done?"

She ignores his question, and instead replies, "We will remember your name. Now come along, the capital awaits."
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>>101179424
Chapter 1 End
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I swear, the next thread better be "no paladin/succubus shitstorm edition"
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>>101179094
When are we going to cup futacat balls?
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>>101179094
I'm an impatient fuck so here's a new thread to post away in.

>>101179582
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>>101179500
Then make it, this ones out. Otherwise there will be multiple threads made if people don't migrate now.
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>>101179424

Is this story going into the pastebin??
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>>101179500
Damn, I made the thread before I read this, but at least I was close to what you wanted.
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>>101179593
You could have at least done the subject line properly.
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>>101179681
Like I give a fuck.
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>>101179667
Er, you made the thread? I don't see it in the catalog, even if I search for monster.
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>>101179741
I literally linked to it 2 posts under that one >>101179593
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>>101179793
Oh, I thought you were a different guy.
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>>101179722
It makes it easier to search for in the foolz archives, anon.
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>>101179626
Yes, now that I've completed enough for a good 15-25 minutes worth of reading
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>>101179883
>Oh no it takes 3.7 seconds longer to find the last thread!

Still don't give a fuck.
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>>101179998
W-why are you so irritated on this topic?
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>>101180060
I'm not. You're the one that is so insistent on it having a subject line when no one else even cares. Literally the definition of autism.



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