DubNote starts in 4 minutes on adult swim.
Was just watching the venture bros.
Me too. 2 in a row, fuck yeah!
That anime was good until L introduced himself to Light. That was a crappy cop-out on behalf of the writer, as he was too untalented and impatient to actually have a good, believable and logical segment where both of them try to piece together the other's identity from clues, rather than just saying "OH HI, I'M THIS GUY L, YOU MUST BE THE KILLER, WANT TO PLAY TENNIS?".
FUCK misread the times
I see no dubnote
FUCK YOU'RE WRONG IT'S FRISKY DINGO
looks like I've got some names to write.
Fuck you, Anon. I can't watch this shit.
Why was that bad writing? That was actually one of my favorite parts.
ITS ON TONIGHT, DONT WORRY.
I thought the same.
After watching the first 3 or so episodes of the anime I got the manga and when this shit happened I just facepalmed and wanted to punch the one responsible for it.
now is frisky dingo
I moved my clocks ahead about an hour earlier, and I thought dub note was canceled for the night.
READY TO TYPE FUNNY QUOTES IN ALL CAPS AND HIVEMIND LIKE CRAZY?
HEY HEY PEOPLE SUCKER
HEY HEY PEOPLE FUCKER
...will not be the lyrics they use for the 2nd opening
>TYPE FUNNY QUOTES IN ALL CAPS AND HIVEMIND
That's every Dub Note thread ever.
I LOVE IT.
Is it pathetic if I looked forward to this all week?
Yes. You're one of us now, faggot.
I've been looking foward to this since the day AS announced they were getting dubnote.
Seriously, my first thought was "and how are they going to air the 2nd OP?"
I'm actually watching a history channel documentary on rocks rather than Frisky Dingo.
PST ningen fuckers
You spelled nigger wrong.
Someone post the translated version of NINGEN SUCKER for this guy
They changed "ningen fucker" to "a hymn to humanity are you worried?" in the subs
COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS DEATH NOTE FAGGOTS. THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL TOLERATE YOU WITH YOUR SHITTY ROLEPLAYING AND NEAR THREADS.
... but make a new thread for that shit, please.
OH GOD GUYS 3 MINUTES HOLY FUCKING SHIT
At least you're not watching Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew on VH1.
;_; I miss my old VH1 with Pop-up Video.
Although I saw Hot Fuzz on Cinemax tonight, seeing the 2nd OP will make my night.
fuck yes frisky dingo shit is over
only a matter of an ad break now
Dr. Drew is the shit, faggot. My nigga lays down the LAW.
HEY HEY DOUBLE NIGGER FUCKER
This is the only time I come to /a/. These threads are fan-fucking-tastic.
Liked him better when he was on Loveline.
1 minute to HEY HEY NINGEN FUCKER
MAGICAL AMOUNT, BITCHES!
best anti-cigs ad ever
OREO WEBCAM MINDFUCK
OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT TO EAT OREOS NOW.
THIS OREO COMMERCIAL IS STRANGELY EROTIC
o it's on
Moderation is a liberal hippie lie.
YES THE NIGGER FUCKER SONG
I'M SUCK A.NIGER
EASY EASY BANZAI
IF ONLY THE SHOW WAS ACTUALLY LIKE THIS INTRO
FUCK YES RAMMSTEIN!
HEY HEY NIGGER FAGGOT
FUCK YEAH THIS OPENING
A hymn to humanity? LOL
Did somebody say FUCKER
I love being able to connect with my cousins in /a/ over some Dubnote.
WOW looks like it stayed..kinda
HEY FAGGOT NIGGET
LET'S BEGIN TONIGHT'S MEETING
It is in the actual lyrics.
Most misleading intro ever
>No one will notice if we translate "fucker" to some random shit. ^^
OP BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN! FUCK YEAH!
One of them looks like Axl
FUCK, I THINK MY NEIGHBORS JUST CALLED THE POLICE ON ME
such an awesome opening
such a crappy episode
HEY HEY NINGEN FUCKER
I love how even the official translation just gives up at that very last point.
OK now I can stop watching for the night
OH GOD NAMIKAWA FAP FAP FAP
HOW MANY BLACK PARENTS WILL GET THEIR PANTIES IN A BUNCH BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING?
AH NINGEN SUCKER
Well, duh. They blew the whole budget on the opening.
This anime was good until Light fell for L's trap card.
NIGGERS ARE BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!
I think uncensored audio and jokesubs were the best possible way to handle NINGEN FUCKER.
THIS SHOW IS FUCKING TERRIBLE HAHAHA
ROFL @ the Lyrics. I know the lyrics are random but thats REAAAAALLY random.
I was wondering if they would bleep it. But hey why bleep it when you can just say that it says something else. BRILLIANT!
OH GOD L BITING HIS THUMB FAP FAP FAP
inb4 BET rears it's ugly head
BORING CONVERSATION IS BORING
OH GOD THAT LOOKS SO GOOD
OH GOD IS THAT CHOCOLATE SAUCE ON A SUNDAE
CAN'T GET THE IMAGE OF QUATRE OUT OF MY HEAD.
Chocolate covered suger.
Why are Light's gasps turning me on?
IS THIS FOR REAL?
Laito, just repeat everything they say in amazed tones. I'm sure that'll help explain everything.
L is fapping lol
Hey hey a hymn to humanity
Love has gone
People, are you worried?
I WISH I CAN BALANCE SUGAR CUBES ON A SPOON.
L is going to get Diabetes.
THAT'S JUST IMMORAL
Random Misa pr0nz.
NO NEED TO YELL IN UNISON
L hates criticism in stereo.
YOU'RE MAKING THIS DIFFICULT.
DO NOT STRUGGLE.
THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME LEFT
Keep it a secret. I'll give you this strawberry.
God, L's dub voice is sexy.
oh lawd...they edited the subs to the intro
even though it still says "fucker"
MATSUDA YOU ID... Oh wait, that was last week.
Suddenly, L looks 12.
And Light's Dad is sort of lackluster.
His mouth is shouting, and he's talking plainly.
Man these DVD rips are pretty
I freaking lol'd what I saw that.
Fax phone? Damn L thats some old tech.
Special phone is special
MORE NAMIKAWA FAP FAP FAP
I AM L
GASP! ZOOM OUT!
You rang, my dear?
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
2/7 AT MOST
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I AM L AND I HAVE WATCHED YOU POOP FOR OVER A WEEK!
sexy sexy Mello in the new intro. It is about damn time.
LET'S MAKE A DEAL
Ominous Latin Chanting!!
*epic music plays*
FUCK YES, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING THROUGH THE PHONE!!
Ever since I got dragged into watching that show, I can't help but think of him when I watch the dub. Damn that show.
WHAT SHOULD I DO
FUZZY SOUNDING PHONE SOUNDS REALLY FUZZY.
WHAT EPISODE IS NEAR IN? HOLY FUCK THIS IS BORING.
Really curious what voice he and Near are gonna get.
Dude. That phone is HUGE!
episode 26? WHO CARES ABOUT NEAR
too bad the endless elevator sucks compared to the OP
I always read Near with Greg Ayre's voice.
See you Monday!
Mo like hot topic
He appears episode 26 but starts talking in episode 27
he doesn't show up for awhile still. L needs to kick the bucket first.
oh wai-.....did I just spoil it for all of you dub tards?
HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL KEIKAKU DORI?
HAY GUYS, HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW OP?
Doubtful. I knew L would die even before I knew who the hell L was.
Oh, shit! L's coming on to Light!
Near - faggot emotionless little boy like that boy from The Ring
Mello - Girl because they're changing him into a chick, seriously.
near is a little faggot.
Near is divine.
WHY L'S EYES LOOKS SO DEAD?
IN B4 SOME MENTIONING OF LADIES
This story arc lasts an entire month?!
L ADMITS DEFEAT!
Capable of succeeding me, if you know what I mean
SUDDENLY, TIM AND ERIC!
I am worried.
I FLING A MIDDLE FINGER AT YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, DEAR SIR.
Fuck those burgers look good.
Fucking Tim and Eric. Show sucks so damn hard.
Do you honestly believe they were going to put "Fuck" on cartoon network?
An improvment. Boring epsisode is boring, then again the show itself seems pretty slow lately.
EEEVURR EES ARRUHSINGK
They are not changing Mello into a girl.
Man, THEY DID. They just jokesubbed it.
APPLESEED EX MACHINA?
oh snap appleseed
Hope they shop some boobs on him.
"Appleseed ex Machina?" What does that even mean?
FUCK, I WANT TWIX NOW.
What the fuck was that?
When did they start showing stuff like Appleseed ads?
You people do realize that the official lyrics for "What's Up People?!" don't have Engrish cursing (except for a bit at the end that isn't in the TV size)?
APPLESEED EX MACHINA IS LIKE GHOST IN THE SHELL WITHOUT 2D AND A GOOD SCRIPT.
Yes. They are. They really are.
JUST ORDER THE FUCKING DIECI, BITCH! I WANT MY COFFEE!
It'd make the second half infinitely more entertaining, that's for sure.
IF I SHOULD DIE
oh, it will slow down even more once L dies. It only starts to pick up again when Light gives us his swim lessons. Too bad the series is basically over then.
damn mind games
Way to tell us what we've known for three episodes, Light!
THE SOLILOQUIES LOOKS SO GAY IN THE ANIMU.
HE WILL NEVER REMOVE THESE HANDCUFFS
The death note powers go back to light?
LIGHT X L FOREVER AND EVER!
O MATSUDA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FACE
Bad voice actors can't give speeches.
Why would you die if you were handcuffed to a person killed by the Death Note? I mean, if it's something like a heart attack or a sickness, it won't spread just because of handcuffs.
LOOK INTO MY EYES
At least the dub actors actually sound like they care.
L must have the most popular male feet.
And now its Gay again.
DO YOU LOVE LIGHT FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR HEART?
I could have sworn I heard the "fuck" part in the lyrics. They only tried to throw us off, by putting a different english sub on the bottom.
Light's making a move on L
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
DO I SEEM LIKE THAT KIND OF PERSON TO YOU
Fuck yeah! Battle time!
PARTY @ MY HOUSE!
Just as Kekasu?
Yes you do, I've always thought so. *foot*
BAM! FOOT TO THE FACE!
YES. YOU DO.
Why would a hypothetical third party kill L with the Death Note and leave Light alone? If you can find L's name, Light's should be no problem.
EVEN MATCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MATSUDA?
HERE WE GO AGAIN...
here we go again
Its been gay since L handcuffed himself to Light.
WHY DOES THAT RED SWEATER MAKES LIGHT LOOK FAT?
Well they should.
THAT IS FAR TOO MUCH SUGAR CUBES, L.
OH NO DON'T REMIND ME OF NEAR
THIS IS...FOR THE BEST
shit, this thread is bringing back memories of a time when we all sat around and rejoiced when the new episode would air in Japan.
Yes but when they get close or fight its a special kind of gay.
WHAT THE FUCK?! THEY ARE BREAKING UP TO SAPPY LOVE MUSIC!
COME NOW, BITCH
GONNA SEX AMANE!
How is L going to go after Kira alone with Light handcuffed to him?
CUM ALONG WITH ME...
LIGHT I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DATE
DO YOU LOVE LIGHT FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR HEART
MISA MISA IS SO MOE
Now what WILL you do?
That chain is like infinite long like Spawn chains.
HAPPY DANCE TIEM!
Cue happy dance!
More feet. This episode is just full of feet.
He's talking funny again, hentai
WHY AIBER'S LONG FACE IS LONG?
GOD MISA IS SUCH A FUCKING RETARD
LIKE I DO?
L's VA is awesome.
WHY NOOOT ~
And L just makes Light's life just a living hell, Low blow.
mmmmmIIiiii can attest to that.
He's the only reason I watch. What else has he done?
Gaijin face is loooooooooooong
"I wont say anything! Even if they torture me!"
"I can attest to that."
Fucking pervert. And jokes!
"Yes, that would be dark."
I GET IT
-- YES, THAT WOULD BE DARK
Yes, that would be dark.
yes that would be dark
Yes that would be dark. Obvious joke made me ROFL.
Yes, that would be dark.
HILARIOUS PUN! L IS A MASTER OF COMEDY!
LOL I'd love to be thought of as an idiot by L anyday
BEST FRANS FOREVAR
"omg I'm the perfect women for light, omg thx ^^^^^^"
You got me. Alright, I'll lurk moar.
SOMEHOW I GAINED ANOTHER FRIEND
Shot down and he doesn't care
WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED.
I fap to this.
Haha, oh wow... Rainbow circle of friendship...
yay fine ha~n
ITT people who don't know the actual printed lyrics to "What's Up People" bitch about the proper translation.
Spoilers: Here are the actual lyrics, as printed in Japanese (and these have been available online since Death Note originally aired).
HEYHEY! 人間賛歌 愛逃げ 人間不安か?
賛歌=sanka=hymn or praise
逃げ=nige=escape or getaway
不安=fuan=anxiety or insecurity
か=ka=japanese equivalent of a question mark
Put it all together and you get
HEY HEY ningen sanka ai nige ningen fuanka
Now of course the way it's sung, they're intentionally saying "sanka" to sound like "sucker" and "fuanka" to sound like "fucker" but those aren't the official lyrics.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, GUYS!
she fapped to that
AND IT'S OVER. NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG!
L fucking MADE this episode.
L IS GETTING KIND OF CREEPY, YOU GUYS.
>LETS ALL BE FRIENDS
JAPANESE THRASH METAL!
Wait for the teaser!
Next week is "JUST AS KEIKAKU" right?
L MAKES EVERY EPISODE
ZETSUBOU BILLY, BITCHES!
open-shirt Light delicious
Too bad everything goes to shit in an episode or two.
I'M SO POPULAR
NEXT TIME ON DUBNOTE: MISA RELATED BULLSHIT
IM SO POPULAR!
I'M SOO POPULAR!!!
Damn. Even after all this time that elevator part reminds me of GUNGRAVE. HARRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! BLANDOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!
IDK MY BFF LIGHT
I'M SOOO POPULAR
ON NAT GEO
What the fuck is an eleven?
It could have been a decent manga, but they over extended it.
New thread for Dub Bleach? More BANKAI! goodness tonight.
More Spoilers: the final verse of the song, even though it sounds nearly identical to the earlier refrain, has its lyrics printed as:
HEYHEY! 人間SUCKER! 嗚呼 人間‥人間FUCKER!
Anyone got the youtube playlist of all the parodies of the 2nd Death Note opening?
Also, the final verse is the one they use in the TV size because it leads into the WHAT'S UP PEOPLE ending.
/r/ "My number of friends has increased" image
In any case, Adult Swim is not "wrong" per se, for translating the lyrics as they're originally printed (as I said, the final verse and the earlier ones sound identical, so you can't exactly fault them for going with the profanity-less version for the TV airing).
As long as they're shouting FUCKER on Cartoon Network, I'm happy.