Girls und Airplanes
1st for non-lewd Laura
And I was just about to make one
Starting off on the wrong foot
Goddamnit, you again.
I don't want to repeat myself but the Corsair is the best looking fighter.
>anon you are drunk go to bed
Drunk on love
was it time for a Liberion thread
I'm the one who is drunk
still going with the macchi
but I must admit after seeing her live last year, the corsair is pretty cute
And I agree with you
With this Marseille, I wish you a pleasant whatever it is right now in your country. I'm going to sleep.
Keep the love alive and well guys.
what happened guys
You need more lewd than
It can't be helped, the first post promising non-lewd Laura was taken.
It lost the war on style
Technology got better.
Also, there's a typo in your filename, it should be "evolution of aviation"
That's not how you eat yogurt
can we agree that after the jet engines become common Planes startet to look like shit
exception the Tomcat and the SU's
Obviously you are not correct, and this is, in fact, the best looking plane.
It is a well-known fact that witches have great difficulties consuming yoghurt.
but I can't have an objective you on the BF109, because it's clear that I go for her, so let me say the Macchi is the most beautiful nongerman plane
Your tastes a shit.
>view not you goddamnit
It's not just yoghurt, Erica also has her own battle with a cake.
you are just mad because the French are stylin on you
And for some reason they complain about it tasting like salty coins
>putting twin engine floaters in the class of beautiful sleek single engine ships
What a drag.
those cakes are pretty dangerous
there is a better solution
>it scared the germans cause it looked like sharks could fly
Shut up, you stupid, sexy frenchmen...
But it's a German plane.
Oh god kill it with fire
That most be unbalanced as fuck
Needs more milk instead.
doesn't mean that the civilians were'nt scared
No one ever said single-engine fighters.
as much as I read it was pretty good to fly despite its looks, but it never got mass produced
>big fat symbols on the back
I know I meant it scared themselves for having sharks in the sky
No, but I am greatly offended by your aerodynamically disgusting slow twin engine fat-ass
This shit would have wreckt hard
>good to fly
That's a huge shocker
>never got mass produced
Maybe cause it did looked like shit at the time or it was indeed really unstable
the better version of the Shinden
I respectfully disagree.
Why does it need a propeller on the back?
>full white on a country filled with snow
Finally someone with brains that doesn't go with red and black that stick out like sore thumbs
Screw you all, have a four engined bomber!
Inb4 someone mentions the fires, that happened only with the first (minority) batch.
Starting a thread with a Stuka is never wrong.
>The Pfeil's performance was much better than other twin-engine designs due to its unique "push-pull" layout and the much lower drag of the in-line alignment of the two engines. The Luftwaffe was desperate to get the design into operational use, but delays in engine deliveries meant only a handful were delivered before the war ended.
tl;dr: Because it had 2 engines at the center it was fast as fuck and could have outrunning anything the allies had except maybe the meteor but that for course was never used outside of British airspace
It has two engines.
Don't talk shit about the 109. Look at the top aces and then look at what they flew.
it makes it faster, it was the fastest propeller plane ever built, also it's more stable after an engine failure
>Look at the top aces and then look at what they flew.
You mean the top aces who got most of their kills in 1941 against unprepared and untrained soviets?
The same ones who refused to go against Yak-9s when those were deployed in 1943?
Thanks Anons and that I can agree
Speed does rekt
I focking love all those twin engine Heinkels. They were such unique designs.
Best ace reporting in.
>exception the Tomcat and the SU's
Why is the Tomcat so perfect?
have a postplane refitted to throw bombs
Well screw you too, have some close air support.
And the ones that got their kills against well trained Allied pilots in some of the worst conditions for machinery.
HA HA HA
So Marseille is actually the best ace?
Get with the times faggots
The only good bombers are the modern stealths
>Why is the Tomcat so perfect?
I don't know she just is...too bad Murrica is scrapping all of them
the only US plane I like besides the P-38
>implying there is a better sound than this
Picture not related to either.
Ehrler, SChnaufer or Juutilainen in my opinion, but you can't really say who is the best
What was that?
He was a very gifted one.
the only good thing Serbia did after fighting back the Turks
>Murrica isn't using them any more
>the only country that uses Tomcats now are the Iranians who use Tomcats as fucking AWACS planes
feels fucking awful
It's invisible how can we see it?
are you an african american or something
Don't be silly, anon.
It was supposed to be invisible to radar. Serbs didn't know that, so they shot one down.
I know that Iran uses them that's why murrica scraps all of them but didn't know they use it as AWACS
and I thought I could see how the F-14 prevails one last time over the F-18 if murrica invades Iran
THESE STUPID WITCHES WILL NEVER BEAT ME
HAHAHAHAHAHA 17,083 m (56,047 ft)
Anyone who doesn't think twin-boom aircraft are sexy as fuck, is a faggot. That is all.
WHAT'S GOING ON
PRETTY SURE THIS ISN'T STRIKE WITCHES
Nothing like a passing supercharger
don't worry it's magic
it just proofs that SW fans are the most educated people on 4chan
Yeah, about that education...
I don't even know what this is
Italy a shit
Actually had some success in combat
>a show about dead WW2 pilots and their planes
>talking about WW2 planes and pilots
goddamnit I just drank a bottle of wine
>American industry produced more aircraft in 1 week than Italy did in an entire year.
Its remarkable how badly the Italians fucked over the Axis. Cost the Germans 6 weeks for Barbarossa because they couldn't even fight Yugoslavia. Cost them all those resources in North Africa because they couldn't even hold a single front in the desert.
If Italy had any competency the Germans take Moscow in 41 easily.
oops here a bigger version
>a show about dead WW2 pilots and their planes
I'm not sure if that was the primary focus here...
is this just some fanart/designs or did the US actually uses the Zwilling concept too
It's a pressure suit. That plane is meant for high altitude world record or something like that. If you look at the airscrew and wings you can see it's meant for flying high (2 long wings, 4 bladed airscrew).
I guess you could confirm what it is exactly about with Google since the name is provided.
Interest in military technology or off-topic posting aren't signs of education.
Yeah, look at all these B117s and other WW2 fighters.
Iranian witch using 5th gen striker unit fucking when?
>If Italy had any competency the Germans take Moscow in 41 easily.
Germany's defeat in Moscow is entirely the IJA's fault.
I guess they didn't see it coming
They built it and fought with it too.
no Jet witches please
>Germany's defeat in Moscow is entirely the IJA's fault.
what can you do with allies like that, Hungary the only brave ones
Did I ever tell you the definition of speed?
- Made it 1931(!)
- Powerplant: 1 × Fiat AS.6 Liquid-cooled 24- cylinder V-engine, 2,126 kW (2,850 hp)
- Maximum speed: 709.209 km/h (382.9 kn, 440.681 mph) (world speed record)
I want these soccer moms to leave
wow as a SW fan you never stop learning
doesn't help you if nearly a whole country betrays you
>a show about dead WW2 pilots and their planes
Yeager isn't dead
I'm still waiting the day to post this
You're already (re)posting it you tard.
I think Chuck is the only witch I haven't fapped to
>not the Do 335
would you take part in a threesome with Hanna and her archetype
I would hug it
Remember when /a/ reached out to him on the internet and showed him what the Japs had turned him into and he got all angry and crabby?
>strike witches related
Sorry, that's the J7W1 Shinden.
I made last week or something for shits and giggles
I meant to post it with an actual dead Yeager
but the Shinden is based on the Pfeil
so you could say it's his imouto
Sign me up.
Like he didn't love it after wards
Yeah, its cute. Cute in a retarded puppy kind of way.
>he got all angry and crabby?
I think Hartmann would laugh about it if he were still alive
That's not very cute, anon.
do you think you would survive
What would Hartmann have done if he wasn't a pilot? He sounds like the kind of kid who would get into trouble.
I don't even care if I survive
Whatever do you mean?
>convicted of false war crimes in an attempt to get him to join East German air force.
>Serve 10 years hard labor in a Gulag
I'm sure he'd be hamming it up.
he would be a NEET, probably masturbating to witches on /a/
it was just his luck that he was giftet in flying
Think all this plane talk scared off WP guy
>Rudel flying for Iran
We can bring him back if you want, just say something about Helma.
Stupid sexy Helma.
maybe he is masturbating to Italian quality
I want her piss inside me
He hasn't been here in 4 hours, it's not the plane talk.
so much to, SW fans are only interested in masturbating
>implying there are people in this thread who aren't masturbating
I mean, who could resist all those sexy planes?
>sexually attractive to planes and not tanks
I no longer love him
tanks are busted
All tanks are pure!
>not masturbating to ww2 fighters and fighter-bombers
Are you asexual or something?
Well we'd have no Erica.
>I mean, who could resist all those sexy planes?
well that's a point
You win this round
Guess I'll just fuck off back to the GuP thread
TA 152 here. Spitfire and Mustang a shit.
If you were so great why didn't you won the war?
I want to impregnate Nipa.
It would be so nice to cuddle and hug a soft and warm Nipa
I don't know much about planes but since there's a huge lack of soviets, does that mean soviets a shit?
Like many wonderful German inventions, it came far too late.
WWII soviet planes? For the most part, yes. Cold war era? Oh baby.
Still lost the war.
Little Orussian peasant girls are only good for hard fucking.
>WWII soviet planes? For the most part, yes
La-5, La-7, Yak-7 and Yak-9, Pe-3, Il-2 and Il-4 would like to disagree with you. The simple fact is that Soviet planes aren't that popular and the general public knows little about them.
Granted, the I-153 and I-16 from the beginning of the war were pretty terrible (except in the Caucasus, where they did very well in the mountains).
Depends. Late war Soviet planes were good. Early war ones on the other hand weren't that impressive.
They built their aviation industry up from nothing with the help of the Third Reich.
>Cold war era? Oh baby
>Japs fucking up 80% of their army against russia
>Göring being a sissy
I don't know if I'd consider late 1942 as "late war," because that's when the most successful soviet planes entered combat.
A couple years of a hard life doesn't make you a shriveling wreck for the rest of it, especially when you're already a hardened soldier.
God damn that ass is huge.
didn't they were only good because they got stuff from the allies
R.O.A. still strong
Hope you die in a fire
I don't know why everyone keeps forgetting Hungary, they were at every event since ca. 200years or so still got fucked as the rest of the axis, but no one ever talks about them
I feel sad for our little brother
Too much suffering
More like fat.
The Soviets did enjoy the P-39, but it was the only aircraft delivered through Lend-Lease in any significant numbers, and it was nowhere near enough.
but everyone constantly talks about Germany Japan an Italy
but Italy a shit Hungary is our true brother
also Croatia, still waiting for my witch
Fuck those props, jet FTW
I know that the IL2 was feared among axis Pilots, but did they have something beside it
Did Hungary even do anything during the war besides getting their shit kicked in at Stalingrad?
We love this Ostmark beauty
>I know that the IL2 was feared among axis Pilots
Are you trolling? No it wasn't. IL-2 was a ground attack aircraft.
The Yak-9 was the fighter aircraft feared by German pilots. Scored the first Soviet kill against a Me-262, too.
Oh god why have you forsaken me?
1942 is mid-late war.
But the good planes came later.
1943 for La-5FN.
1943 for Yak-9T
1944 for La-7
1944 for Yak-3
1943 is when Soviets started using fighters that can be considered more than a match for their enemies.
they fought at bodenplatte, at least they were at Stalingrad, it doesn't count if you win only the sacrifices you make counts, like the division azul
The Germans had plenty of field whores for men fighting on the front to keep morale up.
Do you think the 501st gets random guys tossed to them so Hartmann, Barkhorn, and Wilcke can get their rocks off?
he IL 2 was feared because of the heavy armor and the cannons, they had to fought against them to protect the ground troops
they already have Yoshika
Hartmann has chocolat
Barkhorn has imouttos
Wilcke has Mio
The IL-2 was slow and would fly low to the ground.
It was easy pickings for the Luftwaffe until the Soviets started flying with escorts in 1943.
It was actually quite agile too. The single seat version of it. You didn't want to mess around with one of those.
at least they aren't traitors, Italy I'm talking to you
next time you can have Italy and you give us France for that
Anyone have a more updated version of this?
But its true.
I think you mean Goring be high and or drunk while running an air force he was marginally aware of.
>1942 is mid-late war.
Mid World War 2 maybe. But it was definitely early in the Great Patriotic War.
Late-1942, early-1943 is when the Yak-9 and La-5 variants started making appearances.
The Pe-3 (1941) wasn't that bad either.
read some books about it
Those nose cannons they crammed into 262s never fail to make me laugh.
They also got some radial engines from Wright... copied it and put them in what's basically a LaGG-3 airframe and VVS now had a fighter competitive to 109 with 190 durability and survivability
yes because of this fat fag we build a carrier and can't use it because he was gay about the rights who control it
exactly 501st isn't what I call too interested in men. They find ways of relieving themselves amongst themselves.
I did. While Germany had air superiority against the Soviets, the survivability of IL-2 was abysmal, somewhere near 5 missions. They could not compete with dedicated fighters (although they did try). Stukas and other planes (like the bombers, for example) are another story, but the IL-2 was in no way suited to dogfighting with fighters.
But Perrine is a cat
Is he implying she's a bitc-oooohhhh
Iirc we only got that shitty carrier cause Hitler pussy footed around lost the Bismarck like a retard and then hid every surface fleet ship in port to rust instead of running wild and decimating and the Bismarck's 3rd sister ship's hull became this useless carrier.
Don't mind me, just cruising around immolating pilots because I lack self sealing gas tanks. They pay me at parties to do my human torch impression.
Every once in awhile they kidnap a mechanic.
I think it's more implying that Perrine loves Mio like a dog and would be here dog so long as she got to be near her.
Soviet planes were a joke. Read what Pokryshkin was saying about them.
He was the best Soviet pilot so he sure as hell knew what he was talking about.
Don't go confusing "meat dildo" with "man."
yeah to harass, fix shit. Not for lewd things.
But they're looking at Trude 's dick
Don't forget the Graf Spee
but we had it it would be still better to give it to the navy and fuck some shit up, than use it as a warehouse and that was Göring's fault
IL2 was feared among axis ground troops especially if load them up with 192x PTAB bomblets.
A single PTAB can penetrate and top of most heavily armored tank at the time
Better hope that's not an Otsu or Hei, because if it is then it does have self sealing fuel tanks.
Being easily flammable doesn't really matter when enemy can't hit you.
They had 9 to 1 victory rate against Spitfires.
Read what Brits said about them after they tested captured ones.
oh yeah another stupid loss that shouldn't have happened. Sigh, what the German surface fleet could have been and what it could have wrecked. Seriously Hitler should have let the navy control itself.
Imagine them forcing you to whip out your dick and then gathering in a semi circle to stare at it.
Then drawing straws to see which one you have to pleasure first.
poor Graf Spee-Chan killed herself because of mistakes in the reconaisance
Planes got better.
No, planes of all eras look good.
read what Saburo Sakai said about Zeros and England
It wouldn't have been like Jutland.
The Royal Navy had a monstrous advantage in tonnage over the Kriegsmarine. A surface engagement between them would have ended badly for Germany.
Please, Hartman was joking about how easy it was to slaughter them.
IL-2 is the main reason why some german aces had 300+ kills.
>it's gonna be Minna
Live the rest of your life dickless
That guy flew a P-39 until he was finally given a La-5 and La-7, which he found to be good.
The planes he hated were the early war Russian planes which were shit. And the Yak-3, which he hated because he hated Yakolev.
imagine the embaressemend when you don't get hard
But Jutland was a German Victory sinking more British capital ships and causing utter disarray while being able to regroup to fight another day. You overestimate the British Navy. Plus the British surface fleet was way shittier as they invested in lightly armored cruisers instead of the Battleships the Germans had.
No cause that's just wrong.
>implying they don't keep measurements of all the mechanics they have 'acquired' in a logbook.
is this what murrica really thinks, just like getting kills on the eastern front is easier because russians a shit
Think you should see a doctor
>best Soviet pilot
That's not Kozhedub.
Also, any harsh word Pokryshkin had to say were directed towards the early war Soviet planes (the likes if the I-153) and more specifically towards tactics.
He had no problem with planes from 1943 and onwards.
That was WWI. We're talking a WWII surface engagement.
RN had way more capital ships than Germany.
I feel like we're off topic what happened to the talk about witches?
What a dick!
A lot of people think that way, they are the same people that don't know what the fuck they are talking about.
He was planning to switch to La-7, but after he tested it he went back to P-39 and later P-63.
He even got into trouble because he was openly saying that American planes are better.
true that's why ships like the Graf Spee were so important to us
Don't mind me, just turning your Great Patriotic War aces into fireballs over their Chinese bases.
But it's true.
Soviet losses were horrendous.
This happens every once in awhile. We either talk about planes or WWII in general, seems like this been awhile since it was this, 'bad'?
>He even got into trouble because he was openly saying that American planes are better.
like Hartmann for saying that the Starfighter is a widowmaker
Weird. I only get mine to my waifu Eila.
what's bad about it SW threads are the only thing were you can discuss things like that, th GuP threads are now full of muh Sherman mein Tiger shit
wait wait, what if the Stig was a loli the whole time? That would explain his amazing skills. I mean loli powers are stong.
Which witch has the best butt?
Brewster or Messerschmidt Eila?
Don't mind me, just busy being superior to the F86 in every way and producing the greatest amount of Korean War flying aces, along with the highest scoring ace of the war.
You mean Korean Air space? We weren't given hot pursuit remember? That's one of the many fuck ups Truman did.
fuck you all
Some say that he wears pants while flying strikers and that, he's actually a little girl. All we know is, he's called the Stig!
Either. But I do like her best in her Messerscmidt striker she's just more sleeker and make her even more sexy to me!
A little bit of history once in a while never hurt anyone
Imagine if there was an airplane Top Gear. Today we're gonna see which airforces bomber can blow up more shit, and how many G's the stig can take in an F15 eagle!
As much as we like swooning over witches these threads get very monotonous if that's all we talk about.
Soon enough we'll have all sorts of wonderful things to talk about with all the new viewers informing us of their kind opinions as to why SW isn't 'real anime'.
anyone knows how to tell a mitsubishi a6m apart from a nakajima one?
God I am really excited about the new season but also dread all the shitposters we'll have invading our threads. Luckily I'm usually more excited and forget about the dread.
You'll have a easier time getting an answer if you ask /k/.
do you mean we have to deal with people who doesn't really love the witches
Maybe, they tend to be grouchy anything Japanese these days. But at least it isn't a Katana question.
well as much as I'm interested in stuff like that since I was 14 I never went to /k/ and I just love you too much so I still hope someone from /a/ knows it
He would have been a doctor like his dad like he wanted to be. Ironically he would have been saving lives instead of taking them
Exactly or as Trude over here calls them, fags.
/k/ has been really shitty lately.
All the people who actually have knowledge of historical weapons left a long time ago.
This and let the good times roll
Oh yeah buddy
Usually /k/ is the worst and /u/ just spams the same shit
But there's more good times than bad times
can witches love other witches /a/?
he saved enough lives in the war, as he faought against the communists, also he took his mechanics in the Fuselage of his plane if he were ordered back to the reich so they don't get captured
Yes, and they do.
Why is Eila eating Sanya?
If you can't get it up to witches there's something wrong
>saved lives by fighting against the communists
That's not how that war worked.
No matter what happens here the new season will be great for the fanbase overall. More interest brings more artists, more translators, more merchandise.
Shitposters get bored and go away eventually, but we'll be all the richer in the end.
maybe I'm gay for Hijikata
That's true I didn't think about that, fuckin commies
Borscht is tasty
selfhating Germany go to bed
Anything is possible anon.
Love you too anon but despite how shit /k/ is now they'll likely have the answer. Sorry don't anything about Japanese planes, hell barely have any images of them in my airplane folder.
Stormfront go back to /k/
And you'll never know how it tastes
and all the Russians, Ukrainians, Latvians, Romanians, Estonians, Lithuanians fought in the Wehrmacht against the communists just for fun
I bet you live in Europe and you are under 16 years old
Like beetroot and cabbage
also all the axis forces tried to surrender to British or Americans because bolschevwsm is so nice
Do we know what S3 will be about yet?
Regardless of why they fought for the Reich, there was no place for them in it, had they won.
The axis forces surrendered to the Americans because they hadn't spent the last 5 years burning their crops and shooting their men and raping their women.
They were afraid of some well deserved retribution.
>not vodka and innocence
Would still eat
Sanya looks tired there.
Only know that the OVA will be more 501st
S3 is still unclear
and you believe everything they told you in school
Well at least I should have a little more Eila animated!
But the Soviets shot plenty of their own men, as well as Polish, Estonian, Lithuanian, and Latvian and raped their women as well.
>They were afraid of some well deserved retribution.
this can only come from a selfhating German
I doubt other Axis countries hate themself so much
I want more sleep deprived Sanya
Sure, the Soviets weren't all sunshine and lolipops, but they were pretty (and justifiably) pissed at the Germans. Also the Soviet high-command had spent the last 4 years indoctrinating their men to think of Germans as beasts or machines, not as humans.
It wouldn't be a smart move to surrender to an enemy who hates you, regardless of their political ideology.
>as well as Polish, Estonian, Lithuanian, and Latvian and raped their women as well.
that was the reason why they joined the Wehrmacht, except Poland but they joined the RAF so everyone fought directly or indirectly against communism, for Europe
Germany please leave
I wish I was Japanese, modern social justice seems to be a non-issue to them and they are still one of the hardest working countries.
Not to mention their history and culture.
Fun fact: There were blacks in German units serving alongside whites, while US units were segregated.
is this Zun
Every morning I wake up and thank God that I wasn't born Japanese.
I'd rather starve in Ethiopia than live in Japanese society.
something that never get mentioned in German schools
that's why they are all such butthurt moralfags
Oh great, /pol/ has come to shit up the thread.
Posting Zun while saying they have great social justice and are the hardest working country doesn't go so well
Also what this guy knows his shit
the pride of the Askari
Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to be a ZUN when I grew up.
Your liver won't think it's such a hot idea
But I bet you can at least draw like him
Being born in Japan and having to deal with such a stressful strict upbringing probably would suck, but if it weren't for the fact that they're noguns Tokyo seems like an amazing place to live.
The whole country is kind of the last bastion of highly developed and culturally homogeneous society.
Germany did well by Africa.
While Japan is culturally homogenous and well developed, their society is pretty backwards.
where are you from EMT
>if it weren't for the fact that they're noguns Tokyo seems like an amazing place to live.
Wow. This is the most childish post I have read in years of SW threads. Congratulations, I guess.
just wait until murrica don't have a reason to use them as a puffer against China anymore, then they will get cultural enriched too
Tokyo might be a great place to live if you're rich. Also if you don't mind 70% of businesses having a "no foreigners" sign.
You mean the Oscar?
→ smaller greenhouse
→ shorter nose
→ "butterfly" flaps
thanks, can you post one of each I'm more the visual type
That they did. They even made sure to pay back all the money due to the Afirkan soldiers after both wars. Also I think they named something cool and/or somewhat important after the Afrikan soldiers who helped them.
>hating gun control
Calm down murrica sooner or later you will have the exact same shit there
Is it odd that instead of the Japanese plane i think of the Soviet Submarine when I hear Oscar?
Good Night keep the Love alive
>under water witches battling submarine Neuroi
Ok this is just getting silly now
You're the silly one anon.
Just now? It was silly from the beginning.
Night anon, and will do.
This shit is getting too weird for me
Going to bed maybe tomorrow I'll still catch the thread still up
I'm probably just disillusioned from living in the middle of nowhere and staring through the monitor at hyped up images of Akihabara and a megacity where the entire population of my state funnels through a 24km subway line every day. Spending all your life where the greatest cultural achievement is "Charles Lindbergh stayed here for awhile I guess" will do that to you.
Doubt that's much of an issue in a city like Tokyo, where there are still hundreds of thousands of foreigners with plenty of money to spend. Pretty sure most of that, while around, is rare outside of more conservative areas.
I don't think Tokyo is any more expensive than a place like LA or NYC, of course moving there as a foreigner is a different story.
How are they "backwards"
Their men and women there naturally know their place and both respect hierarchy. Whatever they got now since postwar has served them well and "if it ain't broke don't fix" should apply.
the rest is on google or flight sims such as War Thunder and Aces High
Shorter nose only applies to early ki-43's and the greenhouse got a bit smaller later in the war
Sounds to me like you just read the definition of "backwards society" to the guy you replied to.
Yeah, you're just a stupid murikan weeaboo.
Please don't share your asinine assumptions and opinions.
Thanks in advance.
If that's what a backwards society is, I'd love to lvie in one.
I hate New York (been there) and I'm afraid if I visit Tokyo I might hate it too if I visit it.
What's the Japan equivalent of Los Angeles and Las Vegas? I love LA weather and LV freedom when it comes to driving
Backwards people like backwards societies. Unless you're coming from a total dystopia like US or North Korea, I doubt you'll enjoy living there.
>U.S. total dystopia
there's no such thing as "backwards" or "advanced" when it comes to society. You are a developed society or not.
>I love LA weather and LV freedom when it comes to driving
Then don't go to Japan.
They make you take these incredibly in-depth and long inspections every year for every car you own or you can't drive it, the roads are tiny as hell, the place is so small you might as well walk/bike/take public transport, etc etc etc.
Yeah there's the Wangan and the C1 and all those awesome highways, but it's not worth it.
>coming soon only in select cities
Every two years.
Still pretty shitty.
All of you weebs idolizing japanese society, consider this before dreaming of your sugoi weeb life in Tokyo because MUH AKIHABARA xD
You will learn what racism is. No, fucking seriously. You could live years - no, DECADES - in Japan and do everything you can to respect and learn their ways, but you'll still be the same fucking gaijin to everyone you know. And there's not one bit of exaggeration here, trust me.
Living in Tokyo is fucking expensive. Good luck getting a job that pays for more than your rent and basic necessities. Apartments are also tiny. Hell, everything is tiny and compact. Oh by the way, did you know that you'll probably have to pay 3-6 months of rent beforehand and it will not be returned when you move out of your place?
Also, most bars and any places other than your basic grocery stores are NO GAIJIN / NO FIRST TIMERS, other than in foreigner centers like Roppongi.
No one ever mentions this, but summers in Japan are really fucking unbearably hot and humid. At least if you come from a cold country.
But on the other hand, the society has incredible values you can't find anywhere else. Rest of the "civilized" world feels really ass-backwards, impolite and unclean in comparison.
tl;dr: It's a magical place, but don't go there.
are you talking about shaken?
shaken looks like it's just paying registering and making sure you actually take care of your car by keeping up with service maintenance
>society has incredible values
Like murdering any attempts at entrepreneurship and independent thought?
Japanese society seems to be very good for a particular kind of person and absolutely terrible for any other kinds of people.
Lucky for you there's more.
(Maybe if GSC actually released more of the 501st instead of a THIRD FUCKING YOSHIKA this would make a little more sense.)
Nishizawa was better than you
>Good luck getting a job that pays for more than your rent and basic necessities.
I'm sure only the Bohemian types will have hard time there.
I'm about to become a CPA and might even land a Big-4 gig here in 'Merica... I sure would love to transfer to Tokyo post haste! (i'm sure pay wouldn't be THAT low because of the degree I earned)
>Also, most bars and any places other than your basic grocery stores are NO GAIJIN / NO FIRST TIMERS, other than in foreigner centers like Roppongi.
How about if gaijin (with intermediate knowledge of nihonho) + native going together in the same place... native tells he's just showing/intro around... will owner still take hard line stance?
Not even best Fuso. Move over Aniki
>A top graduate of the imperial academy, when he entered into service, he garnered the reputation as a gung-ho crazy pilot that was notorious for blowing his planes up all the time and his crazy flying tactics. He was well known for his feisty attitude and was both loved and hated for it.
>There is a funny episode where Naoshi crashed his plane at a Japanese farm and all the locals surrounded him in fear of him being an american pilot. Despite his blackened and injured face, he deterred away the farmers by cursing at them in Japanese. Afterwhich he took a bike and pedaled some kilometers back to the air base so that he can get back to combat.
>One of his much admired tactics saw him fearlessly attacking B-24s sent to bomb Yap Island, from head on -while still perfecting his technique, Kanno rammed a Liberator and damaged it, but still managed to survive.
>His last known moments were when his plane was hit and suffered heavy damage. His wingman offered to retreat and escort his damaged plane back to base but Naoshi stubbornly refused to go back and still wanted to continue engaging, afterwhich he cursed at and shouted at his wingman to return back to base. This exchange with his wingman was his last recorded moments alive.
Come back when you have a black belt in Plane-Kwon-Do
I watched the Coalgirls version of S1 because of muh BD. It was alright. Much later I watched Underwater DVDs. It was alright, too. So I thought I'd keep Underwater's. But, wait...the ED sounds the same in every episode:
>Ordered chapters and segment linking
Shit, how come there's not a proper BD version for the godlike S1.
>Rest of the "civilized" world feels really ass-backwards, impolite and unclean in comparison.
Well, I want to disagree with that but I can't. The language sometimes makes expressing yourself hard and the japanese follow many customs because they follow them. I wouldn't know anything about entrepreneurship though.
But you know I was talking about the good points.
How helpful and polite the people are, even when you are just a worthless foreigner to them. It's fucking magical, people aren't assholes and everyone is polite to everyone. Crime is minimal and it's a very safe society. You can't expect anything of the sort anywhere else on this planet.
That's precisely what no first timers means. If you have a jap friend who can introduce you, you're allowed while in his company.
Racism isn't a bad thing, though. Unless you're a worthless weeaboo who wants in. It protects their great society.
Maybe try the actual BDs.
>people aren't assholes and everyone is polite to everyone
I hate that part of their society. I hate people who aren't genuine and won't speak their mind to my face. Their whole society is two-faced like that.
Also entrepreneurship among young people is frowned upon, if you're interested, read up on Japanese start-up culture and the difficulties they face, including their family's disapproval and lack of investors.
>anon cant live without people being assholes around him
Why am I not surprised?
I have a BDMV of Strike Witches The Movie that I downloaded a year ago... still sitting on my ext HDdrive.
Anyone know where I can download .ass subs so I can start watching the movie already?
I'd rather they be assholes to my face than keep everything to themselves and silently laugh at my faults, without giving me a chance to fix them.
Living in the hard truth is preferable than living in a beautiful lie.
I guess there's no other option.
>honne / tatemae
what are you, Russian?
I know Russians around me... they're complete opposite of (east) Asians 'cause they tell you straight like it is, no sugar-coating, no holds barred.
on the flipside... most (east) Asian will find russians "rude" for telling their geniune "feels"
Its time for you to shut up
That does sound like a very japanese thing. Let's not do anything new because this is how things are done and will be done. Because.
Well, it doesn't concern me.
>this entire thread
Yep, the love is dead
RIP love. You did well. It's over now, everyone pack your stuff and move on.
What a crap fest. I go away for a few hours and it's all /pol/ crap, /int/ crap and blogs.
I thought it was more fun than the planes at any rate.
I'm sure a jap stranger will let you know your fault/s... but will not be rubbing it to your face like you want it because that's rude.
That should say "gulag"
How was that hating gun control? Did you quote the wrong post?
>I'm sure a jap stranger will let you know your faults
No, they wont. They'll keep them to themselves and never say a thing.
You'd need a really good friend if you want someone to tell you your faults.
some anon said there will be SW season 3
So, "concentration camp" in english.
>dang, you sound jaded
did you... live in their "society" for more than a decade or something?
Just camp or colony, if you want to be pedantic about it. Gulag means "Main Camp and Colony Administration."
"concentration camp" implies Nazis these days.
>"concentration camp" implies Nazis these days.
No, it doesn't. That's just how you decided to interpret it.
Yes it does. No matter how much you try to stick your head in the sand and hide from the truth.
Why is Ешыка being nice to Пэхин? They're supposed to hate each other.
Yoshika doesn't hate anyone.
The hate is all Perrine's.
It implies nazism because of general ignorance
It shouldn't, and doesn't have to be used in that context. But it generally always is
>It implies nazism because of general ignorance
But it does.
Language is a fluid thing (especially the English language), usually shaped by the ignorance of the people and the media, regardless of it's pre-war use, the term "concentration camp" has come to mean "place where the Nazis put and killed a bunch of people" and the word "gulag" has made steady progress into the English language to the point where you can find it in English dictionaries.
That's just how things are.
Well they are one of the most infamous users of death camps. Where as everyone just calls Russian work camps Gulags. Nobody really uses concentration camp for any other context except the odd mention of the Boer War and internment of Japanese-Americans.
Plenty of people still use "concentration camp" when referring to Boer internment camps.
It's a bilateral hate. And even if it was only Perrine, why does she not react negatively?
she doesnt love like a dog, but she loves like a puppy
/a/non cannot into Cyrillic.
Because they move on from this hate in season 2.
In modern Russian е can mean both е and ё because people are lazy. Cyrillic transcriptions are also not done letter-by-letter but according to pronunciation and I can't French.
Trust me, I've been doing this since ever.
They never like each other.
There's a part in the movie where Perrine basically says to Shizuka "EHHHHH SHE'S OKAY".
Never got the feeling that Yoshika ever hated Perrine, she just kind of misunderstood her since Perrine was acting so cold.
God I love heart shaped eyes.
Tiny witches are the cutest.
Shit like this is how they catch pedos, right? I feel that this is a crop of something VERY lewd.
Shit, I'll fap to it anyway
Cropped? No sir, I've no idea what you're talking about!
My word, /a/non, such lewd images. Do you want a pure person like me to see that? I advise you keep posting them, I need to know what exactly what kind of indecent lewd images I shouldn't be looking at.
This is the lewdest I can go. You have been warned.
I wish Perrine wouldn't leave.
Helma a cute.
That's only 1/5th the way to lewd.
Legs too fit, wouldn't.
ONLY 1/5? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
Maybe I wasn't paying attention to the tails.
who tied her?
Don't worry, she's just performing magic tricks. Next she'll make some large phallic objects disappear!
I've had this image for ages and I just noticed that goddamn paparazzi.
I'm going to sleep. Have the best witch.
>There are people paid to travel the world and take pictures of witches
>those designs look similar
you know what the next fighter is going to look like right? let me make a quick edit to show you
Something like this
>removing air intakes
Now that's just absolutely retarded.
What about unmanned strikers?
>Communism can't build wings
>>removing air intakes
made them smaller
Thats why there are no windows on it. It is a drone
So you want to severely limit the plane's performance?
Or is it just that you have absolutely no idea how jet engines and stealth technology work?
I get that.
I was just being silly about striker units.
Best love and is alive!
>So you want to severely limit the plane's performance?
>implying new jet engine technology uses air more efficiently
Why? That's just as retarded.
Who gave Tomoko a striker?
Finish this sentence, Lynette Bishop is...
Tomoko? Who? What?
A missed opportunity to have a witch armed with a Vickers Gun.
But she cheated on her with Perrine.
Lies and slander!
You know for a fact they got up to something in France while Yoshika was powerless.
Do you seriously think someone would touch Perrine?
unless Perrinu raped Lynne ;__;
You told me it was lewd and I still went to it.
I thought WP guy followed null directly. Are you an imposter!?
Prinzessin being sexual as always.
I checked gelbooru first today instead of my RSS feed.
Oh. You scared me for a second there!
I want to pull Keiko's fluffy tail and rub my face in it.
Is there another witch apart from Keiko who actually set out to and win the heart of the one she wanted besides her?
Best Fuso and Best Afrika. My opinion. OVA with older witches getting together never. ;_;
I can't agree with that because all witches are best witches
That's true. But some are just closer to my heart.
I know the feeling.
It's a very good feeling. But also confusing.
It's only confusing when there are too many great witches. But it's all good in the end.
this picture gave me the best idea ever
what if Heidi
what if Nipa
Heidi and Nipa
what if they
guys listen here
What if Heidi and Nipa became a pair like eilanya?
>Heidi x Nipa
There MUST be some fanart of this.
It's the logical conclusion of eilanya. Eila ignores lonely Nipa and Sanya leaves Heidi friendless. Then they find each other.
Imagine you're right in the middle switching between breasts you're using as a pillow right after a threesome with Heidi and Nipa.
Nipa and Heidi together would violate the Boob Limit Theory
No, since that never happened and it's just an urban legend in the SW threads.
I want to comfort Nipa after she's had an accident, why does reality want to rob me of this?
How well can you suspend your disbelief?
More like Strike Cuties
More like Strike Dykes
Eila just wants to play with her sanya princess and eila knight, but the others keep butting in ;_;
If Eila is the knight and Sanya is the princess, who's the big bad dragon?
Is Erica displeased they didn't invite her or that she doesn't have her own action figure?
Trude's looks badass.
Man, I want that Yoshika.
She's displeased that she doesn't already have some of that cake.
Sadako's magic is to be able to molest other witches without being reprimanded.
How bad would Erica get if you denied her sweets?
That's rude, she's just admiring the cuteness.
She would make this face at you, and then you'd give her her sweets back.
Regardless, if Trude can't keep her away, no one can.
Read agahari's sweet panic.
Minna burned the Reichstag
Opening song one or opening song two?
One, I think. Been awhile since I've either.
Would Erica share her sweets with me?
Giving how much of a glutton she is probably not.
Sure, as long as she isn't running low.
Trude is love.
Just watched season one episode 4 again, doe we like Gertrude's season one episode or season two centric more? I think her season two centric episode is a lot better, mostly because she has some good moments with Shirley and they have a lot of time screen time together.
>You will never get Barkhorn's autograph
>Bothering Barkhorn for an autograph when she's exhausted.
Which witches autographs would go for the highest price?
Marseille's is probably up there.
>Strike Witches thread
>Not posting best witch
What is this I don't even
Why is Minna so elegant?
I bet Perrine had an orgasm when that happened.
>Implying she needs to be a witch to be best witch
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit
It's time to retire and give some space for new witches to shine
Shut up boy
Guys I-I don't want a-any trouble
Why is that an issue? We all have one
I don't know what I expected.jpg
We're at bump limit should I make a new one?
Go ahead newfriend cowboy.
We're all little girls here
Also new thread
The IL2 wasn't feared but respected since it could take an ungodly amount of hits. Shooting one down took quite a bit of effort.
Of Course they can, Best Couple right there!!!